2011 Gavin Simms Memorial Cup

[simmsy]

Hocko - what's the go with prizes mate?

Any particular things you want people to donate?

[Nuffie]

Are you going to wheel him around?
I figured as zeus is still listed as being there in the list (though injured) Maybe he might be walking by then so could still be coming to hang out.

[Nuffie]

Had a browse on u-tube after this afternoon's discussion and thought you might wanna see this:


Thank god for Area C


You should be in Area 51 Nuffie...

"Nuffie, go home"


He came on a UFO from a planet where the aliens look just like humans, only smaller.


Small bodies, proportionally bigger heads, severely over-developed jaws and springier legs...


Nuffiethespaceman.

Maybe this guys my REAL father, I just don't know it yet???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB3g7PcF1vs



Ive read the last page or so - and keep picturing a Jack Russell with ET's head.

Maybe not with an ET's head but with this little guy's smile (also a feisty little character isn't he? Would even give Lleyton Hewitt a run for his money, lol!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6BzZSOEwBI

Hope you all LOL'd :)

[Yossarian]

Rubin i'll have 12 shirts please.

[Johnny Canuck]

You should be in Area 51 Nuffie...

"Nuffie, go home"

Nice minus 1 fit ;)

[TourFit]

Yeah...realised I had the original post with a typo!

He could be from Area 52 though...don't they send the rejects there, you know, the ones that are not quite bizarre enough for Area 51?

[Pieface]

Yeah...realised I had the original post with a typo!

He could be from Area 52 though...don't they send the rejects there, you know, the ones that are not quite bizarre enough for Area 51?

Anyone catch Beauty and the Geek last night? Is Nuffie related to "Bendeguz"?

[Johnny Canuck]

No, homo.

[simmsy]

Anyone catch Beauty and the Geek last night? Is Nuffie related to "Bendeguz"?

What the!!

let me guess...."my missus made me watch it. honest!"

you are such her b!tch!

i bet she has a higher S/S than you too, right?

[Pieface]

1st ep bunch of sluzzaz running around in their underwear and bikinis. I'm not seeing the issue.

for reference:
13668

[simmsy]

you're using that photo as your defense as to why i shouldn't see a problem with you watching that show.

even Yoss could beat you in a court of law.

[Nuffie]

Anyone catch Beauty and the Geek last night? Is Nuffie related to "Bendeguz"? WTF....How could this be a relation? Have never ever had a moustache in my life (yet).

[TourFit]

Nuffie's a raver...maybe it's NOT Area 51, maybe it's Studio 54.

It'll explain why he got so much satisfaction out of wearing the sky blue tartan jacket!!!

[Nuffie]

Nuffie's a raver...maybe it's NOT Area 51, maybe it's Studio 54.It'll explain why he got so much satisfaction out of wearing the sky blue tartan jacket!!! I think the aquatic Mr. Ed (seahorse) had most of the satisfaction.

[Pieface]

you're using that photo as your defense as to why i shouldn't see a problem with you watching that show.

even Yoss could beat you in a court of law.

So you watch shows for the quality of the blokes? I'm deeply concerned for you OMS. Too many late tee times with Yoss?

[hocko]

Hocko - what's the go with prizes mate?

Any particular things you want people to donate?
Donate prizes as you see fit, remembering that you haven't had to pay for anything!
No 13* drivers thanks.

[Johnny Canuck]

I'll donate a brand new, unworn, Craneworks shirt, in honor of our sponsor.

[hocko]

I'll donate a brand new, unworn, Craneworks shirt, in honor of our sponsor.
I wear these with pride....don't diss them!

[Johnny Canuck]

Who dissed?

[hocko]

We need two more to make it a Major.......
Put your hands up!

[rubin]

don't we need 16?

[Yossarian]

16 is the magic number.

[rubin]

forgive me - my mental maths may be a bit off for an early monday morning - but don't we only have 10 (maybe 12) at the moment?

[hocko]

forgive me - my mental maths may be a bit off for an early monday morning - but don't we only have 10 (maybe 12) at the moment?
Yes, 12 ATM.
It is still the champs so i would assume we will get away with the numbers?

[Johnny Canuck]

Tiger Ham?

[Johnny Canuck]

Champs and a major are two completely different things.

A major is a one day event.

[Veefore]

Contact veeman and the wandering minstrel, they might be interested

[rubin]

What about the big Pie Man?
Deano?

[Pieface]

I may make the clint on Sunday. How much $$ to get on there?

[simmsy]

When are you allowed to leave the house o/night Pie?

[Pieface]

After Beauty and the Geek winds up for the year :p

[simmsy]

That's a better excuse than what I fear the reality is.

