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sms316
22nd October 2012, 02:29 PM
Since you have hired a car - Nullabor Links?

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2012, 02:42 PM
Mandurah.

Pieface
22nd October 2012, 02:42 PM
Can you get recips at Yokine (WAGC) Marto?

simmsy
22nd October 2012, 02:43 PM
See if u can find a way to play Mt Lawley or WAGC

Tourfit and Bergsey are members

simmsy
22nd October 2012, 02:43 PM
Mandurah for sure but it's an hours drive back to Cott

Ashes
22nd October 2012, 02:47 PM
Mandurah for sure but it's an hours drive back to Cott

At least!

bergsey
22nd October 2012, 02:52 PM
WAGC starts coring this Sunday unfortunately

sms316
22nd October 2012, 02:56 PM
Imagine being silly enough to get banned just before champs.

LeftyHoges
22nd October 2012, 03:03 PM
Imagine being silly enough to get banned just before champs.

Can we get him reinstated for champs and then resume the banner after, ya reckon?

sms316
22nd October 2012, 03:04 PM
Can we get him reinstated for champs and then resume the banner after, ya reckon?
Good idea. Yoss can take dinner orders.

LeftyHoges
22nd October 2012, 03:33 PM
Good idea. Yoss can take dinner orders.

That was the thinking! ;)

bergsey
22nd October 2012, 03:33 PM
Shadesy, i'm confirmed off 19.

Hit every fairway sat, putted well, scored 29pts :shock:

Shadesy
22nd October 2012, 03:40 PM
Thanks Bergsey

Handicap Update.

20020

Veefore is off 9...Is that Correct?

hocko
22nd October 2012, 07:36 PM
Thanks Bergsey

Handicap Update.

20020

Veefore is off 9...Is that Correct?
If that is the case then he is the $3 hamburgler!

TourFit
22nd October 2012, 08:05 PM
No way he's stealing my thunder on that one!

He's taller, thinner, better looking (by far), gets paid more, laid more and drives a nicer car [-(

hocko
22nd October 2012, 08:07 PM
Veefore!

TourFit
22nd October 2012, 08:09 PM
Gents ...

What is the best course to play on Monday?

Joondalup is coring one 9, and the Quarry 9 is out. So I aint going there ....

I'm playing Cottesloe in the afternoon .... I'm allowed 1 guest if you have $50....

But I'm looking for a hit in the morning .... The Vines? ... (I've played Karrinyup ...) ... Royal Perth is recips, but I've played there too...

Whats close and great? ... I've hired a car now too ...

Marto.

Marto, fancy a game at Mt Lawley? They have limited times for Monday am and we'd have to be off the course by 12.30 'cause they got a Corporate Day shotgun starting. Shouldn't be a problem, as you've also got to go to Cott.

PM me if you're interested, and who else will be coming?

TourFit
22nd October 2012, 08:11 PM
Veefore!

Erm...yep. Just read Shadesy's post again. My mistake, I was OBVIOUSLY referring to Hansel, The Beautiful One.

Move along now.

Marto65
22nd October 2012, 08:12 PM
Fit. That sounds awesome. That would fit in perfectly. Cheers.

simmsy
22nd October 2012, 08:14 PM
put a disclaimer in Marto, after 3 days of Fits stories you may not want a 4th.


just sayin.....

TourFit
22nd October 2012, 08:16 PM
Was gonna invite you too, old man.

Nevermind! :lol:

Marto65
22nd October 2012, 08:17 PM
put a disclaimer in Marto, after 3 days of Fits stories you may not want a 4th.

just sayin.....

Yeah, but it will take more than two rounds to tell him all my boring stories too.

Dotty
22nd October 2012, 08:27 PM
I can hear their conversation now ...

Fit: I got these JDM shafts on Tuesday, but they were reverse taper.
Marto: I'd leave Hasler out of the team of the century, put Menzies at lock
Fit: But there are some adapters available online
Marto: And Krilich over Fred Jones, because he can kick goals

catch22
22nd October 2012, 09:52 PM
Thanks Bergsey

Handicap Update.

Veefore is off 9...Is that Correct?
Hey mate,
Handicap update - I'm off 16 now, heard the average handicap is 17 so now i'm "better than average"?

Veefore
22nd October 2012, 10:05 PM
Thanks Bergsey

Handicap Update.

20020

Veefore is off 9...Is that Correct?

Yes. 9. (8.7 if you want to be precise).


If that is the case then he is the $3 hamburgler!

What are you talking about? The way I'm playing lately even the 12 would be tough for me to play to.

Marto65
23rd October 2012, 07:47 AM
Last 3 Putt in each group is Hissing Sid? ...

This means they are the waiter for the night ... "Hey Sid ... grab me a beer please" ..

We used to play this on trips away ... it was great ... until you were Sid.

One guy asked how he could get rid of the Sid once .... there was a dartboard nearby .... we told him if he threw a 180 he could get rid of it. He threw one .... after only 9 attempts.

Moral of the story .... dont play darts with Poms.

You can negotiate your way out of the Sid too .... 2 or 3 shouts should do it ....

Ashes
23rd October 2012, 08:08 AM
I don't like it. I'm sure Yoss would share that sentiment if he were here.. :)

simmsy
23rd October 2012, 08:19 AM
How do u reckon im travelling then,
Ive got Jack, JC, DC68 on saturday. Their combined hc is half my hc!

Marto65
23rd October 2012, 08:26 AM
Soft.

