Johny Vegas, kitchen sink this should be fun

[aimnhit]

Having a hit today with these boys. They way I'm hitting it could be anything...

[MegaWatty]

This is gonna be fun working out who you are...

Have a go of the Nunchuk!

[aimnhit]

What's the nunchuck

[MegaWatty]

Vegas' fandangle shaft.

So..who are you or how have you managed this?

Oh yeah. Pics or it didn't happen! ;)

[aimnhit]

That was just the pairing I was giving yesterday

[MegaWatty]

Pro Am yeh?

How'd you get a start?

[aimnhit]

No pro am just the 3 of us

[MegaWatty]

Hmmmmm. Intrigued.

You shot 32 points with a 75 this week. So a low 'capper of sorts. You're from Queensland but you're obviously in the US. You've had exposure to both tours but weren't quite sure about how the PGA tour measure their driving stats.

Yeah, I've been watching you.

Don't forget the pics.

[aimnhit]

Those pics maybe hard

[Johnny Canuck]

Not on a mobile device that most likely has a camera.

[aimnhit]

I will see if I can get them together on the first for a group photo haha

[markTHEblake]

Bit of a surprise to find Johnny Vegas playing at Tewantin Noosa

[aimnhit]

That would be

[mike]

Hmmmmm. Intrigued.

You shot 32 points with a 75 this week. So a low 'capper of sorts. You're from Queensland but you're obviously in the US. You've had exposure to both tours but weren't quite sure about how the PGA tour measure their driving stats.
Megawatty, I think you'll find that it was Professor Plum in the library and he used the candlestick.

[razaar]

At least spell his name correctly.

[MegaWatty]

Do they play Stabs in the US? I thought it was quite uncommon.

[aimnhit]

No they have no idea what that game is I don't think

[MegaWatty]

Hmmm. So you're playing with these guys tomorrow and you're still in Aus? I'll bite.

[aimnhit]

Hmmm. So you're playing with these guys tomorrow and you're still in Aus? I'll bite.

Haha no need to bite.. Im in the states and I play with them today

[mike]

Keep going mega ...

[MegaWatty]

I can't. I give up.

[aimnhit]

There are a few guys that dont like me and wanna punch me in head according to some old threads.., haha oh well I guess I deserve it sometimes

[MegaWatty]

E.P.?

[razaar]

Geez Mega....Jhonattan Vegas is Struggling in Texas as well.:)

[simmsy]

There are a few guys that dont like me and wanna punch me in head according to some old threads.., haha oh well I guess I deserve it sometimes

is that you Zig?

[MegaWatty]

Nice Simmsy.

[razaar]

Could be dwayne.

[MegaWatty]

Oh god.

[rubin]

Steve Bowditch is the Ausse guy playing with Vegas today.

[MegaWatty]

Oh yeah. And S Cink. That wasn't real hard!

[MegaWatty]

And he shot a 75 yesterday.

I was thinking of tomorrow as Monday! Derrr.

About time we has a ****en Pro come on here rather than Iseek.

Welcome.

[aimnhit]

Cheers mate...

[MegaWatty]

So ahhhh. How's things?

[aimnhit]

All good over here mate. My golf is terrible at the moment. How about you mega?? What track you play at in Aust

[rubin]

There are a few guys that dont like me and wanna punch me in head according to some old threads.., haha oh well I guess I deserve it sometimes

dont take it personally.... depends on who it comes from, but its probably cause they've been smacked in the head before anyway.

[aimnhit]

dont take it personally.... depends on who it comes from, but its probably cause they've been smacked in the head before anyway.

No big deal at all. Just they way it goes sometimes.. I guess you never know they might just get their wish one day..

[MegaWatty]

All good over here mate. My golf is terrible at the moment. How about you mega?? What track you play at in Aust

All good here. I play at Perth's premier golf course. Hartfield Country Club. :)

Hang around. Join in. Have a chat to Vegas about his Nunchuk and tell us some stories alon the way.

Are you playing The Heritage next week?

[aimnhit]

I will do that mega... I mighten see much of him though as he will be about 30 in front all day..
I'm gonna have a wack around habour town next. From what I hear it's one of the best all year

[markTHEblake]

I always wondered what happens when a public figure is bad mouthed online and they just happen to turn up or respond. could be quite funny to see the look on ones faces.

[MegaWatty]

Similar to when Clayts jumped on to iseek and answered his knockers!

