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simmsy
21st November 2011, 02:31 PM
Yoss's Exams are finished!!!(this thursday anyway)and to celebrate the young fella getting one step closer to screwing us all we're having a hit at Araluen on Friday Arvo 25th.Time - 3PMCost - $25Booking under - SimmsyCarts cost extra for you ghey folk.Come and have a beer with us to celebrate the end of his 9th year at uni and bring in the summer golf season.

Confirmed:
Yoss
Simmsy
Shade-a-lishious
IDG

TR66
21st November 2011, 02:38 PM
I would have probably been up for this but i'm off to Adelaide on Friday morning.

Enjoy and congrats Yoss!

Shadesy
21st November 2011, 02:38 PM
I should be good for this...

I'm only playing for Yoss...I hate golf

simmsy
21st November 2011, 02:39 PM
we know, we've seen you on a golf course.

do you want to confirm after you've got a leave pass?

Yossarian
21st November 2011, 02:50 PM
I'm out.

simmsy
21st November 2011, 02:51 PM
good to see.

MegaWatty
21st November 2011, 02:51 PM
I should be good for this...

I'm only playing for Yoss...I hate golf

How many holes did it take for you to spit it on Thursday? 5 if I'm not mistaken.;)

Yossarian
21st November 2011, 02:52 PM
good to see.

;)

simmsy
21st November 2011, 02:57 PM
How many holes did it take for you to spit it on Thursday? 5 if I'm not mistaken.;)


you're too kind, don't you remember his teeshot on our 1st hole, and then his provisional on our 1st hole?

MegaWatty
21st November 2011, 03:01 PM
He didn't say he hated golf until the 5th hole though.

Yossarian
21st November 2011, 03:02 PM
Stop making this about Shadesy, this is about me!

Yossarian
21st November 2011, 03:04 PM
I just looked at his GL, ouch nice cricket score Shadesy!

simmsy
21st November 2011, 03:13 PM
He didn't say he hated golf until the 5th hole though.

oh that's right, he was hating his driver up till that point.

MegaWatty
21st November 2011, 03:15 PM
It was the flub on 14 followed by the chucking of the wedge followed by the comment.

Did he ever get his driver out of the boonge behind the 9th tee?

simmsy
21st November 2011, 03:33 PM
im not sure, he may not have, he was in a dark place at that point in time. doesn't matter it was only Cleveland junk.

it was very Hocko like.

Shadesy
21st November 2011, 03:40 PM
I just looked at his GL, ouch nice cricket score Shadesy!

It was an epic...I shouldn't of played, but I thought what the hell. All i succeeded in doing is making Mega Angry and losing interest.

I scored 1 Point in the last 5 holes.

TourFit
21st November 2011, 04:05 PM
I scored 1 point in 6 holes...although that WAS at The Cut.

I also hate golf at the moment Shadesy.

idgolfguy
21st November 2011, 11:07 PM
I could be in on Friday. My meeting is at Armadale till 12pm and may have to kill some hours till tee time...and cancel my 2pm in the city.Also need to wait for the Mrs to confirm that she is able to drive after her hand op last week. Wont know till Thursday afternoon. Daughter has school ball and I need to drive her there Friday if Mrs can't do it.

idgolfguy
21st November 2011, 11:09 PM
I just looked at his GL, ouch nice cricket score Shadesy!Should check out my GL, played off 27 for 3 rounds and then 30 last week.

tommyg
21st November 2011, 11:33 PM
My mrs and kids are away so i have no excuse not to attend this. Pencil me... i'll work on knocking off early.

idgolfguy
21st November 2011, 11:46 PM
Happy to sit this out if the Greek one can make it.

simmsy
21st November 2011, 11:46 PM
Good work Tommy and id.

I've booked two groups so if we can get 1or 2 more then cool.

Golfnut
22nd November 2011, 12:14 AM
Is this a "Play as many holes as you can while there's light" type thing?

tommyg
22nd November 2011, 12:28 AM
Is this a "Play as many holes as you can while there's light" type thing?

