2011 Gavin Simms Memorial Cup

[rubin]

Rubes has that covered with his normal balls. What is so special about that?

Nah - 3wood goes fairly straight.

[Shadesy]

Haha cheeseburgers!

[Johnny Canuck]

Ghey.

[Johnny Canuck]

Haha cheeseburgers!


Ghey.

Sorry Shades, the ghey was directed to Rubin's 3 wood. The visual of the cheeseburgers made me laugh out loud.

[hocko]

2 sleeps gents.
It seems that everyone is friggin amped for this.

[Shadesy]

I'm pretty ambivalent to it all....

[rubin]

I'm pretty ambivalent to it all....

Are u god? ;)

[Golfnut]

I'm pretty ambivalent to it all.... +1, played 18 this arvo to try play with some sort of form this weekend and now can barely walk....my body sucks.. Pass the Tramadol simmsy.

[Johnny Canuck]

+1, played 18 this arvo to try play with some sort of form this weekend and now can barely walk....my body sucks.. Pass the Tramadol simmsy.

That makes two of you ;)

[MegaWatty]

Oh dear.

[Shadesy]

Depends which Girls you ask!

But I'm not omnibenevolent?

[hocko]

Did you get a guernsey for Sunday mega?

[Shadesy]

I was of course joking...

I just have 3 sleeps...

[MegaWatty]

Did you get a guernsey for Sunday mega? Think I'm passing, mate.

[hocko]

Righto.

[simmsy]

Mega mega mega.

You are falling down my list of guys I have a man-crush on.

Very sad day.

[Yossarian]

Is anyone going into this un injured?

[rubin]

I am 100%. I might be the only one.

[hocko]

I am 40.

[simmsy]

just had to separate the kids from a full on dust-up! i was the only one that ended on the floor crying.

[Shadesy]

Is drunk an injury?

[rubin]

Is drunk an injury?

Depends on whether it's a permanent state

[Cosmopolite]

+1, played 18 this arvo to try play with some sort of form this weekend and now can barely walk....my body sucks.. Pass the Tramadol simmsy.

I thought I had first dibs on the tramadol?

[MegaWatty]

Mega mega mega. You are falling down my list of guys I have a man-crush on. Very sad day. C'mon man. Don't be like that. Unfortunately it just ain't gonna happen. I appreciate the crush though. ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

Is anyone going into this un injured?

I'm always in tip top physical condition.

But I'm getting a cold, which really sucks.

[MegaWatty]

I'm always in tip top physical condition.But I'm getting a cold, which really sucks. I have it too. But mate, I have some bad news. It's not a cold. It's much much worse!

[Johnny Canuck]

I have it too. But mate, I have some bad news. It's not a cold. It's much much worse!

I'm pounding it with vitamin C and the moment. Trying to beat it.

[MegaWatty]

I'm pounding it with vitamin C and the moment. Trying to beat it. It's man flu. I hope you make it through. :(

[Cosmopolite]

I'm pounding it with vitamin C and the moment. Trying to beat it.

sheesh dont bring it with you at the weekend and share it around.

[MegaWatty]

sheesh dont bring it with you at the weekend and share it around. You're immune.

[simmsy]

Yep man flu is rife atm. Went and got some dimatapp yesty after my trip to 'fits and the chemist said there has been a big spike with in the last week.

[simmsy]

JC when we getting the breakdown of the odds man? It is something i look fwd to every big game that we have. Cmon.

[Johnny Canuck]

Captain Canuck, founder of 'NuckBet, is here to review the field for the weekend:

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NUFFIE: 'NuckBet Odds: 11/1

The Street Fighting Lleyton Hewitt always seems to save his best performances for the big stage on OzGolf days. An experienced Champs participant knows what he is getting into this weekend. Hopefully this year, he shows up with more than a 6 pack of Carlton Cold.

Why He'll Win: The Nuffster is steady and can rise to the occasion when it is not higher than 5 feet. A seasoned veteran, he might not have the length to fully take advantage of Dunny Lakes, but he should shine at The Cut when control is the key.

Why He Won't Win: Nuffster seems pretty attached to Rubin's nutsac at the moment. This could inhibit his swing. He may also suffer being away from his latest man-crush, Veeman. He might need to drop the Veeman pom poms to hold his clubs. In the past, the Nuffster has choked when the pressure is on. Memories of being 4 up with 4 to play at KBay still haunt the little one and he wakes up scared with wet sheets at least once per month as a result.

Prediction: 4th place and 7 beers consumed on the weekend.

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SIMMSY - 'NuckBet Odds: 14/1

OMS is making a return to Champs. An original WAnker, he will grit his 4 teeth and 28 dentures and compete with the best of them.

Why He'll Win: There are three guarantees in life: death, taxes and OMS putting up 22+ points over a 9 hole span at some point on the weekend. He's owned every driver released since 2005, so he has a pretty good idea what works for him.

