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Yossarian
2nd February 2011, 11:10 PM
Well my swing is sorted, lets do this shit! :twisted:

MegaWatty
2nd February 2011, 11:17 PM
So are you playing KB next Wednesday?

Oh yeah! We are officially off topic!!!!

Yossarian
2nd February 2011, 11:18 PM
I will play with you yes. Either as a member or as a member of the public?

MegaWatty
2nd February 2011, 11:23 PM
Black irons?

Yossarian
2nd February 2011, 11:24 PM
Damn straight.

MegaWatty
2nd February 2011, 11:30 PM
If 'fit does as well then Simmsy will be the only one with glarey irons!

LOSER.

Yossarian
2nd February 2011, 11:32 PM
So ghey.

simmsy
3rd February 2011, 12:18 AM
Chrome is the new white is the new black is the new chrome. You guys are all try-hards.

Veefore
3rd February 2011, 12:33 AM
Is 2nd post a record for a thread going off topic?

MegaWatty
3rd February 2011, 12:40 AM
No. Just the average.

Pieface
3rd February 2011, 10:57 AM
I'm with OMS. Chrome is classic. Black will date like Cher's face.

I am keen Yoss. Probably best to organise a weekday a bit ahead of time and I'll get a day off work. How 'bout Friday 4th March? That way I can snag a four day weekend 8)

You must be feeling pressure to not go out to WA's worst Ozgolfer in the first round. Lessons...ghey! :p

Yossarian
3rd February 2011, 11:05 AM
Don't we have to be done before March?

How does this arvo suit you :D

MegaWatty
3rd February 2011, 11:08 AM
End of March.

Beware of Pieface with his new putter!

Yossarian
3rd February 2011, 11:10 AM
BC 3?

Pieface
3rd February 2011, 11:19 AM
End of March.

Beware of Pieface if you walk ahead while he is hitting!

Fixed!

I need to take off next Friday to go look at daycare centres with the Mrs so I probably need to give it a couple weeks before I take another off.

Currently planning to hit out at Wanneroo on the public holiday 7th too if anyone is interested. Be warned that i am the most accomplished golfer in my group of mates though :lol:

TourFit
3rd February 2011, 11:23 AM
Beware of Pieface if you walk ahead while he is hitting!

That's a definite improvement Pieface...heading in the right direction then...so to speak.

Do you mean straight ahead or a little off to one side...?

Pieface
3rd February 2011, 11:34 AM
I would like to advise TF for community safety but it's like a 4 year old pulling the trigger on a 12ga shotgun. Field data would suggest straight in front is the safest area but no promises!

Personally I blame the poor fitment of my clubs! ;) :p

Pieface
7th February 2011, 01:10 PM
Yoss...no news on the date from you.

We have a group of 3 for Wanneroo. Do you just want to make a fourth and do our MP there on the Monday 7th?

The new club honeymoon and the swing fixes should have worn off for you by then! :p

Yossarian
7th February 2011, 03:48 PM
What time?

Pieface
7th February 2011, 07:04 PM
I have been told 8am.

Yossarian
7th February 2011, 07:07 PM
I've probably got to work mate. Let you know in the next couple of days.

bergsey
7th February 2011, 10:06 PM
Hurry up homos so we can book in our round 2 match.... :)

Pieface
7th February 2011, 10:24 PM
No sweat Yoss.

Piss off Bergsey :)

bergsey
7th February 2011, 10:41 PM
No sweat Yoss.

Piss off Bergsey :)

just starting early.....

idgolfguy
8th February 2011, 10:42 PM
I'll see if Daz_Golfa wants to do our matchplay out there.

Pieface
10th February 2011, 10:37 AM
I'll see if Daz_Golfa wants to do our matchplay out there.

I'm sure you think that would be an excellent idea ID. I searched a bit but couldn't find the post where you gave up your pennants record at Wanneroo!

Just a little something for you to think about in the lead up Yoss...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/Videlion/golf/Matchplaytrphypn.jpg

Psyche! ;););):p:p:p:lol::lol::lol:

Yossarian
10th February 2011, 10:44 AM
PF, my mum swings harder than you.

I don't think I can make this monday sorry mate!

Pieface
10th February 2011, 10:57 AM
PF, my mum swings harder than you.

