The Ozgolf chill out and group hug room.

[Webster]

Feeling a little anxious about something your read on the forum? Need a little time to calm down before you post something you might regret?

Then this is the place for you. Soft music, neutral decor and fresh flowers will help you feel at ease.

I'll be here till about 9 if you need a hug and a sympathetic ear/shoulder to cry on (SMS will take over from from 9-12)

Peace.

[Captain Nemo]

What shift is gcgolfer taking.....

[Webster]

No swearing in here thanks Titleist. I'll burn some nice lavender candles to settle you down.

[sms316]

sms is planning on being in bed between 9 and midnight. I'll hand my shift over to Blake.

[Marto65]

Best room ever. Nice piano music in the corner.

[PeteyD]

Is there any beer?

[Webster]

There's some unwooded chardonnay in the fridge Peter, help yourself.

We're going to read the first two chapters of Little Women when 69'er gets here soon.

[AndyP]

I need this place 24/7.

[PeteyD]

7 brides for 7 brothers on dvd?

[Webster]

I need this place 24/7.

Come in any time Andyp. We don't discriminate against the mods in here.

[Captain Nemo]

When are we watching the Sisterhood of the traveling pants....

[MegaWatty]

When's Jaybam due?

[Johnny Canuck]

Bong and a blintz?

[Bruce]

When the piano music CD finishes can we put on a little Sade?

I'll take the brie out of the fridge to get it up to room temp.

[Ferrins]

I'll send excelboy in here after I knee him in the nuts.

[Johnny Canuck]

When's Jaybam due? Probably got kicked out in the queue to get in.

[PeteyD]

Dunno, I heard that Sade is great for sealing the deal.

[AndyP]

Is that lavender that I can smell?

[MegaWatty]

Probably got kicked out in the queue to get in.

There's a queue? My name was on the door.

[Bruce]

Dunno, I heard that Sade is great for sealing the deal.

Only if you're a smooth operator.

[Ferrins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aifSjuyeE5M&feature=related

[markTHEblake]

sms is planning on being in bed between 9 and midnight. I'll hand my shift over to Blake.

I'll only hug real men though.

[shazza_rs]

I'll bring the hash.

[Webster]

Remember to leave your shoes at the door and put on your slippers. You'll feel much more comfortable.

I've ordered some herbal tea for Dave1 and the other non drinkers.

[golfbound]

it's amazing what voices in your head can do..... You have just created a room from them

[Captain Nemo]

Remember to leave your shoes at the door and put on your slippers. You'll feel much more comfortable.

I've ordered some herbal tea for Dave1 and the other non drinkers.

Chammomile for me please...

[Marto65]

Who wants a game of backgammon?

[AndyP]

Ooooo, OZgolf robes with usernames embroidered. Nice touch.

[MegaWatty]

Smoking jackets provided?

Forget the hash shit. Pass me the sheesha. Apple please.

[dc68]

Ahhhhhh the serenity.

[Ashes]

Love the apple sheesha :)

[sms316]

Smoking jackets provided? Forget the hash shit. Pass me the sheesha. Apple please. We don't use that sort of language in the chill out room. Give yourself a point for room disrespect.

[MegaWatty]

Oh dear.

Jack, can I have a warning please?

[Captain Nemo]

All this talk, I've just made myself a cuppa Chammomile, put on my snuggy and I'm set to watch wag nation on iQ.....:lol:

[Dotty]

I just found a tin marked 'Birdie Num Num'.

What's the worst that could happen?

[MegaWatty]

What colour Snuggie? Mine's green.

[Webster]

The first group hug will happen at 9pm sharp. Please be ready, wear soft clothing. Remember to smile with a positive aura.

Sleepless in Seattle will commence screening shortly thereafter (BYO blanket)

[Webster]

Oh dear.

Jack, can I have a warning please?

We don't pass judgment on others in here MW. It's enough for us to know that you know you have wronged and feel our pain.

[Captain Nemo]

What colour Snuggie? Mine's green.

Teal for me....

[AndyP]

"you've got mail" with Tom and Meg again at midnight please.

[Webster]

Teal for me....

The teal ones are next to the apricot ones.

[hocko]

I'll lounge in the red corner sofa.......with a beer.
You may have to wake me up at closing time.
Hey, theres a band we should have on at the chill out room.....Semisonic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

[Johnny Canuck]

I just found a tin marked 'Birdie Num Num'. What's the worst that could happen? Now that's a Party.

[Eldrick]

Is this the place I come to whinge about fluid retention and swollen ankles?