Shuttup and get a leave pass.

Golfnut
22nd November 2011, 08:47 AM
Too late for me, anyone want to tee off around 12?

Johnny Canuck
22nd November 2011, 09:17 AM
Is this a "Play as many holes as you can while there's light" type thing?How does this matter if you can't play late?

simmsy
22nd November 2011, 10:38 AM
Nut u start at midday and meet us for your 2nd 9, oh and pay $65 instead of $25.

simmsy
22nd November 2011, 10:40 AM
Oh, and just confirmed we can play night golf if we wish. They don't care.

Shadesy
22nd November 2011, 11:16 AM
Im in!

TourFit
22nd November 2011, 11:20 AM
Rubin at night golf:

THWACK..."Where did that go?"...SMASH...TINKLE..."Houses right, I would say!"

Golfnut
22nd November 2011, 11:45 AM
How does this matter if you can't play late? If you were playing they'd definitely be "playing late"

Johnny Canuck
22nd November 2011, 11:56 AM
Rubin at night golf:THWACK..."Where did that go?"...SMASH...TINKLE..."Houses right, I would say!" It already happened, but you were back at the caravan park being ghey.

rubin
22nd November 2011, 12:14 PM
It already happened, but you were back at the caravan park being ghey.

No Smash and tinkle on saturday night though - that happened sunday afternoon.

simmsy
22nd November 2011, 01:09 PM
It was more a "crash bang" on Saturday night.

idgolfguy
22nd November 2011, 09:32 PM
Too late for me, anyone want to tee off around 12?His wife thinks he is hard at work. I believe she banned him from playing golf when they got married.

Golfnut
22nd November 2011, 10:42 PM
His wife thinks he is hard at work. I believe she banned him from playing golf when they got married.

Ssshhhhh! Played Saturday and Monday......another pass out for Friday as well could be the last straw in the Nut house ;).......my dad's over for dinner on Friday night now so definitely oot. (mum, sisters and oldest niece away in KL to celebrate her graduation)

idgolfguy
23rd November 2011, 01:54 AM
Shame, was looking forward to catching up with you.

simmsy
23rd November 2011, 08:44 AM
Nut you told me that you only played golf on monday cause your brother called you at the last minute. You were already at work early in the morning. Are you saying you then called wifey to say your playing golf that day and not working? Or did u just go and play a cheeky 18 and tell your brother not to say anything? ;)

Golfnut
23rd November 2011, 11:05 AM
Nah, I was in the yard tidying up after the project job we just finished last friday when my brother rang, one of his clients pulled last minute after having gear nicked over the weekend. Monday was wife approved, free golf, lunch and drinks don't come round too often.....actually last Sunday's Cut golf was a massive freebie!?! Thanks again hocko.

A Friday round would definitely be on the quiet.

simmsy
23rd November 2011, 11:19 AM
I hope Hocko got a few freebie cartons from everyone for that great weekend.

simmsy
23rd November 2011, 11:21 AM
We've got 5, be nice to get another cpl of lads out there.

Yossarian
23rd November 2011, 11:24 AM
We can probably play as a fiveball?

Or I could drop out ;)

simmsy
23rd November 2011, 11:26 AM
The 2nd option would be suitable to most.

Golfnut
24th November 2011, 04:08 PM
Is the fire up near Roleystone going to affect this for you guys tomorrow?

Yossarian
24th November 2011, 04:36 PM
There is a fire?

Jarro
24th November 2011, 04:37 PM
A coming out fire ??

Dotty
24th November 2011, 04:41 PM
You mean like flaming?

John Winger. Stripes. 1981.

simmsy
24th November 2011, 04:57 PM
Don't forget your "araluen club" for all you with buttery irons.

tommyg
24th November 2011, 05:00 PM
Bugger!!!! Somethings come up at work and its counted me out of this. Sorry guys. But as my people are away, theres a boozy poker game on at my place tomorrow night.... your more than welcome to come if you want to venture north of the river

simmsy
24th November 2011, 05:12 PM
got ya pm Tommy - you have a full box :shock:

maybe Yoss can suck it clean for you.