Why He Won't Win: As he is a little older than most, after he blows his load on the 22+ points, Mr. Floppy shows up and puts up about 8 points on the next nine. Sadly, there is no little blue pill for this golf game. OMS is also suffering from a bad back and after Lubin gets through with him, he'll have a sore ring to match.

Prediction: 2nd Place and a bottle of fine liquor consumed to wash down painkillers. Little does his know, the liquor will make his ass hurt, right Lubes?


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HOCKO - 'NuckBet Odds: 25/1

Beetle Bailey is the man this year, singlehandedly putting this together with organisational skills rivalled by only Yoss. He has endured the wrath of Tourfit in the process, who was last heard mumbling something about stealing his thunder.

Why He'll Win: Hock's is playing off more than double his handicap from a year ago. He's got the distance to fully take advantage of The Lakes. He is also the lightest horse out of the gates, so he should have a speed advantage.

Why He Won't Win: When the winds pick up on the 12th at The Cut, Hocko will end up in the Ocean. The only way to prevent this would to fill his pockets with Tourfit's lunch, which will unfortunately be finished before he reaches the 150m marker on the 3rd.

Prediction: 7th place and he'll try to control the beers, but will give in and consume 23 over the two days.

[Johnny Canuck]

JC when we getting the breakdown of the odds man? It is something i look fwd to every big game that we have. Cmon.

Doing it in style. Taking a bit of time, but should be worth the wait.
Enjoy. More to come.

[MegaWatty]

Yep man flu is rife atm. Went and got some dimatapp yesty after my trip to 'fits and the chemist said there has been a big spike with in the last week. I only roll with the ones packing the precursor of Nuffie's disco biscuits!

[idgolfguy]

Is anyone going into this un injured?I am older than the lot of you. I have two sore shoulders, a bad back, severe bout of eczema and asthma due to this crappy weather. The doctors are waiting in line as I am due for surgery for one knee.And worst off all...I have lost control of my...

[Shadesy]

Great start Canuck!

[idgolfguy]

DRIVER! Bring the golf on!

[Yossarian]

Doing it in style. Taking a bit of time, but should be worth the wait.
Enjoy. More to come.

LOL!

[Cosmopolite]

I am on the injured list. had lots of acupuncture to try and sort out knees, shoulders and leg muscles. it is costing me a fortune but have had some relief from the agony.

[Johnny Canuck]

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IDGOLFGUY - 'NuckBet Odds: 8/1

ID is a champs weekend mainstay. He never fails to attended, even if he forgets to tell his wife. His golf game has done a 180 recently and the cap has dropped. Some are attributing it to healthy living and weight loss. I attribute it to him getting some morals and ceasing to be a bandit.

Why He'll Win: Experience, in both Tantric practices, as well as on the golf course. He's lost one champs on extra holes, so he knows what it takes to almost go all the way. Perhaps it was the Tantra lifestyle that stopped him from reaching climax and victory. His game has improved in all areas and he is finally able to hit the XXXXStiff blades that he insists on using.

Why He Won't Win: His brain. He's improved his putting 100%, but once a short putt or two is missed, all are missed. Also, he runs the risk of running out of golf balls at The Cut as his phone will take up 80% of free bag space.

Prediction: 5th place and a little over 1/2 a bottle of scotch. It will be touch to measure as he like to pour drinks for others.



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COSMO - 'NuckBet Odds: 100/1

Cosmo is becoming quite the OzGolfer, traveling to the Minor Champs in QLD in preparation for the big show. Can she handle the pressure of being the only female at champs? I don't think so. Good thing we have Lubin as Saturday night is dress and heels night.

Why She'll Win: She could put up a very big score at the Lakes, depending on tee placement. The conditions at The Cut on day two could be the key.

Why She Won't Win: The lack of a BBQ dinner could greatly affect her psyche. Can she handle a chilli dog? Will she even attempt it? There are too many question surrounding this Lass' game and the fact that the Friday tune up with be played at Binny where the only running water will be streaming from my johnson on to a tree will leave her in an angry mood.

Prediction: 10th Place and 2.5 bottles of wine in an attempt to numb the pain of listening to Tourfit talk about Petenoustie for two nights straight.


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GOLFNUT - 'Nuckbet Odds: 75/1

Golfnut has received his first leave pass since 1984 when Nonna' let him go to Little Guido's to watch Italy play in the World Cup. He is going to make the most of his limited time and condense it all so that he can be home by 3pm on Sunday for his weekly sit down brunch.

Why He'll Win:

Why He Won't Win: Nut's game has improved by leaps and bounds, but he still gets intimidated by certain shots and courses. The Cut is going to tear him a new one and mindf*ck him for a month. He'll be seen touring around Freo sitting on his John Deere talking to himself like Rain Man saying "I can't believe I hit the gay fade, I can't believe I hit the gay fade, I can't believe I hit the gay fade, Sand Dune, Sand Dune, Sand Dune!"

