The Nullarbor Cup - GSM12 Friday Golf

[Johnny Canuck]

Cuddling with Cosmo.

[Marto65]

Big call Marto.

Adam. ADam. ADAM! ADAM!!!!

If I cant get through to him mate ... I'll just come and have a chat to you ...

[Johnny Canuck]

I am always available.

[tommyg]

Its on! TommyG vs Toss-boy for the last spot on team WAnker.... today at glen iris at high noon for a 9 hole shootout. Probably in the rain, so it should wash away his tears nicely. Anyone free to join us?

[hocko]

GL to the both of you.

[idgolfguy]

Its on! TommyG vs Toss-boy for the last spot on team WAnker.... today at glen iris at high noon for a 9 hole shootout. Probably in the rain, so it should wash away his tears nicely. Anyone free to join us?

Push it an hour late and I could play.

[TourFit]

I'm sure the Yeasties wanna hear all about Carnoustie fit, especially that Marto fella.....

It is part of my cunning plan ;)

[Shadesy]

Right enough of this Nicely Nicely Stuff.

Let's Fire Up WAnkers. I know DC68 is unbackable, but I am here to tell you I am bringing him down. After Taking Canuck to the final hole playing off the stick, My 7 shots should ease Victory half way around the back, where Johnny and I can just cruise into the 4bbb Points.

Me and My Trusty Partner JC, will be sweeping the Best the YEasites have to offer, with 3 Vitals points secure in our back Pocket.

FIRE UP BOYS!

[sms316]

Gee you talk shit Shadesy, but I guess ignorance is bliss.

[Shadesy]

After 5 Miami Bakehouse Pies, 18 Cans the night before, 32 Degrees and 3 snakes and Captain Canuck in my Corner, You'll know what Golf in WA is All about.

dc I hear the Lamb Pies are worth having.

http://www.wurtullavillagemeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Lamb_Shank.jpg

[simmsy]

Jack is being all quiet as he knows he's under pressure against me. He playing against the most losing member of WA and is expected to win easy.

Nothing worthwhile comes easy Jack.

[sms316]

Jack is being all quiet as he knows he's under pressure against me. He playing against the most losing member of WA and is expected to win easy. Nothing worthwhile comes easy Jack. You should consider it a positive if you make it to the 15th.

[LeftyHoges]

Me and My Trusty Partner JC, will be sweeping the Best the YEasites have to offer, with 3 Vitals points secure in our back Pocket.

Pity the tie will be dead by then, but you enjoy your meaningless three points at the back! ;)

[Shadesy]

Hocko and Simmsy will partner very well and will intimidate the East Boys by having to search for clubs as well as balls. Prediction WA 2 - East 1.

id is over Handicapped, so will pick up the point. He'll keep Nut in the game, and will put the NQ'ers too sleep with his Zen Like Putting routine with the added bonus of Jet Lag, Hangover and Lugging around those Sand bags. Will be Tight, probably our most out of form Pairing WA 1 - East 2.

Fit is in Great Form, will talk Marto's ear off and his partner will be on a high after winning there playoff to get into the team. WA 2 - East 1

JC and I will really only need 1 point, but will runaway with the 3 points regardless. WA 3 - East 0

[sms316]

JC and I will really only need 1 point, but will runaway with the 3 points regardless. WA 3 - East 0 Canuck won't beat me in a scratch match while my fat arse still points to the ground.

[Ashes]

Canuck won't beat me in a scratch match while my fat arse still points to the ground.

If he keeps finding the middle of the fairway from ricochets off the OOB fence he will do it easily..

[Dotty]

Based on the FBC results, SMS no longer has a fat arse.

[Johnny Canuck]

Yoss, 2 down after 2.

[sms316]

Based on the FBC results, SMS no longer has a fat arse. Pics?

[Ashes]

Yoss, 2 down after 2.

Looks like he's picked up on Simmsy's idea and is attempting a Bradbury. That's a bold move...

[Johnny Canuck]

Based on the fact that bogeys are beating doubles, I think the winner of this match might actually be Jeffo.

[Johnny Canuck]

4 down after 4. 1 more for pants!

[Johnny Canuck]

And the pants are off. 5&4, tg wins.

[Pieface]

Give yourself an uppercut Yoss!

