Lets have a hit somewhere in May on a Sunday.

[Yossarian]

Maybe a big day out at dog leg city?

[Jarro]

Ok

[Yossarian]

Are you in town jarro. Nuffie might finally be taller than someone.

[Johnny Canuck]

It'll be close in height

[Jarro]

i'm out

[Yossarian]

Shame.

[Pieface]

Could be good. I'd like to play badly somewhere new.

Late in the month is likely to be better for me.

[Yossarian]

I was thinking the 22 or 29. Or maybe a saturday if we can get on.

[Pieface]

cool. Put me down in pienut pencil

[Cosmopolite]

I can probably organise a game at snakelands for those that want a hit.

Bergsey reckons its a goat track, so he wont want to come.........

[Yossarian]

Could be good. I'd like to play badly somewhere new.

Late in the month is likely to be better for me.

Who lives in a turban under the sea? Osama.

[Pieface]

Who lives in a turban under the sea? Osama.

Nice 8)

Hope he doesn't drag down my property value!

[Nuffie]

Are you in town jarro. Nuffie might finally be taller than someone.

I'll be taller than him prob if I do what the dog on the right does...
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LWxln07c7UQ/TYUIxO3FWKI/AAAAAAAABdc/DGCS50vU5A8/two-dogs-photo.jpg

[Yossarian]

Nuffie your brain really does operate on a different level at times.

[Nuffie]

Nuffie your brain really does operate on a different level at times.

So it's safe to assume that's a good thing...?

[Yossarian]

Neither good nor bad. Just different. :)

[Nuffie]

Neither good nor bad. Just different. :)

Now that's definitely a good thing Yoss...

Always expect the unexpected with me around (e.g. exploding golfball at binny, a 'T-Rex', Something About Mary hair, golden shower last year... what's next?)

I'd like to attend this day but with pennant trials now underway, I'll have to wait and see how I go at a closer stage.

Pencil.

[MegaWatty]

You already walk like that dog on the right.

What division are you going to play in Nuff?

[Nuffie]

You already walk like that dog on the right.

Hehehe... as ppl have been known to say when my 'tail is up' :).


You already walk like that dog on the right.

What division are you going to play in Nuff?

As is the case every year, I want to make division 4. But competition in the club is very tough.

I may cover divy 5 for a game or two, but I really want to sneak into the divy 4 squad this year.

[rubin]

im in.

[MegaWatty]

I'm out.

[Johnny Canuck]

Out

[Yossarian]

I'm out.


Out

Fags

[SeldomEagles]

In

[bergsey]

I can probably organise a game at snakelands for those that want a hit.

Bergsey reckons its a goat track, so he wont want to come.........

:)

[Veefore]

I may cover divy 5 for a game or two, but I really want to sneak into the divy 4 squad this year.


Good luck with divvy 4. Divvy 5 might be too expensive.

[Pieface]

no problem with snakelands or dog-leg from my side. keen to play either track

[Yossarian]

Lakelands is a goat track:razz:

[Pieface]

But if we play snakelands we get to roll out "hostess with the mostest"

[Yossarian]

But if we play snakelands we get to roll out "hostess with the mostest"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9YpnklYhxY

[tommyg]

Count me in too...

[Zeusgolf]

I'm back and up for something....

[Pieface]

Man... I thought you were dead or something Zues. Good to see you posting :)

[TourFit]

I'm back and up for something....

Alimony...?

[Zeusgolf]

Alimony...?

You dont pay that shit in Aus.....only in the states...

Got my life half sorted out now....

[Zeusgolf]

Man... I thought you were dead or something Zues. Good to see you posting :)

Yeh dropped off due to family ongoings......things are on there way back up now...

[simmsy]

You dont pay that shit in Aus.....only in the states...

Got my life half sorted out now....

in Oz we call it child support and don't get me started on that rip off.

[MegaWatty]

Surely not Simmsy. Skeleton?

