2012 Ozgolf Champs - September 1st and 2nd

[Courty]

Done. Judged by?

Not me, I wanna win it! :mrgreen:

[popper81]

Let the ladies of Ozgolf judge it... they are the only ones with any taste (and are game enough to tell you two speds you look silly) ;)

[Courty]

Does anyone know if Leah is coming this year? She'd be a prime candidate being an Imelda Marcos fashionista-type. ;)

[dc68]

That sux Dean.

[AndyP]

How do you go from "Ugly Pants" to "Best Dressed"?

[timah!]

Leah, FG and Cosmo judging panel?

[kev]

Has to be The Courty Perpetual Glamour Award from now on.

[KristianJ]

Has to be The Courty Perpetual Glamour Award from now on. With the Blue Suede Boot as a perpetual trophy.

[Haystacks]

Best dressed should be fine. It should be won by someone whose outfit (the whole ensemble, as it were) is well put together.


How do you go from "Ugly Pants" to "Best Dressed"?

This make Haystacks sad! :(

[PeteyD]

Hijacked by hipsters .... the apocalypse is coming.

[goughy]

Sorry to hear that. :(


That sux Dean.

Yeah. Pita. Was pushing it being fathers day and having another thing on that I was skipping on, but my best mate is having his 40th that weekend now as well now which tipped the scales to staying home.

[shazza_rs]

Leah, FG and Cosmo judging panel?

So what am I then?

[popper81]

So what am I then?

Makes Timah! pretty rude in my books, guess he won't win now. ;)

[AndyP]

Good luck in the Bridge to Brisbane that weekend too, goughy. I'm sure you can fit it in.

[PeteyD]

So what am I then?
Chopped liver?

[timah!]

So what am I then?

Whoops, sorry Shaz! I was too busy planning my outfit to do an actual list of potential judges.
At least now you'll have a chance to win :P


Makes Timah! pretty rude in my books, guess he won't win now. ;)

GGF :B Maybe I will think of a nickname for you! :lol:

[goughy]

Good luck in the Bridge to Brisbane that weekend too, goughy. I'm sure you can fit it in.

Ahhhh such fond memories, you in the distance trying to encourage me, me wishing I was dead. So they still run it on fathers day eh.

[goughy]

So what am I then?

A contestant?

[Eag's]

Sorry to say I won't be making this years Champs either. It will be the first one I have ever missed, but due to circumstances out of my control, it is unavoidable :(

[Lobsta]

Question : I have no official handicap. What do I play off for the champs?

[popper81]

Question : I have no official handicap. What do I play off for the champs?

I have no say in this, but from memory, Timah! said he played of scratch the first year he played..

[timah!]

Yep, pretty sure I still out scored Solarman...

[Courty]

Yep, pretty sure I still out scored Solarman...

:lol:

He was destined to become the NAGA. :mrgreen:

[Lobsta]

My last (and to date best) score for 18 holes was 46 over off the stick, 10 over nett. I could submit cards to a committee made up of the brightest, soberest, most calculator-having individuals for handicapping. Or use my Friday round for handicapping. Either way, it'll still take several consecutive miracles for me to come within spitting distance of the running.

[timah!]

As long as you have fun Lobby...
As long as you have fun....










(and beat Solarman... :lol:)

[goughy]

You learn quick golf ain't that important this weekend. Although sitting around the final hole ragging on those coming in is kind of cool.

[sms316]

If this field gets any smaller and the WAnker field keeps growing this will be known as the OZgolf Qld Champs

[damoocow]

Sorry to say I won't be making this years Champs either. It will be the first one I have ever missed, but due to circumstances out of my control, it is unavoidable :(

Damn shame that you and Goughy won't be there Eags...

[Lobsta]

As long as you have fun Lobby...
As long as you have fun....










(and beat Solarman... :lol:)


You learn quick golf ain't that important this weekend. Although sitting around the final hole ragging on those coming in is kind of cool.

Haha yeah. Very aware that sinking piss is more important than sinking putts for this weekend. And that the coins champ will be spoken about much longer than the champs champ.

