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hocko
10th April 2012, 05:05 PM
Friday 18th May 2012 @ 11.30

Anyone keen?

Group 1;
Andrew Martin (Vic)
Tourfit
Johnny Canuck
IDgolfguy

Group 2;
Zac Rollins (SA)
Simmsy
Golfnut
Yoss

TourFit
10th April 2012, 05:48 PM
Yep...I'm keen.

BTW, I got your PM, sorry about not replying. Easter was hectic, and gettin' ready to go away too, so between work and stuff for the trip it's been cwazy!

I'll check it out about work, and talk to you about it when I get back...but I'm not feelin' I'm in much of a position to do anything about it.

hocko
10th April 2012, 06:00 PM
No probs.....

idgolfguy
10th April 2012, 08:24 PM
In!

Shadesy
10th April 2012, 08:26 PM
Hmmm pencil!!

hocko
10th April 2012, 08:33 PM
True, total new hole...I do like it, could be the signature

Johnny Canuck
10th April 2012, 08:43 PM
Filled in the pond? Interesting. It was a funky hole. Not sure if it was a good hole, but definitely funky. Similar design?

hocko
10th April 2012, 08:57 PM
More of a linksy type hole, about 170 long, slight downhill, front bunkers and a green that has more bumps than a 55 year old prostitute!

Johnny Canuck
10th April 2012, 09:06 PM
More of a linksy type hole, about 170 long, slight downhill, front bunkers and a green that has more bumps than a 55 year old prostitute!

Must resist...

Golfnut
10th April 2012, 09:11 PM
I'm keen Hocko but not sure if my Golflink number will let me in the comp.....I'll ring and find out tomorrow.

hocko
10th April 2012, 09:21 PM
OK, let me know

hocko
10th April 2012, 09:22 PM
I should be able to squeeze two groups of three, maybe another group.
It depends on corporate invites.

rubin
10th April 2012, 09:31 PM
I'm keen.

Golfnut
11th April 2012, 09:23 AM
OK, let me know I'm in Hocko, called this morning and my Glink is ok for this.

hocko
13th April 2012, 11:12 AM
OK gents, i can only get three players in.
First in best dressed or whomever pays the most.
I think Tourfit should be in the group as he was the first to reply and cannot respond to this thread right now.
Objections?

Golfnut
13th April 2012, 11:24 AM
3 plus you or 2 plus you plus pro?

If 3 then 'Fit, Vic and me or Shades but I think he was pencil.

hocko
13th April 2012, 11:35 AM
Three plus the Pro.
I will be in another group.

Golfnut
13th April 2012, 11:43 AM
Ok cool, leave it up to you mate.

TourFit
13th April 2012, 11:34 PM
I think Tourfit should be in the group as he was the first to reply and cannot respond to this thread right now.
Objections?

Yeah, I object. I can too respond to this thread!

Nice though hocko...invite some OzGolfers, get some numbers, and then calmly inform them that you will be elsewhere :lol:

hocko
14th April 2012, 07:56 AM
Yeah, I object. I can too respond to this thread!

Nice though hocko...invite some OzGolfers, get some numbers, and then calmly inform them that you will be elsewhere :lol:
I thought i was doing something nice!
Obviously not good enough.

Nuffie
16th April 2012, 09:59 PM
Far out, I'm away for this too, pfft.

TourFit
16th April 2012, 10:35 PM
I thought i was doing something nice!
Obviously not good enough.

You are.

You wouldn't want your game to be in jeopardy playing with WAnkers anyway! :mrgreen:




Far out, I'm away for this too, pfft.

Off space racing in Area 51 again Nuff?

Nuffie
19th April 2012, 03:23 PM
Off space racing in Area 51 again Nuff?Yeah, another week in the outback.I haven't played Melville since Nov 2010.Would be good to examine the changed 17th. The old one resulted in a lost ball if you missed a middle pin 3m to the left. Bet that destroyed a few good rounds in the making over the years.

hocko
7th May 2012, 04:57 PM
OK gents, two spots left.
First two to respond with email addresses are in.
PM if you wish.

Golfnut
7th May 2012, 05:03 PM
Get in there boys!!!

Johnny Canuck
7th May 2012, 05:06 PM
@

hocko
7th May 2012, 05:07 PM
@ (Makingputts@yahoo.ca)
Seriously?

simmsy
7th May 2012, 05:16 PM
JC is nearly always serious.

Yossarian
7th May 2012, 05:17 PM
Mmmm. How mucho $

hocko
7th May 2012, 05:19 PM
In or not?
I will discuss costs later.

simmsy
7th May 2012, 05:20 PM
About as much as you usually like to spend.

simmsy
7th May 2012, 05:21 PM
You still drinking Pure Blonde Hocko?