Prediction: NAGA and 8.5 beers. He'll have to stay sober for the hourly phone calls to check in.

[Cosmopolite]

when was the Binny game decided? I thought it was Capel?

[MegaWatty]

Delete it for you?

[Cosmopolite]

I am unlikely to drink plonk this weekend JC

[Cosmopolite]

Delete it for you?

depends on how well the drugs are working lol

[Johnny Canuck]

Delete it for you?

Get rid of the other post. It wouldn't display the attachments and now it is freezing when I try to delete the last attachment.

Cheers.

[Johnny Canuck]

I am unlikely to drink plonk this weekend JC

Just wait for the TF Factor.

[Yossarian]

I am pissing myself sorrocks.

[Johnny Canuck]

when was the Binny game decided? I thought it was Capel?

Simmsy posted earlier. Can't be bothered finding it, but basically, Capel is further, twice as expensive for half as good of a course and a large group could not play it, unlike Binny where a group of 6, 7 or 8 would be fine.

[MegaWatty]

Sorted.

[rubin]

Just wait for the TF Factor.

Are u referring to the swirl and sniff?

[simmsy]

Fine form JC, fine form.

[Shadesy]

I am pissing myself sorrocks.

I keep hitting refresh looking for the next installment!

Very clever!

[Johnny Canuck]

I am pissing myself sorrocks.

Glad to hear. I do it for the millions and millions....

Tomorrow with see the chances of Tourfit, Tommyg, The People's Champ, Lubin the Penetrator, Slim Shadesy and someone who is some quiet that I had to look up the 12th man, Daz.

Cheers MegaMod.

[Cosmopolite]

Simmsy posted earlier. Can't be bothered finding it, but basically, Capel is further, twice as expensive for half as good of a course and a large group could not play it, unlike Binny where a group of 6, 7 or 8 would be fine.

um I would dispute the distance. have you checked the map lately?

[Johnny Canuck]

Are u referring to the swirl and sniff?

Ahhh. Good call. The TF Wank Factor. Known to give visual headaches.


Fine form JC, fine form.


I keep hitting refresh looking for the next installment!

Very clever!

Thanks boys. I'm spent now. Time to watch some Jersey Shore.

See you all tomorrow for part 2.

[simmsy]

Binningup is better, cheaper, can take large groups playing together and don't have to watch ya P's&Q's like you do at Capel. I love Capel but it don't work for a late afternoon drinking session while playing golf. What u got against B'up Cosmo?

[Cosmopolite]

Binningup is better, cheaper, can take large groups playing together and don't have to watch ya P's&Q's like you do at Capel. I love Capel but it don't work for a late afternoon drinking session while playing golf. What u got against B'up Cosmo?

great course, but severe lack of facilities. easy for you guys to find trees, but us fairer ones................

[Yossarian]

How often do you need to go potty? Capel doesn't have toilets anywhere during the nine holes does it?

[rubin]

How often do you need to go potty? Capel doesn't have toilets anywhere during the nine holes does it?

Correct

[simmsy]

great course, but severe lack of facilities. easy for you guys to find trees, but us fairer ones................

U need to get out more Cosmo. Seen many a girl on a Friday night take a pee behind a car or tree, while standing too.

[Shadesy]

http://www.outdoors123.com/images/dmh-kookaburra-portable-toilet.jpg

[Cosmopolite]

http://www.outdoors123.com/images/dmh-kookaburra-portable-toilet.jpg

hey dont show that to Nudgee!

[Johnny Canuck]

Laughing loud at Shadesy.

I've got a great idea for the Diablos.

Cossie can got in the pink port-o-let and we can all try and hit it from the 9th tee.

[idgolfguy]

I'm a Binny fan. Too many midgies at Capel.

[hocko]

I'm a Binny fan. Too many midgies at Capel.
With you and Nuff at Binny there will be two many midgets there too.

[hocko]

HOCKO - 'NuckBet Odds: 25/1

Beetle Bailey is the man this year, singlehandedly putting this together with organisational skills rivalled by only Yoss. He has endured the wrath of Tourfit in the process, who was last heard mumbling something about stealing his thunder.

Why He'll Win: Hock's is playing off more than double his handicap from a year ago. He's got the distance to fully take advantage of The Lakes. He is also the lightest horse out of the gates, so he should have a speed advantage.



I will have you know Sore Rocks that i am at least 15kg heavier than Nuff not unless he weighs 65kg now.

[Johnny Canuck]

We'll have to get you two on a see saw at the caravan park.

[simmsy]

Things we'd love to see at these champs:

Hocko wearing shorts
Tourfit in his white pants with lilac shirt
Nuff eating disco biscuits at the turn on saturday.
Shadesy waking up with someone called sharron (real name arron) and no idea how he got there.

[Johnny Canuck]

I couldn't handle the Nuffster on disco biscuits. A liitle more energy and enthusiasm for the kid? Not a chance.

