mike versus nk

[Ned]

Sunday 22nd May

Atherton Golf Club

7.30 am

nk wins 4/3

[AndyP]

Fireball?

[Ned]

:lol:

[dc68]

Go Neddy!!!!!

[rowey]

If im not working count me in............

[Ned]

If im not working count me in............

Stop threatening, you dont work!

[rowey]

OK then you got me on that one.............

But its easy money as you know............

[Ned]

OK then you got me on that one.............

But its easy money as you know............

:smt045

And good for ones golf game.....................might be worth a venture back......................

[Jarro]

I wanna see a pic of you two on the first tee ... smiling :)

[sms316]

1. nk
2. mike
3. rowey
4. sms316

Set a date will you? This is too good to miss.

[Ned]

1. nk
2. mike
3. rowey
4. sms316

Set a date will you? This is too good for me to miss wearing a St George shirt.

:razz:

[Ned]

I wanna see a pic of you two on the first tee ... smiling :)

WAnker!

:wink:

[razaar]

Is this being played at El Arish?:lol: Find you own way there.

[Johnny Canuck]

Is there an actual match to be played, or have we finally just started a Mike vs. NK thread?

[Ned]

Damm you got me JC, was trying to get the post count higher!:oops:


:roll:


:lol:

[henno]

Hmmm... I was planning a visit to NQ in the next couple of months...

[mike]

sms and henno, I wouldn't bother. Not keen on this at all.

[adlo]

:lol:

[sms316]

sms and henno, I wouldn't bother. Not keen on this at all.

Don't be like that mike. I'm keen to see the man behind the troll. I even suspect you aren't half the prick that some make you out to be.

But if this does get off the ground, can you make sure that you don't sleep in? I can't afford to fly up there twice. Although another walkover v re-schedule argument would make nice reading.

[mike]

sms, happy to have a game and a beer, but under different circumstances to this thanks.

[Johnny Canuck]

1. nk
2. mike
3. Dennis
4. sms316

[Jarro]

1. NK
2. mikey
3. rowey
4. Wally Lewis

[sms316]

sms, happy to have a game and a beer, but under different circumstances to this thanks.
Fair enough. I don't like Ned that much anyway.


1. nk
2. mike
3. Dennis
4. sms316
:lol:

[mike]

Venues for consideration ?
Cairns, Gordonvale or Mossman.

You pick.

[Johnny Canuck]

Which one has the biggest parking lot?

[Ned]

Which one has the biggest parking lot?

http://www.natives.co.uk/features/jokes/car%20park.gif

Maybe Tourfit could be in charge of the parking service!!!!!!!

[sms316]

Gordonvale
With Outcast in the following group?

[mike]

With Outcast in the following group??
I don't follow.

Danny, name the venue. Any venue other than PP or ST. I don't care. Let's play it this weekend.

[Jarro]

Good luck gents :)

[dc68]

Cairns, Gordonvale or Mossman.

You prick.

I wouldn't take that Ned!!!

[Ned]

I wouldn't take that Ned!!!

You and Mudguts twins that were separated at birth ????

:roll:

:wink:

[mike]

Well?

[Hux]

You and Mudguts twins that were separated at birth ????

:roll:

:wink:

Just two heads carved off the one carcass.


Well?

Well this is going to be just a barrel of laughs. Back slapping frivolities on every hole. I can just feel the warmth and joy.

Jeez I'd love to be their for some sledge. Can someone organise a mobile web cam for this so we can all take participate.

[sms316]

?
I don't follow.

Danny, name the venue. Any venue other than PP or ST. I don't care. Let's play it this weekend.

Outcast is a navy boy, isn't he? I thought he might be good for firing a missile or two up on you from the tee.

[Ned]

Danny, name the venue. Any venue other than PP or ST. I don't care. Let's play it this weekend.

Will know more tonight.

Maybe Atherton Saturday morning, but need to find out about some other things first.

[Ned]

Danny, name the venue. Any venue other than PP or ST. I don't care. Let's play it this weekend.

OP updated

Atherton GC

Sunday 22nd May

7.30 am

mike
nk
rowey

[Outcast]

So, Rowey....

I'm guessing your not coming to Cairns on Sunday if your playing at Atherton?

