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Dcanto
30th May 2012, 03:10 PM
Pending Haysey's rehersal schedule for his latest musical exploits, and assuming Broadway doesn't come knocking on his door beforehand.

Will FNQ's answer to Hugh Jackman prevail, or will the mild-mannered CPA manage to come up with the right numbers on the day? Stay tuned folks.

haysey
30th May 2012, 04:25 PM
I plan to go all wolverine on you, bean counter.

Courty
30th May 2012, 04:32 PM
Even money bet for 2 blokes both playing with too many shots up their sleeves. I'm thanking my lucky stars I'm on the other side of the draw.

Dcanto
30th May 2012, 04:55 PM
I plan to go all wolverine on you, bean counter.

Just so long as you don't start singing show tunes from 'The Boy from Oz' or 'Oklahom(o)a'.

:)

Courty
30th May 2012, 04:56 PM
More like something from Sesame Street: The Musical.

Dcanto
30th May 2012, 11:30 PM
More like something from Sesame Street: The Musical.

Or possibly the Muppets movie.

haysey
31st May 2012, 06:04 AM
I'm planning to wear my Robin Hood - Men in Tights costume.

If that doesn't put you off your game. Nothing will.

Courty
31st May 2012, 06:20 AM
I'm planning to wear my Robin Hood - Men in Tights costume.

:smt078


If that doesn't put you off your game. Nothing will.

You never know with these accountant types... they seem all mild-mannered, but they're mostly deviates. ;)

Dcanto
31st May 2012, 09:03 AM
You never know with these accountant types... they seem all mild-mannered, but they're mostly deviates. ;)

You know me too well, but then again I did attend a Marist Brothers high school. :mrgreen:

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popper81
31st May 2012, 10:16 AM
More like something from Sesame Street: The Musical.


Or possibly the Muppets movie.

Maybe something from Avenue Q, this is good number:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA

haysey
4th June 2012, 10:01 AM
Whoops, forgot all about this and the timesheets full.

Davo, what do you want to do? Fireball matchplay? Or leave it for another day?

Courty
4th June 2012, 11:34 AM
Try for Monday? Might be able to do a double date with me vs. Mike?

Dcanto
4th June 2012, 11:50 AM
Try for Monday? Might be able to do a double date with me vs. Mike?

Monday is doubtful for me due to family commitments but If things change I will let you know.

We'll take a look closer to Saturday and if there aren't any spots available we will defer it to early July.

haysey
4th June 2012, 12:25 PM
Try for Monday? Might be able to do a double date with me vs. Mike?


Are you thinking Atherton on monday morning? (Not you, Dave.)

Courty
4th June 2012, 01:27 PM
Possibly. I guess it just depends on Mike.

haysey
4th June 2012, 02:10 PM
Fair enough. If you get something going I'll probably come up for a drive.

Courty
4th June 2012, 04:09 PM
Hell, we can go up there anyway, even if Mike can't play.

mike
4th June 2012, 08:26 PM
Atherton on Monday morning will work for me.

Don't expect a contest Courty. Have a look at the last time I played.

Clickety (http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapHistory.aspx?golflink_no=4061200129)

Courty
4th June 2012, 09:25 PM
Atherton on Monday morning will work for me.

Don't expect a contest Courty. Have a look at the last time I played.

Clickety (http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapHistory.aspx?golflink_no=4061200129)

Done. I'll start a new thread. 7:30 tee off work for you?

solarman
6th June 2012, 05:14 PM
Can I come?

Courty
6th June 2012, 05:19 PM
*sigh* If you have to.












;)

haysey
7th June 2012, 07:01 AM
There's not a spare spot to be seen on the timesheet, Dave. Can it until the 4th of July?

Dcanto
7th June 2012, 07:10 PM
Yep, we will defer it till the 4th. I will update the thread when I am in front of a computer.

mike
7th June 2012, 07:19 PM
I'm thanking my lucky stars I'm on the other side of the draw.Indeedy.

I just checked their golflinks. Haysey out to 10. um, ok.

And first time I played with Dave he was off 6ish and from memory I think he might have even missed a fairway that day.

Time for a witch hunt.

Dcanto
7th June 2012, 07:31 PM
6ish my arse, and given I am lucky to play once a month it's a wonder my handicap isn't higher. That said I am trying my best to get my handicap down in the limited opportunities I get to play.

mike
7th June 2012, 07:46 PM
Good to hear.

7ish then.

Dcanto
7th June 2012, 09:36 PM
Good to hear.

7ish then.

You're a funny man Mike. :wink:

haysey
8th June 2012, 06:23 AM
Time for a witch hunt.


Lucky you changed the colour. I never would have figured that out.



So you'll be playing off 7, Dave? Fair enough.

Dcanto
8th June 2012, 07:36 AM
Lucky you changed the colour. I never would have figured that out.So you'll be playing off 7, Dave? Fair enough. Only if you play off 5. ;)

haysey
20th June 2012, 06:29 PM
So you'll be playing off 7, Dave? Fair enough.


Only if you play off 5. ;)


I may just take you up on your ever so kind offer there, David.