[simmsy]

Maybe u and GN could have a game at each others backyard.

It could be known as "the claytons champs"

;)

[Pieface]

Nah even GN has a leave pass this year. Forever Alone :'(

[simmsy]

GN - my apologies.
PF - HTFU.

[Shadesy]

Theres a Couple of others Kicking about as well isn''t there? Baybum? TR66?

[rubin]

Surely Yoss will have to come. Even OMS is going to be there - I would have thought that would make Yoss a certainty!

[Yossarian]

Um what?

I am out.

[simmsy]

it's a sad day when a degree that i think you know you'll never use gets in the way of a weekend away playing golf and drinking and losing money to JC. ;)

[Yossarian]

A degree that is only half completed that has already sourced me a job?

If you wankers want me to come the dates could be moved but you all know this year was to be my year.

[simmsy]

no, im fine that your not there. we will all sleep easier.

[AndyP]

How does an OZgolf shirt for the winner and a stubby holder for the runner up sound?

[hocko]

I would appreciate the donation AP.

[Zeusgolf]

Guys I'm definitely out....I can walk but it's not pretty.

I can manage 1k before I need tremadol and bourbon....then the little fairies and angels come out :-)

Maybe next year.......

[Johnny Canuck]

You change your number, mate? I tried calling a while back and i couldn't get through.

So basically, you're having the Veefore cocktail and then Nuffie appears?

[TourFit]

Guys I'm definitely out....I can walk but it's not pretty.

I can manage 1k before I need tremadol and bourbon....then the little fairies and angels come out :-)

Maybe next year.......


Perfect...it is an OzGolf weekend after all.

We should get Veefore to come along too, the two of you can share crutches (and Tramadol). Tiger can come along too and join you in the 'angels & fairies' moments.

[Johnny Canuck]

You know what your problem is, Fit? You haven't had a good ass whooping!

[Yossarian]

Tiger is coming to whoop your arse this year fit.

[TourFit]

You know what your problem is, Fit? You haven't had a good ass whooping!

You weren't there...and it did sort of come out of nowhere though.



Tiger is coming to whoop your arse this year fit.

Good. I'm not... But someone PLEASE remind him to donate some sort of prize this year!

[Yossarian]

We are so in sync tonight JC.

Take two bodies and twirl them into one...

[Johnny Canuck]

You weren't there...and it did sort of come out of nowhere though.




Good. I'm not... But someone PLEASE remind him to donate some sort of prize this year!

For the 82nd time. He's played twice and donated once. I forgot to tell him to donate this past year.


We are so in sync tonight JC.

Take two bodies and twirl them into one...

Yes we are and nasty.

[Veefore]

Perfect...it is an OzGolf weekend after all.We should get Veefore to come along too, the two of you can share crutches (and Tramadol). Tiger can come along too and join you in the 'angels & fairies' moments.After this latest flair up my new doctor has me on:2x Celebrex2x 200mg Tramadol (twice a day)1x Diazapam (3 times a day)And some sort of anti biotic.It seems to be working though. Sunday was the first day I have been able to tie my shoe laces in two weeks.

[Johnny Canuck]

sounds similar to what we take after going to see Fit

[Dotty]

sounds similar to what we take after going to see Fit
It's more effective before seeing Fit ... 'Put one 200mg tramadol in each ear.'

[TourFit]

sounds similar to what we take after going to see Fit

hocko & Mega now have some basic clubmaking gear and skills...

[Yossarian]

I'll be up in an hour or so fit!


It's more effective before seeing Fit ... 'Put one 200mg tramadol in each ear.'

:lol:

[MegaWatty]

hocko & Mega now have some basic clubmaking gear and skills... Skills? Hah!

[TourFit]

Well, you haven't broken a Shotmaker yet

[simmsy]

Really? I'm taking mine to Mega then.

[simmsy]

While we are on the Shotmakers, apparently the guys at Joondalup are selling them.

[Johnny Canuck]

hocko & Mega now have some basic clubmaking gear and skills... I'm glad. I had to make an emergency visit to Mega's on Sunday night after another grip came loose. It took 5 minutes to get to the vice, but we got it fixed.

[TourFit]

Really? I'm taking mine to Mega then.

I haven't broken one...I was just saying that HE hasn't either!



While we are on the Shotmakers, apparently the guys at Joondalup are selling them.

Really...interesting. Wonder how many $$$ they're charging for THAT.



I'm glad. I had to make an emergency visit to Mega's on Sunday night...came loose...It took 5 minutes...vice...fixed.

WOW...quite a Sunday night then. 5 mins worth of vice @ Mega's, and you fixed something loose. Is that right?