[sms316]

And the pants are off. 5&4, tg wins. And then Yoss caught the train home.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20100111/0013729e4abe0cb4c5cc34.jpg

[Ashes]

And the pants are off. 5&4, tg wins.

Brutal. Sounds like something out of Deliverance or American History X.

[Jeffo1123]

Based on the fact that bogeys are beating doubles, I think the winner of this match might actually be Jeffo. I can make a good bogey...

[Shadesy]

20018

Teams are Settled. Welcome Tommy the Greek, will be a formidable team.

[Golfnut]

Am in playing grumpy off scratch?

[Shadesy]

Considering his Handicap is 14 and yours is 14...most Probably :-)

[simmsy]

Nut would rather they both play off 14

[simmsy]

Congrats TG on ur victory over Yoss.

Blood alcohol reading???

[hocko]

Am in playing grumpy off scratch?
You clown!

[Webster]

Jack is being all quiet as he knows he's under pressure against me. He playing against the most losing member of WA and is expected to win easy.

Nothing worthwhile comes easy Jack.

Being a humble and courteous man, I prefer to let my clubs do the talking.

So be prepared to be owned by my chocolate bitches, biatch!

[Ashes]

Serious questions: How much is home ground advantage worth? Are WA conditions (greens and fairways) much different from elsewhere in Australia and will take some adapting too?

[tommyg]

Your clubs aren't legel jack.

[rubin]

Serious questions: How much is home ground advantage worth? Are WA conditions (greens and fairways) much different from elsewhere in Australia and will take some adapting too?

home ground will always help, and Bunbury isnt exactly a simple track. I reckon the yeasties will have the most trouble on the greens, apparently thats where the biggest differences are.

[The Admiral]

Loud Noises.

[Shadesy]

They have the Bunbury Bowl the Next day, so expect them to be Running very nicely on Friday, something the QLD boys aren't used too.

[Shadesy]

Loud Noises.

Bellend!

[Golfnut]

Considering his Handicap is 14 and yours is 14...most Probably :-) No that's cool, I just remember seeing he was off 17 in you spread sheet thingy.

[LeftyHoges]

They have the Bunbury Bowl the Next day, so expect them to be Running very nicely on Friday, something the QLD boys aren't used too.

But the VIC's are. 3 points in the first group!

[Johnny Canuck]

No that's cool, I just remember seeing he was off 17 in you spread sheet thingy. So you were lowballing cap. I like your.thinking. I think the greens might be a tad slow. They might have them a little longer for the sat morn mow.

[Shadesy]

But the VIC's are. 3 points in the first group!

Yeah but We'll have more than 3 hours of Consecutive Sun...You wont stand a Chance.

[hocko]

But the VIC's are. 3 points in the first group!
You have got to be kidding?????
Simmsy and i are the best putters going around! ;)

[Shadesy]

Thats the spirit Hocko, get stuck into these pretenders.

[hocko]

These Melbournites are going to be burned to a crisp by midday?
Bring plenty of sunscreen and panadol boys.

[rubin]

You have got to be kidding?????
Simmsy and i are the best putters going around! ;)


Thats the spirit Hocko, get stuck into these pretenders.

it really is scary watching you blokes putt......

[Ashes]

Thats the spirit Hocko, get stuck into these pretenders.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erW_1wA8smo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[hocko]

it really is scary watching you blokes putt......
Well F**K ME SIDEWAYS, i have heard it ALL now!

[Webster]

It has just been brought to my attention that there will be no WAnkers in Bunbury on Thursday nite joining the Easterners for a drink. Very poor form you WAnkers......very poor form.

[sms316]

Lance Armstrong has more balls.

[rubin]

Well F**K ME SIDEWAYS, i have heard it ALL now!

To be fair, i dont have to watch myself putt. :D

[Cosmopolite]

It has just been brought to my attention that there will be no WAnkers in Bunbury on Thursday nite joining the Easterners for a drink. Very poor form you WAnkers......very poor form.

one of us will be..........

[MegaWatty]

Cosmo, is it true that Jack looks like Robert Redford?

[Johnny Canuck]

Only the top.of his head.

[Cosmopolite]

Cosmo, is it true that Jack looks like Robert Redford?

dunno, never seen him. did he go to the champs?

[MegaWatty]

Dunno.

Can you let the guys know on Thursday night, when you catch up in Bunbury if he does. We may need to put him up against someone prettier than himself.

Captain...we need to look into this.