Golfnut
24th November 2011, 05:22 PM
There is a fire? Whatever fire there was out in the hills is under control now apparently....no idea if it even got close to that area.

TourFit
24th November 2011, 05:30 PM
...spreading rumours like wild fires now, eh?

simmsy
24th November 2011, 05:35 PM
PTP make it up there fit?

man it was hard work today, pete dropped a few bombs though

TourFit
24th November 2011, 05:37 PM
He made it...and was here long enough to get his shaft pulled! (no homo)

Hard work, eh???

Having me and Nuffie in the group would have made it hard work, old boy. Or Rubin spraying them everywhere.

simmsy
24th November 2011, 05:40 PM
He made it...and was here long enough to get his shaft pulled! (no homo)

Hard work, eh???

Having me and Nuffie in the group would have made it hard work, old boy. Or Rubin spraying them everywhere.

We did, although he had RED hair today! ;)

Yossarian
24th November 2011, 05:42 PM
What time is this?

TourFit
24th November 2011, 05:46 PM
We did, although he had RED hair today! ;)

It's becoming quite a Saga isn't it?

He was better when he was practising Voodoo...

rubin
24th November 2011, 05:50 PM
i dont remember playing golf today........

MegaWatty
24th November 2011, 07:06 PM
It's becoming quite a Saga isn't it?

He was better when he was practising Voodoo...

I hit my 3 wood once. I think my swing's too flat.

Pieface
24th November 2011, 08:01 PM
Funny stuff lads!

Shadesy
24th November 2011, 10:02 PM
I hit my 3 wood once. I think my swing's too flat.

I didn't want to go there...

idgolfguy
24th November 2011, 10:42 PM
Ill be there around 1 or 2 pm working in the lobby or bar. Hopefully there is 3G up there.

rubin
24th November 2011, 10:44 PM
Ill be there around 1 or 2 pm working in the lobby or bar. Hopefully there is 3G up there.

I would have thought you would be hoping for greens or a fairway or 2 rather than phone reception........ ;)

idgolfguy
24th November 2011, 10:47 PM
Running a workshop at City of Armadale till lunch. Hopefully someone is paying for lunch and then make my way to the club. While I am waiting I can get some work done.

idgolfguy
24th November 2011, 10:52 PM
I would have thought you would be hoping for greens or a fairway or 2 rather than phone reception........ ;)I have the Vines Amateur Open on Sunday - 36 holes on Lakes.After Champs have been playing like a 27HC literally. Don't want to just make up numbers on Sunday with $4K in prizes.Tomorrow will be a practice round, taking myself out for the Saturday comp and maybe practice instead.

simmsy
24th November 2011, 10:52 PM
i'll meet you at 1, we can have a liquid lunch!

nearly wrote "wet lunch" but that would of got lubin all worked up thinking about Yoss and Adam Scott.

idgolfguy
24th November 2011, 11:00 PM
You serious? If so we'll work something out.

rubin
24th November 2011, 11:09 PM
i'll meet you at 1, we can have a liquid lunch!

nearly wrote "wet lunch" but that would of got lubin all worked up thinking about Yoss and Adam Scott.

Mate, i Work in the finance industry, with a pub next door to the office.

A wet lunch is a way of life ;)

MegaWatty
24th November 2011, 11:13 PM
You serious? If so we'll work something out. You should go to the Fox and Hound!

simmsy
25th November 2011, 12:57 AM
Ill see how my day works out. Got a bit to get done prior to getting up there. Will txt if i can get up that way early.

idgolfguy
25th November 2011, 01:58 AM
No probs. Been to the Fox and Hound. Last time I was there, they wouldn't accept AMEX. Only eat and drink at places that do AMEX.

