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sms316
25th October 2012, 07:19 PM
WAnkers have limited driving ability.

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 07:23 PM
The worst in Oz. By a streak!

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 07:24 PM
Late entrant for the WAnker champs?20081 Spotted on the way to Bunbury.

Webster
25th October 2012, 07:24 PM
The scenery south of Perth is far from scenic.

Ashes
25th October 2012, 07:29 PM
Most boring stretch of road in the country.

sms316
25th October 2012, 07:30 PM
Note to self: next time in WA, bring iPod radio adapter.

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 07:31 PM
Worst street / road name ever???
20082

Daves
25th October 2012, 07:33 PM
Late entrant for the WAnker champs?20081 Spotted on the way to Bunbury.

Hogging the right lane, got to be him!:wink:

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 07:34 PM
I didn't even have to look at the street name to know what you were talking about. 1DAV is awesome.

BayBum
25th October 2012, 07:58 PM
An hour till bedtime Yeasties.

sms316
25th October 2012, 07:59 PM
Team bonding session about to start. Just picked up supplies from Mandurah Dan Murphy's.

Eldrick
25th October 2012, 08:07 PM
Worst street / road name ever???
20082

is that a bike lane?

Ashes
25th October 2012, 08:09 PM
Emergency lane.

There is a bike path separate from the road that runs (almost uninterrupted) for well over 100km north south trough Perth.

Pieface
25th October 2012, 09:30 PM
Late entrant for the WAnker champs?20081 Spotted on the way to Bunbury.

Awesome!

Lobsta
25th October 2012, 09:32 PM
How is this thread not 50 pages yet?

Webster
25th October 2012, 09:44 PM
Cos the night is still young.

hocko
25th October 2012, 09:48 PM
How is this thread not 50 pages yet?
It soon will be coz 3/4 of the WAnkers wont sleep tonight!

Lobsta
25th October 2012, 09:52 PM
I'm going to bed, because I'm off to the GP tomorrow :-D . If I wake up tomorrow and this page is less than 10 pages, I will be disappoint.

sms316
25th October 2012, 09:56 PM
I'm going to bed, because I'm off to the GP tomorrow :-D . If I wake up tomorrow and this page is less than 10 pages, I will be disappoint. About time you got that rash looked at. ;)

Webster
25th October 2012, 09:57 PM
The Bunbury female talent pool is ankle deep.

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 09:58 PM
Swan draught on tap is not bad. Not great, but not bad.

Lobsta
25th October 2012, 10:02 PM
About time you got that rash looked at. ;)

I was going to say something about that. I think I picked it up off DC's golf bag. You... You should get yourself tested...

sms316
25th October 2012, 10:04 PM
I was going to say something about that. I think I picked it up off DC's golf bag. You... You should get yourself tested... I have been tested and I'm Cosmo negative.

Lobsta
25th October 2012, 10:12 PM
I think the real measure of which champs is the real champs is the shenanigans that the attendees get up to.

If you want the mantle WA, here is the bar. (no homo)
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/25/evy3y5ug.jpg

Easties efforts don't count either.

Gauntlet thrown.

Golfnut
25th October 2012, 10:14 PM
Could be next years Ozgolf calendar!

Ashes
25th October 2012, 10:19 PM
Swan draught on tap is not bad. Not great, but not bad. Yep. Super off the tap is a great beer if you're going to be having a big one.

Golfnut
25th October 2012, 10:23 PM
This is wired.....instead of deciding how many sleeves of balls I'll need to bring, I'm here trying to decide how many sleeves of pain killers and anti inflammatory to take.

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 10:27 PM
This is wired.....instead of deciding how many sleeves of balls I'll need to bring, I'm here trying to decide how many sleeves of pain killers and anti inflammatory to take. You riding with Fit as well?

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 10:29 PM
I think the real measure of which champs is the real champs is the shenanigans that the attendees get up to.

If you want the mantle WA, here is the bar. (no homo)
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/25/evy3y5ug.jpg

Easties efforts don't count either.