[TourFit]

Bergsey would have been perfect...he would out-dazzle anyone!

[MegaWatty]

Nice man crush! ;)

You'd let him motor boat you too?

[Golfnut]

Nice man crush! ;)You'd let him motor boat you too? GOLD!

[TourFit]

Nice man crush! ;)

You'd let him motor boat you too?

No man crush. I leave that to Nuffie.

No. He wears way too much Nike stuff for me :lol:

[bergsey]

Hey leave me outta this! :)

[TourFit]

Hey leave me outta this! :)

I'm due at the release of the new Zoolander 2 trailer

[Golfnut]

I'm due at the release of the new Zoolander 2 trailer

Due for what?.....due to give birth to a cosmofit burger?

[bergsey]

What time is the last group off at Bunbury Shadesy? Is it 5 full groups now?... Contemplating whether I can get down there earlier

[Shadesy]

What time is the last group off at Bunbury Shadesy? Is it 5 full groups now?... Contemplating whether I can get down there earlier

Yeah mate bang on 20.

Come to Binny at 3!!

[bergsey]

Will definitely be at binny. May need to play 9 first to warm up

[Johnny Canuck]

Shadesy, with the changing of teams, I must rename two of los duos.

Tourfit and Tommyg: "My Big Fat Greek Wedding". That is gold.

JC and Shadesy are taking on the self proclaimed "Mega Powers". Seeing as how you are "The Ass Man", I'll be the "Road Dogg" and we can be "The New Age Outlaws".

[dc68]

Pfft.....

[Webster]

Cosmo, is it true that Jack looks like Robert Redford?

More like Clooney than Redford.

Redford was a ranga.

[Marto65]

Only two more big sleeps until the Eastern Clooneys hit WA.

Oh Yeah !

[Webster]

What colour shirt do I need for Friday golf?

[dc68]

The one Marto has organised for you. he also has a hat. You just need beige pants.

[Webster]

Ok, are beige shorts ok (with white shoes ?)

[sms316]

Ok, are beige shorts ok (with white shoes ?) Absolutely (but not for Hoges - rangas should never wear shorts).

[idgolfguy]

Absolutely (but not for Hoges - rangas should never wear shorts).
Should this post be reported for being discriminant against one person and how they are perceived in particular fashion?

[dc68]

Should this post be reported for being discriminant against one person and how they are perceived in particular fashion?


Nah it goes for Mega and KJ and Kpac as well. So it's not 1 person per se. It's about the whole sub genus.

[idgolfguy]

Nah it goes for Mega and KJ and Kpac as well. So it's not 1 person per se. It's about the whole sub genus.

I see, not a personal attack.

[MegaWatty]

I can pull off shorts. Not the same way Yoss does though.

[LeftyHoges]

Absolutely (but not for Hoges - rangas should never wear shorts).

You shitting me?! It was hard enough to find beige pants, let alone shorts. I'll be just fine in my pants, thanks very much!

[sms316]

You shitting me?! It was hard enough to find beige pants, let alone shorts. I'll be just fine in my pants, thanks very much! Good stuff. You'd scare the quokkas off Rotnest Island with the glare from your shins.

[sms316]

Lefty,

Back in the 1990s, a lot of golfers wore oversize shirts (just look for a picture of Chris DiMarco to see what I mean). About 7 weeks ago I was given a lovely green shirt and I put it on this morning and, well, Wesley Snipes could have used it jumping from a plane in Drop Zone. It's ****ing enormous on me now.

Will it be a one wear wonder?

[Johnny Canuck]

Give it to DC.

[tommyg]

What are we wearing then? Save me going back through the threads.....

[Marto65]

What are we wearing then? Save me going back through the threads.....

You guys are in pink and black.

[Shadesy]

What are we wearing then? Save me going back through the threads.....

A combination of black yellow and White.

Check with Fit, JC and I have co-ordinated and I believe so has Simmsy and Hocko.

GN and ID are shopping at Target kids as we speak.

[simmsy]

You guys are in pink and black.

No. That would be me on Saturday. :(

[LeftyHoges]

Lefty,

Back in the 1990s, a lot of golfers wore oversize shirts (just look for a picture of Chris DiMarco to see what I mean). About 7 weeks ago I was given a lovely green shirt and I put it on this morning and, well, Wesley Snipes could have used it jumping from a plane in Drop Zone. It's ****ing enormous on me now.