[dc68]

http://oi54.tinypic.com/hvdpur.jpg


I just got a toothache looking at this.

You should get a warning Rich.

[jaybam]

When's Jaybam due?

Im here and trying to figure out how to burn this crap down. Should have stayed at work if this is what i was coming home too.

[KristianJ]

Shall I bring my scrap booking and other assorted arts and crafts gear?

[PerryGroves]

I'm getting agitated, the non drinkers are boring me witless and I can't find the TAB

[Captain Nemo]

Bet on your phone like I'm doing.....:lol:

[Julie]

Classic thread.:) you guys make me laugh.:)

[BrisWesty]

Do we get to play off the red tees after this? ;-)

[Webster]

Im here and trying to figure out how to burn this crap down. Should have stayed at work if this is what i was coming home too.

Jaybam, we feel your pain. I know I speak for the others when I say you need time in here more than most.

Have you had breakfast yet? I'll gladly make you some pikelets and a cup of wam Milo to sooth your soul.

Kenny G will be coming in at about 10am to play some of his lovely melodies.

And for those interested, there will be a quilting class starting at noon. Be sure to bring your brightest yarns.

[KristianJ]

Fit won't be bringing that type of yarn.

[MegaWatty]

Doesn't look like fit will be bringing any type of yarn.

Jack, perhaps you could call him and discuss his troubles.

[Marto65]

Who is that over there holding hands and singing Kumbaya?

[Webster]

Marto, that would be Blakey and Dave1

[Courty]

Ooooo, OZgolf robes with usernames embroidered. Nice touch.

In orange, of course. ;)

[idgolfguy]

All this talk, I've just made myself a cuppa Chammomile, put on my snuggy and I'm set to watch wag nation on iQ.....:lol:Gingernut biscuits with that?

[Steve57]

Gingernut biscuits with that?

Teddy Bears!!

[live4golf]

Took me a while to find this place, good to see you all here...why are the rest of you not naked? - is it not THAT sort of room.

[Captain Nemo]

Gingernut biscuits with that?

I had 2 Scotch Fingers (Chocolate bottoms), dont want to ruin the figure....

[Captain Nemo]

Took me a while to find this place, good to see you all here...why are the rest of you not naked? - is it not THAT sort of room.

Get your kit back on PJ, your embarrassing the rest of us!@:lol:

[Dotty]

I've just watched last night's security footage. (I didn't realise Jaybam was a scouser.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhEJ00F1dyU&feature=related

[Peter]

You causing trouble again?

[Ferrins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=jaf6zF-FJBk



Would like to see sms take this off eating a pie.

[shavey]

Jack, this should get you honorary mod status for at least a few weeks. Truly enlightening stuff!

[sms316]

They'll be serving bourbon in this room free of charge after Wednesday night.

[shavey]

They'll be serving bourbon in this room free of charge after Wednesday night.

We shall see my friend, we shall see...

[ddasey]

Ok, who's eating Falafel....

[Dazza]

Time to bump the drunk thread I reckon.

[dave1]

In orange, of course. ;) Straight up orange!! :-) :-)Ricky Fowler can be our spiritual mascot

[Johnny Canuck]

I'll bring the hash. You up for a food run? I'm getting hungry.

[popper81]

Dave1 wants a $20 note and a credit card for some reason....

[AndyP]

Enya's Sail Away on endless repeat. Awesome!

[Goldy]

Kill me.

[mike]

My first visit here. Nice. Broncos got beat and I've had a couple of scotches. Chillin'.

What's that smell?

[AndyP]

The smell is sandalwood incense.

[mike]

Thought as much.

[Johnny Canuck]

Enya's Sail Away on endless repeat. Awesome! I prefer the Die Antwoord version.

[sms316]

Just got home and having a relaxing glass of port and some Mint Slice Pods. Doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Working it.

[Johnny Canuck]

I hope you are with the monster chick.

[sms316]

Strangely I have no memory of what her face looked like.

[MegaWatty]

Marvin Gaye. So soulful!

[MegaWatty]

Strangely I have no memory of what her face looked like. Warwick Capper.

[sms316]

I believe it is Marvin Ghey in these parts.

[MegaWatty]

I believe it is Marvin Ghey in these parts. One of your best! :)

[Johnny Canuck]

Marvin Gaye. So soulful! You hanging out with Steve again?

[MegaWatty]

You hanging out with Steve again? You can't hear that in the background? I thought that's why you started running your hand up my thigh.

