2011 Gavin Simms Memorial Cup

[TourFit]

You are a pain in the arse...just not MY arse.

You're SO not my type anyway.

:mrgreen:

[simmsy]

Where's Bergsey? We need some talent on this trip.

[hocko]

So are iPhones banned as dmd's for the wa champs? And where do we stand on the plugged club in a bunker? ;) :D


As I said I'll use mine and if you guys want to dq me you can keep the prizes, not that I will win any!
I will be using mine and i will be stuffed if i am getting disqualified!

[TourFit]

hocko...the IRB of Champs!!!

Will he win too?

[simmsy]

He'll be out of drivers by the end of saturday.

[MegaWatty]

He'll be out of drivers by the end of saturday.

Hah! No chance of you suffering the same fate. Did the DFS happen?

[hocko]

He'll be out of drivers by the end of saturday.<br />
<br />
I probably have more than you!

[rubin]

Just wanted to have a bit of chat about the champs prizes.

Speaking to a few blokes, there has been some thought on bumping up the prizes. Given that We arn't paying a cent for accom or green fees, personally, I would be happy to donate a prize of about the same value as what I would have spent for the weekend ( say $100 - $150)

What does everyone else think?

[Johnny Canuck]

Too much.

[Shadesy]

Yep, I can't afford that, I have a few outside the square prizes on offer! I was going to get prizes of $50, And i already have a nice bottle of red for the host.

I'm new to these things so if that is not kocher let me know!

[Johnny Canuck]

That sounds better. Too much value in prizes can lead too the foot wedge making an appearance.

[Shadesy]

That sounds better. Too much value in prizes can lead too the foot wedge making an appearance.

I snap hook mine too much!

[simmsy]

Hah! No chance of you suffering the same fate. Did the DFS happen?


nah. my top bid was $100 even it sold in the last minute for just over that mark.

missed out on a new YES Callie today, i was in the yard and forgot about it, sold for $64 delivered.

[idgolfguy]

I have spent on average aboshirt $140 on a drink and shirt for each champs. I believe Simmsy did the same.

If we are putting a ceiling, $50-70 is fine by me.

Just make sure there is a carton for Hocking there at all times.

[Johnny Canuck]

I have spent on average aboshirt $140 on a drink and shirt for each champs. I believe Simmsy did the same.

If we are putting a ceiling, $50-70 is fine by me.

Just make sure there is a carton for Hocking there at all times.

what's an aboshirt?

[rubin]

I was thinking the same.

[Johnny Canuck]

try and make it that everyone gets something, even if it's a sleeve of balls. no need to load the winner with $500 in prizes.

[idgolfguy]

<font color="#222222">what's an aboshirt?</font>black coloured shirt.

Damn phone.

[Johnny Canuck]

racist

[idgolfguy]

Cause I'm allowed.

[tommyg]

Im keen to chuck in some cash to buy the ex- pete the pilot custom centreshafted scotty as prize for the champs. I reckon that would be an awsome first prize.

[simmsy]

try and make it prizes that are outside of Golf, if someone brings a sleeve of pills for a prize and they are Cally Diablo i will spew!

a putter as a prize if fine but if i won it the first thing i will be doing is having to sell it.

thing of something different.

Dbl Gold Pass to the movies
Gift Voucher for Myer/Harvey Norman
Dan Murphy Gift Voucher will work

fluro lemon Vision hats are so 2009!

[rubin]

The diablo balls will be a prize again - but for the naga. I still have them from earlier in the year.

[simmsy]

I've still got some I was gonna throw at JC during the night putt putt game.

[Golfnut]

My brother plays them and loves them!!!

[simmsy]

They are cheap! ;)

[rubin]

I've still got some I was gonna throw at JC during the night putt putt game.

That would be a better use for them!

[hocko]

Just wanted to have a bit of chat about the champs prizes.

Speaking to a few blokes, there has been some thought on bumping up the prizes. Given that We arn't paying a cent for accom or green fees, personally, I would be happy to donate a prize of about the same value as what I would have spent for the weekend ( say $100 - $150)

What does everyone else think?
It will cost you $90 to play at "The Cut" so i don't know where you are sleeping?
But that doesn't matter....
We have a perpetual cup for first place, do they need a prize as well?
It's up to you guys but 3 or 4 people don't need to be loaded up with stuff.
I will sort out where the prizes will be allocated and you guys can put your name and prize against it? Fair?

[simmsy]

Hocko, would u like to have a list of prizes say 1st-3rd, best nett each day, naga and a few others.
Then we just chip in $50,60,70, $100 or whatever each and then either give cash or get vouchers??

[hocko]

OMS, i think all prizes should be awarded for net scores and have a 1st to 4th run down.
I was also thinking a couple of NTP's and a long drive on both days?
Then an overall 1st to 5th...
Thoughts?

[rubin]

The 100 - 150 was to cap it. $300 or $400 prizes would have been asking a bit much I thought. But it's past that now.

[rubin]

Oh - And I still think first should get something, but agree. 1 - 5, best gross, naga Ntp's and long drives.

[simmsy]

everyone would have been up for $200+ had Team Hocko not come to the party and i'd be disappoint if guys are only going down because it's being paid for by a 3rd party. No one should be baulking at $60-$70 for prizes ($720 - total).

Hocko i think if you are looking to do it this way it will work out fine.

I think paying 1-5 is a bit AFL like in rewarding mediocrity.
how about pay 1-4.
best nett each day.
NTP on every par 3.
Long drive on 1 hole each course.
most birdies (not 3,4 or 5 pointers) but most birdies. this is specifically for JC, make it a sleeve of Ultra's.


Something like:
1st - $200
2nd - $100
3rd - $75
4th - $50
NTP - 8 x 20 = $160
Best Nett - 2 x $25 = $ 50
Long Drive - 2 x $30 = $60
Best Gross - 1 x $25
TOTAL - $720

if you don't like the look of it fine, but it might be something to work with. All punters should pay PRIOR to November 10 into a nominated bank account.

[rubin]

Wot OMS said.

[Shadesy]

My head hurts...

[MegaWatty]

**** most birdies. You guys should take the birdie charity challenge like they did in QLD. 5 bucks to charity for every one you make.

[simmsy]

It was just a play at JC. U know what the Canadian is like.

[MegaWatty]

You should do it anyway.

I'd double the donation.

[simmsy]

My head hurts...

Just put in $60 to nominated acc. that Hocko will let us know in good time. Or he could tell us all to GGF.

[rubin]

You should do it anyway.

I'd double the donation.

I'll go for that. $5 for every bird and 4 pointer i score for the weekend (Friday included).