Simmsy ... by all rights, those guys will hit more greens than you too .... more chances to 3 jag.

Ashes
23rd October 2012, 08:41 AM
Simmsy ... by all rights, those guys will hit more greens than you too .... more chances to 3 jag.

No comment.

Shadesy
23rd October 2012, 08:43 AM
Like it Marto... I'm sure my Saturday group would be up for it.

Ashes
23rd October 2012, 08:47 AM
I'm sure my group will be up for it both days; I 3 jack every second hole..

hocko
23rd October 2012, 09:12 AM
I lose!

tommyg
23rd October 2012, 09:47 AM
...so who's bringing the poker set? Was that yours last year canuck?

I assume friday night is poker night? Followed by mini-golf in Nuffies fantasy-land?

LeftyHoges
23rd October 2012, 09:53 AM
...so who's bringing the poker set? Was that yours last year canuck?

I assume friday night is poker night? Followed by mini-golf in Nuffies fantasy-land?

Careful boys, you're taking on the current, back-to-back Ozgolf poker champ. ;-)

Shadesy
23rd October 2012, 09:59 AM
...so who's bringing the poker set? Was that yours last year canuck?

I assume friday night is poker night? Followed by mini-golf in Nuffies fantasy-land?

Nuffie has been quiet on this, I have challenged him to out do himself.

TourFit
23rd October 2012, 10:16 AM
If he brings down more fluffy toys, then I reckon we should stake him out over a bullant nest wearing only his jocks

Jeffo1123
23rd October 2012, 10:18 AM
If he brings down more fluffy toys, then I reckon we should stake him out over a bullant nest wearing only his jocks I'm excited for Friday... But this... This excites me more...

tommyg
23rd October 2012, 10:21 AM
Really jeffo? Nuffie has the physique of month old roadkill. This would not be a spectator sport.

idgolfguy
23rd October 2012, 10:22 AM
Not fluffy toys, Mascots!

tommyg
23rd October 2012, 10:27 AM
You're my mascot ID.

rubin
23rd October 2012, 10:28 AM
...so who's bringing the poker set? Was that yours last year canuck?

I assume friday night is poker night? Followed by mini-golf in Nuffies fantasy-land?

Poker set was mine - and its already packed in the boot of the car for the trip. Its more important than the crubs.

Only issue, i wont be down till saturday. :P

Shadesy
23rd October 2012, 10:34 AM
Really jeffo? Nuffie has the physique of month old roadkill. This would not be a spectator sport.

Awesome Tommy

Good to See you have started to Fire up for your Title defence.

PLEEEAAASSEEE Remember the Cup.

Cosmopolite
23rd October 2012, 11:18 AM
At least Daz isn't here to play poker this year.

Johnny Canuck
23rd October 2012, 12:00 PM
I think we combined two sets last year. I will bring mine. Not sure of the conditions of the decks. Might pay to have a few people bring back ups.

MegaWatty
23rd October 2012, 12:31 PM
Copags. Buy some!

shavey
23rd October 2012, 09:30 PM
Safe travels boys and may you enjoy an awesome weekend of WA A$$ kicking!

Johnny Canuck
23rd October 2012, 09:35 PM
Cheers Shavey.

idgolfguy
23rd October 2012, 09:48 PM
Having dinner at Tony Roma's with Catch22 right now. Anyone want to join us? Still waiting for a table.

hocko
23rd October 2012, 09:55 PM
I'm sure my group will be up for it both days; I 3 jack every second hole..
Yep, Sunday group will be keen!

Ashes
23rd October 2012, 09:59 PM
Fine, i'm in. I hope watching someone self destruct on the course doesn't put you off your game Hocko!

Pieface
23rd October 2012, 10:07 PM
Hocko has played a round with the 'face. He'll be fine Ashes!

rubin
23rd October 2012, 10:08 PM
Fine, i'm in. I hope watching someone self destruct on the course doesn't put you off your game Hocko!

Thats normally hocko.

hocko
23rd October 2012, 10:10 PM
Thats normally hocko.
F**k me dead, are you finished yet!

rubin
23rd October 2012, 10:11 PM
F**k me dead, are you finished yet!

Yep. Done now. :D

tommyg
23rd October 2012, 10:31 PM
Awesome Tommy

Good to See you have started to Fire up for your Title defence.

PLEEEAAASSEEE Remember the Cup.

That reminds me. I'd better get it engraved from last year eh?

Nuffie
23rd October 2012, 11:09 PM
Really jeffo? Nuffie has the physique of month old roadkill. This would not be a spectator sport.Might have the physique of roadkill but when it comes to ozgolf events, on the biggest of golfing stages, those ants are gonna need to do months of chewing if they are to have any hope of getting through this little piece of iron.

rubin
23rd October 2012, 11:11 PM
Might have the physique of roadkill but when it comes to ozgolf events, on the biggest of golfing stages, those ants are gonna need to do months of chewing if they are to have any hope of getting through this little piece of iron.

ummmmmmm


WTF?

MegaWatty
23rd October 2012, 11:25 PM
Having dinner at Tony Roma's with Catch22 right now. Anyone want to join us? Still waiting for a table. Damn. Was in the city as well for training. Great ribs!

idgolfguy
24th October 2012, 12:01 AM
Damn. Was in the city as well for training. Great ribs!
Shame, would have been good to catch up.

Ashes
24th October 2012, 09:36 AM
Can't wait for Saturday, getting bloody excited now!!

