The Don's 30th: Araluen CC, 31/10/10, 8am

[adlo]

OK, will try and get this up and running and see if we can get a few groups.

Sunday AM, before cored greens and a few days before my 30th.

Details

8:00am

Cost $37, walking (cheers OMS)

Any takers?

Adlo 28
Simmsy 28
Yoss 33
Veefore 24
idgolfguy 32
Zeusgolf 33
JC 37

[simmsy]

permanent black ink for me.

[Yossarian]

Dark pencil. But probably in.

[Veefore]

Sounds like fun.
Shano really enjoyed Mandurah and would like to try to get in on this.

Pencil for him and I at the moment.

[adlo]

Good stuff. Updated.

Mark (from Mandurah today) will likely be in as well.

[Golfnut]

Let me run this past the minister....

[simmsy]

you need the woman whisperer!

[Yossarian]

Or a strong pimp hand.

[idgolfguy]

I'm in!

[Bruce Dickinson]

pencil please

[Pieface]

Heavy pencil :)

[TourFit]

Count me in...

[adlo]

Done, done and done, although I am running out of pencil.....

[Yossarian]

I've got about 40 ikea ones at home.

[Johnny Canuck]

shud be gud

[Golfnut]

Begging for permission:

Golf-no-nuts

Fixed.....really want to be at this one mate.

[Pieface]

I am oot. My matchplay opponent can only do the 31st so I have to play at Carramar :(

I am the lamest Ozgolfer ever.

[simmsy]

mmmm.....

Araluen:roll:

Carramar:\\:D/

seek help :smt100:smt021

[Pieface]

but but but...I have the chance to cover myself in social club glory. It will go into a .pdf and everything :roll: :lol:

[simmsy]

we can make you a PDF "certificate of attendance" if you would like that mate.

even better tell your opponent that you are having the MP at Araluen??

[TourFit]

Golfnut should have a new OzGolf name, and it should just be Golf...

...not a nut in sight at his place.

[adlo]

Ghey.

List updated

[Pieface]

Ghey list updated.

Fixed! You got your punctuation all wrong Adlo :p

My next Ozgolf outing may well be for 2011 matchplay at this rate :(

[Topdog]

Sorry Adam I have a game already book for both saturday and sunday that weekend.

I could always do a "NO NUTS" and say I am going then pull out at the last Minute.

Cheers,

Phil

[Veefore]

Done, done and done, although I am running out of pencil.....

Enough pencil left for one more?

If so add Peter.

Yes, another Harfielder looking for a temporary escape.

[Golfnut]

Sorry Adam I have a game already book for both saturday and sunday that weekend.

I could always do a "NO NUTS" and say I am going then pull out at the last Minute.

Cheers,

Phil

Did you miss me TD ;)

[adlo]

Sorry to hear you won't be there Topdog.

List updated.

[Topdog]

Did you miss me TD ;)


Sure did GN , but we still had fun killing mozzies.

You would have enjoyed MCC as it is a fair test for all handicaps.

The greens are smooth , true and all the same pace.

How did you get your wife pregnant when you alway pull out at the last minute ?

[Johnny Canuck]

I'll be carrying my clubs for this.

[Golfnut]

How did you get your wife pregnant when you alway pull out at the last minute ?

Not quick enough obviously ;)


First time pull out for me though for last Sunday, was a very rough week with all in the family sick including wifey who never ever gets sick....... I'd been out to play a couple of times during the week so did the righty by the family.......hate missing any OZgolf day but weekend play is becoming a thing of the past for me these days......

Really miss the big midweek games we used to do.

[Nuffie]

Hartfield 6-day champs may clash with this, have to check first...

[Golfnut]

I'm out Adlo......got an Ambrose day on Saturday 30th so Sunday golf is definitely oot for me.

[Johnny Canuck]

Ambrose over Araluen?

[Golfnut]

Never played in one so looking forward to it actually.....Sunday golf is an absolute last option these days anyway.

[idgolfguy]

Ambrose over Araluen?
Either does not have the golf mentality or try to run a scam on an Ambrose event.