I don't think I can make this monday sorry mate!

I thought I saw her at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow!

That is cool. Maybe the SH day?

I cut my matchplay teeth on OMS, I specialise in beating old people :lol:

Please feel free to share images of your golfing silverware...8)

Yossarian
10th February 2011, 11:02 AM
10683

MCC Golf Day 2011. Winner. 38 off the stick round Pt Walter.

Also see my runner up at the champs. Granted I was off bandit handicap.

Nuffie
10th February 2011, 11:04 AM
Rubin1909 and I are planning to have our first round match @ Wanneroo also but on Sat the 26th Feb.

For you info, at the moment the club pro is letting non-members get spots in the Saturday comp if there are any left over by around wed or thurs before, but don't know how long this will last.

This was how I got to play the sat comp with Veeman in early Dec.

Probably worth giving them a call to see if the arrangement is still going.

rubin
10th February 2011, 11:07 AM
Rubin1909 and I are planning to have our first round match @ Wanneroo also but on Sat the 26th Feb.

For you info, at the moment the club pro is letting non-members get spots in the Saturday comp if there are any left over by around wed or thurs before, but don't know how long this will last.

This was how I got to play the sat comp with Veeman in early Dec.

Probably worth giving them a call to see if the arrangement is still going.

are we?

Pieface
10th February 2011, 11:14 AM
10683

MCC Golf Day 2011. Winner. 38 off the stick round Pt Walter.

Also see my runner up at the champs. Granted I was off bandit handicap.

Awesome 8)

Good info Nuffie, shame I have no Golflink :( Maybe talk to Vic i think he was trying to sort Wanneroo with Daz

TourFit
10th February 2011, 11:49 AM
Rubin1909 and I are planning to have our first round match @ Wanneroo also but on Sat the 26th Feb.


are we?


Classic Nuffie...

Rubin, he told EVERYONE...but somehow forgot to tell you!!!

GOLD.

rubin
10th February 2011, 12:12 PM
Classic Nuffie...

Rubin, he told EVERYONE...but somehow forgot to tell you!!!

GOLD.

To be honest, I wasnt aware I was in the matchplay comp, but if QBN isn't up for it, i'll take his place. I'd go out first round anyway.

Nuffie
10th February 2011, 12:36 PM
LOL, I did tell my opponent 'Fit....:mrgreen: that wasn't the issue..

Trouble was... and this is what's gold...

I know my 1st round match is against qbnchopper planned for the 26th Feb @ Wanneroo according to the draw (the other Tony not Veeman, btw).

So.. why in the hell did I post that I'm playing Rubin1909 on the same day and we should all organise a game at Wanneroo???? :smt119:smt021:smt082

I'll confess that I might be trying to push a little beyond my weight this summer to get better but hey, imagine taking on two opponents at once?? Might be more like pushing my way up $h1t creek (without a paddle).

What the hell.... maybe all you blokes should just tag along n e ways if it's gonna be as entertaining as this... \\:D/

idgolfguy
11th February 2011, 01:54 AM
I'm sure you think that would be an excellent idea ID. I searched a bit but couldn't find the post where you gave up your pennants record at Wanneroo!

Morgs, man you have a good memory. Perhaps Secrets would be better.

Pieface
16th February 2011, 01:39 PM
Yoss. Mid-week sometime in March at Sun City?

What days of the week/times work best for your IGA'ing and Uni?

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 02:14 PM
Um probably Wednesday morning, thursday, friday morning or a sunday.

Pieface
17th February 2011, 02:23 PM
Hokay.

Maybe a Thursday would be best. I'll find some info's.

You swing turned to cack yet?

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 02:25 PM
Yes and no.

My handicap is still nice and high though.

Pieface
17th February 2011, 02:41 PM
bah!

You played up there before? Will be a first time for me.

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 02:48 PM
First time for me as well.

I think I have recips there.

Pieface
17th February 2011, 02:52 PM
Sweet.

Should be a fair test choppo-a-choppo :)

I vote for the forward tees. Your distance advantage will be killer for me at 6400m!

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 03:09 PM
I vote for back tees.

