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Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2012, 02:44 AM
Captain Canuck, founder of 'NuckBet, returns once again, this time to preview the 2012 WAnker Champs.

As we are always looking to improve at 'NuckBet, this year's preview takes things one step further and brings in a special "Celebrity" tipster, to help breakdown the field.

Sit back, grab a cold one, and enjoy.

CC.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_HJYI0Lan8

MegaWatty
22nd October 2012, 03:18 AM
Hitler knows his shit!

sms316
22nd October 2012, 06:56 AM
Bwahahahaha! Even the Fuhrer see DC as unbeatable.

Shadesy
22nd October 2012, 07:01 AM
Just amazing.. Amazing.


Lol $3 burgers

Dotty
22nd October 2012, 07:12 AM
Brilliant JC, but Hitler has no cred. He can't even get out of a bunker.

Plus LeftyHoges didn't get a mention. That's where the smart money is, after he used the OzGolf Champs to test the waters.

Marto65
22nd October 2012, 08:15 AM
Brilliant JC ... well done.

LarryLong
22nd October 2012, 08:25 AM
:smt038

Ashes
22nd October 2012, 09:16 AM
Awesome.

Jarro
22nd October 2012, 09:37 AM
Very clever JC .... you've been a busy boy.

dc68
22nd October 2012, 09:44 AM
I'm in tears..... Effing gold Yank!!!!!

Tom Waterhouse
22nd October 2012, 09:46 AM
"Weasel"?

GGF!

LeftyHoges
22nd October 2012, 10:22 AM
Brilliant JC, but Hitler has no cred. He can't even get out of a bunker.

Plus LeftyHoges didn't get a mention. That's where the smart money is, after he used the OzGolf Champs to test the waters.

A few million people might say that's it better not to be on "Ze Fuhrers" radar, don't ya think? It is pretty poor form from him though, especially considering we were born on the same day.

And I'm assuming your "smart money" on me is in challenging Hocko for most putts and snapped clubs, not for the title.

idgolfguy
22nd October 2012, 10:23 AM
Nice work JC - should have been in Pirate video and porn production.

simmsy
22nd October 2012, 10:38 AM
He is.

Nice work Canuck. U spent as much time on that as u do lining up a putt from 1'.

TourFit
22nd October 2012, 12:19 PM
I'd post a well done to JC...but he probably won't be able to read it due to serving his ban!

With all the money I am due to receive at Champs for work done (or about to be done), that will buy me a sh*tload of $3 burgers! AWESOME.

LeftyHoges
22nd October 2012, 02:53 PM
So what did Yoss have to do with this to get himself banned?

Or did I miss something?

sms316
22nd October 2012, 03:47 PM
So what did Yoss have to do with this to get himself banned?

Or did I miss something?

When I wen to bed last night it was looking like James CC was going to cop a pasting in a couple of threads. Those threads are now deleted so I guess he might have stirred the pot a little too vigorously.

LeftyHoges
22nd October 2012, 03:51 PM
When I wen to bed last night it was looking like James CC was going to cop a pasting in a couple of threads. Those threads are now deleted so I guess he might have stirred the pot a little too vigorously.

Oh, I see. He was giving that bloke a ride, though. Good stuff!

timah!
22nd October 2012, 04:50 PM
****ing Gold!

rubin
22nd October 2012, 07:34 PM
So what did Yoss have to do with this to get himself banned?

Or did I miss something?


When I wen to bed last night it was looking like James CC was going to cop a pasting in a couple of threads. Those threads are now deleted so I guess he might have stirred the pot a little too vigorously.


Oh, I see. He was giving that bloke a ride, though. Good stuff!

would have been a good read that.

Great effort Canuck - one of your better ones.....

JADO75
22nd October 2012, 07:58 PM
Weddy weddy funny!

hocko
22nd October 2012, 08:32 PM
A few million people might say that's it better not to be on "Ze Fuhrers" radar, don't ya think? It is pretty poor form from him though, especially considering we were born on the same day.

And I'm assuming your "smart money" on me is in challenging Hocko for most putts and snapped clubs, not for the title.
The best so far nuck.
However i haven't snapped a club (that i built) in months! My money may well be on Lefty.
And consensus says that i put on putting clinics at Mandurah CC.

tommyg
22nd October 2012, 09:53 PM
Nice work JC... champagne comedy. My moneys still on me though....

Nuffie
22nd October 2012, 10:18 PM
Nice work JC... champagne comedy. My moneys still on me though.... Beer-Money? Were they a tag team?There's only one other thing to add to both of them... To have the 3 things in life that guys love the most...

tommyg
22nd October 2012, 10:50 PM
Beer-Money? Were they a tag team?There's only one other thing to add to both of them... To have the 3 things in life that guys love the most...

WTF?

Nuffie, sometimes you're a little hard to follow

mike
22nd October 2012, 10:53 PM
JC, that is platinum.

Hamo84
22nd October 2012, 11:04 PM
good work there JC, some very funny stuff there.

