10 x Filthy Ghastly Disgraceful Classy golf pants, lots of sizes.

[markTHEblake]

Here it is what you have all been waiting for, and your privacy is assured. Unique styles, not copied from Loudmouth or anyone else that I can tell.

10 pants in all, 4 styles but all different colours, so each one is a one of a kind for Ozgolf. Nobody is going to want to wear these if everyone knows what they look like so there will be no photos posted. I'll be able to get new styles every three months or so and I can submit design requests, I think (not too sure of the details of that, i need to send a local back there who speako da lingo a bit better than me to sort out details). So lets see what you all think of these first.

65% Polyester 35% cotton. Very thin, light, specific golf pants. Jeans style stitching, ie external rear pockets, double stitching, No hem allowance for extending.
Missus has verified that they are a good quality job, though they have the odd thread needs trimming. I expect that they are fine for the intended purpose, wear a few times for the shock value =P~. If you want pants to wear every week, buy King Gee!.
As for shirts, no idea, nothing will go with these.

Sizes: Colours : Pattern Type
32: Orange, Blue, Yellow, white C
34: blue, grey A
34: purple, green A
36: Henno poofy Pink x 2 shades , Blue, Grey, Black D - - gone to ebay
36 Brown/Gold, Pink grey, black D - - gone to ebay
36: pink, blue, yellow and allsorts B
38: Blue x 2 shades, yellow, grey, black D
38: Red, orange, blue, grey, black D
38: green/blue/orange and allsorts B
40: Blue, Yellow, Green, Lime C

the 40" and 32" is by far the best, cos I figure anyone already that fat or skinny already has no shame. I could have got 30, or 42 as well but not this time.

If/when you ask, I'll give you full measurements. My personal pair is
34" waist. (laid out on floor it measures a fraction over)
43" top to bottom
32.5" crotch to bottom

Price $35 each plus post $8 (for 1-3). You pay first, choose your size and I will email you the photos to choose from for your size. If you do not accept, you get your money back under condition of no disclosure!
First to pay is first to choose.

BSB 923100
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Name: my username minus the
Email me after paid : marktheblake AT gmail.com

[PeteyD]

. misread

[KristianJ]

I'll take the 40s, Blakey. Will deal with the supplementary comment later.

[markTHEblake]

uh oh, i just measured the 40" the inside/outside legs are same length as the 34" ie 43/32.5
Looks like they are all going to be for shortarses, or for people who like to wear fluoro socks.

[KristianJ]

That might actually be ideal...matches the measurements for most of my pairs of black trousers. And I'm 6'2 and a bit.

[markTHEblake]

ok, orange socks would be awesome with these these just in case.

[PeteyD]

I will take 1 pair of the 38s mark.

[steeler]

I will take a pair of 36's.

Will make payment tonight when I get home from work.

[Marto65]

I'll take the Green/Blue/Orange 38's .... cheers.

Marto.

[dc68]

I'll take the 40s, Blakey. Will deal with the supplementary comment later. Hog. Coulda left one pair.

[dc68]

Oh are all the colours on one pair? Or is is 4 pairs of different colours?

[KristianJ]

Each line represents 1 pair, dc. I would never in my life have taken 4 pairs.

There was only 1 pair of 40s, with all 4 colours as shown on that line (plus a bonus colour, actually...)

[rowey]

So if I pay for pants, you send me the photos & if I don't like them you refund money...............???

[rqrox]

I'll grab the 34's

[Daves]

So if I pay for shorts, you send me the photos & if I don't like them you refund money...............???

They are pants, not shorts.

[BrisVegas]

38: Blue x 2 shades, yellow, grey, black D
38: Red, orange, blue, grey, black D
38: green/blue/orange and allsorts B

Is there a pair of these left? I see marto & peteyd have expressed interest. I've sent you $43....

I'm keen on the blue x 2 pair depending on how ugly they are....

[steeler]

email sent

[PeteyD]

Paid

[Matt 3 Jab]

i have a charity golf day coming up so ill take the 32's

[BrisVegas]

where are the pics ?

[AndyP]

Attention seekers!

[BrisVegas]

If you want to stand out at this year's champs, wear beige.

[AndyP]

That would be a change.

[markTHEblake]

Ok, if you have emailed me, I have emailed you back. Pls respond quickly - well quicker than me anyway

[Marto65]

Done Blakey.

[markTHEblake]

Only 2 x 36 left unless a couple of fellas refuse.

[LeftyHoges]

Only 2 x 36 left unless a couple of fellas refuse.

I might consider the 36's if I had pictures... ;-)

[KristianJ]

I might consider the 36's if I had pictures... ;-) Are you afraid that they won't be filthy and ghastly enough?

[WBennett]

I'm with Lefty - but I can't bring myself to wear Hawks colours. And aeriola pink is not my colour!

[LeftyHoges]

Are you afraid that they won't be filthy and ghastly enough? Funnily enough, I want to see how much pink is in them. The more the better!

[markTHEblake]

Only 2 x 36 left.
For those that said they have paid I will be posting tomorrow.


I might consider the 36's if I had pictures... ;-)

read the instructions and you will see how to get the pictures!