What time are you all meeting at Busselton GC?

TourFit
24th October 2012, 09:59 AM
Daz, is that you?

If so, 12.30, and it's Capel not Busso!

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 10:00 AM
I realise the mistake I made at Pelican Waters this year. I went in massively under-prepared.

So you're all ****ed now! I've made up my course guides, done my research, studied every hole. That should guarantee me at least 30 points every day, right?

Ashes
24th October 2012, 10:00 AM
Daz, is that you?

If so, 12.30, and it's Capel not Busso!

Wtf?

sms316
24th October 2012, 10:02 AM
I realise the mistake I made at Pelican Waters this year. I went in massively under-prepared.So you're all ****ed now! I've made up my course guides, done my research, studied every hole. That should guarantee me at least 30 points every day, right? Good idea LeftyP.

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 10:05 AM
Good idea LeftyP.

He was the inspiration... :lol:

Ashes
24th October 2012, 10:07 AM
I realise the mistake I made at Pelican Waters this year. I went in massively under-prepared.

So you're all ****ed now! I've made up my course guides, done my research, studied every hole. That should guarantee me at least 30 points every day, right?

Paralysis by analsysis?

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 10:19 AM
Paralysis by analsysis?

Never studied the guides this hard before so could well happen.

We'll see in about 100 hours.

Shadesy
24th October 2012, 10:26 AM
Never studied the guides this hard before so could well happen.

We'll see in about 100 hours.

Have you Studied the KB Guide on here Lefty?

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 10:28 AM
Have you Studied the KB Guide on here Lefty?

Where's that?

More info, yay!!!

rubin
24th October 2012, 10:38 AM
Where's that?

More info, yay!!!

WA Courses thread. theres about 10k posts to read, ith 9.5k posts on KB alone.

Shadesy
24th October 2012, 10:40 AM
Read from Here Lefty. If you can read the 5 pages, then you are very Committed to winning this thing.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/11653-WA-Golf-Courses?p=636473&viewfull=1#post636473

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 10:40 AM
WA Courses thread. theres about 10k posts to read, ith 9.5k posts on KB alone.

Ahh crap. I don't have that much time. Can you break it down for me? :lol:

Are any of the 9.5k posts worth reading?

sms316
24th October 2012, 10:42 AM
Where's that?

More info, yay!!!
Glad you asked, because you have no chance of finding it amongst the WAnker flogathon.

Johnny Canuck
24th October 2012, 10:43 AM
Bring your own sock.

Shadesy
24th October 2012, 10:47 AM
Page 137 Lefty

rubin
24th October 2012, 10:50 AM
Ahh crap. I don't have that much time. Can you break it down for me? :lol:

Are any of the 9.5k posts worth reading?

Yep - thats easy.

Step 1) I'll tee of before you - and go wherever i don't.

Step 2) Repeat step 1.

Step 3) Putt the ball into the hole.

TourFit
24th October 2012, 10:58 AM
Excellent work Rubes'!

Best course guide EVER.

Shadesy
24th October 2012, 11:00 AM
I lol'ed Rubes

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 11:08 AM
Read from Here Lefty. If you can read the 5 pages, then you are very Committed to winning this thing.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/11653-WA-Golf-Courses?p=636473&viewfull=1#post636473

Think I got it all into a word document. Will have some reading to do on the plane (and then wash it all away with the beer tomorrow night).

TourFit
24th October 2012, 11:21 AM
You guys are SO gonna bring down the usual seriousness & quality of our Champs!

Anyone would think that we are just a bunch of drunken YOBS, gettin' pissed and playin' golf :roll:

Pieface
24th October 2012, 11:33 AM
Hope all the WAnkers have packed protection for dealing with the YEasties!

TourFit
24th October 2012, 11:37 AM
20056

This is better when dealing with arseholes!!!

Nuffie
24th October 2012, 12:41 PM
I realise the mistake I made at Pelican Waters this year. I went in massively under-prepared.

So you're all ****ed now! I've made up my course guides, done my research, studied every hole. That should guarantee me at least 30 points every day, right?
Will all the preparation Lefty... prepare you for our 'WAnkers Wind' that likes to blow up from the sea in the afternoons and swirl round all over the shop?

Every year I think I'm ready to combat this... even when it's conquered once, it bites on the a$$ the next time round when you think you have it beat :evil:.

LeftyHoges
24th October 2012, 01:35 PM
Will all the preparation Lefty... prepare you for our 'WAnkers Wind' that likes to blow up from the sea in the afternoons and swirl round all over the shop?

Every year I think I'm ready to combat this... even when it's conquered once, it bites on the a$$ the next time round when you think you have it beat :evil:.

Well I was club champion of Port Fairy in '09 (a classic links course) so that means I can 'potentially' play on a windy course.

So, yeah, I'm still screwed! :roll:

Cosmopolite
24th October 2012, 05:27 PM
There are no carts left at Busselton for sat round. Got to walk

dc68
24th October 2012, 05:44 PM
Urrrrrrgh

Ashes
24th October 2012, 06:00 PM
Odds for the blow ins have just blown out.

dc68
24th October 2012, 06:02 PM
Odds for the blow ins have just blown out.


I'll make it. I have been walking 5klms 5 out of 7 days for the last 6 weeks so there is no question of that.

I just prefer the cart so I can drink more piss.

Ashes
24th October 2012, 06:06 PM
I'll make it. I have been walking 5klms 5 out of 7 days for the last 6 weeks so there is no question of that.

