The Nullarbor Cup - GSM12 Friday Golf

[hocko]

I think the back pair have been chosen in a Gentlemans Agreement ..... SMS v JC.
I think this pair should play at the front of the field.

[Marto65]

I think this pair should play at the front of the field.

I dont agree, but I'll listen to the reason ...

[tommyg]

... hold a few days and i'll have a legit cap. Im trying to get a card in today or tomorrow

[sms316]

I think this pair should play at the front of the field. I do my best work from the rear (no homo).

[tommyg]

..... and surely the reigning champ can't sit on the bench

[Marto65]

Hey Tommyg ...

Sorry if I'm sticking my nose in where it aint warranted .... but unfortunately, 4 people have to miss out.

It's no easy decision ... as I said before, I'm glad I dont have to make it.

It's up to your captain ... but you could make it a little easier on him ...

[hocko]

..... and surely the reigning champ can't sit on the bench
You're not the reigning Westie/Eastie matchplay champ?
You still get to play.

[TourFit]

..... and surely the reigning champ can't sit on the bench

Sat/Sun Champ...champ!

Friday has NOTHING to do with it, except that it merely links to the two days via alcohol, liver damage and ass (kindly donated by Rubin, Yoss and Shadesy...who's ass is for veiwing only)

[tommyg]

Hey im not gonna bitch about it... but if i had a heads up that teams were being named so early i would have made sure my cap was in, and would have made the team, thats all. You snooze you lose i guess.

[Johnny Canuck]

Hey im not gonna bitch about it... but if i had a heads up that teams were being named so early i would have made sure my cap was in, and would have made the team, thats all. You snooze you lose i guess. Get a cap and you will be top of the reserve list. There will still be a.good.chance of getting a game. You have also been snoozing for 10 months on this.

[Johnny Canuck]

Team 1: Short Fuses: Hocko & Simmsy

[TourFit]

I think that these team picks may reveal the Circle?

Shadesy's circle is there for all to see...the 'other' Circle is more secretive

[hocko]

OOOH, this will be interesting.

[hocko]

I think that these team picks may reveal the Circle?
There is a circle?

[Johnny Canuck]

I think that these team picks may reveal the Circle?Shadesy's circle is there for all to see...the 'other' Circle is more secretive I made the teams. The only person that was consulted is not in the circle, I mean there is no circle.

[idgolfguy]

Golf ball, golf hole, inclined plane in an ovular shape...

[TourFit]

:roll:

[idgolfguy]

There is?

[idgolfguy]

There isn't.


...adding to post count.

[Marto65]

Hocko will Play LeftyHoges
Simmsy will play Jack.

I'm sending my Victorians out first.

Lets throw Grumpy and Camo out next ... NQ Boys ...

[sms316]

So are we back at doing singles and best ball?

[idgolfguy]

Can we see the current handicap differences? Likely to change by then but is still interesting.
3/4 differences?

[TourFit]

Can we see the current handicap differences? Likely to change by then but is still interesting.
3/4 differences?

Back on this little nugget again?

[Marto65]

So are we back at doing singles and best ball?

Yes mate ... with the bonus match at the back (thats you).

[Marto65]

Hocko (7) v LeftyHoges (4)
Simmsy (12) v Jack (2)

Grumpy (17)
Camo (10)

[Shadesy]

I'll update the spreadsheet as teams are decided.

[idgolfguy]

Can we see the current handicap differences? Likely to change by then but is still interesting.
3/4 differences?
Only a question, and I think the majority of us were in agreement. Ultimate it is between the two captains to decide.
Their 7 single hc to our 3 or 4 puts them at a disadvantage IMO.

[Marto65]

Only a question, and I think the majority of us were in agreement. Ultimate it is between the two captains to decide.
Their 7 single hc to our 3 or 4 puts them at a disadvantage IMO.

We've already been shafted on this one idgg.

[idgolfguy]

Sorry gents, I must have missed that thread. I'll keep out of it.

BTW: Thursday afternoon, anyone interested in visiting a Whiskey bar?
http://www.helveticabar.com.au/

[Johnny Canuck]

Hocko (7) v LeftyHoges (4)Simmsy (12) v Jack (2)Grumpy (17)Camo (10)

Team Name: The Lowballing Pygmy

Grumpy (17) v Golfnut (13)

Camo (10) v IDGolfguy (12?)

[Marto65]

Sorry gents, I must have missed that thread. I'll keep out of it.

BTW: Thursday afternoon, anyone interested in visiting a Whiskey bar?
http://www.helveticabar.com.au/

I've seen this move before.

They send one guy to knock out as many as he can before the big match. It's called the 'scud'.