Will it be a one wear wonder?

Like a lot of things in life, fashion is also cyclical, and is a very fickle game. Who would have thought that platform shoes, flares, and skinny ties would ever be back in style?

Well, they have been and the "large" shirt may well come back too.

I'll predict it'll be a waiting game that you'll most likely lose, but they will be in fashion again at some point.

[dc68]

Give it to DC.


WAnker.

[TourFit]

No. That would be me on Saturday. :(

Hehe...at least it's washed!

And then you can hand it over to someone else after the 30+* day Saturday.

[Johnny Canuck]

If this cold doesn't improve, I should request exemption status from the shirt.

[simmsy]

**** ur a whining little fag

[simmsy]

Hehe...at least it's washed!

And then you can hand it over to someone else after the 30+* day Saturday.

Ill be handing it over after sleeping in it on sunday

[TourFit]

Ill be handing it over after sleeping in it on sunday

That's the spirit!

(SH*T, I hope it's not to me)

[simmsy]

I doubt it will be.

[sms316]

If this cold doesn't improve, I should request exemption status from the shirt. It's ok little fella. Uncle SMS will let you out of playing a few holes on Friday. Probably 5 or 6 I reckon.

[bergsey]

Looks like it will quite a bit cooler down Bunbury way on the weekend. Mid to high 20's compared to mid to high 30's in Perth.

At one stage was saying chance of a shower down there sat - sun.

[MegaWatty]

Aren't you at KB on Sunday? I'm sure the winds will disguise the heat off those fairways.

[Johnny Canuck]

The short fairways and straw rough reflect the heat.

There is also only 1 tree to hide under. Bruce has cut down the other 7.

[MegaWatty]

Sarcasm. Go to bed.

[Johnny Canuck]

Sarcasm. Go to bed. Ha. Just had a short nap after I posted that.

[dc68]

Just loudly... I'm getting really ****ing excited!!!!


Being on holidays and all.( a day earlier than expected)

[Shadesy]

Can we get a Post from the Captains regarding the Format. I think I understand but just want to make sure.

4bbb is best Stableford Score out of your team. Is this over 18 holes, or Mp?

MP is of Course MP between each Player, Nett Stroke score wins?

Is this Correct?

[TourFit]

I thought that because we are playing individual MP games that the 4BBB was also MP?

Take the lowest 'capper in the group to scratch and the rest get shot differential from there. Align the shots for each player to the stroke index (or MP index if there is one) and then MP scores on that hole.

You may get a shot on the 4BBB game, but not the individual game!

[Johnny Canuck]

Team match play & individual match plays. Best stableford score on hole wins.

Full handicaps for the team match and the individual matches. A few people have agreed to play off scratch in the individual matches, but full caps remain in the team game.

The team the won the previous hole has the honour.

Normal match play rules, furthest from the hole plays first.

[sms316]

And using the stroke index.

[Johnny Canuck]

Sounds good.

[LeftyHoges]

2nd ball counts? :lol:

That format is mental!

[bergsey]

Are you guys going back to the accomodation after Bunbury or straight to Binni? what time you reckon you'll be there? 2:30-3ish?

[Shadesy]

Reckon last Group would be Finishing up (it contains JC so a bit later than normal) around 2? We are expected to have a beer or 2 at Bunno, which should be fine with the earlier groups waiting around.

I would like to tee off at 3.30 at Binny, earlier is obviously better.

[dc68]

Are we there yet?

[TourFit]

Easy for TommyG & I then...I'm scratch v Marto, TommyG is scratch v NK and teams are scratch!

(Might have to borrow hockos new wedges ;) )

[idgolfguy]

I know it is some where in these threads, what are the plans for Thursday.

Are the Eastlanders meeting anywhere before they head off to Bunbury?

I recall coffees at Adlo's. what time?

[sms316]

Dc and I are being picked up by JC at noon and heading to aldo's for lunch afterwards.

[Webster]

Jack and Lefty are picking up DC and SMS in Jacks bus then heading south to Bunbury for many drinks....

[Cosmopolite]

there aren't many carts left at bunbury on friday. better get in quick if you want one.

[Marto65]

Marto gets in on the same flight as SMS and DC ... but is hiring a car and will make his way to The Cut.

[Cosmopolite]

Marto will make his way to The Cut.

brave move....

[Marto65]

I have to see what all the fuss is about...