[hocko]

Things we'd love to see at these champs:

Hocko wearing shorts
Tourfit in his white pants with lilac shirt (and keeping quiet for an hour)
Nuff eating disco biscuits at the turn on saturday. (and keeping quiet for two hours)
Shadesy waking up with someone called sharron (real name arron) and no idea how he got there.
Edited.

[rubin]

HOCKO - 'NuckBet Odds: 25/1

Beetle Bailey is the man this year, singlehandedly putting this together with organisational skills rivalled by only Yoss. He has endured the wrath of Tourfit in the process, who was last heard mumbling something about stealing his thunder.

Why He'll Win: Hock's is playing off more than double his handicap from a year ago. He's got the distance to fully take advantage of The Lakes. He is also the lightest horse out of the gates, so he should have a speed advantage.



I will have you know Sore Rocks that i am at least 15kg heavier than Nuff not unless he weighs 65kg now.

its the power to weight ratio that does it.

[Shadesy]

Edit: My golf game Still sux!

[Yossarian]

You love jinxing yourself don't you!

[Shadesy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvtDHH_IfP8

[rubin]

Shadesy FTW!

[TourFit]

You are really starting to worry me now Shadesy...

[hocko]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvtDHH_IfP8
Oh dear.

[rubin]

shadesy - if you don't get severely f***ed up this weekend, i will be very disappoint.

[TourFit]

But remember...none of us are teenagers and WILL NOT be holding your head while you drive the porcelain bus!!!

[Shadesy]

I think My Reputation Proceeds itself...I'll be knocking back several beers, Whiskies etc. But if we stay around the Village I can't see myself getting into to much trouble. Depends on Who is about ;-)

I don't go out very often, so I usually make the most of it....

Nothing wrong with a power chunder Fit..

[tommyg]

JC love ya work..... Champagne comedy.

Shadesy don't worry mate. I'll be hammered by the end of the skins game Friday. I don't get out much either so there'll be at least 2 of us who are a little messy. I don't tend to be a chucked though... Unless someone pulls out a bottle of tequila. Now there's an idea for the skins game: double bogey tequila shots

[Shadesy]

I Love tequila shots....None of that Lemon Shit either, straight up! I'm up for that....

[hocko]

JC love ya work..... Champagne comedy.

Shadesy don't worry mate. I'll be hammered by the end of the skins game Friday. I don't get out much either so there'll be at least 2 of us who are a little messy. I don't tend to be a chucked though... Unless someone pulls out a bottle of tequila. Now there's an idea for the skins game: double bogey tequila shots
Pass.

[rubin]

Pass.

+1

[idgolfguy]

I maybe driving Senor Nuffie in the afternoon.

[rubin]

I maybe driving Senor Nuffie in the afternoon.

so IDG will definately be on the hard stuff ;)

[TourFit]

Tequila shots...been there done that young fellas!!!

Idgg will be driving Nuffie in the afternoon so that the guys in the cars ahead don't get out of sight and they end up lost. Again.

[Johnny Canuck]

I think My Reputation Proceeds itself...I'll be knocking back several beers, Whiskies etc. But if we stay around the Village I can't see myself getting into to much trouble. Depends on Who is about ;-)I don't go out very often, so I usually make the most of it....Nothing wrong with a power chunder Fit.. We never Left the village last time and had no issues finding trouble. Hormone!

[rubin]

We never Left the village last time and had no issues finding trouble. Hormone!

true - but there wont be a bogan wedding (or whatever it was) going on at the same time - nor will we probably find a guy who is trying to pick a fight with 10 or so blokes.

[Johnny Canuck]

true - but there wont be a bogan wedding (or whatever it was) going on at the same time - nor will we probably find a guy who is trying to pick a fight with 10 or so blokes.A larger version of Nuffie on ice?

[rubin]

A larger version of Nuffie on ice?

who - shadesy? ;)

[Shadesy]

different kinda trouble...

[Johnny Canuck]

who - shadesy? ;) Hormone.

[Yossarian]

I think he thought you meant Disney on ice.

[hocko]

true - but there wont be a bogan wedding (or whatever it was) going on at the same time - nor will we probably find a guy who is trying to pick a fight with 10 or so blokes.
With golf clubs in their hands!

[idgolfguy]

I was impressed with the public toilets there too.

[rubin]

With golf clubs in their hands!

and answer to hormone!

[Yossarian]

I'm seriously hanging out for the rest of the odds!

[Cosmopolite]

Cosmo is packed and waiting to head off. just waiting for my car to be ready!

[hocko]

Cosmo is packed and waiting to head off. just waiting for my car to be ready!
Is your car putting on it's make up or something?
I always have that trouble but i'm not usually waiting for car.

[hocko]

Is your car putting on it's make up or something?
I always have that trouble but i'm not usually waiting for car.
Speaking of which, i have polished my car today so i am a bit of a shoe in to win this weekend.

