Round 1: TourFit vs MegaWatty - Secret Harbour - 30/04

[MegaWatty]

All the best 'fit.

[Yossarian]

Go Fit!

[MegaWatty]

Looks like it'll be good weather for ducks!

[Yossarian]

Zing!

[Cosmopolite]

Looks like it'll be good weather for ducks!

what?

[MegaWatty]

The long range rain forecast is a 75%+ chance of rain.

[Cosmopolite]

The long range rain forecast is a 75%+ chance of rain.

I hope not - and given the fact we are in a drought it isnt likely

[rubin]

Looks like it'll be good weather for ducks!

:smt038

[adlo]

Looks like it'll be good weather for ducks!

Excellent work.

This is tough one, 'Fit knows SH very well. MW a very solid matchplay-er. 'Fit has been putting well, MW I'm not so sure.

The added bonus of Hocko and I providing comedy value, who knows?

I'm tipping a finish that will be appealing against the light.

MW home 3&2, knocking it tight on 16.

[MegaWatty]

I got a tad confused thinking 32 putts was bad when I normally have 28 to 30. I looked at my stats and noticed I'm hitting twice as many greens.

Hence why the Ping's back.

[MegaWatty]

Oh, me on 6 and fit on 9?

I can come in again this Thursday but can't go out.

[rubin]

Fit with a par on the 18th. His game has been right on the button lately.

[adlo]

32 putts around SH 1st time out is tidy.

Tourfit is not known for long stretches of form. Look for an injury to flare up on the back 9 and MW to stick the dagger in. I will stick with my prediction.

[MegaWatty]

I just wanted to try a RIFE. And a mallet.

Now it's Rubin's turn.

[simmsy]

look for an injury from 'fit if Mega gets a two hole buffer anywhere on the front 9.

if 'fit is in with a sniff with 3 holes to go and gets a couple of shots, 'fit will win.

if 'fit has a two hole buffer with 5 to go but no shots, Mega will bring home the bacon.

i think Mega will do it in style - 6&4

[MegaWatty]

Anyone got a SH scorecard with the match index?

With 3 shots, surely fit wouldn't get a couple of shots in the last few Simmsy.

[MegaWatty]

http://www.secretharbourgolflinks.com.au/files/secret_harbour_golf_links_scorecard.pdf

There is no match index!

Do we go to the 'generic' match index that is floating around?

[MegaWatty]

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8586/scanneddocumentq.jpg

I'm happy with this courtesy of Blakey.

[adlo]

We played based on stroke index when we had match there last year. To be decided upon between 'Fit and MW!

[MegaWatty]

I'm happy with the even distribution, which will probably benefit fit as he'll more than likely get to use all 3 shots and they are on some pretty easy holes. Either or.

[Golfnut]

look for an injury from 'fit if Mega gets a two hole buffer anywhere on the front 9.

if 'fit is in with a sniff with 3 holes to go and gets a couple of shots, 'fit will win.

if 'fit has a two hole buffer with 5 to go but no shots, Mega will bring home the bacon.

i think Mega will do it in style - 6&4

Look for the choke if 'Fit has a 4 hole buffer anywhere on the back 9. :lol:

Seriously, those 3 shots will be like gold in this match and I think it will go right down to the wire....possibly a playoff hole.

[MegaWatty]

It'll be too dark for a playoff hole!

[Golfnut]

It'll be too dark for a playoff hole!

Bring your torches......or a putt off then.

[adlo]

I think a "Walk Off" might be in order!

[Golfnut]

I think a "Waddle Off" might be in order!

Fixed

[TourFit]

I think Mega will win...

THAT IS ALL!!!

(But I do know Secret Harbour well. And for some reason I also like the rain!)

I still think Mega will win...

[MegaWatty]

Trying to claim underdog status eh?

[simmsy]

Yoss, given the lack of light and possible rain - cart?

[MegaWatty]

This is the matchplay thread. Piss off.

[Pieface]

TF feeling the pressure? settle down mate Mega has to give you a few shots just make him pay on those ones and you will be laughing. Everyone expects the higher h'cap to chop it and lose ;) :p

[Johnny Canuck]

some quality stuff in here between the injury, duck and waddle comments.

i say use the stroke index, it is what we have always done.

if you use the other one, the first shot is given on a short par 3.

mega 5 and 4.

or by injury.

or retiring due to headache.

[Pieface]

That's a bit harsh! TF has been playing some good golf I reckon Mega 2 up at the 18th. TF will have a laundry list detailing the causes for the loss though!!!

[Yossarian]

Yoss, given the lack of light and possible rain - cart?

roger that. Go mega!

[Veefore]

Go TourMegaFitWatty!

[Pieface]

When is Nuffie gonna update his trip to the Vines

[MegaWatty]

:)

[Johnny Canuck]

Loved Aldo's comment about it appearing in all WA threads.

Does anyone know what handicap his pops plays off?

[rubin]

Loved Aldo's comment about it appearing in all WA threads.

Does anyone know what handicap his pops plays off?

