2010 NQ Match Play Final. Tomson versus NK

[Ned]

Sea Temple Country Club - 6th November 2010


NK 41
Tomson 36
Maysey 35
rowey 31
Cuorty 30
Outcast 30
NAGA NAGA NAGA NAGA 30

[AndyP]

Phew, I'm glad you didn't get that up any later.

[Ned]

Phew, I'm glad you didn't get that up any later.

QAnker!

[jaybam]

Go Thomson. Kick his ass. :)

[mike]

Date and Venue to be finalised by the participants!!!!11.21 am? :-s wtf?

You must have posted this while walking off the 15th green.

How sad.

[AndyP]

He won't even let Tomson enjoy and relate his victory to us shot-by-shot.

[haysey]

Where's the poll? I vote for Paradise Palms!:mrgreen:

[Eag's]

This won yet??

[Courty]

This decided yet?

[Tomson]

Well the best I can do is next week at sea temple if that suits ned. How does that sound???

[haysey]

Any closer to deciding a venue here chaps. I need to organise the fire works and dancing girls.

[Tomson]

hell yeah... *insert porno music here*

[markTHEblake]

I need to organise the fire works and dancing girls.

you could get solarman to dress up in a tutu and swear a lot, would that cover it?

[haysey]

you could get solarman to dress up in a tutu and swear a lot, would that cover it?



You've just described Solarmans typical Saturday night.

[haysey]

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[mike]

Wha?

Haysey you've lost me.

[haysey]

Nothings happening in this thread, it's all strangely quiet. A tumble weed blows past. It's like the calm before the matchplay storm.

[haysey]

And maybe I've had a counter lunch. I don't know, it seemed funny at the time:oops:




Nobody got it?

[3oneday]

Probably waiting for the naked chick to run past, well I know I was 8)

[Tomson]

naked hot chicks are awesome.

[haysey]

Probably waiting for the naked chick to run past, well I know I was 8)


naked hot chicks are awesome.


That they are. But this is a family show (apparently) and I don't want to get banned.

[Tomson]

Keep it PG13 please hasyey.. you dirty old man. ;)

[solarman]

I'm glad I'm not like all you uncooth rednecks !! And what's wrong with dirty ol' men?

How abouts have it just at Cairns, the premier golf course of FNQ. Cheaper and easier to throw beercans from the verandah.

[haysey]

I'm glad I'm not like all you uncooth rednecks !! And i like dirty ol' men?



Fixed this bit for you.

[PeteyD]

PM me the naked woman one :D

[mike]

http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t325/yumbotto/terryjones.jpg

[Tomson]

For those who are interested in playing looks like we will be playing the morning of the 6/11/10 at Sea Temple.

[Ned]

OP updated!

[Outcast]

For those who are interested in playing looks like we will be playing the morning of the 6/11/10 at Sea Temple.

I'm keen.... is the rest of the crew going??

[Julie]

I won't be there, I have to work that morning.:evil:

[Courty]

Booooo!

[Ned]

ok, OP updated with Tomson, myself and OC. (confirmed as playing in the thread)

Two groups have been booked.

Will finalise time sheet booking with STCC Thursday Tuesday morning.

[rowey]

Will be Happy to join you at STCC8-)

[Ned]

OP updated!

[sms316]

I hope you guys aren't playing this match in conjunction with the competition of the day.

[AndyP]

For sure. It will probably be an ambrose too.

[Courty]

I got the all clear to play. I'm in!

[haysey]

So this is why we're not playing in the monthly medal on Saturday:roll:






I'll cancel my haircut...





Edit: Just had a look. I'm back to 8. Lets get it on...

[Outcast]

edit: Just had a look. I'm back to 8. Lets get it on...

burglar.....!!!!

[Courty]

I think Solarman may be coming. Put him in pencil until he confirms.

[Ned]

I think Solarman may be coming. Put him in pencil until he confirms.

Done!

[haysey]

For a matchplay final thread this is pretty tame. Somebody fire up FFS.

[3oneday]

Are you posting tumbleweeds elsewhere now ???



Any popups in this final ?

[haysey]

Are you posting tumbleweeds elsewhere now ???



Yes, if the clown who grabbed them's wife doesn't want them they're going to be torched in the back of Solarmans ute.

[haysey]

How many shots is NK getting? How many clubs will be thrown? Will Bob's ute survive? Will anything be bought or sold on the day? What will be the next thing I destroy on BrettM's golf course? Stay tuned to answer these and many more important questions...