Pieface
17th February 2011, 03:23 PM
You don't get a vote

Your Friend,
Kim Jong-face

I don't really care that much. I back myself to chop the course from any of the tee boxes. Might be a bit more fun at somwhere around 6000m IMO that's all.

Shadesy
17th February 2011, 06:10 PM
First time for me as well.

I think I have recips there.

Sure do!

Its pretty long, with plenty of doglegs.

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2011, 10:16 PM
good doglegs though. the bends are generally far enough down the fairway that you can still hit your big clubs off the tee.

hocko
17th February 2011, 10:25 PM
I vote for back tees.
Yoss votes for back tees? Priceless.

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 10:26 PM
Yoss votes for back tess? Priceless.

?

hocko
17th February 2011, 10:27 PM
??

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 10:28 PM
???

hocko
17th February 2011, 10:29 PM
Do i need to?

????

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 10:31 PM
Why is it priceless?

hocko
17th February 2011, 10:32 PM
'Cause it's not as if you hit a hugely long ball, i thought you would have a better chance off the fronts and use your short game.

Yossarian
17th February 2011, 10:33 PM
I see.

hocko
17th February 2011, 10:34 PM
You see but don't agree?

Johnny Canuck
17th February 2011, 10:46 PM
yoss hits it long enough to handle the blacks. combine that with your potential wildness and it could be game on.

Yossarian
18th February 2011, 12:09 AM
Good thing i'm playing pieface and not hocko.

idgolfguy
18th February 2011, 01:15 AM
Sun City, great course if the condition is good. Playing off the blacks will require long tee shots to make the corners. Should be fun.

Pieface
18th February 2011, 10:28 AM
My 22 handicap is based on a course that plays just shy of 5600m. Looks like there is a weight of expectation on Yoss to sew this up easily IMO...

Yossarian
18th February 2011, 10:43 AM
I thought you were a matchplay champion? Surely the onus is on you to take me down?

Pieface
18th February 2011, 11:06 AM
I am just a WAGL chopper. You seem keen to take the distance advantage and gun for the underdog role. Palms sweaty? :p :p

Yossarian
18th February 2011, 11:06 AM
I have gripmasters. No problem with palm sweat.

That 4 wood head come loose yet? ;)

Pieface
18th February 2011, 11:22 AM
Nice. You will be able to choke down your grip confidently in close situations :D

4 wood is hitting bombs...I can certainly scatter a crowd when I hit it!

Yossarian
18th February 2011, 11:24 AM
Excellent it means the special glue that i put in that only fails in the heat of matchplay is still working

MegaWatty
18th February 2011, 11:26 AM
Your special glue or your special goo?

Pieface
18th February 2011, 11:39 AM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/Videlion/golf/DucksBackpn.jpg

I am calm at golf
Zenlike state, still like millpond
Sledge you just for fun

Woo-sa :mrgreen:

TourFit
18th February 2011, 11:43 AM
I don't really care that much. I back myself to chop the course from any of the tee boxes. Might be a bit more fun at somwhere around 6000m IMO that's all.

More chance of hitting past the ladies from the front tees...eh, Pieface?

Pieface
18th February 2011, 11:45 AM
More chance of hitting past the ladies from the front tees...eh, Pieface?

Make it to round 2 this year and then sledge away TF.

You get my other email?

TourFit
18th February 2011, 11:45 AM
yoss' anal canal is long enough to handle the blacks.

fixed.!


And yes...got your email Pieface. Fixed. Ordered. Should be here at months end (along with the severely delayed Nippon 950 shafts for GN)

MegaWatty
18th February 2011, 11:49 AM
And lead tape and Winn putter grip? ;)

Pieface
18th February 2011, 11:52 AM
Good to know you don't goof off on internet forums all day 'fit!

Cheers mate.

Johnny Canuck
18th February 2011, 05:52 PM
Good thing i'm playing pieface and not hocko.

Even more reason to take it back.

Championships don't get played off the whites, ladies.

TourFit
18th February 2011, 08:58 PM
And lead tape and Winn putter grip? ;)

I already have a putter grip...am doing an order next week for some stuff (including the lead tape). Been trying to build up the number of items, otherwise it just costs too much to bring it over from Melbourne.

Should have accumulated enough to fill an order. Will also 'enquire' about the Hoodoo Hybrid shafts we ordered !