[dave1]

Chillin

Had a good day...Nachos for tea.

Chanell surfin with a cup of peppermint tea

[sms316]

One of your best! :)Im still celebrating simmsy giving me a cap of 3 at the WAnker champs. Good bloke.
I think committee will meet and decide you play off 3

[Johnny Canuck]

ChillinHad a good day...Nachos for tea. Chanell surfin with a cup of peppermint tea Rhymin' with Dave1, yo.

[MegaWatty]

Im still celebrating simmsy giving me a cap of 3 at the WAnker champs. Good bloke. You can't take advantage of old senile blokes mate.

[sms316]

You can't take advantage of old senile blokes mate. It's all good. I hear that handicaps are subjective over there.

[MegaWatty]

It's all good. I hear that handicaps are subjective over there. On fire much?

[sms316]

That's all I've got. I'm stuffed. Going to bed.

[Johnny Canuck]

It's all good. I hear that handicaps are subjective over there.

Awesome.

[dave1]

I should go to bed - might watch another over of the ODI AUS v ENG.

C'mon warner

[Captain Nemo]

How come I'm sitting in here all alone tonight.....:(

[rubin]

Im here man. It hard to see u through the "haze" ;)

[Dotty]

Probably because there is no SBS reception there.

[Captain Nemo]

True!
Well I'm enjoying my hot cocoa ....

[KristianJ]

With pink marshmallows?

[Captain Nemo]

I've tuned it in, we can all sit down and watch Cadel win the prologue...:lol:

[Captain Nemo]

With pink marshmallows?

Got both, pink and white, take your pick...

[dave1]

Sunday morning...Watching at&t pga event..

Misus about to make pancakes...Life good

[shavey]

Can somebody please bring a tea strainer or else I'm going to end up choking on this loose leaf stuff. Oh, were also out of Lavendar oil for the burner if somebody can pick some more up.

[Captain Nemo]

Who used the last of the Kleenex and didn't replace the roll in the dunny.....:x

[LeftyHoges]

Who used the last of the Kleenex and didn't replace the roll in the dunny.....:x Whoa, whoa, whoa T, just relax mate, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean. This room is not about placing blame. Oh Christ, who the hell stole my Coco Pops?!?! Arseholes! Vengeance must be had!

[Webster]

Titleist, look under the hand basin beside the lemon scented soaps. There should be a fresh packet of aloe wipes with your name on them.

[Captain Nemo]

Found em, i had a "boy look" as my misses would say.........:roll:

[blurry]

Is this the place I come to whinge about fluid retention and swollen ankles?

relax,, the green tea will help get rid of that

[dave1]

Good stuff are herbal teas...Healthy..Nicw with chocolate :-)

[Webster]

Jaybam, I've put some Sade on to calm you down. Just relax and soak in all in mate.

Would you like a drink ? Perhaps an iced tea or a lime and soda?

[jaybam]

Thanks for that,
Lemon lime and bitters would be much appreciated .

[jaybam]

But what the **** is with this music. Surely you could put on some Seal ?????

[markTHEblake]

I think we need another new room, made from rubber.

[jaybam]

Blake get the hell out of here. Your killing my chill.

[popper81]

I am thinking about taking up lawns bowls, the 'golfers' in the other room are all moral/religion/fun police..... :(

[Webster]

Popper, the Thai massage girls will be here soon. No charge for members, but if you offer her a $20 tip.....

[IamViva]

im sure he has a tip for her might not be a 20 though :)

[popper81]

Perfect.....

[Johnny Canuck]

Jaybam trash this room yet?

[popper81]

Jaybam trash this room yet?

Are you serious... I am two minutes from a happy ending and you come in talking about midgets!

[Ferrins]

Not into novelettes?

[WBennett]

ok, who spilt the bong water on the lounge?

[timinsa]

I just need to pull a couple of cones after Zenolinks effort on ISG....& I don't smoke. Pass it over.

[jaybam]

Jaybam trash this room yet? In the spirit of the chill out room I will refrain from telling you to get ****ed.

[Jarro]

In the spirit of the chill out room I will refrain from telling you to get ****ed.

Probably a good thing too.... otherwise you might have had some time on the sidelines :D

[jaybam]

Are you serious... I am two minutes from a happy ending and you come in talking about midgets! Did you pay the extra 20 for the rub and tug? How did she find it.

[Webster]

I just need to pull a couple of cones after Zenolinks effort on ISG....& I don't smoke. Pass it over.

