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Johnny Canuck
14th April 2011, 09:29 PM
Nut's in, he's out. Simmsy's in. No wait Nuts back in.

He's off 14, then 19, back to 15, wait, recount, 13.8. That was 2 days ago, he might be back out to 22.

Canuck off 4.

Like Donkey Kong.

MegaWatty
14th April 2011, 09:33 PM
Peoples champ?

rubin
14th April 2011, 09:35 PM
i'll leave my pick until your on the 17th, when Nuts Nutcap is stated as true and correct. without change or alteration.

Johnny Canuck
14th April 2011, 09:38 PM
The People's Champ has finally returned to Bunbury.

Yossarian
14th April 2011, 09:39 PM
Nut's in, he's out. Simmsy's in. No wait Nuts back in.

He's off 14, then 19, back to 15, wait, recount, 13.8. That was 2 days ago, he might be back out to 22.

Canuck off 4.

Like Donkey Kong.

Now back to me. Diamonds.

MegaWatty
14th April 2011, 09:43 PM
Dormie at 9?

Shadesy
14th April 2011, 09:59 PM
Reckon nut in an upset!

Canucks last matchplay effort was a loss I heard yesterday, although it was a teams event!! ;-)

TourFit
14th April 2011, 09:59 PM
No way...no dormie at 9. Don't underestimate The 'Nut.

"You put your left nut in,
You take your right nut out,
Put the right nut back in
And shake the handicap about.
Canucks go cwazy
Their heads spin around.
And that's what it's all about.
SI."

Ned
14th April 2011, 10:01 PM
Is this going to be a mirror of the Wood versus Mundine fight ?

MegaWatty
14th April 2011, 10:02 PM
Twas only a question. Nut took me to 17 last year at Collier off 23.

I'm not sure he can manage it unfortunately.

I'd like to wish both competitors the very best of luck for tomorrow. ;)

rubin
14th April 2011, 10:05 PM
What is Nut actually playing off? 14, 15, 19, 22, 36?

MegaWatty
14th April 2011, 10:07 PM
Where is 'nut? Gone into camp before the big game it seems.

rubin
14th April 2011, 10:09 PM
Where is 'nut? Gone into camp before the big game it seems.

cue....... 'Eye of the Golfnut (Tiger)'

MegaWatty
14th April 2011, 10:10 PM
I wonder if he has a bouncy ball to squeeze.

hocko
14th April 2011, 10:15 PM
I wanna be in this group and see the blow by blow action!....settle Yoss.

Nuffie
15th April 2011, 09:31 AM
No way...no dormie at 9. Don't underestimate The 'Nut.

"You put your left nut in,
You take your right nut out,
Put the right nut back in
And shake the handicap about.
Canucks go cwazy
Their heads spin around.
And that's what it's all about.
SI."

That is great Fit.

Let's hope the lowballer keeps it on the fairway and scrambles some pars. That is the only way I can see him putting the Canuck under a bit of pressure. Anything is possible nut, I'm cheering 4 ya.

But if it turns into a game of "where's-a ma golf-a ball" and golfnut finds the vege patch continually then I'm afraid the favorite could tame the Iowballing Italian Stallion.

Pieface
15th April 2011, 09:46 AM
I think JC will get through 4&2 but he will resort to sledging 'nut hard by the 12th to get there.

TourFit
15th April 2011, 10:09 AM
I think JC will get through 4&2 but he will resort to sledging 'nut hard by the 12th to get there.

I would have thought that was a given...it wouldn't be desperate measure. It's just his nature.

BLAME HOCKEY. BLAME CANADA.

Johnny Canuck
15th April 2011, 01:12 PM
5 up after 9.

Just halved 10 with pars.

Pieface
15th April 2011, 01:29 PM
Brutal stuff JC. Are you going to take his lunch money too?

Bruce Dickinson
15th April 2011, 01:32 PM
5 up after 9.

Just halved 10 with pars.

doesn't the nut get playing off 23 get a shot on the hole????

Pieface
15th April 2011, 01:59 PM
Nut 'cap is about 14-15 I think Bruce.

I have 22 under WAGL. Playing at a members track I would be 4-5 shots higher I reckon for the same performance level.

Shadesy
15th April 2011, 02:14 PM
Ouch!

TourFit
15th April 2011, 02:20 PM
Not even Yoss could come from behind THAT much...

Johnny Canuck
15th April 2011, 03:14 PM
6 and 5.

3 putted 11 and 12 to halve. Threw the putter and the ball. Thankfully Nuffie had a beer in his bag to calm me. The fact that it was a can of mid and warm was irrelevant. It did the job.

Skins are Nuff 7, JC 6, Luke 5. 2 holes remaining.

Pieface
15th April 2011, 03:36 PM
Hard luck GN. JC is a fierce competitor.

Good to see you channelling the OMS vibe out there JC :lol:

simmsy
15th April 2011, 03:46 PM
:lol::wink: cheeky bugga.

love ya passion canuck. good win mate - 'nut, where was the tour level short game mate?

MegaWatty
15th April 2011, 03:58 PM
How can you congratulate a bloke that robbed another bloke of 5 shots?

Pieface
15th April 2011, 04:03 PM
'nut has had plenty of time to at least get a WAGL. He needs to sort his shit out.