[LeftyHoges]

Only 2 x 36 left.For those that said they have paid I will be posting tomorrow.read the instructions and you will see how to get the pictures!Loud and clear big fella! ;-)

[WBennett]

can anyone post a photo if they dare?

[KristianJ]

can anyone post a photo if they dare?

I'll have one on Facebook in the next hour or so...

[Courty]

I'll have one on Facebook in the next hour or so...

Tick tick tick...






;)

[KristianJ]

Mate has it on his phone and is being rather tardy. :roll: Was one of those classic pose with the bag type of shots...

[Johnny Canuck]

Like Sms?

[KristianJ]

Hardly. I didn't have a stand bag.

[timah!]

I'll take the pink poofy 36's...

[KristianJ]

It's finally uploaded. The lunatic's run the pic through the Trollface app...it's actually an improvement of sorts.

[jaybam]

Doesnt help those of us that havent got you on facebook :(

[KristianJ]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190111_10151332723325760_1601101942_n.jpg

With the troll face alteration...

The resident fashion guru has (justifiably) criticised the argyle sweater. However, it was $9 and it kept me warm.

[timah!]

Doesnt help those of us that havent got you on facebook :(

Perhaps you need to be cooler then :lol:

[jaybam]

Perhaps you need to be cooler then :lol: Like you? No thanks. I call that ass kisser more so than cool ;)

[timah!]

Like you? No thanks. I call that ass kisser more so than cool ;)

Something something Dutch something something?
:lol:

[jaybam]

Something something Dutch something something?:lol: Im sorry. i should have been more sensitive. I know your still upset at missing out on your latest attempt at mod status.

[timah!]

Yeah I cry myself to sleep each night...

[jaybam]

I seriously cant believe so many of you want to look like blakey.

[PeteyD]

No we want to look like Bruce.

[markTHEblake]

I seriously cant believe so many of you want to look like blakey.

Nobody got any pants that look remotely anything like the ones I got for myself.

[cookie28]

Would it be possible to have these made with favorite team logo's.
For example Sharks, Roosters, Dragon's etc. Or would there be copyright issue's.

[markTHEblake]

too complicated, something that specific, you would have to buy the whole production run, cos they couldn't sell it elsewhere. then that creates hassles with freight and customs

[cookie28]

Yeah, I thought that would be the case. These seem like a good alternative to the Loudmouth pants, much better price.
I will keep an eye out for the next run.

[BrisVegas]

pants arrived yesterday, thanks blakey.

Glad I didn't order the 36's, the pair I got are pretty snug! Bit short in the leg for me, but I'll just have to wear them as hipsters.

My missus spotted them this morning and said and I quote, "What the $@#@% are those @#$%#%ing things?!?!"

[PeteyD]

snug on you, best try mine on I guess!

[timah!]

I grabbed the 36's...hopefully not too snug!

[Matt 3 Jab]

Got mine today, they are snug, but a bit of room to move the button if really needed

Cheers again

[markTHEblake]

I didn't check all the sizings but the ones I did were spot on. If anyone not happy with the waist size I'll take em back. The legs were known to be on the short side but hipsters is the trend!

[PeteyD]

My 38 is a bit snug for me. Put it on the market again Blakey, and I will post to the new buyer etc once we sort it out.

[timah!]

Pete, which ones did you get?
It may be easier for me to get yours, and Blakey put my pink ones back up.
Can you send me a pic of them?

[BrisVegas]

Looks like a few of us need to spend the champs leadup at fat camp!

[PeteyD]

Pete, which ones did you get?
It may be easier for me to get yours, and Blakey put my pink ones back up.
Can you send me a pic of them?

Mainly blue. I would have no issues wearing these ones if i wasn't such a fatty pumbaa.

[timah!]

Looks like a few of us need to spend the champs leadup at fat camp!

Hey, don't you bring Liesel into this again!
:lol:

[markTHEblake]

I didn't order the 36's, the pair I got are pretty snug!

Marto said that the ones he got were about 2 sizes two small but all the others i have checked are a fraction longer than stated size, so I hope thats just a one off.

Are the 38"s you got snug because they are not quite 38's or your waist is not quite 38?
Just button it up and stretch it out to give you a half waist,

thanks

[steeler]

If you look carefully in this news clip you will see a pair of Blakey's pants make an appearance.

http://au.prime7.yahoo.com/n4/video/-/watch/30294632/wheelchair-relay-a-gift-for-jack/

They got rave reviews throughout this entire event

Cheers Steeler


Blakey - if you have an 36's still available please let me know. I will take them off your hands

[markTHEblake]

Yes three pairs left including 36. . Details in the first post

[BrisVegas]

Marto said that the ones he got were about 2 sizes two small but all the others i have checked are a fraction longer than stated size, so I hope thats just a one off.

Are the 38"s you got snug because they are not quite 38's or your waist is not quite 38?


Well, it seems like a few of us have been caught out by the sizes. For me, I wear either 36 or 38 depending on the pants. The 38's I got are closer to 36, IMHO. I don't need a refund, was more for the info of others who might be caught between sizes.