[MegaWatty]

You're ranked as number 8 in driving distance and JV is 30 ahead of you?

[Dcanto]

All the club Ho's on here might be feeling a bit conflicted at the moment. They realise that you will probably never ever buy anything they are selling, but I bet the thought has crossed their minds about the possibility of ending up with some of your tools (if that is the done thing with your old equipment).

Anyway, welcome and hope you have fun.

[markTHEblake]

Similar to when Clayts jumped on to iseek and answered his knockers!
Something like ''oh i am sorry I wouldnt have said it if I knew you were going to read it''

[MegaWatty]

Yup. And "we were only joking". <insert nervous laugh>

[LarryLong]

Who is Steve Bowditch? :D

[markTHEblake]

If Glen Mcgrath drops in,then I'm sure he is a nice bloke off the field.

[aimnhit]

You're ranked as number 8 in driving distance and JV is 30 ahead of you?

Well he can carry it probably 15 over me watty. I wouldn't read to much into those stats. There is no way I'm in the top 10 I don't think

[mike]

wtf? Steve Bowditch? Seriously?

[Johnny Canuck]

Welcome!

[aimnhit]

Similar to when Clayts jumped on to iseek and answered his knockers!

What was the the result for clayts and his fans??

[MegaWatty]

Maybe you're just long on those TWO holes and the others are long on the other 12 that they aren't measured on. ;)

Ninth hole yesterday. Vegas 329. Bowditch 328. 30? Turn it up!

[aimnhit]

Who is Steve Bowditch? :D

Struggling pro trying to win a bit of silverware every now and then

[MegaWatty]

What was the the result for clayts and his fans??

He held them to account and they ran whilst everyone else laughed.

I hope Justin Hodges or the entire South Sydney turn don't join! :)

[aimnhit]

Maybe you're just long on those TWO holes and the others are long on the other 12 that they aren't measured on. ;)

Ninth hole yesterday. Vegas 329. Bowditch 328. 30? Turn it up!
Wind must have changed by then.. He probably healed it!

[mike]

I had money on you to win some tourny in NZ a few years back. O'Malley beat you in the playoff.

You owe me 20 bucks.

Oh and welcome.

[Dcanto]

He held them to account and they ran whilst everyone else laughed.

I hope Justin Hodges or the entire South Sydney turn don't join! :)

Or Todd Carney and a few of his Rooster cohorts.

[MegaWatty]

Nah. They're thugs through and through.

[LarryLong]

Struggling pro trying to win a bit of silverware every now and then

Here I was thinking you were all in it for the cash. :)

Good luck out there today.

[Tongueboy]

prove it

[Marto65]

Geez .. now I'm gonna have to put him in my fantasy team.

[Courty]

aimnhit, if you ever end up in a Pro Am with Zig's brother, run away.

[Iain]

aimnhit, if you ever end up in a Pro Am with Zig's brother, run away.

:lol:

[aimnhit]

Geez .. now I'm gonna have to put him in my fantasy team.

Surely your smarter then that mate..

[Ned]

You play any Intrastate District Team events in 1996 ?

[timah!]

Were you googling yourself? :mrgreen:

Welcome!

[aimnhit]

You play any Intrastate District Team events in 1996 ?

That would make me 13 then. Can't really remember. I think I my first was in rocky

[Ned]

That would make me 13 then. Can't really remember. I think I my first was in rocky

That would have been the Qld Inter Association at Rocky yes, I remember this Rory McIlroy look alike sitting up the back of the Dash8 Qantaslink ashcan who had come across from Mt Isa!

[aimnhit]

That would have been the Qld Inter Association at Rocky yes, I remember this Rory McIlroy look alike sitting up the back of the Dash8 Qantaslink ashcan who had come across from Mt Isa!

Haha did you play

[Ned]

Haha did you play

Tried to!

[AlexMc]

Awesome intro to ozgolf. Love it!

Welcome mate.

[markTHEblake]

nK. So you lied about your age then.

aimnhit did you speak to Vegas about the driver shaft he was using? . It is the Nunchuk as designed be Gerry Hogan.

[aimnhit]

nK. So you lied about your age then.

aimnhit did you speak to Vegas about the driver shaft he was using? . It is the Nunchuk as designed be Gerry Hogan.

I did mate. He said that he likes it alot as the dispersion is better then his old one. He said it's really heavy at 105grams and has lost a bit of distance but loves it cause he can work it both ways really easy.