Yossarian
7th May 2012, 05:21 PM
About as much as you usually like to spend.

I have no problem spending cash, I just wanted to hit it, as I have allowed you to do with clubs...

Pencil me in hocko, I have an assignment due midday that date but should be all good!

idgolfguy
7th May 2012, 05:22 PM
You still drinking Pure Blonde Hocko?
No just hanging out with them.

simmsy
7th May 2012, 05:29 PM
I have no problem spending cash, I just wanted to hit it, as I have allowed you to do with clubs...

Pencil me in hocko, I have an assignment due midday that date but should be all good!
huh?

hocko
7th May 2012, 05:30 PM
I have no problem spending cash, I just wanted to hit it, as I have allowed you to do with clubs...

Pencil me in hocko, I have an assignment due midday that date but should be all good!
Yoss, i can't pencil as this is invite only.
You'll have to make a decision.

Yossarian
7th May 2012, 05:30 PM
I thought you were having a dig about the srixon driver. xox

Yossarian
7th May 2012, 05:30 PM
Yoss, i can't pencil as this is invite only.
You'll have to make a decision.

Furry muff, out then.

idgolfguy
7th May 2012, 05:33 PM
Pencil!
Lawyers, wo kao!

Yossarian
7th May 2012, 05:33 PM
**** it, I'll play.

Johnny Canuck
7th May 2012, 05:34 PM
JC is nearly always serious. Yep.

hocko
7th May 2012, 05:35 PM
You still drinking Pure Blonde Hocko?
Yes

hocko
7th May 2012, 05:36 PM
**** it, I'll play.
OK. PM email address.

Yossarian
7th May 2012, 05:38 PM
OK. PM email address.

manlove69@gbanger.co

simmsy
7th May 2012, 05:39 PM
Pure Blonde it is. Ill probably make it down this week to ur Wshop

idgolfguy
7th May 2012, 05:39 PM
Sure it's not manlove69@gbanger.co.ck

hocko
7th May 2012, 05:40 PM
manlove69@gbanger.co
Thanks, i will send it through to the Melville GM so he can send you the invite.

Daz_Golfa
7th May 2012, 06:15 PM
Sent PM.. Daz

hocko
7th May 2012, 06:23 PM
Sorry Daz, all gone

hocko
9th May 2012, 08:38 AM
Groups updated in the OP.
Pro's are yet to be allocated but we are group 1, 2 and 3 so we get the top three players.
Range balls are available from 11.00AM.
If anyone doesn't have an itinerary then let me know.

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 08:44 AM
What is a Melville Scramble?

hocko
9th May 2012, 08:48 AM
What is a Melville Scramble?
Me. Everytime i play!

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 08:49 AM
Boom tush!

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 08:50 AM
Whoops, kiwi auto correct.

Yossarian
9th May 2012, 08:51 AM
Great now dave1 knows my full name.

Are you not playing hocko?

hocko
9th May 2012, 09:01 AM
I am with some other people, customers.

hocko
9th May 2012, 09:03 AM
Great now dave1 knows my full name.

Are you not playing hocko?
Whoops, OP updated with Ozgolf names.

rubin
9th May 2012, 09:05 AM
Congrats on spelling id's name right though......

hocko
9th May 2012, 09:52 AM
Details here.

1677516776

TourFit
9th May 2012, 10:57 AM
Wow...that's quite a big night.

Wonder if there will be a happy ending on 18 (after the masseuse on 17)

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 11:06 AM
Rubes is in the cabaret. It is drag Friday for him.

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 11:07 AM
Simmsy's team will have their choice of 3 x 180m drives or the pros.

Yossarian
9th May 2012, 11:12 AM
Simmsy's team will have their choice of 3 x 180m drives or the pros.

You hurt my cyber feelings.

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 11:15 AM
Cyber hug

Yossarian
9th May 2012, 11:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDkT2md4kfY

Cyber cough.

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 11:34 AM
Awesome video.

idgolfguy
9th May 2012, 09:15 PM
Is there going to be any betting possible? If so, is the pro also invited to join in?

Daz_Golfa
9th May 2012, 09:27 PM
Sorry Daz, all gone

No problem, have a really great day. Dazza

Johnny Canuck
9th May 2012, 09:34 PM
Lots of ntp betting when we are all playing from the same drive.

hocko
10th May 2012, 11:25 AM
Is there going to be any betting possible? If so, is the pro also invited to join in?
I can't see why not, what happens in the group stays in the group.
I would think that some extra cash for the guys on the Pro-Am circuit wouldn't go astray!
We should have a wager between our groups?