Also, on a serious note, does anybody need a lift to or from champs? I'm driving up Friday for the pre champs round and back down Monday after the post champs round. I'm coming from Carina, so anywhere north of there I can pick up. And maybe even some of you southern folk if you ask me real nice or offer me sexual favours. If flights time right, I could even do an airport pickup.

Got a boot that could very easily fit 3 cart bags plus luggage, plus a carton or 2 so could easily take me plus 2 others, maybe 3 others if you pack light and suck in your guts.

Let me know.

Lobby

[Cosmopolite]

Haha yeah. Very aware that sinking piss is more important than sinking putts for this weekend. And that the coins champ will be spoken about much longer than the champs champ.

Also, on a serious note, does anybody need a lift to or from champs? I'm driving up Friday for the pre champs round and back down Monday after the post champs round. I'm coming from Carina, so anywhere north of there I can pick up. And maybe even some of you southern folk if you ask me real nice or offer me sexual favours. If flights time right, I could even do an airport pickup.

Got a boot that could very easily fit 3 cart bags plus luggage, plus a carton or 2 so could easily take me plus 2 others, maybe 3 others if you pack light and suck in your guts.

Let me know.

Lobby

I will need some sort of transport to and from if someone can kindly oblige. Flying to Brisvegas thursday arvo, dunno where staying thursday night yet.

Will have a big case plus golf gear.

On the monday, will need dropping off at a train station somewhere to get to the gold coast after the post champs game.

Merci beaucoup

[Lobsta]

I will need some sort of transport to and from if someone can kindly oblige. Flying to Brisvegas thursday arvo, dunno where staying thursday night yet.

Will have a big case plus golf gear.

On the monday, will need dropping off at a train station somewhere to get to the gold coast after the post champs game.

Merci beaucoup

Can help with transport both ways. Not with lodging though.

[Cosmopolite]

Can help with transport both ways. Not with lodging though.

dont need help with the lodging, just need to know where is an optimum place for the pick up friday morning as will need to book accommodation. Presumably northside somewhere would be the go?

[Lobsta]

dont need help with the lodging, just need to know where is an optimum place for the pick up friday morning as will need to book accommodation. Presumably northside somewhere would be the go?

Not really an issue. Anywhere north of carina. There are quite a few cheapo motels on Kingsford Smith Drive on the way to the M1 that would be very easy for me to get to on the way up. A lot of those are designated airport ones and should have cheap or free transfers from the airport. In the suburbs of Hendra or Ascot.

[Cosmopolite]

Not really an issue. Anywhere north of carina. There are quite a few cheapo motels on Kingsford Smith Drive on the way to the M1 that would be very easy for me to get to on the way up. A lot of those are designated airport ones and should have cheap or free transfers from the airport. In the suburbs of Hendra or Ascot.

okies, will start looking and let you know when I have got it sorted.

[ddasey]

Damn shame that you and Goughy won't be there Eags...

Oi....

[damoocow]

Oi....

oops and ex-roomies!!

[Flowergirl]

Sorry to say I won't be making this years Champs either. It will be the first one I have ever missed, but due to circumstances out of my control, it is unavoidable :(

That is sad. :(

[Jono]

Sorry to say I won't be making this years Champs either. It will be the first one I have ever missed, but due to circumstances out of my control, it is unavoidable :(

Oh no ...

You haven't missed one yet, right.

I'll catch up with you next year.

[Flowergirl]

I'm getting a bit excited about the champs. Really looking forward to catching up with you guys!!! :)

[LeftyHoges]

I'm getting a bit excited about the champs. Really looking forward to catching up with you guys!!! :)

My form has dropped so dramatically that I'm nearly dreading this. My thinking was that despite being hung over as hell every day some form could carry me through to 30 points each day, but I could be giving the NAGA a shake in my first attempt.

That scares the bejeesus out of me.

[sms316]

My form has dropped so dramatically that I'm nearly dreading this. My thinking was that despite being hung over as hell every day some form could carry me through to 30 points each day, but I could be giving the NAGA a shake in my first attempt.That scares the bejeesus out of me.If you beat 50 for 2 rounds you are well and truly safe.

[PeteyD]

You trying to win this thing Lefty? 30 on both days could go close.

[LeftyHoges]

If you beat 50 for 2 rounds you are well and truly safe.

