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Shadesy
16th January 2012, 11:36 PM
Pretty same caps, so will probably be of the stick.

Get a leave pass GolfNut and we can get this done.

We can play for heavily discounted pies!

Looking like St Glen iris Friday, 17th of February 1:06pm!

1. Shadesy - The People Ass
2. Golf "No Clubs are to cheap for me" Nut
3. Ali Simmsy and his 40 Drivers ( pencil)
4. Open

Rumour has ID and Hocko may get the MP in as well!

Golfnut
17th January 2012, 04:03 PM
Too easy mate, I'm good most Monday or Friday arvos.

GI works for me if ok for you.

As long as the pies aren't from the so called 'best bakery in Dunsborough' :roll:

TourFit
17th January 2012, 04:18 PM
Did someone say pies...?

Shadesy
17th January 2012, 06:05 PM
This Friday....2.30 Pm Tee off..Glen Virus? We should get 18 in on carts!

Yossarian
17th January 2012, 07:01 PM
You'd probably get through without carts you soft man. I could be keen.

tommyg
17th January 2012, 08:38 PM
I might be up for this as well. Warm up matchplay challenge yoss?

Yossarian
17th January 2012, 08:40 PM
Yeah sure, what are you playing off?

Shadesy
17th January 2012, 08:42 PM
Still need the ok from golfnut!??

Man up Yoss and play him off the stick! Reckon you could take him!

Shadesy
18th January 2012, 08:34 PM
Are we on Luigi?

Golfnut
18th January 2012, 10:47 PM
Sorry Shades....missed that. Can't do this Friday.

What about Monday? Can we get away closer to 1'ish?

Shadesy
18th January 2012, 11:04 PM
Can't do mondays at the minute as I start later for work! Hmm let me think about it!

Golfnut
23rd January 2012, 10:20 AM
Sickie today Shades?

Shadesy
23rd January 2012, 11:46 AM
No chance golfy... I have a tender due and with thursday off I am no chance to get any time off!

Looking at the second week of feb as I can maybe sneak out then!

Golfnut
27th January 2012, 12:04 AM
Monday 13th? 2pm tee off?

No go mate.....my boy's going in for an operation that day so I'll be home looking after the girls that arvo.....that week is pretty ****ed for me, i'll be under the pump to get my work done.

Shadesy
27th January 2012, 09:40 AM
No go mate.....my boy's going in for an operation that day so I'll be home looking after the girls that arvo.....that week is pretty ****ed for me, i'll be under the pump to get my work done.

U set the time mate, I'll work around it! I work full time, but can wrangle some time in the morning or afternoon! Any Saturday is good as well, if u wanted to do a comp at kb?

idgolfguy
27th January 2012, 10:16 AM
No go mate.....my boy's going in for an operation that day...Hope everything is OK GN?

Golfnut
27th January 2012, 10:30 PM
Should be ok mate......just adenoids and possibly tonsils if the surgeon finds anything out of the ordinary......we've just noticed over the past year how tired he's getting by the end of the day (which has its obvious effects with his behaviour) and now him moving into 5 days a week school, we thought we better look into the issue more closely. He has very narrowed airways in his nose and that combined with a bit asthma got us thinking maybe his adenoids could be large and they were.....massive actually, which explains a lot. The doc was quite shocked when he looked at his X-rays.
Thanks for asking Vic. :D

idgolfguy
27th January 2012, 10:41 PM
Had they same problem as a kid. My son is quite nasally.

Golfnut
27th January 2012, 10:48 PM
Yes, he's also gotten quite nasally over the last 6 months or so too.

Shadesy
28th January 2012, 08:27 AM
Hope it all goes well GN!

Golfnut
28th January 2012, 10:58 AM
Cheers mate.

tommyg
28th January 2012, 03:22 PM
Best of luck with it mate... its a pretty run-o-the-mill procedure so I'm sure he'll be fine and much better for it.
Is it hereditory? Maybe thats what stunted your growth...

TourFit
28th January 2012, 07:10 PM
Golfnut has even taken to teaching the offspring to lowball AIR nowadays! :-s

Hope all goes well 'Nut. I'm sure it will...and before you know it the little fella will have as much energy in the evenings as he did in the morning. No tiredness at all. He'll still be bouncing around at 8pm...