[simmsy]

nah not me mate.

other mates and a family member and dozens of old work mates have all been screwed by that system.

[TourFit]

My brother too...ROYALLY SCREWED!

It's a joke.

[Zeusgolf]

Alimony is paying the spouse....

Child support for is for the child....

I know its semantics but.....anyways i pay almost double Im suppose to which i F'n heaps but I know my two will be looked after....and no court involvement was a bonus.

[MegaWatty]

nah not me mate.

other mates and a family member and dozens of old work mates have all been screwed by that system.


My brother too...ROYALLY SCREWED!

It's a joke.

It all depends really. If they were eating out elsewhere, then they deserve everything they get.

[Johnny Canuck]

Alimony...?

****ing funny, but dangerously close to the line.

Welcome back Z.

[Johnny Canuck]

Surely not Simmsy. Skeleton?

I thought the same thing.

[TourFit]

****ing funny, but dangerously close to the line.

As close to the line you get so close to SO VERY OFTEN...?

Zeus is not precious, knows it's in jest, and has plenty of "Harden The F**K Up" on hand. He is a WARRIOR. You are (were) what you eat.

And WELCOME BACK, ZEUS!!

[Zeusgolf]

Cheers....and yes i can handle it....been 10 months now and some pleasant drugs have help me back to a happier mental state....

Went for a hit today first in 6 months pretty average but i saw plenty of the old Z.......reminder for everyone if you end up in any dry lakes at Maylands leave the ball in there, the lakes aren't really dry. I found out the hard way.......

[bergsey]

Surely not Simmsy. Skeleton?

Come to think of it, Yoss does look a little bit like Simmsy... hmmmmm.....:-k

[simmsy]

In what decade. I wish I was as buff as yoss.

[Zeusgolf]

In what decade. I wish I was as buff as yoss.

......but your not fat simmsy ?

[simmsy]

are you comin onto me Zeus? wow you've changed man, or have you been to Bangkok for an operation and are now known as Justine?

[idgolfguy]

You dont pay that shit in Aus.....only in the states...

Got my life half sorted out now....
The other half belongs to someone else on a monthly basis.

Should get out for a hit or coffee when you got time.

[Veefore]

are you comin onto me Zeus? wow you've changed man, or have you been to Bangkok for an operation and are now known as Justine?

He wouldn't be the first from Hartfield. I think I told you the story about Brianna, the one who came runner up to Fos in the club champs a few years ago? Played the 13th driver, 7 iron for an easy eagle. I think he/she went to Bankok for that reason.

[TourFit]

WTF???

That Hartfield is a CWAZY place.

Home of woodchips, wacko's and WAnkers.

[Zeusgolf]

Joondalup is doing weekday special...

$29 walking from 2pm

[Nuffie]

Latest news... straight off the press...



As is the case every year, I want to make division 4. But competition in the club is very tough.

I may cover divy 5 for a game or two, but I really want to sneak into the divy 4 squad this year.

WONT BE THIS YEAR EITHER for Divy 4, I am oooooooot of pennants for 2011.

One decision down, another decision is left to be made... and should be made by the end of this week.

[MegaWatty]

Latest news... straight off the press...


WONT BE THIS YEAR EITHER for Divy 4, I am oooooooot of pennants for 2011.

One decision down, another decision is left to be made... and should be made by the end of this week.

I'm guessing the other decision is where you're going to hide the whip so that it doesn't get used again.

[Nuffie]

I'm guessing the other decision is where you're going to hide the whip so that it doesn't get used again.
No whip was involved in the process, mega.

The first decision was made wholey and souley by me.

And it wasn't an easy one to make either, as I'm never one to throw in the towel. It was tough...

And for the next decision, not sure about that outcome entirely but am 90% sure about what I should do.

[MegaWatty]

Leave Hartfield?

[Nuffie]

Leave Hartfield?

I have discussed a number of options for membership with them, even the scenario of placing it on hold for a while. They have told me not to make a decision just yet. I'll know in a few days what my intentions are.