[Johnny Canuck]

Where is the ambrose?

[Golfnut]

Either does not have the golf mentality or try to run a scam on an Ambrose event.

Say what.....???

[Golfnut]

Where is the ambrose?

Maylands

[Johnny Canuck]

9 holer over Araluen? Supa-Ghey.

[Golfnut]

9 holer......WTF? Last time I played it (Wednesday), it was 18.

[Johnny Canuck]

I thought it was a niner. Either way, poor trade off.

[Golfnut]

Not really a trade off JC, as much as I'd love to be there, me making The Don's 30th was unlikely anyway being a Sunday......PF and I are heading out to Araluen next Thursday if all goes to plan.

Maylands is actually in excellent condition at the moment......

[Johnny Canuck]

Gheylands.

Tell your husband it's the Don's 30th.

[Golfnut]

Yeah ok.

[simmsy]

GN - worse excuse ever!! you would rather play Ambrose (bad enough! crap form of golf) at Maylands - Please!!

Araluen - Arguably the best designed course in Perth Area. imo.

Tell everyone the real reason GN - you know, we know and you know your wife knows we know. so just say it.....


it would be best for you to not comment on these sort of days and then just pop on up the day before on the forum and say you're in! and can i get a discount for last minute buy-in?


Enjoy Gheylands Ambrose!

[Johnny Canuck]

Well said.

[MegaWatty]

Hello.

[Golfnut]

GN - worse excuse ever!! you would rather play Ambrose (bad enough! crap form of golf) at Maylands - Please!!

Araluen - Arguably the best designed course in Perth Area. imo.

Tell everyone the real reason GN - you know, we know and you know your wife knows we know. so just say it.....


it would be best for you to not comment on these sort of days and then just pop on up the day before on the forum and say you're in! and can i get a discount for last minute buy-in?


Enjoy Gheylands Ambrose!

Pop a chill pill fellas......It's not an excuse, I was never in pencil & never said I was likely.....You all know Sunday Golf for me at the moment is an unlikely proposition and no ones hiding the fact my wife's not a fan of it. And to be dead honest, I agree with her re. Sunday's being family day as it's the only chance we get to really spend time with the kids and catchup with family....we have quite big extended families on both sides so more than likely there's something on most Sundays and I don't think it's right to expect my wife to go off to these family dos with 3 little ones while I'm off galavanting.......Saturday and midweek golf is no problems hence my few little moaning comments in other threads about there not being enough mid week stuff anymore.

AND NOW IF I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU 2: My best mate asked me to play in his team on the Ambrose day a while back prior to the date being set and I said yes......date was confirmed yesterday and I gave him my word prior, it's also my brother's birthday that weekend and we normally go out and play a round so this ties in with it. I didn't even bother running Araluen past my wife after that.

Happy with that you two cranky bastards?

[simmsy]

Fixed.....really want to be at this one mate.



Let me run this past the minister....



I was never in pencil & never said I was likely

:roll:

[Golfnut]

Seriously simmsy, any other day of the week and I'd be there mate.

[Golfnut]

.....and isn't it past your bed time old man? ;)

[simmsy]

Mate I hear ya, I've got wife&kids too remember.
U open yourself up for the jibes mate and they are just that 'nut, jibes.

This is why I never put my hand up for an Ozgolf day until I know I can commit, all the @ssholes round here jump on anything, u know that. If something out the blue comes up then that's just bad luck but I won't say boo about the day until I've cleared it with the sports minister.

Peace oot!

[MegaWatty]

I'm out.

[simmsy]

Were u invited?

[Johnny Canuck]

Way to nip it in the bud Golfnut;).

Great use of the multi quote, Simmsy

[Golfnut]

Way to nip it in the bud Golfnut;).

Great use of the multi quote, Simmsy

Yeah he really pinned me there.

Back on topic trolls.

[MegaWatty]

Were u invited?

Do I know you?

[simmsy]

Who?

[MegaWatty]

Who?

I know I'm the new stranger at Ozgolf. :(. Back out to 15 this coming year I'm thinking.