Golfnut
22nd October 2012, 11:30 PM
Very good JC, classic stuff.....I'm not labelled a lowballer for nothing. ;)

Zeusgolf
22nd October 2012, 11:45 PM
Anyone know where i can get an orange mocha frappocino...near the accomodation.

bergsey
22nd October 2012, 11:48 PM
With a Lemon twist?

timah!
23rd October 2012, 12:11 AM
And an umbrella?

Veefore
23rd October 2012, 12:17 AM
Well done JC.

Zeusgolf
23rd October 2012, 12:25 AM
Well done JC.

V4....I need to pick my trolley up before Thurs

Nuffie
23rd October 2012, 09:20 AM
JC is a funny man... The earlier beer-money post I made regarding tommyG, JC probably gets it. Even though theres no foxtel these days in my place, the WWE is still something I try to follow the goss on.

dc68
23rd October 2012, 10:38 AM
Very good JC, classic stuff.....I'm not labelled a lowballer for nothing. ;) I thought it was cos you have short legs.

idgolfguy
23rd October 2012, 10:45 AM
I thought it was cos you have short legs.
That's me, his matchplay partner.

I never lowball.

dc68
23rd October 2012, 11:35 AM
That's me, his matchplay partner.

I never lowball.

You just have them?

Courty
23rd October 2012, 11:39 AM
Top-shelf stuff, JC.

Can't believe this gem from Dotty didn't get more plaudits. :lol:


Brilliant JC, but Hitler has no cred. He can't even get out of a bunker.

Johnny Canuck
23rd October 2012, 12:11 PM
Dotty comes up with nothing but gems.

Cheers everyone, I am glad you enjoyed it.

Apologies to those that didn't get a mention. With a limited time frame, I tried to fit in as many as possible.

I was disappointed that I moved a line and then forgot to put it back in. Hitler commented that Marto was a crap golfer, but did some great embroidery work on the Nazi uniforms. It unfortunately ended up behind a crate on the cutting room floor.

tommyg
23rd October 2012, 01:34 PM
So thats the celebrity tippster out the way.... how about some updated odds and tips from nuck-boy himself? May be some changes after all this sandbagging.

Johnny Canuck
23rd October 2012, 01:36 PM
Call Tom Waterhouse.

AndyP
24th October 2012, 08:53 PM
Video removed.

AndyP
24th October 2012, 08:54 PM
;)

Very funny, JC. I was laughing out loud.
Can you believe the missus has never seen one of these Hitler youtube vids? There didn't seem to be much point explaining it to her once she told me that.

adlo
24th October 2012, 09:39 PM
One of the all time great posts JC.

hocko
24th October 2012, 09:51 PM
One of the all time great posts JC.
Well bugger me, where did you come from? :)

sms316
24th October 2012, 09:56 PM
One of the all time great posts JC. G'day aldo,No spit tomorrow thanks.

dc68
24th October 2012, 10:00 PM
+1

Golfnut
24th October 2012, 10:59 PM
A sprinkling of toe jam on their cappuccinos please adz. ;)

TourFit
24th October 2012, 11:10 PM
hair in the ristretto is a good chance!!!

adlo
25th October 2012, 01:09 AM
I strongly recommend against a visit. Lowdown is a hole in the wall. I am not sure if 2 people of significant girth such as dc and sms could fit in the shop at the same time. Get your cap with 3 sugars somewhere more convenient. Love, Adlo.

Captain Nemo
25th October 2012, 09:02 AM
Finally got around to watching that here at work when nobody was around, F'ng brilliant!
:smt038

popper81
25th October 2012, 12:30 PM
That is awesome..... Well done... POTY!

Dcanto
25th October 2012, 01:00 PM
That is awesome..... Well done... POTY! +1. Absolute gold.

PeteyD
25th October 2012, 02:44 PM
Awesome.

TheNuclearOne
25th October 2012, 10:09 PM
POTY!

BenM
25th October 2012, 10:37 PM
Yep, I don't even know any of the suspects but it made me laugh anyway - top effort.

Johnny Canuck
12th October 2013, 11:36 PM
Bump for this year.

simmsy
12th October 2013, 11:38 PM
We're waiting with great anticipation. Though I can't see nukbet beating last years epic efforts.

Ashes
12th October 2013, 11:38 PM
Great stuff. Looking forward to this years installment.

Johnny Canuck
13th October 2013, 12:40 AM
We're waiting with great anticipation. Though I can't see nukbet beating last years epic efforts.

The previews have jumped the shark. I can't top that.

Yossarian
4th May 2016, 06:08 PM
Captain Canuck, founder of 'NuckBet, returns once again, this time to preview the 2012 WAnker Champs.

As we are always looking to improve at 'NuckBet, this year's preview takes things one step further and brings in a special "Celebrity" tipster, to help breakdown the field.

Sit back, grab a cold one, and enjoy.

CC.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_HJYI0Lan8

Lol!

Johnny Canuck
4th May 2016, 06:12 PM
Lol!

Great bump.

Ball fondler.

simmsy
4th May 2016, 06:28 PM
the greatest

simmsy
4th May 2016, 06:33 PM
this should be a "sticky" on the front page of OzGolf

TourFit
5th May 2016, 11:27 AM
WAnker folklore.

It's OK Rubes...:D