Golfnut
1st February 2012, 06:16 PM
Hahaha 'Fit, that's all we need, a kid with TOO much energy;).

Thanks for the well wishes lads.

Golfnut
1st February 2012, 06:17 PM
Shades, are you a chance for this Friday, 1-1.30 tee off?

Golfnut
1st February 2012, 11:46 PM
Shades, are you a chance for this Friday, 1-1.30 tee off?

BUMP

simmsy
2nd February 2012, 12:19 AM
Hes running scared nut.

TourFit
2nd February 2012, 02:11 PM
He won't play this 'til he gets a 6 iron!

Shadesy
2nd February 2012, 02:25 PM
I missed this...I don't think so as the boss is in this week! Probably next week.

I'll test the water..

Don't need a 6 around glen iris!

Golfnut
2nd February 2012, 02:29 PM
Don't need it for GI surely.

Edit. Beat me to it mate

simmsy
3rd February 2012, 06:46 PM
when you two clowns playing this?

Shadesy
6th February 2012, 05:40 PM
Nut any chance for early tomorrow morning? 6am tee off?

Golfnut
6th February 2012, 06:17 PM
No can do mate, what about Friday arvo?

simmsy
6th February 2012, 06:17 PM
Nope. his missus knows he doesn't need to start his job until 8.

Golfnut
6th February 2012, 06:19 PM
5.30 start tomorrow old man. 6.30-7am most other days.

Shadesy
6th February 2012, 06:22 PM
No can do mate, what about Friday arvo?

I'll try!

idgolfguy
6th February 2012, 06:33 PM
I could be in for Friday if there is a slot maybe Hocko and I could do ours.

hocko
6th February 2012, 08:17 PM
Could be a possibility.

idgolfguy
6th February 2012, 08:23 PM
I'm free from about 1 - 1.30pm on Friday at this stage.

Shadesy
6th February 2012, 09:23 PM
U could just about get away with 2.30, 3 would be definite!

I'm assuming nut wants a 1pm tee off???

idgolfguy
6th February 2012, 09:36 PM
He has to be home by 4.30pm

Golfnut
6th February 2012, 09:36 PM
If it's a 4 ball, then yes 1-1.30 for this Friday.....wifey's going out for dinner so need to be home by 6 at the latest to sort the kids out.

Friday arvo golf is generally slow golf at places like GI.

Too early for you shades?

idgolfguy
6th February 2012, 09:55 PM
Where are you intending on playing - will depend on what Hocko wants to do.

Shadesy
6th February 2012, 09:59 PM
I work full time mate, I can sneak out on occasions but it's always touch and go! Friday I can get away with 3 pm finish usually but 1.30 is still Lunchtime.

I can check with work, see who's in and out that arvo!

Golfnut
6th February 2012, 10:02 PM
^^^Ok, see how you go mate.

ID, we are playing GI at this stage.....easy for both of us to get to, shadesy's work is only down the road from there.

idgolfguy
6th February 2012, 10:08 PM
I'll ask Hocko

simmsy
7th February 2012, 08:52 AM
oooooyeah! Glen Iris.....the Augusta National of WA!

Golfnut
7th February 2012, 09:34 AM
Its no Royal Woodchipfield but Still a decent honest test of golf IMO.

Yossarian
7th February 2012, 09:39 AM
If by honest you mean it lets me shoot sub 40 scores.

simmsy
7th February 2012, 09:46 AM
Has it changed in the last 5 years?

Golfnut
7th February 2012, 09:51 AM
Owners, yes! ;)

Golfnut
7th February 2012, 09:52 AM
Toss, what you write on your card totally up to you.Edit. Sorry meant Yoss, stupid autocorrect.

tommyg
7th February 2012, 11:21 AM
Its dead easy but should be great for matchplay....

Golfnut
10th February 2012, 11:58 AM
Are you a chance for this today shades? Otherwise I'll go have a game with my brother earlier.

Shadesy
10th February 2012, 01:57 PM
Not till 2.30 at least

I can do next Thursday or Friday if your son is OK?

Golfnut
10th February 2012, 02:04 PM
Ok, next Friday could work....we'll aim for that.

rubin
10th February 2012, 02:05 PM
3 Big rounds of golf in 3 days Shades - At least ur getting the most important out of the way first.