He mentioned his old boy is off 16, but its an RSL handicap (whatever that means) and reckons it would be a 22 - 25.

Got a message frm the lettle fella last night as well, he was popping the big Q, and the mrs said yes.

[adlo]

Congrats Nuffie!!

Did you tell Rhiannon about your round at the Vines before, after or during the proposal?

[MegaWatty]

Congrats Nuffie!!

Did you tell Rhiannon about your round at the Vines before, after or during the proposal?

Or (D)?

[Yossarian]

Well done nuffster, amazed she got time to say yes. ;)

[adlo]

Or (D)?

Is that (d) all of the above? Brilliant.

[MegaWatty]

;)

[hocko]

Quote from Nuffie after winning the WA champs..."I really have nothing to say"
Go figure!

[hocko]

I'm backing Tourbogged as he knows the course quite well.

[idgolfguy]

Congrats to Nuffie, played golf with Duffie - his dad. Loves his golf almost as much as his son.

[Johnny Canuck]

Congrats nuffster. Be stronger than golfnut when it comes time to play some golf.

Where is Nuff? Hopefully not worn out from too much Smurf sex.

[hocko]

Congrats nuffster. Be stronger than golfnut when it comes time to play some golf.

Where is Nuff? Hopefully not worn out from too much Smurf sex.
Very funny....small blue people having sex.

[Golfnut]

Congrats nuffster. Be stronger than golfnut when it comes time to play some golf.

Where is Nuff? Hopefully not worn out from too much Smurf sex.

Congrats? Commiserations more like it ;) Nah, good one Nuff.

Funnily enough Canuck , I've played 117 holes of golf over the last 2 weeks, admittedly a few un-sanctioned rounds in there though.

[adlo]

New Camo tarpaulin for the truck?

[Golfnut]

Thankfully she's not on the look oot.

[Johnny Canuck]

Nut, if your wife ever finds this forum, you'll never golf again.

[Golfnut]

The golfer formally known as Golfnut.

[TourFit]

Princess...?


BTW...my recent form is OK.

7 out of last 8 comp rounds flagged. H'cap dropped from 10.6 to 8.9 in that same period. Played to 8, 8, 11, 12, 8, 11, 9, and a 12 (which was at KB). Also had 36pts at MCC which wasn't a comp round.

I still think Mega will win.

[Pieface]

Very disappointing to hear you talk this way TF. Get some fire in your belly and take it up to Mega!

[MegaWatty]

YEAH. I only had 27 points today. You're all over me, underdog.

[Pieface]

What did you shoot on the back Mega?

[MegaWatty]

Boom tish. Cover your drinks on Saturday wise guy!

[TourFit]

Not long now. Seeing as we're taking carts, I'm now gonna call MW...

PALE RIDER!

I'd love to say you're goin' down, but with simmsy and Yoss having a pissfest in their cart, there will be more than enough of that.

I don't have the strength to pull the wings off a fly at the moment, and as far as the result is concerned... I DON'T SEEM TO CARE MUCH EITHER.

Oh well, maybe the Stella will be an unexpected tonic (gotta be good for something, right?) and I'll have a spring in my step like Nuffie at Cottesloe!


AND I DON'T LIKE DONKEY KONG!

[MegaWatty]

Funny thing is I probably have more colour than you! Please don't wear shorts. I only have G30 lenses in my glasses.

[MegaWatty]

Decide fit. Stroke index, as per the others played there that I didn't know about or the spread system?

[Courty]

Please don't wear shorts.

:shock:

[MegaWatty]

Devo.

[TourFit]

That Balanced Distribution Index sucks...

Giving a shot at a Par 3 and a short Par 5...STOOPID! Any MatchPlay Index would have the 3's and short Par 5's as very high numbers.

If we use stroke index...then I get shots at 4, 15 & 18. Some might say that favours me because I get 2 shots in the last 4 holes...others may say it favours you 'cos we're effectively playing off scratch for 15 holes, whereby it might be over by then!!!

I'm more comfortable with that than the other STOOPID index.

Or we could just find out if the ProShop have a MatchPlay Index that they use...I'll speak to Roland/Mitch tmz and find out.

[MegaWatty]

I am disappoint that TourFit took advantage of me whilst I was hitting it so shit!

[Golfnut]

Meaning?

[adlo]

Fit, 4 & 2.

The match was not pretty.

[Golfnut]

Mega chop.

[MegaWatty]

Mega Kettle.

[Pencil]

I can't believe your courses have both match and strokeplay indexes. Thats awesome. I always get thrashed giving shots on par 3 and 5s.

[Johnny Canuck]

Mega Kettle.

nice!

[Yossarian]

Unrucky mega, nice pants fit.

[adlo]

IT was probably the pants that won it for him in the end.

Mega kettle. Awesome.

[TourFit]

I am disappoint that TourFit took advantage of me whilst I was hitting it so shit!

Well there was quite a lot of shit going on...just happens I hit slightly less shit at the right times.

And would I have been so disappoint if you took advantage of me being sick(ish)

[Shadesy]

What chest size were those pants fit?