[simmsy]

Well, of course if someone else would prefer another cause by all means, but me and a mate are doing Movember for Depression and (cough, cough) finger up the date stuff, we could donate to Movember if you want. i'll put in $5 for each birdie.

[Golfnut]

I'm with simmsy, if you had any intentions on taking part in the weekend, you would have been up for at least $150 in green fees + accom so I'm not sure why people are baulking at putting up at least $150 for prizes. I'm happy to throw $200 into the kitty regardless of what others put on to cover my head.

Imo What we need to do, and quick, is decide on a $$$ amount we have in total and consider doing a big buy with 3 balls or similar plus vouchers for non golf stuff plus set aside monies to keep Hocko watered.

[MegaWatty]

Well, of course if someone else would prefer another cause by all means, but me and a mate are doing Movember for Depression and (cough, cough) finger up the date stuff, we could donate to Movember if you want. i'll put in $5 for each birdie.

As far I was concerned you were going to be the one choosing the charity. Movember or straight to Beyond Blue were both fair in my sights.

[Shadesy]

What would we do with $2200 worth of prizes... Dangerous territory!

[simmsy]

As far I was concerned you were going to be the one choosing the charity. Movember or straight to Beyond Blue were both fair in my sights.

Mate, sorry wasn't trying to tread on toes. Happy to go to any territory in the donation pool that you deem appropriate.

Golfnut if you want to put in $200 great but i don't think prizes pool of $2400 is quiet appropriate. nice thought though.

[Golfnut]

What would we do with $2200 worth of prizes... Dangerous territory!

Yes, if you're talking money but that's not what I suggested.

[MegaWatty]

Mate, sorry wasn't trying to tread on toes. Happy to go to any territory in the donation pool that you deem appropriate.<br />
<br />
Golfnut if you want to put in $200 great but i don't think prizes pool of $2400 is quiet appropriate. nice thought though.

No toes mate. I must have come across wrong. I want you to choose. That's what I meant to say.

[Golfnut]

Mate, sorry wasn't trying to tread on toes. Happy to go to any territory in the donation pool that you deem appropriate.<br />
<br />
Golfnut if you want to put in $200 great but i don't think prizes pool of $2400 is quiet appropriate. nice thought though.

Being a good wog,I like to cover my head. I don't believe in a free lunch.

$150 then? Hocko?

[rubin]

Whatever charity - I'm cool with. U tell me which one OMS.

[Shadesy]

Just put in $60 to nominated acc. that Hocko will let us know in good time. Or he could tell us all to GGF.

I will await further comfirmation, but I am happy with this!

I also got your beer and a red for the hock meister!

I will donate to movember, although it wont be much with my game atm! I might even sport a dirty one at the champs!

[rubin]

To avoid further arguments - could I suggest Hocko tell us what he believes to be a fair "comp fee", and that is what we pay. If people want to donate something else or donate more so be it.

[Shadesy]

The CBGA!!

[hocko]

OK, i missed most of this due to a death in the family.
If all are comfy with $50 then that is fine with me, all of us are playing the weekend this time (that's if i have told everyone the correct tee times!) so we will limit ourselves to novelties on Saturday and have the major prizes for the overall weekend...not Friday as it is just a warm up boozefest for those who can make it.
1st to 4th nett scores and best gross overall should be the major's, we will make the best gross winner receive $5 that must be donated to charity! This will make Sore Rocks not compete as hard!

[rubin]

Sorry to hear mate.

[idgolfguy]

Condolences mate.

[hocko]

Thanks gents, now, thoughts on cash for prizes?
Vic i know you have already purchased a shirt, does it fit you? Does it fit me? Or did you get it from the kids section just in case Nuff won?

[Shadesy]

Hope everything is ok Hocko! Sorry to hear!

[rubin]

Thanks gents, now, thoughts on cash for prizes?
Vic i know you have already purchased a shirt, does it fit you? Does it fit me? Or did you get it from the kids section just in case Nuff won?

Cash is fine for prizes IMO.

[hocko]

I don't want to call it an entry fee but if everyone is OK with cash then we will do that.

[Shadesy]

These are my outside the square ideas...

We don't want golf stuff as most of the stuff we get is either in eBay or on here! I propose that a voucher be drawn up (I'm quite handy on photoshop) with an amount of cash placed into a holding account!

The winner of the voucher entitles them to that amount off their next ozgolf or eBay purchase! I would prefer ozgolf so it can be regulated!

Also we all get stuff done by fit, so an amount paid directly to TF ((say $50), can be used on the winners next club fitting! If Fit wins he keeps the $50 or gets another prize!

[tommyg]

How many packs of timtams will $50 buy him? Happy days....

[Yossarian]

Cash is baaaad IMO but i'm not playing.

[idgolfguy]

Thanks gents, now, thoughts on cash for prizes?<br />
Vic i know you have already purchased a shirt, does it fit you? Does it fit me? Or did you get it from the kids section just in case Nuff won?I just buy it before Champs. Buy XL and then change it for them.

I'm happy to follow your lead, Hocko.

[hocko]

OK guys, how does this look?

Overall
Winner - $250.00
R/U - $100.00
3rd - $75.00
4th - $15.00
Gross - $50.00
NAGA - $10.00


Day 1
Winner - $35.00
NTP - $5.00
NTP - $5.00
Longest Drive - $5.00

Day 2
Winner - $35.00
NTP - $5.00
NTP - $5.00
Longest Drive - $5.00

[Johnny Canuck]

Hocks, looks good.

I say $10 more per person to bump up novelties. We always have 4 ntps. That would give us $150 in the novelty department and you can make each ntp and long drive $15, which is what we have paid in the past.

[hocko]

Hocks, looks good.

I say $10 more per person to bump up novelties. We always have 4 ntps. That would give us $150 in the novelty department and you can make each ntp and long drive $15, which is what we have paid in the past.
$120 actually.
But if everyone is happy to pay $60 then i am fine with it.

[Johnny Canuck]

Novelties are good because anyone can take them. A couple years back we had one carry over 3 or 4 holes and ID brought home the big dorras!

[simmsy]

Looks the goods Hock-man.

I was thinking it would be good if we could all pay into an account prior to event. Saves hassels of sorting money on the day. It can be all divvy'd up before we head down. And saves the inevitible "did you pay?" at 2 in the morning when were all full of piss.

[hocko]

Looks the goods Hock-man.

I was thinking it would be good if we could all pay into an account prior to event. Saves hassels of sorting money on the day. It can be all divvy'd up before we head down. And saves the inevitible "did you pay?" at 2 in the morning when were all full of piss.
Agreed, all pay into:
Goldfire Investments Pty Ltd
BSB; 036-077
Acc No; 395957

OK

[rubin]

Sounds good mate.