[sms316]

Team Name: The Lowballing PygmyGrumpy (17) v Golfnut (13)Camo (10) v IDGolfguy (12?) Go Grumpy! Let the rest of us know what it feels like to not give shots away.

[TourFit]

Golfnuts' had to finally give away his last remaining ball, and now our illustrious skipper makes him give away shots too!

I hope he's not Jewish, we'll never hear the end of the injustice.

[Ashes]

I've seen this move before. They send one guy to knock out as many as he can before the big match. It's called the 'scud'.Rofl

[Shadesy]

So Far:

19699

[tommyg]

The scud. Maybe i'll qualify for this role?

[Shadesy]

How was Melbourne Tommy, Not the result you were hoping for?

[Marto65]

The scud. Maybe i'll qualify for this role?

It originated at Oatlands Golf Club .... in their annual matches against the Long Island Golf Club.

One guy took it upon himself to welcome the visitors with about 6 bottles of champagne... and earned himself the nickname 'The Scud'. He took himself out ... and about 6 others.

[TourFit]

TommyG would be our man, then!

But he wouldn't end up taking himself out...it puts him back in contention :roll: It's how he won last year.

[tommyg]

It originated at Oatlands Golf Club .... in their annual matches against the Long Island Golf Club.

One guy took it upon himself to welcome the visitors with about 6 bottles of champagne... and earned himself the nickname 'The Scud'. He took himself out ... and about 6 others.

This tactic worked well for me for the whole champs last year.... and i'll be at it again this year. Fortunately i play well when still half tanked.

[sms316]

dc68 has more alcohol in his blood than blood.

[tommyg]

How was Melbourne Tommy, Not the result you were hoping for?

Absolute cracker of a weekend.... but i still can't beleive we lost. Probably a good thing we did as come full time i hadnt slept in 30 hours. Another big night and id really be f@$#ked

[Johnny Canuck]

Team Ghey Waddling Bag Chatter:

Tourfit (9) & Yoss (17)

[Marto65]

Tourfit (9) v Marto (8).
Yoss (17) v NK (12)

Team Fatty Burglar.

Which leaves Team Favourite Ex Champ

DC (5) and Nudgee (4)

[Shadesy]

can I suggest team Name

The HamBurgler?

[Johnny Canuck]

Tourfit (9) v Marto (8).
Yoss (17) v NK (12)

Team Fatty Burglar.

Which leaves Team Favourite Ex Champ

DC (5) and Nudgee (4)

Team Ass Scratchers

Shadesy (10) v Nudgee (4)

Fromy (0) v DC (5)

[Shadesy]

It Has been Decided. Thanks to everyone for their input and for making sure everyone has a hit on Friday. Never been involved in anything like this before and should make a great weekend and some stories to tell. Final Line Up's (also in OP):

19702

I think the 4bbb should definitely be off full caps.

I think some of the Caps in the singles are pretty close and perhaps the Captains can come together and negotiate what whether some matches are off the stick? (ie. Tourfit/Marto, Hocko/Lefty, DC/Fromy.)*

* This is the authors own thoughts as organiser and does not represent the feelings of the WAnkers or their Captain.

[Ashes]

Carn the WAnkers!

[Golfnut]

I'm currently off 14 for the punters.

[LeftyHoges]

So, after all this....

I got the easy match? :lol:

And by the sounds of it, there may be a few clubs thrown in this group!

[Johnny Canuck]

So, after all this....I got the easy match? :lol:And by the sounds of it, there may be a few clubs thrown in this group! Thrown and snapped - Hocko.Bent - Simmsy.

[LeftyHoges]

Thrown and snapped - Hocko.Bent - Simmsy.

All three - LeftyHoges.

Jack won't know what hit him. (or should that be who?)

[Johnny Canuck]

All three - LeftyHoges.Jack won't know what hit him. (or should that be who?) Jack will hold the distinction of being the first OzGolfer to lose to Simmsy in a match play.

[Shadesy]

So what do we Call this Prestigious Cup?

[Marto65]

I think the 4bbb should definitely be off full caps.

I think some of the Caps in the singles are pretty close and perhaps the Captains can come together and negotiate what whether some matches are off the stick? (ie. Tourfit/Marto, Hocko/Lefty, DC/Fromy.)*

* This is the authors own thoughts as organiser and does not represent the feelings of the WAnkers or their Captain.

Would have thought it fairer with 3/4 caps for the 4BBB and Full Caps for the Singles .... but I didnt want to confuse it ..

Was also tempted to put LeftyHoges and myself together ... The Volcano Brothers.... but it didnt fit.

[sms316]

Jack will hold the distinction of being the first OzGolfer to lose to Simmsy in a match play. Only one OZgolfer has ever lost to me in matchplay and she wears a skirt. You will be #2.