MegaWatty
25th November 2011, 01:59 AM
Fox and Hound is gross. :)

Elizabethan hotel will get you a great meal!

idgolfguy
25th November 2011, 02:45 AM
Not been there. See how we go tomorrow.

FoxGolf
25th November 2011, 08:41 AM
Haven't been to the Fox and Hound but the Elizabethan Village pub does a good meal up in the hills.

Golfnut
25th November 2011, 09:08 AM
No probs. Been to the Fox and Hound. Last time I was there, they wouldn't accept AMEX. Only eat and drink at places that do AMEX. Points?

simmsy
25th November 2011, 04:37 PM
Premature ejection from Shadesy today.

Shadesy
25th November 2011, 04:41 PM
Computer has just reloaded from being shut down...not happy!

simmsy
25th November 2011, 07:30 PM
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MegaWatty
25th November 2011, 07:36 PM
Course is shit! Boooo!

Nuffie
25th November 2011, 07:56 PM
Sorry I couldn't make it too your 'coming out' day today Yoss. But trust it feels good to get the exams out of the way. I took Rhiannon to the rockpool and are staying in the city this weekend, for her birthday.Was it windy up there at Araluen? That course is a good challenge even when there is no wind. Were the fairways/greens ok? Who shot the best numbers and did anyone's bag go for a swim on the 9th this year???

MegaWatty
25th November 2011, 07:59 PM
Look at the pics Nuff. The course is in shit condition!

Golfnut
25th November 2011, 08:13 PM
Looks pretty average.

MegaWatty
25th November 2011, 08:29 PM
Looks pretty average. Gees, you're polite! :)

TourFit
25th November 2011, 09:44 PM
Another missed fairway for Yoss...

...no wait, THAT IS THE FAIRWAY!

MegaWatty
25th November 2011, 09:46 PM
Simmsy's one word description of the course is far from pleasant. I'd be shocked if he didn't ask for his money back!

rubin
25th November 2011, 09:49 PM
I'd be a bit pissed if it was me. When i Hit the fairway once or maybe twice a round, I'd like to be able to play of actual grass.......

Golfnut
25th November 2011, 09:55 PM
Gees, you're polite! :) I say it every year "such a shame"......they have plenty of water up there too.

simmsy
25th November 2011, 10:35 PM
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http://img.tapatalk.com/7c94fcf8-8b86-627d.jpg

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Oh no IDG!!

simmsy
25th November 2011, 10:37 PM
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http://img.tapatalk.com/7c94fcf8-8bd4-7ffa.jpg

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Yoss impersonating a kangaroo

simmsy
25th November 2011, 10:38 PM
Scores were very average.
IDG won 7 skins on the 16th.
Course is in very poor condition but still fun to play.
Greens were good but a number of fwy are dead.

MegaWatty
25th November 2011, 10:38 PM
Disappointed that Yoss is not sporting a white belt.

Shadesy
25th November 2011, 10:40 PM
Matching Scotty?

idgolfguy
25th November 2011, 10:54 PM
Course was ok - fairways were better than Chequers.
Unfortunately, the picture of me that Simmsy took resulted in a topped drive that hit a kangaroo on the nose.

It is still a vivid memory of poor, creature looking at me with blood dripping out if his nostrils wondering why?

TourFit
25th November 2011, 11:34 PM
Yoss and that damned creek again! What is his obsession about?



It is still a vivid memory of poor, creature looking at me with blood dripping out if his nostrils wondering why?

For some strange reason... I thought of Just when I read this :twisted:

simmsy
26th November 2011, 12:17 AM
Its stuck with me seeing that poor roo mate. Poor bugga didnt know what was going on.

Try not to let it bother you mate it was a complete accident.

TourFit
26th November 2011, 12:21 AM
I've shot a roo and had the .303 bullet just bounce off the centre of it's skull.

Bleeding from the scratch, but just hopped away. They are tough buggers!

Yossarian
26th November 2011, 12:39 AM
Cheers guys good day, course was reasonably ****ed but for 25 bucks good value.