[tommyg]

$60??

[idgolfguy]

Put amount in op and everyone confirm in thread.

[simmsy]

Payment made to the "Hocko tax haven" in the Canary Islands.

Enjoy the fluffy drinks on us Hockman! ;)

[rubin]

Payment made to the "Hocko tax haven" in the Canary Islands.

Enjoy the fluffy drinks on us Hockman! ;)

+1. But he told me it was in the caymans ......... :D

[Johnny Canuck]

$120 actually.
But if everyone is happy to pay $60 then i am fine with it.

$150.

120 extra plus original 30.

[Johnny Canuck]

I'll go for that. $5 for every bird and 4 pointer i score for the weekend (Friday included).

Good idea, but how about this.

On Sat and Sun, when we are all together, every bird or 4 pointer is one dollar from everyone.

5 pointer and eagles, $2 from everyone, even Golfnut.

That way, each bird gets $12 instead of $5.

I will source a piggy bank for the weekend and name and label it appropriately.

[Shadesy]

Great idea JC!

[Johnny Canuck]

Mega will only have to put $5 in for each bird. He donation is generous enough, we don't need to starve his children.

[simmsy]

that sounds great JC, but i'm still waiting for the punchline where you come out on top!!

[Johnny Canuck]

Your missus likes me on top ;).

[Johnny Canuck]

In all seriousness, it gets everyone involved, and I get to have some fun with a piggy bank, if I can find one.

[Shadesy]

The Birdie bank!

[simmsy]

yeah she does, and you with a piggy bank is quiet funny. if i can find one at the shops i'll grab it.

[idgolfguy]

Good idea, but how about this.
On Sat and Sun, when we are all together, every bird or 4 pointer is one dollar from everyone.
5 pointer and eagles, $2 from everyone, even Golfnut.
That way, each bird gets $12 instead of $5.
I will source a piggy bank for the weekend and name and label it appropriately.
Cool!

[Nuffie]

JC with the piggy/birdie bank, lol. That's a classic and a good idea too. He's gonna be like the security/brambles armorguard officer of the piggy, hehehe.<br />
<br />
Ok, great suggestion whoever made it to have a nominated account for the prizes! That way everything is kept under lock and key for the big weekend and the
controversy of the missing money at Secret Harbor is not a repeated occurrence.

The prize allocations seem on the money Hocko and sorry to hear about you family loss. But good times are a-coming! What a hearty gesture made by Mega to put some money to charity. Hat is off to you...

Idgg, rubin and I were discussing about the courses, there
really is some enjoyable golf. A couple of resort courses and The Cut. A combination of trickiness and also good resort golfing vibes. For some reason, I've acquired a taste to resort golfing of late :)

[idgolfguy]

Paid.

[hocko]

Can anyone get a hold of DazGolfa to see if he is in?

[Yossarian]

Get Id to call him the night before.

[simmsy]

i think idg may have his number?

[TourFit]

Some of us will see DazGolfa next Sunday at The Vines...I'm playing our MP v him, so I'll find out!

[Shadesy]

I'll pay Friday!

[idgolfguy]

Can anyone get a hold of DazGolfa to see if he is in?I will call him today.

[Johnny Canuck]

I will call him today, using the world's largest mobile phone..

;)

[simmsy]

hehe!!

[TourFit]

Good idea, but how about this.

On Sat and Sun, when we are all together, every bird or 4 pointer is one dollar from everyone.

5 pointer and eagles, $2 from everyone, even Golfnut.

That way, each bird gets $12 instead of $5.

I will source a piggy bank for the weekend and name and label it appropriately.

You mean I gotta pay for YOUR birdies too...? WTF?

FFS...this is Champs! My birdies good, your birdies BAD!!!

:)

[simmsy]

If i know JC at all, i think we can all be prepared for a birdie free tourny from the Canuck as there is no way he will pay out any more than absolutely necessary.
it's like he's a Scottish-Canadian.

[rubin]

If i know JC at all, i think we can all be prepared for a birdie free tourny from the Canuck as there is no way he will pay out any more than absolutely necessary.
it's like he's a Scottish-Canadian.

hang on - is it JC or golfnut we are talking about?


You cant lowball a donation!

[TourFit]

Try him...

[Johnny Canuck]

I play to win. If I don't drop at least three birds on Sat, i'll be disappoint.

[hocko]

There is no way i am paying 10 or 15 bucks a day for someones birdies.

[Johnny Canuck]

You are only paying 1 dollar per birdie.

[rubin]

If no one has a problem with it - I vote Hocko be exempt from this. The blokes shelling out enough coin for for the weekend.

[Shadesy]

Donations are tax deductible as well though Rubin ;-)

[hocko]

You are only paying 1 dollar per birdie.
I understand that, but there are 12 players and if everyone gets a bird then that is another $12 yes?

[hocko]

Sunday's groups have been updated.

[rubin]

i thought it was just Pete now... hasnt the "...thepilot" been dropped? ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

I understand that, but there are 12 players and if everyone gets a bird then that is another $12 yes? You honestly think there will be 12 birds amongst the sorry lot of us? Your generosity is appreciated, you are covered for your bird donations on the weekend by the lot of us, if you agree that every bent or broken.shaft is $20 to charity. However, I will not hesitate is taking your skins money, byatch.

[simmsy]

Hey just to start some idle chit-chat, was Capel available for the Friday game??

Love that course.

[idgolfguy]

PTP? Cool!

[rubin]

Hey just to start some idle chit-chat, was Capel available for the Friday game??

Love that course.

perhaps a quick 9 hole, all in skins game?

[Shadesy]

Hey Gang Thinking out Loud...

I will be banging my old Barina Down on Saturday Morning. I'm thinking of a 7.15am leave, get some coffee and Breakfast and will get to Bunno by about 8.45am. (probably earlier). Its 45 to Dunno, so that would mean getting to the links by about 9.30ish.

I'm not sure what everyone's plans are, but is it OK if I drive straight to the Village, Dump my stuff and grab a lift down with someone?

[hocko]

You honestly think there will be 12 birds amongst the sorry lot of us? Your generosity is appreciated, you are covered for your bird donations on the weekend by the lot of us, if you agree that every bent or broken.shaft is $20 to charity. However, I will not hesitate is taking your skins money, byatch.
This will be a walk over.....you haven't shot less than 90 lately have ya Sore Rocks?


Hey Gang Thinking out Loud...

I will be banging my old Barina Down on Saturday Morning. I'm thinking of a 7.15am leave, get some coffee and Breakfast and will get to Bunno by about 8.45am. (probably earlier). Its 45 to Dunno, so that would mean getting to the links by about 9.30ish.