Johnny Canuck
10th May 2012, 11:27 AM
I reckon simmsy's group uses 14 of the pro's drives.

Yossarian
10th May 2012, 12:31 PM
How many are you allowed?

Golfnut
10th May 2012, 12:47 PM
I reckon simmsy's group uses 14 of the pro's drives. I reckon the pro in group 1 will walk off after the 3rd after listening to JC and 'Fit arguing and ID Philosophising about his putting.

idgolfguy
10th May 2012, 03:10 PM
No longer on putting. Now moved onto irons.

Golfnut
10th May 2012, 03:12 PM
Haha, I can't keep up ID ;)

idgolfguy
10th May 2012, 03:22 PM
Putting is the best it is ever going to get. Now applying the same philosophy to short irons.

simmsy
10th May 2012, 03:27 PM
i just hope the pro in fits group is dressed to a level suitable to fit.

Yossarian
10th May 2012, 05:42 PM
I'll try to remember.

TourFit
11th May 2012, 12:01 PM
i just hope the pro in fits group is dressed to a level suitable to fit.

Only if he's a TaylorMade contracted pro!

I shall be relatively subdued, I'm sure.

Canuck, I like the NTP from the spot of the drive. Great idea. Maybe a 3 way bet for the most number of drives counted in the day too.

hocko
14th May 2012, 09:26 AM
Updated OP.
Pro's have been allocated.

simmsy
14th May 2012, 10:05 AM
Zac who?!

Johnny Canuck
14th May 2012, 10:13 AM
Is.he 5'9" and hits it 180?

Yossarian
14th May 2012, 10:22 AM
Rollins probably should have been in fits group.

Johnny Canuck
14th May 2012, 10:29 AM
I didn't say weighs 180.

simmsy
14th May 2012, 10:40 AM
atleast its not Zac Dawson

TourFit
14th May 2012, 10:47 AM
We've already got a Vic in our group...!

(Let's hope he's a Collingwood man. Then we'll rile him up and take his side bet money.)

I HATE MAGPIE FANS

Golfnut
14th May 2012, 11:13 AM
atleast its not Zac Dawson Wish it was....I'd make sure he didn't leave the course. He is a dead set useless turd.

gregorywannabe
14th May 2012, 01:03 PM
Turns out the wife has wangled her way into the pro-am. She saw Rebecca in the office and said if anyone rings up looking for a replacement due to someone dropping out of their group then give them her name. So it turns out she's playing in one of the 3 groups that have something to do with the Hyatt Coolum (not sure of the details). She's under pressure though as she's replacing Nick Piani (+3hcp)! :)

I'll be there for dinner/entertainment later so may catch up with some of you then.

gw

hocko
14th May 2012, 01:07 PM
There will be 7 of us there gwb but i doubt Nut will have a leave pass for evening activities!

Johnny Canuck
14th May 2012, 01:12 PM
Andrew Martin, Test from WWE? Thought he was dead.

rubin
14th May 2012, 02:55 PM
Andrew Martin, Test from WWE? Thought he was dead.

I hope you found that out via google.

If you knew that without having to check it - you have no right at all to try and call me, Yoss, or anyone else ghey.

Johnny Canuck
14th May 2012, 07:48 PM
I hope you found that out via google.If you knew that without having to check it - you have no right at all to try and call me, Yoss, or anyone else ghey.Knowing a wrestler's name and that he is dead is more ghey than smoking pole? I think not.

TourFit
14th May 2012, 10:47 PM
Pretty close though

Johnny Canuck
14th May 2012, 10:59 PM
16879

Rubes, thinking of you in your running tights.

Love, Test.
xoxo

sms316
15th May 2012, 07:07 AM
Andrew Martin, Test from WWE? Thought he was dead. Nice. Pump handle slam. I've played against Andrew in a Vic v ACT match. Didn't end well for sms.

TourFit
15th May 2012, 10:39 AM
I've played against Andrew in a Vic v ACT match. Didn't end well for sms.

What...he stole your pies?

Don't worry, I'll steal his back in a weird 3-way multi year revenge plot

Yossarian
15th May 2012, 10:41 AM
Knowing a wrestler's name and that he is dead is more ghey than smoking pole? I think not.

:lol:

Johnny Canuck
15th May 2012, 10:45 AM
I will just hit him with a chair.

hocko
16th May 2012, 10:56 PM
OK fella's how about this?
$30 per team and winning team takes all?

TourFit
16th May 2012, 11:01 PM
$10 each seems fair to me.

