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bergsey
24th April 2011, 09:39 PM
Hansel v Zoolander

The chicks watching this pairing will be in for a treat...

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 09:42 PM
And I have to give this bandit a shot!

MegaWatty
24th April 2011, 09:43 PM
Go Just.

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 09:44 PM
Do we get bonus points for getting it done before you and fit?

bergsey
24th April 2011, 09:44 PM
And I have to give this bandit a shot!

How about I beat you by 5 then it won't matter?

MegaWatty
24th April 2011, 09:44 PM
Do we get bonus points for getting it done before you and fit?

Yes. Fit will blow you. Both.

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 09:47 PM
How about I beat you by 5 then it won't matter?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hBSGEzpw-8

You talk the talk, can you walk the walk?

bergsey
24th April 2011, 09:50 PM
Can you suck a golfball thru a garden hose ?

Do Bears sh*t in the woods ?

MegaWatty
24th April 2011, 09:51 PM
Yes. Fit will blow you. Both.


Can you suck a golfball thru a garden hose ?


?

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 09:52 PM
How did you know... I mean....

Golfnut
24th April 2011, 09:53 PM
When (time) & where hunks?

MegaWatty
24th April 2011, 09:57 PM
Yes. Fit will blow you. Both.


Can you suck a golfball thru a garden hose ?


When (time) & where hunks?

Fit, not you. But, if you really want...

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 09:58 PM
HOmo,

Nut this friday, 8 45?

Golfnut
24th April 2011, 10:00 PM
Fit, not you. But, if you really want...

If you're offering, i'll take 2.

Golfnut
24th April 2011, 10:03 PM
HOmo,

Nut this friday, 8 45?

You guys decide....... be a good match to watch if you don't mind spectators.

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 10:05 PM
Sorry the ? was as to the time. Ask bergsey, he is the hostess.

bergsey
24th April 2011, 10:06 PM
I'm gonna take you to the hole baby !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmt8GC7y7Nc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yossarian
24th April 2011, 10:09 PM
Hahaha, good one!

bergsey
24th April 2011, 10:10 PM
Hahaha, good one!

Your new nickname .... Billy Ho !

Johnny Canuck
24th April 2011, 10:11 PM
Yoss, in an upset, 2&1.

adlo
25th April 2011, 12:29 PM
Who challenged who to a walk off?

Bergsey, 4&3. Home track advantage.

Bergsey should play off the bat, no shots given!

Johnny Canuck
25th April 2011, 12:36 PM
I agree with ads. Off the bat due to home course advantage.

MegaWatty
25th April 2011, 12:39 PM
Pffft. Yoss doesn't have to play there if he doesn't want to.

MegaWatty
25th April 2011, 12:47 PM
In fact, it was Yoss' call to play the MP there. Normal handicaps.

Johnny Canuck
25th April 2011, 12:49 PM
It's Bergsey's call to man up. Not yours. You stick to trying to change the match play index that is used.

MegaWatty
25th April 2011, 12:53 PM
I'm more than happy to play the match index. Works for me. I thank you for making that call.

I can't see how he's less of a man for playing it how it's meant to be played. It's not like he's using a Nutlink.

Johnny Canuck
25th April 2011, 12:59 PM
I think you guys should decide between yourselves as it's your match. If you can't decide, it goes with stroke as that is what we have done in the absence of a match index.

Yossarian
25th April 2011, 01:18 PM
Who challenged who to a walk off?

Bergsey, 4&3. Home track advantage.

Bergsey should play off the bat, no shots given!

We need David Bowie! And it is ok, I am playing 2 comps before this, maybe Bergsey will have to give me a shot ;)


In fact, it was Yoss' call to play the MP there. Normal handicaps.

Actually it was bergsey's suggestion. Homo.

MegaWatty
25th April 2011, 02:24 PM
Gheylord.

bergsey
25th April 2011, 09:53 PM
I was actually going to suggest playing it off the bat

Yossarian
25th April 2011, 11:09 PM
You want to bat it off?

idgolfguy
26th April 2011, 12:35 AM
A bat-off!

rubin
26th April 2011, 12:43 AM
We need David Bowie!

Well we dont have bowie..... but we do have Nuff, with his '?Natural?" hair style......

Yossarian
28th April 2011, 01:12 PM
Getting pumped, you are going down bergsey.

Pieface
28th April 2011, 02:05 PM
Bergsey 3&1.

Yoss's gear in the pro-shop by 2pm.

Yossarian
28th April 2011, 03:41 PM
Don't be bitter.

MegaWatty
28th April 2011, 03:44 PM
Pay me.

Yossarian
28th April 2011, 03:45 PM
Service rendered? what is the tab sitting at?

MegaWatty
28th April 2011, 03:47 PM
$673 and teeth removed.

Pieface
28th April 2011, 03:52 PM
11481

Yossarian
28th April 2011, 03:53 PM
$673 and teeth removed.

That seems a little high, although one of my wisdom teeth is giving some trouble.

Lemon pie?

bergsey
28th April 2011, 08:32 PM
Getting pumped, you are going down bergsey.

that's what she said...

bergsey
28th April 2011, 08:32 PM
actually i might shed a little tear as Yoss walks off after 10 holes

bergsey
28th April 2011, 08:33 PM
so what's the plan for the first Yoss? snap hook into the piss or ghey fade OOB ?

simmsy
28th April 2011, 08:35 PM
The Beautiful one to take it home strong and win 2&1.