[Marto65]

So what do we Call this Prestigious Cup?

I propose we call it "The Rock".

Ayers Rock is in the middle of Aus .... and whoever wins owns The Rock. (That way, if we ever get a player from there ... he can go to the champions ...)

[Johnny Canuck]

Only one OZgolfer has ever lost to me in matchplay and she wears a skirt. You will be #2. So I shouldn't give up my shots?

[Johnny Canuck]

I propose we call it "The Rock".Ayers Rock is in the middle of Aus .... and whoever wins owns The Rock. (That way, if we ever get a player from there ... he can go to the champions ...) How about The 'Nuck?

[sms316]

So I shouldn't give up my shots? Please yourself. I know you will do the honorable thing.

[Johnny Canuck]

Please yourself. I know you will do the honorable thing. I don't need shots to beat your ass, Pie Man. No carts on Friday though.

[Marto65]

How about The 'Nuck?

You want to name it after .... yourself? ... dear oh dear ...

[idgolfguy]

Carts? I thought we were playing golf.

[Johnny Canuck]

Sms and I at the end of the field, not the start. Big points at end.

[sms316]

I don't need shots to beat your ass, Pie Man. No carts on Friday though. Carts... Pfft. I may draw the line at carrying for 27 holes though.

edit - wasted my 15,000th post on this seppo

[dc68]

Carts... Pfft. I may draw the line at carrying for 27 holes though.edit - wasted my 15,000th post on this seppo Damn Yankees!!!

[Johnny Canuck]

Carts... Pfft. I may draw the line at carrying for 27 holes though.edit - wasted my 15,000th post on this seppo That's.fine, you don't have to play 17 or 18 when I win 3&2.

[Shadesy]

No Carts at Binningup available :twisted:

[Marto65]

That's.fine, you don't have to play 17 or 18 when I win 3&2.

You can tell when a bloke gets nervous ... he starts making spelling and grammatical errors.

[sms316]

That's.fine, you don't have to play 17 or 18 when I win 3&2.
Yeah right. At least when you get rolled you will then have two things in common with Shaz (the other being you both tell Pete what to do).

[Yossarian]

:lol:

[hocko]

How about The 'Nuck?
How about....No.

[Johnny Canuck]

You can tell when a bloke gets nervous ... he starts making spelling and grammatical errors. What did I spell wrong or where is the improper grammar? Too sleep deprived to tell. If it is the extra full stops, they appear whenever I post from my HTC phone. The full stop button is in the worst possible place.

[Ashes]

I wish Dave1 was here to read that excuse!

[Johnny Canuck]

I wish Dave1 was here to read that excuse! Really?

[Ashes]

No, not really. :)

[simmsy]

I likey!! Me&Hocko will intimidate 4Jack & Watty's Wannabe every chance we get. they will be scared to take a swing by the 3rd Tee.

[TourFit]

If TommyG gets organised (finally!), and gets an official 'cap, will he be substituted for Yoss in the listing?

I'm NOT asking because I have anything against playing with Yoss (far from it...I'll be doing it later in the evening anyway), but I ask because a) it is likely that TommyG WILL have it sorted, and b) it is supposed to be lowest 9 'cappers in the field.

Interesting dilemma for our Corporal. (There's NO way he's a Captain! :lol:)

[Johnny Canuck]

If TommyG gets organised (finally!), and gets an official 'cap, will he be substituted for Yoss in the listing?

I'm NOT asking because I have anything against playing with Yoss (far from it...I'll be doing it later in the evening anyway), but I ask because a) it is likely that TommyG WILL have it sorted, and b) it is supposed to be lowest 9 'cappers in the field.

Interesting dilemma for our Corporal. (There's NO way he's a Captain! :lol:)

I don't think this is really fair to Yoss. The same could be said about Jeffo or Cosmo lowering their caps taking Yoss' place.

The team is set, barring anyone having to drop out. If someone drops out, the person with the lowest handicap, which could be TG, comes in.

[Marto65]

Well handled.

[TourFit]

Cpl Canuck (Canadian version of Sgt Bilko), I have a question...

If you had paired simmsy and Golfnut in the same group, would you have called them The Goebbels' ? ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

Cpl Canuck (Canadian version of Sgt Bilko), I have a question...

If you had paired simmsy and Golfnut in the same group, would you have called them The Goebbels' ? ;)

Friar Fit. It is Captain Canuck.

I call Mrs Simms "gobbles".

[TourFit]

Friar Fit. It is Captain Canuck.

You say tomato...



I call Mrs Simms "gobbles".