Pieface
2nd March 2011, 02:10 PM
Yoss...Wednesday's look like a goer at SC if that suits. Preference on your end for 16th or 23rd of March?? How early do you want to try and hit off? I was thinking 8.30ish?

I need to check with the pro tomorrow morning regarding course condition/scheduled maintenance so if you can get back to me with your preference I can lock something in. Will I need your GL when I advise him of your recip rights?

We'll lock a date down and then Nuff-man etc who expressed interest can chime in to see about filling out the grouping/s

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 01:58 PM
Let's get it oooooooon!

8 and 7 high fives at 11 :twisted:

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 02:00 PM
Lets see if you dunk your first tee shot in the piss. 200m par 3 with OOB right and water left.

Jarro
3rd March 2011, 02:10 PM
Go Pieface !!!!

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 02:10 PM
I have been reading up @ expertgolf.com. I am mentally prepared.

Looks like tough greens. How is the putter treating you?

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 02:11 PM
Well, no 3 putts yesterday expect on the last.

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 02:22 PM
Well, no 3 putts yesterday expect on the last.

I expect a few more than that :p

I haven't played the course before. Looks like it will test a chopper, hopefully I will think my way around OK and execute well enough to play to a plan.

Looking forward to getting out and talking bourbon.

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 02:23 PM
I think last time I played there I shot close to par round the front;)

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 02:29 PM
Well done. Looks like a fair effort for a bogey golfer :)

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 02:32 PM
It was actually the third last time I played there. Was going for some intimidation.

Which putter are you gaming?

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 02:40 PM
Haven't decided yet. Probably Ping it. Give it a run on a members track to see how it fares and I've been using it for a couple of weeks exclusive.

WTF is up with the par 3 surrounded by bunkers? Looks like something a 4 year old would have drawn.

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 02:41 PM
On the back 9?

Jarro
3rd March 2011, 02:42 PM
Pieface won this yet ?

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 02:44 PM
Yah 16 I think...?

We gonna have some $0.50 skins off 3/4cap? $1 NTP's.

Any idea on the green fee?

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 04:36 PM
35 bucks. If you wanna gamble we can.

Yeah 16. It is a green surrounded by bunkers, nice hole, probably a little overbunkered but the green is quite generous.

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 04:47 PM
I thought it was mandatory Ozgolf practice. I'm not fussed. NTP's are always fun tho'

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 04:48 PM
I don't mind mate, if you just wanna focus on beating me that is fine.

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 05:00 PM
OK we'll let Bergsey decide 8)

NTP stands for nearer the pin right? I've boosted my stats to 50% "nearer the pin' after teeing off lately!

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 05:03 PM
No, no it doesn't.

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 05:07 PM
:(

Saw mega's comment about the shank. Don't think I'll sledge with that. MW handicap has taken a beating after everyone gave him a hard time ab out the shanks.

MegaWatty
3rd March 2011, 05:09 PM
It took a good 6 months of solid therapy though PF. ;)

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 05:11 PM
Hard to shank these sexy bridgy clubs not enough offset!

bergsey
3rd March 2011, 06:59 PM
Have you guys worked out yet that i will be playing the winner of your match... hence i will be playing mind games with both of you all the way round.... :) .... enjoy....

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 09:12 PM
No I hadn't. Can I play both matches at the same time?

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 10:08 PM
Losing twice at once...does that knock you out for 2012?

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 10:15 PM
How many shots am I giving you?

Pieface
3rd March 2011, 10:18 PM
tree i tink?

Ima 22...

Yossarian
3rd March 2011, 10:21 PM
3 it is.

bergsey
4th March 2011, 04:06 PM
Big comeback by pieface was 4 down now 1 down at the turn

bergsey
4th March 2011, 07:07 PM
Yoss wins!

2 Up

Although both absolutely chopped up the 18th...

Yossarian
4th March 2011, 07:35 PM
Two up thankyou, I won the chopfest that was the 18th!

Pieface played really well, that was a tough match!

bergsey
4th March 2011, 08:14 PM
Both of you looked very tentative around the green on 18 !

Pieface
4th March 2011, 09:10 PM
Both of you looked very tentative around the green on 18 !

STFU bandit! I just looked shit at 18 and 12 and ....