[Ned]

nK. So you lied about your age then.

What ?

[Lucasto23]

Steven ****en bodwitch welcome and good luck next week

[MegaWatty]

I did mate. He said that he likes it alot as the dispersion is better then his old one. He said it's really heavy at 105grams and has lost a bit of distance but loves it cause he can work it both ways really easy.

Awesome work mate. Thanks for asking him.

You can be our resident Tour reporter like Elk is with Secret In The Dirt.

You're next challenge is to get more Pros on here. :) And most of us like Bubba so get him to say g'day sometime. ;)

[Yossarian]

Tell Kevin Na.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

[aimnhit]

See what I can do mega. Sorry about the no pics today

[Lucasto23]

Steve, are your cg1,s the forged tour issue ones or the normal retail version?

[aimnhit]

Steve, are your cg1,s the forged tour issue ones or the normal retail version?

I have the cg 6s the cavity back with a black insert. About 5 year old this model

[Lucasto23]

my mistake, nice sticks regardless. i take it Cleveland have looked after you as you have been with them for ages now?

[aimnhit]

my mistake, nice sticks regardless. i take it Cleveland have looked after you as you have been with them for ages now?
Yeah they have been great to me. Been using the irons for about 12 years now

[Lucasto23]

well i hope you get some great form ASAP as it was awesome seeing you get you PGA Card back and i wanna see you win big mate

[aimnhit]

Cheers mate do my best. Hope your hitting good too

[Lucasto23]

thanks mate, getting there for a chopper. Do you have many starts this year with your status on tour?

[aimnhit]

thanks mate, getting there for a chopper. Do you have many starts this year with your status on tour?

Yeah I should get enough to keep me busy. The field is small next week and I'm gonna get in that one which means I should be good for most of them I hope

[Lucasto23]

sweet, well i'm gonna keep an eye on you this season and hope you make that magic 125 a cake walk. good luck next week and let us know when your on so we can all have a punt on you ;)

[dc68]

Welcome Bowdo!!

[Dotty]

You're next challenge is to get more Pros on here. :)
Probably best that you don't approach RA. He may not like what he reads here.

Welcome aboard SB.

[TheTrueReview]

Welcome Bowdo!!

Yep, welcome aimnhit. :smt038

[TourFit]

Steve, are your cg1,s the forged tour issue ones or the normal retail version?

Where...


I have the cg 6s the cavity back with a black insert. About 5 year old this model

Is...


Yeah they have been great to me. Been using the irons for about 12 years now

Nuffie?

Nuffie...NUFFIE! Get in here quick you Cleveland ho.



Steve Bowditch...welcome aboard. All the best for your season on Tour. Hope you hit it well, mate.

You could become our ho beacon, our shining light. You get the shit we dream of... FOR FREE!!!! :mrgreen: Although hopefully we won't turn you into such a ho to the point where all the possible experimentation screws up your game (like it does to most of ours ;))

[rubin]

Where...



Is...



Nuffie?

Nuffie...NUFFIE! Get in here quick you Cleveland ho.



Steve Bowditch...welcome aboard. All the best for your season on Tour. Hope you hit it well, mate.

You could become our ho beacon, our shining light. You get the shit we dream of... FOR FREE!!!! :mrgreen: Although hopefully we won't turn you into such a ho to the point where all the possible experimentation screws up your game (like it does to most of ours ;))

Nuffie wont be allowed. The new wifey won't let him. He already had the boys choppped off for going on the weekend!

[TourFit]

"But honey, he's a Cleveland player...just like me"

[razaar]

classic thread :smt023

[MegaWatty]

I'm still skeptical. No offence ANH. Just the stupid Internet and the chance it could be SMS doing it. ;)

[Ned]

I'm still skeptical. No offence ANH. Just the stupid Internet and the chance it could be SMS doing it. ;)

MW, see my posts!

[TourFit]

Or it REALLY is Zig...or dwayne!


Even worse, he plays Cleveland...and Nuffie's been on some strange disco biscuits lately, and he's recently won...it couldn't be, could it? He's not 'aving a larf, is he? It wouldn't surprise me that Nuff thinks he's now ready for the Tour!!!

[markTHEblake]

What ?

Good point... obviously was not a junior event. smart alec remark withdrawn to be used again another day.

