Quotations You Live By.

[Yossarian]

Like

Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.

Or

Question Everything. Learn Something. Answer Nothing.

[markTHEblake]

Fantastic.

[henno]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

[PeteyD]

One thing I have learned about life, it goes on.

[Grunt]

2 ears 1 mouth, listen twice as much as you speak.

none or 100 , is something from my competitive Sailing days. If you cant give 100% why bother?
Also go hard or go home!

[idgolfguy]

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

And

I believe that if one always looked at the skies, one would end up with wings.

Both from Flaubert and have truth.

[AndyP]

I believe that if one always looked at the skies, one would end up with wings.
You've got it wrong. It's "Red Bull gives you wings".

Anything worth doing is worth doing later.

[idgolfguy]

Anything worth doing is worth doing later.

Life according to Homer...

...Simpson.

Another one is
'Don't drink and drive...don't even putt.'. Dean Martin

[Ferrins]

A knob in the eye is worth two in the bush.

[BrisVegas]

Treat others as you would have them treat you.

[poidda]

When considering going for a few beers "It's easier to apologise than to ask permission"

[Moe Norman]

2 ears 1 mouth, listen twice as much as you speak.


the thread asks for quotations you live by Grunt.

You most certainly don't live by that one!

[sms316]

Facebook is a great sourse of humour, irregardless of what other people think.

[LeftyHoges]

I don't want to be bungled in - Karl Pilkington

[Eldrick]

I don't want to be bungled in - Karl Pilkington

He will go down as one our times great thinkers

[Peter]

2 ears 1 mouth, listen twice as much as you speak.

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[Sydney Hacker]

Don't s**t where you sleep.

[Eldrick]

if there is grass on the pitch.............

[sms316]

Ugly chicks go off in the sack.

[LeftyHoges]

He will go down as one our times great thinkers

Amen.

His diary is quite literally the funniest thing I've ever heard / read.

[BrisWesty]

Facebook is a great sourse of humour, irregardless of what other people think.

Source - but sadly (or maybe not so sadly) a lot of it is laughing AT people rather than laughing WITH people.

If Cindy Crawford has scheduled sex nights, that works for me too! (Just to clarify, Cindy's schedule and my schedule aren't in the same diary - not that anyone else would have thought that it was, would they)

[Choppa]

Don't ask the question if you don't want to know the answer.

[Tongueboy]

"get ****ed" is an oldie but a goodie

[Veefore]

You can't live forever. It just feels like it sometimes.

I can't guarantee things will get better if we change. But I can guarantee they won't get better if we don't.

[PeteyD]

Life is not short, it's the longest thing you have.

[henno]

Go out, get drunk, hopefully get laid.

[Outcast]

Here for a good time, not a long time...

Oh, and one more gem...

Life's not fair.... Get over it....

[Daves]

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

[Jarro]

your shout

[Golfnut]

Who ever smelt it, dealt it.