I'm not sure what everyone's plans are, but is it OK if I drive straight to the Village, Dump my stuff and grab a lift down with someone?
Can't see any drama with that Shadester.

[rubin]

Question - is anyone going into wa champs with any sort of form? Or is this weekend not going to be about who plays the best, but more who doesn't play shit?

[idgolfguy]

I peaked at 19 in August and have been 11.5 for 3 weeks. Another couple of bad rounds before Champs should have me at my best for Saturday with a cruise on Sunday at the Cut where I will not be trying to beat the course but play to handicap.

[idgolfguy]

That's the theory anyway.

[Shadesy]

I feel I am hitting the ball as well as ever but not scoring! I had 11 pars, 4 bogeys where I missed 4 x 3 footers for par (I've sorted that), started with an 8 and finished with a 12 and had a 9 on 13 on Saturday! It's either very good or very bad.

I'm playing super golf bar for some very bad holes!

I feel I will click in the next few weeks, could be this week might be at thee champs!

[simmsy]

yep i've seen this guy play a few times and he has no right to be on 11/12, he def has the game for 8/9 or lower, so watch out for the shaded one.

[idgolfguy]

Hey just to start some idle chit-chat, was Capel available for the Friday game??Love that course.I'm in for a mid afternoon round.

[TourFit]

Shadesy...is that twelve 3 footers missed...or was it four missed from 33 ft?

[Shadesy]

Shadesy...is that twelve 3 footers missed...or was it four missed from 33 ft?

Hmmmmmmmmm...

[simmsy]

Maths aint his strong point 'fit

[Yossarian]

Go Yoss!

[Shadesy]

Go Yoss!

Will you say that Sunday when your going over the eggshell skull theory.

Sounds heaps fun!

[Yossarian]

Werd. Will be studying hearsay sunday! Not fun!!

[simmsy]

You should be a gun at it. Youre whole sex life is hearsay.

[Shadesy]

Surely Rubin's form should see him in Good stead. 41 points off 22 last week, will see him be a big danger at the Lakes IMO. Shortish course with wide open Front 9 off 22 might see a record score on the Front, especially with a few par 5's reachable in two.... (by memory....I spent leavers week in a house that overlooks the 8th (i think) Green. Large chunks of the day was spent having putting comps for drinks, Catching Well hit 9 irons with our hands and lost virginity for a few of us... this is of course stories for the champs)....This is where JC will make his move on Sunday, the linksy style of the back 9 suiting his game.

Shadesy's Form Guide

- I expect Rubin to be leading after Saturday. Anyone who can get to most par 5's in 2 and has 2 shots on 4 holes is Dangerous. Will he be able to put away the Driver on Sunday, to maintain a lead where the Tighter Fairways and Linksy Style has seen him struggle at time.
- JC, Will always be there and there abouts. Should get a nice ego massage from Nuffie on Saturday. Saturday night will be the Key for JC, losing in Skins may see the UC come out in him. If he cleans up, he may rest on his laurels, already making a profit from the weekend? Will he blame the Swing Changes?
- Simmsy will be busy trying everyone's driver on Sunday to care... Is there for the beer!
- Fit would of given up the ghost on Saturday night, with the Mini Golf comp just too much for his foot/back/ankle as JC would not let him use a cart around the Village putt putt Course.
- IDGG is a smoky, who will might have 24 points on the easier Saturday course and win Sunday with 40 points. Relishes the challenge.
-Cosmo will her mind be in QLD still thinking how much better the Champs in QLD were and wishing SMS was here?
- Nuffie may not have enough golf in him. Will plot around the The Cut, but wont be in Contention after Annoying JC all Saturday about the Immense Test of golf Dunsborough Lakes has provided him this side of Chequers.
- The host (Hocko) should suit the Cut and could be a late challenger...its all about the opening 9 for him on Saturday (even Friday) on his Fortunes for the Weekend. Will he have enough clubs to get him through the 3 days?
- GolfNut...A veteran of the "public Track' and should do well on Saturday. Now with an Official Handicap will this hinder him on Sunday. Also 3 Days away may see many a phone call on Saturday/Sunday night which may be a distraction. Will be Watching the Wherabouts of JC at all times.
- Daz_Golfa....Will he or wont he....Turn up?
- Tommy G - Not seen enough of the G man to Make a reliable comment, but playing in his first champs (like myself) will he succumb to the booze, Skins and Poker Temptations and golf will take a back seat, better for the experience, or will we see a sensible Committed Golfer ready to add a merit bar to his Resume....Probably not.

Tips:

1. JC
2. IDGG
3. Rubin

* These thoughts are the authors own thoughts and not representative of Ozgolf.net or any of its Subsidiaries.

[rubin]

:shock::shock::shock::shock::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrg reen::mrgreen:

your dreaming if you think i'll be in contention! ;) Having said that, i believe previous history shows that the Naga from the previous champs has done alright in the next weekend. Dont hold your breath though.

your comment on fit was quite funny. the girls in the office just gave me a strange look as i sprayed coffee on my computer screen!

My Pics:
- If Daz shows his face, he will be the quiet achiever a solid 36 - 38 on saturday and again on the sunday will put him to the top. It will just depend on whether or not he is actually there.
- I expect Fit to show well on the sunday - he probably has his "Cut" outfit selected (will we see a repeat of the electric blue and bright white???). For all his complaints on the course, he has played it enough times now to know how to get around with a handy score.
- IDG - When he's on his game, he is almost unbeatable, but consistency is the key. His flashes of brilliance at Chequers indicated he has the skills, but can he put them all togtether at one time? His game play would suit a links course, and god knows the man has enough practice on resort courses!
- Unfortunately for JC, I dont think he will figure in the weekends standings. He will have to play some outstanding (sub par) golf to be in contention, and while he may get there on one of the days, I dont know if he can do the double.
- I agree entirely with you on nuffie. Unfortunately for the little guy, he just doesnt have enough golf under his belt in recent weeks to play to his Nuf-cap over the weekend. Same deal with Golfnut.
- TommyG, has a handy game and really turn it on when he needs to. If he has a cap of between 15 - 17 he will be one to be reckoned with come the back 9 on sunday. His qualifying round at the Vines this weekend will determine how much of a threat he will be.
- Shadesy could tear the course up on sunday. With so much time on KB, the cut will be almost like a second home. Can he get rid of those massive blowouts that kill his end result score?
- Simmsy will be to busy thinking of Yoss, spending time on ebay buying the next driver/fairway/putter etc, or just be getting to pissed to play properly. Long odds to take it out.
- Hocko. contrary to popular belief, I think the calms and relaxed Hocko will be at champs. He wont lose his temper and no clubs will be broken. I also expect to see flying bacon, and nuffie to win the longest drive every day. However, after all that he will be a top 5 contender after going all out on the sunday.
- Cosmo is the dark horse, and my roughie for a place.