[Shadesy]

Im sitting here hanging out, but realising I still have another day of work.... argghhhhh

[Yossarian]

Speaking of which, i have polished my car today so i am a bit of a shoe in to win this weekend.

Detailed as well, you know nuffie has!

[hocko]

Im sitting here hanging out, but realising I still have another day of work.... argghhhhh
Shadester, you are as toey as a Roman Sandle aren't you!

[Shadesy]

this week has gone soooooooooooo slow......

Ive never been away on purely golf trip before (being relatively new to playing golf more than 3 times a year), the fact that I can play golf, have a few beers and not have much responsibility at home, means I am somewhat excited.

Beer and golf would be up there in my top 3 things...

[rubin]

the week hasnt been too bad - but shit todays gone slow.

Im excited personally. Seems like a bit of hype around this weekend, and everyone seems to be very keen for a good one too.

[Shadesy]

Are we off the back tees Saturday? I know we are Sunday?

[Johnny Canuck]

I can't believe I'm sick.

On a positive note, you get a good buzz off cold & flu tabs and beer.

[Johnny Canuck]

Are we off the back tees Saturday? I know we are Sunday? Yes but you will still tear it up. Not much in it at D.L.

[Yossarian]

I am praying for another duck incident!

[rubin]

Yes but you will still tear it up. Not much in it at D.L.

From memory, the back tees are just the comp/blue tees at D.Lakes.

Rememberance day tomorrow too lads (and lady). I imagine we'll be on or about the 6th at 11am.

[hocko]

this week has gone soooooooooooo slow......

Ive never been away on purely golf trip before (being relatively new to playing golf more than 3 times a year), the fact that I can play golf, have a few beers and not have much responsibility at home, means I am somewhat excited.

Beer and golf would be up there in my top 3 things...
I'm kinda hoping the third isn't cars or something!

[Johnny Canuck]

You prob be in the trees between the two holes, but who cares.

[simmsy]

well i've finished packing! ****! it's only 4 in the arvo. missus has told me i have to mow the lawns still as it's her birthday party on Sunday arvo and wants the place looking nice. Beers packed drugs packed.

i've got a TENS machine for drinking games and sore backs too. she'll be a cracka!!!!

[hocko]

Caps.

Cosmo (19)



Daz_Golfa (10)


Golfnut (13)


Hocko (7)


IDGG (12)


Johnny Canuck (4)


Nuffie (6)


Rubin (22)


Shadesy (12)


Simmsy (13)


Tommyg (14)


TourFit (9)

[hocko]

well i've finished packing! ****! it's only 4 in the arvo. missus has told me i have to mow the lawns still as it's her birthday party on Sunday arvo and wants the place looking nice. Beers packed drugs packed.

i've got a TENS machine for drinking games and sore backs too. she'll be a cracka!!!!
?

[Shadesy]

I remember shooting 41 (back 9) on a cricket trip (we got kicked out of the caravan park, although I was elsewhere;-)) when I used to play on the odd occasion. I remember the 6th hole as that is where we stayed at Leavers week...

Apart from that, I remember it being quite open....

[simmsy]

Geez, Rubin brings up the rear well and truly doesn't he?

[simmsy]

?

Google it. it's a big reason why i am still able to make this weekend.

[Yossarian]

I'm normally the worst golfer on these weekends rubes and generally do well, so play for my legacy!

I'll think of you ****s when I'm in an Equity exam at 2pm saturday. ****S!

[rubin]

Geez, Rubin brings up the rear well and truly doesn't he?

Steady on - Gay jokes are not required this weekend.

we are definately playing for money tomorrow, and i'll be right pissed if i dont take some your hard earned.....

[Yossarian]

Steady on - Gay jokes are not required this weekend..
Don't throw up in any closets then!

[Shadesy]

Google it. it's a big reason why i am still able to make this weekend.

Did you use it in your 1st or 2nd Labour?

[simmsy]

1st. 2nd I just drugged it up.

[Peter]

I'll think of you ****s when I'm in an Equity exam at 2pm saturday. ****S!
Unfair, isn't it?

[hocko]

Steady on - Gay jokes are not required this weekend.

we are definately playing for money tomorrow, and i'll be right pissed if i dont take some your hard earned.....
Bring it on CHOPPA

[hocko]

Unfair, isn't it?
Who is this threadjacker Peter?

[Yossarian]

Unfair, isn't it?

:lol:

You have brightened my day considerably with that Peter, I thank you.

[Shadesy]

I'm normally the worst golfer on these weekends rubes and generally do well, so play for my legacy!

I'll think of you ****s when I'm in an Equity exam at 2pm saturday. ****S!

In equity, I'll be up to my 4th beer!

[rubin]

Bring it on CHOPPA

2 shots on some holes does wonders for the confidence ;) :D

[simmsy]

Houses left and right off the tee, how does your confidence go then Rubin ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

2 shots in bum holes does wonders for the confidence ;) :DReally? Homo.