[solarman]

How many F##k's will Haysey say....will he reach his gross or net figure in swearing?
Will Courty say bad words like "damn you"?
Will Tomson donate his wedges to the trees or lakes?
Will NK play to his real handicap?
Will Courty have all his hankies, odds and ends neatly aligned in his bag?
Who the F##k is Rowey and is he NK's redneck brother from Mareeba?
Will Solarman raise the bat?
Where's Wally?

[Ned]

My real handicap is 12
Rowey isn't off bred like NAGA!
Maysey and I will have a JW on the first.
NAGA will be videod.........several times.
Courty won't forget his arm socks.
Tomson will be smashing it all day.
Mudguts will take a bite.

[haysey]

For Tommo. Because apparently my singing doesn't do it justice:-s




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLKiMbC6s2k

[Outcast]

What.... I don't rate a mention at all, on anything....

I'm heartbroken....

Aferall, I've been doing my best to convince Ned to give me a price on his R9 Superdeep!!!

Surely I've become reknowned for something... anything that might be worthy of mention in this thread??

[haysey]

After my first game of futsal in 4ish years tonight. I'll go back into pencil for this thanks. Getting off the couch may be an issue for the next week or so:cry:

[Courty]

After my first game of futsal in 4ish years tonight. I'll go back into pencil for this thanks. Getting off the couch may be an issue for the next week or so:cry:

Ha! Now I can repay you for all the crap you gave me after I played a few weeks back. :twisted:

[Dcanto]

After my first game of futsal in 4ish years tonight. I'll go back into pencil for this thanks. Getting off the couch may be an issue for the next week or so:cry:

Harden up ya skirt. (oops nearly confused haysey's whinging with Courty).

[haysey]

Ha! Now I can repay you for all the crap you gave me after I played a few weeks back. :twisted:


When I was your age I was still playing twice a week.

[Ned]

When I was your age I was still playing twice a week.

Yes but so you should have been at 14 years of age!!!!!!!!!!!

[Outcast]

When I was your age I was still playing twice a week.

I told you turning 40 was bad.....

Life begins at 40, the bit the leave out between the begins & the at...... is.......to go downhill.....

[Courty]

Life begins at 40, the bit the leave out between the begins & the at...... is.......to go downhill.....

:-s :-k

[BrettM]

After my first game of futsal in 4ish years tonight. I'll go back into pencil for this thanks. Getting off the couch may be an issue for the next week or so:cry:

Beaten by a stripper one week, then by kicking a tennis ball around a gym the next. Where will it end??

Can't play unfortunately, one because I have no shafts in my irons (still can't find time to get to Cairns), and two because we have moved and the wife is throwing a garage sale on Saturday which I have to go to :(

Anyway, the course is playing pretty well and you should enjoy. We missed out on the forecast rain last night, so plenty of ball roll on greens and fairways.

[Courty]

Beaten by a stripper one week, then by kicking a tennis ball around a gym the next.

I suspect the former applies to the latter as well. 8)


Can't play unfortunately, one because I have no shafts in my irons (still can't find time to get to Cairns)

Do you realise how many spare sets there are floating around down here? You could have your choice of probably half a dozen iron sets. ;)


Anyway, the course is playing pretty well and you should enjoy. We missed out on the forecast rain last night, so plenty of ball roll on greens and fairways.

Excellent news!

[haysey]

Beaten by a stripper one week, then by kicking a tennis ball around a gym the next. Where will it end??



I suspect the former applies to the latter as well. 8)



That it does. It's going to be a long day today:cry:

[Outcast]

Can't play unfortunately, one because I have no shafts in my irons (still can't find time to get to Cairns), and two because we have moved and the wife is throwing a garage sale on Saturday which I have to go to :(

Can't help you with the garage sale but, if you can get out of that I can lend you my MP67's if you like; I have a set of Adams in play at the moment...

[solarman]

Seriously, indoor soccer. What a senseless sport is soccer.

[BrettM]

Seriously, indoor soccer. What a senseless sport is soccer.

About as senseless as the NBL.

[haysey]

Seriously, indoor soccer. What a senseless sport is soccer.



Mixed futsal....can't do that in the nbl

[Courty]

Seriously, indoor soccer. What a senseless sport is soccer.

You obviously don't know the full story. There was a massive lineup of people begging to be involved in that game. I am truly jealous.

[haysey]

Coaching is an awesome job.

[Tomson]

Maysey was showing them the "Tight End" formation ;)

[Ned]

Groups done!

[haysey]

Tomson
Maysey
NK
rowey


Hey NK, will rowey be playing in the comp?

[Ned]

Hey NK, will rowey be playing in the comp?

Ill ask him today!

[haysey]

Ill ask him today!