He does need some lessons on how to deal with potential customers on the internet. What a complete tool.

[BrisWesty]

Pride and Prejudice was on last night. Did it have a happy ending?

[Flowergirl]

Now it is winter. If any of you boys have a sniffle I'll get the vicks.

[sms316]

Now it is winter. If any of you boys have a sniffle I'll get the vicks. Any chance of some extra attention if I slip you a twenty?

[Webster]

Can you rub some on my chest please Reenie? I'm feeling a little fragile at the moment.

[jaybam]

I made it. Now for some tone

[Webster]

Wild Thing is one first, then Funky Cold Medina.

Do you like Young MC? He's up next. Busta Move is a great track.

[sms316]

Glass of shiraz thanks. It will go nicely with the blue cheese.

[jaybam]

Awesome I am in heaven. Love this music.

[Webster]

This bloke miught even get a run a bit later on.

http://cdn.hotstockmarket.com/e/e8/e8e21594_McHammer.gif

[jaybam]

Love that gif. The people at with are looking at me strange cause I just started laughing

[dc68]

No cheese here please.

[sms316]

Worried about bad breath dc? Blue cheese is good for vitamin p.

[Johnny Canuck]

Love that gif. The people at with are looking at me strange cause I just started laughing It is a nice change from the yelling.

[ddasey]

Hey anyone notice Adam Scott curled up over in the corner ?

[Webster]

Hey anyone notice Adam Scott curled up over in the corner ?

Has he been reading Dave1's posts?

[jaybam]

It is a nice change from the yelling. A. When have I ever yelled ???B. Who asked for your opinion anyway?

[MegaWatty]

Hey anyone notice Adam Scott curled up over in the corner ? I thought he was with Rubin in the Virgin departure lounge.

[rubin]

I thought he was with Rubin in the Virgin departure lounge.

last year mega. bit late on that one.

Although I think ddasey is correct, looks like scotty in the corner there. I was wondering why i kept on hearing someone murmuring "f***ing Ernie, f***ing Ernie" in low tones........

[MegaWatty]

Get a signature this time. Or a pic.

[Yossarian]

Me and Scotty.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9607/n5033947624617023564.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/228/n5033947624617023564.jpg/)

[sms316]

Pass Adam the blue cheese. It will make him feel much better.

[rubin]

Get a signature this time. Or a pic.

you don't think I wish I had done that last time?

[ddasey]

Now someone's knocking on the front door.

Could it be Ana ??

[MegaWatty]

you don't think I wish I had done that last time? Maybe you should photoshop yourself over Yoss in the picture that he managed to get with him.

[rubin]

woosah........
woosah........
woosah........

ok - im good now. did someone change the decor in here? Something looks different..........

[sms316]

woosah........woosah........woosah........ok - im good now. did someone change the decor in here? Something looks different.......... Have some shiraz and blue cheese Lubes

[rubin]

appreciate the offer - but u can keep your blue cheese.

i need something slightly stronger - where the Johnny Blue gone?

[ddasey]

Have some shiraz and blue cheese Lubes

Rumour has it your blue cheese has veins ???

[solarman]

Rumour has it your blue cheese has veins ???

Sick SE Qlders indeed :)

[sms316]

Might be a good time to slip on a DVD. How about The Pursuit of Happiness? Let's hope 69er doesn't cry too much.

[Goldy]

Has anyone seen the copy of Sleepless in Seattle lying around?

[ddasey]

It's on the bookshelf, right behind Riding in Cars with boys.

[Goldy]

Thank heavens....I thought we'd lost it.

Back to the last part of When Harry met Sally. The bit with the wagon wheel coffee table is coming up.

[sms316]

Can someone throw a blanket over Jack's chair while he is away?

[Moe Norman]

Wonder if he got the 'friendly' warning?

[Johnny Canuck]

Let's dust off the jukebox in here.

[Webster]

Please take Jaybams angry pills out of the cupboard.

[Lobsta]

Let's dust off the jukebox in here.

Eeyyyyyyyyyy!

[Jarro]

How about we just leave it alone 'eh JC ?

[Johnny Canuck]

Come on. J-ro. I was firing up some "Rush" for you, with the extra work you have had tonight.

[TheNuclearOne]

Well i've just slapped on some James Taylor (live), good mellow Sunday night music.

[sms316]

Well i've just slapped on some James Taylor (live), good mellow Sunday night music. Who?

[TheNuclearOne]

Who?

He's a close cousin of Brandt Snedeker.

[Jarro]

He's a close cousin of Brandt Snedeker.

