Black Marker Challenge Redland Bay - Friday 4th January 2013

[Daves]

The booking sheet is now open for the 1st Challenge for 2013. Looking at the usual 7.30ish tee time(s);

7.30am
1. Daves 81/72
2. Graham_w 93/75
3. Peteyd 99/86
4. Ferrins 104**/93**

7.36am
5. peter_rs 90/76
6. nudgee 99/94
7. perci 92/82
8. CobraSS 86/78

7.42am
9. Brokar 85/75
10.Timah! 97/84
11. Lagerlover 104/85
12. Marto65 78/70

Reserves
1. ?

[timah!]

1. Daves
2. Timah!

In!

[PeteyD]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd

[timah!]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

I mean, let's face it, he's in...

[Jarro]

Bloody secret golfing society groups !

No wonder why the ferret carries on like he does :rolleyes:

[Daves]

Bloody secret golfing society groups !

No wonder why the ferret carries on like he does :rolleyes:

http://www.lifechoice.net.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pot-kettle.jpg

[peter_rs]

Second group

[Daves]

Second group

Of course.

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6.?

[timah!]

Better put Jarro in...

[Jarro]

Better put Jarro in...

Negatory

[nudgee]

I am definitely in for this one!!

[nudgee]

Stick Perci in second group as well please.

[Daves]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. ?

[CobraSS]

I'll make my Debut at Redland Bay and have a hit in this.

[popper81]

1. Daves2. Timah!3. Peteyd4. Popper81I mean, let's face it, he's in...GGF :) I will play though.

[PeteyD]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. CobraSS


Will be good to see you again.

[popper81]

Thanks PeteyD, I have been missing you as well.

[BroKar]

I am keen to give redland bay a crack aswell, never played there

[Lagerlover]

I am keen to give redland bay a crack aswell, never played there

I'm in a third group with Brokar, latest, if on offer.

[jaybam]

Was thinking about making a comeback till I saw your name pop up you big shanker.

[Daves]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. CobraSS

9. Brokar
10. Lagerlover
11. ?

[BroKar]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. CobraSS


9. BroKar
10. Lagerlover
11. Jaybam
12.

[jaybam]

I'm not playing with that fat thing

[Lagerlover]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. CobraSS


9. BroKar
10. Lagerlover
11. Jaybam
12. AndyP

What's a jaybam?

[jaybam]

Well that's going to be a short day.

[Jarro]

Oohhh.... should be a fun round !

[jaybam]

More fun if you were were too. You guys are all so tight.

[Lagerlover]

I'm not playing with that fat thing

You cold hearted prick!!

Karlos has been boot camping for four months, on the shakes for three.
And yes I admit, results aren't flattering. But don't post, the guy can read!

[WBennett]

Can you get suspended from Ozgolf on course?

[Lagerlover]

Can you get suspended from Ozgolf on course?

I guess we'll soon find out... thing is, ploppers not a bad bloke off the course.

White line fever!

[BroKar]

I'm not playing with that fat thing

Which one?

[jaybam]

Don't know.why you think I am playing. Get rid of lardasslover and I might play.

[jaybam]

Your not fat brokar. Your a nice bloke. Unlike the rest of these riff raff.

[timah!]

Officially more players than the WAnker champs. Nice.

[jaybam]

Officially more players than the WAnker champs. Nice.
What are you talking about weirdo. There's only one WAnker on this list??

[PeteyD]

Glad I am in the first group :D

[jaybam]

[QUOTE=PeteyD;897278]Glad I am in the first group :D[/QUOT
Why? So you can slow everyone else down to your pace? Which is still quicker than some others on this place.

[PeteyD]

You leave my cripply pace out of this discussion ;)

Club 45! haha :D

Might have to draw groups out of a hat for this one!

[jaybam]

Lol come on I was.stuck behind your group at palm meadows a few years back. Damn that was painful lol

[jaybam]

Thanks for the stuff from Japan too. Is awesome and kids will love them. What's your pill of choice at the moment?

[PeteyD]

Lol come on I was.stuck behind your group at palm meadows a few years back. Damn that was painful lol

That was Hayseys fault, we have to wait for all the crap that his swing stirs up to settle, worse than a chinook.


Thanks for the stuff from Japan too. Is awesome and kids will love them. What's your pill of choice at the moment?

Anytime. Spending other peoples money is fun :) TP5s go OK, or Z Stars.