OK. Thanks. Not a deal breaker if he's not, I'm just in a hurry to get out to 12.

[Ned]

OK. Thanks. Not a deal breaker if he's not, I'm just in a hurry to get out to 12.

You will never get to 12!

I guarantee it:twisted:

[haysey]

You will never get to 12!

I guarantee it:twisted:



Flipping handicappers and their ad-hoc reductions.


All I want for xmas is a handicap that is closer to what my swing suggests it should be:roll:

[Webster]

Good luck boys, may the best man win. I think Tomson will win unless NK putts very well with his sand wedge.

[haysey]

In the real final: molarman v maysey.


Maysey takes an early lead to go 1 up.

[haysey]

Maysey now 3 up through 7. No idea how the b grade final is going.

[haysey]

Maysey 4 up at the turn and cruising. Molarmans 9 points through 9 not providing a lot of opposition.

[haysey]

Still no idea how the choppers behind us are going.

[Ned]

Tomson 4 up thru the turn and struggling!

[KristianJ]

Maysey 4 up at the turn and cruising. Molarmans 9 points through 9 not providing a lot of opposition.

I presume video highlights will be available later tonight with your usual "Language" :roll: warning?

[haysey]

Molarman making a run. Back to 2 down through 14.

[haysey]

Maysey scrapes out a 1 up win. Molarman with 21 points on the back 9.


Main group 2 holes behind. What's going on there?

[Ned]

QAnker!

[Ned]

And the winner.........................was Johnny Walker!

[Ned]

Thanks for the game guys, STCC was in good nick course wise and the greens are coming along nicely.

OP updated with scores!!!

[Outcast]

All I want for xmas is a handicap that is closer to what my swing suggests it should be:roll:

You'll need surgery too.... swing suggests 45 but........

[Outcast]

Hey Brett,

who plants the flags in the greens.... coz they appear to not understand the colour coding in play at STCC...??

[haysey]

I presume video highlights will be available later tonight with your usual "Language" :roll: warning?


There will be some video posted in the NAGA thread later on.



Pics


Dodgy parking. I blame the red car:wink:

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Molarman pre-match

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And your NQ 2010 Matchplay champion.

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Congrats NK. Bad luck Tommo. From what I hear it was a good match.

[Outcast]

Dodgy parking. I blame the red car:wink:

9354

I refuse to bite.....

[haysey]

Cause you don't want to admit to owning the smallest car in the world?

[Outcast]

Better than having the world's smallest d*&k;)

[haysey]

Have you been outside Solarmans window again?

[Outcast]

Have you been outside Solarmans window again?

No, but, Solarman let me in on your secret today.....

It's plain to see where all your growing energy went.....:p

[MegaWatty]

LOL. Outcast 2-nil! You go girlfriend!

[Courty]

Congrats on the win, NK. Too good on the day.

Chin up, Tomson. Nobody would have beaten him yesterday.

[Ned]

Congrats on the win, NK. Too good on the day.

Chin up, Tomson. Nobody would have beaten him yesterday.

Thanks Count!

The Silverback had his chances!

It went something like this:

Square, NK, NK, NK, Tomson, NK, NK, Tomson, NK, Square, Square, Tomson, Tomson, NK, Square, Square I think

Noice eagle of Toms on the 8th.

On another note......................................


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A7oZbnFvgA

[ddasey]

Congrats Neddy, nice win.

Oh well Tomson, bad luck. Next year.

[BrettM]

Well done NK, bad luck Tom. Hope you guys enjoyed your day out there.

[Tomson]

Brett the course is always in amazing condition. The greens were nice and the weather was brilliant.

Well played NK you really did play well, I played well but couldn't keep up..

[Courty]

Hope you guys enjoyed your day out there.

The course was fantastic as always. There's only one fault I'm going to pick on... no drinks cart.

[Dcanto]

Congrats NK and commiserations Tom.

Now bring on 2011.

[Ned]

Congrats Neddy, nice win.

Oh well Tomson, bad luck. Next year.


Well done NK, bad luck Tom. Hope you guys enjoyed your day out there.


Congrats NK and commiserations Tom.

Now bring on 2011.

Thanks guys, course was in great nick and had recovered very well with the recent rain.

Now when Brett starts his magic working at Paradise that will be even better. (At a reasonable price).

[Ned]

Brett the course is always in amazing condition. The greens were nice and the weather was brilliant.

Well played NK you really did play well, I played well but couldn't keep up..

Thanks Tom, the way you were bombing everything I was lucky to get away with what I did, rowey could stop saying "Does he hit anything short!!!!!!!!!!!"

[3oneday]

Soooo, celebrate with a name change maybe ???




:)