I just prefer the cart so I can drink more piss.

You're going to win this thing by miles sinking piss throughout your round? Full respect.

sms316
24th October 2012, 06:36 PM
You're going to win this thing by miles sinking piss throughout your round? Full respect. That's been his MO for years. My welcome to the Qld champs was playing with DC at Palm Meadows and he drank 12 Jimmy cans.

dc68
24th October 2012, 06:44 PM
That's been his MO for years. My welcome to the Qld champs was playing with DC at Palm Meadows and he drank 12 Jimmy cans.

What about the bottle you knocked off with 4 or 5 600ml cokes!!!!


Don't be pointing fingers not so fat man!!!!

sms316
24th October 2012, 07:11 PM
What about the bottle you knocked off with 4 or 5 600ml cokes!!!! Don't be pointing fingers not so fat man!!!! I can't have been too bad. I did eagle 18.

hocko
24th October 2012, 07:30 PM
I'll make it. I have been walking 5klms 5 out of 7 days for the last 6 weeks so there is no question of that.

I just prefer the cart so I can drink more piss.
Canuck has a couple or three on the back nine if the front nine has been a burner!
Just to relax of course.

hocko
24th October 2012, 07:31 PM
I'll make it. I have been walking for 58 years so there is no question of that.

I just prefer the cart so I can drink more piss.
Fixed.

dc68
24th October 2012, 08:35 PM
Some days it feels like it....

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 06:52 AM
In the car on the way to Jacks. The weekend has officially started for me!

hocko
25th October 2012, 07:43 AM
Woohoo!

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 07:45 AM
Travel safe guys.

Especially to Bunno, WA drivers either go 60
Or 160, and are the worst.

simmsy
25th October 2012, 07:50 AM
U r Miss Daisy

simmsy
25th October 2012, 07:51 AM
Have a great trip guys. Enjoy it as once ur here it's gonna be 3 days of defeat for u.

sms316
25th October 2012, 07:52 AM
I'm half cut already. Traveling with dc is dangerous.

Ned
25th October 2012, 07:52 AM
The Bourbon Brothers have started at Brisbane airport with Captain Cappuccino in support!

sms316
25th October 2012, 07:57 AM
Just had a quick view of our baggage handlers. They look like adults so it appears that jarro is nowhere near our clubs. Sweet.

Ned
25th October 2012, 07:59 AM
Just had a quick view of our baggage handlers. They look like adults so it appears that jarro is nowhere near our clubs. Sweet.

Short arses are the ones in the luggage compartment so you wouldn't be able to see him anyway.

Jarro
25th October 2012, 08:02 AM
Just had a quick view of our baggage handlers. They look like adults so it appears that jarro is nowhere near our clubs. Sweet.

Open your bags with care.

Enjoy !!!

mike
25th October 2012, 09:08 AM
Golf with the WAnkers and coffee at Lowdown. I am so damn jealous. Have fun people. Tell adlo I said hi.

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 09:39 AM
PUMPED

Is it silly even with Cold and Flu Tabs and a stinking Cold, I got no sleep last night, and I still have tonight to go!!!!

Last Minute Reminders Team:

1. Please Bring your Golflink Card for Busselton. It is a Club Comp.

2. Bring Money for Green Fees
- Bunbury $22.50
- Binningup $15
- Busselton $22.50 Plus Comp fee $6
- Links Kennedy Bay - $30

3. Have a Great Time and Travel Safe.

See you down there

MegaWatty
25th October 2012, 09:40 AM
Get on it.

TourFit
25th October 2012, 09:58 AM
PUMPED

Is it silly even with Cold and Flu Tabs and a stinking Cold, I got no sleep last night, and I still have tonight to go!!!!

Last Minute Reminders Team:

1. Please Bring your Golflink Card for Busselton. It is a Club Comp.

2. Bring Money for Green Fees
- Bunbury $22.50
- Binningup $15
- Busselton $22.50 Plus Comp fee $6
- Links Kennedy Bay - $30

3. Have a Great Time and Travel Safe.

See you down there

And for those who owe ME money, I'll be sending a 'reminder' SMS (gentle, of course) sometime today with the amounts. You know who you are :wink: Please give it to me at Champs first thing, as it's my ENTIRE $$$ stash for the weekend!!!

Cheers guys.

Can't wait. Just one more sleep.

(Rubes, do you have that warming KY ?)

Jarro
25th October 2012, 10:01 AM
Beware the pie-eaters ..... they're almost there !!

TourFit
25th October 2012, 10:03 AM
Did you get the silver Ogio travel case...the one with the free beer in it for you?

Jeffo1123
25th October 2012, 10:05 AM
I know it's been mentioned before, but are we playing Stableford for the champs or stroke?

Jarro
25th October 2012, 10:07 AM
Did you get the silver Ogio travel case...the one with the free beer in it for you?

Negatory :(

TourFit
25th October 2012, 10:07 AM
Stableford.

TourFit
25th October 2012, 10:08 AM
Did you get the silver Ogio travel case...the one with the free beer in it for you?


Negatory :(

sigh...[-(

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 10:23 AM
Please notice Slight Change in Tee Times.

Handicaps Updated as well.

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 11:18 AM
At virgin check-in. 75 minutes before flight leaves. Judging by the size of the queue we may miss our flight!

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 11:21 AM
At virgin check-in. 75 minutes before flight leaves. Judging by the size of the queue we may miss our flight!