[Yossarian]

Was that old dude cranky fit?

[MegaWatty]

WOW...quite a Sunday night then. 5 mins worth of vice @ Mega's, and you fixed something loose. Is that right?

Aren't you usually there in the arvo, while he's at work?

Ummmmmmm.....Careful fit.

[Nuffie]

Really...interesting. Wonder how many $$$ they're (Joondalup) charging for THAT.

Probably an arm and a leg. That reminds me, I want to try one out in my cleveland. Does anyone have a spare???

[TourFit]

Was that old dude cranky fit?

For him...no. He's just a yarpie.



Ummmmmmm.....Careful fit.

Sorry. Edited for your convenience.

Seeing how hard it is to tread the fine line. After all, JC is my hero!!!

[idgolfguy]

Is Dazgolfa at champs this year? Don't see his name.

[TourFit]

He checks in monthly...maybe he'll notice the 13 page thread then.

[rubin]

Is Mega going to join in the festivities?

[MegaWatty]

Is Mega going to join in the festivities?

Nope. :(

[Daz_Golfa]

He checks in monthly...maybe he'll notice the 13 page thread then.

Forgotten how to laugh ...... Ok, so I'm checking on my monthly checkin....Fit when are we playing our KO ?.. Good to see those times and dates are posted.

[Golfnut]

You in for Champs then Daz?

[Daz_Golfa]

Not sure if I can play !!!!!!:neutral:

[hocko]

OP updated.
Accommodation booked and paid.
Have to pay each golf venue prior to tee off.

JC, do you want to ask Tigger?

If Daz and Tigger play then that will be enough, i have only booked for three groups.

[TourFit]

OK...things have changed and I am now NOT going away over this weekend!

Can I get in? (I'd certainly hope to ahead of Tigger).

Fri/Sat/Sun + accomodation.

[Johnny Canuck]

Someone start a poll.

[hocko]

I would think it would only be fair to include TourDitch as he has arranged some clusters also.
He is also good as entertainment.

[Shadesy]

Will his foot Hold up?

[simmsy]

no carts allowed and once you bitch about your foot 10 your DQ'd from the rest of the w'end. apart from that welcome aboard and bring those white pants in case i'm depressed.

[TourFit]

Someone start a poll.

Geez...really?



I would think it would only be fair to include TourDitch as he has arranged some clusters also.
He is also good as entertainment.

Clusters... You sure you're talking 'bout me? Don't think so...my prize handouts at Champs last year went off without a hitch.



Will his foot Hold up?

Quite possibly no. But I will probably be too pissed to notice or care. That is the point is it not?



no carts allowed and once you bitch about your foot 10 your DQ'd from the rest of the w'end. apart from that welcome aboard and bring those white pants in case i'm depressed.

I don't need to bitch about my foot if you're there...white pants WILL be packed especially for you. I'll even wear black jocks under them :-s

[Yossarian]

I vote tiger.

[rubin]

I vote fit. Pretty sure it's ozgolf champs. Not unstable golf champs.

By the way - talking to deano this arvo - he might be in pending schedule arrangements.

[Yossarian]

I vote tiger, it is the craneworks champs and what is more unstable than a crane!

Looking shaky fit.

[Johnny Canuck]

3 votes tiger, zero votes fit.

[idgolfguy]

I'm for Fit.

[hocko]

I vote fit. Pretty sure it's ozgolf champs. Not unstable golf champs.

By the way - talking to deano this arvo - he might be in pending schedule arrangements.
Yep, and i might win lotto pending purchasing a ticket!
If Daz can play then the OP states the competitors.

[rubin]

It also appears the champs chairman has already made his decision. Fits in.

[Johnny Canuck]

Must have had Rubin count the votes.

[Yossarian]

i like boobies

[Golfnut]

Probably won't make much difference to the list Hocko but I may be in for Friday + accom.....will confirm by mid Oct.

[Golfnut]

........oh, and my vote's for 'Fit

Tiger's a Tosser.

[Johnny Canuck]

........oh, and my vote's for 'Fit<br />
<br />
Tiger's a Tosser.

You can't vote until you have been to a champs.
Watch what you say about my mate, wog.

[hocko]

Probably won't make much difference to the list Hocko but I may be in for Friday + accom.....will confirm by mid Oct.
These things take time to organise, if you can't organise yourself after 3 months then we have an issue.


........oh, and my vote's for 'Fit

Tiger's a Tosser.
Too harsh for this forum.

[hocko]

You can't vote until you have been to a champs.
Watch what you say about my mate, wog.
No need for a comma there JC, but i do think it was unnecessary.

[TourFit]

JC's specialty isn't it...?