Who looks eerily like Jim Furyk !!

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/golf/players/full/153.png&w=350&h=254http://image.qpicture.com/image/j/artist-james-taylor/james-taylor-237816.jpg

[TheNuclearOne]

My goodness!!!!!!

[Tongueboy]

just veging......high on life!

nice room.

[popper81]

just veging......high on life!

nice room.

Need some "TB time" after Mad Monday, head towards the backroom, door on the left... Tell them Popper sent you ;)

[TourFit]

Well i've just slapped on some James Taylor (live), good mellow Sunday night music.

Is that the double CD TNO? If it is, I went through a stage of listening to that A LOT!

BTW, the drums on Country Road and Fire & Rain are just awesome through a good hifi system. It was one of the tracks I regularly used when auditioning speakers.

[Johnny Canuck]

Do you audition speakers often?

[MegaWatty]

Casting couch?

[Dotty]

Do you audition speakers often?
I think it's more a competition, than an audition.

[TheNuclearOne]

Is that the double CD TNO? If it is, I went through a stage of listening to that A LOT!

BTW, the drums on Country Road and Fire & Rain are just awesome through a good hifi system. It was one of the tracks I regularly used when auditioning speakers.

It is Fit, some sweet music on it for sure. Definitely good for a chilling.

[Jarro]

So when can i crank up some Nirvana in here ??

[popper81]

Jack,
no one has been in here for a couple of weeks..... Bring in the fire hose, I think we may need to clean the joint up, before tomorrow... Looks like we will have some punters over the weekend.

[Johnny Canuck]

I am Cornholio!

[rubin]

Woooooooooooo

Sssssssaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

:D

[rubin]

I am Cornholio!

Just for fun.

Anyone seen those pills that were on the shelf a while ago? I heard they get better with age.

[PeteyD]

Gentlemen, Ladies and others. The room has been reopened but is on it's last chance. Behave yourselves in here. If you need a refresher, read the sticky about the infraction system.

[jaybam]

Ahhhhhh the serenity returns.

[Jarro]

Ahhhhhh the serenity returns.

Let's do our best to make sure it stays that way 'eh ?

[jaybam]

Don't blameme for retaliating.

[Jarro]

It was a general comment jaybam

[Webster]

69'er, you would hope so.

Jaybam, perhaps you could open your own "Angry Room" and kill some time in there instead?

[jaybam]

69'er, you would hope so.Jaybam, perhaps you could open your own "Angry Room" and kill some time in there instead? Maybe you should target the instigators instead hey.

[Shadesy]

Can we hide the booze in this room?

[Jarro]

I'm doing up a John Denver songlist to help ease the mood.

Thanks to haysey for the song suggestions ;)

[sms316]

Can we hide the booze in this room? Does anyone have responsible service of alcohol accreditation?

[Lobsta]

I can start handing out drugs...

[Webster]

Can we hide the booze in this room?

It's hard to believe that sauvignon blanc and rose could cause so many problems (although the westerners might be spiking Jaybams with vodka).

Jarro, I'd prefer to let the Carol King cd stay on repeat until things settle back down in here, ok?

[jaybam]

Breath test people before they come in maybe.

[LeftyHoges]

Does anyone have responsible service of alcohol accreditation?

Mines a little out of date but I'm sure we can get it past the authorities.

[Webster]

Breath test people before they come in maybe.

And a full body cavity search for any hidden angry pills?

[jaybam]

Is that where you keep yours ?

[Webster]

We, well most of us, just stick to the happy pills in here mate. We might sing some folk songs soon, you should stick around and join in. It's good for the soul.

[Dotty]

Maybe you should target the instigators instead hey.
15 year olds aren't allowed in the chill out room.

It was getting tedious, when wanted threads were bumped every couple of hours, started as multiple threads and later using an alias.

I also agree 'Two wrongs don't make a right'.

[Ferrins]

Suffered a hard fall after nearly getting tubed in the face at tennis last night and require a blanket, hot chocolate and a quiet corner.

[Lobsta]

... nearly getting tubed at tennis

That sounds painful for you and potentially fatal for the gerbil.

[jaybam]

I also agree 'Two wrongs don't make a right'. Yes but your a gentleman .

[jaybam]

Oh and glad your ok ferrins.

[Daves]

15 year olds aren't allowed in the chill out room.

It was getting tedious, when wanted threads were bumped every couple of hours, started as multiple threads and later using an alias.

I also agree 'Two wrongs don't make a right'.