Champ - IdGolfGuy
Runner Up - Tourfit
3rd - Daz (assuming he arrives)
NAGA - Golfnut. The surprise of having his nuts handed back for the weekend will be too much of a shock and he wont be able to control himself :D

[simmsy]

Hey Hocko, Sunday at the Cut, are we walking? not sure if it had been posted or not. Happy either way, with the way the groupings are it means i'm not in a cart with 'fit telling me why he chose the White pants over the offwhite pants.

[TourFit]

I am fixed...don't need a cart.


Nice review Shadesy...except that I HATE the Cut. Last time I played I lost 6 balls in 6 consecutive shots. Enough said.

I sure hope Champs on Sunday doesn't come down to the wire, it would be excruciating to hear the "I lost it on those damned last four holes" scenario (16th is OK...just 15, 17 & 18 are crap)

Oh, and you are a rascist! Calling idgg smokey, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[rubin]

I am fixed...don't need a cart.

guaranteed if your playing like shit though - the foot will get the blame. as will your loss to daz on sunday ;)

[simmsy]

if he's 2 down with 8 to play on sunday i can assure you the neck, foot, back, wrist, ankle, knee, shoulder or heartstring will get injured.

[rubin]

the lines of communication will stay open and i'll let you know as it unfolds.


FWIW - its the heartstring for my mind :D

[Cosmopolite]

I am prob going to need a cart on one or 2 days as my knee is f@#*^%. Is anyone interested in a cart?

I have 4 days of golf in a row that weekend and won't be able to do 3 days straight of walking.

[Shadesy]

Carts are probably useful at the Cut aren't they? Don't they come with a package as well. I remember a few long walks between holes.

[Johnny Canuck]

Predictions:
1st JC
2nd JC
3rd JC
Gross: JC
Day 1 JC
Day 2 JC
NTPs day 1: Jc, Jc, Jc, JC
LONG Drive day 1: JC
NTPs day 2: Jc, Jc, JC, Jc
Long Drive day 2: JC
Great Drunken Skins Challenge: JC 9, Field 0
Great mini golf Challenge: JC
Poker: JC

NAGA: Golfnut.

[rubin]

Predictions:
1st JC
2nd JC
3rd JC
Gross: JC
Day 1 JC
Day 2 JC
NTPs day 1: Jc, Jc, Jc, JC
LONG Drive day 1: JC
NTPs day 2: Jc, Jc, JC, Jc
Long Drive day 2: JC
Great Drunken Skins Challenge: JC 9, Field 0
Great mini golf Challenge: JC
Poker: JC

NAGA: Golfnut.

So Johnny "Tickets" Canuck is gonna take it home? How much will tickets be to this show? ;)

[Shadesy]

http://g.co/maps/4ahxk


G (http://g.co/maps/4ahxk)olf....What golf!

[idgolfguy]

Shaded one, Smoky?

[Cosmopolite]

Carts are probably useful at the Cut aren't they? Don't they come with a package as well. I remember a few long walks between holes.

According to their website the fee includes carts

[simmsy]

Shadesy seeking a SouthWest Princess!

oh god! you're such a Bergsey!

[rubin]

http://g.co/maps/4ahxk


G (http://g.co/maps/4ahxk)olf....What golf!

as the only single bloke heading down there - I agree with this idea 100%.

[Cosmopolite]

http://g.co/maps/4ahxk


G (http://g.co/maps/4ahxk)olf....What golf!

Ummm wrong holiday park guys

[Shadesy]

Shadesy seeking a SouthWest Princess!

oh god! you're such a Bergsey!

Are you volunteering for Shadesy watch?

Basically make sure I don't do anything stupid....., pays not great, I'll spend all night trying the shake you but you'll have numerous stories to tell afterwards!

Keen?

[rubin]

Ummm wrong holiday park guys

good point. i didnt look at the map that well, i was just trying to work out where shadesy was pointing to.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Cnr+Washington+Ave+%26+Bussell+Hwy&aq=&sll=-33.373689,115.651252&sspn=0.010913,0.022831&vpsrc=0&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bussell+Hwy+%26+Washington+Ave,+College+Grov e+Western+Australia+6230&ll=-33.374638,115.647283&spn=0.011343,0.022831&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A

[TourFit]

Predictions:
1st JC
2nd JC
3rd JC
Gross: JC
Day 1 JC
Day 2 JC
NTPs day 1: Jc, Jc, Jc, JC
LONG Drive day 1: JC
NTPs day 2: Jc, Jc, JC, Jc
Long Drive day 2: JC
Great Drunken Skins Challenge: JC 9, Field 0
Great mini golf Challenge: JC
Poker: JC

NAGA: Golfnut.

:smt038

GOLD!

But isn't that just setting yourself up to be disappoint?

[TourFit]

good point. i didnt look at the map that well, i was just trying to work out where shadesy was pointing to.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Cnr+Washington+Ave+%26+Bussell+Hwy&aq=&sll=-33.373689,115.651252&sspn=0.010913,0.022831&vpsrc=0&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bussell+Hwy+%26+Washington+Ave,+College+Grov e+Western+Australia+6230&ll=-33.374638,115.647283&spn=0.011343,0.022831&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A

Correct...down the Bunbury Bypass, past the ECU and Tafe, turn left towards Busso, past the hospital and voila!

[Shadesy]

That's where you guys might be staying ;-)

[hocko]

Yes, carts on Sunday.

[rubin]

That's where you guys might be staying ;-)

Where will u be?

[Shadesy]

Shadesy seeking a SouthWest Princess!!

.... Joking baby (if your reading this)

[TourFit]

What would Mrs Canuck be doing reading this...?

[Cosmopolite]

Hocko, I sent you a PM..............

[Golfnut]

Predictions:
1st JC
2nd JC
3rd JC
Gross: JC
Day 1 JC
Day 2 JC
NTPs day 1: Jc, Jc, Jc, JC
LONG Drive day 1: JC
NTPs day 2: Jc, Jc, JC, Jc
Long Drive day 2: JC
Great Drunken Skins Challenge: JC 9, Field 0
Great mini golf Challenge: JC
Poker: JC

NAGA: Golfnut.

I concur........not with the JC dribble, just the last bit......my lower back is totally fooked atm and I think I've played 2 full rounds in the last 7 weeks.