Push in! Priority as flight is leaving!!

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 11:31 AM
****GOLF CARTS****

WAnkers - There are no carts available at Busselton and Bunbury and KB are in short supply.

some of our Yeasties may need push carts at times so if anyone has a spare one floating around it may pay to bring them down.

Webster
25th October 2012, 11:46 AM
All good now at Melb Airport. Hoovered down a couple of $1 cheeseburgers at Maccas. Perfect fuel for the big weekend.

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 11:55 AM
****GOLF CARTS****

WAnkers - There are no carts available at Busselton and Bunbury and KB are in short supply.

some of our Yeasties may need push carts at times so if anyone has a spare one floating around it may pay to bring them down.
I can confirm that sadly there are no carts left for Sunday. I rang earlier in the week and haven't figured out how to break the news to DC yet... :-(

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 12:06 PM
Carts are not needed at KB, especially on blacks tees. Trust me.

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 12:10 PM
Carts are not needed at KB, especially on blacks tees. Trust me.

yes but the yeasties wont be bringing buggies with them. unless they carry their bags they will need pushcarts

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 12:11 PM
yes but the yeasties wont be bringing buggies with them. unless they carry their bags they will need pushcarts

KB has plenty I used on Saturday when I smashed the wheel off mine. I have a spare I will bring as well.

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 12:11 PM
And they also hire them for $5.

LeftyHoges
25th October 2012, 12:12 PM
I have a spare I will bring as well.

Dibs!

My stand bag rarely fits well on those other carts.

Webster
25th October 2012, 12:14 PM
Stop panicking people, we will all survive.

Of more concern is the large amount of retards in the boarding lounge of our flight. What are the odds that Lefty or I ended with one of these window lickers wedged either side of us for four long hours?

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 12:15 PM
i have booked a cart at Bunbury and KB so mine will be available then.

dont forget Binny doesnt have any

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 12:23 PM
I'll carry and someone can use my Clicgear.

rubin
25th October 2012, 12:25 PM
I'll carry and someone can use my Clicgear.

I'm bringing both my cart and carry bags.

I plan on carrying on sunday, so i'll have a clicgear spare as well if anyone wants to use it.

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 12:28 PM
i am sure the clubs will have pushcarts for hire but there will not be any at Binny

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 12:29 PM
I'll carry and someone can use my Clicgear. Dibs.

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 12:31 PM
i am sure the clubs will have pushcarts for hire but there will not be any at Binny

Seriously Cosmo. It's a leisurely 9 holes in the arvo. It's not hard to walk surely?

I was going to carry at binny but I would have no place I hold my beer.

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 12:34 PM
Cossie, relax. About 1 person will be affected.

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 12:37 PM
Seriously Cosmo. It's a leisurely 9 holes in the arvo. It's not hard to walk surely?

I was going to carry at binny but I would have no place I hold my beer.

not a problem for me, I will have my smoothy. I posted this with the Yeasties in mind as some of them may not want to carry their bags.

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 12:38 PM
Dibs.
Bring your own!

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 12:39 PM
Cossie, relax. About 1 person will be affected.

as I said, not a problem for me but some of the yeasties may not be aware of this (they may think it is like the eastern states resort courses like Pelican Waters)

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 12:46 PM
Bring your own! Hey, it was there. Discrimination based on where I am from.

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 12:48 PM
Hey, it was there. Discrimination based on where I am from.
You can take the man out of the jungle...

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 12:53 PM
But you can't make it drink?

Ashes
25th October 2012, 12:54 PM
You can take the man out of the jungle...

You're very liberal with use of the term 'man' id!

dc68
25th October 2012, 01:36 PM
We are here!!!!

idgolfguy
25th October 2012, 01:38 PM
Just parking

TourFit
25th October 2012, 01:39 PM
Oh crap...I may be oot !!! NO F**KIN' WAY.

I've just had a drill bit snap while step drilling out a broken shaft in a hosel. It has gouged DEEP into the fleshy part of my left index finger between top & middle knuckle. I'm just trying to stop the bleeding at the moment before I assess how bad the damage is. It can't or won't be stitched because it is not a gash, but the rotating drill bit has made a nice little chunky mess (from what I can see). And it hurts like a bitch, too. Not good.

I DON'T F**KIN' BELIEVE THIS!

sms316
25th October 2012, 01:40 PM
The Easties have landed.

simmsy
25th October 2012, 01:42 PM
All this going on fit and your first course of action is to post about it.

Maybe you should get back to the job u are meant to be working on instead of on here.

hocko
25th October 2012, 01:45 PM
The Easties have landed.
Welcome to sunny WA boys.
Have a Phat time!

simmsy
25th October 2012, 01:46 PM
Welcome Easties. Enjoy today. Tomorrow will be hell.

TourFit
25th October 2012, 01:47 PM
All this going on fit and your first course of action is to post about it.

Maybe you should get back to the job u are meant to be working on instead of on here.

Sorry dad!

Can't continue the job at the moment.

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 01:47 PM
Fit that is going to cause a whole heap of issues
Hope it is ok.

Ashes
25th October 2012, 01:48 PM
The Easties have landed.

Welcome gents. How good is the weather looking for this weekend!


Oh crap...I may be oot !!! NO F**KIN' WAY.