Really :shock:...to her face? Call her what you like, I don't wanna know. What about simmsy, what d'ya call him?

[Marto65]

Easties. Take note of the dissent In the ranks of the WAnkers. This will be easier than we thought.

[Golfnut]

Easties. Take note of the dissent In the ranks of the WAnkers. This will be easier than we thought. That's how us ****s roll, we'll pull together (no homo)

[Johnny Canuck]

You say tomato...


And then you eat the tomato.

[sms316]

That's how us ****s roll, we'll pull together Team SAO?

[Shadesy]

Easties. Take note of the dissent In the ranks of the WAnkers. This will be easier than we thought.

I'd be more concerned if we were being Civil to each other.

This is good team harmony.

[Shadesy]

And then you eat the tomato.

Only if it was on a Whopper.

[Johnny Canuck]

Gold.

[Tom Waterhouse]

East $1.75
West $2.00

[Johnny Canuck]

Odds on Individual matches, Tom?

[hocko]

Mmm, what does 'nuckbet think?

[shazza_rs]

Yeah right. At least when you get rolled you will then have two things in common with Shaz (the other being you both tell Pete what to do).

Excuse me? Please explain!

[Johnny Canuck]

Excuse me? Please explain! How did you find that comment? Do you secretly read and enjoy all of our dribble? WAnker groupie? Be proud!

[Golfnut]

Team SAO? Loser eats.

[Shadesy]

Just Refining Marto's good idea for a Name, have changed the name to the Nullarbor Cup, Because it will be either going one side or the other.

[dc68]

Nice..

[idgolfguy]

Just Refining Marto's good idea for a Name, have changed the name to the Nullarbor Cup, Because it will be either going one side or the other.

Nice

[Dotty]

It is Captain Canuck.


I was thinking Dudley Do Right.

[hocko]

Just Refining Marto's good idea for a Name, have changed the name to the Nullarbor Cup, Because it will be either going one side or the other.
Yep.

[Marto65]

Got my vote ... nice name.

[simmsy]

Better than "the 'nuck cup"

[sms316]

It will be renamed the Eastern Cup.

[Marto65]

Better than "the 'nuck cup"

Nucklehead.

[Johnny Canuck]

Better than "the 'nuck cup" That's your opinion. Nuckabor?

[Johnny Canuck]

It will be renamed the Eastern Cup. We would require various cup sizes for you lot.

[dc68]

We call them boxes over here mate. And they can be rather large in the East.

[simmsy]

So what shirts are the WA lads wearing??
Do we need to get something organised.

[Johnny Canuck]

We call them boxes over here mate. And they can be rather large in the East. You don't wear boxes on your chest.

[Ashes]

You don't wear boxes on your chest. The east coasters wear their boxes on their foreheads, don't they?

[sms316]

The east coasters wear their boxes on their foreheads, don't they? dc68 wore one on his head the other night.

[Shadesy]

So what shirts are the WA lads wearing??
Do we need to get something organised.

Does Everyone have a Black golf shirt? or Yellow?

I have neither but can get one and would prefer Yellow if Possible.

[LeftyHoges]

Does Everyone have a Black golf shirt? or Yellow?

I have neither but can get one and would prefer Yellow if Possible.

Sacrilege for a WAnker not to own a yellow shirt, isn't it?

No wonder you're not captain! ;)

[idgolfguy]

Yes to both.

[Shadesy]

Sacrilege for a WAnker not to own a yellow shirt, isn't it?

No wonder you're not captain! ;)

Chuck some green Pants on you with the Yellow Shirt and you could Stop Traffic ;-)

[Golfnut]

I've got black here....maybe we (WAnkers) could wear yellow or black. Half yellow, half black would look awesome in a photo. Easties should just wear brown cause we're gonna shit all over 'em

[Johnny Canuck]

3 yellow.pennants shirts. All ugly as the chick DC took home the other night.

[dc68]

So I guess mr Smith has been telling stories then.

[Johnny Canuck]

Maybe.

[hocko]

Does Everyone have a Black golf shirt? or Yellow?

I have neither but can get one and would prefer Yellow if Possible.
Black shirts and try and find something yellow to wear.

[Marto65]

Black shirts and try and find something yellow to wear.

Speak to golfer69. He might have some pants for you.

[Johnny Canuck]

If it is more than 24 degrees, I won't be wearing a black shirt. Too hot for my Canadian blood.

[LeftyHoges]

Chuck some green Pants on you with the Yellow Shirt and you could Stop Traffic ;-)

I do have the green pants. ;-)

[Yossarian]

If it is more than 24 degrees, I won't be wearing a black shirt. Too hot for my Canadian blood.

+1

[hocko]

Black shirts and try and find something yellow to wear.


