Redcliffe 3rd of March goonie v jarro matchplay

[goonie]

2 groups booked from 7.30
$26 for single stab comp

ferrins 38pts
Eag's 35pys
jarro 33pts
goonie 32pts

[Jarro]

Nice work goonie ;)

[Eag's]

Cool :)

[AndyP]

Too early for me to get to unfortunately. It looks like I'll do Gailes on Wednesday or Ashgrove on Thursday instead.

[Ferrins]

I'll have a hit

[goonie]

I will release the 2nd group on Sunday if there is nor interest.

[goonie]

Canceled the second group due to no interest, but I think they will still have spare tee times, also confirmed that the greens haven't been cored.

[Ferrins]

I'm out, sorry.

[Jarro]

Sorry to hear that Ferrins.

Anybody else keen ?

[Ferrins]

Sissy fit over, back in as reserve if henno bails.

[henno]

Sissy fit over, back in as reserve if henno bails.

You can take it if you want, Ferrins. I was never officially locked in so unless you're planning on having another golfy tantrum the spot's all yours.

[Jarro]

What's it gonna be ladies ?

[Lucasto23]

I want it, stuff the ferret :)

[henno]

I want it, stuff the ferret :)

And stuff the henno too, I suppose? :razz:

[Lucasto23]

Take no prisoners mate :)

[goonie]

should we start a second group again?

[Ferrins]

should we start a second group again?

Stuff sloppy seconds, henno doesn't have enough gold coins saved up and Lucas will bail late with work commitments.

[goonie]

Second group? I can ring tomorrow and check there is a spare group.

1. Henno
2. Lucasto23

Anymore?

[Lucasto23]

Stuff sloppy seconds, henno doesn't have enough gold coins saved up and Lucas will bail late with work commitments.

I just joined the unemployed bro, I got time I think ;)

[henno]

Second group? I can ring tomorrow and check there is a spare group.

1. Henno
2. Lucasto23

Anymore?

Don't bother with the second group. I should probably spend the day looking for a job anyway.

[Jarro]

Bummer henno :(

So who's got the 4th spot ? Lucas or Ferrins ??

[Ferrins]

Lucas can kiss my ar^e.

[Jarro]

Lucas can have it

As long as you're sure ?

goonie will have to give them the proper names is all.

[henno]

What the f***king f**k, Ferrins. You're in and out more than a nymphomaniac's dildo.

[Jarro]

I think he just wants to feel loved

[Ferrins]

I want it, stuff the ferret :)

Lucas intimidates me and after visiting the dodgy suburb he lives in, I'd bet he's packing half the time.

[Ferrins]

I'm happy to play but also happy to stay at home and knit.

[henno]

Something makes me feel like I've being leap-frogged twice for this game. I think it's an omen: find a job, henno.

[Ferrins]

Don't you dole bludges hang out at Centrelink on a Thursday morning, followed by a session in the park.

[henno]

Don't you dole bludges hang out at Centrelink on a Thursday morning, followed by a session in the park.

I've never received a penny from the Government. Never have; never will.

I will, however, meet you down at Minippi Parklands for a few bongs later.

[goonie]

don't need names, just bring your golflink cards.

I take it if Lucas wants it it's his spot, if not Ferrins is in??? Can we work this out today please.

[Jarro]

Lucas was keen, and Ferrins said the spot was his.

I can only assume that Lucas is now in ?

[Ferrins]

I'm playing unless Lucas wants the spot or henno changes his mind, clear as mud. Best check with morgy as he knows how to set things straight.

[henno]

Here's how I read the series of events:

* Ferrins pulls out
* henno jumps in
* Ferrins has a change of heart
* henno being the nice lad he is offers the spot back to Ferrins
* Lucas throws his hat in the ring as a reserve
* goonie offers up a second group
* henno declines second group idea
* confusion reigns

tl;dr Enjoy the day, Ferrins.

[PeteyD]

Wankers!!

[Jarro]

As the ferret said, clear as mud :?

[Ferrins]

The South African tosser has had sufficient time to respond, so stuff him I'm playing.

[Ferrins]

I'll see you guys in the morning.

[AndyP]

I'm out.

[Lucasto23]

Ferrins is in, I got an empire to build :)

[Ferrins]

Good luck with that, maybe start with a shower and a shave.

[Jarro]

jarro wins 2 up.

We both started poorly, spraying shots all over the place, but i somehow managed to keep goonie at bay for the front nine and finished at 2up.

This lead didn't last long however with goonie coming out of the blocks quickly on the back nine with a solid par on 10 and a chip in birdie on 11.

I managed to win the 12th hole and keep the advantage through to the 17th where i had a 6 foot downhill put for par that would've sealed the deal .... but i pushed the putt wide (bad ghost putter)

Headed to 18 just needing a par, and proceeded to hit a good drive to 150 out, and hit a solid 5 iron to about 10 feet which was good enough for a par and the win :)

Thanks to goonie, Eag's and Ferrins for a good day on the course, albeit a little hot out there :shock:

[Ferrins]

Thanks guys and Rich your a tosser for letting the boilers play through. That asian bird whispered something in my ear and I went bogie,bogie and double next three holes.
Well played Ghostrider.

[Jarro]

If you ever get harrassed by a group of elderly women golfers, Ferrins is the man you wanna have in the trenches with you.

The way he smoothed over a potential slapfest was truly inspiring.

[Ferrins]

Competition Results
Thursday 3 March 2011
Mid Week Comp - Men

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Place Name Result H'cap Grade

1 FANCUTT, Christopher 38 10 A
2 SPEAK, J 36 0 A
3 HEASLIP, Richard 35 12 B
4 GOODING, David 33 13 B
4 CHIPPERFIELD, Zac 33 +2 A
4 JARRETT, Mark 33 15 B
7 PARISH, Lee 32 11 B
7 PITCHER, John 32 25 C
9 FALCKE, Leslie 30 23 C
10 UTZ, Vince 29 19 C

[Jarro]

Competition Results
Thursday 3 March 2011
Mid Week Comp - Men

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Place Name Result H'cap Grade

1 FANCUTT, Christopher 38 10 A
2 SPEAK, J 36 0 A
3 HEASLIP, Richard 35 12 B
4 GOODING, David 33 13 B
4 CHIPPERFIELD, Zac 33 +2 A
4 JARRETT, Mark 33 15 B
7 PARISH, Lee 32 11 B
7 PITCHER, John 32 25 C
9 FALCKE, Leslie 30 23 C
10 UTZ, Vince 29 19 C

You're kidding me !? :-s

Nice work Ferrins 8-)

[Ferrins]

I was just checking to see if I won a ball.

[Eag's]

Thanks for the hit today guys, it was bloody stinking hot, but still good fun.
Congrats again Jarro for winning your match. Bad luck Goonie.
Nice win in the comp Ferrins.

[AndyP]

Isn't the comp combined over the Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday scores?

[Ferrins]

Your correct, coming second so far but will get blitzed with the Friday crowd.

[goonie]

Thanks for the game guys, Jarro was very solid with his ghey white clubs, he hit his driver very solid and putted well (except on 17) the clubs in between got him in trouble a few times but nothing serious (but allowed me to stay in the match), but he saved his best approach shot for the 18th, it was very hard to try and hit a better shot after watching that approach and needed to win the hole (it looked much closer than 10 feet from the fairway).
I put a few good holes together near the end of the round but basically sprayed it all over the place and had no control over where the ball was going most of the time.

Well done Mark and good luck for the rest of the matchplay.