When would you like to pick up those golf shoes? You can always ring my wife and organise an alternate date/time to pick them up; not a problem

Good luck to both of you; wish I could be up there to witness the 'fun & frivolity' but, it's my last day at home before patrol so playing golf would probably not be overly popular in my house that day

[Johnny Canuck]

I'm tipping a draw. This match will have to happen twice.

[sms316]

I'm tipping a draw. This match will have to happen twice.

A split decision?

[mike]

ok

[mike]

7.30 game. In freezing cold Atherton. With NK. And rowey.

Why me?

[AndyP]

Karma.

[mike]

wtf does that mean?!

[Johnny Canuck]

kar·ma
noun /ˈkärmə/ 

(in Hinduism and Buddhism) The sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences

Destiny or fate, following as effect from cause

[mike]

I know what it means you hockey puck. Just trying to work out wtf Andy knows that I don't.

[Johnny Canuck]

I know. I just thought it was a great opportunity to be funny dipped.

[AndyP]

I know what it means you hockey puck. Just trying to work out wtf Andy knows that I don't.
I run the forum. It's my job to know everything.

Don't read into it to much, mike.

[Jarro]

Lock the thread now :roll:

[sms316]

Golf will be the winner.

[Ned]

I run the forum. It's my job to know everything.

Did I do what jarro did the other day ?

[sms316]

Did I do what jarro did the other day ?

sfa?

[mike]

Don't read into it to much, mike.No problem then.





Lock the thread now :roll:+1

[mike]

I even suspect you aren't half the prick that some make you out to be. I've been wondering how to respond to this.

Let's just say there are two sides to every story.

[Johnny Canuck]

I am going to revise my predictIon.

Based on the fact that Mike seems as excited about this as Yoss gets about boobs and he fact that NK is a sandbagger, I'll go NK 4&3.

[Ned]

I am going to revise my predictIon.

Based on the fact tha t Mike seems as excited about this as Yoss gets about boobs and he fact that NK is a sandbagger, I'll go NK 4&3.

Eh?

I've got to give him shots!!!!!

[Jarro]

Sadly i also think the little bloke is gonna get a floggin

[Ned]

Sadly i also think the little bloke is gonna get a floggin

Won't be laying a finger on him.

[Yossarian]

Go Mike!

[MegaWatty]

Go Dragons!

[Ned]

Go Dragons!

Bugger off back to the Dragons NRL thread!

[AndyP]

Go Storm!

[Ned]

Go Storm!


FFS..............................wheres Tongey Bitch and Yosser ???????????

:roll:



:wink:

[sms316]

I've been wondering how to respond to this.


Threaten me with a ban. Works for others.

[sms316]

This thread needs a "tale of the tape". Any chance of you two posting your GolfLink numbers so we can see who is sandbagging their handicap in preparation of this matchcarrying form?

[Eag's]

FFS!! is this over yet?
Hand bags at 12 paces already :roll:

[Ned]

FFS!! is this over yet?
Hand bags at 12 paces already :roll:

Shyte, If I didnt know better I reckon you could pass as a one eyed, biased, bully of a Dragons Supporter Rich!:razz:


:wink:

[Ned]

This thread needs a "tale of the tape". Any chance of you two posting your GolfLink numbers so we can see who is sandbagging their handicap in preparation of this matchcarrying form?

Wanker, you already have my GL number!:roll:

[sms316]

Wanker, you already have my GL number!:roll:

Wouldn't be fair without both sides of the story.

[Johnny Canuck]

we don't. lets see it, sandbagger.

[Ned]

we don't. lets see it, sandbagger.

If you subscribed to the OZGolf contact List you could see it!

[Johnny Canuck]

never heard of it.

[Ned]

never heard of it.


http://www.ozgolf.net/forumdisplay.php/20-OZgolfer-Directory

[AndyP]

There's no point giving JC a link that he can't see.

[Ned]

There's no point giving JC a link that he can't see.


:razz:

[Hux]

I know what it means you hockey puck. Just trying to work out wtf Andy knows that I don't.

No one likes you :-)

Good luck Mike with the 3 shot advantage I reckon you will have him.

[mike]

This thread needs a "tale of the tape". Any chance of you two posting your GolfLink numbers so we can see who is sandbagging their handicap in preparation of this matchcarrying form?

4061200129

I've been preparing for this since early December. :roll:

[Johnny Canuck]

you're due mike. match play is perfect for those blow up holes that would be killing your cap.

[Ned]

rowey is out tomorrow...............

and then there was only two playing.

