Serena Williams

[sms316]

Interesting looking "person". So what is the deal?

I think this thread demands pics.

http://i39.tinypic.com/15fhqhc.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/e5lmh2.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/sesw88.jpg

[TourFit]

You forgot...is scary.

Scarier than Scary Spice!!!

[Moe Norman]

who would?

[dan]

no class. all arse.

[yoyo]

That is one ugly doode

[LeftyHoges]

She's not the most unattractive person in the world....








































She's the 2nd ​most.....

[PeteyD]

She is a woman, she breathes, what is your problemo?

[Daves]

So is Yoss out buying lube?

[LukeyRazz]

ive got a mate who reckons shes a goer.

mind you, he does a bit of a beastiality fetish :neutral:

[Marto65]

I think this thread is so funny when you look at the oil painting that started it ...

For the record, I'd give her one .... but I like to live dangerously.

[Yossarian]

So is Yoss out buying lube?

My tears will be sufficient/.

[LukeyRazz]

For the record, I'd give her one .... but I like to live dangerously.

i dont know how much you would give her, she seems more the type to give it to you...

http://theinfosphere.org/images/6/69/Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood.jpg

[popper81]

My tears will be sufficient/. Tears are the best lube of all..

[Eldrick]

Serena Williams-for when you're too scared for real bestiality

[Yossarian]

Tears are the best lube of all..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g3RmfTD4s&feature=related

At 3:51

[sms316]

I think this thread is so funny when you look at the oil painting that started it ...

You still sporting that porno 'tache? Imagine if she decided to go for a ride on it.

[idgolfguy]

Is it the roids?

[popper81]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g3RmfTD4s&feature=relatedAt 3:51 You owe me 1 minute of my life back.... You WAnkers are freaky!!

[sms316]

Is it the roids?
Haemor?

[Pieface]

i dont know how much you would give her, she seems more the type to give it to you...

http://theinfosphere.org/images/6/69/Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood.jpg

Doesn't matter. Had snu-snu!

[Marto65]

You still sporting that porno 'tache? Imagine if she decided to go for a ride on it.

Mate ... that went well before the end of Movember ...

[dave1]

The williams bothers....


..Err I mean sisters are great tennis players lets leave it at that hey!

[Dazza]

Yeti fo' sure.

[Jarro]

I'd hit it .....

[Dcanto]

I'd hit it ..... What with, a cricket bat?

[Cosmopolite]

I think this thread is so funny when you look at the oil painting that started it ...

that is gold Marto!

[Peter]

I'd hit it .....You would need a stepladder.

[Daves]

I'd hit it .....


What with, a cricket bat?


You would need a stepladder.

Yea, you would get on alright Jarro, but you wouldn't have anyone to talk to whilst you were there!;)

[Eag's]

Serena fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[PeteyD]

There is plenty around far more ugly. Just go to the Hyperdome for an hour.

[Moe Norman]

I'd give her one, just to see how hard she goes.

It would be great to take her to the edge, then deny her. Although she may eat you as a result

[Pieface]

Don't understand the hate really. Just don't look up pictures of her in bathing suits if you find her unattractive...

As far as her tennis goes she was obviously a beast in her day with the silverware to prove it.

[goughy]

This thread is all kinds of wrong!

[Jarro]

Yea, you would get on alright Jarro, but you wouldn't have anyone to talk to whilst you were there!;)

No worries mate, i'll have Ryan Adams blaring on my ipod while i go about my business ;)

[sms316]

I'd hit it .....
She'd hit you.

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

Customs weren't going to let her back in the country after they detained her last year on suspected smuggling chargers. She was called in for questioning after they suspected she was trying to smuggle out two adult males hariy nosed wombats in the back pockets of her jeans. Turns out her pockets were empty.

[goughy]

So they thought she had some booty in her booty?

[3oneday]

I'd hit it .....Without doubt, she's all woman, the only female tennis player i like to watch. Pity she doesn't squeal like the blond ruskie.

You guys probably didn't appreciate Pammy Anderson either :p

[paulyboy]

Watched her play in the Aussie Open a few years ago, front row, right over the players chairs.
I reckon she's fine!

[oncewasagolfer]

Me and a mate after a few drinks have been known to call her donkey and her sister diddy complete with hand slap:)

[Ronny]

They shook a tree, a gorilla fell out, they shaved it and put a dress on it. BAM! You have Serena Williams

[Golfnut]

........I can't decide :smt087........I think I would tap that, it's the 'getting eaten' bit after I don't think I like.

[Goldy]

Better she eats you than vice versa......ewwwww.

[dc68]

Better she eats you than vice versa......ewwwww. Imagine going the munch just after a tough 3 setter?

[CobraSS]

Imagine going the munch just after a tough 3 setter?

:smt037

[TheNuclearOne]

No worries mate, i'll have Ryan Adams blaring on my ipod while i go about my business ;)

"Down in a Hole"

:D

[Goldy]

:smt037

What he said.

[Webster]

For you blokes who are giving Serena the thumbs down, please answer me this:

If Serena was standing beside the roughest looking female that you ever threw the leg over, and you had to bang one of them, would Serena or the ugly chick get the nod?

[Ronny]

You mean there is uglier than Serena Jack?? She's got a head like a half sucked mangoe

[Goldy]

Ugly chick.

At least time has proven that I live to survive the encounter(s).

[ddasey]

SMS

So Serena or Karrie ???

Who would be the strongest in the .........

[dc68]

K Hull........ apparently.

[ddasey]

K Hull........ apparently.

Yes but we all know he is a little partial for Karrie !!

[Goldy]

Karrie or Serena...hmmmmm.

There goes the last remaining shred of my libido.

[PeteyD]

Fussy bugger.

[Goldy]

Not really.

Given the lesbian golfer option, I'll take the SMS-outed K Hull in preference to both of the above.

Then again, can we start a conversation around Michelle Wie, please.

PLEASE.

[PeteyD]

K Hull knocked SMS back, so he thinks she is a carpet bagger. :D

Paula Creamer for mine, go the pink panther.

[Goldy]

K Hull knocked SMS back, so he thinks she is a carpet bagger. :D


If that's the only criteria, then there goes the future of the species.

I like the Paula call.

Finally, the voice of reason.

[sms316]

SMS

So Serena or Karrie ???

Who would be the strongest in the .........
Serena would be far stronger. Karrie would be the ride of your life.


K Hull........ apparently.
Hull has been on the range at Pelican all week. Saw her yesterday and she was far bigger in person than on tv. A strong woman is a good find.

I know a guy who was on the receiving end of some oral pleasure from her a few years back. Now she is very close to her female personal trainer.

[TheTrueReview]

... I know a guy who was on the receiving end of some oral pleasure from her [Hull] a few years back. Now she is very close to her female personal trainer.

Doesn't she have a strong connection with the Lord Baby Jesus also?

[qbnchopper]

Considering I'm quite fond of Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario, Serena is a no brainer for a a bit of this chopper-lovin... Arantxa is at the tennis this week too !

[Webster]

Doesn't she have a strong connection with the Lord Baby Jesus also?

Where does she connect with him?

[yoyo]

Id pound it for a porsche and her PIN number.