This is booked for 8.29am Wednesday 4th July with a spot for one more lucky punter.
Dcanto
haysey
Solarman

Courty
20th June 2012, 07:42 PM
This is booked for 8.29am Wednesday 4th July with a spot for one more lucky punter.
Dcanto
haysey
Solarman

You could do a double act with Solarman vs. Outcast.

Dcanto
20th June 2012, 09:14 PM
I may just take you up on your ever so kind offer there, David.

Just to be absolutely clear, I was being sarcastic. :roll:

Given your bout or recent good form I think our present handicaps will more than suffice. :)

Outcast
21st June 2012, 08:38 AM
Sorry chaps, can't do Wed 4th July, start new posting on 2nd; not sure my new boss is overly supportive of golf

haysey
21st June 2012, 09:59 AM
Just to be absolutely clear, I was being sarcastic. :roll:




I thought you accountants had the ability to be sarcastic removed at the same time you remove your sense of humour?




Given your bout or recent good form I think our present handicaps will more than suffice. :)


:cry:

mike
21st June 2012, 01:20 PM
LOL

Battle of the sandbaggers.

Dcanto
21st June 2012, 04:43 PM
I thought you accountants had the ability to be sarcastic removed at the same time you remove your sense of humour?

You're thinking of our ability to be charming and witty.:wink:

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Courty
21st June 2012, 04:45 PM
You're thinking of our ability to be charming and witty.:wink:

You can be charming & witty? :-s























;)

Dcanto
21st June 2012, 05:07 PM
[QUOTE=Courty;815465]You can be charming & witty? :-s/QUOTE]

Negatory, that was the ability that was removed when I became a bean-counter.

You must not have heard the old joke 'What's the definition of an accountant?'
Answer: Someone lacking enough charm and wit to be a funeral director (apologies to any funeral directors / undertakers).

;)

haysey
30th June 2012, 03:52 PM
This thread needs some niggle....



Hey Dave,

Whatís the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didnít know you had in a way you donít
understand.

When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realises he doesnít have the charisma to succeed as an
undertaker.

What does an accountant use for birth control?
His personality.

Whatís an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and thatís what they did last year.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a roadmap the
wrong way.

Whatís the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.

I can't believe you play off 12 you figure fudging, slowly balding, to much pasta eating graduate of Saints. Give yourself an uppercut.

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Dcanto
30th June 2012, 04:02 PM
An 'A' for effort but an 'F' for originality haysey. Heard 'em all before, and while some of them may be true, I am immune to such taunts.

I need to look up some glazier jokes but I suspect I may struggle. I can't imagine anyone would actually choose to become a glazier. ;)

haysey
30th June 2012, 05:27 PM
*Sigh*



No one makes jokes about glaziers because we'll stab you in the eye with a chunk of 6mm if you try to take the piss.:razz:

Tomson
30th June 2012, 05:28 PM
And you say I have the anger problem ;)

haysey
30th June 2012, 05:56 PM
And you say I have the anger problem ;)



People who play off +3 should let their golf games do the talking:lol:

mike
30th June 2012, 05:59 PM
I need to look up some glazier jokes but I suspect I may struggle. I can't imagine anyone would actually choose to become a glazier. ;)Here's one.

Haysey was examining a broken window. He studied it for a while before saying, "It's worse than I thought, it's broken on both sides".

(this sadly is the only glazier joke in existence)

Wait, here's another one.

Q. What does a glazier do between Monday morning and Friday arv?

A. Plays golf.

Tomson
30th June 2012, 06:06 PM
You forgot to put that in blue mike ;)

mike
30th June 2012, 06:08 PM
Which one? The first?

Dcanto
30th June 2012, 07:38 PM
The only glazier related jokes that I am aware of are those that were employed by haysey.
:)

Tomson
30th June 2012, 07:40 PM
The second one

haysey
30th June 2012, 08:00 PM
Q. What does a glazier do between Monday morning and Friday arv?

A. Plays golf.


I'm a changed man. I make it to the golf course on a wednesday morning and thats it these days.



The only glazier related jokes that I am aware of are those that were employed by haysey.
:)


I know where you work. There'll be a couple of "jokes" come to visit you first thing monday...8-)

Dcanto
30th June 2012, 08:12 PM
I know where you work. There'll be a couple of "jokes" come to visit you first thing monday...8-) Hey, all I'm doing is repeating what you have already called them. Not my fault if your HR systems are lacking (sorta like your OH&S... so I've heard).;)

Tomson
30th June 2012, 08:54 PM
zing

haysey
4th July 2012, 03:17 PM
Dcanto wins 2 and 1

Well played, Dave. Was a really good match, you were just to consistent for me in the end.

Dcanto
4th July 2012, 08:40 PM
Thanks haysey, it was a great match. We both had patches of being consistently inconsistent with a few lucky bounces going my way. The fact that it was a slow round (nearly 5 hours), through no fault of our own, didn't help.Sorry to see that you have come down with a case of solarmanitis when it comes to the 8th hole. I hope it's not contagious. ;)

Outcast
4th July 2012, 10:38 PM
I'm a changed man. I make it to the golf course on a wednesday morning and thats it these days

Only because it's nigh impossible for you to dodge Mrs Haysey's vision of you on the 1st tee now that the trees have been removed!!!