Marto65
26th February 2011, 06:35 PM
Hi guys.
I found two dead cane toads in my backyard this morning.
They are awesome as swing weights if you tie them to your driver.
You can also use them as ball markers, even though they aren't round.
They also make better practice balls than those ones with the holes in them that go no-where.
And if you hollow them out, (you, not me), you have a ready made putter cover or iron cover.
If you lick the top of them, you can convince yourself that you are a good iron player, until you get on the course.
So .. who wants them ...I dont think I can send them interstate ... or by post.
Oh wait ... I just ran the mower over them ... forget it..
I found two dead cane toads in my backyard this morning.
They are awesome as swing weights if you tie them to your driver.
You can also use them as ball markers, even though they aren't round.
They also make better practice balls than those ones with the holes in them that go no-where.
And if you hollow them out, (you, not me), you have a ready made putter cover or iron cover.
If you lick the top of them, you can convince yourself that you are a good iron player, until you get on the course.
So .. who wants them ...I dont think I can send them interstate ... or by post.
Oh wait ... I just ran the mower over them ... forget it..