Well played Yoss. I was not very good early and gave you a plum on 1 but challenged hard 7-11 and you played some great shots under pressure to hold me off when I was on a roll. That sand shot on 11 was tour level!

I can't complain about my round. I worked out I had a zero for the par game result and I told myself playing to handicap would get the job done. Just outplayed on the day by the better player. Actually I am very happy with how I went around a new track and must thank the guys for the honest assessment of the layouts and distances.

Really nice track Bergsey thanks for having me out.

...now for the bourbon to ease the pain.

MegaWatty
4th March 2011, 09:28 PM
Well done Yoss. Bad luck P.

Johnny Canuck
4th March 2011, 09:46 PM
Thank **** this thread can die.

Pieface is becoming the new Simmsy.

Pieface
4th March 2011, 10:06 PM
10911

Yossarian
4th March 2011, 10:17 PM
This thread will never die. Rust never sleeps.

simmsy
4th March 2011, 10:18 PM
bergsey you ready for our showdown mate?

Yossarian
4th March 2011, 10:22 PM
He shot +5 or so. Could've easily been + 7 or 8 really. He is ready.

Johnny Canuck
4th March 2011, 10:40 PM
Simmsy dropped 41 points last weekend. He's ready too.

Pieface
4th March 2011, 11:16 PM
Bergsey was impressive. OMS is red hot too. Could be super stuff

simmsy
4th March 2011, 11:56 PM
I'm my case, one shower don't make a winter.


The game before was my worse for over 18 months.

Yossarian
4th March 2011, 11:57 PM
Peaking at the right time then. Or something.

I play the winner of you two yeah? Not sure who I would rather.

Yossarian
5th March 2011, 12:00 AM
Also mega those ping wedges are awesome out of sand!

Cosmopolite
5th March 2011, 12:00 AM
i thought someone was supposed to take some pics?

Yossarian
5th March 2011, 12:02 AM
I was to busy bi winning.

simmsy
5th March 2011, 12:16 AM
Pie took photos early but then choked and through the camera away.

Nuffie
5th March 2011, 12:26 AM
Congrats Yoss, you've dispatched the pieman back to his pineapple under the sea :)

Bad luck Pieface, sounds like you really took it to him, least you played to your handicap around Yokine. I still haven't managed to after 6 rounds there, and you've done it on your 1st.

Well done also to you Bergsey shooting +5. Looking fwd to catching up with you again at ozgolf champs.

Next sat or sun I get it on with qbnchopper, at either sun city or wanneroo. Is this the only first round match that remains to be completed?

Golfnut
5th March 2011, 01:18 AM
No Nuff.......David & Goliath still need to play.


Well done Yoss.....sounds like a solid round by both golfers....PF, an honourable loss, 1st time out anywhere can be daunting so well done for playing to h'cap.

Jarro
5th March 2011, 05:42 AM
congrats Yoss

Pieface ... you suck !

Yossarian
5th March 2011, 01:28 PM
Thanks baby.

Pieface
5th March 2011, 02:21 PM
Also mega those ping wedges are awesome out of sand!

Too good by half!


Pie took photos early but then choked and through the camera away.

I took photo's on the first but no one wants pictures of the driving range!


No Nuff.......David & Goliath still need to play.


Well done Yoss.....sounds like a solid round by both golfers....PF, an honourable loss, 1st time out anywhere can be daunting so well done for playing to h'cap.

Shanks GN. Yoss was solid exceptfor two or three holes.


congrats Yoss

Pieface ... you suck !

Thanks for the pep talk Jarro :lol:

bergsey
5th March 2011, 09:52 PM
Bergsey was impressive.

my golf wasnt bad either ......

Johnny Canuck
5th March 2011, 10:06 PM
Pie took photos early but then choked and through the camera away.

Or maybe his buggy rolled down the hill and the camera ended up at the bottom of the pond. I hear that happens from time to time.


my golf wasnt bad either ......

Boom tish!

Golfnut
5th March 2011, 10:28 PM
:lol: Did the camera ever end up working again?

Johnny Canuck
5th March 2011, 10:30 PM
My rangefinder is gold. I never tried my N97 again.

Golfnut
5th March 2011, 10:38 PM
Sell it to Yoss.....I hear he's after a good value Nokia.