Another Sydneysider

[3oneday]

Hi guys, feels more relaxed here already =D> Thanks to Fishy for letting me in on it (through my preceived Ho ability !!!).

Look forward to some more fun discussions.

Cheers

Pete

PS How do I bring my Grandfather ???

[Fishman Dan]

Hey mate.

I thought you might have known about the site, as Stu (Burger) made it over here the week following the round at Liverpool.

Grampa Lismore? Go into your profile and you can choose to upload an avatar from your - much the same as you did at ISG? (Note - there is a 'swear' filter which substitutes some phrases :? )

As for Windsor GC - called them today, you know what time I have to leave to get there for a 6:56am tee time?! ;) I think i'm back at Gordon this weekend.. :roll:

[3oneday]

think i'm back at Gordon this weekend.. :roll:
You're a newly wed, go to bed early :lol:

[nick]

Hi mate, I'm from Sydney too, it'll be nice to have some backup against these QLD's.

Nick

[3oneday]

That picture really freaks me out.
hmmmm, good to see you to :lol:

[Fishman Dan]

Hi mate, I'm from Sydney too, it'll be nice to have some backup against these QLD's.

Nick, don't let 'em get to you. They're a bunch of pussycats really....

Perhaps 3 letters too many...

[terryand]

Look whos calling who pussys :shock:

Chuck guts...can't play golf cause I got a pain in my tummy :wink:

Terry.

[3oneday]

freaks me out.

G69, love your work >>>>>>>>>>>>>>hee, hee, heee

[Fishman Dan]

Look whos calling who pussys :shock:

Chuck guts...can't play golf cause I got a pain in my tummy :wink:

That cuts, Tex. That cuts deep..
I was not a man in control of my emotions on the day.. or other motions for that matter...

[terryand]

Fishy, I wasn't going to bring the other motions up [-X

I thought I stuck the boot in enough with what I said..hehe :smt112

Terry.

[Jarro]

Hi guys, feels more relaxed here already =D>



hey, we aim to please :wink: :lol:

welcome aboard son.... good to see Grandads smilin' face here as well :shock:

[Onewood]

Hi guys, feels more relaxed here already =D>
Look forward to some more fun discussions.
Cheers
Pete
PS How do I bring my Grandfather ???

Welcome Pete and grandfather :wink: if you think this is fun putting up with this lot :D wait till you get to know them better :D

[AndyP]

Hey, why don't we welcome a new poster by sledging each other. :roll:

[jaster]

I was not a man in control of my emotions on the day.. or other motions for that matter...


Nurse.....nurse....nurse....(in voices of Derek and Clive)

:smt046 :smt038 :smt044

You will not get a bigger Peter Cook and Dudley Moore fan than me.....funniest Carnts ever :lol:

Apologies for what now transpires :P You will not understand any of this if you have not heard these guys 8)

Cough Cough....put on my best cockney typing accent......

Wa's the worst job you ever 'ad? The worse job I ever 'ad was extracting lobsters from Jane Mansfields A$$ hole...

...and this classic....

I was aving a W4nk ve uva da....

....or this....

I was walking down the street one day, and I saw a house on fire. There was a man in a second story window, shouting to the street below....JUMP, you ****er jump, into this 'ere blanket which we are 'olding and you will be alright....you know the rest ;)

Bo Diddly hehe

The race call....funny sh1t....

Man you opened a big can of worms here g69 ;)

[jaster]

Great stuff jas....I don't think these two lads would have survived in today's modern politically correct world.

When my mate first gave me a D&C tape, it took him months to convince me it was Dudley Moore.

Do you recall the world record attempt for the longest bogie ?

Do I ever :wink: Magnificent stuff :shock: :D

[terryand]

hey you two freaks,I'm sure I've got some of their stuff on my puter here tucked away somewhere.

I could try and find it for you if you like.

Terry.

[jaster]

I have a fair bit already but I wouldn't day no ;) I even have ad nausiem on LP...funniest LP cover ever 8)

[terryand]

These are the ones I found.

Young dudley moore preforms jump.
rape,death and paralysis.
which one's marcel proust. with john cleese
you stupid ....
non stop dancing- my mum
having a wank
i saw this bloke
parking offence.

Terry.

[markTHEblake]

Do you recall the world record attempt for the longest bogie ?

not sure but isnt the world record stickiest bogie, attributed to Rick, Britain?

[jaster]

Do you recall the world record attempt for the longest bogie ?

not sure but isnt the world record stickiest bogie, attributed to Rick, Britain?

Hehe...crop rotation in the 19th century became considerably more widespread when.........? Who? ;)

[Fishman Dan]

Hehe...crop rotation in the 19th century became considerably more widespread when.........? Who? ;)

A: John.

Had friends over last night, dinner, drinks and then the cards came out for a game of ar$ehole. So we were drunkenly calling the cards as they were layed out on the table.

The classic lead.

"One thwee..".
"I still think it's a bit rough that people with an 'R' in their name only get one card..."

Those who knew appreciated it ;)

[jaster]

Luv it...classic stuff :)

[Fishman Dan]

Do you recall the world record attempt for the longest bogie ?

not sure but isnt the world record stickiest bogie, attributed to Rick, Britain?

Ah, trying to trick me. It was Toxteth O'Grady after his record of stuffing five-hundred(andsomething) marshmallows up his nose.

(Rick, Britain was actually the world's stupidest bottom-burp ;) )

Scuse me, gotta watch Wapner...

[jaster]

LOL :lol:

[Golfgirl]

You lot are insane...... :roll:

And welcome aboard 3oneday..... nice to see you found us. 8)