I'm just researching joining a club in Sydney. Seriously!

[Golfnut]

I know I'm the new stranger at Ozgolf. :(. Back out to 15 this coming year I'm thinking.

I'm just researching joining a club in Sydney. Seriously!

Re-post?

[simmsy]

Moving back?

Or just somewhere to hide out during business trips.

[MegaWatty]

Moving back?

Or just somewhere to hide out during business trips.

The latter. I have a very good plan in place that involves golf in the morning and afternoon and leaving a spare set of bats at a friends in Sydney.

They don't seem to have country memberships though.

[simmsy]

Really? How bizarre!

[MegaWatty]

Anyway, I'm off there again on Monday. If my mate is keen on packing his sticks, we'll see what we can come up with.

The best thing is that there is a decent A grade course near the hotel and a decent A grade course near the office. One on the way, one on the way home.

I'm thinking my buddy may be a prime candidate for a spare set of sticks. He plays Cally X18s. I wonder if I can sort him out with a second set?!?!?!

[Golfnut]

X-20 Tours perhaps ;)

[MegaWatty]

I've got him in my sights!

I'm all about carry on luggage only, so the sooner I convince him, the easier it's going to be!

BTW...Got ot love Daylight Saving in Sydney!

[Johnny Canuck]

X-20 Tours perhaps ;)

You're a quick one GN.

[TourFit]

X20 Tours ROCK!!!

You should get yourself a set of these MW...

Best. Heads. Ever.

[Golfnut]

You're a quick one GN.

It was late :roll:

And Callaway Sucks.

[simmsy]

They're just too much club for u mate, aren't they.

[Johnny Canuck]

It's good to hear what clubs hackers don't like.

[TourFit]

It's good to hear what clubs hackers don't like.

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

[TourFit]

I'm afraid I'm oot for this boys!

The Founders Cup is on that weekend at Mt Lawley (Sat/Sun 36 Hole stableford), and I'd already committed to playing with a group. Just didn't realise until yesterday that it was on the 30th/31st, as they'd changed the date from the fixture list.

It's one of the two biggest Honour Board events at MLGC, and as a past winner I am encouraged by the club to play every year.

Pity. Would have liked to have had another crack at Araluen.

[Johnny Canuck]

A much better excuse than Ambrose at Maylands (but it's it great nick!).

[Golfnut]

A much better excuse than Ambrose at Maylands (but it's it great nick!).

GGF!

[Yossarian]

I am good for this.

[TourFit]

A much better excuse than Ambrose at Maylands (but it's it great nick!).

:smt023



I am good for this.

What water hazard will you dance with THIS time...? Fall off the 'bridge' getting to the 16th green? Drive the cart up the right side of the hill on 18 and head first into the blind pond?

[Yossarian]

Maybe the bottom of the 9th again.

[TourFit]

with loaded bases...?

[simmsy]

Araluen is Booked -

8:00
8:10
8:20

$37 each walking

JC - you know how to get there? don't be late.

[Johnny Canuck]

A warning to anyone that hasn't been there before, don't use Google map directions or whereis. The directions take you to a street that doesn't allow access to the course and is about 10-15 minutes from where you need to be.

[simmsy]

:lol::lol:

that day just wasn't meant to be for you was it canuck!


except for the winning and taking all our money part.

[Veefore]

Shane is out.

I'm trying to talk veeman into taking his place.

[simmsy]

tell him i'll give him $50 if he doesn't play!

[simmsy]

i'll give him $50 if he doesn't play!

[simmsy]

let him know i'll offer him $50 if he doesn't play!

[simmsy]

would he accept $50 not to play?

[simmsy]

ok $45 is it then but that's my best offer!

[Yossarian]

Hahaha

[Johnny Canuck]

gold.

[Veefore]

Brilliant Simmsy.

I think he is still holding on to the money to buy JC's putter.

[simmsy]

adlo - wanna stick tee times and prices in OP?

post #80 for ref.

[adlo]

Done, cheers old man

[simmsy]

consider it your birthday present.