Shadesy
10th February 2012, 02:16 PM
Shite forgot about that...Hmmm might have to do a Golfnut and not tell the Wife!

simmsy
10th February 2012, 02:18 PM
where you playing this next friday?

GI? might see about taggin along.

Golfnut
10th February 2012, 02:20 PM
Be a good warm up for KB shades.

Golfnut
10th February 2012, 02:20 PM
where you playing this next friday?GI? might see about taggin along. Should be mate.

tommyg
11th February 2012, 12:06 AM
it'll be a good test for the maruman simmsy...

simmsy
11th February 2012, 12:12 AM
hopefully i can get up to 'fits before then.

Shadesy
11th February 2012, 08:02 AM
I was happy to play of scratch but to keep the integrity of he comp, I will give or receive shots.

Can we get a Ruling Yoss!?

Yossarian
11th February 2012, 10:38 AM
You can do whatever you want, anyone can, any disagreement though and it is off full caps.

Golfnut
11th February 2012, 03:29 PM
You gone out shadesy?

Shadesy
11th February 2012, 03:33 PM
You gone out shadesy?

13 for Friday! Went down (yay) a little today, but off 13.

You?

simmsy
11th February 2012, 03:41 PM
U shoot a score today shades?

Shadesy
11th February 2012, 04:15 PM
U shoot a score today shades?

For 3 holes ;-)

Golfnut
11th February 2012, 10:40 PM
13 for Friday! Went down (yay) a little today, but off 13.

You?

Same, same.....haven't played a comp round in months but I'm still pretty much playing to cap on most tracks.

Shadesy
14th February 2012, 11:01 PM
Tee time booked for 1:06 for 4!

Any takers?

Simmsy?

Golfnut
14th February 2012, 11:03 PM
I'm in!

Johnny Canuck
14th February 2012, 11:07 PM
This has been the worst thread ever..

Why do I have the feeling it is going to be a draw?

Shadesy 2&1.

Golfnut
14th February 2012, 11:10 PM
Spice it up for us spicy man.

idgolfguy
14th February 2012, 11:29 PM
When?

Shadesy
14th February 2012, 11:30 PM
This has been the worst thread ever..

Why do I have the feeling it is going to be a draw?

Shadesy 2&1.

How's your matchplay thread going?

Shadesy
14th February 2012, 11:30 PM
When?

Friday!

idgolfguy
14th February 2012, 11:57 PM
Time? @GI?

idgolfguy
14th February 2012, 11:58 PM
Just read the OP. I will ask Hocko. If he plays, may end up using a Nike driver on the day.

Golfnut
14th February 2012, 11:59 PM
.

Yossarian
15th February 2012, 12:16 AM
.

Werd

Golfnut
15th February 2012, 12:18 AM
Werd

Period






.

Johnny Canuck
15th February 2012, 12:47 AM
How's your matchplay thread going?

A lot smoother than this one.

Shadesy
15th February 2012, 09:45 AM
A lot smoother than this one.

Link?

simmsy
15th February 2012, 09:48 AM
When the Daz & JC show happening?? Wouldn't mind viewing that one.

TourFit
15th February 2012, 09:57 AM
.


Werd


Period



.

Do you get cranky?

Golfnut
15th February 2012, 10:28 AM
Do you get cranky? Puck off crunt!

TourFit
15th February 2012, 11:09 AM
Touchy, touchy...I'll take that as a YES!

TourFit
15th February 2012, 11:10 AM
Puck off crunt!

Or maybe it was meant for the Canadian...?

Golfnut
15th February 2012, 04:15 PM
Either, or. ;)

TourFit
15th February 2012, 05:14 PM
It was the 'puck' reference...

...or could have been the 'crunt' reference as well. ;)

Golfnut
15th February 2012, 11:05 PM
Flu now? seriously? :roll:

GTFOOH.

idgolfguy
15th February 2012, 11:08 PM
I'm in but closer to 2pm.

simmsy
15th February 2012, 11:58 PM
I am a maybe. Depends on finishing work.

tommyg
16th February 2012, 12:19 AM
if simmsy's out i could be in. Another warm-up unfamiliar blade weilding matchplay Vic?

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 01:19 AM
Yes, you're one up.

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 08:42 PM
Are you ready golfnut?

I know you have dinner at 6.30 but don't worry... You'll be done long before that ;-)

Shadesy 6&5

rubin
16th February 2012, 08:45 PM
Are you ready golfnut?