Gauntlet thrown.

Rocketbalz?

Golfnut
25th October 2012, 10:32 PM
Saggy balls

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 10:36 PM
Note to self: next time in WA, bring iPod radio adapter.
Ill see if there is one lying around at home.

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 11:17 PM
Ill see if there is one lying around at home. See if you can find a time machine while you are at it.

Webster
25th October 2012, 11:29 PM
It's no harder to do your dough on the punt over here.

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 11:29 PM
It's no harder to do your dough on the punt over here.

Wait till tomorrow!

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 11:55 PM
Wait till tomorrow! We know who to bet on tomorrow! ;-)

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 11:56 PM
Black?

Ashes
25th October 2012, 11:57 PM
Always.

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 11:58 PM
Go ID!

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 12:08 AM
Going to be tough to sleep.
Watching Bandeleros, Raquel Welch was hawt!

simmsy
26th October 2012, 12:11 AM
Most boring stretch of road in the country.

You havent travelled WA much have u.

Try pt headland to broome.

Cosmopolite
26th October 2012, 12:12 AM
You havent travelled WA much have u.

Try pt headland to broome.

or Perth to Albany

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 12:13 AM
Nope, betting on 0, as in all the yeasties. Do any of us receive a single shot in any individual match?

simmsy
26th October 2012, 12:14 AM
Yeah that is up there too.

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 12:14 AM
Sms is receiving 4.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 12:17 AM
Sms is receiving 4. Fair point. You've got your work cut out Canucky!

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 12:19 AM
I am counting on my well capped team.

Ashes
26th October 2012, 12:20 AM
You havent travelled WA much have u.

Try pt headland to broome.

Haven't been further north than Denham. The new stretch of the highway is mind numbing (aside from the ice cream cone public art things). I do the drive to Bunbury an Busselton often so that probably makes it worse for me,

Longer drives, I actually found the stretch from Brookton to Hyden about as painful as anything for some reason.

I actually like driving in the country and don't get bored doing long distances. Loved driving the Nullarbor!


or Perth to Albany

I actually like the Albany drive!

dc68
26th October 2012, 12:20 AM
Dribble..... Randomly on my pillow.

Webster
26th October 2012, 12:21 AM
They are exceedingly handicapped. Are they arriving on a bus with tongues against the windows?

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 12:21 AM
Only Dave1.

Shadesy
26th October 2012, 12:49 AM
Bit quiet boys, early night?

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 12:55 AM
Bit quiet boys, early night?

No idea what you're referring to Shadesy! Im still kicking on strong!

Shadesy
26th October 2012, 12:58 AM
No idea what you're referring to Shadesy! Im still kicking on strong!

Good to see Lefty. Are you going alone?

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:00 AM
Good to see Lefty. Are you going alone?

Without sounding sad and lonely, I believe so. I think the time difference and drinking for 20 odd hours has hit the boys pretty hard! :-)

Good thing I'm much younger and more virile!

simmsy
26th October 2012, 01:03 AM
Rubin is glad to hear youre so virile,watch out!

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:05 AM
Rubin is glad to hear youre so virile,watch out!

I look forward to "meeting" our good friend Lubin.

I mean Rubin. Sorry, slip of the tongue.

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:08 AM
So lefty, what are the odds of me beating SMS? 3to1? 4to1?

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:14 AM
So lefty, what are the odds of me beating SMS? 3to1? 4to1?

Bloody hard to say Mr Canuck, actually.

On one hand you've both shown a little softness in meeting today and exchanging formalities. An intense stare and handshake on the first tee tomorrow would have been much more dramatic and theatrical.

Given that SMS has been drinking for basically 20+ hours now but will have some extended time to sleep it off, and that you are receiving what can be basically given as 2 shots due to "local knowledge" I'm willing to offer up odds of $1.75 on SMS and $2.05 on yourself. Local knowledge and non-hangover can often count for more than 4 shots quite easily.