[dc68]

Can't sleep either Marto?

[Shadesy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: The WAnkers proudly bring to you, its OZgolf 4BBB CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORLD!

The Road Dogg Johnny Canuck, The Cute Ass Shadesy the Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!!!!!

20070

[TourFit]

So in the groupings, how come you and JC get the 'up', 'hip' names and a stylish team name, and then your OWN teammates get put me down names and insults. Shouldn't that be reserved for the enemy? JAT.

I'm not sure I can 'play for the team' in this event...

:wink:

[idgolfguy]

New Age Outlaws - connotations of Brokeback Mountain.

[hocko]

You seem to be the only one that thinks you have a cute ass Shadesy!

[Shadesy]

You seem to be the only one that thinks you have a cute ass Shadesy!

Thats not True, Yoss says so all the time.

[idgolfguy]

Marto gets in on the same flight as SMS and DC ... but is hiring a car and will make his way to The Cut.

What time at the Cut? Anymore room for a Wanker there? Not sure, trying to shift appointments.

[Johnny Canuck]

So in the groupings, how come you and JC get the 'up', 'hip' names and a stylish team name, and then your OWN teammates get put me down names and insults. Shouldn't that be reserved for the enemy? JAT.I'm not sure I can 'play for the team' in this event...:wink: I don't see any insulting names.Give credit, your's is top shelf.

[TourFit]

I'm not Greek, so I must be the fat reference.

That is nowhere near as positive, stylistic or upbeat as your own name. Or Shadesy's. Calling idgg a pygmy is also not positive. (I agree with Golfnut - the lowballer though)

Personally, I think that there should be a reference in your group to Capt Slow (to borrow a Top Gear term) and his ass-istant. I think it may be appropriate under the circumstances. We will be lucky to get to Binny by 4pm.

[Golfnut]

We are what we are 'Fit.....I'd have to stop lowballing to lose my tag and I can guarantee that's NOT going to happen any time soon.

[Johnny Canuck]

I'm not Greek, so I must be the fat reference. That is nowhere near as positive, stylistic or upbeat as your own name. Or Shadesy's. Calling idgg a pygmy is also not positive. (I agree with Golfnut - the lowballer though)Personally, I think that there should be a reference in your group to Capt Slow (to borrow a Top Gear term) and his ass-istant. I think it may be appropriate under the circumstances. We will be lucky to get to Binny by 4pm.Just keep that duck bum waddling down the fairway and don't hold me up.

[Johnny Canuck]

Also, what's wrong with Pygmi? Are you racist?

[BayBum]

Thats not True, Yoss says so all the time. Sweet buns.Have fun guys !

[Shadesy]

Personally, I think that there should be a reference in your group to Capt Slow (to borrow a Top Gear term) and his ass-istan.

Hence why we are in charge of the names Fit.

Your name is gold.

[Pieface]

Nice edit Shadesy!

I hope we get a shot or two ala Poulter from Friday's matches

[bergsey]

Are Jeffo, Zeus, Cosmo and Yoss still confirmed starters for Bunbury tomorrow?

If there is a spot that comes available let me know otherwise see you at Binny! Cheers

[Johnny Canuck]

All confirmed.

[Johnny Canuck]

Play a 5 ball at the back of the field

[Jeffo1123]

Are Jeffo, Zeus, Cosmo and Yoss still confirmed starters for Bunbury tomorrow?If there is a spot that comes available let me know otherwise see you at Binny! Cheers I will definitely be there! I'm as excited as an 8 year old kid on Christmas eve..

[simmsy]

Yeah just do as jc suggests bergs.
Worse case if someone chats just drop 2 off the back for a hole or two.

[Marto65]

Sorry IDGG. Just read the thread.


Finished with 32 points in 2 hours 10 minutes.

On to Bunbury !

[idgolfguy]

Sorry IDGG. Just read the thread.


Finished with 32 points in 2 hours 10 minutes.

On to Bunbury !

No probs, just ate and drank. All good.

[Shadesy]

Sorry IDGG. Just read the thread.

Finished with 32 points in 2 hours 10 minutes.

On to Bunbury !

What you think. Easier than people say ;-)

[tommyg]

Shouldnt the 5 ball lead us off? That way they can walk in the matchplay finishing holes and add to the atmosphere.... Thats if we havent smashed the yeasties by the 14th hole.