[Cosmopolite]

AArggggggggghhhhhhhhhh f2@$**** the car is cactus. some problemwith the crankshaft thingy. dont know if he can fix it tonight. I am on some stoopid internetmacine inthe shopping centre waitingto see if he can fix it. stoopid space bar doesntwork too well.
dont even know if i will get there for tomorrows golf. was supposedto catchup with a friendin bunbury tonight, but that isnt going to happen now. will keepyou posted somehow. hopefully not onthis horrible machine.

[rubin]

Houses left and right off the tee, how does your confidence go then Rubin ;)

houses have walls and golf balls bounce. I'm good.

If i hit a window - its their own damn fault for living on a golf course :D

[hocko]

houses have walls and golf balls bounce. I'm good.

If i hit a window - its their own damn fault for living on a golf course :D
Been there!

[hocko]

AArggggggggghhhhhhhhhh f2@$**** the car is cactus. some problemwith the crankshaft thingy. dont know if he can fix it tonight. I am on some stoopid internetmacine inthe shopping centre waitingto see if he can fix it. stoopid space bar doesntwork too well.
dont even know if i will get there for tomorrows golf. was supposedto catchup with a friendin bunbury tonight, but that isnt going to happen now. will keepyou posted somehow. hopefully not onthis horrible machine.
Can someone give her a ride tomorrow?
And don't start the gutter talk.

[rubin]

Can someone give her a ride tomorrow?
And don't start the gutter talk.

Happy to help - I was originally planning on giving tommy a lift anyway.

I'll PM you my number cosmo, and you can let me know when you know.

[hocko]

AArggggggggghhhhhhhhhh f2@$**** the car is cactus. some problemwith the crankshaft thingy. dont know if he can fix it tonight. I am on some stoopid internetmacine inthe shopping centre waitingto see if he can fix it. stoopid space bar doesntwork too well.
dont even know if i will get there for tomorrows golf. was supposedto catchup with a friendin bunbury tonight, but that isnt going to happen now. will keepyou posted somehow. hopefully not onthis horrible machine.
Spell check not working either?

[Peter]

Who is this threadjacker Peter?
Just trying to fit in.


:lol:

You have brightened my day considerably with that Peter, I thank you.
You're welcome. Equity was one of the few subjects that I really struggled with - I guess I'm just a cynic who doesn't believe that there are many people out there with clean hands.

[Yossarian]

Agreed, the justifications are quite odd. At times wilful stupidity seems to be rewarded in a way.

[TourFit]

Agreed, the justifications are quite odd. At times wilful stupidity seems to be rewarded in a way.

Is that code for saying that you think Rubin will take out Champs this weekend?


And 8 shots difference between Rubin and the next highest handicap male...WTF? Who let this CHOPPA come?

[rubin]

Jealousy at my driving ability?

[Dick Whitaker]

Hey folks,

I just thought I would pop in to provide the weather forecast for the weekend.

Friday - Fine & sunny - 23 deg
Saturday - Fine & sunny - 23 deg
Sunday - Bit of rain about. Could be as moist as Lubin's rear end after a big night out - 22 deg

Have a good weekend,
Dick

[rubin]

Piss off dick.

[Dick Whitaker]

Piss off dick.
Settle down Lubin. Everyone knows you love Dick.

[MegaWatty]

Awesome! :)

[simmsy]

JC? Legendary.

[rubin]

Settle down Lubin. Everyone knows you love Dick.

I repeat my previous comment.

Piss off dick.

[MegaWatty]

Dick also made commentary on the weather for the QLD champs.

[hocko]

And now to the weather with Dick.
Love it.

[Johnny Canuck]

Too funny!

I love Dick! (but not in the way that Lubin does).

[Shadesy]

Dick speaks the truth...

If it makes u feel any better Cosmo I'm just driving back from buying 2 brand new cars...

[Johnny Canuck]

Dick speaks the truth...If it makes u feel any better Cosmo I'm just driving back from buying 2 brand new cars...You should have novated them through your company. I could have helped you out.

[Shadesy]

You should have novated them through your company. I could have helped you out.

My car now is at the end of its novated lease...I didn't want to be tied to the company this time, and FBT issues.

Let's chat satdy...

[Cosmopolite]

Car is fixed I will be on my way shortly. What a marathon

[Shadesy]

Car is fixed I will be on my way shortly. What a marathon

Good news Cosmo... Drive safe, make sure you go to the toilet before leaving!

[Johnny Canuck]

My car now is at the end of its novated lease...I didn't want to be tied to the company this time, and FBT issues.Let's chat satdy...Sounds good.

[Ned]

Car is fixed I will be on my way shortly. What a marathon

Meh, more like a trip to the corner store compared the trip you made going to the real Champs!

[hocko]

Real champs? what is this "real champs"?

[idgolfguy]

Settle down Lubin. Everyone knows you love Dick.Dick Whit?

[idgolfguy]

Better start packing!