I didn't realise it was a vote. But I warn you, be careful what you wish for. If you like, I could withdraw again and let you have Tiger.

[hocko]

JC's specialty isn't it...?
What is?

[TourFit]

"things unnecessary"

[hocko]

"things unnecessary"
It's the American way.

[simmsy]

i like boobies


Me and Hocko are very unsure about you after today.
Does your gf know you don't like her ass?

[hocko]

Or ginge bum minge!

[Golfnut]

You can't vote until you have been to a champs.
Watch what you say about my mate, wog.

Tiger a wog, yank?

[TourFit]

No Tiger a yank, wog.

[TourFit]

Me and Hocko are very unsure about you after today.
Does your gf know you don't like her ass?


Or ginge bum minge!

So he wouldn't likely be in love with Mega's ass then either...?

[MegaWatty]

So he wouldn't likely be in love with Mega's ass then either...?<br />
<br />

Or either of yours!

[Yossarian]

I don't like anyones arse.

[Shadesy]

I don't like anyones arse.

:-(

[simmsy]

i'm sure he holds yours as an exception shadesy....

and maybe Bergsey too.

[Golfnut]

What about SE's? Can't deny that ass!

[Johnny Canuck]

98% of Pedos can't.

He even catches himself looking in the mirror at it.

[Yossarian]

Fit it is ok if tiger comes, because nut will not have cleared this with the missus yet and he will have a third cousins nieces birthday to attend.

[Golfnut]

You're so last June Yoss........still pinching myself that the misses agreed to let me out though, my daughter's birthday is 2 days before champs and we always have the kid's birthdays on the closest weekend.......bad part is I owe her BIG big time now.

[Yossarian]

Do you explain that you go out and earn the coin?

[Golfnut]

Do you explain that you go out and earn the coin?

Not the point, she's an accountant and knows full well where the dough comes from.....any "me time" for a parent is gold, a night or 2 away from the routine is almost priceless when you've got very young kids. I doubt I would let her have a weekend away with the girls.

[Yossarian]

Maybe you should.

[idgolfguy]

You should have set expectation early because now your ball sack has a cable tie around it.

[MegaWatty]

You should have set expectation early because now your ball sack has a cable tie around it.<br />
<br />

Hahahaha.

[Golfnut]

You should have set expectation early because now your ball sack has a cable tie around it.

Biggest mistake was starting golf too late in life, namely after my first was born.....what was I thinking?!

It is getting a bit more relaxed now the eldest is in school.

[Golfnut]

Maybe you should.

Love it, life tips from the lad.

[Nuffie]

Gee, looks like I'm really gonna have to do the superman thing when we end up with a few little 'uns. Sneak out of bed at 5am, hit off early and be back in time for the other half to wake up from her Saturday sleep in, and be laying there as if I never left.

Living the double life parental golfers do I'd suspect, as working class men in one life and like big kids playing with expensive toys, sneaking off to golf in our other life 8-). But unlike superman, parental golfers prob get changed in their cars, or on the way out the house, rather than in elevators :)

[Shadesy]

Not that hard Nuff! Handicap has dropped 5 strokes since the little one been born! Less practice on the range but more putting at home and short game practice!

Less games though, but it's been winter!

[idgolfguy]

Just carry a spare change in the car together with the clubs.
I used to carry my bag and push the pram with the hood down. Also had a special cover made to protect against flies, the weather and errant balls.

[Nuffie]

Just carry a spare change in the car together with the clubs.
I used to carry my bag and push the pram with the hood down. Also had a special cover made to protect against flies, the weather and errant balls.

I've often wondered if the carrybag would work, whilst riding a pushbike that's towing a pram, lol.

Or Rhiannon riding the pushbike, that's towing the pram, that's towing the clickgear buggy. A golfing family roadtrain, caddy 'n all!

[Yossarian]

Love it, life tips from the lad.

Take it on board if you want pops.

[TourFit]

Parental Advice from Yoss...

...a bit like advice on "How To Succeed In Comedy, by Nuffie"

[Yossarian]

Where is the parental advice?

[MegaWatty]

I agree. It was how to look after the girlfriend/wife advice. And it was a bloody good idea. I'm about to do that for my Mrs.

[Pieface]

Gee, looks like I'm really gonna have to do the superman thing when we end up with a few little 'uns. Sneak out of bed at 5am, hit off early and be back in time for the other half to wake up from her Saturday sleep in, and be laying there as if I never left.

Living the double life parental golfers do I'd suspect, as working class men in one life and like big kids playing with expensive toys, sneaking off to golf in our other life 8-). But unlike superman, parental golfers prob get changed in their cars, or on the way out the house, rather than in elevators :)

With young 'uns? That is comedy gold right there.

