Haysey V Solarman Saturday 26th May 7.30 am

[haysey]

Tentatively booked for Atherton.


I'd reckon about 28 points will be good enough to win this...

[Julie]

Take your winter woolies, it will be chilly up there in those mountains.

[Tomson]

I'm sure they will hug it out on the first.

[haysey]

Take your winter woolies, it will be chilly up there in those mountains.


All part of my cunning plan, Julie. The old mans back will fall apart.

[haysey]

I'm sure they will hug it out on the first.


Wilson will be wearing the "Homo69" number plates for good luck.

[Dotty]

All part of my cunning plan, Julie. The old mans back will fall apart.
Bob plans to weld 8 spare panels and space heater to his buggy.

You now need to pray for a cloudy day.

[KristianJ]

Bob plans to weld 8 spare panels and space heater to his buggy.


Would that make it like the buggy that Brett Ogle drives in the "I've got a R11 fairway wood with a light sabre shaft" Drummond ads?

[jaybam]

Go naga

[Ferrins]

Haysey, would your hands heat up more if you stuck them down your pants and cradled your tool bag or if you grabbed Bob's?

[LarryLong]

Do camera phones work at high altitude?

[Tomson]

Haysey, would your hands heat up more if you stuck them down your pants and cradled your tool bag or if you grabbed Bob's?

I take it that happens all the time since they work so close together and share everything. ;)

[solarman]

This thread should be banned under some ruling in this forum surely.

Already there has been mention of gheyism, hugging tool bags, voyeurism, shafts, and false numberplates.

Where's Courty ???

[solarman]

If it is that cold and my old fella points straight out, is that classed as an alignment aide :).

[Dcanto]

If it is that cold and my old fella points straight out, is that classed as an alignment aide :). This has got to be worth some infraction points, surely. I need mind bleach after reading that. :(

[solarman]

16936

Bringing Haysey back from Atherton after another defeat.
Just click on it if you can't open it.

[kev]

Not even golf will be the winner in this one.

[Dotty]

16936

Bringing Haysey back from Atherton after another defeat.
Just click on it if you can't open it.
You just need to photoshop that one with your truck photo from October.

[Courty]

Not even golf will be the winner in this one.

+∞

[haysey]

Not even golf will be the winner in this one.


Golf ball manufacturers will be the only winner...



Solarman's left the roller door up on his shed over night. I'm sorely tempted to go take a dump on his desk.

[haysey]

So this is on tomorrow now. Hope it doesn't come down to the 8th hole. Right Bob?

[solarman]

Eagle not landing tonight. I want to be at my peak in the morning.
2 beers with weetbix.....check
Anti- inflamatories......check
Chipper......check
Sledging manual........check
Baseball bat......check

[Dotty]

I hope Wilson gets home before curfew.

[haysey]

And it's raining.

Only a matter of time before I get the; "I don't play in the rain. I forfeit" text message.

[Courty]

Worst. Match. Ever.

[kev]

Was it over before it began?

[Courty]

A little birdie tells me Solarman has gone from 1 down through 12 to 1 up through 14.

[LeftyHoges]

A little birdie tells me Solarman has gone from 1 down through 12 to 1 up through 14.

Big Birds neck is substantially disproportionate to the rest of his body. Could it be????

Choke! Choke! Choke!

[sms316]

A little birdie tells me Solarman has gone from 1 down through 12 to 1 up through 14. The only birdie sighted all day?

[Dcanto]

Solarman needs to be swabbed if he wins. He would have more "medication" in his system than a Ukranian weightlifter. :mrgreen:

[Marto65]

Has anyone ever been beaten by the NAGA?

[KristianJ]

If it's Saturday already, why the hell am I at work??

[Courty]

All square through 15. 8th hole still to come. :mrgreen:

[Marto65]

Get Haysey to take video of the 8th ...

[Courty]

The 8th got the better of Solarman yet again. Haysey wins 2/1.

[haysey]

A match for the ages that was...

[Julie]

Has anyone ever been beaten by the NAGA? Me. :)

[haysey]

Thanks Solarman for the get out of jail free card. Lucky there was no one there to witness that little chop fest:shock:



The shenanigans on the 7th hole (our 16th) pretty much sums up the entire day...

Match all square.

Haysey tees off: Middle of fairway 145m out
Bob tees off: Middle of fairway 110m out:shock:
Haysey second shot: Socket, straight into the right hand trees
Bob second shot: Pull hooks gap wedge, misses green by 20m, straight into piss.
Haysey third shot: Scunge 4 iron out of trees to be 20 metres from green
Haysey fourth shot: wedge to 10 feet
Bob dropping three playing four: Blades wedge to about 30 feet past the hole.
Bob: Putt, putt, putt for a smooth 7
Haysey: Putt, putt for a 6 and the hole.

And lets face it. He was never going to win the 8th.

Thanks for the match el bobbo. Added a little interest to the usual wednesday hackfest

[Eldrick]

that's my kind of golf,well minus the fairway hit

[Dcanto]

Congratulations Haysey, commiserations Bob.

[solarman]

The funny part was I had forgotten to take my meds for 2 days and had teh worst hangover.

I was stumbling round like a drunken goat with saliva running out of my mouth. Happy one minute and volatile the next. Went from this :) to this :(.

F'in Hilarious. On the 10th I drove and put it in the piss, played 3 to about 10m off the green and did a long bendy rolling chip into teh hole for a par. Greenkeeper was watching and pissed himself.

That's how I roll.

[Dcanto]

The funny part was I had forgotten to take my meds for 2 days and had the worst hangover.

I was stumbling round like a drunken goat with saliva running out of my mouth. Happy one minute and volatile the next. Went from this :) to this :(.

F'in Hilarious. On the 10th I drove and put it in the piss, played 3 to about 10m off the green and did a long bendy rolling chip into teh hole for a par. Greenkeeper was watching and pissed himself.

That's how I roll.

I hate to break it to you, but you are always like this Bob, at least on the occasions when I have been blessed to play in your presence. :mrgreen:

[rowey]

Where is the water on the 7th at Atherton??

[Johnny Canuck]

That's an impressive pull hook for a gap wedge. Must have been Bubba-esque.

[mike]

They ended up playing @ Cairns rowey.

[mike]

Haysey tees off: Middle of fairway 145m out
Bob tees off: Middle of fairway 110m out:shock:
Haysey second shot: Socket, straight into the right hand trees
Bob second shot: Pull hooks gap wedge, misses green by 20m, straight into piss.
Haysey third shot: Scunge 4 iron out of trees to be 20 metres from green
Haysey fourth shot: wedge to 10 feet
Bob dropping three playing four: Blades wedge to about 30 feet past the hole.
Bob: Putt, putt, putt for a smooth 7
Haysey: Putt, putt for a 6 and the hole.
Haha.

A few years ago playing pennants @ Mareeba I won the par 4 7th with an 8.