[idgolfguy]

Shouldnt the 5 ball lead us off? That way they can walk in the matchplay finishing holes and add to the atmosphere.... Thats if we havent smashed the yeasties by the 14th hole.
That's a good idea!

[simmsy]

Except for the waiting on every shot.

[simmsy]

If any of the Easties need a buggy I have a sp in my car.

[tommyg]

That'll mean yanky-boy might almost keep up.

[sms316]

Nuck and Shadesy are in deep shit. DC just suffered a loss on the pool table. Retribution will be sweet tomorrow.

[LeftyHoges]

Except for the waiting on every shot.

A 5 can move just as well as a 4 if two or three blokes hole out and go tee off the next hole while the others finish out. There'll be so much smack talk that the match play will take 5 hours anyway. :-)

[simmsy]

Sounds good.

Much smack talk tonight at the pub boys?

[Marto65]

What you think. Easier than people say ;-)

Yeah. But I didn't play the prevailing wind.

17 is stupid. The rest is sensational.

[LeftyHoges]

Sounds good.

Much smack talk tonight at the pub boys?

Yeah, but its lost if you boys aren't here to hear it! ;-)

[Shadesy]

I'm ready to go, someone come get me!!

[LeftyHoges]

I'm ready to go, someone come get me!!

Good luck, noone here is capable of driving.

[Shadesy]

Good luck, noone here is capable of driving.

Easy stretch of road remember. :-)

[TourFit]

Except for the waiting on every shot.

That Canadian is at the back

[LeftyHoges]

Easy stretch of road remember. :-)

We'll come pick you up. You sit in the driver seat, I'll steer from the passenger side.

[Golfnut]

Won't work, Shades needs his sitting thing for other duties. No homo

[Jeffo1123]

I don't mind either way as I wouldn't mind watching the big matchup at the back of the groups! But whatever suits everyone is fine!!

[LeftyHoges]

I don't mind either way as I wouldn't mind watching the big matchup at the back of the groups! But whatever suits everyone is fine!! I vote that the 5 goes at the front and be mindful of pace. Will create a much better atmosphere down the final holes.

[Johnny Canuck]

Cosmo can be the pace car in her cart.

[Cosmopolite]

i play at a fast pace, so going first would be good.

I dont have to reload my drives lol

[simmsy]

Shadesy is reloading as we speak.

[Johnny Canuck]

Who is the lucky man that gets to ride? I vote Yoss. Less bag chatter to distract everyone else. I think he hurt a knee at cricket as well.

[Cosmopolite]

did we decide on what colour shirts?

[Johnny Canuck]

Black, white or yellow.

[simmsy]

That'll mean yanky-boy might almost keep up.

Just saw this, thats a crackin statement youve made there TG.

[idgolfguy]

Who is the lucky man that gets to ride? I vote Yoss. Less bag chatter to distract everyone else. I think he hurt a knee at cricket as well.
So many interpretations.

[Johnny Canuck]

Just saw this, thats a crackin statement youve made there TG. Even I am allowed to call Tommy slow.

[Webster]

The WAnker vanity handicaps will be exposed tomorrow.I can feel it (no homo).

[Johnny Canuck]

Will you be able to recover from blowing your wad the other day?

[Webster]

My wad is never fully blown.

[Jeffo1123]

Will you be able to recover from blowing your wad the other day? No homo?

[Johnny Canuck]

Thanks Jeffo. Teamwork like that will get us over the line.

[Jeffo1123]

What does the group of 5 wanna play? Some sort of skins game or something??

[LeftyHoges]

What does the group of 5 wanna play? Some sort of skins game or something??

Play stableford with straight 10's.

Basically put 10 units /skins are available per hole. If one person wins a hole they get 10 units. If two people halve the hole they get 5 units each. If three or more people halve the hole it gets carried over to the next hole. So the next hole is worth 20. If two people halve it they get 10 units each, if one wins it they get all 20. If three or more people halve it it carries over to the next with thirty units up for grabs. Rinse and repeat until finished. Everyone pays everyone. So the basic thing is not to finish last in the unit stakes. Make the units 10c each (or even 5c if you're tight) and that way the most a person has to pay out is $9.00 if they finish stone motherless last with 0 skins / units.

[Marto65]

Twitter feed at #nullaborcup

[sms316]

Post your Easty messages of support to #nullarborcup. To support Canuck, go to #deadmanwalking.