[jaybam]

That was Hayseys fault, we have to wait for all the crap that his swing stirs up to settle, worse than a chinook.



Anytime. Spending other peoples money is fun :) TP5s go OK, or Z Stars.

Poor haysey. Maybe because he has to bend down so far to put the tee in and pick the ball out of the hole. Either way his too big to mess with. Take all the time you want haysey.

[Daves]

1. Daves
2. Timah!
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81

5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. CobraSS


9. BroKar
10. Lagerlover
11. Jaybam?
12. ?

So are you in short stuff?, or should we taunt you a second time?

[Lagerlover]

No, I'm in Daves.

[Daves]

No, I'm in Daves.

What did I tell you about punctuation!? And back in your box, I am talking to your little mate....

[jaybam]

As previously asked do I have to play with the fat bloke and depends on the fourth.

[Lagerlover]

As previously asked do I have to play with the fat bloke and depends on the fourth.

Yes!

And I've been warned not to get involved with any banter with you. People don't need to hear of the past... KRudd sorted it out.

So confirm the spot and move on.

[Daves]

As previously asked do I have to play with the fat bloke and depends on the fourth.

I could understand Brokar complaining about the group, but a bit rich from you ......:lol:

With (at least ) 3 groups, Petey and I might do a draw, but no guarantees who you might end up with.

Headphones going on, so I don't have to listen to the whining.....

[Lagerlover]

please put me in the latest group.

[popper81]

They all all look like fun groups... Can we play as a 12?

[jaybam]

I don't want to be hit by his shanks.

[Lagerlover]

i promise not to hurt you...


bet you dont hear that much around the loading bay of the wickham..

[timah!]

I'll play in jaybams group...

[jaybam]

I'll play in jaybams group... Cool now the level of company has improved put me in.

[Daves]

Locked and loaded, OP updated. One spot still available in the 3rd group (7.42am). If you want to personal assessment, I am sure jaybam will oblige.;)

[Marto65]

Locked and loaded, OP updated. One spot still available in the 3rd group (7.42am). If you want to personal assessment, I am sure jaybam will oblige.;)

Pencil me in.

[jaybam]

Pencil me in. Well it could be worse. A least lagerlover isn't in the group.

[Lagerlover]

please put me in the latest group.

Sorry Daves, I know it's only ten minutes, but can you put me in the last group.
I'll need to drop my gremlins off on the way, and they don't do early very well.

[jaybam]

Oh ffs are you serious?

[Marto65]

Oh ffs are you serious?

Rock Paper Scissors lizard Spock for the spot in the first group?

I'll go with rock.

[jaybam]

You hard ass you. I will go paper so I can wrap myself around you. You take it though I think you and popper could use the bonding time. Cuddles on the first????

[Marto65]

You hard ass you. I will go paper so I can wrap myself around you. You take it though I think you and popper could use the bonding time. Cuddles on the first????

Nah mate. You take it. I've never played with timah and brokar.

I already know I hit it past popper.

[jaybam]

Timah changed to join me I believe but either way. Draw out of a hat. God help who gets the shankernator.

[popper81]

I already know I hit it past popper.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TUx_APiw1A

[Marto65]

Timah changed to join me I believe but either way. Draw out of a hat. God help who gets the shankernator.

I can handle Ravi Shankar. You just don't hit it right of him.

[Ferrins]

You crap on with some shite bam bam,

[Lagerlover]

Nah mate. You take it. I've never played with timah and brokar.

I already know I hit it past popper.


+ infinity and one

[jaybam]

You crap on with some shite bam bam,

From you thats a compliment. No one can match the rubbish you come up with :)

[popper81]

Some big ego's in the last group..... Feeling sorry for brokar. Just hit it straight all day and you won't even see any of the other three hackers.

[jaybam]

Pulling the pin on this. Only lasted four and a half holes today. Can't see much improvement and isn't worth it. Enjoy your day lads.

[Lagerlover]

Pulling the pin on this. Only lasted four and a half holes today. Can't see much improvement and isn't worth it. Enjoy your day lads.

Well in that case, please consider me a definite starter.
Really looking forward to this now!!

I'll even throw a shank or two in for your amusement Marto.

[graham_w]

So there's a spot in the last group now ?

[PeteyD]

So it seems.