Even off 15, tommyg is a real chance and he will place in the top 3 along with Daz......very solid ball strikers these 2. IDGG will also be in the running, JC will take ALL of our money and be happy with that.

[Nuffie]

Am planning also another contribution to keep up with ozgolf tradition, that is sure to make this weekend a lot safer for those in my groups on the respective days.

I'm investigating options to bring along another 'special device' - as snake season will be in full effect and safety on the course is a high priority on this trip, in the event that the 'boonge' becomes an area that any ozgolfer may be required to venture into, in the event of finding any stray shot and the need to execute any recovery/drop in vegetation that exceeds approximately 1ft in depth.

PPE is of course the last line of defence on the 'hierarchy of controls' however this device will be sure to come in handy for all those involved and speed up play/removing the fear of snakes. It will avoid the need for a JHA/Take 5 or Hazard ID to be conducted (and everyone hates paperwork) before opting to enter the 'deep stuff'.

Daz_golfa will be the one to watch this weekend and Sore Rocks will feature closely in the skins competitions, though he like myself will be in search for the middle of the clubface/consistency early on, as we are each coming off patchy form and limited competition golf. Never write off Sore Rocks the 'ultra-compeditior' but we will both have a steep slope to climb in the official contest no doubt off our lower caps to play with.

BTW, being considered an underdog for the weekend is the way it's always been for me historically so nothing has really changed. So the way I see it, it's the comfort zone that's always been there. If I manage to strike some form on the Friday, this is only going to help.

AND a new 33" White Hot #5 odyssey putter (with no offset) has just showed up at my house :). On Thursday I will take it for a test flight at The Vines practice area.

[rubin]

Hey just to start some idle chit-chat, was Capel available for the Friday game??

Love that course.

I made a few calls yesterday. I didnt book anything in, but just to test the waters to see if they would let a bunch of clowns on for a quick 9 from about 3.30 - 4pm on the Friday.
There didnt seem to be an issue with it, but the bloke implied that we couldnt take forever. So it may be a 'hit-n-run' game if we do go for it.

[Shadesy]

There didnt seem to be an issue with it, but the bloke implied that we couldnt take forever. So it may be a 'hit-n-run' game if we do go for it.

So JC is out then?

[TourFit]

Has no-one thought of Binningup at all for a hit AFTER Sanctuary...it's closer and a better 9 holes too.

[Cosmopolite]

Has no-one thought of Binningup at all for a hit AFTER Sanctuary...it's closer and a better 9 holes too.

TF I think Capel would be slightly closer than binny

[rubin]

TF I think Capel would be slightly closer than binny

agreed. and closer to the accom as well.

[Cosmopolite]

My preference would be Capel. Binny doesn't have any facilities (read bathrooms)

[TourFit]

What do you need a bathroom for...how about using a tree like the rest of the guys?

[rubin]

What do you need a bathroom for...how about using a tree like the rest of the guys?

#-o

[Shadesy]

There is a Toilet @ Binny..... its a Beauty ;-)

[Johnny Canuck]

It's pink too!

[Cosmopolite]

What do you need a bathroom for...how about using a tree like the rest of the guys?

Wrong plumbing TF - and yes I know there is a revolting Kenny type facility there

[Shadesy]

OK team:

1.) What do I need to bring in Terms of Food. Do we have a BBQ (I'm only staying Saturday Night) so I need to bring Meat (I don't mind cooking the thing for everyone), or is it Pub Grub, takeaway etc....

2.) Is there linen, Pillows etc. Provided?

3.) Whats the usual cost for Poker, Skins etc. How much should I need to bring cash wise. JC is banned from answering this.

[TourFit]

Wrong plumbing TF - and yes I know there is a revolting Kenny type facility there

Mate...just what are ya sayin'?

Don't tell me you're a SHEILA!!! :mrgreen:

[rubin]

For part 3, I think we played $10 buy in and $10 rebuy for poker. Skins - whatever the groups decide.

[Cosmopolite]

Mate...just what are ya sayin'?

Don't tell me you're a SHEILA!!! :mrgreen:

Sssssshhhhhh don't tell Golfnut!

[Johnny Canuck]

You bring one female.....

Actually, Nuffie will need somewhere to do his hair as well.

Poker same as Lubin said.

Bring your meat for him as well.

Skins are group decisions.

Mega skins drunken challenge is $1 per hole, handicaps are 3/4 or 1/2 if we do a giant game of 5 or more. Depending on time and numbers, we could do it in 2 groups, but have a massive game.

I am oot for the Sanctuary game, but will be down there early for the Great Mini Golf Challenge.

[simmsy]

Cool one day where some of us can win something with skins. Very Nobel of you JC. will u make it down for an arvo skins??

[Johnny Canuck]

Will try my best!

[Shadesy]

So what am I eating or do I enjoy the staple of barley, hops and water?

If there is a BBQ there I'm happy to cook on Saturday for the masses, I can even pick up a BBQ pack from the local meat factory for about $60 if anyone wants to chuck a fiver in?

[rubin]

So what am I eating or do I enjoy the staple of barley, hops and water?

If there is a BBQ there I'm happy to cook on Saturday for the masses, I can even pick up a BBQ pack from the local meat factory for about $60 if anyone wants to chuck a fiver in?

Probs easier to just sort it out when we get there. Bring chips etc for drinking and poker though.

[Shadesy]

Probs easier to just sort it out when we get there. Bring chips etc for drinking and poker though.

Ok I will rely on someone staying sober to go and get 12 takeaway orders at 8pm?

Sounds good!

I will leave it to the experienced guys and girls and will go with the flow!

[Johnny Canuck]

The boys know a great place in Bunbury to get Chilli Dogs.

[TourFit]

Oh yeah!

[Nuffie]

That's it, I'm getting in on this chilli dog fiasco. Time to see what all da fuss is aboot...

[Nuffie]

Probs easier to just sort it out when we get there. Bring chips etc for drinking and poker though.

I can bring chips to BOTH eat and play poker with, they just won't have $$$ values written on them. Maybe flavors could mean different monetary denominations?

[rubin]

I can bring chips to BOTH eat and play poker with, they just won't have $$$ values written on them. Maybe flavors could mean different monetary denominations?

I have a relatively new, and unplayed poker set at home which I'll bring down.

[simmsy]

OK team:

1.) What do I need to bring in Terms of Food. Do we have a BBQ (I'm only staying Saturday Night) so I need to bring Meat (I don't mind cooking the thing for everyone), or is it Pub Grub, takeaway etc....

2.) Is there linen, Pillows etc. Provided?

