Remnants of a Vision Golf Towel

[Hux]

For sale is the remainder of a Vision golf towel - 1pprox 12" by 18". It is missing a strip of appox 2" from the bottom.

White in colour so you can clearly see whether everything is clean.
Fabric is a soft mircofibre and super absorbent.
This towel is good for probably 5 or 6 more emergency bushies.

If you are anywhere near the 6th tee at Barnbougle you should be able to find the remainder if you want to make it complete.


Not sure if I should price this by the square inch or by the strip.

Offers?

[Courty]

Trade for 16-pack of Wondersoft?

[Hux]

Pfffft Tiger snakes run scared at the sight of the spanish armada arriving on a strong chorizo smelling wind.

[Eag's]

I have seen said vision golf towel and it's in excellent condition (well what's left of it) only a few pop out's & scuffs ;)

[Yossarian]

Why does Nudgee need to poo on course so often?

[Hux]

Why does Nudgee need to poo on course so often?

Just as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, Nudgee needs to feel the cool and gentle breezes of the golf course across his unfettered buttocks.

[LarryLong]

Did he rip it or use scissors?

[Hux]

I used my handy Leatherman to quickly slice off the emergency strip. A frayless edge exists.

Remember folks this genuine OUR TISSUE..

[Golfnut]

Funny shit?

[PeteyD]

total crap

[markTHEblake]

It is missing a strip of appox 2" from the bottom.

is that all he used - thats a pretty good effort.

[Jarro]

Would the towel have been long enough for Nudge to floss ?

[just]

Is his company running out of corporate towels?

[TheTrueReview]

Sounds more like a floss job than a wipe job. (is he a scruncher or a folder ?)

Wiping from front to back to avoid the man-gina? :razz:

[Daves]

Is his company running out of corporate towels?

I think he wants to play a better towel! The corporate towel supply has been hammered in recent weeks and they are now having to do a redesign. They need to be larger and more absorbent, and being in a tear off roll wouldn't be a bad idea either!

[nudgee]

FFS all you guys can piss off and stop casting shitty allegations on my persona!!!

For the record we had a huge meal the night before and in the hurry up to get to the course, I was not able to empty the tank before the round.

OK so let's all move on - nothing more to see here.....................

[nudgee]

You are lucky you are in my team for the toowoomba event otherwise I may use you as a towel!!!!!!!!

[MegaWatty]

A new meaning for 'getting a towelling' it seems.

[Daves]

FFS all you guys can piss off and stop casting shitty allegations on my persona!!!

For the record we had a huge meal the night before and in the hurry up to get to the course, I was not able to empty the tank before the round.

OK so let's all move on - nothing more to see here.....................

Oh careful, nudgee might get the shits again:lol::lol::lol:

I really curse myself for having not taken a piccy of the pained expression on your face as you sat in the Cart on the 18th Tee at Windyroo!;)

[Ferrins]

I used my handy Leatherman to quickly slice off the emergency strip. A frayless edge exists.

Remember folks this genuine OUR TISSUE..

I'm telling the cops that you carry a concealed knife.

[markTHEblake]

nothing more to see here.....................

And we are all grateful for that.


You are lucky you are in my team for the toowoomba event otherwise I may use you as a towel!!!!!!!!

Funny you should mention that, as you are as big as a bear, and golfer69's fluffy white hair is reminescent of a rabbit.

Bear: Hey Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?
Rabbit: Oh Yes, do you have that problem too?
Bear: Thanks (and wipes his bum wth the rabbit)

[dc68]

I really curse myself for having not taken a piccy of the pained expression on your face as you sat in the Cart on the 18th Tee at Windypoo!;)


Fixed it for you Dave

[markTHEblake]

I really curse myself for having not taken a piccy of the pained expression on your face as you sat in the Cart on the 18th Tee at Windyroo!;)

was it like this?


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if you dont know, this is Cat from Red Dwarf in the episode Backwards. The were on a planet where everything occurs in reverse, walking, talking, drinking.
That pic is when he went into the bushes for a crap.

[Daves]

Fixed it for you Dave

:smt038:smt038:smt038



was it like this?


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if you dont know, this is Cat from Red Dwarf in the episode Backwards. The were on a planet where everything occurs in reverse, walking, talking, drinking.
That pic is when he went into the bushes for a crap.

Something like that Blakey, only more pained! He was in agony!