If it is more than 24 degrees, I won't be wearing a black shirt. Too hot for my Canadian blood.
Soft


+1
I don't need to tell you.

[Johnny Canuck]

Not all of us are thin enough to avoid uv rays.

[hocko]

Good comeback :)
Still soft!

[Shadesy]

It is kinda soft.

Can we get a decision for sake of team harmony.

Perhaps if Hocko wears black, simmsy wears yellow?

[Johnny Canuck]

I will be soft, in white.

[hocko]

Thanks captain!

[dc68]

I'd sack the Seppo.

[tommyg]

just wear your stars n stripes canuck

[Johnny Canuck]

The captain has made the white call. Hocko is lucky to get a start without his caddy.

[Shadesy]

The captain has made the white call. Hocko is lucky to get a start without his caddy.

Is white serious? I have white!

How come?

[hocko]

The captain has made the white call. Hocko is lucky to get a start without his caddy.
Then keep me out of it.
Quite happy to play social with the players that don't get a gig with the illustriuos WA team.

[Johnny Canuck]

I truly hope you are joking. You should know by now I would be.

Can Scott Jäger make the journey?

[popper81]

Easties have got this wrapped up.... These WAnker boys are complete rabble!!!!!

[Golfnut]

Then keep me out of it.
Quite happy to play social with the players that don't get a gig with the illustriuos WA team.

Inner circle?

[idgolfguy]

The captain has made the white call. Hocko is lucky to get a start without his caddy.
I ain't wearing white.

[Johnny Canuck]

I am not in the inner circle, I have been bumped out of the Friday game by a Greek and a Dago.

[Johnny Canuck]

I ain't wearing white.

We'd call you the milk man.

[idgolfguy]

I am not in the inner circle, I have been bumped out of the Friday game by a Greek and a Dago.
Surely they can fit a white golliwog.

[Shadesy]

Inner circle?

You want to see my inner circle?

[Johnny Canuck]

No love, vic.

[idgolfguy]

Don't have a white short sleeve collared shirt.

[Golfnut]

You want to see my inner circle?

Not right now.......maybe in a few weeks.





Funny, you've never asked permission before when you've felt the need to share your inner circle......does that mean we'll get some warning this year?

[Golfnut]

Don't have a white short sleeve collared shirt.

Something against white short sleeve collared shirts? Careful ID or you'll be labelled a shirt'ist?

[Jeffo1123]

Geez.. I go to Bali for a couple of days and have to read about 15 pages to catch up.. Looking forward to the weekend - Just don't know whose inner circle I want to avoid now....

[sms316]

We'd call you the milk man. Top Deck?

[shazza_rs]

How did you find that comment? Do you secretly read and enjoy all of our dribble? WAnker groupie? Be proud!

I don't secretly read anything. It's a public forum :)

I was reading this thread because I'm interested in what's going on at the champs!

[Shadesy]

Geez.. I go to Bali for a couple of days and have to read about 15 pages to catch up.. Looking forward to the weekend - Just don't know whose inner circle I want to avoid now....

Good man, thought we scared you off.

Didn't miss much.

[Marto65]

I don't secretly read anything. It's a public forum :)

I was reading this thread because I'm interested in what's going on at the REAL champs!

Fixed.

[Johnny Canuck]

Ok.

I have just been informed the CK in HoCKo stands for Calvin Klein and he really doesn't wear white.

Is everyone happy with blue? We have various options that way and everyone should own a blue shirt.

If we go yellow, there would be a lot of people that have t buy shirts and we would also look hideous. I am fine with this and could supply two extra shirts,

We could also be team zebra and have black and white pairings (4 instead of just 1), where one wears black and the other white.

Calvin?

[Johnny Canuck]

I don't secretly read anything. It's a public forum :)

I was reading this thread because I'm interested in what's going on at the champs!

I am making your our first official "WAnkette". President of our out of state fan club.

[sms316]

Ok.I have just been informed the CK in HoCKo stands for Calvin Klein and he really doesn't wear white.Is everyone happy with blue? We have various options that way and everyone should own a blue shirt.If we go yellow, there would be a lot of people that have t buy shirts and we would also look hideous. I am fine with this and could supply two extra shirts, We could also be team zebra and have black and white pairings (4 instead of just 1), where one wears black and the other white.Calvin? Blue rocks. NSW colours. Be proud.

[hocko]

Ok.

I have just been informed the CK in HoCKo stands for Calvin Klein and he really doesn't wear white.

Is everyone happy with blue? We have various options that way and everyone should own a blue shirt.

If we go yellow, there would be a lot of people that have t buy shirts and we would also look hideous. I am fine with this and could supply two extra shirts,

We could also be team zebra and have black and white pairings (4 instead of just 1), where one wears black and the other white.

