Essential Items For Maysey To Take On Our Golf Trip To Townsville

[solarman]

Courty, Solarman and Haysey are off to Brownsville on 13/14/15 to see league international and play a few rounds of golf.

Haysey is having difficulty in deciding what to take as essentials. Just like Courty he needs some advise.

Plenty of room in my vehicle so start loading.

[sms316]

Stepladder

[mudrat]

Dancer dollars

[Dcanto]

Goes without saying but still need to make sure there is enough room - esky filled with alcoholic beverages of choice (assuming he does not have to drive at any stage).

[KristianJ]

A video camera for the inevitable NAGA shots.

[Dcanto]

Will there be enough room once you have loaded Courty's matching luggage?

[Dotty]

A gun and an alibi.

[solarman]

Lube :)

[popper81]

Since Courty is in attendance, I would think a pair of Sunnies would be essential. 8)

[haysey]

Chastity belt.

[Outcast]

Chastity belt.

Barbed wire, (strategically placed) just in case the chastity belt fails:lol:

[BrettM]

Johnnie Walker.

[mike]

putty

[Jarro]

Hair net

[ddasey]

Loose change (For the payphone in the watchhouse) :mrgreen:

[Courty]

Rohypnol.

[Eldrick]

or a Rohypnol vaccine

[WBennett]

A spare gerbil

[Courty]

3 litres of yoghurt and an inflatable goat.

[mudrat]

Two girls and one cup.

[solarman]

My Batman outfit and a sex swing

[markTHEblake]

A single spare sock

for Solarman of course, thus maintaining the integrity of Mayseys own socks.