I've just had a drill bit snap while step drilling out a broken shaft in a hosel. It has gouged DEEP into the fleshy part of my left index finger between top & middle knuckle. I'm just trying to stop the bleeding at the moment before I assess how bad the damage is. It can't or won't be stitched because it is not a gash, but the rotating drill bit has made a nice little chunky mess (from what I can see). And it hurts like a bitch, too. Not good.

I DON'T F**KIN' BELIEVE THIS!

Oh shit. Hope it's not too bad. Surely you'll be right to play if it's the top of the hand? On a lighter note, red matches in with the outfit you've chosen!

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 01:50 PM
Welcome yeasties.

Fit put some band aids on and take some drugs. Unless it is real bad then get to a doc

sms316
25th October 2012, 01:51 PM
Welcome gents. How good is the weather looking for this weekend? A bit chilly. Hopefully it warms up.

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 01:57 PM
A bit chilly. Hopefully it warms up.

You'll both be feeling the heat this time tomorrow coming down the stretch...

TourFit
25th October 2012, 02:13 PM
I'll be right. Throbbing has eased down and the pain in the finger is less, too. Bleeding stopped. Will take off band aids and wrap in a while and have a look.

More inconvenient than anything else.

GAME ON.

Jarro
25th October 2012, 02:18 PM
You're a trooper Tourfit !!

TourFit
25th October 2012, 02:19 PM
Fit that is going to cause a whole heap of issues
Hope it is ok.

Sorry to (potentially) stuff you around :roll:

Trust me...I am DISAPPOINT!

Ashes
25th October 2012, 02:19 PM
A bit chilly. Hopefully it warms up.


You'll both be feeling the heat this time tomorrow coming down the stretch...

Did that blow your mind SMS? That just happened!



I'll be right. Throbbing has eased down and the pain in the finger is less, too. Bleeding stopped. Will take off band aids and wrap in a while and have a look.

More inconvenient than anything else.

GAME ON.

Good news.

That's how tough these WAnkers are; the blow ins don't stand a chance.

Johnny Canuck
25th October 2012, 02:21 PM
Yoss, be ready.

Cosmopolite
25th October 2012, 02:31 PM
loading up the car now.

Bunvegas here we come!

TourFit
25th October 2012, 02:33 PM
I was hoping get in some quality drilling tonight, before I left for three days. Didn't realise I'd end up drilling myself, but given my missus, I should hardly be surprised :lol:

TourFit
25th October 2012, 02:34 PM
Yoss, be ready.

I'm not THAT hurt.

Shadesy
25th October 2012, 02:55 PM
Good to hear Tourbit

Dotty
25th October 2012, 03:33 PM
We are here!!!!
How tough is DC?

He can snap a drill bit, just by being in the same time zone.

Ned
25th October 2012, 05:10 PM
mmmmmm..................

Lobsta
25th October 2012, 06:35 PM
Oh crap...I may be oot !!! NO F**KIN' WAY.

I've just had a drill bit snap while step drilling out a broken shaft in a hosel. It has gouged DEEP into the fleshy part of my left index finger between top & middle knuckle. I'm just trying to stop the bleeding at the moment before I assess how bad the damage is. It can't or won't be stitched because it is not a gash, but the rotating drill bit has made a nice little chunky mess (from what I can see). And it hurts like a bitch, too. Not good.

I DON'T F**KIN' BELIEVE THIS!

What thought process led to posting on the forum being the first thing you did after this?

TourFit
25th October 2012, 10:42 PM
It wasn't. I flushed it out in running water for about 5 mins or so (graphite fibres are bad news!)...then I compressed with some paper towel, while gettin a couple of bandaids and a wrap finger bandage.

I sat down, kept movement to a minimum with my hand elevated a bit and had a cup of tea while waiting for the blood flow/throbbing to ease and got bored! So I posted. I was a little worried about missing Champs at that point and didn't want to inconvenience all the brilliant organisation that's gone on. So I gave an early heads up of what may happen.

Turns out 'it's just a flesh wound'! Nowhere near as bad as I thought it was going to be. (PHEW)

simmsy
25th October 2012, 10:57 PM
Good news fit.
Cya in the morn

tommyg
25th October 2012, 11:00 PM
Its not your burger hand is it?

Marto65
25th October 2012, 11:02 PM
We have concrete pills here if you need them fit.

Veefore
25th October 2012, 11:32 PM
Oh crap...I may be oot !!! NO F**KIN' WAY.

I've just had a drill bit snap while step drilling out a broken shaft in a hosel. It has gouged DEEP into the fleshy part of my left index finger between top & middle knuckle. I'm just trying to stop the bleeding at the moment before I assess how bad the damage is. It can't or won't be stitched because it is not a gash, but the rotating drill bit has made a nice little chunky mess (from what I can see). And it hurts like a bitch, too. Not good.

I DON'T F**KIN' BELIEVE THIS!

Superglue. If it's cut and you can push the skin back together a couple of drops of superglue will hold it together nicely. The liquid, in the "liquid paper" like bottle is the best. The superglue in tubes can be a little messy to apply.

Golfnut
25th October 2012, 11:35 PM
There you go 'Fit, head into work and seal it up with some of your epoxy.....should last 'til the 5th hole ;)

Nuffie
25th October 2012, 11:36 PM
Pumped for this weekend, packing as we speak. Hope the hand is ok Fit.

