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mike
17th April 2011, 01:15 PM
David vs Goliath
Short vs tall
Smart vs not so smart
Tradie vs tradie
Ping vs Cameron/Lajosi/Odyssey
Mizuno vs every club brand ever made
Mechanic vs glazier (pfft. anybody can fit glass. Just whack the pane into the frame and slap a bit of putty or silicon in there, depending of course on whether the frame is timber or aluminium. Mechanicing is tough. Try calibrating a suction clacker on a Mazda CX7)

mike
17th April 2011, 01:16 PM
Where was I?

mike
17th April 2011, 01:18 PM
Oh ok. Sorry about that.

mike vs haysey. 7.56 am @ Half Moon Bay, Wednesday 20th April.

1. mike
2. Tim
3. Tom
4.


Need a 4th. C'mon Rowey, you can come and cheer for haysey.

haysey
17th April 2011, 01:50 PM
Golf will not be the winner here.

mike
17th April 2011, 01:54 PM
Let's play blindfolded.

haysey
17th April 2011, 02:01 PM
I like it. I play like I'm blindfolded anyway.

mike
17th April 2011, 02:04 PM
I noticed.

haysey
17th April 2011, 02:05 PM
I'm a hack.

mike
17th April 2011, 02:10 PM
Pfft. You ain't seen me hit a ball lately. Start of December I'm off 10. Now I can't break 90.

mike
17th April 2011, 02:11 PM
Does an 8 beat a 9 in matchplay?

haysey
17th April 2011, 02:11 PM
Pre match face off...


11379

haysey
17th April 2011, 02:12 PM
Does an 8 beat a 9 in matchplay?


Depends if I'm getting shots or not.

mike
17th April 2011, 02:19 PM
http://blog.rogermontgomery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Will-the-MQR-A1-portfolio-by-Roger-Montgomery-beat-Goldman-Sachs.jpg

Outcast
17th April 2011, 02:33 PM
You forgot Dumb Vs Dumber!!

I might be available Wed morn for a round at Half Moon pitch n putt

Sent from the edge of insanity by an evil simpleton!

Jarro
17th April 2011, 02:47 PM
Go the little fella !!

Tomson
17th April 2011, 02:58 PM
Go me

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:00 PM
This is more like it.:D

BrettM
17th April 2011, 03:02 PM
Go Tomson!

MegaWatty
17th April 2011, 03:02 PM
Go Dragons!

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:06 PM
http://www.ozgolf.net/data:image/jpg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQSERUUExMVFRQhttp://Buggar, I will get it in a minute.

haysey
17th April 2011, 03:10 PM
Go Mike!



Edit: and Tomson!

razaar
17th April 2011, 03:12 PM
Will there be an exchange of Easter eggs?

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:16 PM
.

haysey
17th April 2011, 03:21 PM
http://www.ozgolf.net/data:image/jpg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQSERUUExMVFRQhttp://Buggar, I will get it in a minute.


.


What are you doing Julie. An epic Mike sledge I hope.



Will there be an exchange of Easter eggs?


I don't know about eggs. But I plan to give Mike a gift.

Tomson
17th April 2011, 03:21 PM
Will there be an exchange of hugs?

haysey
17th April 2011, 03:31 PM
There may well be. Especially now that Solarbitch has decided to play.

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:32 PM
Trying to post a picture.:oops::oops::oops::oops:

I am just too old for these computers, I can't do it.:oops::oops:

I suppose you and Mike are not meant to be Brad Pitt & George Clooney.:lol::oops::oops:

haysey
17th April 2011, 03:37 PM
Get your daughter to do it....

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:38 PM
She is away camping.:cry:

haysey
17th April 2011, 03:42 PM
Fair enough. I'm thinking about going camping on wednesday.

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:45 PM
Fair enough:D

Today Mike was telling me how bad he was playing (yeah sure:roll:), but he still has the prettiest swing ever.8)

mike
17th April 2011, 03:48 PM
wtf?

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:49 PM
You know you have Mike, don't be shy.:D

mike
17th April 2011, 03:51 PM
What pic are you trying to post Jules?