[Shadesy]

I agree. It was how to look after the girlfriend/wife advice. And it was a bloody good idea. I'm about to do that for my Mrs.

Theres a spare bed at my house!

[Yossarian]

I agree. It was how to look after the girlfriend/wife advice. And it was a bloody good idea. I'm about to do that for my Mrs.

Thanks mega, rubins school of parenting I aint! holla!

[rubin]

Thanks mega, rubins school of parenting I aint! holla!

GF. The only person who thinks I offer parenting advice is UC (and due to co-dependancy you). If you consider what I have said before to be parenting advice - I suggest you dont have children. :D

[Yossarian]

UC=Uncle Canuck?

In both of our defences I can see how advice offered in relation to a child could be construed as parenting advice but I am happy with how our relationship is developing. I just have to get him to ditch his wife any kids...

[Pieface]

UC=Uncle Canuck?

In both of our defences I can see how advice offered in relation to a child could be construed as parenting advice but I am happy with how our relationship is developing. I just have to get him to ditch his wife and my kids...

C'mon Yoss I thought we had established in this thread that there is a line not to be crossed ;)

[rubin]

UC=Uncle Canuck?

I gotta say - im not entirely comfortable being told your pet names for him.

[Johnny Canuck]

It's ok, nephew Rubes.

[rubin]

I feel dirty...... :cry:

[Johnny Canuck]

I'm not the uncle that dented the R11.

[rubin]

all my clubs now come with a disclaimer - you dent it, you buy it... at full retail. A mate of mine yesterday decided against trying the superdeep.

[Yossarian]

I gotta say - im not entirely comfortable being told your pet names for him.

It is clearly your pet name, not mine.

[TourFit]

Biggest mistake was starting golf too late in life, namely after my first was born.....what was I thinking?!

It is getting a bit more relaxed now the eldest is in school.

My biggest mistake was starting to have kids too late in life...

[Nuffie]

My biggest mistake was starting to have kids too late in life...

It might seem like a mistake, but it's the way of society these days and we will probably end up being the same.

[idgolfguy]

I'd have planned to have kids earlier if I was doing it again.

[tommyg]

Any of you guys wanna start early you can have my kids... pm me for details

[TourFit]

It might seem like a mistake, but it's the way of society these days and we will probably end up being the same.

You & I will NEVER be the same Nuffie!

[Pieface]

You & I will NEVER be the same Nuffie!

I agree. No way possible Nuffie could pack on that much beef.

[idgolfguy]

Any of you guys wanna start early you can have my kids... pm me for detailsYour Mrs any good? I'm sure JC would be able to oblige.

[Johnny Canuck]

I don't know, with the workout Mrs. Nut gives, there's not much left for others.

[MegaWatty]

I don't know, with the workout Mrs. Nut gives, there's not much left for others.

Holy shit!

[Golfnut]

I don't know, with the workout Mrs. Nut gives, there's not much left for others.

Work out!.....you were meant to wash the car after cleaning the windows.....missus is not happy, you're getting slack. No wonder Mrs MW gave you the ass.

[MegaWatty]

JC does shit in his own backyard. He comes here when I'm here for my club making expertise. ;)

[Zeusgolf]

You change your number, mate? I tried calling a while back and i couldn't get through.<br />
<br />
So basically, you're having the Veefore cocktail and then Nuffie appears?<br />
<br />

Same number but went to bali the other week.....no phone in 3rd world country .......

[Shadesy]

Simmsy - what beer do you drink!

I'm not down till Saturday night but carton is on me for the shaft you leant ;-) me!!

Let me know!

[Johnny Canuck]

Ovaltine, Shades.

[Shadesy]

Ovaltine, Shades.

Bonox is the drink of choice for the blue rinse brigade isn't it!?

[Johnny Canuck]

Some prunes for him to snack on, too.

[Shadesy]

Noted! I will take the pits out so it's easier to chew!

[Shadesy]

Have we got 12 for this yet?

[Johnny Canuck]

Have we got 12 for this yet?

The first post on each page is my favourite.

[Zeusgolf]

Devonshire tea ?

[Shadesy]

Which (pending) Part (pending)?

[Johnny Canuck]

Pending he has a different caravan than you as he read on a golf ball that you love ****.

[Shadesy]

Between Me and Lubin then, lock your doors fellas...

[simmsy]

Becks Shadesy. Piss off u lot.

[rubin]

Between Me and Lubin then, lock your doors fellas...

We can bunk together mate. ;)

[Yossarian]

You try to deny it but you just can't fight it lubin.

[Golfnut]

Sounds like a HJ's ad.