So a pair of 87's to be clear for the NAGA? I'll hold you to that.


You trying to win this thing Lefty? 30 on both days could go close.

The 30 points was with form. Without, it could be anything! :shock:

[sms316]

So a pair of 87's to be clear for the NAGA? I'll hold you to that. While Courty is in the field you will be safe.

[dc68]

Bob is a shoe in for the NAGA. Even if he's not coming.

[Courty]

So a pair of 87's to be clear for the NAGA? I'll hold you to that.


While Courty is in the field you will be safe.

You got that right. On current form I'd be happy with a pair of nett 87's. :roll:

[Tom Waterhouse]

You got that right. On current form I'd be happy with a pair of nett 87's. :roll: Noted.

[Courty]

Noted.

:lol:

[Eag's]

Oh no ...

You haven't missed one yet, right.

I'll catch up with you next year.

Yep first one I will miss mate.
Hopefully we can catch up next year.

[Captain Nemo]

You got that right. On current form I'd be happy with a pair of nett 87's. :roll:

Had a sneaky at your Golflink details.....:smt107
I thought ive had a rough patch lately......

[Lobsta]

Don't worry mate, I'll have to pull off the game(s) of my life to avoid NAGA. Especially if I'm made to play off scratch, in which case, I will speed up play by picking up in the tee box and sitting in the cart and piffing (empty) cans at the rest of you.

[kev]

Who's collating golflink/handicaps?

[shavey]

Who's collating golflink/handicaps?

Hoping Pete_RS could look after the scoring aspect per usual. The draw has already been finalised and will be published the Thursday night before the Champs. I've used random.org to put the list together so if you don't like your playing partners, tell them!

[sms316]

Hoping Pete_RS could look after the scoring aspect per usual. The draw has already been finalised and will be published the Thursday night before the Champs. I've used random.org to put the list together so if you don't like your playing partners, tell them! As long as I am last off bud. You wouldn't want your vodka to suffer an unfortunate contamination.

[BrisWesty]

Hi Shavey, owing to a whole heap of factors, I may have to dip out. Mildly unamused Jan.

Still need to work through all the issues, but will keep you posted.

[shavey]

As long as I am last off bud. You wouldn't want your vodka to suffer an unfortunate contamination.

All good there mate, you are playing as a single at the back of the field :razz:

[sms316]

All good there mate, you are playing as a single at the back of the field :razz: Sweet. I might give dc68 a run for his money.

[kev]

Sweet. I might give dc68 a run for his money.

The sand trap will be waiting for you on the 18th. :)

[Ferrins]

What time is last tee off?

[shavey]

What time is last tee off?

When the last few deposits dribble in I'll let you all know.

[popper81]

On the look out for a place to stay Friday and Saturday night... Anyone have anything spare?

[Lobsta]

Shavey does from memory.

[shavey]

Shavey does from memory.

Sorry, I have a full house but I might have a non-ozgolfer looking for a spot...

[popper81]

Fingers crossed this maybe sorted now... Cheers anyway lads.

[kev]

Sorry, I have a full house but I might have a non-ozgolfer looking for a spot...

Is she cute?

[damoocow]

What time is tee off on the Saturday?

[sms316]

What time is tee off on the Saturday? Between 11:30 and 12:30 or thereabouts.

[Jono]

according to the champs tee time thread:

Saturday 1st September, single tee (10th) from 10:53am (Pelican Waters - Blue and Red)
Sunday 2nd September, single tee (1st) from 7:30am (Pelican Waters - Black and Red)

[sms316]

They told me this morning that they have pushed us back a little on Saturday.

[AndyP]

5 players have played in every Champs to date, although Eag's is not playing this year.



BrisVegas



Iain


AndyP


Damoocow


Eag's




From the above, we have two winners, BrisVegas and Iain. They both also have the best results on average, while Eag's has the worst.
All players have made the top 4 of a Champs, except AndyP (best 9th).

These guys have played all except one:


marktheblake



peter_rs


Choppa


shazza_rs




Pete and Shaz have played every Champs since their first. Of those, Shaz is the only one to not have a top 3 result (best 11th).