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 01:18 AM
Quite lucid, LH at this time of the night.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:22 AM
Quite lucid, LH at this time of the night.

Can't be that much, had to look up what lucid meant to remember! :mrgreen:

And this is just because I've had YEARS of practice acting sober in front of parents, friends, family members, judges, bounty hunters, and members of state and parliament. Don't let the act fool you!!! ;-)

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:23 AM
The non hangover is countered by the flu, but I am feeling heaps better now. I think that is adrenaline. One last dose of medicine, a few pills, and off to bed.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:26 AM
The non hangover is countered by the flu, but I am feeling heaps better now. I think that is adrenaline. One last dose of medicine, a few pills, and off to bed.

Performance enhancing drugs, Mr Armstrong?

Tut, tut...

If nothing else I expected a clean fight from the Western Australian Rebels.

If you should be victorious tomorrow it will contain the compulsory asterisk.

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 01:26 AM
I need something to help me sleep too.

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:28 AM
I picked up this gel for my mouth ulcers today. It's called SM33. I hope that is not a sign. 3 deep would suck.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:32 AM
I picked up this gel for my mouth ulcers today. It's called SM33. I hope that is not a sign. 3 deep would suck.

Just quietly, I'm so confident of our superstar that I believe you'll be "3 deep" before you can even say "What's that aboot?"

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:36 AM
If he truly was that good, he would be encouraging me to take my shots. I think there is a little bit of fear there.

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:36 AM
No doot aboot it.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:38 AM
If he truly was that good, he would be encouraging me to take my shots. I think there is a little bit of fear there.

"We have nothing to fear, but Canuck himself".

Nope, doesn't fit. No fear here! ;-)

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:40 AM
Fear the queer.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 01:42 AM
Fear the queer.

Is that a hot tip for a Lubin / Yoss quinella?!?!

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:51 AM
You are on the right track.

As the fashion guru, when you are "introduced" to Rubes, what colour ball gag would you prefer, if he has you tied up with blue rope?

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 01:59 AM
Fear the queer.

Bunvegas all it's cracked up to be?

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 02:01 AM
You are on the right track.

As the fashion guru, when you are "introduced" to Rubes, what colour ball gag would you prefer, if he has you tied up with blue rope?

Tough call. Ideally it should match my belt and shoes but as those are predominantly green this weekend, and "blue and green should not be seen without a colour in between" then something else will need to come in here.

Maybe a soft yellow will be best.

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 02:06 AM
Tough call. Ideally it should match my belt and shoes but as those are predominantly green this weekend, and "blue and green should not be seen without a colour in between" then something else will need to come in here.

Maybe a soft yellow will be best.
So would a lighter shade of pale.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 02:09 AM
So would a lighter shade of pale.

Correct! :lol:

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 02:46 AM
Can't sleep.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 03:08 AM
Can't sleep.

Amen!

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:16 AM
Go to sleep lads. You are keeping me awake.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:17 AM
Aha

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:17 AM
The door between the rooms is closed but it keeps moving every 10 seconds. I just opened it up, and it closed itself again.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:17 AM
Oh ****. I'm not going. :(

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:18 AM
Hey Marto.

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:21 AM
Yes watty?

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:22 AM
Sorry. Typing in the dark without glasses on.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:23 AM
How's the bed?

Do the fatty's snore?

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:27 AM
No snoring from either of my team mates yet.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:28 AM
Have a great time mate. Hopefully you guys make it back some time and we can catch up for some tubes.

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:31 AM
You just being nice to lull me into a false sense of security.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:32 AM
Fine. **** off back to Queensland. ;)

Marto65
26th October 2012, 03:33 AM
Goodnight John Boy. Goodnight Mary Ellen.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 03:35 AM
Night Jim Bob.

PeteyD
26th October 2012, 04:39 AM
Any of you WAnkers or Yeasties up yet?