AND all remember tomorrow... it's Snake season...

simmsy
26th October 2012, 12:06 AM
There you go 'Fit, head into work and seal it up with some of your epoxy.....should last 'til the 5th hole ;)

Fit would skimp on the glue and his hand would split apart at the 3rd swing.

simmsy
26th October 2012, 12:06 AM
Superglue. If it's cut and you can push the skin back together a couple of drops of superglue will hold it together nicely. The liquid, in the "liquid paper" like bottle is the best. The superglue in tubes can be a little messy to apply.

Told fit this earlier. He didnt believe me.

Johnny Canuck
26th October 2012, 12:07 AM
Fit would skimp on the glue and his hand would split apart at the 3rd swing. Gold.

idgolfguy
26th October 2012, 12:11 AM
Supaglue is not toxic unless swallowed.

Veefore
26th October 2012, 12:40 AM
Supaglue is not toxic unless swallowed.

I use it all the time on my hands. In winter my skin dries out and starts to crack. Then any decent work in the shed sees me bleeding fairly easily. Superglue is the only thing that has consistently worked for me.
They do also use it in hospital emergency rooms, though they pay MUCH more for their "sterile medical use" superglue.

Marto65
26th October 2012, 06:47 AM
Any stigmata, Tourjesus?

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:50 AM
http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2010/04/06/JESUS_CRUCIFIXION-IA002570-430500.JPG

dc68
26th October 2012, 06:50 AM
Nailed it....

sms316
26th October 2012, 06:52 AM
It's ok. History is littered with guys who have come back from this type of injury.

Webster
26th October 2012, 06:55 AM
It's ok. History is littered with guys who have come back from this type of injury.

Terrible way to spend your Easter though.

mike
26th October 2012, 10:19 AM
Terrible way to spend your Easter though. Jack. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Lobsta
26th October 2012, 03:37 PM
Supaglue is not toxic unless swallowed.

It's not a fantastic substitute for lubricant either.

Webster
27th October 2012, 10:33 AM
Righto, I'm feeling incredibly fresh after a good nights sleep, a Macca's brekky and a massive dump.

How many points do I need to win this thing? 80? 78? 76?

Marto65
27th October 2012, 11:09 AM
Whatever DC68 has..

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 03:28 PM
3 points through 5 holes. I know who's got the NAGA belt tomorrow.

sms316
27th October 2012, 03:30 PM
These greens remind me of Pelican Waters - except they are pure and stimping at about 13. So good.

kev
27th October 2012, 03:31 PM
3 points through 5 holes. I know who's got the NAGA belt tomorrow.

You really don't want to have to answer to Bruce on that one...

haysey
27th October 2012, 03:39 PM
3 points through 5 holes. I know who's got the NAGA belt tomorrow.

Solarman?

hocko
27th October 2012, 03:39 PM
Nuffie carving it up ATM

Ned
27th October 2012, 03:40 PM
Noice helicopter LH!

Pieface
27th October 2012, 03:50 PM
Quality stuff lefty!

Go nuffie!!!

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 03:58 PM
My mistake. 4 points through 5. And now 6 points. Look out.

Down 1 crub though.

rubin
27th October 2012, 04:01 PM
Rubin 18 points on the front

Vic with 19 on the front.

Both of us leaving shots out there.

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 04:13 PM
My mistake. 4 points through 5. And now 6 points. Look out.

Down 1 crub though.

And now 8 points. With a shot on 18. May hit double digits for the 9.

sms316
27th October 2012, 04:14 PM
Hocko 15
SMS 16
Nuffie 17
Veeman 13

Thru 9

hocko
27th October 2012, 04:21 PM
Good work boys, keep it in WA

kev
27th October 2012, 04:35 PM
My mistake. 4 points through 5. And now 6 points. Look out.

Down 1 crub though.

This is becoming a habit.

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 04:38 PM
This is becoming a habit.
Becoming???

Marto65
27th October 2012, 04:40 PM
Catch 22 had 17

Fit had 17

Marto 15

Zeus 13.

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 05:17 PM
I need a hug... :-(

Lobsta
27th October 2012, 05:54 PM
I need a hug... :-(

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/27/a3ahu6e6.jpg

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 05:55 PM
After starting what looked to be a very promising comeback lefty 4 jacks 5 from 10 feet, and loses a ball on 6.

NAGA confirmed.

Lobsta
27th October 2012, 05:57 PM
After starting what looked to be a very promising comeback lefty loses a ball on 6.

Armstrong style?

sms316
27th October 2012, 06:15 PM
Hocko

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/5071A97A-89B2-44B2-8AEE-BA9BBA097789-2621-000001A2ECB89F85.jpg

Nuffie

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/DA48194A-9D12-4326-8B9E-8361502E50E1-2621-000001A2D3D73B6B.jpg

Veefore

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/2BA08B21-5B4C-4473-9874-B916D0578F9C-2621-000001A2DF7B2172.jpg

WBennett
27th October 2012, 06:40 PM
Lefty - he's the bloke who always makes the cut but sucks balls come Saturday and Sunday to tie for 38th

sms316
27th October 2012, 06:45 PM
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/B175747B-DF35-429B-A82E-051EC9C62BC0-2621-000001A5494FE3CF.jpg

mudrat
27th October 2012, 06:47 PM
Hello!!!!!!!

Webster
27th October 2012, 06:49 PM
Wow, who are those tasty vixens?

sms316
27th October 2012, 06:56 PM
Just some locals.

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 07:02 PM
Lefty - he's the bloke who always makes the cut but sucks balls come Saturday and Sunday to tie for 38th

That's probably enough for a tour pro to make a healthy living.