The next group have played 6 of the 8 Champs:


dc68



Bruce


Nudgee



Shavey


Jarro


PeteyD

[BrisVegas]

5 players have played in every Champs to date, although Eag's is not playing this year.



BrisVegas



Iain


AndyP


Damoocow


Eag's





This group sure is dwindling... :sad:

[Ferrins]

Are you playing Dion or have you organised a foursome at another course?

[kev]

This group sure is dwindling... :sad:

Age shall not weary them.

[sms316]

5 players have played in every Champs to date, although Eag's is not playing this year.BrisVegasIainAndyPDamoocowEag's Who has the most posts but has never attended?

[BroKar]

Should have a best rookie award

[AndyP]

Who has the most posts but has never attended? Probably Yossarian.

[Eag's]

5 players have played in every Champs to date, although Eag's is not playing this year.



BrisVegas


Iain


AndyP


Damoocow


Eag's






From the above, we have two winners, BrisVegas and Iain. They both also have the best results on average, while Eag's has the worst.
All players have made the top 4 of a Champs, except AndyP (best 9th).

These guys have played all except one:


marktheblake


peter_rs


Choppa


shazza_rs






Pete and Shaz have played every Champs since their first. Of those, Shaz is the only one to not have a top 3 result (best 11th).

The next group have played 6 of the 8 Champs:


dc68


Bruce


Nudgee


Shavey


Jarro


PeteyD





I finish top 3 in every Champs in the drinking department ;)

[AndyP]

Probably Yossarian. It's 3oneday, then Yossarian. mike has the highest post count from Qld, but he will definitely be there in 2013.

[dc68]

I finish top 3 in every Champs in the drinking department ;) +1 on attended champs.

[Courty]

This'll be my 6th consecutive champs.. It's a fixture on my golfing calendar, and I'll keep coming as long as it's still on.

FWIW, I've never placed anywhere except for the minor titles. :roll:

[timah!]

This'll be my 6th consecutive champs.. It's a fixture on my fashion calendar, and I'll keep coming as long as it's still on.


;)

[Courty]

Yeah, that too. :roll:





;)

[Jarro]

It's 3oneday, then Yossarian. mike has the highest post count from Qld, but he will definitely be there in 2013.

If the little bloke shows next year then count me in too :)

[BrisVegas]

Are you playing Dion or have you organised a foursome at another course?

Don't worry Chris, you'll get to see me at the Champs.

[Ferrins]

Doubt it, I pulled out weeks ago.

[BroKar]

Any idea on tee times guys? I have my wife and kids coming for the weekend and need to make sure I get some family time in somewhere

[shavey]

Any idea on tee times guys? I have my wife and kids coming for the weekend and need to make sure I get some family time in somewhere

Saturday 1st September, single tee (10th) from 11:30am (Pelican Waters - Blue and Red)
Sunday 2nd September, single tee (1st) from 7:45am (Pelican Waters - Black and Red)

[AndyP]

Who's playing in the dark?

[live4golf]

Righto then lads, a week to go. What does the betting market look like?

I have it on good authority that the favourite is a OGer with 2 numbers in his name.

[AndyP]

Righto then lads, a week to go. What does the betting market look like?

I have it on good authority that the favourite is a OGer with 2 numbers in his name.Recent champs form suggests otherwise, but there is a thread with all of the odds.

[sms316]

Who's playing in the dark? I am, in the morning.

[Tom Waterhouse]

Recent champs form suggests otherwise, but there is a thread with all of the odds. Betting remains suspended until tomorrow. I need to find out if dc68 is still shanking his way to a 6 handicap.

[shavey]

Who's playing in the dark?

One of the slow groups possibly? I'll be working with the course to get it slightly earlier but they requested extra times due to club champs.

[dc68]

Betting remains suspended until tomorrow. I need to find out if dc68 is still shanking his way to a 6 handicap. It will be 6 Tosser.

[sms316]

One of the slow groups possibly? I'll be working with the course to get it slightly earlier but they requested extra times due to club champs. Won't happen. They're booked.

[shavey]

11:30am start with 75 minutes of tee times taking us through to roughly 12:45pm. 5:30PM sunset provides 4:45 for a round in cart from the front markers which shouldn't concern even the slowest of groups.

[kev]

11:30am start with 75 minutes of tee times taking us through to roughly 12:45pm. 5:30PM sunset provides 4:45 for a round in cart from the front markers which shouldn't concern even the slowest of groups.

Depends how many balls I lose... ;)

[Eag's]

11:30am start with 75 minutes of tee times taking us through to roughly 12:45pm. 5:30PM sunset provides 4:45 for a round in cart from the front markers which shouldn't concern even the slowest of groups.

Good luck with that mate ;)

[markTHEblake]

Andyp you missed one other stat. Run up a list of those who have the most "not finished"

[dc68]

Chops gets 1st 2nd and 3rd for that Blakey.

[BrisVegas]

didn't XRay do a no-show one of the Sundays? (apologies if it wasn't him, but I'm sure chops isn't the only one to have done a runner..

[BrisVegas]

4 more sleeps! Can't wait. 3 comp rounds this year. I am banking on beginner's luck to kick in when I play golf again this week!

[shavey]

4 more sleeps! Can't wait. 3 comp rounds this year. I am banking on beginner's luck to kick in when I play golf again this week!

Beginners luck? I heard from a good friend of yours that you were taking this seriously and had been practicising :roll:

[Bruce]

didn't XRay do a no-show one of the Sundays? (apologies if it wasn't him, but I'm sure chops isn't the only one to have done a runner..

I believe during the apocalypse champs he didn't front up for the Sunday.

[sms316]

PM sent to every entrant re Fri/Sat nights. Let me know if you haven't received it.

[BrisVegas]

Beginners luck? I heard from a good friend of yours that you were taking this seriously and had been practicising :roll:

rubbish. I don't have any good friends.

Oh and it's been so long since I used my golf clubs that the paint has faded on the wall they are resting against.

[Ferrins]

Are we playing off the forward tees again this year?

[markTHEblake]

Chops gets 1st 2nd and 3rd for that Blakey. So is that a confirmation for 3 times?I am only sure about 2

[Xray]

I believe during the apocalypse champs he didn't front up for the Sunday.

No was there on the Sunday, DNF Saturday.

[damoocow]

No was there on the Sunday, DNF Saturday.

Xray is my roomie for this champs - am slightly concerned....[I witnessed his mad dash for the toilets during that Saturday round]

[Ned]

Is sms eligible to still play (and win this if dc68 gets the shanks and or finds a woman) if he has paid up all his dues, but has been benched from the Forum for two weeks?

[Marto65]

He should be ... he's organised Saturday Night (do do do da do do do do do).

[Marto65]

May I suggest Suspended or Postponed sentences ...

Let his two weeks start on Monday.

If someone gets six months ... then they deserve to miss the champs.

[kev]

Took the money and ran eh?




I'M KIDDING!!!!!!!!!

[goughy]

That's been getting sorted already marto.

[Marto65]

That's been getting sorted already marto.

Cool ...

[Marto65]

Make sure you make him beg though ... we all want to see that ..

[jaybam]

Oh I see..one set of rules for him and another set for us schmucks.....who the **** is running this show ????? Things that make you go hmmmmmm

[Marto65]

It's not that important an event anyway .... anything thats decided on a countback ...

[sms316]

Oh I see..one set of rules for him and another set for us schmucks.....who the **** is running this show ????? I hired Jackie Chiles. Stay of execution due to food sales. See people, helping out at the champs does have its perks.

[Peter]

What did you do?

[sms316]

What did you do? Posted a naughty pic. Had a brain fart.

[goughy]

Now that you've let your plan out of he bag it won't work. Ban was stayed as a courtesy to other members who need/want to contact him regarding champs matters/arrangements for Saturday.

[LeftyHoges]

Posted a naughty pic. Had a brain fart.

God damn it! I miss everything here. First G69'ers pic, now SMS's. At least I got to see Jack's effort with Katy's rear end but I'm not that much of an arse man anyway so all in all, disappointing.

[sms316]

God damn it! I miss everything here. First G69'ers pic, now SMS's. At least I got to see Jack's effort with Katy's rear end but I'm not that much of an arse man anyway so all in all, disappointing. Different type of naughty mate. Rude word.

[LeftyHoges]

Different type of naughty mate. Rude word.

Oh....

Bugger! I'm sure it was artistically done at least.

[goughy]

You really really didn't want to see it. Your life is richer for missing it!

[Shadesy]

Good Decision from the Mods.

Organizing is hard and takes time, so the more willing to help the better.

[AndyP]

It's time to pack instead of spending time on here.

[BrisVegas]

Clubs cleaned. socks ironed. Outfits colour matched. Are we there yet?

[AndyP]

So.....I'll begin packing any minute now. Oh, and doing up the plan of course.

[grumpy]

So.....I'll begin packing any minute now. Oh, and doing up the plan of course.

Plan?

[Cosmopolite]

My packing is long done. On bribie island now chilling out. Had dinner at pacific harbour

[popper81]

My packing is long done. On bribie island now chilling out. Had dinner at pacific harbour

I hope you have walked Bribie so team "Titty Popper" know where all the pins are located :)

[Cosmopolite]

I hope you have walked Bribie so team "Titty Popper" know where all the pins are located :)

Unfortunately no. The course is a long way away.

[Cosmopolite]

I hope you have walked Bribie so team "Titty Popper" know where all the pins are located :)

Unfortunately no. The course is a long way away.

[popper81]

Unfortunately no. The course is a long way away.

Understandable.... You're excused

[AndyP]

Plan?Course plan. Mapping out safe green misses, where to place the tee shots, which clubs to use, appropriate times to ride the putter or fist pump, the right amount of calories to consume to ensure peak performance, you know, the stuff that everyone does.

[Jono]

Course plan. Mapping out safe green misses, where to place the tee shots, which clubs to use, appropriate times to ride the putter or fist pump, the right amount of calories to consume to ensure peak performance, you know, the stuff that everyone does.

You still do that crap?


;)

[nudgee]

sitting in the lounge at the Perth airport waiting for freaking red eye to take me back to Brissie - 3 drinks down and still have 4 and a bit hours before I take off. Man its gonna be a long flight!

cant wait to be the first ozgolfer to defend the title!!!

[AndyP]

No, not really. I'm a home course hero these days.

[AndyP]

Did you get the trophy engraved, Nudg?

[Iain]

18823
8)

[dc68]

Did you get the trophy engraved, Nudg?


Awkward silence.......

[grumpy]

Course plan. Mapping out safe green misses, where to place the tee shots, which clubs to use, appropriate times to ride the putter or fist pump, the right amount of calories to consume to ensure peak performance, you know, the stuff that everyone does.

Sound like Danny working out which bottle of Scotch he is going to empty in the booze cabinet at my place.

[nudgee]

Did you get the trophy engraved, Nudg?

hmmmm is that the time - gotta catch a plane!!!

I better not forget to bring the cup

[nudgee]

Awkward silence.......

dont you have some clubs to shine!!!

[Lobsta]

What day is ugly pants/loud outfit day again?

The one part of this weekend I'm in with a shot of winning...

[timah!]

Saturday!

Sunday is totally serious!

[kev]

Saturday!

Sunday is totally serious!
Fortunately I recognise facetiousness when I read it :)

[shavey]

MUST SLEEP, EXCITEMENT TOO MUCH TO BEAR... it's dark and I just found the caps lock.

OK, let's try this bed thing again...

[BrisVegas]

Cant sleep either.

[PeteyD]

Have fun guys and gals.

[popper81]

Cant sleep either. Same..

[dc68]

Woohoo me too!!!

[dc68]

Have fun guys and gals. We will......enjoy the foozball. It's the debil.

[PeteyD]

Oh I will.

[Lucasto23]

Are we there yet !!!

[Jarro]

Have fun guys and gals.

Yep .... play well, drink heaps and laugh hard !

Hope to see you all there next year :)

[BroKar]

Haha Sunday is serious for some, pretty sure popper wasn't taking it serious based on his pub form ;-)

[popper81]

Haha Sunday is serious for some, pretty sure popper wasn't taking it serious based on his pub form ;-) 37 points on Sunday mate.... ;) I was "self managing"

[Marto65]

I thought it was Sh*t Shirt Sunday?