[MegaWatty]

I'm still skeptical. No offence ANH. Just the stupid Internet and the chance it could be SMS doing it. ;)

OK. I think I'm a believer......Again. Thanks NK. ;)

[markTHEblake]

SMS is not smart enough. He is just a parking cop after all.

[razaar]

I doubt that it is dwayne, although he has moved to Melbourne working with Titleist's tour unit. Pretty certain the posts are legit Bowdo.

[MegaWatty]

Yup. I'm 100 poo cent sold.

[Ned]

Yup. I'm 100 poo cent sold.

Has Nudgee snuck into this thread

[Peter]

5 year old irons, and using the same brand for 12 years? We don't need your kind around here...

Just kidding, welcome aimnhit. Good luck in the States.

[Ned]

5 year old irons, and using the same brand for 12 years? We don't need your kind around here...

Just kidding, welcome aimnhit. Good luck in the States.

Maybe some time with perci will cure that problem!

[timah!]

I can't believe that no one has started selling how awesome our Champs is!

[rubin]

I can't believe that no one has started selling how awesome our Champs is!

well i dont know about anyone else, but the WA boys go off for an OZGOLF day.

By the way, if your free aimnhit, we have our summer cup on the 30th, and we need someone to knock off Nuffie

[MegaWatty]

In Autumn. ;)

[Eag's]

I can't believe that no one has started selling how awesome our Champs is!

Ferrins & AP are already onto it mate ;)
http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/23186-Sunny-coast-boy

[aimnhit]

Yup. I'm 100 poo cent sold.

Thanks mega im glad someone believes in me haha :)

[MegaWatty]

So. Where do we go from here? I guess it's up to you to string all us average golfers along. :)

[aimnhit]

What do you mean watty??? Hilton head is this week is that what you mean mate??

[MegaWatty]

I guess none of us want to be asking many questions and annoy the shit out of you and ten you don't hang around. So I'm thinking you lead us and we'll ask q's along the way. ;)

Thanks again for popping in.

PS. When do we get to ask the juicy questions about The Cat, Lefty and Na? :)

[Lucasto23]

Mega is just messing with you and trying to make sure your legit :) ignore him as he is a WAnker (WA member)

[markTHEblake]

we annoy the shit out of megawatty and all the other cronies from west of the dividing range, and they wont go away either.

[MegaWatty]

We know it's Internet love Blakey.

Or is it?

Xoxoxo.

[Ned]

Thanks mega im glad someone believes in me haha :)

Commission!

[MegaWatty]

AP helped as well. He was very secret squirrel about it. ;)

[simmsy]

Mega is just messing with you and trying to make sure your legit :) ignore him as he is a WAnker (WA member)

Don't you throw him in with us! he's one of yours. He's just over here on a temporary work visa taking all our money before he p!sses off back to canberra.

[MegaWatty]

Mega is just messing with you and trying to make sure your legit :) ignore him as he is a WAnker (WA member)

I know he's 100% legit. Trust me. And NK. And AP. ;)

[MegaWatty]

Don't you throw him in with us! he's one of yours. He's just over here on a temporary work visa taking all our money before he p!sses off back to canberra.

I'm from Sydney you WAnker.

[simmsy]

is there a difference?

[MegaWatty]

Nope. Wanker or WAnker. Either way. You're a WAnker.

[Eldrick]

Don't you throw him in with us! he's one of yours. He's just over here on a temporary work visa taking all our money before he p!sses off back to canberra.


I'm from Sydney you WAnker.


Piss off, he's yours now

[TourFit]

I know he's 100% legit. And NK. And AP. ;)

NK & AP are legit...?

WTF? :smt017

[simmsy]

maybe he can move to Port Augusta.

[MegaWatty]

Thread jacked. Now we all look like Drongo's.

[bergsey]

Thread jacked. Now we all look like Drongo's.

said like a true new south welshman !

[Dotty]

Knock it off. You are making us look like colonials, in front of our new American friend.

:)

[aimnhit]

Go the blues!!

[MegaWatty]

Oh yeah!

PS. Dragons dumped the Bunnies. :)

[aimnhit]

Oh yeah!

PS. Dragons dumped the Bunnies. :)

I saw that and my knights snuck through too

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

Rumour has it Bowdo, if you have another week off you'll have to throw another engagement party....

oh and SB, has the Charity day gotten any legs yet?
do you know nay more details?
or is that a secret still?
;)

[Captain Nemo]

is that you Zig?
:smt044