[Marto65]

If anyone wants the 38's I got ... they are more like 34's ...

Maybe it is my massive appendage getting in the way.


PM me .... NOW !!

[AndyP]

4 inches difference is a lot. Do you guys have any belly belts lying about?

[PeteyD]

I think it is the asian no ass cut.

[markTHEblake]

I think its the australian big ass and gut :-)

[Lobsta]

Maybe it is my massive appendage getting in the way.


PM me .... NOW !!

Or call 1900 MARTO


4 inches difference is a lot.

That's what she said.

[rqrox]

Mark,
My 34"s are very snug...too snug, is there any 36" left?

[markTHEblake]

are they snug because you were too optimistic or are they the wrong size?


Yes three pairs left including 36. . Details in the first post

[rqrox]

Mark,
not sure, I haven't measured them. I generally wear 34"s with no real issue.

I'll check.

[timah!]

http://img.tapatalk.com/657712e6-bee3-245f.jpg

The two pairs at the back are 38's, Blakeys pair are a '38' and the pair at the front are 36's.

Sorry Blake, your sizing is wrong.

[PeteyD]

Yah I am not as fatty pumba as i thought I was :D

[AndyP]

You're just big boned.

[markTHEblake]

The two pairs at the back are 38's, Blakeys pair are a '38' and the pair at the front are 36's.

You bought those off Peteyd. He measured those with a tape measure and informed me that they were 97cm, which converts 38.2 inches.

Your sizing is wrong and your photo is worthless without including a tape measure.

[PeteyD]

No the 38 we have here is not the 38 in asia. That is the issue.

[markTHEblake]

I have never heard about that. all i can say is the tag says 38, that means 38 inches. Not some mystery random other measurement :-)

[PeteyD]

Welcome to the wonderful world of fatty pumbaa ego sizing

[dc68]

That's America Pedro!!! I have a pair of hilfiger jeans I got at the Vegas outlets in 2010 that are 36s and fit my poombahness just fine. 40s in everything else.

[Ferrins]

Your arse should be the standard. So I'm dc68b-3'

[rqrox]

Mark,
Does this mean you don't have any 36"s left?

[Johnny Canuck]

I am amazed that so many of you don't know your correct waist size. ;).

[markTHEblake]

Mark,Does this mean you don't have any 36"s left? I have two size 36" waist pants left. That means it fits a 36" waist.

[dave1]

flat front 36 is tad tighter than a normal 36 becuase of the cut

I wear 36 in Puma and nike

yet 38 in loudmouth and 38 in sub70

[markTHEblake]

Last two pairs have gone to ebay, if interested
http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=crazy+loudmouth

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-vgUmTiSbcSA/UOKRBLE_fdI/AAAAAAAABgo/bFh2eqjqFHA/s640/photo 2.JPG https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/--SPlf7KE_XE/UOKRCP5VJ1I/AAAAAAAABgo/Qqac8DVrlyg/s640/photo 4.JPG

[rqrox]

I don't mean to thread jack, but...I have two pairs of 34" that I have tried on and found too small if anyone's interested.

[rowey]

What colour are they Richard

[rqrox]

Rowey,
One pair is purple and lime green and the other is blue and grey.

[markTHEblake]

rowey, make sure you understand that they are a 34 inch waist, not 35, 36, or 38 inches, measured with a standard tape measure and does not stretch. I remain mystified why some people think that a size stated in inches is bigger than stated.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Zy8eEVY5D5g/UOKwIWhpZ_I/AAAAAAAABg8/VKEY7qGsOX4/s640/photo.JPG

[rowey]

Yeah Mark I understand that, I have placed a pair of Puma shorts down flat the same way you have done that are size 34 that actually measure 18, which would equate to 36...but are labeled 34

So not all clothing will be the same, plus I know from previously going through Asian countries sizing can be very different

[markTHEblake]

Thats right Rowey, i think everyone knows that . But when someone says they have laid it down flat and measured it too be 36" there is no room lefter over for guessing (or bigger bums).
Hence I remain mystified! :-)

[rqrox]

MTB,
I was only suggesting that I haven't worn them around the track and the reason was because they're too small for me. I am well aware that some sizing is different from brand to brand and was not inferring that you somehow misled me

[markTHEblake]

I was thinking that some people more likely misled themselves :-)

[WBennett]

blakey, i got my pair off Timah. the looks i got at kangaroo valley pie shop and the moss vale pub were priceless. i am so tempted by the pink ones.....

[rowey]

wbennett,

Do the pairs you have measure up the same as your normal pants you wear or are they a different fit

[WBennett]

The 38's are like 36's and are a bit loose around the waist but nothing that could not be fixed. I bought a pair of 34 shorts today, so I reckon I'd fit into the 36's....

[markTHEblake]

If you bought them off Timah, they are 38.2 inches, so really they are like 38"

[rowey]

MTB,

If I was to purchase a pair off these pants & find that they are to small because off the sizing issue will you refund the money.

Cheers

Rowey

[markTHEblake]

No because there is no sizing issue. You can easily work out with a tape measure whether they fit before you buy.