[hocko]

Groups are now in the OP
No bitching...i think i have almost managed to have people playing with different players each day.
Don't be too fussed about Friday, i know some may not be able to make it so we can muck around with the groups on the day.
Saturday and Sunday groups are fixed and final.

[Johnny Canuck]

Nice of you to let Lubin play in the final group on Sunday. He can pick up my long drive marker if he is within 40m of the fairest.

[rubin]

Nice of you to let Lubin play in the final group on Sunday. He can pick up my long drive marker if he is within 40m of the fairest.

I'll pick it up on the way down the fairway to my ball, after it's taken 6 hours to get there cause we have to play after u...

[rubin]

While I think of it - What is your beer of choice hocko?

[TourFit]

LOL...nice riposte Lubin.

hocko...can I ask why you are changing the OzGolf tradition of the last group being the 3-4 best scores after Saturday...? Just makes good, exciting viewing for the 'peanut gallery' at the end watching (potentially) the winner coming in!!!

Do NOT take this as a slight or anything like that, it is just a question. I know you the Major Sponsor etc, so feel free to do an 'Augusta National' Chairman routine and tell everyone else to F*** Off and you'll do it YOUR way.

[TourFit]

While I think of it - What is your beer of choice hocko?

Good idea Rubes...I think that hocko should be fed & 'watered' ALL weekend (then possibly put out to pasture after the event) without ever reaching into his pocket at all.

Just a thought.

[hocko]

LOL...nice riposte Lubin.

hocko...can I ask why you are changing the OzGolf tradition of the last group being the 3-4 best scores after Saturday...? Just makes good, exciting viewing for the 'peanut gallery' at the end watching (potentially) the winner coming in!!!

Do NOT take this as a slight or anything like that, it is just a question. I know you the Major Sponsor etc, so feel free to do an 'Augusta National' Chairman routine and tell everyone else to F*** Off and you'll do it YOUR way.

Firstly, i wanted to be in the clubhouse to get some shit done before everyone finished therefore i am unable to be in the final group.
So, i decided to put the "potential winner" in the second group!

BTW. F**K OFF and let me do it my way.

[hocko]

While I think of it - What is your beer of choice hocko?


Good idea Rubes...I think that hocko should be fed & 'watered' ALL weekend (then possibly put out to pasture after the event) without ever reaching into his pocket at all.

Just a thought.
I like Blondes that are Pure and the Cabernet grape variety.

[Yossarian]

Unlucky rubin/fit having to play with each other twice.

[rubin]

Unlucky rubin/fit having to play with each other twice.

Come Sunday - he will either be hobling along at snails pace, or be in a cart.

And realistically the chances of me being on the fairway on the sunday are small. :D

[TourFit]

Unlucky rubin/fit having to play with each other twice.

I also play with Cosmo twice over the weekend... and I have problems with neither!

(now, if only I can find a way to share the tee with her AND NO, IT WON'T BE FOR MY 2nd SHOT!)

[Shadesy]

Good work Hocko... I get to double my club snapping goodness!

[Golfnut]

All smiles here.....really enjoy playing with Daz (no homo).....and haven't played a round with simmsy in years I think.

[Ned]

.and haven't played a round with simmsy in years I think.

Homo ?

[Golfnut]

Homo ?

Old Man Homo to you NK :D

[MegaWatty]

Old Man Homo to you NK <img src="images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Very Happy" smilieid="3" class="inlineimg" />

lemonparty.org ?

[simmsy]

Thanks Hacko! Nothing like making me feel a little short with you and rubin-esk.

Cheers mate, great organization. Yoss have you been taking notes along the way?

[Yossarian]

I've already vowed to never do anything again after the ingratitude and sledging I received after having it foisted upon me.

[idgolfguy]

I'll pick it up on the way down the fairway to my ball, after it's taken 6 hours to get there cause we have to play after u...Speaking of long drives...

[Nuffie]

Very good groupings hocko, we are all shared around.

And I agree with Fit, hocko deserves to be pampered (that's what she said and no homos).

[Johnny Canuck]

For those that are interested:

The 3rd Annual Great Drunken Southern Sand Skins Game will be taking place at the Dunsborough Country Club after the Saturday round at Dunsborough Lakes.

"Ace" Canuck will be returning to the scene of his 2010, 8th hole heroics that broke Nuffie's little heart.

Come visit the original "Robert Trench Jones" in all of his glory (Tourfit - beware).

Word on the street is that the course will have the added feature of grass this year!

I'm in. IDgolfguy is in. Nuffie never turns down golf.

Who else will be a man and step up? Cosmo?

Golfnut, ask permission now!