Don't really know if I've got enough of an Ozgolf champs history to be making claims like that Benno. Plus a T9th at my inaugural champs this year was nothing to sneeze at. Plus the event ain't over yet, there's always tomorrow. I'm only 14 behind. :-)

sms316
27th October 2012, 07:03 PM
Lefty started off slowly today and fell away from there.

rubin
27th October 2012, 07:05 PM
Just some locals.

Not that local

sms316
27th October 2012, 07:08 PM
Not that local More local than some of us.

sms316
27th October 2012, 07:20 PM
I apologise for the lack of focus, but who knows what IDG and Cosmo were up to in the goonga?http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/7F22E517-89AE-48BC-B79E-7B06979A1B4D-2621-000001ABF8D51895.jpg

Johnny Canuck
27th October 2012, 07:34 PM
I apologise for the lack of focus, but who knows what IDG and Cosmo were up to in the goonga?http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/7F22E517-89AE-48BC-B79E-7B06979A1B4D-2621-000001ABF8D51895.jpg

Like a sunrise, Rhonda.

sms316
27th October 2012, 07:35 PM
Quality.

AndyP
27th October 2012, 07:36 PM
Is there a scores thread? If not, why not?

dc68
27th October 2012, 07:42 PM
Lefty is Satdee Naga.

dc68
27th October 2012, 07:43 PM
Jack the Muss = leader.

hocko
27th October 2012, 07:54 PM
There is about 4 shots between about 20 players

AndyP
27th October 2012, 07:56 PM
And dc is how far back?

sms316
27th October 2012, 07:58 PM
And dc is how far back? 12 back. Still favourite.

WBennett
27th October 2012, 07:59 PM
That's probably enough for a tour pro to make a healthy living.

Don't really know if I've got enough of an Ozgolf champs history to be making claims like that Benno. Plus a T9th at my inaugural champs this year was nothing to sneeze at. Plus the event ain't over yet, there's always tomorrow. I'm only 14 behind. :-)

Lefty
You are forgiven for more photos of the vixens (or any randoms you run in to).

hocko
27th October 2012, 08:08 PM
20139
At the range this morning.

AndyP
27th October 2012, 08:16 PM
12 back. Still favourite.Thanks. I'll update the facebook status.

Iain
27th October 2012, 08:24 PM
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/B175747B-DF35-429B-A82E-051EC9C62BC0-2621-000001A5494FE3CF.jpg Do they know their photo got put up on an Internet site?

sms316
27th October 2012, 08:25 PM
Do they know their photo got put up on an Internet site? The brother of the one on the left of screen knows.

kingslayer33
27th October 2012, 08:56 PM
Did Rubin bring the infamous sister as his date Shaun?

Zeusgolf
27th October 2012, 09:04 PM
Tour x Hocko love child

LeftyHoges
27th October 2012, 09:05 PM
Pink belt. Seriously? I don't have a hat to match that.

Ned
27th October 2012, 09:17 PM
Simmsy has one for you.......

sms316
27th October 2012, 09:28 PM
Mega, the pizza tonight is not disappoint. You are still the #1 mod in my eyes.

rubin
27th October 2012, 09:30 PM
Mega, the pizza tonight is not disappoint. You are still the #1 mod in my eyes.

+1

MegaWatty
27th October 2012, 09:35 PM
Enjoy everyone. Wish I was there.

Johnny Canuck
27th October 2012, 09:38 PM
You are in spirit. You are also 2 points ahead of DC going into Sunday.

MegaWatty
27th October 2012, 09:38 PM
Go me!

sms316
27th October 2012, 09:39 PM
Go me! DC will still smash you.

sms316
27th October 2012, 09:54 PM
The NAGA belt has been passed on to Lefty. It brings out his eyes.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/1392CC4D-8EE3-47F0-8BCC-8A057D30392F-3216-000001CA7A159789.jpg

TheNuclearOne
27th October 2012, 10:00 PM
You are in spirit. You are also 2 points ahead of DC going into Sunday.

I'm expecting BIG things of you tomorrow Canuck!

Zeusgolf
27th October 2012, 10:02 PM
+1

+2

love "you're" work

Shadesy
27th October 2012, 10:49 PM
Is there a scores thread? If not, why not?

35 - Jack, idgolfguy
34 - Tommy G, Ashes
33 - Tourfit
32 - Shadesy, Camo, Catch22,
31 - Hocko, SMS316, Johnny Canuck, simmsy
30 - Nuffie, Rubin, Zuesgolf, Marto65
29 - Cosmo
28 - Yossarian (ineligible banned), Grumpy, Veeman, Veefore
26 - NK, Jeffo1123
25 - Bergsey
23 - dc68, Golfnut
21 - Leftyhhoges

simmsy
28th October 2012, 07:15 AM
Well day 2 is upon us.

I'm excite!

Who will handle the pressure at the top of the leader board between 3jack and pygmypunch express.

Or will shades come up from the rear as we all expect him to do on his home track.

Good luck boys.

Jarro
28th October 2012, 07:40 AM
Who spiked DC's drinks ???

simmsy
28th October 2012, 07:43 AM
Rumour is TommyG the defending champion was a complete train wreck last night.
It was this form that bought him home strong last year.
Watch out for the goat herder to come home strong today.

Pieface
28th October 2012, 08:13 AM
Go jack!

hocko
28th October 2012, 08:49 AM
Go hocko!