This?

http://jaybot7.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bigcompany.jpg

this?

http://splodinpandas.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/big-fish-small-pond.jpg?w=300&h=221

Julie
17th April 2011, 03:53 PM
Haha no, I was really trying to post Brad & George.:lol::lol::lol:

mike
17th April 2011, 03:55 PM
I suppose you and Mike are not meant to be Brad Pitt & George Clooney.:lol::oops::oops:
Come to think of it I can see a resemblance. You agree haysey?

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/02/george_clooney_going_to_be_godfather_to_brad_pitt_ and_angelina_jolies_twins/George%20Clooney%20is%20going%20to%20be%20godfathe r%20to%20Brad%20Pitt%20and%20Angelina%20Jolie.jpg

haysey
17th April 2011, 04:02 PM
What the hell. I don't remember that photo being taken.

Julie
17th April 2011, 04:04 PM
Wow Mike, not only have you a beautiful golf swing & it is hard to tell you & Haysey apart from Brad & George, .........you can post photos as well!:lol::lol::lol:

Tomson
17th April 2011, 04:40 PM
Come to think of it I can see a resemblance. You agree haysey?

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/02/george_clooney_going_to_be_godfather_to_brad_pitt_ and_angelina_jolies_twins/George%20Clooney%20is%20going%20to%20be%20godfathe r%20to%20Brad%20Pitt%20and%20Angelina%20Jolie.jpg


What the hell. I don't remember that photo being taken.

I think I just threw up in my mouth ;)

Go Golf

Courty
17th April 2011, 07:50 PM
Go the draw. :roll:

haysey
17th April 2011, 07:54 PM
There is no chance of a draw.

Dcanto
17th April 2011, 09:06 PM
Haha no, I was really trying to post Brad & George.:lol::lol::lol:

You need your eyes tested urgently. :shock:

mike
17th April 2011, 10:11 PM
There may well be. Especially now that Solarbitch has decided to play.So who's in?
Julie, you still keen? Outcast? Sheldon, you don't work do ya? Rowey? Cookie, ask the boss for the day off.
Dave is a nine to fiver. Courty works for the council. They don't get days off. ;)

Julie
18th April 2011, 05:25 AM
You need your eyes tested urgently. :shock:

All the NQ ozgolfer's look like movie stars to me!8);)

Dcanto
18th April 2011, 07:33 AM
All the NQ ozgolfer's look like movie stars to me!8);)

In that case - I'll claim to be the FNQ Vin Diesel lookalike. :lol:

Especially if you reckon haysey and mike can get away with looking like George Clooney & Brad Pitt. :roll:

Courty
18th April 2011, 08:21 AM
I think this is a more accurate representation.

http://Www.gigantism.com/robert_wadlow.jpg

Tomson
18th April 2011, 08:36 AM
bloody council workers not doing work ;)

Courty
18th April 2011, 01:20 PM
1. mike
2. Tim
3. Tom
4. Courty

Dcanto
18th April 2011, 01:30 PM
The modern day version of the Marx brothers.

haysey
18th April 2011, 02:12 PM
Especially now that Solarbitch has decided to play.


1. mike
2. Tim
3. Tom
4. Courty


FFS. What, am I talking to myself here?

3oneday
18th April 2011, 02:15 PM
wankers

mike
18th April 2011, 02:15 PM
Uh oh. Do I need to book another group?

solarman
18th April 2011, 02:34 PM
If I play, I will ensure that nothing bigger than a 7 iron is in the bag and even then I can't keep that straight enough out there.

Sheldon77
18th April 2011, 02:39 PM
No good for me on a Wednesday, I start at 5am. (Work that is). Also, Tomson, have changed my mind about Mareeba for our matchplay. Am now thinking Cairns or HMB? Over to you.

Courty
18th April 2011, 05:44 PM
FFS. What, am I talking to myself here?

Proper forum etiquette is to copy the list in & add participants (self or otherwise). Some people are slow learners. :roll:


Uh oh. Do I need to book another group?

Might be a good idea, Mike. Although if we end up with a 5, I might back out & play at Cairns in the arve.