At the moment my fiancée is working awkward hrs. She starts before 6am some days and finishes after 9pm on
the other days. Given the fact that I'm also doing 40+ hrs in the city mon - fri, we don't get to see each other all that much. It is the first time in almost 26 years that golf has had to take a back seat for a while. It really does feel like a shock to my system, let me tell you... But I always knew inevitably that one day, this scenario would become a reality.

[adlo]

You heard it here first folks....

and you'll no doubt hear about it a few more times.

[MegaWatty]

That's ghey Nuffie!

[Nuffie]

That's ghey Nuffie!

Maybe, but maybe NOT as ghey as Golfnut's continual attempts to procrastinate getting an AGU handicap. Have you got one yet, compare?

One things for sure, whatever choice I make regarding membership, I will still remain affiliated for ozgolf events, I'll give ya's the tip :)

[adlo]

Join Rottnest GC, $100pa apparently!

[MegaWatty]

Maybe, but maybe NOT as ghey as Golfnut's continual attempts to procrastinate getting an AGU handicap. Have you got one yet, compare?

Wow. That is a great response. You are very right though!

Be careful mate. I gave up golf almost involuntarily and really regret those 10-15 years now.

[Nuffie]

Join Rottnest GC, $100pa apparently!
Are they affiliated, lol?

Would you be allowed to take the sticks on a ferry, hehehe?

[MegaWatty]

People take piss. Clubs shouldn't be too much of a problem.

[adlo]

Yeah, a mate of mine just joined to get AGU affiliation, and yes of course you can take the sticks across.

[idgolfguy]

Joondalup is doing weekday special...

$29 walking from 2pm
Sounds like a plan one the next couple of weeks. Probably only get 9 in due to light.

[Nuffie]

Adlo, is it true that Bunbury have lost their reciprocal rights with Wanneroo and Royal Freo?

[adlo]

Not as far as I am aware. Not sure what the deal was with Daz abusing the rights.

[Cosmopolite]

Rotto is a fun course but you need to pick the right time of year to play it as they dont have any watering.

It does have sand greens though.

[Nuffie]

I must fess up here to, when I played Lakelands a few times in '07 as a member of Georges River GC, I don't think the pro there liked me very much. He seemed like a real nazi, must have had a photo of me on his wall or something like those wanted bandits in cowboy and western movies...

Twice I rocked up trying to get a game and he told me to take my clubs and leave. I was like I'm affiliated, WTF???

[adlo]

That is strange.

[Veefore]

One of my mates has moved to Carnarvon but has maintained some level of membership at harty that keeps him affiliated and allows him to have an occasional sunday or weekday game (with green fee).

[MegaWatty]

That's all changed Vee! Hence the first email I've sent to the Management Committee.

[Cosmopolite]

I must fess up here to, when I played Lakelands a few times in '07 as a member of Georges River GC, I don't think the pro there liked me very much. He seemed like a real nazi, must have had a photo of me on his wall or something like those wanted bandits in cowboy and western movies...

Twice I rocked up trying to get a game and he told me to take my clubs and leave. I was like I'm affiliated, WTF???

I find Nuffie, we usually welcome green fee paying players.

They do prefer you play with a member though, I guess that may be where he was coming from.

[Nuffie]

The social membership category at Harty is being reviewed as we speak. I contacted the admin staff today for advice on options. They have passed my queries onto management and requested me not to make any decisions about my membership until they respond back.

[Nuffie]

I find Nuffie, we usually welcome green fee paying players.

They do prefer you play with a member though, I guess that may be where he was coming from.

That is true cosmo, although this guy knew where I was from because he used to be a member in that state, he knew how golf worked over there, and what I was trying to do here. So until I joined hartfield, I wasn't really allowed back at Lakelands.

[Veefore]

That's all changed Vee! Hence the first email I've sent to the Management Committee.