I know you have dinner at 6.30 but don't worry... You'll be done long before that ;-)

Shadesy 6&5

The ass-man will go down to golfnut (yes ****in homo - that was the point)

Golfnut 8 and 7. ;)

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 08:48 PM
Will be close but at both being off 12, Shadesy as he won't need the big clubs on that course.

rubin
16th February 2012, 08:50 PM
I would have thought that off the tee, they'd be almost the same length wise.

Plus - nut has home course advantage

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 08:52 PM
I would have thought that off the tee, they'd be almost the same length wise.

Plus - nut has home course advantage

You do realize I play here every friday ;-)

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 08:53 PM
Nut with driver, Shadesy with hybrid.

rubin
16th February 2012, 08:54 PM
You do realize I play here every friday ;-)

Yeah - but isnt glen aris the home of pgn?

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 08:56 PM
Yeah - but isnt glen aris the home of pgn?

I usually see them there Thursday mornings I think!

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 08:59 PM
I'll be there with a Nike driver hopefully courtesy of Hocko .

simmsy
16th February 2012, 09:18 PM
im oot sorry lads.

GN doin it in style 6&5

TourFit
16th February 2012, 09:31 PM
im oot sorry lads.

What...no driver?

Golfnut
16th February 2012, 09:35 PM
Are you ready golfnut?

I know you have dinner at 6.30 but don't worry... You'll be done long before that ;-)

Shadesy 6&5

Looks like there's money either way hey mate but I'm flu'd up to my eyeballs atm :(......was hoping to get out for a practice hit this arvo but I'm toast.

I'm gonna try to not let that get in the way though.....good rest tonight, good drugs tomorrow, bring it on!.

Golfnut 4 & 3.



PS. anyone know of any good cold & flu tabs that don't make you feel doughy over the ball?

rubin
16th February 2012, 09:47 PM
What...no driver?

U broke his shaft.....

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 09:54 PM
Looks like there's money either way hey mate but I'm flu'd up to my eyeballs atm :(......was hoping to get out for a practice hit this arvo but I'm toast.

I'm gonna try to not let that get in the way though.....good rest tonight, good drugs tomorrow, bring it on!.

Golfnut 4 & 3.

PS. anyone know of any good cold & flu tabs that don't make you feel doughy over the ball?

Honestly I find the day flu tablets awesome!

No shame in forfeiting ;-)

Simmsy I thought we were friends!

Yossarian
16th February 2012, 09:56 PM
What time are you aiming to be off? I could be in.

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 09:58 PM
What time are you aiming to be off? I could be in.

:roll: check the OP

Golfnut
16th February 2012, 09:59 PM
Honestly I find the day flu tablets awesome!

No shame in forfeiting ;-)

Simmsy I thought we were friends!

I gave myself 'til now to decide to play or not, as long as you don't mind me sniffling & blowing the hooter every now and then, we're on!

My brother might tag along Shadesy if that's ok......we normally have a Friday arvo hit.

Yossarian
16th February 2012, 10:00 PM
I'm out then.

Golfnut
16th February 2012, 10:00 PM
:roll: check the OP

Was it 1.06 tee off mate?

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 10:14 PM
My brother might tag along Shadesy if that's ok......we normally have a Friday arvo hit.

No worries.... Bring all the help you can get!

Are we carting it?




Was it 1.06 tee off mate?

Yep, booking under Okely!

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 10:16 PM
Oh well will have to skip my free lunch.

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 10:17 PM
Carting? Glen Iris - public course wimps!

Golfnut
16th February 2012, 10:19 PM
No worries.... Bring all the help you can get!

Are we carting it?



Yep, booking under Okely!

Okely dokely! (sorry)


Walking's fine.....trust me, my brother will be dishing out the thick-heads if I start missing putts tomorrow.

Yossarian
16th February 2012, 10:24 PM
So your brother is going?

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 10:27 PM
So are you definitely in ID as my spiritual guide?

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 10:28 PM
You can take my spot Yoss if you want.

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 10:30 PM
I don't mind, would love to help you as semi-caddy and get you to bounce your ideas off me before you take a shot.

I can't help you with putting because I never know what I am going to play till I do.

Shadesy
16th February 2012, 10:30 PM
Yoss probably won't turn up!

Yossarian
16th February 2012, 10:32 PM
If GN bro is in I am oot. Otherwise I may arrive.

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 10:33 PM
TommyG we hoping to play too.We played a two ball matchplay at Marangaroo yesterday. 1 ball had to teed with an iron, the other with whatever club. He beat me 1 up. We each had new irons in play.

Golfnut
16th February 2012, 10:35 PM
So your brother is going?

Yes.

Golfnut
16th February 2012, 10:36 PM
TommyG we hoping to play too.

We played a two ball matchplay at Marangaroo yesterday. 1 ball had to teed with an iron, the with whatever club. Hit beat me 1 up. We each had new irons in play.

Engrish plz ID.

idgolfguy
16th February 2012, 10:39 PM
We each played 2 balls and picked the better bogie
The greens were dodgy. With two balls, should have had even par, but had three bogies for the 9

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 10:29 AM
GN, Shadesy
Can either if you pop into Hocko's to pick up my driver on the way? As playing 1pm I won't have time due to meeting till 12 in the city.

Golfnut
17th February 2012, 11:46 AM
No probs ID.

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 11:52 AM
Thanks mate.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 11:53 AM
Nut, health update. Need to put in my tip.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 12:11 PM
$40 Dollars down for only 12 holes will make Nut feel a little bit under the weather!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 12:14 PM
Ouch. Is that $40 with cart?

MegaWatty
17th February 2012, 12:15 PM
Do fit and I have a thread?

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 12:20 PM
I Don't think So, Im not sure exactly what it is, I usually pay $30 with Cart and 9 holes.

get your own thread Mega!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 12:25 PM
I think their match play is in the "Trying to lose weight...again" thread

MegaWatty
17th February 2012, 12:25 PM
I don't think I have one.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 12:28 PM
haha Nice!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 12:32 PM
Shhhhhh.

Golfnut
17th February 2012, 12:50 PM
Nut, health update. Need to put in my tip. Slept like rubbish, on some tabs now so nose has dried up. Heads foggy as hell. Had a couple of swings this morning felt ok but trying to focus is going to be the challenge.Wind is up already BTW.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 12:55 PM
Have a lemsip and get your stone on.

Nut, in the upset, 1 up.

Shadesy is the new Simmsy.

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 01:01 PM
I'll be part time advisor on keeping Shadesy on track.

rubin
17th February 2012, 01:15 PM
Have a lemsip and get your stone on.

Nut, in the upset, 1 up.

Shadesy is the new Simmsy.

Nice.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 01:24 PM
Why are you choosing sides, Vic? Don't like Italians?

GNut, claim holes based on "advice given".

rubin
17th February 2012, 01:25 PM
Why are you choosing sides, Vic? Don't like Italians?

GNut, claim holes based on "advice given".

Or - just take The Shadesy/Yoss Tactic:

Dont ever stop talking.

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 01:31 PM
I was only talking a lot at Meadow because we had so long to wait in between shots, and once I'm on a roll it is hard to stop, just like fit down a hill.

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 01:41 PM
Shadesy mentioned it seeing as how GN's brother is playing.It more Shadesy bouncing ideas to me and I work as a confidant. I am playing not caddying.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 01:45 PM
Golfnut and his bro will be talking about cutting grass and where they should have the bricks dropped off when they arrive.

Golfnut
17th February 2012, 01:46 PM
Hahaha.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 01:47 PM
Are you and his bro going to wait to putt so that one player doesn't get a free read when they shouldn't?

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 01:49 PM
Yes, you know how I work when it comes to this sort of stuff.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 01:58 PM
Why are you choosing sides, Vic? Don't like Italians?

GNut, claim holes based on "advice given".

Caddies are allowed under the rules of Golf last time I checked.

I am after karmic and Spiritual Advice mainly.


Or - just take The Shadesy/Yoss Tactic:

Dont ever stop talking.

Suppose you wouldn't know being on other fairways or Scrub looking for Noodles most of the time.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 02:06 PM
He is a fellow competitor, not a caddy.

rubin
17th February 2012, 02:06 PM
Caddies are allowed under the rules of Golf last time I checked.

I am after karmic and Spiritual Advice mainly.



Suppose you wouldn't know being on other fairways or Scrub looking for Noodles most of the time.

Hey hey, steady on. I hardly said a word to Cosmo during our MP, and I was consistently on the CORRECT fairway and green.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 02:09 PM
He is a fellow competitor, not a caddy.

I wont use him anyway...no problems.

But explain.... as he is playing in the same group as me, therefore is a fellow competitor? What about 4bbb, where advice is allowed? Spose a playing caddy wouldnt come up too often.

Anyway Im off to the second round. Updates if I'm winning :-)

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 02:16 PM
I am kidding. Use Vic. I just need to stick up for the Wog.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 02:18 PM
4bbb, he is deemed a partner, not a fellow competitor.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 03:30 PM
2 up after 2 for mr ass!

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 03:35 PM
Late call up for Yoss after Mario was a no show!

simmsy
17th February 2012, 03:42 PM
C'mon nut. We don't need assman hanging around.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 03:59 PM
Made a mess of the 4th! 1 up through 4!

simmsy
17th February 2012, 04:05 PM
Go nut ;)

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 04:08 PM
Missed a 2 footer all square!

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 04:22 PM
More importantly Yoss is 4 skins up after 5

simmsy
17th February 2012, 04:31 PM
Go Yoss u friggin bandit

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 04:49 PM
Went down now 1 up and 2 skins! Both on the fairway on 9!

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 05:18 PM
Pars 9 and 10, mean 1 up through ten!

simmsy
17th February 2012, 05:29 PM
it's as tight as Yoss's asshole....was 6 years ago.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 05:48 PM
3 up through 12, nut in a mini hole!

Yoss pouring in 8 footers for the skin!

rubin
17th February 2012, 06:06 PM
C'mon nut - pull your finger out!

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 06:08 PM
2 pars in a row to bogies means only 1 up!

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 06:19 PM
Nut with the 15 footer to go all sq

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 06:20 PM
Misses.....

simmsy
17th February 2012, 06:22 PM
so what is it slim 1up with 2 to play?

simmsy
17th February 2012, 06:44 PM
C'mon update freak!

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 06:48 PM
Slim birdies 17 with a 30 footer, after a shank to go dormie 1.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 06:48 PM
Shadesy is going to chokesondick.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 06:50 PM
Both down the middle!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 06:52 PM
Nice putt btw shades.

simmsy
17th February 2012, 06:52 PM
C'mon nut.

simmsy
17th February 2012, 06:53 PM
Nice putt btw shades.

Considering his putting woes of lot.

TourFit
17th February 2012, 06:54 PM
Both down the middle!

Not that hard at Glen Iris!

Side bet...Shadesy to miss the green, and toss his newly replaced 6 iron into the piss on the left! :mrgreen:

TourFit
17th February 2012, 07:05 PM
It's now 10+ minutes since they were in the middle of the 18th fairway......WTF?

Has Shadesy gone diving for his lost 6 iron?

Or has the pressure got to 'Nut and he's reverted to his old pre-shot routine? (If so, we may have a bit more of a wait)

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 07:11 PM
Pars on the last for a 1 up victory to the ass man!

Yoss 10 skins, Shadesy 6 skins Vic 0 skins

Simmsy I learnt how to putt, made plenty today as well!

simmsy
17th February 2012, 07:12 PM
Canuckbet wins again.

simmsy
17th February 2012, 07:12 PM
Well done assman. This weekend is ****ed now though.

TourFit
17th February 2012, 07:17 PM
Well done Slim Shadesy...

...hard luck 'Nut. Pretty close.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 07:20 PM
Have a lemsip and get your stone on.

Nut, in the upset, 1 up.

Shadesy is the new Simmsy.

Nuckbet???

Cosmopolite
17th February 2012, 07:21 PM
congrats Shadesy on your win. Golfnut you gave him a good run for his money by the sounds of it. A good close game!

rubin
17th February 2012, 07:24 PM
well done assman.

i agree with the old man though - i hope u like 6am tee times ;)

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 07:25 PM
Canuckbet wins again.No!

simmsy
17th February 2012, 07:39 PM
Sorry! My bad he picked nut 1up

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 07:48 PM
Nuckbet tm still had the score correct. We know what we Re talking about.

In the future, Nuckbet tm will only back Italy for soccer and cruise ship racing.

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 07:54 PM
I ain't losing $16 again.

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 07:59 PM
Annoyed I missed the first two holes and a extra two dollars!!

Cheers lads, good match good golf for the most.

Line of the day was ID saying that we could f()ck him after the round as well.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 08:00 PM
Sans lube!!!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 08:00 PM
Yoss, you have enough to almost buy my hybrid. Launches high. Free trial.

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 08:04 PM
Hmm, maybe, it isn't the most forgiving thing on the market... But i will have a whack.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 08:10 PM
Not overly forgiving, but super easy to hit. Only out due to me being able to manipulate the new hybrid to hit between 200&230 yards.

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 08:19 PM
Hmmm.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 09:00 PM
Thanks Nut for the game! Hard work as he's always down the middle and makes 6 footers look easy! Some bad irons shots into the drink cost you, but watching a shot down the left work it's way to the middle most times certainly put the pressure on!

Both of us got run ons, with my putt on 17 the difference after the shanked 4 iron from 200 out letting u back in!

I think I shot 81, nut 85.

Thanks Vic and Yoss too!

Special thanks to Nuts brother!

tommyg
17th February 2012, 09:57 PM
Wow good golf guys. Well done Ass-boy. Hard-luck guisseppe... go home and punch your brother.

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 09:59 PM
I think I had about 74 over 16 holes maybe an 80 over the full 18!
The R9 is the tits.

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 10:04 PM
I think I had about 74 over 16 holes maybe an 80 over the full 18!
The R9 is the tits.

So birdie birdie finish them ;-)

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 10:07 PM
I like to think positively!

FoxGolf
17th February 2012, 10:34 PM
Well done Shadesy. Good golfing.

Yossarian
17th February 2012, 10:35 PM
Fox would you like in on the matchplay? I may need a first round opponent?

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 10:36 PM
Nut, I am saddened that my voicemail of encouragement fell of deaf ears.

Good golfing, both of you, even Yoss.

Vic, you suck.

Pieface
17th February 2012, 10:40 PM
Slim birdies 17 with a 30 footer, after a shank to go dormie 1.

Why didn't you just stab poor old 'nut in the heart.

Sounds like it was a great match guys. Hard luck GN, congrats Shadesy!

Shadesy
17th February 2012, 10:40 PM
GolfNut plays very well under pressure!

I got to 2 up and 3 up and he clawed me back, hitting nice drives or 2 great par 3 irons on 5 (4 feet) and 16 (6 feet, back pin into the wind).

Only got up once on 6th before I got a lucky bounce just on (or past the rocks) on 7 trying to draw the corner.

Vic cut the corner... Into the houses!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 10:43 PM
Vic sucks. Has that been mentioned? :mrgreen:

FoxGolf
17th February 2012, 11:00 PM
Fox would you like in on the matchplay? I may need a first round opponent?

Would like to Yoss but really can't commit to it. With the wife and young kids I literally only get to play once a month so I'm not very flexible.

Besides, the way you played today (easy 80) you'd be a Monty to win the whole thing with your handicap!

simmsy
17th February 2012, 11:20 PM
Fit gets passage thru then and u take on his opp then Yoss.

rubin
17th February 2012, 11:24 PM
Fit gets passage thru then and u take on his opp then Yoss.

say it isn't so! I cant take 4+ hrs of Carnoustie!

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2012, 11:31 PM
Veeman is the first sub for Adlo.

idgolfguy
17th February 2012, 11:47 PM
Vic sucks. Has that been mentioned? :mrgreen:I do! Still made 8 pars for the round. Could not get off the tee with Hocko's driver. Need a range session to work out what that driver can do. Love my RAC MBs though.

MegaWatty
17th February 2012, 11:48 PM
Hello Yoss you dirty fag type hetro. Xoxoxo.

Golfnut
17th February 2012, 11:52 PM
Thanks Shadsey, great game.. Your game is very solid mate. Wish you you didn't bring your 3w today....that thing had a rocket strapped to it, the 3w on 18 was crazy.
The putt on 17 was a bomb, nothing I could've done about that. Well done.

I knew I would have to better my cap to beat you there but unfortunately it wasn't to be. No excuses at my end but I let myself down with some of my iron play. Overall I feel like I'm not far off finding some consistent form.

Ball striking in the main from the boys was impressive, Yoss play excellent and dropped some nice putts. Hadn't played with Yoss and Vic in ages so was nice to catch up. Sorry Yoss for the bum steer, I'll give Gino a good slap for stuffing us around.

Good luck for the next round Shades.

MegaWatty
17th February 2012, 11:59 PM
Your brothers names Gino? Awesome!Congrats Shades.

Golfnut
18th February 2012, 12:09 AM
Genaro, but yes Gino to the famiglia.

simmsy
18th February 2012, 12:20 AM
how come he got the ridgy didge wog name and you got the john smith?

i'd be ticked off if i was you.

Golfnut
18th February 2012, 12:27 AM
Giovanni for you mate.

Yossarian
18th February 2012, 12:29 AM
Fit gets passage thru then and u take on his opp then Yoss.


Veeman is the first sub for Adlo.

this, I have pm'd Veeman, he is elusive though.

No worries Fox, hopefully one year you can get involved :)

Hello Yoss you dirty fag type hetro. Xoxoxo.

Umm, you too baby.

simmsy
18th February 2012, 12:48 AM
Giovanni for you mate.

sweeeet.

Yossarian
13th March 2012, 11:01 PM
This got me a speeding fine.

Golfnut
13th March 2012, 11:08 PM
I'll buy you a couple'a beers next time we meet as my share mate.

How fast?

Shadesy
13th March 2012, 11:10 PM
This got me a speeding fine.

Just like when we played at meadow springs!

Yossarian
13th March 2012, 11:14 PM
I'll buy you a couple'a beers next time we meet as my share mate.

How fast?

It was on the way home so it isn't your fault ;)

77 in a 70 zone. ****s!

Golfnut
13th March 2012, 11:17 PM
That sucks balls.

Johnny Canuck
14th March 2012, 03:14 AM
Me too! Nut came home early. I lost a sock.

simmsy
14th March 2012, 08:13 AM
Was that the Kakadu sock u were talking about on Sunday?

Nuts wife probably just has it saved for u when u next visit.

Golfnut
14th March 2012, 08:54 AM
Made a good flog sock.....so soft.

simmsy
14th March 2012, 09:14 AM
I know.

TourFit
14th March 2012, 12:19 PM
Me too! Nut came home early. I lost a sock.

Awesome.



Made a good flog sock.....so soft.

Nice comeback.

Though with you 'Nut, by the time JC gets it back it might have multiplied to the pair!!!

Johnny Canuck
14th March 2012, 12:26 PM
Flog sock is just a fantastic term.

TourFit
14th March 2012, 01:22 PM
I bet 'Nut sat on his hands for 20 mins before he used the sock, too.

Then when his hand is numb enough, and tingling with the start of pins 'n' needles, away he goes!

(It makes it feel like someone else is doing it!)






Apparently...so I'm told :wink:

mudrat
14th March 2012, 06:33 PM
I bet 'Nut sat on his hands for 20 mins before he used the sock, too.Then when his hand is numb enough, and tingling with the start of pins 'n' needles, away he goes! (It makes it feel like someone else is )Apparently...so I'm told :wink:Also known as the stranger........

Yossarian
14th March 2012, 09:06 PM
I love it when non wankers post in these threads, I feel the dribble is justified.

Johnny Canuck
14th March 2012, 09:15 PM
Agreed. We need more Mike.

TourFit
14th March 2012, 09:51 PM
Mike is GOLD!

Honourary WAnker :wink:

Golfnut
14th March 2012, 10:50 PM
I bet 'Nut sat on his hands for 20 mins before he used the sock, too.

Then when his hand is numb enough, and tingling with the start of pins 'n' needles, away he goes!

(It makes it feel like someone else is doing it!)

Apparently...so I'm told :wink:

New concept for you 'Fit?

And it's forearm, not hand.....improves the fantasy.

Johnny Canuck
14th March 2012, 10:54 PM
Like Fit could use his hands if he sat on them for 20 minutes.

simmsy
14th March 2012, 11:01 PM
He should try that as a new diet.

MegaWatty
14th March 2012, 11:04 PM
WOW! Impressive, Simmsy!

bergsey
14th March 2012, 11:41 PM
That sucks balls.
Me too! What? You suck balls?

Johnny Canuck
14th March 2012, 11:55 PM
He should try that as a new diet. Tough to jack your son's fries when you can't use your hands.

TourFit
14th March 2012, 11:56 PM
WOW! Impressive, Simmsy!

Agreed.

I LOL'd