Bunch of pansies ;)

Jarro
26th October 2012, 04:47 AM
Must be time for a wake up call Pedro ;)

PeteyD
26th October 2012, 04:52 AM
:mrgreen:

Marto65
26th October 2012, 05:52 AM
I'm awake. I only sleep on course.

sms316
26th October 2012, 05:59 AM
Farts are ripe this morning.

dc68
26th October 2012, 06:05 AM
Farrrrrr out..... dumb time difference.

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:08 AM
It's a shame AndyP isn't here. I need a pacer for my morning run.

Webster
26th October 2012, 06:08 AM
Shut the &$%# up you morons, its only 4am!

dc68
26th October 2012, 06:10 AM
Lefty's shoes woke us up.... They're too loud.

simmsy
26th October 2012, 06:26 AM
Looks like u had a sound nights sleep lefty.

Webster
26th October 2012, 06:28 AM
Lefty is out cold. Despite the noise coming from the next room.

dc68
26th October 2012, 06:30 AM
Come and join us mate.

Webster
26th October 2012, 06:31 AM
No homo

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 06:33 AM
Shossh! You'll wake the kids!

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:35 AM
Shossh! You'll wake the kids! Can you sort out some breakfast in bed Vic?

simmsy
26th October 2012, 06:36 AM
He will be there in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.

He's just finishing the back 9 at Mandurah

simmsy
26th October 2012, 06:36 AM
Who u driving down Vic?

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 06:37 AM
Tried to, but the Mrs turned over.

I'd leave now, but I gotta wait till Zeus is here at 6 .

Shadesy
26th October 2012, 06:44 AM
Engel fired up Simmo?


Id, swing past PK with coffee. Save me 15!

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 06:46 AM
Just had one. My nespresso is loud when no one else is up.

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:47 AM
I hope that plumbing is of good quality in WA. DC has been in the toilet for a while now.

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 06:55 AM
Good strategy when sharing, like sex, best to go first.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 07:09 AM
There is a disturbing amount of light around for 5 in the morning. This place is ****ed.

sms316
26th October 2012, 07:11 AM
But the sun did rise in the east. Good sign.

WBennett
26th October 2012, 07:11 AM
There are going to be some boys in a world of hurt in about 16 hours from now....

Shadesy
26th October 2012, 07:15 AM
There is a disturbing amount of light around for 5 in the morning. This place is ****ed.

Don't mention DLS around these parts Lefty.

You burnt already?

Webster
26th October 2012, 07:19 AM
Have you lardo's in room 37 noticed that there's a Jenny Craig across the road from this fine motel? You could pop in there for half a breakfast.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 07:19 AM
Don't mention DLS around these parts Lefty.

You burnt already?

DC was getting burnt in the car on the trip down. I lucked out and sat on the other side.

Today could be nasty though. :-(

(Not that it's not nasty enough already. I had no idea that there was a 5AM and that it was made for crazy QLDers.)

Marto65
26th October 2012, 07:31 AM
Maccas run! Lets go Easties!

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 07:33 AM
Zeus here in 30 mins...

dc68
26th October 2012, 07:34 AM
Mmmm Scottish breakfast.

simmsy
26th October 2012, 07:34 AM
Im tired.

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 07:35 AM
Mmmm Scottish breakfast.
Kippers?

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 07:35 AM
Im tired.

This is a lie in for you. Normally you have finished your second crossword by now.

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 07:41 AM
Large Helicopter carrying sandbags spotted heading south towered Bunbury. NK and co. are here.

simmsy
26th October 2012, 07:43 AM
This is a lie in for you. Normally you have finished your second crossword by now.


Up at 3:40

Golfnut has arranged coffee that was ground in the thighs of venezuealean virgins, so i must say im looking fwd to that.

Shadesy
26th October 2012, 07:44 AM
This is a lie in for you. Normally you have finished your second crossword by now.

He's just finished listening to his second ABC news update.