[graham_w]

If thats the case, pencil me in for the last group. Im supposed to be working but ill work that out today :)

[Lagerlover]

Sorry Daves, I know it's only ten minutes, but can you put me in the last group.
I'll need to drop my gremlins off on the way, and they don't do early very well.

bump

[PeteyD]

Where are you dropping the gremlins off?

[Ferrins]

Rory is in town,maybe he would like a belt .

[Marto65]

Apparently he was at Brisbane GC yesterday for a photo shoot with his missus.

[Daves]

Sorry Daves, I know it's only ten minutes, but can you put me in the last group.
I'll need to drop my gremlins off on the way, and they don't do early very well.


bump

We will sort it out on the morning. I don't go hassling the booking girls with changes just because you guys can't get your shit together.:wink:

[Lagerlover]

I'm in a third group with Brokar, latest, if on offer.

Sorry, just one more... This one's from two weeks ago.

'Shit together'?? Pfft. :roll::wink::roll:

[popper81]

Boys, I am out of this.... I can't handle being on the same course as Marto.

[PeteyD]

Wtf you big pansy

[jaybam]

Boys, I am out of this.... I can't handle being on the same course as Marto. You could at least come up with a real excuse. That's just soft . Something like a sore toenail.

[Marto65]

Might be a ferret pullout. I'll wait to crucify him.

[popper81]

I am having way too much fun at Noosa...

Beer, beach & bikini clad beauties v. Vets, shanks and beer guts.... Pretty easy decision really!!!!

[Lagerlover]

I am having way too much fun at Noosa...

Beer, beach & bikini clad beauties v. Vets, shanks and beer guts.... Pretty easy decision really!!!!

Don't talk in riddles, are you playing or not?

[Ferrins]

I might be able to play if poops is too pooped from popping bikie clad nympomaniacs.

[popper81]

Not according to your facebook picshttp://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262963_10151402286727292_1111424352_n.jpg Hahahahaha.... Good work, Dicky!!!!

[Lagerlover]

Not according to your facebook pics

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262963_10151402286727292_1111424352_n.jpg

Beer, beach & bikini clad... When is "no homo", actually homo?

[Daves]

I might be able to play if poops is too pooped from popping bikie clad nympomaniacs.

7.30am
1. Daves
2. Graham_w
3. Peteyd
4. Popper81?

7.36am
5. peter_rs
6. nudgee
7. perci
8. CobraSS

7.42am
9. Brokar
10.Timah!
11. Lagerlover
12. Marto65

Reserves
1. Ferrins

[popper81]

Dave,

I am definite non starter.... Going to head up the beach for the next few days.

[Daves]

Dave,

I am definite non starter.... Going to head up the beach for the next few days.

OK, that means I can take some more of the Ferrets birdie money then.

Big field for this Black Marker, almost completely booked out, close to 200 starters I reckon.

[Ferrins]

Got to pick up an arc welder from Vicky Point at 7am so should still be right for tee time.

[Ferrins]

Luxury overnight accommodation for two guests at Royal Pines in the ocean view room Entrée served in the Arakawa RestaurantA sumptuous seafood buffet, main course in the Kalinda RestaurantA delicious dessert in Videre Restaurant, level 21, andFull buffet breakfast the following morning in Kalinda RestaurantCourtesy of Reddy Bay back tee, will be indulging the fiancé this Saturday and then cruise back to watch the men's final at the Brisbane International courtesy of Tennis Qld.:):) Will buy her an ice cream with Daves birdie payout.

[Daves]

Fiancé? silly girl!

Booking sheet all but full now, will be full field on the day I reckon.

[jaybam]

Kool a 5 + hour round. Glad I'm not stuck with the shanker.

[PeteyD]

Nah we are off early and it is a one tee field. Let me check who is in front of us.

[nudgee]

Nah we are off early and it is a one tee field. Let me check who is in front of us.

You are!!!

Will be a 5 hour round for sure ;-)

[PeteyD]

GGF you big chorizo. the ferret will keep us moving along.

[jaybam]

Lol that's funny nudgee cause its true. Was stuck.behind him at palm meadows lol.

[nudgee]

GGF you big chorizo. the ferret will keep us moving along.

Have you been peeking again?

So will we see the di shafts in the forged burners tomorrow?