Playing in comp with your 'cap on the line is different to have a hit and keeping track of it.

PS JC is a bully though ;) :p

Johnny Canuck
15th April 2011, 04:12 PM
Factor in nut's alternate cap and it finishes 5 & 3.

Skins final:
Nuff & Jc 7
Yoss 5
Nut 1
Hocko

MegaWatty
15th April 2011, 06:24 PM
I was joking. Congrats 'nuck.

Ned
15th April 2011, 06:43 PM
Noice win Sgt!

Johnny Canuck
15th April 2011, 08:36 PM
Cheers boys. I know mega. Did it out of curiosity.

Mega skins game at Binningup in a 7 ball. Half handicaps.

Canuck starts bird, bird, neary, par, bird.

Final scoreboard: JC 10, Vic 1. GN and Hocko halved that last. Tiger spat it and said he was going home because no one would look for his ball, in the dark.

MegaWatty
15th April 2011, 08:38 PM
Did he leave?

Golfnut
15th April 2011, 09:56 PM
Hats off to JC for putting up with my poor excuse for a game today, it was rubbish.....wasted all the good ones on the range :roll:. I could've been off 25 and I think I would've still lost it, no excuses here.....believe it or not JC was the gentleman around the course although drinking that warm mid strength after 12 dropped him back a few notches in the ranks. :smt078

A round I would like to forget asap.......played much better at Binningup, thank God (had 5 pars, couple of singles and doubles) but JC just stepped it up a notch and pretty much took everybody's lunch money, he is on fire atm.

Thanks to JC, Yoss, Hocko and Nuff for the round and was good to catch up with ID at Binny.

As far as Bunbury rates......top 3 easily for me, greens were quite tough though, very quick.

Tiger's dummy spit on 9 was off the planet......JC, you should've heard him ranting back at the car, he was going off.

Shadesy
15th April 2011, 10:48 PM
He does realize golf is fun right??

Golfnut
15th April 2011, 10:53 PM
He is way too intense, god only knows why he does it to himself.......I'm surprised he doesn't have ulcers. He threw both his putter and wedge full pelt (and I mean full pelt), they went at least 20m towards the carpark.

And for the record I did help him look for his ball for a couple of minutes.

MegaWatty
15th April 2011, 10:55 PM
Ulcers are from bacteria. Not stress.

He is insane. Did the clubs go on the gravel?

Pieface
15th April 2011, 10:57 PM
Don't enable him 'nut :lol:

MegaWatty
15th April 2011, 11:00 PM
Simmsy would've been proud of those chucks!

Pieface
15th April 2011, 11:05 PM
Simmsy would've been proud jealous of those chucks!

fixed!

Golfnut
15th April 2011, 11:29 PM
Ulcers are from bacteria. Not stress.

He is insane. Did the clubs go on the gravel?

It's more a figure of speech.....but good googling all the same ;)

MegaWatty
15th April 2011, 11:36 PM
No Google. All Aussies should know this after our two wonderful scientists discovered it. ;)

So, did the clubs get gravel rash or not?

simmsy
16th April 2011, 08:09 AM
My dummy spits have been kept to the grass so far. Throwing clubs in the carpark is on a higher level than I could ever dream of.

Go Tiger!

Golfnut
16th April 2011, 08:32 AM
Towards the carpark, not in it simmsy, surely he wouldn't be that stupid.

MegaWatty
16th April 2011, 08:59 AM
Ahhhh. There is the talk of one bein thrown on a cart path.

simmsy
16th April 2011, 09:34 AM
Who me? :)

MegaWatty
16th April 2011, 09:42 AM
Tiggy.

idgolfguy
17th April 2011, 08:09 AM
He gets it out of his system and he feels better after. His way of dealing with his frustration.

MegaWatty
17th April 2011, 08:11 AM
You're up early IDGG. I'm unsure how you do it! ;)

simmsy
17th April 2011, 08:34 AM
You're up early Mega.

shazza_rs
17th April 2011, 08:46 AM
Congrats JC.

MegaWatty
17th April 2011, 08:58 AM
You're up early Mega.

True. Been sick. Came home and slept for 4 hours yesterday.

simmsy
17th April 2011, 11:21 AM
Gone thru entire house then has it?

MegaWatty
17th April 2011, 11:27 AM
Yup. Although I didn't suffer the symptoms of the others. Mine was a 3+ day headache, cramps and lethargy. I knew I wasn't right on Thursday.

simmsy
17th April 2011, 11:30 AM
That sux. Hope family on the mend mate.

Golfnut
17th April 2011, 04:28 PM
Yup. Although I didn't suffer the symptoms of the others. Mine was a 3+ day headache, cramps and lethargy. I knew I wasn't right on Thursday.

Been there done that MW.....weirdest virus I have ever had exactly as you described plus sore joints, the heahache was the killer though. I followed that up with the flu during the week and I'm still paying for it now.

MegaWatty
17th April 2011, 04:30 PM
Oh god no! I feel great right now, so fingers crossed!

Golfnut
17th April 2011, 04:33 PM
As long as your little ones don't bring it home while the immune system is recovering, you should be right. Dose up on the Zinc, Vit C, Garlic and Echinacea tablets to be safe.