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Courty
7th August 2012, 08:42 PM
The FNQ crew is playing the City of Cairns 54 Hole Classic this Friday, Saturday & Sunday.

Providing Haysey & I don't get seeded for the final round (we should be pretty safe), we'll play this match on Sunday the 12th. May the (predictable) sledging begin.

haysey
8th August 2012, 08:11 AM
This will be won by whoever shoots under 90.

Dcanto
8th August 2012, 08:19 AM
Courty, wear your Sergio Garcia outfit. It will give you the psychological edge. ;)

Jarro
8th August 2012, 09:21 AM
18294

Courty
8th August 2012, 09:35 AM
:lol:

Jarro
8th August 2012, 09:37 AM
mike was in the pic as well but i had to cut him out :(

Courty
8th August 2012, 10:10 AM
:mrgreen:

I guess that means I'll have to rock some gold bling for this match. 8)

BrisVegas
8th August 2012, 10:13 AM
:mrgreen:

I guess that means I'll have to rock some gold bling for this match. 8)

Yeah, any excuse eh? :wink:

Courty
8th August 2012, 10:17 AM
Courty, wear your Sergio Garcia outfit. It will give you the psychological edge. ;) Which one? ;)

Dcanto
8th August 2012, 10:25 AM
Which one? ;)

The same one you wore at Mossman. Haysey was still dry retching just thinking about it when I saw him a few days later. :razz:

haysey
8th August 2012, 10:43 AM
FFS, Dave. One of my boys will be knocking on your office door in a second if you don't knock it off.

kev
8th August 2012, 11:24 AM
Further proof of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Dcanto
8th August 2012, 11:58 AM
FFS, Dave. One of my boys will be knocking on your office door in a second if you don't knock it off.

:mrgreen:

Come on, you and I both know that your boys are down the Esplanade perving on backpackers instead of here at the office doing any real work.

Ned
8th August 2012, 12:13 PM
Courty, wear your Sergio Garcia outfit. It will give you the psychological edge. ;)

http://img.tapatalk.com/79de86f9-d941-32d9.jpg

BrettM
8th August 2012, 01:29 PM
:-s

Dcanto
8th August 2012, 01:40 PM
Looks like something solarman might wear when attempting to land the eagle. :shock:

haysey
8th August 2012, 01:48 PM
Is there anything in the rulebook about having a lesson 4 days before a match? Reeks of desperation if you ask me.

solarman
8th August 2012, 02:06 PM
Is there anything in the rulebook about having a lesson 4 days before a match? Reeks of desperation if you ask me.

He should get lessons from a discus thrower after seeing the girly throws of his clubs last weekend. Real men don't land their clubs short of the water.

Between him throwing clubs and you belting balls into the scrub, I could have opened a golf world by now.

haysey
8th August 2012, 05:33 PM
Hmmm. Note to self. Buy more golf balls.

Courty
8th August 2012, 07:55 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/79de86f9-d941-32d9.jpg

Jeez, Sergio's er... changed.

KristianJ
8th August 2012, 08:36 PM
Based on those platforms, you sure it's not one of the resident dwarfs? Then again, Haysey is that tall that the platforms would be a necessity for Courty...

dc68
8th August 2012, 08:53 PM
Based on those platforms, you sure it's not one of the resident dwarfs? Then again, Haysey is that tall that the platforms would be a necessity for Courty...

Mike or Jarro?

mike
9th August 2012, 04:38 PM
18321


mike was in the pic as well but i had to cut him out :(

I found the original. Very funny, shortarse.

18322

KristianJ
9th August 2012, 07:09 PM
Mike or Jarro? As the annoying little girl in the Old El Paso ads says, why can't we have both?

haysey
9th August 2012, 08:31 PM
Whys big bird look so sad anyway?

mike
9th August 2012, 08:37 PM
Because he's shit at golf.

Courty
9th August 2012, 08:37 PM
:lol:










:-s

mike
9th August 2012, 08:40 PM
:smt069

haysey
10th August 2012, 12:25 PM
Lucky this match wasn't played today.

haysey
11th August 2012, 06:08 PM
Lucky this match wasn't played today.


Or today either. And wont be happening tomorrow.

Courty
11th August 2012, 07:31 PM
Or today either. And wont be happening tomorrow.

Forfeit?

haysey
11th August 2012, 07:57 PM
Sure. Good luck next year.

Courty
15th August 2012, 07:55 PM
Friday morning? :-k

haysey
16th August 2012, 04:52 AM
I'm getting my hair done. Sorry.

sms316
16th August 2012, 04:57 AM
I'm getting my hair done. Sorry. Both of them?

haysey
16th August 2012, 05:03 AM
Hey! Three, thank you very much.

kev
16th August 2012, 08:22 AM
4 if you count the one growing out your left ear.

haysey
16th August 2012, 08:37 AM
Don't forget the nasal hairs. I've got more than I thought.