They are going to lose a lot of fairways when it gets hot IMO.

On the golf side, I felt we all played ok but one of those days with little scoring occurring!

I still can't putt.

Yossarian
26th November 2011, 01:12 AM
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Sweet buns!

MegaWatty
26th November 2011, 01:13 AM
Black belt. Fail.

Yossarian
26th November 2011, 01:15 AM
Can't afford a new belt :(

MegaWatty
26th November 2011, 01:22 AM
I don't want your piss poor excuses. It cost you $25 to play today. Forego the golf and get a white belt instead, so the next time you go golfing you look respectable. Now there's a good chance that you will play your next round in a black belt as well.

Think about it!

Yossarian
26th November 2011, 01:25 AM
I thought I looked good. I didn't realise you were such a white belt fan!

MegaWatty
26th November 2011, 01:28 AM
Only since I'm no longer a fatty!

I can no longer wear a black belt to golf!

simmsy
26th November 2011, 08:37 AM
Perhaps you should revisit the wearing of a black belt Mega. You use to have game.

Johnny Canuck
26th November 2011, 08:42 AM
Unreal it is dead. It was fine two weeks ago.

simmsy
26th November 2011, 09:25 AM
The fwy on 17&18 were not too bad but the rest were just weeds and dirt. Really not along way from Dunsb sands.

Greens are good and bunkers were actually pretty good for a change but damn they just dont seem to bother at all with the fwy.

Yossarian
26th November 2011, 09:50 AM
Dead is probably a little harsh, it was very patchy in places and the roots are so close to the surface, it will soon be dead.

idgolfguy
26th November 2011, 10:27 AM
The course is so expansive. The dams look full. For the income they generate, there is no business case to invest money into the course.

Nuffie
26th November 2011, 12:35 PM
I thought I looked good. I didn't realise you were such a white belt fan! I have a white belt with silver studs. Think I've wore it to KB once or twice.

Nuffie
26th November 2011, 12:42 PM
Dead is probably a little harsh, it was very patchy in places and the roots are so close to the surface, it will soon be dead.T'is such a shame. Waste of a good layout. Only courses I can recall of such topographic variation in WA would be Joondalup and The Cut.

TourFit
26th November 2011, 04:08 PM
As far as I'm concerned The Cut is also dead...

Johnny Canuck
26th November 2011, 04:45 PM
I really enjoyed the cut. Definitely moved up on my list.

rubin
26th November 2011, 04:50 PM
I really enjoyed the cut. Definitely moved up on my list.

+1. I played like shit, but id lost interest a bit so fair enough.

Shadesy
26th November 2011, 06:53 PM
I really enjoyed the cut. Definitely moved up on my list.

I agree Johnny! I quite liked the front 9!

Shadesy
26th November 2011, 06:54 PM
Delete

TourFit
26th November 2011, 06:57 PM
I really enjoyed the cut. Definitely moved up on my list.

Awesome. I'm happy for you.

And you can go there with NEVER having the fear of ever bumping into me...

Nuffie
26th November 2011, 07:41 PM
Hahaha... Yeah must admit poor 'Fit didn't find many fairways on the back 9 during champs.That 9 is a challenge and I'm looking fwd to taking it on again for the 3rd time soon. It is getting easier to play and worked out some holes that brought me undone in the past. It is just a place where I think you need to hit it good ALL the time or else it takes no prisoners.You can sort of sit back and have a breather on holes 3, 5, 7, 8 and 9 but gee, come that 10th tee you need to be firing on all cylinders with no doubts in your head at all. Or else... Eat boonge!

Yossarian
26th November 2011, 08:18 PM
+1. I played like shit, but id lost interest a bit so fair enough.

Wot wot?


Awesome. I'm happy for you.

And you can go there with NEVER having the fear of ever bumping into me...

And it has just moved up another spot...

Golfnut
26th November 2011, 10:30 PM
And it has just moved up another spot...

:lol: