Thoughts on Steven Bowditch?

[JumpingJac]

Bowditch is on conditional status for the Australian PGA Championship next month.
Will he make the cut?

[rubin]

you havent been around here much have you?

[Ferrins]

He is an attractive man, but not as attractive as courty.

[AndyP]

I think he's a bastard, who would rather play a game of golf than go to his sister's wedding.

[Johnny Canuck]

Nice eyebrow. Still waiting on my headcover.

[markTHEblake]

You can say anything you like about Steven Bowditch, its not as if he is ever going to read what us wankers on an obscure golf forum is going to say about him.

[Marto65]

I think the conditioner he's using suits his hairstyle.

[JumpingJac]

you havent been around here much have you? What's golf?

[Dotty]

I thought they were going to cancel the Aus PGA this year, as all the spectators would rather watch the Aiminhit charity day.

[JumpingJac]

I think he's a bastard, who would rather play a game of golf than go to his sister's wedding.
Ok I'll bite, when was this?

[AndyP]

I think it's this coming weekend.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/25664-What-would-you-do?

[JumpingJac]

I thought they were going to cancel the Aus PGA this year, as all the spectators would rather watch the Aiminhit charity day. Well it is a good cause!

[Yossarian]

What are your thoughts on this matter JJ?

[JumpingJac]

I think it's this coming weekend.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/25664-What-would-you-do?

I'm sure his sister could have arranged the wedding to fall on a day he wasn't working. Noob.
You encouraged the man.

[matty]

He's definately got potential.

[Daves]

He is nearly as hairy as Razaar.

[JumpingJac]

What are your thoughts on this matter JJ?
He finished at 3-under par at the Frys.Com Open PGA golf tournament last week.
Wouldn't invest in a cardboard cutout just yet. But I'm vouching for him.

[IamViva]

Top bloke! what a real athlete looks like!!!!

[dc68]

He finished at 3-under par at the Frys.Com Open PGA golf tournament last week.
Wouldn't invest in a cardboard cutout just yet. But I'm vouching for him.

Could have sworn that the Fry's finished today....

[Pieface]

AndyP = Noob [/thread]

[Nuffie]

AndyP = Noob [/thread]

Yeah Bowdo's trying his best to make a living.

He's made a lot of friends on here and we are his downtime now, from the days he used to get on the booze.

Ozgolf may be what helps him keep his card and lots of us are supporting the guy. I hope he does well.

[Grunt]

I thought he was just one of those aimnhit types on the PGA Tour.

[TheTrueReview]

He is nearly as hairy as Razaar.

Could they be the same person? Have they ever been photographed together?

[sms316]

I thought he got his eyebrows plucked at the same place Bert goes to.

[jaybam]

Who???

[JumpingJac]

Could have sworn that the Fry's finished today....
Sorry running on American time!

[Yossarian]

Are you on tour as well?

[Stuartd147]

I hope he plays in the PGA and other events while here. I walked around with him at Wollongong links course at last year's NSW PGA, he played really well, seemed very relaxed with the local crowd following him. No doubt playing in the big league in the US will have improved him. I think he will enjoy being back in OZ and might be a good value on Sportsbet!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Stu

[JumpingJac]

Are you on tour as well?

I wish! No, I just have a lot of American clients!

[Eldrick]

he needs to do more for local charities

[dc68]

Could have sworn that the Fry's finished today....


Sorry running on American time!


Still doesn't make it last week mate.. It would have been all of 6 hours prior to you posting.

[Dotty]

he needs to do more for local charities
He's already sent me a couple of maple leaf Scotty covers, but I've forgotten what I had to do with them.

[Johnny Canuck]

He's already sent me a couple of maple leaf Scotty covers, but I've forgotten what I had to do with them.

Bastard.

[Dotty]

I've asked for three more.

My dog is liking his new slippers, but his back paws are getting cold. I also need a towball cover.

[Johnny Canuck]

What about your dog's towballs?

[Dotty]

They have a kiwi 3 wood cover, as it's right beside a .....

[Johnny Canuck]

Gotcha, bru.

[aimnhit]

Ok what's happening here... My feeling are hurt now..

[TourFit]

You missed a thread that has your name in the title...PAY ATTENTION!!!

[Dotty]

I'm just having some fun with the New Australian.

[qbnchopper]

I have it on very good authority that SB throws a very good party in Vegas after a win .... I was vicariously there (but my best mate was !!!)

[aimnhit]

Hmm interesting.. Sounds like rumors to me

[IamViva]

denial, must be true :D

imagine tigers party after his 'next' win... be hard to find a hooker that night ;)

[aimnhit]

You could see it first hand if you buy a group in the charity day:)

[aimnhit]

What does he mean by the opening thread??

[Eldrick]

no idea mate. just trolling i think

[Dotty]

What does he mean by the opening thread??
I suspect that it may be viral marketing from the Aus PGA or Coolum.

[popper81]

What does he mean by the opening thread??

I thought it was your sister about to defend her choice of wedding day....:wink:

[mike]

13885

[IamViva]

subtle mike, i like your work

[qbnchopper]

I have it on very good authority that SB throws a very good party in Vegas after a win .... I was vicariously there (but my best mate was !!!)

Hang on, hang on - this next statement is perhaps more believable ....

I have it on very good authority that SB paid for a very good party in Vegas after a win ....

[Yossarian]

I heard he had sweet buns.

[MegaWatty]

I heard he had sweet buns.

From Lubin?

[Yossarian]

That is a big 10-4 Mega.

[rubin]

I heard he had sweet buns.

u cant help yourself can u? Try as u might - u are still the site's token homo.

[Yossarian]

Why did you PM those pictures then?

[rubin]

huh?

[Yossarian]

Don't play all coy. I know that is what he likes.

[Jarro]

All aboard the WA man-train then 'eh ?

[rubin]

All aboard the WA man-train then 'eh ?

Yoss is trying to drag everyone down to his level...... On his knees

[Yossarian]

Stop gheying up threads with your ghey imagery.

[TourFit]

Nice avatar Yoss...ghey imagery at it's best.

[Yossarian]

The broccoli was gone but the hurt remained.

[aimnhit]

Right you blokes... With my name on this thread and I open it up and all that is talked about is gheys... Why is yoss always in the middle of them too??

[dc68]

Yoss loves the Daisy chain that's why he's always in the middle.

[dc68]

Oh and he must think you are a cuddly bear Bowdo.

[rubin]

Right you blokes... With my name on this thread and I open it up and all that is talked about is gheys... Why is yoss always in the middle of them too??

Nothing against you mate - Yoss just likes to try and push the ghey-ness onto others. He's in denial.

[Yossarian]

Right you blokes... With my name on this thread and I open it up and all that is talked about is gheys... Why is yoss always in the middle of them too??


Nothing against you mate - Yoss just likes to try and push the ghey-ness onto others. He's in denial.

Sorry bowdo rubin is dealing with some issues at the moment, he is hoping someone will help pull him off this crazy bucking train he is riding at the moment.

[TheTrueReview]

Yoss loves the Daisy chain that's why he's always in the middle.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoFANivV44g

[aimnhit]

Hahahaha

[Yossarian]

Rubin works in insurance like the Jim Carrey character does there for a bit...

[TourFit]

C'mon Yoss, lay off Lubin for a while, eh?

(Or is that lay ON him for a while?)

Oh...dammit, I'm all confused!

[timah!]

Seriously, Bowdo doesn't need to think about Yoss Lubin' Fit!
:D

[rubin]

Rubin works in insurance like the Jim Carrey character does there for a bit...


C'mon Yoss, lay off Lubin for a while, eh?

(Or is that lay ON him for a while?)

Oh...dammit, I'm all confused!


Seriously, Bowdo doesn't need to think about Yoss Lubin' Fit!
:D

All I can say is - Nobody is as happy as me that Yoss is not coming to WA Champs. I don't need someone trying to 'turn' me.

[MegaWatty]

I don't need someone trying to 'turn' me.

There it is!

[TR66]

Yoss loves the Daisy chain that's why he's always in the middle.

So he's a pitcher and a catcher!

[rubin]

I reckon we have jacked this thread enough for now - its starting to get a bit out of hand.

MAybe we return to normal programming??

[sms316]

Yoss loves the Daisy chain that's why he's always in the middle.
Yoss loved that phone video.

[PerryGroves]

Has all this Yoss vs Rubin ghey stuff run its course, or can it be sustained in over 20 threads?

Surely we can return to more interesting topics like whether the Par 3s at fill in the blanks...........up are superior to those at ................up or a dissertation on the merits of Subiaco over some other joint miles from anywhere. I may be mistaken so feel free to continue.

[AndyP]

+1

It's tiresome.

[rubin]

+1000
I'm well over it.

[AndyP]

Shuddup homo.

[WBennett]

Shuddup homo.

POTY

[Haystacks]

Shuddup homo.

:smile: (no homo)

[Shadesy]

Sorry guys... I am now off to start a thread about what kinda toilet paper I will use at the champs! Is that better?

[rubin]

Shuddup homo.

Sorry boss. :)

[WBennett]

Bowdo, sorry to get the thread sort of back on track, but are you playing or coming home this weekend?

[mike]

Sorry guys... I am now off to start a thread about what kinda toilet paper I will use at the champs! Is that better?Shadesy, good idea mate, but I'm pretty sure it's been covered already.

[AndyP]

Triple ply FTW.

[Yossarian]

Has all this Yoss vs Rubin ghey stuff run its course, or can it be sustained in over 20 threads?

Surely we can return to more interesting topics like whether the Par 3s at fill in the blanks...........up are superior to those at ................up or a dissertation on the merits of Subiaco over some other joint miles from anywhere. I may be mistaken so feel free to continue.

You are right this would be more approriate for discussion in the Rubin's 19th hole thread.

[markTHEblake]

I wonder how Google will see this thread.

[Outcast]

I'm confused; I thought Yoss was the only ghey in the 'ozgolf' village??

[oncewasagolfer]

I'm confused; I thought Yoss was the only ghey in the 'ozgolf' village??
I was thinking the same thing. I wonders how he feels about the competition.

[rubin]

I'm confused; I thought Yoss was the only ghey in the 'ozgolf' village??


I was thinking the same thing. I wonders how he feels about the competition.

on behalf of everyone - please dont start that shit again.

[Johnny Canuck]

Shuddup homo.

I laughed. Loudly.

Lubin.

[mike]

on behalf of everyone - please dont start that shit again.hear hear.

[Yossarian]

on behalf of everyone - please dont start that shit again.

Jealous of my male attention?

[petethepilot]

What does he mean by the opening thread??

Jumping Jac said "Bowditch is on conditional status for the Australian PGA Championship next month.
Will he make the cut?"

Go and start your own Thread Camilo.:razz: Bowdo is currently our only genuine Touring Pro! At least till DC68 cracks it at Tour School or Blakey qualifies for the Seniors!!!!

Pete

[rubin]

Jealous of my male attention?

Im over it - go for your life. Your childish bullshit is ****ing pissing me off.

[Yossarian]

Im over it - go for your life. Your childish bullshit is ****ing pissing me off.

Sorry! I figured that you throwing it at me would mean you wouldn't mind a bit back.

I will desist.

Hugs.

[Pieface]

Call me a thief, liar and a cheat and we can tee it up whenever but by gum call me a homo and we aren't going to be friends anymoar :-s

[petethepilot]

Honestly, previously I couldn't possibly grasp how people ever clock up 10000+ posts on a chat room like this. I now realise it is possible by permanently talking nothing but mindless shit.....continuously!!!

[Johnny Canuck]

Tourfit of the Internet Syndrome.

[Yossarian]

Honestly, previously I couldn't possibly grasp how people ever clock up 10000+ posts on a chat room like this. I now realise it is possible by permanently talking nothing but mindless shit.....continuously!!!

+1

[Shadesy]

Homo....phobes!

[MegaWatty]

Shuddup homo.<br />
<br />

Winner of the best supporting act for 2011.

:)

[Outcast]

Hey, does anyone know if Bowdo is likely to drop by Champs? I remember in some earlier posts he was hoping he might but, I guess that is ancient history now that he is working hard to retain his card??

And for the record, having been the recipient of his advice on more than one occasion I think Bowdo must be a pretty good bloke!

[TheAwesom1]

from what i've heard the guy is a great fella. Golf wise i think he has the tools to be a top 30 in the world player.

[Golfnut]

Hey, does anyone know if Bowdo is likely to drop by Champs? I remember in some earlier posts he was hoping he might but, I guess that is ancient history now that he is working hard to retain his card??

And for the record, having been the recipient of his advice on more than one occasion I think Bowdo must be a pretty good bloke!

I think between trying to retain his card and pleasing his sister (no insesto), he's got his work cut out for him.

[dean0820]

Honestly, previously I couldn't possibly grasp how people ever clock up 10000+ posts on a chat room like this. I now realise it is possible by permanently talking nothing but mindless shit.....continuously!!!

geez pete, took you a while.

[Daves]

Hey, does anyone know if Bowdo is likely to drop by Champs? I remember in some earlier posts he was hoping he might but, I guess that is ancient history now that he is working hard to retain his card??

And for the record, having been the recipient of his advice on more than one occasion I think Bowdo must be a pretty good bloke!

I think Bowdo might be intending to go low a few times around Sea Island this weekend.

http://www.pgatour.com/tournaments/r493/

[aimnhit]

Yeah sorry boys.. I won't be able to make it.. I got myself in this mess now I gotta get myself out... Hope everyone plays well though

[PeteyD]

You play well Bowdo. Our champs is only sort of about golf.

[BrisWesty]

Yeah sorry boys.. I won't be able to make it.. I got myself in this mess now I gotta get myself out... Hope everyone plays well though

We'll be cheering for you. To misquote Star Trek, "Go low and prosper!"

[BrentonJ]

Play well mate we are all behind you!!!

[Yossarian]

Good luck bowdo, sorry for the dribbling.

[aimnhit]

Good luck bowdo, sorry for the dribbling.
haha thanks boys... i really dont care what team you bat for yoss :)

[Golfnut]

His bat will always be raised for you bowdo. ;)

Go low mate!

[Outcast]

Bowdo,

leave all the shite golf shots to us hackers this weekend; good luck mate, hope you score well

[AndyP]

Steven Bowditch. Hot or Not?

[BrisWesty]

Hopefully his putter is red hot, his nerves are ice cool, and the scoring is smoking!

[Progolfgear]

Seems like a dinkum guy to me... A few of the local pros (tassie) got a giggle when he came down here to play a pro am or two in (I think) '09 and was downing a few brews before tee off :razz:

[Eldrick]

Steven Bowditch. Hot or Not?
i lol'd

[Dotty]

Bowditch is on conditional status for the Australian PGA Championship next month.
Will he make the cut?
Quite possibly.

[Jarro]

Lets hope so 8)