[PeteyD]

yep

[peter_rs]

Daves still hoping to make this, if something changes I will let you know

[AO85]

Put my name down as a reserve incase of a late pullout if thats cool Dave.
Cheers

[Daves]

Put my name down as a reserve incase of a late pullout if thats cool Dave.
Cheers

Yep, sweet. Check in tonight for any late pull outs.

Forecast for Friday

Fine and partly cloudy. Light to moderate S to SE winds, tending moderate E to SE during the day.
City: Min 21Max 30
Bayside: Min 20Max 29

[Jarro]

I'm pretty sure i heard that it's going to be bucketing down over there tomorrow ??

;)

[Marto65]

I'm pretty sure i heard that it's going to be bucketing down over there tomorrow ??

;)

That will give me a chance to test out the new umbrella.

[graham_w]

Looking forward to this.

[Marto65]

Looking forward to this.

Well, you have taken Poppers place.

They are quite big thongs to fill.

[graham_w]

Well, you have taken Poppers place.

They are quite big thongs to fill.

I can honestly say i've never felt up a dude in a shell bikini - i'm beginning to think i'm not worthy.

[BroKar]

Dave, i have to pull out mate, AO85 can have my spot, i will PM him and let him know

[timah!]

Dave, i have to pull out mate, AO85 can have my spot, i will PM him and let him know

Boooooooooooo...

[BroKar]

was looking forward to playing reddy bay aswell, will play in the next one, i have to pick up something for my trip to straddy on saturday and the only time i can get it is 8.30 in the monring

[timah!]

Bugger. Was looking forward to catching up.

[Marto65]

Yeah Brokar. Get the wife to pick it up.

[BroKar]

ok give me 20 minutes to try and sort something

[Lagerlover]

C'mon Karsten, it's the perfect four.

[BroKar]

im back in aslong as i havent messed AO85 around, he hasnt responded though to my first message

[Lagerlover]

I heart you man

[AO85]

Just got the pm mate no dramas :)

[BroKar]

sorry mate! shout you a beer next time!

[PeteyD]

Wonder if this wind will still be blowing. 281m drive down 12 this arvo (GPS measured) with a wee breeze blowing.

[popper81]

Any truth in the rumour that timah! had two 4 putts?

[timah!]

Marto was dribbling on about having 13 putts after 12 holes or something.
I didn't see what all the fuss was about, if hit that mark after 5...

[timah!]

But, I finished on a birdie ;)

[Eag's]

Birdie money?

[timah!]

Nah too tight. Gotto keep frivolous spending to a minimum. Something about nappies...

[BroKar]

Would have been funny if we had birdy money, Marto had 4 or 5 birdies, I birdied 17 and then Tim 18, I would have been gutted.

[peter_rs]

What a outs 10's or more

[Marto65]

What a outs 10's or more

Can someone translate this into English for me?

[Steve57]

I think he means, How many had 10's or more on any hole?

[peter_rs]

What about 10's or more on a single hole.

ps bingo Steve57

[Daves]

The Ferret reckons he had 37 on the 13th. I lost count around a dozen.

[jaybam]

Lager lover 104. Shit your a chopper.

[peter_rs]

Lager lover 104. Shit your a chopper.

And a broken wedge

[jaybam]

Hahaha told him those yes wedges are crap.

[Daves]

Thanks for coming along for the day guys. It was great to meet Graham_w, and to catch up to Andrew (CobraSS) again, thanks for making the trip down from Woodford.

Thanks to my group of PeteyD, Ferrins and Graham_w for the company. There was some serious hacking going on out there in all the groups it seems. I think I heard the The Ferret say he has sworn off golf completely now. I am glad I got his Birdie money off him before the round:wink: Scores now included in the OP.

[jaybam]

So marto was the only golfer out there today.

[LeftyHoges]

Scores now included in the OP.

So you're off 9 now Daves? I KNEW you were sandbagging for champs! :lol:

[CobraSS]

Thanks for the hit fellas, my first game at Redland Bay, the course is good, look forward to having another hit there, now I have had a bit of a look at the layout. One thing, the par 5 14th, is pretty brutal.

[graham_w]

Thanks for the hit guys and great to meet everyone and put faces to the names.

I'm going to have nightmares about 14 and 15 I think. Combined score of 15 for those holes didn't help my cause.

Thanks to daves, peted and ferrins for the company and marto for the lift. Never seen a bloke try and take his jocks off while driving before.

Liked the course, will be keen for another hit there. Greens were good as well.

[jaybam]

I hate 14. 15 is ok if you get to the corner.