[AndyP]

JC won this yet?

[rubin]

Car is packed, ready to go.

Let's get this parted started!

[idgolfguy]

I'm glad Nuffie's driving in the morning. Long leisurely drive as will catch some sleep. Goodness knows that I wont sleep tonight.

[rubin]

I'm glad Nuffie's driving in the morning. Long leisurely drive as will catch some sleep. Goodness knows that I wont sleep tonight.

Wot time are u guys leaving? With Nuffie driving, and from where ur coming from - I'm guessing about 3am?

[Nuffie]

Car is packed, ready to go. Let's get this parted started! The 'special devices' are all packed. This is going to be the best ozgolf event ever. Night time golf is gonna have a few more suprises. No exploding golf balls this trip, that was last time. Ozgolf's gadget man has a few other ideas up his sleeve... to add a bit of colour to the putt putt course. Planes are going to think bunbury now has an airport, lol!

[MegaWatty]

Glow in the dark dildos?

[Yossarian]

Glow in the dark dildos?

:lol::lol:

[Nuffie]

Unfortunately no disco biscuits tho. But it will look like a party putt putt that's 4 sure :)

[Cosmopolite]

Good news Cosmo... Drive safe, make sure you go to the toilet before leaving!

I did go before I left, but I had to have an urgent stop at the chicken treat store when I arrived in Bunvegas!

Well arrived safely no thanks to the idiots behind me who had their lights on high beam. Morons, dont they know it is illegal.

took me a while to find a bottle shop, knew I should have bought some supplies from home.

The car went ok, no dramas or hassles. thank goodness I had a few CDs in the car when i lost the perth radio stations as there isnt much to see driving at night.

seeya all in the morning.

[Cosmopolite]

Rubin, I sent you a PM

[idgolfguy]

No one's up. Should try to sleep I suppose.

[simmsy]

Im up now idg. U get any sleep?

[idgolfguy]

Not till about 2.30. Too wired.Nuffie is driving, will probably get some sleep then.

[simmsy]

Ur a machine id.

Ive got ur pings packed mate. See u later today.

[idgolfguy]

See you.

[MegaWatty]

Have a ball everyone! Don't take that literally Lubes.

Make sure there are plenty of updates.

[simmsy]

We will update you by phone tonight after the completion of Canucks Cwazy putt-putt Championships, if thats ok with.

[simmsy]

Hey ID, we playing teams today yeah? We gonna go with the - BB, RUSSIAN & IRISH (6,6,6) for the scores yeah?
Winning group gets dinner?

[MegaWatty]

We will update you by phone tonight after the completion of Canucks Cwazy putt-putt Championships, if thats ok with. Thats ghey!

[Shadesy]

Drive safe guys... Try to enjoy today even though you will all be waiting for Slim to get down and tear up the golf courses and the women of the deep south!

[idgolfguy]

Hey ID, we playing teams today yeah? We gonna go with the - BB, RUSSIAN & IRISH (6,6,6) for the scores yeah?Winning group gets dinner? Yup!

[Johnny Canuck]

No one's up. Should try to sleep I suppose.I was awake or may have just fallen asleep. All Of the cold and flu meds had me wired and my senses heightened. I could hear everything! I haven't felt that way since mushroomfest 1999!

[idgolfguy]

It is still good to be able to get excited over stuff

[simmsy]

On me way. Suffer Shadesy!! Enjoy work.

[Shadesy]

Jerks!

[idgolfguy]

Them's fighting words!

[idgolfguy]

I was awake or may have just fallen asleep. All Of the cold and flu meds had me wired and my senses heightened. I could hear everything! I haven't felt that way since mushroomfest 1999!You goingto be drugged during skins this Argo?

[idgolfguy]

Hey ID, we playing teams today yeah? We gonna go with the - BB, RUSSIAN & IRISH (6,6,6) for the scores yeah?Winning group gets dinner?First 6 holes - BBSecond 6 - Combined stableford score (added)Third 6 - Russian (multiplier)

[simmsy]

Cool

[Yossarian]

Wankers.

[Shadesy]

Is it Tomorrrow Yet?

[Yossarian]

Updates wankers?

[Jarro]

WAnkers

[MegaWatty]

+1

[Jarro]

+2

[MegaWatty]

It was bad enough trying to get results out of the QAnkers. You guys should know better. WAnkers.

[Shadesy]

I'll be onto it tomorrow!

[Ned]

This been WAnkered yet ?

[Jarro]

A real WAnkerthon coming up.

Could get very messy

[MegaWatty]

This been WAnkered yet ? As of 4:21pm Perth time. ;)

[sms316]

Updates wankers?
I'm sure Lubin is trying to give a few WAnkers some updates.

[MegaWatty]

Read it twice. Then I got it. :)

[Yossarian]

Simmsy won money or the day at Sanctuary, not sure. I hope the got all nine in at Binny, super jealous right now.