[simmsy]

Morning lads.
How's the heads?
Claiming Jetlag yet?

[sms316]

Morning lads. How's the heads?Claiming Jetlag yet? We are just embracing the time difference and going with it. Tactical dump happening as I post.

[dc68]

Morning lads. How's the heads?Claiming Jetlag yet? So it's true that old people get up early....

[idgolfguy]

Yup

[simmsy]

It's Christmas morning!

[sms316]

We just got up early so we can despise the WAnkers for a little bit longer today.

[Shadesy]

I am glad I'm not the only one up ridiculously early.

[dc68]

Wow,you guys must be excite.

[idgolfguy]

We just got up early so we can despise the WAnkers for a little bit longer today.
You know midnight golf will have to happen at 9pm because of the time difference in the east...

[simmsy]

Glad tourfit wasn't booking the Easties flights.

[idgolfguy]

Glad tourfit wasn't booking the Easties flights.
I thought he did, that's why Jack and LK were late.

[Ned]

Fit was the Traffic Conductor on the Tarmac at the airport last night, 1 hour wait for a docking bay.

[Shadesy]

Fit was the Traffic Conductor on the Tarmac at the airport last night, 1 hour wait for a docking bay.

Welcome Ned

[idgolfguy]

Fit was the Traffic Conductor on the Tarmac at the airport last night, 1 hour wait for a docking bay.

Sitting on the Dock of the Bay...

[simmsy]

Shades what's the guys name we need to ask for at Bunno?
I don't see u getting there much b4 10:00

[Shadesy]

Shades what's the guys name we need to ask for at Bunno?
I don't see u getting there much b4 10:00

Des Russell.

Hopefully on the frog by 7, could be just me and Jeffo!!

Tommy declined a lift, instead choosing the 2 hours in the car with Fit before another 5 on the course with him.

[sms316]

The boys are modeling the Easty uniform. I'm pitching a tent.

[Jeffo1123]

Des Russell.Hopefully on the frog by 7, could be just me and Jeffo!!Tommy declined a lift, instead choosing the 2 hours in the car with Fit before another 5 on the course with him. Great, you can blame me for being late then seeing as you are up so god damn early!!!!

[Ashes]

All internet chatter has gone quiet as the Nullarbor Cup participants prepare for war. First shot will be fired in less than 45min. You can sense the nervous tension even from 100's of kilometres away.

Looks set for a magnificant day at the Bunbury Golf Club. Currently 15.8*C with 18kmh winds from the east. The temperature is expected to reach a max of 28*C, sunny, with light to moderate E/SE winds tending moderate S/SW in the afternoon.

All the best to all involved!

[Ashes]

News updates for the punters at home contemplating placing some money on the event:

SMS - has complained of some tenting issues this morning. Seems he went to take panadol for the hangover and grabbed the little blue pills instead.. In danger of being penalised for carrying a 15th club now.

TourFit - has complained of a sore and bloody hand. The event Dr has diagnosed it as a moderate case of WAnkers cramp.

Simmsy - gave birth a couple of weeks ago, is lactating and hasn't had much sleep. His listeners on 6PR talkback are still backing him to perform though.

Golfnut - has attempted to lowball the already discounted green fees and is in danger of being refused entry.

[Monsta]

News updates for the punters at home contemplating placing some money on the event:

SMS - has complained of some tenting issues this morning. Seems he went to take panadol for the hangover and grabbed the little blue pills instead.. In danger of being penalised for carrying a 15th club now.

TourFit - has complained of a sore and bloody hand. The event Dr has diagnosed it as a moderate case of WAnkers cramp.

Simmsy - gave birth a couple of weeks ago, is lactating and hasn't had much sleep. His listeners on 6PR talkback are still backing him to perform though.

Golfnut - has attempted to lowball the already discounted green fees and is in danger of being refused entry.

Jesus a little bit of wee came out when I read this.............................

[Pieface]

This is the only thing that could stop Golfnut getting in...

[Ashes]

Read in the Bunbury Mail that the local high school is fighting homophobia http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/418562/bunbury-high-school-fights-homophobia/?cs=278

Seems they are taking up Yoss' cause and seeking his reinstatement into the WA team.

[LeftyHoges]

All square three ways through 2 holes in the lead group.

[MegaWatty]

JC 2 up through 2. Shadesy 1 down through 2. Team game all square.