[damoocow]

Not sure if I missed it or not but have the tee times / groups for Saturday been posted yet?

[timah!]

Not sure if I missed it or not but have the tee times / groups for Saturday been posted yet?

Yep, in one of the other threads.

[Eag's]

Have a great time people and I hope the weather is kind to you over the weekend.

[Dick Whitaker]

Safe as houses Eagsy. Sunny both days. Not warm enough to have pool parties by the 5th hole, but pretty damn good.

Sat - Fine - Min 9, Max 21.
Sun - Fine - Min 8, Max 22.

One last prediction - dc68 to win by 2.

[Shadesy]

Have a Great Champs Guys and Girls.

[AndyP]

We've just had a big win at work, so I reckon it's time to knockoff, head home, pack the car and go north. See y'all in a few hours.

[Davemason]

Good luck for all playing in the Champs this weekend ,

It looks like it is going to be a top weekend with the weather the way it is

And the course will be in great condition with minimal rain for the last few weeks the course will not be swampy.

[Bruce]

Dammit!

Really feeling like I'm missing out right now. Have heaps of fun everyone.

[Haystacks]

Yep. Very envious right now.
I hope to be back next year.

Have a great Champs everyone.

[AndyP]

It is a beautiful day, albeit a little breezy.

I've done my 10k run although it felt like I was still drunk. I hope the head fuzziness settles before I tee off. I've earnt a nice cooked breakfast.

[Ned]

The driver to defend the Champs with.
18899
18900

Dibs.

[sms316]

It's blowing it's tits off in places. I dropped 7 shots between 15 & 18. Fun times.

[AndyP]

Apparently the members went around the first nine in three hours and I didn't bring my headlamp.

[sms316]

I'm due to finish at 11:30am. Need beer urgently.

[Grunt]

Enjoy guys & girls. Actually feeling the urge to play golf once again.

[sms316]

Quick update (pun intended) from the marquis group. GC is battling food poisoning and has used the facilities between 14 & 15 despite popping 5 Imodium. Looking like a long afternoon for him.

[AndyP]

Lots of wipes on the scoreboard and off for GC.

[sms316]

***Update***

Make that 6 Imodium.

[sms316]

No idea, but Hoges is dressed like a homeless person who has slept in pooh all night.

[AndyP]

There is a group punting on no shanks.

[AndyP]

Madness it is.

[Shadesy]

Any clubhouse scores in?

[Jarro]

DC must be slaying them out there

[sms316]

First group might be on 17. Some social pair jumped in front of us on the turn. They might be post boosting in the shank thread shortly.

[Jarro]

How's the cart girl coping ?

[Eag's]

There is a group punting on no shanks.

Recipe for disaster right there :lol:

[dc68]

15 points!!!!No shanks.

[Jarro]

15 pints!!!!No spews.

8)

[dc68]

Close a couple of times.

[sms316]

AndyP wants to know what is leading.

[dc68]

28

[dc68]

Scratch that. 31 daves

[timah!]

Scratch that. 34 Virge.

[Tom Waterhouse]

AndyP is the new favourite. Even 2 pointers through 16.

[Lobsta]

Scratch that. 39, Ferret.

[sms316]

Scratch that. 39, Ferret. Hasn't that **** pulled out yet?

[shazza_rs]

Can everyone please leave their cards at reception of you haven't already handed them in to Pete or myself.

[Captain Nemo]

Anyone want Swingbyte straps come see me I've got a bunch and they are free!!!

[Lobsta]

Anyone want Swingbyte straps come see me I've got a bunch and they are free!!!

I'll grab some off you.

[LeftyHoges]

How are Titleist and Lefty going on the punt ? Titleist had a win on Piero today. I've got some multis on tonight. Will tell you how I went tomorrow morning. No TAB tonight so gonna be very hard to punt. We'll have to figure something out. Any hot tips???

[LeftyHoges]

No idea, but Hoges is dressed like a homeless person who has slept in pooh all night. Is today not ugly pants day??? I went as ugly as I could! Flowergirl said she was disappointed that I wasn't as larey / lairy (sp?) as usual but I pointed out to her that today is ugly pants day and the rest of my outfits are stunningly fashionable. I mean really, what's a guy to do???