Golfnut will lowball you, and then take Yoss's offer of the $10 from another thread, to make up the team $30. Simmsy is straight down the line as always and will be up for a punt!

idgolfguy
17th May 2012, 12:09 AM
Yes.Fit, will you have the shaft ready with Str8fit ready?

Shadesy
17th May 2012, 08:30 AM
Dam I could of played this now!!

hocko
17th May 2012, 08:51 AM
Dam I could of played this now!!
Aren't you out of the country?

Shadesy
17th May 2012, 09:07 AM
Aren't you out of the country?

My dates were changed!

simmsy
17th May 2012, 09:08 AM
Check to see if Golfnut has a full pardon from the guv'na!

hocko
17th May 2012, 09:22 AM
My dates were changed!
Did you get a PM this morning?

idgolfguy
17th May 2012, 09:26 AM
Dam I could of played this now!! Could of? Could have..Grammar police.

Yossarian
17th May 2012, 09:33 AM
My dates were changed!

No date jokes please. It is sore.

Shadesy
17th May 2012, 09:39 AM
I hear I get to play off Yoss's Cap ;-)

Golfnut
17th May 2012, 09:39 AM
Check to see if Golfnut has a full pardon from the guv'na! Full pardon received. Woo hoo!

Johnny Canuck
17th May 2012, 09:54 AM
I hear I get to play off Yoss's Cap ;-) I believe playing off someone else's cap is a couple of years suspension for both parties. Nice risk to take.

TourFit
17th May 2012, 01:31 PM
Yoss (or Rubin too) playing off his OWN 'cap should result in a couple of years' suspension, surely?

Yossarian
17th May 2012, 01:45 PM
What?

tommyg
17th May 2012, 02:47 PM
Score update?

Yossarian
17th May 2012, 02:51 PM
It is tomorrow.

TourFit
17th May 2012, 02:56 PM
Fit, will you have the shaft ready with Str8fit ready?

Yes Vic...ready now.

TXT sent!!!

tommyg
17th May 2012, 03:07 PM
Bugger its only Thursday. I thought it was Friday for a minute there.

Johnny Canuck
17th May 2012, 03:12 PM
I was wondering where everybody was.

simmsy
17th May 2012, 04:16 PM
in a meeting with a Venezuelan hottie.

Johnny Canuck
17th May 2012, 04:30 PM
Nice.

hocko
17th May 2012, 04:45 PM
I was wondering where everybody was.
I was talking to you!

hocko
17th May 2012, 06:53 PM
Yes Vic...ready now.

TXT sent!!!
Are mine ready?

TourFit
17th May 2012, 10:33 PM
Unfortunately, no. I went to start some prep & stuff for them today and discovered that if they are to be soft stepped as discussed, they will still need a 1/4" extension!!!

I'll talk to you tomorrow whether or not it is worth the extra $$$ just for a 1/4". You could always just play them 1/2* more upright to compensate.

Nuffie
18th May 2012, 02:23 PM
Andrew Martin, Test from WWE? Thought he was dead.

Don't think it's the same Andrew Martin, Test is dead for sure. I was a fan. He was also a bodyguard for the 'Material Girl' at one stage, so I read...

Yossarian
18th May 2012, 02:24 PM
It is the same bloke nuffie, Sorrocks looked it up.

Nuffie
18th May 2012, 02:56 PM
He died in 2009. He overdosed, following his suffering of the same medical condition that claimed Chris Benoit.

BTW, hope you guys are having fun at Melville whilst I drive around in this dust bowl.

Shadesy
18th May 2012, 09:11 PM
Great day.. Thanks to Hocko!

Our group played OK just couldn't string consecutive holes together!

Were some WAnker winners!

Nuffie
18th May 2012, 09:58 PM
Great day.. Thanks to Hocko!Our group played OK just couldn't string consecutive holes together!Were some WAnker winners!Ok WAnkers spill the beans, what went down?

Johnny Canuck
18th May 2012, 10:52 PM
Hocko's team came second
Shadesy got his ass out twice
Tourfit talked
Canuck won long drive
Tourfit talked
IdGG shocked the pro with his vulgar language
Tourfit talked
Canuck hit his first 2 comp shanks
Tourfit talked.

sms316
18th May 2012, 11:30 PM
Talk us through the two shermans.

Yossarian
19th May 2012, 12:06 AM
Shanks canuck!!! Really??!

Johnny Canuck
19th May 2012, 12:58 AM
The first one I had just received a shoulder rub from the masseuse and was feeling great. I though to myself "the ball is a little back in your stance", but pulled the trigger and bam!