Seems you didn't get some of the PMs as well?:roll:

[Johnny Canuck]

*you're or you are.

[Ferrins]

That sounds painful for you and potentially fatal for the gerbil.

I guess "tubed" has different meanings butt in tennis it refers to being struck by a ball from a player with that intent.

[Lobsta]

I guess "tubed" has different meanings butt in tennis it refers to being struck by a ball from a player with that intent.

Intentional?

[Ferrins]

Maybe, butt don't look too deep into it.

[jaybam]

Is that the punishment for not hitting it past the net ., would rather buy a round of drinks.

[Lobsta]

Maybe, butt don't look too deep into it.

Don't stare into the (brown) eye.

[sms316]

Strongbow Draught thanks.

[Webster]

Theres some in the fridge. In behind the Dirty Granny.

[sms316]

Theres some in the fridge. In behind the Dirty Granny. Cool. I haven't seen Flowergirl for a while.

[LeftyHoges]

Kicking back in here with a Double Rebellion Bay Spiced Rum in an OZgolf stubbie holder watching Archer.

Couldn't be any more chill.

[Yossarian]

Bump.

[jaybam]

Too bloody hot here to be chilled.

[Johnny Canuck]

Bump. Disappoint that the same sob story, broken record is still playing since the last visit.You would think the tune would either change or it would be worn out by now.

[jaybam]

Duh dissapoint people try to talk in code because they are scared .

[Johnny Canuck]

Who is scared? Of what?
I just can't stand country music. Every song is about the wife leaving. Taking the Ute and the dog, etc...

[jaybam]

Who is scared? Of what?
I just can't stand country music. Every song is about the wife leaving. Taking the Ute and the dog, etc...

You and country music have a lot in common then.

[Shadesy]

I found most songs were about falling off the wagon!

[jaybam]

I found most songs were about falling off the wagon!

See what I mean. One of your own has a bad day and gets around the swear filter and then someone points it out and you all jump to his defense. But some one like ll gets hit for the same thing and you all think he deserved it and threw his toys out of the cot which was a common quote in the thread. Your all funny. Double standards is all I am saying. Make all the insults and excuses you want those posts should have been removed like the previous ones.

[Iain]

Didn't you actually spell out the whole word though? Not fill in half with some asterisks?

[jaybam]

Didn't you actually spell out the whole word though? Not fill in half with some asterisks?

Actually is.one of the words I never used or got infractions for thankyou Iainp

[jaybam]

Ask ll about his points for it though. If anyone else other than him and I remember it. Am sure there is.others.

[Johnny Canuck]

You and country music have a lot in common then. Still married, no ute, dog still here. I am glad to see that the first thing you did when you came back was take me off ignore ;). No one is jumping to Hocko's defense. Ban the ****.

[Iain]

Actually is.one of the words I never used or got infractions for thankyou Iainp If you noticed the ?, it was question. I'm not on Ozgolf 24hrs a day, so I don't get to see all your posts before they get deleted.

[Lagerlover]

I used an * in replace of the u.

absolute double stands as someone else had it in his signature, but the mod didn't want to hear about it thru public posts.

The more I posted in my defence, the more my posts were deleted or edited... even rewritten.
I need to make it clear that I wasn't banned. I walked away after "my" words were rewritten.

[jaybam]

I used an * in replace of the u. Was double stands as someone else had it in his signature.

The more I posted in my defence, the more my posts were deleted or edited... even rewritten.
I need to make it clear that I wasn't banned. I walked away after "my" words were rewritten.

Sook.

[Iain]

Well there you go. Thanks LL.

[Lagerlover]

Sook.

bully.

[Webster]

We really need an angry room for you boys.

[TheNuclearOne]

Yeah, this is Jacks chill out room.

[jaybam]

We love you jack. No anger just love.

[sms316]

Come next door to Club 14 Jaybam. The strippers are on soon.

[markTHEblake]

If a post is not reported the mods are likely to do nothing. They can't read every bit of dribble that goes on here.

[Ferrins]

Kicking back eating a mango, I like mangoes but don't like tigers.

[PeteyD]

I like eggs.

[Ferrins]

You like fancy golf gear more so.

[PeteyD]

Nope, eggs are better.

[sms316]

Eggs with hot chilli sauce is the best way to start the day.

[AndyP]

Fictional stories told in the chill out room should at least have a happy ending.

[sms316]

Happy endings are available next door at Club 14.

[Monsta]

Happy endings are available next door at Club 14.

Do they come with hot chilli sauce?