3.) Whats the usual cost for Poker, Skins etc. How much should I need to bring cash wise. JC is banned from answering this.


you are such a chick! you have been domesticated haven't you.

chilli dogs are folk lore there will be 12 or so being ordered at atleast level 4 and up!!!!

Shadesy just make sure to bring down adequate supply of sh!t paper for emergency.

[idgolfguy]

Chilli, been there done that, move on.

[simmsy]

geez idg, you were the only one that really survived it too!

[rubin]

if its the place im thinking of - How hot did u guys get them?

[idgolfguy]

The hottest and downed it with my 100 proof whisky at the time.

[rubin]

The hottest and downed it with my 100 proof whisky at the time.

GF!!!!!! :smt013:smt005

[Shadesy]

Correct...down the Bunbury Bypass, past the ECU and Tafe, turn left towards Busso, past the hospital and voila!

I went to the website for the Holiday Park, In which it turns out was the correct website. When you click on the map on the site, it takes you to the Location that I linked too before.

Stupid Google Maps....

And Simmsy I call it being prepared, you will see why after I have a few beers!

[tommyg]

The boys there can really screw you if you're cocky and order 10/10 chilli. I love hot food but they taught me lesson once.... Mustve put a ton of dried chilli flakes in. Tore me a new one.... 7 or 8 tops for me. Damn tasty though. I dissent realize they were still there. Haven't had a chili dog in 9 years...

[rubin]

The boys there can really screw you if you're cocky and order 10/10 chilli. I love hot food but they taught me lesson once.... Mustve put a ton of dried chilli flakes in. Tore me a new one.... 7 or 8 tops for me. Damn tasty though. I dissent realize they were still there. Haven't had a chili dog in 9 years...

Yep - same. I can handle hot food, but the highest I had was an 8 and i couldnt really taste a whole lot for about a day or so after. Dont really know what it tasted like either :D

It sounds like Shadesy is going be getting very messy on Saturday night. :-s :shock:

[idgolfguy]

After a couple of bites, you can't taste the heat.

[rubin]

After a couple of bites, you can't taste the heat.

Is that because u cant taste in general?

[Shadesy]

Chilli dogs sound the goods... I just googled the place!

4 will be fine for me and those around me!

[tommyg]

I don't get off the leash too often myself... I'll be with shadesy blowing my chance of Sunday glory. I'll be surprised if I'm even right to drive to the cut....

[idgolfguy]

Is that because u cant taste in general? Just so much chilli, the other flavours are over powered.

[TourFit]

After a couple of bites, you can't taste the heat.

It's because your tongue has disintegrated...

It must be said that when we did that (the chilli dog thang!), Adlo, who is a regular, DID say that they were way hotter than normal.

I had a 7 and a sore ring for about 2 days...I think simmsy went a 6 and was likewise sweating buckets, Adlo had 8 and said it was like +20% hotter. IDGG had 10 and breezed through it like he was eating honey. Yoss's case is now folklore (I can't even remember what number he had...but he had it twice)

(JC had a chicken dog at about 3 or 4.... SOFT C*CK!)

[Yossarian]

I had a 6 or so. THe combo of chilli dog and seven different types of booze worked wonders.

[Johnny Canuck]

It's because your tongue has disintegrated...It must be said that when we did that (the chilli dog thang!), Adlo, who is a regular, DID say that they were way hotter than normal. I had a 7 and a sore ring for about 2 days...I think simmsy went a 6 and was likewise sweating buckets, Adlo had 8 and said it was like +20% hotter. IDGG had 10 and breezed through it like he was eating honey. Yoss's case is now folklore (I can't even remember what number he had...but he had it twice)(JC had a chicken dog at about 3 or 4.... SOFT C*CK!) I also finished 2 others dogs and was the only one besides vic not complaining. Vomit much, Fit?

[TourFit]

Wasn't my chilli dog...was the smell of Yoss's chilli dog v.2 that caused that.

I seemed to be the only one brave enough to go in there and try to help. Except Adlo, who was worried about his Auntie's carpet!

[Yossarian]

I was sweet, I kept it all on simmsys bedroll.

You weren't coming to help you were coming to mock fellow yacker. That was the beginning of the tour crumble.

[simmsy]

Greatest ozgolf weekend EVA!

[Yossarian]

It set a high standard. Blowing that bacon/sausage product out my nose the next moment is still a very vivid memory for me.

[Cosmopolite]

i think i will pass on the chilli dawgs................

[Nuffie]

It set a high standard. Blowing that bacon/sausage product out my nose the next moment is still a very vivid memory for me.Circular-regurgitation? Omg I can't even get circular breathing right when I blow the didge. It sounds perfect until I run out of gas.

[idgolfguy]

Greatest ozgolf weekend EVA!No one got a tattoo or lost a finger though.

[rubin]

No one got a tattoo or lost a finger though.

The way shadesy is talking - someone probably will this time though!

[simmsy]

We are but amatuers

[Shadesy]

I'll be good!

[simmsy]

I think you maybe Yoss2.0. Im worried. Does your missus know your like this when off the leash?

[Shadesy]

Ummmmmmm....

[rubin]

I wish to change my prediction.

Shadesy for NAGA. Purely because he'll be too ****ed up from the night before.

[Shadesy]

I wish to change my prediction.

Shadesy for NAGA. Purely because he'll be too ****ed up from the night before.

Just to warn you I scored some big hundreds in cricket after huge nights out!!

I don't get out to often anymore...

[Cosmopolite]

geez, can we have something a bit classier for dinner? I like Shadesy's BBQ idea better.

[Johnny Canuck]

Sat normally works like this.
Golf.
Quick lunch.
More golf until darkness.
Scramble to find something to eat so that drinking and poker can start before the night gets too old.
Drunken midnight mini golf.

Welcome to WA champs, Cosmo.

[Yossarian]

geez, can we have something a bit classier for dinner? I like Shadesy's BBQ idea better.

A golf weekend with 11 blokes...

[Cosmopolite]

A golf weekend with 11 blokes...

plus one female.

geez i went to the ozgolf champs with about 48 blokes and 2 females and at least we had a great wall of pizza on the friday night!

[simmsy]

Ooooohhhh pizza yeah lets just buy a heap of pizzas on satdy night

[Johnny Canuck]

There are different food options in town. I would say that the chilli dogs come from a classier pizza joint than Dominos.

[Shadesy]

Ooooohhhh pizza yeah lets just buy a heap of pizzas on satdy night

Isn't the chilli dog place Joe's Pizza house??

[Cosmopolite]

BBQ still sounds better

[rubin]

Pizzas are good I reckon, but jc's right, there isn't a shortage of options in town.