Ashes
26th October 2012, 07:51 AM
I thought he would have spent the night calling 6PR talkback?

simmsy
26th October 2012, 07:52 AM
ABC is for tossers.
Chris Ilsley for the early mornings types i would recommend.

simmsy
26th October 2012, 07:53 AM
Hahhaaahahaha

Thx ashes. What are u doing up?

U didnt want to come and play with us today, u having lunch with Pieface?

Ashes
26th October 2012, 08:06 AM
Hahhaaahahaha

Thx ashes. What are u doing up?

U didnt want to come and play with us today, u having lunch with Pieface?

It's like the morning before Xmas eve for me, excitement is building quickly!

I would have loved nothing better than playing with you today Simmsy, you know that. You'll just have to wait an extra day. :)

sms316
26th October 2012, 08:16 AM
Has the Admiral set sail?

Jarro
26th October 2012, 08:19 AM
Has the Admiral set sail?

He's probably still in the cot with God.

The Devil
26th October 2012, 08:21 AM
He's probably still in the cot with God. No homo?

Webster
26th October 2012, 08:24 AM
Thoughtful motel parking WA style:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/threeputtzalot/D0B3A64F-65A9-4F8B-8B30-77B5557E7BE4-384-00000068E34781A2.jpg

Cosmopolite
26th October 2012, 09:06 AM
Farrrrrr out..... dumb time difference.

haha, our secret weapon for the matchplay!

Iain
26th October 2012, 10:22 AM
Thoughtful motel parking WA style:http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/threeputtzalot/D0B3A64F-65A9-4F8B-8B30-77B5557E7BE4-384-00000068E34781A2.jpgI would've parked right up against his front bumper....

Monsta
26th October 2012, 10:26 AM
Thoughtful motel parking WA style:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/threeputtzalot/D0B3A64F-65A9-4F8B-8B30-77B5557E7BE4-384-00000068E34781A2.jpg

I would be lifting the jetski.........

timah!
26th October 2012, 10:44 AM
Thoughtful motel parking WA style:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/threeputtzalot/D0B3A64F-65A9-4F8B-8B30-77B5557E7BE4-384-00000068E34781A2.jpg

Victorian?

Jarro
26th October 2012, 12:11 PM
Victorian?

Iphone user more like it :rolleyes:

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 01:35 PM
10 min wait on 6th tee. The legend of tommyg lives on.

sms316
26th October 2012, 01:53 PM
10 min wait on 6th tee. The legend of tommyg lives on. Worked out all right. You had the NTP at about 10ft for 60 seconds (until someone hit it to an inch).

BayBum
26th October 2012, 05:44 PM
Someone ? Nice word play lol ;)

How did the gross scores end up in your match ? JC with 9 pars from 11 holes and you with 6 birds, good golfing to say the least.Very good.

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:50 PM
Binny is not disappoint.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/13F161B7-F3EC-4D09-90D9-E5377E05BD63-1588-000000F05FC3C153.jpg

WBennett
26th October 2012, 06:57 PM
Feeling the fatigue set in Yeasties?

Its been a long 36 hours for a few of our intrepid heroes!

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:59 PM
Not at all. We're athletes.

Jarro
26th October 2012, 07:33 PM
Not at all. We're athletes who can't see their own toes.

FTFY.

MegaWatty
26th October 2012, 08:45 PM
Ahhhhh. The vista from the top of the on 3 at Binningup. Worth the admission price alone.

Dotty
26th October 2012, 08:52 PM
We'll have to get Tom Waterhouse back, to give us odds on who falls asleep at the table first ... SMS, DC, LeftyHoges.

Eldrick
26th October 2012, 09:01 PM
won't be lefty,there's a mirror on the far wall

rubin
26th October 2012, 10:48 PM
This is the message i get about 20mins ago from the bloke im spending 2 hrs + with in a car tomorrow.


Alone


Im a little worried.

LeftyHoges
26th October 2012, 11:10 PM
We'll have to get Tom Waterhouse back, to give us odds on who falls asleep at the table first ... SMS, DC, LeftyHoges.