Simmsy all square through 3.

[Marto65]

Fit and tommy 1 up after 3.

Fit 1 up on Marto.

Tommy and nk sq.

[MegaWatty]

Simmsy going 1 down.

[Jarro]

Any pics of the action as it unfolds ?

[Marto65]

All matches square in our group after 4

[MegaWatty]

Simsy 1 down. Hocko 1 up. Team 1 up.

JC 3 up.

[Steve57]

Come on SMS, pull your finger out!!

[Pieface]

Uncle Canuck has the burning desire :D

[Steve57]

Uncle Canuck has the burning desire :D

All those cold and flu tablets will wear off soon.
I would insist on a drug test SMS!!!

[Marto65]

Marto and nk 1 up after 5.


Nk 1 up.

Marto and fit sq.

[Ashes]

Cmon WAnkers!!

What's happening in the 2nd group?

[MegaWatty]

JC 3 up. Shades 1 up. WA 1 up.

[Marto65]

Marto and fit sq.


East 1 up.


Nk 2 up.

[Pieface]

Someone tell the Greek that saving himself for his title defence is not on!

[LeftyHoges]

Lefty finally ****ing does something.

All square between Hocko and I.

All square between Jack and Simmsy.

East 3 Down through 10

[BayBum]

Epic reading.Keep it comming ! (thats what she said...)

[sms316]

JC 3 up. Shades 2 up. WA 1 up. Thru 7.

[sms316]

Group in front need a rocket up their arse.

[Marto65]

Group in front need a rocket up their arse.

GFMF.

[mudrat]

C'mon yeasties

[sms316]

JC 2 up. Shades 2 up. WA/E A/S. Thru 8.

[Pieface]

The slow play is agreeing with SMS?

[Lobsta]

The pie cart came around?

[LeftyHoges]

Jack in action on 3 (our 12th)
20085
And Simmsy
20086
And finally Hocko
20087

[Pieface]

Black was an interesting choice. How's the temp? WA boys going to flag?

[sms316]

JC 1 up. Shades 2 up. WA/E A/S. Thru 9.

[Marto65]

Nk 4 up


East 3 up.

Marto and fit sq after 10.

[sms316]

JC/SMS A/S. Shades 3 up. WA 1 up. Thru 10.

This sure beats being 4 down after 4.

[hocko]

Hocko 1 up. Simmsy 2 down. WA 2 up

[Ashes]

Any truth to the rumour that Shadesy showed DC the moon, and DC tried to put his flag on it?

[BayBum]

Pull finger JC ! The match is starting now !!!

[Ashes]

Go WAnkers!

By my calcs WA is currently up by 1pt overall. Still no news from group 2?

[hocko]

Jack just misses his fourth birdie in a row!
Hocko all square, Simms 2 down. WA 1 up

[Steve57]

JC/SMS A/S. Shades 3 up. WA 1 up. Thru 10.

This sure beats being 4 down after 4.

I said his drugs would wear off!!!

[sms316]

SMS 1 up. Shades 3 up. WA 1 up. Thru 11.

[Iain]

Go Shorn!!

[Johnny Canuck]

9 par in 11 holes and losing. Fun.

[hocko]

Hickok square. Simms 2 down. WA 1 up

[Marto65]

Nk dormie 6 up.

Fit and Marto sq.

East 4 up.

[TourFit]

TommyG down dormy 6! Team 4 down. I'm all square with Marto through 12

Tommy didn't start drinking until the back 9. He was 3 down.

[Shadesy]

SMS with a 50 foot chip for a bird! JC halves with 39 footer!

WOW!

[sms316]

SMS 1 up. Shades 4 up. WA 1 up. Thru 12.

Halved in birdies. SMS birdie count: 5.

[Ashes]

SMS with a 50 foot chip for a bird! JC halves with 39 footer!

WOW!

Sounds like ripper match. Cmon JC!!

[Pieface]

Great golf! Loving the updates (no homo) lads

TommyG. Why weren't you drunk at 8am!! C'mon mate you can last a few more holes!

[Marto65]

Ned wins 6/5.

Fit birdies the 4th to go 1 up.

East 3 up.

[hocko]

Simms goes down 3/2 hocko square WA 1 up

[Eldrick]

SMS with a 50 foot chip for a bird! JC halves with 39 footer!

WOW!

that sounds crazy!