Ah...OK.
I'm a bit out of the loop at the moment. There was a match committee meeting last night but I wasn't there. I was playing in an ambrose tournament at the resort (6 hole pitch and putt course) with a Korean man as my partner. It was his second ever game of golf and we shot 1 over thanks entirely to his putting

[MegaWatty]

It's up the top of the announcements when you first log in.

[Golfnut]

Maybe, but maybe NOT as ghey as Golfnut's continual attempts to procrastinate getting an AGU handicap. Have you got one yet, compare?

One things for sure, whatever choice I make regarding membership, I will still remain affiliated for ozgolf events, I'll give ya's the tip :)

What makes you think I would even think of reading this thread?
But to answer your question, No.....ask me again on Thursday night.

[Pieface]

No whip was involved in the process, mega.

The first decision was made wholey and souley by me.

And it wasn't an easy one to make either, as I'm never one to throw in the towel. It was tough...

And for the next decision, not sure about that outcome entirely but am 90% sure about what I should do.


She always says yes - that's a big reason why I bought an expensive ring a couple of weeks ago.


Just wait for the sprogs to come along Nuff-man. Then you'll see what's what


Told ya Nuff. Didn't even make it to the sprog stage...doesn't bode well :p

[Cosmopolite]

Told ya Nuff. Didn't even make it to the sprog stage...doesn't bode well :p

oh dear

[MegaWatty]

A man's and a woman's own time is very important. That is all.

[idgolfguy]

Gn does not attempt procrastination in selecting a club...he does.

[Johnny Canuck]

You heard it here first folks....

and you'll no doubt hear about it a few more times.

You're a funny dickhead!

[Johnny Canuck]

Maybe, but maybe NOT as ghey as Golfnut's continual attempts to procrastinate getting an AGU handicap. Have you got one yet, compare?

One things for sure, whatever choice I make regarding membership, I will still remain affiliated for ozgolf events, I'll give ya's the tip :)

I should have mentioned, great comeback Nuffster.

[Nuffie]

A man's and a woman's own time is very important. That is all.
That is true mega, but I need to look at achieving the 'own' time in a more cost-effective fashion. It may not be like this forever, but until we settle a few lingering debts and then settle into the house/mortgage, this is the way it has to be and I've delayed this move for as long as possible, ozgolf champs this year were almost ruled out.

Lucky for me that I went, seeing I won the thing. But it was a very close call, me deciding to go.

[MegaWatty]

Love you Nuffie.

From The WAnkers.

[Nuffie]

What makes you think I would even think of reading this thread?
But to answer your question, No.....ask me again on Thursday night.
Don't worry golfnut, I have a sneaking suspicion that we might both be members of the same golf club soon. I'll know for sure by the end of the week.

[Nuffie]

Maybe a lot sooner than that... the 2nd decision has now been made:

Hartfield membership put ON HOLD for at least six months (for review at a later stage).

As per Mega's inside intel, the club is not taking additions to the 'social membership' category for the remainder of this year and instead pushing for more 6 and 7 day members, as they need to fill their weekend slots.

Social membership also wouldn't help my ozgolf cause and me wanting to play any games away from Harty, which is what I like to do, maybe once a month.

Nuff-said... it's done.

Lets get this thread back on track now and focus on the +ves:

Zeus, let's catch up for a relaxing social hit, not this week but maybe next week.

And anyone else who cares to tag along.

I wont be re-activating my AGU handicap for at least another month or two, so it's prob going to have to be somewhere public.

[hocko]

That is true mega, but I need to look at achieving the 'own' time in a more cost-effective fashion. It may not be like this forever, but until we settle a few LINGERIE debts and then settle into the house/mortgage, this is the way it has to be and I've delayed this move for as long as possible, ozgolf champs this year were almost ruled out.

Lucky for me that I went, seeing I won the thing. But it was a very close call, me deciding to go.

Fixed

[MegaWatty]

That's exactly what I thought it said the first time I read it!