A couple of pics from the Inaugural 2010 GDSSSG:

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[Yossarian]

CCR, WA wind!

[rubin]

For those that are interested:

The 3rd Annual Great Drunken Southern Sand Skins Game will be taking place at the Dunsborough Country Club after the Saturday round at Dunsborough Lakes.

"Ace" Canuck will be returning to the scene of his 2010, 8th hole heroics that broke Nuffie's little heart.

Come visit the original "Robert Trench Jones" in all of his glory (Tourfit - beware).

Word on the street is that the course will have the added feature of grass this year!

I'm in. IDgolfguy is in. Nuffie never turns down golf.

Who else will be a man and step up? Cosmo?

Golfnut, ask permission now!

A couple of pics from the Inaugural 2010 GDSSSG:

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14057

I'll be in. I'm always keen to lose money!

[Yossarian]

It was awesome. Play off the stick.

[simmsy]

If the old back is still holding together with the elastoplast after the satdy round then i am all up for taking some Mounty Dollars.

[Shadesy]

In!

[Golfnut]

If the old back is still holding together with the elastoplast after the satdy round then i am all up for taking some Mounty Dollars.

Similar excuse 'ere too.

[rubin]

Speaking of long drives...

It's 6 hours driving time for the clowns who live in the sticks......

It's only about 2hrs from the people who live on the right side of the city :D

[Johnny Canuck]

We can take limited cars down to ensure the proper amount of beverages are consumed.

[rubin]

We can take limited cars down to ensure the proper amount of beverages are consumed.

As it will be the Saturday a carpool would be easy enough to organize.

[Johnny Canuck]

Just make sure that Fit isn't driving.

[simmsy]

If nut drives it will only take 10 mins.

[rubin]

If nut drives it will only take 10 mins.

And if he walks - only 5.

[rubin]

If the old back is still holding together with the elastoplast after the satdy round then i am all up for taking some Mounty Dollars.

Just drink more beer. And if symptoms persist take a teaspoon of cement and wash it down with tequila.

[simmsy]

3 weeks of Physio/accupunture&chiro
And starting to be able to walk without constant pain. 2 hour flight this morning should screw things up royally.

Doing all I can to be ready for the champs wend.

[Shadesy]

There will be no room in my car so I will unfortunately have to catch a lift... ;-)

[simmsy]

keh?

[Shadesy]

To Dunsborough CC...

[idgolfguy]

Should have my car, room for 3 more and 2 carry bags. Unless you put them on your lap at the back.

[idgolfguy]

Are we able to get up early on Sunday for 9 at Binningup inkling the way back?

[Nuffie]

For those that are interested:

The 3rd Annual Great Drunken Southern Sand Skins Game will be taking place at the Dunsborough Country Club after the Saturday round at Dunsborough Lakes.

"Ace" Canuck will be returning to the scene of his 2010, 8th hole heroics that broke Nuffie's little heart.

Come visit the original "Robert Trench Jones" in all of his glory (Tourfit - beware).

Word on the street is that the course will have the added feature of grass this year!

I'm in. IDgolfguy is in. Nuffie never turns down golf.

Who else will be a man and step up? Cosmo?

Golfnut, ask permission now!

A couple of pics from the Inaugural 2010 GDSSSG:

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14057

I'm so in (that's what he said to the she).

A beer or two will surely make this event interesting, especially trying to keep the head still over the ball and usual swing functions operating.

Last time I played pi$$ed, I missed a 30cm putt at Dunsborough Lakes so looking to make an improvement on that effort and gain some back after JC's infamous "ace skin" on the 8th last year.

[rubin]

I'll have my car as well and can fit a few bags in the boot too.

[hocko]

I have a ute....i will take the booze!

[Johnny Canuck]

I should still have the big wagon, which can comfortably for 4, 5 with Nuffie.

I don't pay for petrol either, so we can take it. I just won't be driving back from the skins game.

[Nuffie]

I should still have the big wagon, which can comfortably for 4, 5 with Nuffie.

I don't pay for petrol either, so we can take it. I just won't be driving back from the skins game.

It also doesn't make any sense in idgg and I each driving our cars all the way down south, departing from the same postcode :roll:.

Mine runs on gas and will save considerable $$$ on fuel.

Only thing is the gas tank in the boot takes up a little space, however still enough room for two carry bags (and there's always the back seat).

Idgg's Mitsubishi is faster and handles better, although his boot space is just slightly bigger than mine.

I'm happy to take both of us but for that saturday afternoon game, I'll need a lift for sure.

[MegaWatty]

I thought this would be when you start lobbying the guy that doesn't guzzle poss to attend! ;)

[idgolfguy]

We'll work it out. Nuff.