Calvin?

Black and white works.
I don't think we should wear blue, it distracts from my eyes.

[Johnny Canuck]

If I can procure a comfortable black shirt before champs, I might even wear black. I thought it would be a lot hotter this time of year. Team Zebra could be a good look. Colour coordinate amongst yourselves.

You have such a nice blue shirt Calvin. I've still noticed your eyes everytime that you have worn it.

[LeftyHoges]

I'm about 6'0, 95kg's and I have a couple (or maybe even 3) yellow shirts you guys could borrow if you needed to.

[Marto65]

Dont help em Lefty .... one of em whinged like a stuck pig when we announced our colours as Gold and Black for this. ;)

We had to change to Green, Blue and White.

[simmsy]

If I can procure a comfortable black shirt before champs, I might even wear black. I thought it would be a lot hotter this time of year. Team Zebra could be a good look. Colour coordinate amongst yourselves.

You have such a nice blue shirt Calvin. I've still noticed your eyes everytime that you have worn it.

ur kidding right? remember the cut last year??

[Johnny Canuck]

I remember Fit whinging about The Cut last year. This is WA. It will probably be 42*.

[hocko]

ur kidding right? remember the cut last year??
What do you mean?
I looked alright at the cut.

[Dick Whitaker]

G'day OZgolfers,

You poofo WAnkers have hearts about as big as that pretender Stevie Jacobs from the Today show. It won't be too hot. Grow a pair and wear black.

Love, Dick (no homo)

[simmsy]

What do you mean?
I looked alright at the cut.

? wtf?

it's not always about you hocko, and i wasn't in your group but you looked anything but alright from the stories that came from that round.

KB snakes will be in full force later this month for sure.

[hocko]

? wtf?

it's not always about you hocko, and i wasn't in your group but you looked anything but alright from the stories that came from that round.

KB snakes will be in full force later this month for sure.
:)

It is snake season!

[sms316]

:)

It is snake season!
I'm sure that Lubin will be lining up to suck the poison out.

[LeftyHoges]

Dont help em Lefty .... one of em whinged like a stuck pig when we announced our colours as Gold and Black for this. ;)

We had to change to Green, Blue and White.

So my Friday outfit should be Green pants and shoes, white shirt and blue hat?

[Marto65]

No mate ... we have a uniform ... just bring beige pants.

What size shirt?

[LeftyHoges]

No mate ... we have a uniform ... just bring beige pants.

What size shirt?

XL in most brands, XXL if they are a tighter fit. Nobody needs to see my guts.

Now to find beige pants.... :smt017

Can I wear a coloured belt with those?

or can I wear these?

110892711307

[hocko]

Man, our Friday group is going to be an odd looking mob!

[LeftyHoges]

Man, our Friday group is going to be an odd looking mob!

I'm sure you could probably say that about is regardless of the colour of our clothes. Except for jack / George Clooney.

[Shadesy]

We prefer Substance over Style.

[sms316]

We prefer Substance over Style. Shame you have neither.

[dc68]

Please update my cap to 3.

[LeftyHoges]

Please update my cap to 3.

Bragger!

You do realise that's not how you sandbag for a champs???

[dc68]

Last 7 games are flags. I played like shite for 2 months up to and including Pelican. Since changing to the Penta my game has turned around.

[Johnny Canuck]

Good golf DC.

[Marto65]

Anyone know how to use Twitter ? ..Thinking for updates on course ...

[Johnny Canuck]

We always update our matches as they go. Twitter is not a problem.

[Marto65]

We always update our matches as they go. Twitter is not a problem.

I hear you have some up date specialists.

[Johnny Canuck]

You are sharing a room with two of them.

[Marto65]

You are sharing a room with two of them.

Awesome. I'll get to hear SMS and DC Grunting. Again.

[TourFit]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Fighting over the cherry tomato from the leftover salad?)

[sms316]

NK says DC is quite strong in the doggy.

[dc68]

Say he who was naked with NK. Nice one.

[Ned]

Lobsta was talking about dc and his strengths, and he was also the flesh spotter in the bandaid job, I think he is keen on you both as a team......

[simmsy]

Have u decided on the hc formats shades?

Full hc in both singles and 4bbb?

[Johnny Canuck]

Yes.

[Shadesy]

Have u decided on the hc formats shades?

Full hc in both singles and 4bbb?

My job is to get you there mate. Format decided by the Captains.

[simmsy]

So ur driving me there and back?

Awesome.

[Shadesy]

So ur driving me there and back?

Awesome.

I told u that already. It would be my pleasure.