[KristianJ]

Is today not ugly pants day??? I went as ugly as I could! Flowergirl said she was disappointed that I wasn't as larey / lairy (sp?) as usual but I pointed out to her that today is ugly pants day and the rest of my outfits are stunningly fashionable. I mean really, what's a guy to do???

Courty's just put a pic of himself up on Facebook with a gentleman in brown slacks, yellow shirt, and an inability to look at the camera. You?

[kev]

Yep, that was Lefty...

[LeftyHoges]

Courty's just put a pic of himself up on Facebook with a gentleman in brown slacks, yellow shirt, and an inability to look at the camera. You?

That would be me! ;-)

[Marto65]

That would be me! ;-)

It's hard look good with red hair, mate.

[KristianJ]

Having a second look at that pic, was it a slightly chilly morning?

[Davemason]

Any pics of the first day ???

[AndyP]

Kev got a few.

[Cosmopolite]

I got lots of pics. Will try and post some tomorrow

[Webster]

Where are the round 1 scores?

[dc68]

In the toilet

[kev]

Kev got a few.
I need an iPad connection kit to post them otherwise it will have to wait until Tuesday

[AndyP]

Where are the round 1 scores?1. Ferrins 39. 2. AndyP 35. 3. Titty 34. 4. Virge 34. 31 is next after that, I think.

[Tom Waterhouse]

Where are the round 1 scores? dc68 had 15 points. That is all.

[peter_rs]

39 to 15

[kingslayer33]

dc68 had 15 points. That is all. Tom - why are you spending time at the champs when you should be spending your valuable time making a less annoying ad? Or do you now know how they hit a shank with the best of them?

[peter_rs]

I haven't checked ferrins bag but has the vibrator putter grip appeared?

[TheNuclearOne]

Great score on what looks like a tough day by the Ferret.

[Webster]

1. Ferrins 39. 2. AndyP 35. 3. Titty 34. 4. Virge 34. 31 is next after that, I think.

Thanks, but I'm not that interested in the leading scores. I want to see who is in the running for the NAGA. So please list the bottom half dozen or so, so I know to cheer for tomorrow.

[BroKar]

Put it this way jack I'm on 21 points in the 3rd group

[AndyP]

Use the groups as a guide. Worst scores hit off first.

[PeteyD]

Good to see the standard is up there. Pick your act up ferret

[Webster]

Put it this way jack I'm on 21 points in the 3rd group

Crikey! I hope you weren't using your iPhone though.

[popper81]

Yeah Boi.... Getting some fun out!!

[BroKar]

iPad

[Marto65]

If timah tries to sell his wedges, don't buy them. They are made from potato.

[popper81]

If timah tries to sell his wedges, don't buy them. They are made from potato. Love the deep fried wedges

[timah!]

Chilli wedges?

[Ned]

Anyone seen the trophy yet?

[jaybam]

Looks like the sandbagging is going to pay off for the ferret

[LeftyHoges]

Anyone seen the trophy yet? I believe Ferrins has it with him already...

[BrisVegas]

Go Ferret! The peoples champion-in-waiting.

[AndyP]

Ferrins must be a back marker champion by now. It's his to lose.

[Jarro]

Is the ferrett bailing tomorrow ?

[popper81]

We think so....

[AndyP]

No show tonight. His win will have an asterisk next to his name.

[timah!]

He's studying the course guide...

[Daves]

Sleeping in a bunker I reckon.

[popper81]

Scared!!

[AndyP]

Real champions party on.

[popper81]

Alright... Is the party in 701?

[Captain Nemo]

Where all here....!

[popper81]

Where all here....! Well pm me a number.. Be there soon..

[Cosmopolite]

Well pm me a number.. Be there soon..

what happened to the tavern??

[sms316]

I think dc68 will receive a few nominations for the Blue Balls. BOG might be competitive.

[AndyP]

Three holes in.

Ferrins leads.
Virge and Titty 4 back.
AndyP another 2.

[Webster]

What about the NAGA Andyp? Who has that stitched up?

[AndyP]

No idea. Thru 6

Ferrins leads.
Virge, Titty 3 back.
Andyp 5.