No such thing as a stupid question....

[Lagerlover]

Why are unbreakable tees sold in multiples??

[Ronny]

Why does sour cream have a used by date

[virge666]

Why are unbreakable tees sold in multiples??

in case you lose one...

[Puji]

if your golf ball comes to rest wedged in, and on top of a broken loose branch, can you mark your ball (even though it is suspended in the air) remove teh branch and re-drop without penalty?

[popper81]

In the great words of some old guy off Hey Hey............

"Why are people so unkind?"

[rubin]

Why are unbreakable tees sold in multiples??

Or break them.

IME their not unbreakable.

[Dotty]

Can I just nominate which extra clubs that I won't use?

Why isn't it a garden?

Are you sure it's a rule?

Can't I just drop where it went over the fence?

When did that rule change?

[jaybam]

Why can't doctors keep appointment times?

[sms316]

Why do women in Asia have 5 o'clock shaddows?

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

Can blind people see their dreams?

[PeteyD]

How does the snowplough driver get to work in the morning?

[Webster]

Why do women with big tits get offended when you stare at them?

[dave1]

Admiring and staring are different! Try admiring.

[idgolfguy]

Admiring and staring are different! Try admiring.
Lateral thinking, Nev!

[Hamo84]

Admiring and staring are different! Try admiring.
+1

great advice

[jaybam]

I wanna know who.was the first to get points under he new system. I know of one and think.its a load of crap personally.

[Stuartd147]

How come your feet smell and your nose runs????????????

[sms316]

I wanna know who.was the first to get points under he new system. I know of one and think.its a load of crap personally. It wasn't me. I'm thinking a few bets have been lost.

[matty]

Why are unbreakable tees sold in multiples??

In case you play with Chuck Norris.

[LeftyHoges]

Are Milky Ways the most under-rated chocolate bar around?

[Daves]

Are Milky Ways the most under-rated chocolate bar around?

They are up there, particularly if you have a good coffee to wash them down. Did you know that you can also get a honeycomb Mars Bar?

[AndyP]

Milky Ways are lower in calories than some of the others too.

[live4golf]

Why is a mouse?

[IamViva]

is anthony mundine the only australian sportman who makes you cheer for the other guy?

[Lobsta]

is anthony mundine the only australian sportman who makes you cheer for the other guy?

Nope. Jason Akermanis. Bernard Tomic (pre 2013 especially).

[timah!]

Jana Pittman

[Courty]

Did you know that you can also get a honeycomb Mars Bar?

Yep, they are better in theory than in practice (IMO).

[Steve]

If 7/11 is open 24 /7 why do they have locks on the door.

[Lobsta]

If 7/11 is open 24 /7 why do they have locks on the door.

For every second week when they get held up and have to lock down till the cops get there.

[popper81]

is anthony mundine the only australian sportman who makes you cheer for the other guy?

No. Mitchell Pearce.

[Jackson]

Are Milky Ways the most under-rated chocolate bar around?

Curly Wurly has to win that title surely.

[Hatchman]

Nudge, for sure.
Remember the add "nudge nudge wink wink say no more"

[LeftyHoges]

Curly Wurly has to win that title surely.

The mrs bought me a box of curly-wurlys just over a month ago. They're gone now. :lol:

They'd go close but I reckon they have to be just right softness-wise, otherwise they're not good enough. White Knights fall into that category also. Too hard and they are disappoint for me.

[BrettM]

Why did my MILF neighbour decide to take a phone call wearing only a G last night knowing she was in full view on the side deck which faces onto my lounge?

PS: Sensational

[Lobsta]

Why did my MILF neighbour decide to take a phone call wearing only a G last night knowing she was in full view on the side deck which faces onto my lounge?

PS: Sensational

This post is worthless without pics!

[sms316]

Does BrettM type with only one hand?

[Hatchman]

Why did my MILF neighbour decide to take a phone call wearing only a G last night knowing she was in full view on the side deck which faces onto my lounge?

PS: Sensational

Photo's or it didn't happen and was only a dream resulting in nocturnal emissions.

[LeftyHoges]

What's the best way to deal with neighbours that are just complete ****tards, completely unaware of how ****y they are, with no consideration for anyone else in the street?

Is taking a dump in their mailbox going too far?

[Johnny Canuck]

What's the best way to deal with neighbours that are just complete ****tards, completely unaware of how ****y they are, with no consideration for anyone else in the street?