[sms316]

Have u decided on the hc formats shades?Full hc in both singles and 4bbb? Except for Nuckwah. He grew a pair and decided to play off the stick. I think he is chasing a noble defeat.

[Marto65]

Except for Nuckwah. He grew a pair and decided to play off the stick. I think he is chasing a noble defeat.

Should be more of it. Well done nuck.

[simmsy]

Should be more of it. Well done nuck.

yeah i thought about offering Jack an OTS match, but then i thought it would be nice to have a live match still going into the back9. so i think i'll keep my 12 shots thank you.

[sms316]

yeah i thought about offering Jack an OTS match, but then i thought it would be nice to have a live match still going into the back9. so i think i'll keep my 12 shots thank you. Probably wise. Jack is the best sandbagger I know of.

[dc68]

An he's not even from FNQ!!!

[TourFit]

I'll play Marto off scratch...mano a mano. Then again, there's only one shot in it anyway :lol:

[Webster]

yeah i thought about offering Jack an OTS match, but then i thought it would be nice to have a live match still going into the back9. so i think i'll keep my 12 shots thank you.

The only way you will be getting 12 shots is if you can get to 16 before I get to 4 (and I'm almost there baby)

[Marto65]

I'll play Marto off scratch...mano a mano. Then again, there's only one shot in it anyway :lol:

Good on ya Fit ... keep your shot for the 4ball match though ...

[simmsy]

The only way you will be getting 12 shots is if you can get to 16 before I get to 4 (and I'm almost there baby)

Are u on the board at Melbourne FC?

Tanking is alive and well in Victoria it seems.

[Webster]

Winter golf around here is brutally hard due to wind and soft courses, so everyone's handicap blows out, especially with the new system. Blame it on the lack of CCR.

[LeftyHoges]

Winter golf around here is brutally hard due to wind and soft courses, so everyone's handicap blows out, especially with the new system. Blame it on the lack of CCR.

Especially with Port Fairy's ACR. Playing off 4 around there at this time of year and the few months preceding was a bloody good effort for me, as you've just experienced too.

[TourFit]

Good on ya Fit ... keep your shot for the 4ball match though ...

You're so generous. Is that why they made you Captain?

It may be a moot point by then. I may well be off 8 already. And another Comp round today at Araluen, so all I have to do is beat a "Played to 12" and I'm there!

[simmsy]

Thanks for the invite

[idgolfguy]

Im out to 14 from 13 in one round. Could be 15 (Anchor) by Thursday if I don't keep my head.
The challenge is to get back to 11 in three weeks!

[Marto65]

You're so generous. Is that why they made you Captain?

It may be a moot point by then. I may well be off 8 already. And another Comp round today at Araluen, so all I have to do is beat a "Played to 12" and I'm there!

That's exactly why they made me captain. That, and the fact that SMS was the only one that voted.

I've had a month of that "play to 12" stuff and drop a shot ... and I couldnt do it.

[sms316]

That's exactly why they made me captain. That, and the fact that SMS was the only one that voted.
It was one of those "respect your elders" type of moments.

[Golfnut]

Thanks for the invite You're not in the outer circle.

[hocko]

You're so generous. Is that why they made you Captain?

It may be a moot point by then. I may well be off 8 already. And another Comp round today at Araluen, so all I have to do is beat a "Played to 12" and I'm there!
Working hard then?

[Johnny Canuck]

Captain Canuck is pleased to announce that our resident drunk, ThomasG, will now be taking on the Drunken Bus Driver from Qld.

Marty is waiting to hear back regarding a job that would take him out of champs and doesn't want to have to drop out last minute.

Welcome to the squad Thomas. Black attire if 24* or less, black or white if warmer than 24*.

Good luck with your match play, we are counting on you.

[dc68]

So now I've gotta give shots away and not get em.... Strategy change... I'm now on the piss Friday at golf.

[Marto65]

I thought you said strategy change?

[TourFit]

Meh...he'll still be odds on!

[tommyg]

So now I've gotta give shots away and not get em.... Strategy change... I'm now on the piss Friday at golf.

...that makes 2 of us.

Im stoked to be in the team.... and the way shadesy's going today you could almost chalk up the points already.

[TourFit]

During the day Shadesy's ass will tighten up with the pressure...later on it will loosen up with the alcohol.

[MegaWatty]

I was gifted of shot of Shadesy ass today. Oh, the wonders of technology.

[TourFit]

I was gifted of shot of Shadesy ass today.

His inner circle?

[MegaWatty]

No. The circle was not quite complete today.

[Bruce Dickinson]

has Yoss arranged the Bunbury discount?

[Yossarian]

Not really.

[hocko]

has Yoss arranged the Bunbury discount?
Would be nice if he could!