[Hux]

I'm telling the cops that you carry a concealed knife.

Ahhh doesn't count. You only need a genuine reason for carrying it.....cutting up toilet sheet is a perfectly good reason - and my alibi is now cast in electrons.

[PeteyD]

Haven't we had enough Nate Miles jokes?

[Marto65]

Nudgee .. this thread has almost died down ... and I'm glad, because it is full of crap.

I cant be arsed anymore with this.

Hey Hux .. why did you cut your towel up ... you know Nudgee's rectum (sorry wrecked em) before ??

[PeteyD]

This thread is cramping Nudgee's style.

[Marto65]

I cant believe it is still going turday.

[mudrat]

This thread is bloody hilarious, I just about shit myself!!!!!!!!

[Yossarian]

Any pop ups on this towel?

[Marto65]

Nudgee a report just in from some kids down playing in the bush near the river @ Windaroo.


This thread is now NUMBER 2 !!!

[Marto65]

I crack me up !

[Marto65]

Nudgee, did you have a wipe on that hole?

[Yossarian]

A 6/2

[Marto65]

A 6/2

I'd hate to be the butt of all the jokes here.

[Dcanto]

This thread must be giving Nudgee the shits.

[PeteyD]

Everyone keeps dumping on him.

[Marto65]

This thread must be giving Nudgee the shits.

He doesn't care. He has a new girlfriend, she's an Italian named Katelyn who is a bit hard of hearing.
Her nickname is "defacate".

[Yossarian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI&feature=related

Comes with a towel, maybe they can make one a with a bigger handle.

[Marto65]

I'm surprised by the wipe, he's normally such a flusher!

[nudgee]

This is CYBER BULLYING!!!! If this continues I will be suing Ozgolf for the shithouse treatment I am getting.

[Eag's]

:lol:

[dc68]

2 Nudgees 1 cup?

[LarryLong]

What's replacing this?

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[Yossarian]

Doral has its blue monster.

Ozgolf has nudgees brown monster.

[Golfnut]

LMAO at this thread....

Marto was on fire today....best laugh i've had in ages.

Can't get enough of this sh!t.

[Ned]

Nudgee gets the shytes from all kinds of situations, Chirozo's, golf grips not turning up, mates putting idiot marks on Nike drivers, a grudge match at Brooky............................

[Daves]

This thread has gone to the shitter!

I hear a rumour that nudgee is now naming each dump!; Donatello, Leonardo....... I am just waiting for Shredder!!

Anyone got a Lead lined Towel?

[PeteyD]

Can someone explain to me why Hux kept some of the towel, and didn't just hand the thing over? Are you intending on being prepared for the next round with the Pooping Pimpernel?

[Jarro]

I hope he doesn't drop another brown down on course at Nudgee today.

Or at least if he does, we know exactly where it's located !

[MegaWatty]

It take talent to poo without a dunny. I'm interested to know if he wee's first or tucks it so he misses his clothes.

[LarryLong]

It take talent to poo without a dunny. I'm interested to know if he wee's first or tucks it so he misses his clothes.

:D

Pants off?

[MegaWatty]

And how does he 'get in position'? Hold onto a tree? So many questions. So few answers.

[Ned]

I hope he doesn't drop another brown down on course at Nudgee today.

Or at least if he does, we know exactly where it's located !


Apparently he shat all over Hux and Ferrins today at golf but Daves came prepared with game and towels.

Hux in an attempt to get away from him thought he walked into an an old Nudgee cable laying area on the course amongst some trees and long grass!

[Marto65]

Nudgee ... dont worry mate .. when this thread is long gone, You'll end up with a larger intestinal fortitude than most of us ..

[Hux]

Can someone explain to me why Hux kept some of the towel, and didn't just hand the thing over? Are you intending on being prepared for the next round with the Pooping Pimpernel?


What I have to sacrifice a towel everytime he wants a dump...of course it is for future F111 sessions....that is "Dump and Burn".

[Daves]

This desecration of innocent towels has to stop!

I think we should get Nudgee one of these;

http://static.productreview.com.au/pr.products/105167_babybjrn_little_potty.jpg


Actually, thinking about it we would also have to get one of these!;

http://carbonlite.com.au/product.html

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[Marto65]

Is that a Chorizo Cooker, Daves?