[MegaWatty]

Worst. Updates. Ever.

[Dotty]

No problem. We'll just start our own updates ...

Rubin is now muttering something about 'this is for those ghey accusations', as he is sealing Canuck's body in a barrel.

[Johnny Canuck]

We might be at the wrong caravan park. Then again, we are waiting for fit to come down to open.the gate. Not very aerodynamic.

[Yossarian]

Hahahaha!

[Shadesy]

Beer..check
Golf clubs.. Check
Clothes... Check
Warm up Jamiesons... Check

Lets do this!

[Johnny Canuck]

We are now at the right caravan park. Shadesy is ghey.

[rubin]

http://img.tapatalk.com/31bf25a8-1df4-4ac4.jpg

Nuffie - in sunglasses - at 9.10pm

WTF???

[Shadesy]

We are now at the right caravan park. Shadesy is ghey.

Am I bunking with you then!!

[Johnny Canuck]

You are bunking beside tommyg on the upper level.

[Cosmopolite]

Nuffie 40
Tourfit 39
Simmsy 30
Daz 30
Rubin 32
Tommy 38
ID 24
Hocko 31
and dada Cosmo 19

[Cosmopolite]

Binny skins
Simmsy 5
Tommy 4
Rubin 1
Daz 1
Hocko 6
JC 0
ID 0
TF and Cosmo didnt play

[Shadesy]

Jeez... Some big scores! And no skins for the sorROCK!

I'm in massive trouble tomorrow!

[Cosmopolite]

ID, Nuff and Tommy winning group and get free dinner

[Shadesy]

I propose tommy off 12!!

[MegaWatty]

With so many good scores from guys that can talk, it sounds like a fun night ahead! :)

[Cosmopolite]

With so many good scores from guys that can talk, it sounds like a fun night ahead! :)

well it is a noisy night!

waiting for the pizza wall to arrive.

[Golfnut]

I propose tommy off 12!! +1

[Cosmopolite]

I propose tommy off 12!!

Tommy says kiss my ***

it can be arranged tomorrow

[Cosmopolite]

Cosmo has a new name - Sandy (found all the bunkers)

[simmsy]

I've seen Tommy putt, 14 is more than fair. ;)

[MegaWatty]

Cosmo has a new name - Sandy (found all the bunkers) Olivia Newton John it is then. ONJ or short. ;)

[Golfnut]

Cold down there?

[Cosmopolite]

Hocko just said (after 6 beers) we all know Canuck won none

[MegaWatty]

Cold down there? :)That's the best you've got? Whether it's ****ing cold down there?LOL!

[Cosmopolite]

and we have a wall of pizzas!

[Cosmopolite]

Cold down there?

freezing 8 degrees, bring plenty of jumpers and puffa jackets

[Johnny Canuck]

Hocko just said (after 6 beers) we all know Canuck won noneI won a corporate day earlier. It is the new, not as ultra competitive Canuck.

[Golfnut]

Anyone seen hocko's legs yet?

[Golfnut]

See y'all in the morning!

[simmsy]

Cosmo rippin us all a new one!

http://img.tapatalk.com/c0947563-4277-c877.jpg

[simmsy]

Rubin was not happy.

[MegaWatty]

Who invited the angry white rapper?

[simmsy]

Nuffies little friends that he bought down for the weekend!! Go figure.

http://img.tapatalk.com/c094756f-471e-2869.jpg

[simmsy]

We thought slim shadey was coming tomorrow night.

[AndyP]

Good to see that Boonie made the trip.

[rubin]

Woke up this morning, and this is what I saw on the table :

http://img.tapatalk.com/31bf25a8-a6a0-82ff.jpg

[Shadesy]

I'm off to see the bright lights of Bunvegas!

[Yossarian]

Nuffies little friends that he bought down for the weekend!! Go figure.

http://img.tapatalk.com/c094756f-471e-2869.jpg

WTF!!

[Yossarian]

http://img.tapatalk.com/31bf25a8-1df4-4ac4.jpg

Nuffie - in sunglasses - at 9.10pm

WTF???


Who invited the angry white rapper?

Also applicable.

Good to see the hair done still.

[Cosmopolite]

Also applicable.

Good to see the hair done still.

and he invited everyone to touch it!

[Johnny Canuck]

Highlight of champs weekend so far: Rubin, hole 1, Binningup. Steps up to show off the long driving skills to everyone. Cold top into the water short of the ladies. Pure gold.Hocko walking into a ladder was pretty good too.Tommyg breaking the ice by telling Cosmo she loves the co(k pretty early into the night left no one worrying about crossing any lines.

[Yossarian]

My exam is so much cooler.

Is there a reason nuffie brought stuffed toys?

[KristianJ]

and we have a wall of pizzas!

Pic? No chance it could come close to the Fri night Pelican Waters pizza towers.

[Shadesy]

Tourfit getting the champs started...OOB right!

[Yossarian]

Don't keep us hanging!