[TourFit]

No. The circle was not quite complete today.

Would've been had you turned up...

... As it was it was just another three ring circus. (Simmsy & two other a$$holes) :D

[Yossarian]

I was the meat.

[Johnny Canuck]

I was gifted of shot of Shadesy ass today. Oh, the wonders of technology. We were trying.to show that he didn't make the ladies. He bought a round, no Ferrins.

[Johnny Canuck]

Great match by Shadesy. The honeymoon.phase with his new putter got a little tiring.

The bounce on 11 truly was the gamechanger. I have never hit a ball that far left on the hole. To hit the fairway is.probably the most ridiculous bounce I have ever had. 90 degrees and lasered at 46m. Insane.

[Bruce Dickinson]

Would be nice if he could!
so that's a no then? Do I need to talk to the super?

[Shadesy]

so that's a no then? Do I need to talk to the super?

Yes please Bruce.

[Shadesy]

Great match by Shadesy. The honeymoon.phase with his new putter got a little tiring.

The bounce on 11 truly was the gamechanger. I have never hit a ball that far left on the hole. To hit the fairway is.probably the most ridiculous bounce I have ever had. 90 degrees and lasered at 46m. Insane.

Wrong thread Canuck.

[Shadesy]

tommy has stepped into Fromy's Breach

I think we'll be a dangerous pairing if Tommy can have enough beers and I can have not too many.

[Bruce Dickinson]

Yes please Bruce.
email sent

[Shadesy]

email sent

Thanks Mate. Yoss pulled the plug on us.

[Yossarian]

I was actually going to call them tomorrow to see what the score is. I will not bother now?

[Bruce Dickinson]

email sent


I was actually going to call them tomorrow to see what the score is. I will not bother now?
I had verbal confirmation it wouldn't be an issue, but that was after a couple of bintangs. You might still be needed.......

[Jeffo1123]

Looking forward to providing moral support on the friday while having a hit! All confirmed that I can get the day off now so looking forward to it!

[hocko]

Looking forward to providing moral support on the friday while having a hit! All confirmed that I can get the day off now so looking forward to it!
Sweet!

[Webster]

Bugger. 40 points today and I'm back into 2. Simmsy, you are a lucky bugger as I don't think I can get out to 4 from here.

[sms316]

Bugger. 40 points today and I'm back into 2. Simmsy, you are a lucky bugger as I don't think I can get out to 4 from here. I'm sure you will try.

[LeftyHoges]

Bugger. 40 points today and I'm back into 2. Simmsy, you are a lucky bugger as I don't think I can get out to 4 from here.

That'll learn ya for playing midweek golf! ;-)

How the hell did you par the course in that rain and wind?

[TourFit]

I'm back into 2. Simmsy, you are a lucky bugger as I don't think I can get out to 4 from here.

Will simmsy come in to compensate...?

[Webster]

I'm sure you will try.
I always try my best.


That'll learn ya for playing midweek golf! ;-)

How the hell did you par the course in that rain and wind?
One under actually. 3 clubs wind and rained all day. Not even the hail on the greens could stop me.


Will simmsy come in to compensate...?

In Lubin or in Yoss (pro homo)

[Shadesy]

Will simmsy come in to compensate...?

Had 21 points today ;-)

[LeftyHoges]

One under actually. 3 clubs wind and rained all day. Not even the hail on the greens could stop me.

Der, of course. I'm an idiot. Great shooting mate, I think one under in those conditions confirms your bushranger status.

[Webster]

I'm just relishing the 7 games on 7 different tracks in the past 10 days. Found a bit of form at last.

[Shadesy]

I'm just relishing the 7 games on 7 different tracks in the past 10 days. Found a bit of form at last.

So SMS shot 1 under and now so did Jack. Combined today simmsy had 21, Yoss 25, Canuck 29 and me 30 points, plus golfnuts 2 points the other day.

At least Fist is in form.

We can do this WAnkers.

[dc68]

I had 4 over today with 2 doubles a triple and 3 bogeys. Consistency? What is that?

[Johnny Canuck]

My 29 points included pars on the 1-5 handicap holes for 14 points.

[sms316]

So SMS shot 1 under and now so did Jack. Combined today simmsy had 21, Yoss 25, Canuck 29 and me 30 points, plus golfnuts 2 points the other day.At least Fist is in form.We can do this WAnkers. Jack is a flusher. I just got lucky.

[Golfnut]

I had 4 over today with 2 doubles a triple and 3 bogeys. Consistency? What is that? Disgusting.

[sms316]

I had 4 over today with 2 doubles a triple and 3 bogeys. Consistency? What is that? Very handy in matchplay.