[sms316]

rowey is out tomorrow...............

and then there was only two playing.

Predicting an unsolved homicide. No witnesses.

[Johnny Canuck]

Predicting an unsolved homicide. No witnesses.
4th hole.

[sms316]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvufFwdqMzg

[Jarro]

updates ?

Pics ??

[Ned]

updates ?

Pics ??

WAnker! :roll:

[mike]

All conflicts and issues have been sorted out. No punches thrown.

The result is irrelevant.









In other words I lost.

[mike]

Thanks Danny. Too good.

NK wins 4 and 3.

[Ned]

All conflicts and issues have been sorted out. No punches thrown.

The result is irrelevant.

In other words I lost.

A few of these were had before the tee off!

http://www.hoptopia.com/system/images/201/medium/Southern_Star_Buried_Hatchet_Stout.jpg

[Ned]

Thanks Danny. Too good.

NK wins 4 and 3.

Atherton was in surprisingly good nick (Even if rowey sooked out:razz:)

Only one hole squared through out the match.

First half of the match saw the lead swing both ways 1 or two up.

Turning point in the second nine would have been the fact that I got the better bounces and lies from tree hit shots then Mike did.

Thanks for the game Mike.

[sms316]

All conflicts and issues have been sorted out. No punches thrown.

The result is irrelevant.









In other words I lost.
Pair of homos.

[rowey]

For all those interested........I did not sook out as PREVIOUSLY stated by NK

[Ned]

For all those interested........I did not sook out as PREVIOUSLY stated by NK

:razz:


:wink:

[MegaWatty]

Ozgolf. Bringing two blokes, that I never knew had an issue with each other, together.

Banner?

[Ned]

Ozgolf. Bringing two blokes, that I never knew had an issue with each other, together.

Banner?

WAnker!

[Yossarian]

For all those interested........I did not sook out as PREVIOUSLY stated by NK

I heard you sooked out.

[Ned]

I heard you sooked out.


It was the 'Yoss' Factor!!!!!!!!

http://yoss2011.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/YOSSlogo-LO-RES.gif

[mike]

Rowey is scared of me.

[Jarro]

Nice win NK (burglar)

mike ... you suck :p

[Johnny Canuck]

I am going to revise my predictIon.

Based on the fact that Mike seems as excited about this as Yoss gets about boobs and he fact that NK is a sandbagger, I'll go NK 4&3.

What do I win?

Glad to hear you guys hugged it out.

4&3 reacharounds behind the tree?

[mike]

What do I win?
This.



http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t325/yumbotto/coupon.jpg


Use it wisely.

[Yossarian]

Aldo still has nothing.

[adlo]

It appears Mike somehow got it back, judging by the scoreline, he had nothing today.

I am disappoint Mike.

[mike]

I lost on purpose.

[Johnny Canuck]

aldo, i'll be at your shop with my coupon at some point this week.

[adlo]

That is going to be awkward

[MegaWatty]

Could you get an Aero bar with it?

[Ned]

4061200129

I've been preparing for this since early December. :roll:


I lost on purpose.


:-s

A Sandbagging Tanker ?

:roll:



:wink:

[Courty]

Added to POTY.

[mike]

:-s

A Sandbagging Tanker ?

:roll:



:wink:Yep. That pull hook into the piss on #9, I was aiming there. And I've been practicing flubbing my chip shots. I've almost got it right.

btw when I tell people I'm off 15 now I get some funny looks.

[Sydney Hacker]

They think you should be higher ?

[mike]

Yes

[rowey]

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/23668-mike-versus-nk/images/icons/icon1.png


Rowey is scared of me


Please Mike................the only thing I would of been scared of was .................no dont worry you might start SOOKING AGAIN.................

[Yossarian]

I thought you were sooking?

[MegaWatty]

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/23668-mike-versus-nk/images/icons/icon1.png


Rowey is scared of me


Please Mike................the only thing I would of been scared of was .................no dont worry you might start SOOKING AGAIN.................


Sounds like you're sooking. Go Dragons.

[AndyP]

Please Mike................the only thing I would of been scared of was .................no dont worry you might start SOOKING AGAIN.................
[/INDENT]
I've got this one, mike. It's "would have", spastic.

[Daves]

They think you should be higher ?


Yes

http://ellies.com/hand_painted_furniture/step_stool_100w.jpg

[mike]

Short jokes are so ho-hum, but Daves that is very, very good.