Is taking a dump in their mailbox going too far?

Kill Bryan Adams.

[Marto65]

Where is the drunk thread?

[Jackson]

What's the best way to deal with neighbours that are just complete ****tards, completely unaware of how ****y they are, with no consideration for anyone else in the street?

Is taking a dump in their mailbox going too far?


Not far enough!

[ddasey]

What's the best way to deal with neighbours that are just complete ****tards, completely unaware of how ****y they are, with no consideration for anyone else in the street?

Is taking a dump in their mailbox going too far?

Crime Stoppers !!

[Lagerlover]

Do you mean PO box?...could be a little tricky, but worth a try.

[Dotty]

Does SMS get royalties from the South Park creators?

[mrbluu]

What's the best way to deal with neighbours that are just complete ****tards, completely unaware of how ****y they are, with no consideration for anyone else in the street?

Is taking a dump in their mailbox going too far?

Anything is possible.

[Lagerlover]

Haha

[Ron Burgundy]

Depends his much info you know about them, names, DOB etc. Could ring their electricity provider and tell them they're moving out and want the electricity disconnected.

[Slothman]

Why is it that when I sit on the toilet eating hundreds and thousands I don't s#$% out technicolor??

How does my ass open and close without a hinge?

Does my s@#$ taper at the end so my ass doesn't close with a bang?

Just a few questions I pondered last night.....

[WBennett]

You WAnkers are a wierd lot

[simmsy]

He's from Albany. Not really a part of WA. Sort of a Western Provence of Tasmania

[Peppas]

He's from Albany. Not really a part of WA. Sort of a Western Provence of Tasmania

Wasn't Dave_1 from Albany?

[LeftyHoges]

Wasn't Dave_1 from Albany?

Says enough really, doesn't it.

[Dotty]

It all makes sense, when you take into account ...

If this country ever needs a suppository, then Albany is the place.

[Johnny Canuck]

It all makes sense, when you take into account ...

If this country ever needs a suppository, then Albany is the place.

In related news, Rubin has announced a move to Albany.

[Slothman]

ROFLMAO....

Poor Rubin....seems to be the butt of everyone's jokes.....

As for all the disparaging remarks about Albany.......there is only so much you can do to discourage miscreants from other parts of the country to move here.....so you guys keep that up and stay the hell away ;p

[LeftyHoges]

Poor Rubin....seems to be the butt of everyone's jokes.....


I see what you did there. :)

[Slothman]

I see what you did there. :)

:wink:

[Scifisicko]

what time does the 9 o'clock bus leave?

[Slothman]

what time does the 9 o'clock bus leave?

Daylight Savings Time adjusted??

[Daves]

what time does the 9 o'clock bus leave?

If DC68 is driving it, it will leave when he is bloody well ready...:wink:

[BenM]

He's from Albany. Not really a part of WA. Sort of a Western Provence of Tasmania

Don't try and handball him to us, we don't want him either :D

[Slothman]

Don't try and handball him to us, we don't want him either :D

That makes sense, I mean I am not related and still have all my own teeth.

[Steve57]

That makes sense, I mean I am not related and still have all my own teeth.
Do you only have one head?

[schmuck]

Why does a broomhandle not truly exist?

[Peppas]

Why does a broomhandle not truly exist?

Who's this bloke??

[schmuck]

Who's this bloke??

:D tresspasser

[Slothman]

Is it wrong that while doing a pro/cons list to quit my job the first things on the Pro side where

- Golf Club in good nick, don't need replacing. Bag close enough to complete.
- Membership paid up until March next year.

And the cons where..

- Might not be able to afford monthly lessons.
- Might have to limit golf based on excessive drinking.

[Dotty]

Now that they've found wreckage off WA ...

Did a Rubin drive take out MH370?

[Dotty]

Oops. Duplicate post.

Bloody CIA.

[mrbluu]

Now that they've found wreckage off WA ...

Did a Rubin drive take out MH370?


Oops. Duplicate post.

Bloody CIA.

How did dotty decide which post to delete and which post to keep without starting s thread??

[KristianJ]

Now that they've found wreckage off WA ...Did a Rubin drive take out MH370? Metres hit: 370?

[Dotty]

How did dotty decide which post to delete and which post to keep without starting s thread??
Colonel Flagg told me.

[BenM]

And how is ole Randy?

[markTHEblake]

Working for the CNC