Yoss will choke while swallowing.

Johnny Canuck
28th April 2011, 08:39 PM
Simmsy, I'll put $5 on Yoss to make it to the 18th or win outright, you in?

bergsey
28th April 2011, 08:41 PM
high stakes !

Johnny Canuck
28th April 2011, 08:42 PM
If you were betting on Yoss, would you wager more than $5?

Yossarian
28th April 2011, 10:53 PM
I am a good bet. Bergsey probably a slightly topped cut.

Pieface
29th April 2011, 11:53 AM
Bergsey is pretty tech savvy...we must be due a live update soon!

Johnny Canuck
29th April 2011, 12:22 PM
Word is yoss is 3up at the turn.

rubin
29th April 2011, 12:24 PM
Bergsey comes home strong.... the way yoss likes it.

Shadesy
29th April 2011, 12:28 PM
Word is yoss is 3up at the turn.

Thanks Kelli Tilghman

Pieface
29th April 2011, 12:34 PM
WTF my post went MIA.

Bergsey should have grabbed one back at 10. Ghey fade is not suited there.

Johnny Canuck
29th April 2011, 02:30 PM
Thanks for the $5 Yoss.

Yoss 3&2.

bergsey
29th April 2011, 04:00 PM
Yep well done to Yoss, lead from the 2nd onwards and played solid.... no chokes and putted well.

My game was sh*thouse, but even when it started to improve i needed to make birdies for wins so was too little too late

Yoss 38 pts (with 2 wipes)
Bergsey 32 pts (with 4 wipes)

bergsey
29th April 2011, 04:01 PM
WTF my post went MIA.

Bergsey should have grabbed one back at 10. Ghey fade is not suited there.

Actually i did ! good call PF

SeldomEagles
29th April 2011, 04:57 PM
Well played Yoss. Not one of Bergs best days with the clubs.

simmsy
29th April 2011, 05:11 PM
could it be put down to the "SE effect" could it mate??


how'd you travel at the WAGC? & the 'nut?

TourFit
29th April 2011, 05:51 PM
Was this an official comp round...will Yoss lose a shot overnight before tomorrow?

Hmmmmm


Oh, and well played Gheylord!!!

SeldomEagles
29th April 2011, 05:58 PM
could it be put down to the "SE effect" could it mate??


how'd you travel at the WAGC? & the 'nut?

I can drag good golfers down. I had a 33 Nut had 28 but I stand to be corrected on that from the Nut man himself

bergsey
29th April 2011, 07:35 PM
Was this an official comp round...will Yoss lose a shot overnight before tomorrow?
!

yep now down to 18

Yossarian
29th April 2011, 09:19 PM
Cheers for the day lads.

Unlucky today bergsey, and to think my triple bogey on 2 to win was the start of the rot!

You hung in there pretty good though, was a little worried when your par train started, I am awful down the 18th!

simmsy
29th April 2011, 09:22 PM
18.1 yoss, well done mate. I can't believe you tried on the last couple of holes.

Johnny Canuck
29th April 2011, 09:24 PM
you can have a sip of the beer that simmsy buys me yoss,

see you in the finals?

Yossarian
29th April 2011, 09:29 PM
18.1 yoss, well done mate. I can't believe you tried on the last couple of holes.


Hahaha, yeah i didn't actually know what score i was on, don't write it down these days cause i am weak mentally.

yep now down to 18

What won the day?


you can have a sip of the beer that simmsy buys me yoss,

see you in the finals?

Um if you beat veeman I have you next yeah, so semi final? I might actually win a hole this time round!

Johnny Canuck
29th April 2011, 09:31 PM
veeman, she-man.

simmsy
29th April 2011, 09:34 PM
JC - 9064 group buy?? they have 3 available at good price, just finding out which shaft, yellow or red

yoss i want a hit of yours tomorrow, Mega won't let me hit his.

Golfnut
29th April 2011, 09:38 PM
yoss i want a hit of yours tomorrow, Mega won't let me hit his.

His public liability insurance won't cover old men with dodgy backs.............cr@p, that counts me out too then.

MegaWatty
29th April 2011, 09:39 PM
Who said Simmsy?

I reckon you could get those drivers for $140-$159 if you ask the question.

bergsey
29th April 2011, 09:43 PM
18.1 yoss, well done mate. I can't believe you tried on the last couple of holes.

nah he didnt mate, the anchor was well and truely deployed once the match was over. had a 7 on the last

Johnny Canuck
29th April 2011, 09:43 PM
i want a 10.5.

simmsy
29th April 2011, 11:41 PM
i think you probably do too JC - you didn't hit my F11 overly high the other day and it launches higher than the 9064.

you can have a hit of the F11 vs the 9064 tomo if you want.

TourFit
29th April 2011, 11:55 PM
JC - 9064 group buy?? they have 3 available at good price, just finding out which shaft, yellow or red

yoss i want a hit of yours tomorrow, Mega won't let me throw his.


Fixed.

MegaWatty
30th April 2011, 12:08 AM
Hey fit! You made it!