[Daves]

Is that a Chorizo Cooker, Daves?

It could do that as well I guess!? but I was thinking more about protecting the environment!

[MegaWatty]

You can only fill it with 20% wet waste though Dave. No good!

[Daves]

Oh Poo!

[Cosmopolite]

It take talent to poo without a dunny. I'm interested to know if he wee's first or tucks it so he misses his clothes.

That would just be too much information!

[perci]

This desecration of innocent towels has to stop!

I think we should get Nudgee one of these;

http://static.productreview.com.au/pr.products/105167_babybjrn_little_potty.jpg


Actually, thinking about it we would also have to get one of these!;

http://carbonlite.com.au/product.html

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Is it Tour Issue?

[MegaWatty]

That would just be too much information!

Think of it more of a community service for those un-educated in the practice that may face the same desperate issue one day.

[PeteyD]

Just heard that Windaroo and Nudgee have invested in a number of these ...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VLZ5_6CoB8g/SfCtUzW-_nI/AAAAAAAABTY/Usao94l7cw8/s400/PoopBags%2BDoggyBlurb2.jpg

And the Spaniard has put one of these on the bag ...

http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/61E10C36.jpg

[Marto65]

Is that Spaniard or Spaniel ?

[Hux]

Is that Spaniard or Spaniel ?

Nudgee has a new dog its a -------- Crappa Spaniard

Lovely coat - like microfibre easy to wash out the dags. And its baby poo in colour.

[Ned]

http://img.showusyourlongdrop.co.nz/Crapa-Snapa-560x314.jpg

[markTHEblake]

There should be an annual award to honour this achievement.

[Daves]

So did Nudgee make any deposits on anything whilst playing City GC?

[shazza_rs]

All clear from toowoomba and also McLeod.

[Ned]

I think the best of Nudgee is in Tassie or Reddy Bay, he aint got anything left in him maybe.........

[MegaWatty]

And Windaroo.

[nudgee]

I think the best of Nudgee is in Tassie or Reddy Bay, he aint got anything left in him maybe.........

Nothing at Reddie Bay

[Daves]

Nothing at Reddie Bay

Respect;)

[Iain]

Stop it guys, you're giving Nudgee the shits...

[nudgee]

No but he played shit !


It was not me it was our clueless captains!!!

[markTHEblake]

This golf bag was spotted at the Treadwell day, not sure whose it was but they came well prepared.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4515/20110415104740.jpg

[MegaWatty]

These remnants so(i)l(e)d yet?

[Courty]

These remnants so(i)l(e)d yet?

Well played. :lol:

[MegaWatty]

This golf bag was spotted at the Treadwell day, not sure whose it was but they came well prepared.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4515/20110415104740.jpg

Apart from the ridiculously obvious, why would anyone have a bog roll attached to their golf bag for ready access?

[Daves]

Apart from the ridiculously obvious, why would anyone have a bog roll attached to their golf bag for ready access?

He ran out of Cardno towels!

[Ned]

So we think we have the cause of Nudgee's problems and how he started it.........................in a rush to do the right thing

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-H6nMk6wVSlQ/TeHfuVWURPI/AAAAAAAABf0/ZmtDTIMduDk/s512/IMG_05041.jpg

However the left overs of the Vision towel have been disposed of.................

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-YFKNifwk1Jc/TeHftkbA7QI/AAAAAAAABfs/wkZZFfyKVPs/s512/IMG_05011.jpg

And even perci has succumbed to the Nudgee influence, be it on a lessor scale.............

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-v4DAbDeX5Ww/TeHftvhSWlI/AAAAAAAABfo/vDi11H2Qxbw/s512/IMG_05021.jpg

But the golf course did extract some revenge...................

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mg6DkxeTRug/TeHft90FN1I/AAAAAAAABfw/7dx1FggO4TM/s512/IMG_05001.jpg

[nudgee]

Perci, shame on you!!!!

[shazza_rs]

A piss is the carpark is 1000 times less offensive than a shit on the course! ;)

At least no towels were harmed in the taking of a piss.

[Ned]

Perci, shame on you!!!!


At least he didn't leave an establishment without paying the bill or leaving his car keys behind!!!!:razz:

[nudgee]

At least he didn't leave an establishment without paying the bill or leaving his car keys behind!!!!:razz:

yeah bloody hell, I nearly did! that would have been highly embarrassing......