Outcast
19th April 2011, 02:35 PM
So who's in?
Julie, you still keen? Outcast? Sheldon, you don't work do ya? Rowey? Cookie, ask the boss for the day off.
Dave is a nine to fiver. Courty works for the council. They don't get days off. ;)

Sadly, when I informed SWMBO from my room in Darwin that I was planning to play the day after I returned and before we flew to Perth that evening there was a distinct silence over the phone followed by a somewhat icy feeling in the handset...

I am advised that I WILL NOT be playing golf on Wed morning as apparently I am required for something to do with packing & getting dogs to Kennels and shite whilst she has her hair done..... It was a similar tone to when I enquired about setting up a 5th round of golf over in WA whilst we are away... Apparently it is NOT a golfing holiday... I don't recall getting that memo...

Sorry guys, thumb print on forehead just got noticeable larger, deeper and redder...

mike
19th April 2011, 03:26 PM
soft.

mike
19th April 2011, 03:30 PM
Looks like being 5. Now what?

haysey
19th April 2011, 03:57 PM
Bob's decided not to play.

Outcast
19th April 2011, 07:36 PM
soft.

Yeah, I know but, I have to live with her and holiday with her and since I have been away for the last 8 weeks I figure if I wanna little 'play' I better do as she says...

BrettM
19th April 2011, 07:44 PM
Bob's decided not to play.

Could he not fit enough balls in his bag?

haysey
19th April 2011, 07:51 PM
Could he not fit enough balls in his bag?

He couldn't get his balls out of his wifes bag.

BrettM
19th April 2011, 07:54 PM
He couldn't get his balls out of his wifes bag.

Or hand?

haysey
19th April 2011, 07:57 PM
(pfft. anybody can fit glass. Just whack the pane into the frame and slap a bit of putty or silicon in there, depending of course on whether the frame is timber or aluminium. Mechanicing is tough. Try calibrating a suction clacker on a Mazda CX7)


Pffft. I'll see your suction clacker thingy and raise you with. Try substantiating an Rw rating of 42 on a piece of glass we've installed in Biboohra (of all places)

Courty
20th April 2011, 01:56 PM
Meh.

haysey
20th April 2011, 02:36 PM
Meh.



What he said....Well done Mike. Way to good for me:mrgreen:

mike
20th April 2011, 04:40 PM
Thanks boys.
Sorry haysey.

haysey
20th April 2011, 04:47 PM
No apologies Mike. You played great, especially the front 9. I'm happy to have played you back into some form:razz:

mike
20th April 2011, 04:50 PM
Yeah thanks. That front 9 was how I feel I can play. The back 9 at HMB always gives me grief.

Geez HMB don't muck around updating golflink. Up already.

mike
20th April 2011, 04:51 PM
12 out of 63 players shot in the 40s.

How the frikkin hell did they do that on those greens?

haysey
20th April 2011, 05:03 PM
Yeah thanks. That front 9 was how I feel I can play. The back 9 at HMB always gives me grief.

Geez HMB don't muck around updating golflink. Up already.

You'll be back to 10 in no time. And I'll be in C-grade:mrgreen:


12 out of 63 players shot in the 40s.

How the frikkin hell did they do that on those greens?

I have no idea. Although they didn't seem to bother ozgolfs best putter much.

Courty
20th April 2011, 05:03 PM
Worst. Match. Ever.

haysey
20th April 2011, 05:08 PM
Worst. Match. Ever.


Back on the bench you.

Courty
20th April 2011, 05:24 PM
Back on the bench you.

That one doesn't work when you're also on the bench. :p

haysey
20th April 2011, 06:43 PM
That one doesn't work when you're also on the bench. :p


I'll be back. Bigger, better and playing off 18. Next year is my year.

Courty
20th April 2011, 07:15 PM
I'll be back. Bigger, better and playing off 18. Next year is my year.

*yawn* What? Did you say something?


:p

kev
20th April 2011, 10:23 PM
That one doesn't work when you're also on the bench. :p

So there's no more room left on the bench then...

haysey
21st April 2011, 01:25 AM
Are you saying courty's fat?

Courty
21st April 2011, 05:33 AM
Why were you up at 2:25? You really need some beauty sleep.

haysey
21st April 2011, 07:07 AM
Working. And your right. I need some sleep.

Courty
3rd July 2011, 12:44 PM
Added to POTY.