Tomson
16th August 2012, 08:53 AM
You don't have nasal hairs like I have nasal hairs buddy, as bob puts it "they're like tree trunks"

haysey
16th August 2012, 09:21 AM
I'm disturbed bobs been close enough to notice...

haysey
16th August 2012, 02:38 PM
Friday morning? :-k



If this ends up being a fiveball tomorrow that'd be a definite no. TBH I'm leaning more towards no anyway, I'm far more interested in humping Larry's leg. Hows Mareeba on Satdy for you

Courty
16th August 2012, 03:01 PM
If this ends up being a fiveball tomorrow that'd be a definite no. TBH I'm leaning more towards no anyway, I'm far more interested in humping Larry's leg. Hows Mareeba on Satdy for you

I'd prefer tomorrow, but whatever.

LarryLong
16th August 2012, 03:04 PM
:shock:

haysey
16th August 2012, 03:06 PM
Cause you know I'll be far more interested in actually playing on Saturday. But hey, whatever:razz:

haysey
16th August 2012, 03:07 PM
:shock:


Problem?:smt017

Courty
16th August 2012, 03:07 PM
Cause you know I'll be far more interested in actually playing on Saturday.

That's why I'd prefer tomorrow. :p

LarryLong
16th August 2012, 04:25 PM
Problem?:smt017

Yes - you're obviously too tall to hump my leg.

Expecting a fair bit of pre-match niggle tomorrow.

haysey
16th August 2012, 05:11 PM
No niggle mate. He'll be to tired after spending 2 hours doing his hair and putting his ensemble together.

haysey
17th August 2012, 11:22 AM
Thanks for pushing me into playing this today:lol:


Haysey wins 3 and 1

Courty
17th August 2012, 11:25 AM
Thanks for pushing me into playing this today:lol:


Haysey wins 3 and 1

No pushing, but the result would have been the same tomorrow anyway.

Well played. Good luck in the final.

haysey
17th August 2012, 11:33 AM
No pushing, but the result would have been the same tomorrow anyway.

Well played. Good luck in the final.


Actually, you're right. It was BrettM doing the pushing. And thanks.

Dcanto
17th August 2012, 11:54 AM
Congratulations Haysey, Courty there is always next year. Was it the BrettM curse that brought Courty undone? :wink:

Tomson
17th August 2012, 11:56 AM
Hey Dave any chance you could play Sunday??

Dcanto
17th August 2012, 12:00 PM
Unfortunately Sunday is out due to family committments. Are you going away at all in early September, I could probably organise something for then if that suited you?

Tomson
17th August 2012, 12:06 PM
I'm not sure but I think we have to have it done by the champs... but I may be wrong.

Courty
17th August 2012, 12:12 PM
I'm not sure but I think we have to have it done by the champs... but I may be wrong.

I would have preferred to have it done by then, but if it can't be done beforehand, so be it.

LarryLong
17th August 2012, 01:50 PM
Courty's ensemble, whilst immaculate, didn't live up to expectations. I think that was a contributing factor. :)

Hayesy ramming an arsey chip into the pin for an easy tap-in on the fifth also did some serious damage. From memory he was 4 up at the turn (and crowing a lot less than I would have been under those circumstances) before Courty staged a mini comeback to make things interesting.

Courty
17th August 2012, 03:41 PM
Courty's ensemble, whilst immaculate, didn't live up to expectations. I think that was a contributing factor. :)

I wasn't expecting the match to be played today, so I was saving it up for tomorrow. :mrgreen:


Hayesy ramming an arsey chip into the pin for an easy tap-in on the fifth also did some serious damage. From memory he was 4 up at the turn (and crowing a lot less than I would have been under those circumstances) before Courty staged a mini comeback to make things interesting.

You're right. I had a slow start & gave away too many shots in the opening holes. That chip was just pure arse. He should have been putting from 6 metres, not 6 inches. :evil:

Courty
17th August 2012, 03:43 PM
Oh yeah, I felt like I putted pretty damn well today, but I shaved edges and nothing would drop. Take the 11th, for example. :roll:

haysey
17th August 2012, 03:51 PM
Pffft. I played for that and you know it. Only way to get it within 10 feet was to hit the flagstick.

As for your putt on 11. 3 inches to the left or right and it goes off the green.

Courty
17th August 2012, 03:54 PM
Pffft. I played for that and you know it. Only way to get it within 10 feet was to hit the flagstick.

:roll:


As for your putt on 11. 3 inches to the left or right and it goes off the green.

But it wasn't left or right. It went exactly where I meant. I'm just a good golfer shit outta luck. ;)

haysey
17th August 2012, 03:56 PM
I'm glad mike wasn't there. It would have gone in for sure.

Daves
17th August 2012, 04:57 PM
Well done Haysey, Courty you suck!;)

mike
17th August 2012, 06:13 PM
I'm glad mike wasn't there. It would have gone in for sure.If I caddied for Courty he would be on tour.

Courty
17th August 2012, 07:26 PM
Courty you suck!;) You don't have to tell me, I was there. ;)