A BBQ would be good, but we have to cook, and that would take time away from evening shenanigans.

[Johnny Canuck]

I thought the wall of pizza was the classy option?

[Cosmopolite]

Pizzas are good I reckon, but jc's right, there isn't a shortage of options in town.

A BBQ would be good, but we have to cook, and that would take time away from evening shenanigans.

so will going into town to get fodder.

[rubin]

so will going into town to get fodder.

We'd just grab it on the way back for the night.

[Johnny Canuck]

so will going into town to get fodder. You get food on the way back from the drunken skins game. No extra trip, no cooking required. Realistically, we don't get back until around 8. It is well too late to start prepping and cooking. Besides, no one will want to chip in for food to share with Tourfit.

[Johnny Canuck]

Wow. Rubes and I on the same page twice in a night? Crazy.

[rubin]

Wow. Rubes and I on the same page twice in a night? Crazy.

I'm scared.

[simmsy]

If you want steak on the bbq fine grab your meat and cook it. Ill be grabbing T/A both nights, i cook 5 nights a week i dont need to do it while im away.

[Shadesy]

If you want steak on the bbq fine grab your meat and cook it. Ill be grabbing T/A both nights, i cook 5 nights a week i dont need to do it while im away.

I'm cool simmsy, I was just wondering what the go was... It's sorted and I'm happy!

[hocko]

Wow. Rubes and I on the same page twice in a night? Crazy.
Wow, almost two pages just to work out what the freakin hell we are having for dinner on Saturday!

Are you sure you guys don't want me to organize this also? At least it will go smoothly.

[rubin]

Wow, almost two pages just to work out what the freakin hell we are having for dinner on Saturday!

Are you sure you guys don't want me to organize this also? At least it will go smoothly.

To be fair 95% of it was a discussion on the heat level of chili dogs in bunbury.

[TourFit]

Circular-regurgitation? Omg I can't even get circular breathing right when I blow the didge. It sounds perfect until I run out of gas.

Hmmm...I feel a Champs poem coming on!

Could Yoss spew
Through a didgeridoo
Using circular regurgitation

Or late at night
Snuggled up tight
With Lubin... & some anal penetration!

[rubin]

yeah............ or not.

[TourFit]

You can provide Nuffie with the "There's Something About Rubin" hair product...

[Johnny Canuck]

You should have dropped some Haikus, fit. How about a 3 parter?

Lubin the Fiddler
Bunbury Caravan Park
Opportunities

Roofies in Red wine
Nuffster starts feeling groggy
Shaft lubrication

Super short Nunchuk
Punished like an alter boy
Sore starfish Sunday.

[hocko]

Hmmm...I feel a Champs poem coming on!

Could Yoss spew
Through a didgeridoo
Using circular regurgitation

Or late at night
Snuggled up tight
With Lubin... & some anal penetration!


You should have dropped some Haikus, fit. How about a 3 parter?

Lubin the Fiddler
Bunbury Caravan Park
Opportunities

Roofies in Red wine
Nuffster starts feeling groggy
Shaft lubrication

Super short Nunchuk
Punished like an alter boy
Sore starfish Sunday.


Don't you guys have work to do?

[TourFit]

Don't you guys have work to do?

Nope...quieter than Yoss's ass at a knock shop.

[Yossarian]

You should have dropped some Haikus, fit. How about a 3 parter?

Lubin the Fiddler
Bunbury Caravan Park
Opportunities

Roofies in Red wine
Nuffster starts feeling groggy
Shaft lubrication

Super short Nunchuk
Punished like an alter boy
Sore starfish Sunday.

LOL!

Not bad either fit.

[tommyg]

Thats some serious haiku. How about this...

Ninety holes stand bag
my knee is totally f#@ked
lend a cart please sirs

Seriously. I just realised how much golf we'll be playing and i only have a stand bag anbd a buggered knee. Anyone got a spare care i can push my sticks on?

[Yossarian]

Grab my smoothy off me at the vines if you like.

ID might have a spare electric.

[rubin]

Thats some serious haiku. How about this...

Ninety holes stand bag
my knee is totally f#@ked
lend a cart please sirs

Seriously. I just realised how much golf we'll be playing and i only have a stand bag anbd a buggered knee. Anyone got a spare care i can push my sticks on?

I should do mate. Its not the greatest, but it'll do the job.

[tommyg]

Grab my smoothy off me at the vines if you like.

ID might have a spare electric.

The smoothy would be great yoss, thanks. I said my knee's f#@ked, i didnt say i was a geriatric.... electric wont be necessary.

Thanks for the offer Lubin but ive always been jealous when i see people letting their smoothies smoothly cruise off down the hill in front of them. Independent suspension'n'all....

[TourFit]

They are tough too...especially after smashing into a tree hurtling down from 10 tee at Bunbury!

FOOK ME!

[hocko]

We need to get some cash in the bank for this guys, only Vic, lubin' and OMS have coughed up..........

[simmsy]

C'mon guys how ****in hard is it? Just get ya money over to Hocko NOW!!

[hocko]

Prize changes



overall
winner - $250.00
r/u - $100.00
3rd - $75.00
best gross - $50.00
naga - the pink smelly belt


day 1
winner - $35.00
ntp (5th) - $15.00
ntp (7th) - $15.00
ntp (11th) - $15.00
ntp (17th) - $15.00
longest drive (13th) - $15.00

day 2
winner - $35.00
ntp (4th) - $15.00
ntp (13th) - $15.00
ntp (16th) - $30.00
longest drive (5th) - $15.00

[Cosmopolite]

sigh, if only my golf was accurate...............

[Cosmopolite]

C'mon guys how ****in hard is it? Just get ya money over to Hocko NOW!!

will sort mine over the weekend

[simmsy]

good work Hockman! really amped about this only being a week away now, and today i hooked up with my boy and scored a weekend supply of Tremadol!

so watch out!!

[rubin]

That's a pretty little prize pool there.

The NAGA trophy can be the perpetual belt that would probably only fit Some of our 'rounder' population ("cough..... Tourfit") Does it still smell just as strong?

[hocko]

good work Hockman! really amped about this only being a week away now, and today i hooked up with my boy and scored a weekend supply of Tremadol!

so watch out or i might go all V4 on your asses!!
I am also pumped..i haven't played for three weeks!


That's a pretty little prize pool there.

The NAGA trophy can be the perpetual belt that would probably only fit Some of our 'rounder' population ("cough..... Tourfit") Does it still smell just as strong?
It keeps quitely in it's air tight plastic container....i assume it is as pungent as the day it was purchased.
I don't think i will look too cool for Sunday's round but it is my duty to don the belt.