Help Lager's Vegas challenge...

[Lagerlover]

In Brissie looking for a chipping mat, any size, any condition.

I have no money, but in exchange will embroid your ozgolf tag on my game shirts.... pooper excluded.

No shank comments necessary at this point please... (in fear of turning away planned sponsor proposals).

Thanks in advance.

[Jarro]

If Perci is still holding the mat for me, you can take it LL

[Lagerlover]

Thanks Jarro,

I'll tattoo my left arse cheek JARR
So every time I bend over you're there with me..

But seriously, I'd really appreciate it I could grab this.

[markTHEblake]

suggest you take cricket gloves with you too.

[Jarro]

It's all yours LL ..... Perci will be in touch shortly.

[Lagerlover]

Thanks Jarro.... will return to you once I'm done.

MTB.... no idea what that means mate, sorry.

[markTHEblake]

the cricket gloves are to protect your fingers from injuries obviously! Vegas is full of pissed blokes and they might stand on your hands when you are trying to find your way back to the hotel.

[Lagerlover]

That makes sense. Would the gloves give extra grip when catching palm trees?

[MAZA68]

I think you need a theme song Lager!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwAxij1D8&feature=related

[Hux]

the cricket gloves are to protect your fingers from injuries obviously! Vegas is full of pissed blokes and they might stand on your hands when you are trying to find your way back to the hotel.

And there is was thinking it was to stopping him from taking things into his own hands while away from home :-(