[TourFit]

I thought this would be when you start lobbying the guy that doesn't guzzle poss to attend! ;)

Last I heard you were out!

[rubin]

for my own curiosity - is this the joint where we are staying? - http://www.discoveryholidayparks.com.au/wa/usher_-_bunbury_south_west/bunbury_village/accomodation

and what rooms are we looking at?

[MegaWatty]

Last I heard you were out!

I am.

[Shadesy]

I don't mind sharing the driving... I will drive from bunno to dunno, because that's the kinda guy I am! :-)

[Johnny Canuck]

You in for cans on course in arvo? A birdies means all drinkers must skull a can.

[Shadesy]

Sounds like my kinda game... Although not many good beers come in cans!

[hocko]

for my own curiosity - is this the joint where we are staying? - http://www.discoveryholidayparks.com.au/wa/usher_-_bunbury_south_west/bunbury_village/accomodation

and what rooms are we looking at?
You are staying with this guy!
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[rubin]

Thanks for the offer - but I would prefer not to share with you. Congrats on putting on some weight though! ;)

[Cosmopolite]

I can't get accommodation at the same place that weekend (same prob as ozgolf champs, a freaking wedding). Looks like I will have to look elsewhere.

[hocko]

I can't get accommodation at the same place that weekend (same prob as ozgolf champs, a freaking wedding). Looks like I will have to look elsewhere.
You are still welcome to stay with us Cosmo, we do have room.

[Johnny Canuck]

Naga sleeps in the car.

[rubin]

[QUOTE=simmsy;713911]Thanks Hacko! Nothing like making me feel a little short with you and rubin-esk. [QUOTE]

In all seriousness - how far do you hit driver? Its not like we'll be 200m past you. (I may be 200m to the right of you though)

[Yossarian]

Simmsy hits it about as far as me. 210 avg or so.

[rubin]

Simmsy hits it about as far as me. 210 avg or so.

thats not that bad then. The way you blokes make it out, i thought it was going to be a 2-for-1 deal. 2 shots of his, will get to one of ours.

[Johnny Canuck]

If he aims well right.

[hocko]

thats not that bad then. The way you blokes make it out, i thought it was going to be a 2-for-1 deal. 2 shots of his, will get to one of ours.
I only hit it about 240?

[rubin]

I only hit it about 240?

I've never played a round with simmsy before so was just looking for a comparison. as I said, the way some of the comments come through is that the old boy only hits 100m or so.

And I dont hit driver very often anymore :D

[simmsy]

I wouldn't want to cut Yoss's grass Rubin so I'll just leave the playin around to you two.

Happy to push it oot 200 mate, 220 when things going right.

[hocko]

I've never played a round with simmsy before so was just looking for a comparison. as I said, the way some of the comments come through is that the old boy only hits 100m or so.

And I dont hit driver very often anymore :D
BTW, the "old boy" is younger than me!

[idgolfguy]

And me!

[rubin]

Serious?

[idgolfguy]

In about 3 years, you can all come to my 50th.

[Yossarian]

I wouldn't want to cut Yoss's grass Rubin so I'll just leave the playin around to you two.

Happy to push it oot 200 mate, 220 when things going right.

As I said about the same as me.

[TourFit]

BTW, the "old boy" is younger than me!


And me!


Serious?

And me too!

'Old Woman' is a more apt title than we give him...

[rubin]

F-me!
WAnkers is no longer an apt description. More like geriatrics I think. ;)

[Yossarian]

He is younger than you.

[MegaWatty]

I'm young enough.

[Cosmopolite]

F-me!
WAnkers is no longer an apt description. More like geriatrics I think. ;)

speak for yourself!

[TourFit]

I'm young enough.

For what...to be a wanker? We already know :)

[MegaWatty]

For what...to be a wanker? We already know <img src="images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Smile" smilieid="1" class="inlineimg" />

Wanker. ;)

[rubin]

So are iPhones banned as dmd's for the wa champs? And where do we stand on the plugged club in a bunker? ;) :D

[MegaWatty]

Where's your sheep station at first?

[rubin]

Where's your sheep station at first?

I don't really care. I think there will only be one (Canadian) sheep station on the line ;)

[Shadesy]

As I said I'll use mine and if you guys want to dq me you can keep the prizes, not that I will win any!

[TourFit]

Don't worry about dmd's...worry more about wmd's!

Wankers, Masturbaters and Dick pullers.

[Shadesy]

Are you trying to seduce me?

[TourFit]

No.

But I can txt you Lubin's number...

[rubin]

Thanks for the offer fit but 2 little problems.

1- I don't do fat chicks so ur out of luck.
2- i don't think shadesy is a chick.