The second was pure shank. No massage, no bad placement. Pure shank.

idgolfguy
19th May 2012, 01:00 AM
Great day! Good finish to the night. Just got home.
Thanks Hocko!

idgolfguy
19th May 2012, 01:02 AM
It wasn't my vulgar language, I was paraphrasing my neighbor's discourse with me over the fence on Mother's Day morning.

Johnny Canuck
19th May 2012, 01:10 AM
I am still shocked ID.

Cheers for the day Hocks!

Nuffie
19th May 2012, 08:23 AM
It wasn't my vulgar language, I was paraphrasing my neighbor's discourse with me over the fence on Mother's Day morning.
I knew it... Not in ID's nature to be like that, he's just had an interesting time of late trying to keep smoke out of his family's place from some neighbor who is obsessed with burning things all night long. If smoke signals are what he's trying to send, they are a bit difficult to interpret in the night. Sounds like last nights event was what ID needed and wished I'd been there to share it.

Well done Hocko, what did you win for 2nd place?? Good work getting the ozgolf groups together for the day.

AND Shades: That ass seems to be making more appearences than the prime ministers nose (as it continues to grow longer and also just like that ass, keeps getting further and further 'out there' for all to observe). Maybe you should run for PM, coz I think your attribute has hers covered.

JC... not one but TWO shanks? We all do it. I hit one three weeks ago on a par 3 from the tee, and still somehow walked away with a par. It happened when I was thinking of three shots to play mid-backswing and on the way down, failed to decide on time which one.

And it wouldn't be the same if TourFit wasn't having a 'Jabba-jonk' fest with the pro about his shafts/headweight/gear/specs, etc. Nothing's changed :).

Shadesy
19th May 2012, 09:20 AM
Thanks to my group, Golfnut, Simmsy and Tourfit!

simmsy
19th May 2012, 09:59 AM
Thanks Hocko for allowing us all to partake in a great day out and good feed. The sight of 8 blokes drueling over the "supremes" was a little, i dont know. Just didnt seem right.
MGGC put on a great day and thx to our Pro, Henry and nut and Shades. Youve still got a sweet ass shadesy. Ur wife must be so proud of you.

Yossarian
19th May 2012, 10:00 AM
Drooling?

simmsy
19th May 2012, 10:02 AM
Argh. Piss off ya cheeky little bugga.

Also big ups to Hocko shot a 74/75??

simmsy
19th May 2012, 10:06 AM
Hey i just remembered i didnt pay up for our bets to Hocko. Did everyone else? $10 each.

Johnny Canuck
19th May 2012, 10:07 AM
I paid with the money I won from Fit and ID.

hocko
19th May 2012, 10:19 AM
Argh. Piss off ya cheeky little bugga. Also big ups to Hocko shot a 74/75?? It was 75, added our teams scratch score and we had 66

hocko
19th May 2012, 10:26 AM
Just had a look at the results, one of the pro's had 92 and another had 88! How can you play that bad in such good conditions?

Shadesy
19th May 2012, 11:26 AM
Hey i just remembered i didnt pay up for our bets to Hocko. Did everyone else? $10 each.

I paid Hocko!

Nut owes me $6!

Johnny Canuck
19th May 2012, 11:28 AM
Just had a look at the results, one of the pro's had 92 and another had 88! How can you play that bad in such good conditions? They played a lot of parallel holes to Fit.

Yossarian
19th May 2012, 11:41 AM
I paid Hocko!

Nut owes me $6!

Or one pie down south?

Glad you had a good day boys!

simmsy
19th May 2012, 11:49 AM
hows ya ring?

Yossarian
19th May 2012, 11:50 AM
Better, i probably would have made it through yesterday in retrospect.

idgolfguy
19th May 2012, 12:02 PM
Paid Hocko

Golfnut
19th May 2012, 01:31 PM
Echo what the other lads said, great day out....the evening was even better!!! Really nice food, entertainment was pretty good and was good to hang out with some OZgolfers for more than just a beer or two for a change. BIG thanks to Hocko for the invite, my first pro/am and I really enjoyed it........we (our group) played a lot of uninspiring golf.......highlight was our pro Zak's shot into the par 3 for a HIO attempt that got oh so close which got our group pretty excited.

Thanks to simmsy & shadesy in my group, always a pleasure gents.....and thanks to shadesy's ass for making the obligatory appearance at another Ozgolf gathering......it's becoming quite the tradition now.




And no, I haven't paid up on our wagers.....i'll drop off the dough to Hocko during the week.
Shadesy disappeared too quick yesterday but I'm good for it mate ;)