Heavy favourite at this stage is TommyG. In struggletown.

Marto65
27th October 2012, 12:10 AM
Simmsy cramping up at the table at dinner.

Johnny Canuck
27th October 2012, 12:12 AM
Gauntlet thrown to SMS. Dropping guts challenge. 6 people evacuated from a cabin with one series of movement.

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 12:15 AM
Heavy favourite at this stage is TommyG. In struggletown.

TommyG could well be tucked up in bed by now. DC and SMS looking for beds.

LeftyHoges still going to be up for hours.

dc68
27th October 2012, 12:22 AM
TommyG could well be tucked up in bed by now. DC and SMS looking for beds.LeftyHoges still going to be up for hours. Your shout Meggsy.

Johnny Canuck
27th October 2012, 01:00 AM
Gauntlet thrown to SMS. Dropping guts challenge. 6 people evacuated from a cabin with one series of movement. New high score of 16. This is the most fun I have had in years.

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 01:00 AM
Jack may well be the best cropduster in the history of Ozgolf!

dc68
27th October 2012, 01:11 AM
Tru dat

Webster
27th October 2012, 01:44 AM
I work hard at it.

Johnny Canuck
27th October 2012, 01:47 AM
He has been supplanted.

MegaWatty
27th October 2012, 02:12 AM
More talk.

Webster
27th October 2012, 02:14 AM
Ham and pineapple.

MegaWatty
27th October 2012, 02:17 AM
Hahaha. They said you were asleep!

Webster
27th October 2012, 02:25 AM
They would be homo then.

MegaWatty
27th October 2012, 02:27 AM
How's JC smell?

sms316
27th October 2012, 02:28 AM
How's JC smell? Like defeat.

MegaWatty
27th October 2012, 02:31 AM
Ouch. You have an amazing way with words. So witty! :)

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 03:39 AM
We'll have to get Tom Waterhouse back, to give us odds on who falls asleep at the table first ... LeftyHoges.

Clearly didn't happen. Last Eastie standing! Possibly the last man standing from both.

Ned
27th October 2012, 06:50 AM
10 min wait on 6th tee. The legend of tommyg lives on.

Actually Fit was having a great time in the sand box, TG was on the green in reg.

Webster
27th October 2012, 08:18 AM
More paw paw cream required in chalet #11 !

Shadesy
27th October 2012, 08:23 AM
My chalet stinks...like rotten maple syrup.

Shadesy
27th October 2012, 08:37 AM
Pass the message around.

First group off at 11.30.

Pizzas tonight aiming for 7.30. Can someone volunteer to take orders?

Ned
27th October 2012, 08:39 AM
Pass the message around.

First group off at 11.30.

Pizzas tonight aiming for 7.30. Can someone volunteer to take orders?

Nuffie likes to socialise and have a chat apparently, he could do both?

Webster
28th October 2012, 09:55 AM
The bathroom in Chalet 11 has taken a hiding and may never recover.....

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b221/threeputtzalot/78560C64-AF75-4EC6-818B-C6A53BC0652D-232-000000436709374B.jpg

hocko
28th October 2012, 10:05 AM
And 13!

sms316
28th October 2012, 10:12 AM
Message from NK.


WAnkers, flash for cash about 5 kliks past Binningyup, hidden in the trees LHS, pass the word.

Ned
28th October 2012, 10:14 AM
Too late for grumpy though......... roflmfao

Cosmopolite
28th October 2012, 12:25 PM
SMS charging his iPhone in the KB clubhouse

Ned
28th October 2012, 03:46 PM
A Ferrins moment?


http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/s7535294/F015196B-E8B1-4CD2-8B6F-4A4EFF93BEC1-338-0000001D464D0FB7.jpg

Ashes
28th October 2012, 06:43 PM
Cosmo clipping the ball square ino the bush of the tee..

... on a practice swing!

Golfnut
28th October 2012, 09:11 PM
Cosmo clipping the ball square ino the bush of the tee..... on a practice swing! Sherman?