[nudgee]

Boy had to frigging pull out a birdie on the 18th to avoid the dreaded 100!!!

About the worse golf I have played in 3-4 years. It was disgraceful - lucky the company was good (well mostly - Perci nearly shattered my left arm with a wayward punch shot - had he connected, I would be in hospital for the weekend).

Anyway bring on the dingo next friday - I haven't had enough bending over yet.

[Ronny]

Marto shot under 80! popper will be impressed (maybe!!)

[Daves]

Results now up;

http://www.redlandbaygolf.com.au/uploads/results/DOC040113-04012013184735.pdf

PeteyD's NTP on the 6th held up, but Pete-rs' NTP got knocked off. Marto got a shirt and a bottle of wine. Ball rundown to 76 nett.

[PeteyD]

Wow I won something in amounst all the crapolla today! Who would have thunk it.

[Lagerlover]

And a broken wedge

Sssshhhh.

[graham_w]

Results now up;

http://www.redlandbaygolf.com.au/uploads/results/DOC040113-04012013184735.pdf

PeteyD's NTP on the 6th held up, but Pete-rs' NTP got knocked off. Marto got a shirt and a bottle of wine. Ball rundown to 76 nett.

A ball!!!! Woohoo

[Lagerlover]

Marto shot under 80! popper will be impressed (maybe!!)

I've never seen someone hole so many one putts... Joy to watch.

See my second approach didn't hold on 11..;Took an eagle to beat me though!!

[timah!]

Nothing beats my 4-putt bogey though... Pure awesomeness.

[Lagerlover]

Nothing beats my 4-putt bogey though... Pure awesomeness.

Better than the other four putt of yours... $62 delivered yeah??

[timah!]

Better than the other four putt of yours... $62 delivered yeah??

There was only one eagle putt in my round I thought?

[Daves]

So marto was the only golfer out there today.

At least they turned up!:roll:


So you're off 9 now Daves? I KNEW you were sandbagging for champs! :lol:

What's you talking about Louis?;)

[Daves]

A couple of pics of The Champ from yesterday's round, and yes they are Volleys!;

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt115/Daves_2009/20130104_103732_zps4e41fddb.jpg

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt115/Daves_2009/20130104_103759_zps5d04390b.jpg

[Marto65]

Nice hat, Cletus.

[CobraSS]

How did the tee shot go on this hole, maybe it was you taking photo's of him, that put him off on this hole and caused the train wreck.....

[Daves]

How did the tee shot go on this hole, maybe it was you taking photo's of him, that put him off on this hole and caused the train wreck.....

The Tee Shot was not good, downhill from there. Pics were taken after the tee shot, not sure he was even aware of them, he was submerged in hot fumes at this stage. The 4 women playing in front of us didn't help his demeanour either!

[Eag's]

Christ Ferret, you really are the original trend setter that is for sure :shock:

[popper81]

A couple of pics of The Champ from yesterday's round, and yes they are Volleys!;http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt115/Daves_2009/20130104_103732_zps4e41fddb.jpghttp://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt115/Daves_2009/20130104_103759_zps5d04390b.jpg Here is Ozgolf champ, please be respectful! Dave, any putting from the fairway today?

[PeteyD]

Can't recall if he was on the fairway ...

[Marto65]

Here is Ozgolf champ, please be respectful! Dave, any putting from the fairway today?

Timah! did on 15.

[Daves]

Here is Ozgolf champ, please be respectful! Dave, any putting from the fairway today?

Not that I can recall, lots of putting with the wedge though.

[PeteyD]

and with the driver too

[timah!]

Timah! did on 15.

It was a strategic play.

Which worked too. Resulted in a 1-putt LagerLover STAT!

[Lagerlover]

It was a strategic play.

Which worked too. Resulted in a 1-putt LagerLover STAT!

Absolutely Timbo... I'm still compiling my stats from the game. There's just so many to choose from!

[Ferrins]

Can't recall if he was on the fairway ... The only shot from the fairway was the approach on 18 after I hit my second shot over the trees from the 2nd hole fairway.

[Ferrins]

Enjoying the Royal Pines experience so far. Most of the lifts are out, air conditioning down, no towels available at pool and no spare seats available. Finally got a seat next to the kiddies pool and some kid just sprayed us with a super soaker. At least the spa looks good, kind of a yellow colour to it though.