Great dirty minds think alike! ;)

[hocko]

That's exactly what I thought is said the first time I read it!

Great dirty minds think alike! ;)
What was your comment at Secrets about German porn??????

[MegaWatty]

"Fit is sicker than a german porno".

You're response was that German porn isn't sick...:roll:

[Yossarian]

Belgians.

[Nuffie]

"Fit is sicker than a german porno".

You're response was that German porn isn't sick...:roll:

Imagine watching an Indian porno :shock::

That reminds me of Tahir's (Fat Pizza's 'HABIB') standup gag on DVD:

"An Indian, in a porno = comedy" :mrgreen:.

[hocko]

"Fit is sicker than a german porno".

You're response was that German porn isn't sick...:roll:
My reply was actually " the porn isn't sick, just the people who watch it!"
I still think Nuff has Lingerie debts.

[TourFit]

I'd believe that Nuff would dress up in lingerie...

Little French knickers and lacy bra (size 8 or so, A cup obviously) and wearing his Cleveland cap!

[MegaWatty]

You're sick.

[Yossarian]

This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

[rubin]

that is purely disturbing and wrong.

:smt078

[Nuffie]

I'd believe that Nuff would dress up in lingerie...

Little French knickers and lacy bra (size 8 or so, A cup obviously) and wearing his Cleveland cap!

Moulin Rougue???

http://www.isango.com/Destination/Portals/0/Moulin%20Rouge%20Tickets%20Hero.jpg
Little did I know I'd be going into golf comp semi-retirement for this career move...

Now wouldn't 'Fit really look interesting dressed up like one of these characters, and he wouldn't need to borrow any 'fake' bird feathers either.

He'd no doubt already have a 'tail feather' of his own to shake, AND the 'Waddle-Waddle' would be his version of the Can-Can, lol...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpzLDZfaMTxJcUTIEXOZmnwKygZ2QeE-DCrqCLLx8Vtz5p3JP0UA
Mmm... wonder how he'd go dancing with duck feet? That might cause a few complications...:mrgreen:.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYhiWCbAvEMx-aFVotVt85kMGOItiQqVESTpXMCYP9OXpT-MKS0IdwxSA???

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlDsUuzZyu9MwDh7Y0aCULxFO2RPSWK Ni54JBWIqVWLiYVMz4FPghttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3UI5hmh8ibfjUXdtFCWe9ySTtOF2Ha ck5rZO60hjEkwnXTzJD
Crikey, he's taken the Can-Can to da clubs and now da chicks even dig it!

[Shadesy]

WOW!:shock:

[Yossarian]

No

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/458/protectedraver.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/191/protectedraver.jpg/)
Nuffie?

[Nuffie]

No

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/458/protectedraver.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/191/protectedraver.jpg/)
Nuffie?
Ghee!

Which Super Mario Bros character is he trying to be?

Or is it Darth Vader gone wrong?

BTW, caught up with Zeusgolf today for coffee in the city.

He says to say hi...

[TourFit]

Nice comeback Nuff.

(I think?)

[Nuffie]

Nice comeback Nuff.

(I think?)

Pay it? Pay it?

C'mon 'Fit, after all it's...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPExYMBufpMwf9_9PxR0P8Aw7K-_SfzKnhZwZFEG7WNKnwEEdU1g
SEASON :shock:. (WTF is that, Tiger????????)

[TourFit]

=;

[MegaWatty]

=;

Nuffie, fit wants a high five for that pic.

[Golfnut]

'Fit fantasies's about Nuff in lingerie and Nuffie fantasies's about seeing 'Fit's 'tail feather' (I'm guessing ghey word for penis)

'Fit, Nuffie......GET A ROOM you two closet homos!

[TourFit]

WTF...I like sick german porno remember!

Nuff in lingerie is WAAAYYY to tame for me.

When it comes to tail feathers there's nothin like 'F*ckin' a Duck!'

[MegaWatty]

Feather lifter.