Ashes
28th October 2012, 09:13 PM
Nah, it was off the toe edge so technically not a Sherman. Result was the same, but more amusing.

hocko
28th October 2012, 09:26 PM
It was priceless!

Ned
28th October 2012, 09:45 PM
A Ferrins moment?


http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/s7535294/F015196B-E8B1-4CD2-8B6F-4A4EFF93BEC1-338-0000001D464D0FB7.jpg

Fixed!

hocko
28th October 2012, 10:04 PM
I may get banned for this....
NK, get fu**ed!
:)

sms316
28th October 2012, 10:05 PM
I may get banned for this....NK, get fu**ed!:) You won't get banned mate, but you may have to take a number.

Ned
28th October 2012, 10:51 PM
You won't get banned mate, but you may have to take a number.

Your waiting list is priority wait listed Chorn!


I may get banned for this....
NK, get fu**ed!
:)

Got just the foto to match Hocko.......

http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o701/s7535294/636BECB8-BDA8-4B57-9F0C-16A6BDADBFBE-338-0000001D31723849.jpg

Johnny Canuck
28th October 2012, 11:56 PM
How did you not make the ladies?

Cosmopolite
28th October 2012, 11:59 PM
How did you not make the ladies?

Didn't even make the white tees

Ashes
29th October 2012, 12:00 AM
How did a lady not make the ladies is even more baffling JC!

Cosmopolite
29th October 2012, 12:06 AM
How could someone not know you can go back to the tee and retee your shot when taking a penalty?

Johnny Canuck
29th October 2012, 12:11 AM
What hole was it? 15? Cold top?

Ashes
29th October 2012, 12:27 AM
I think it was 15. He bladed it hard left along the ground. Bounced off some reeds back onto the path.

Johnny Canuck
29th October 2012, 12:31 AM
Gold. I love jugs.

Ashes
29th October 2012, 12:34 AM
I love jugs.

Don't we all.

Marto65
29th October 2012, 06:16 AM
Farting comp at 4.14am

dc68
29th October 2012, 06:32 AM
Farting comp at 4.14am

may be leading. Won the snore off already.

Webster
29th October 2012, 06:52 AM
It's a b graders event if I'm not there.

dc68
29th October 2012, 07:12 AM
Agree with that. Uncle Jack is probably the most gaseous man I have known.

simmsy
29th October 2012, 08:26 AM
Canuck won the fartoff on Friday night.

Golfnut
29th October 2012, 09:05 AM
Canuck won the fartoff on Friday night. And destroyed our chalet in the process....I felt sorry for Yoss & Zeus who had to sleep up in the attic, the air up there was thick.

TourFit
29th October 2012, 07:12 PM
TommyG in the car talking to his missus on the mobile...to paraphrase,

"I played like sh*t today, hun. Terrible. No, I didn't win. I'm really sorry." Then from the depths of his tiredness he suddenly perked up "I won the drunk-off again though!"

Wonder if her level of joy at that little nugget would lead to him having to restrain her ?

TourFit
29th October 2012, 08:15 PM
Nuffie planned to tie fishing wire to the worst fake snake EVER in the history of fake snakes, hide in the bushes and drag it across in front of the 18th green!

Success of this was dependent on a couple of things:

a) that dragging the snake by the fishing line didn't look like a 6yr old dragging a really fake toy by fishing line
b) not to be outdone by the REAL snake, the only sighting of the weekend (Shadesy not included), by the group including the guy who least wanted to see one
c) hiding in the left hand bushes would have been a must. Hiding in the right bushes would've led to him being killed by a shot from Lefty
d) that the entire group had individual IQ's lower than 65

He still thought his idea was genius.

Score: Earth 1 - Planet Nuffie 0

bergsey
29th October 2012, 09:58 PM
How quickly would TommyG be banned if his Internet persona was the same as real life? :)

TourFit
30th October 2012, 12:11 AM
Faster than if you called Yoss a bellend...