[Yossarian]

I got you nothing for your birthday.

[Johnny Canuck]

He already has nothing. He got it from Mike.

[Yossarian]

He already has nothing. He got it from Mike.

I traded something for nothing. And then sold it to Golfbox, proving you can get money for nothing.

[Johnny Canuck]

Money for Nothing: From my vault of white rappers. He's got some skillz.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJODyOPPw8

[Yossarian]

I saw video, and was happy to see it was not Dire Straits, however listening to The Band, was more enjoyable than this.

White rappers....

[Johnny Canuck]

Hmmm. 6 degrees of separation.. I can play that.

This is an awesome sampling of The Band's "Up on Cripple Creek".


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmiD0O4TJRI

[Yossarian]

Pretty cool!

[simmsy]

this thread has lost the plot.

i'll see you all there on the 31st.

[simmsy]

Remember -

15th club allowed
pick/place in bunkers when affected by non raked bunkers and rocks. - JC that was your rule just leave it as it is, it's the same for everyone, ok.

[Johnny Canuck]

i'll do what i want, old man.

[veeman]

So whos going to give me the 50 Bucks not too take your money boys :razz:

[simmsy]

how we going with numbers here? do we need the 3 groups or are we only ending up with 8?

[Bruce Dickinson]

I'm no good, I've got a 40th on the Saturday night and will be in no fit state to be in charge of a motor vehicle the next day

[veeman]

I am thinking about it let you know soon

[Johnny Canuck]

cored goat track or araluen?

see you there.

[simmsy]

cored goat track or araluen?

see you there.

Kennedy Bay?;)

[adlo]

Veeman - maybe

Dazgolfa and Zeus both maybe's - spoke to them both in the last 24 hours.

Leave it with 3 groups until a few of the pencils can decide.

[Veefore]

I want to play. But my back will decide closer to the day. That is the best I can do.

Right now even the thought of swinging a golf club makes me wince.

Peter is a definite if either veeman or myself play.

[Veefore]

By the way, I wonder if Pete's first Ozgolf day will have the same effect as Shane's first ozgolf day down at Mandurah. He has cancelled his membership at the club and quit golf.

[hocko]

By the way, I wonder if Pete's first Ozgolf day will have the same effect as Shane's first ozgolf day down at Mandurah. He has cancelled his membership at the club and quit golf.

Shane has quit golf?????

[MegaWatty]

What clubs did he have? Dibs!

[hocko]

What clubs did he have? Dibs!

Cally X20 tours i think.

[MegaWatty]

Cally X20 tours i think.

I'll pay that. :)

Dibs no longer needed.

[Veefore]

Yep, he sure has.

I think he has kept a "social" type membership just so he can catch up and have a drink with the boys occasionally.

A combination of poor play and an elbow injury finally got to him.

Funnily enough he did have a set of the Callaway X20's but a steadily declining game led him to change about 12 months ago. He he has been playing the Titleist AP2's (I think, the forgiving ones anyway) ever since.

[Yossarian]

I'll give him 50 bucks for them.

[KristianJ]

They don't seem to have country memberships though.

Eastlake does - $745 p/a plus $650 joining fee.

Now, as you all were...

[MegaWatty]

Eastlake does - $745 p/a plus $650 joining fee.

Now, as you all were...

My god. That's more than my home club membership!

[bergsey]

My god. That's more than my home club membership!

They probably have mowers, not goats :)

[MegaWatty]

They probably have mowers, not goats :)

Boom tish. It continues!

[Johnny Canuck]

They probably have mowers, not goats :)

Awesome.

If Nuffie shows for this, we can play our match play.

[Zeusgolf]

Ok i could me making a come back ????

[Zeusgolf]

Ok i could me making a come back ????

Ok im in pen....

[Yossarian]

And with the third post

[Zeusgolf]

Huh ?

[Yossarian]

Sorry two posts in a row, third post.

Jesus rose on the third day. Ect ect.

[simmsy]

You idiot Yoss!

Welcome back Zeus.

[Johnny Canuck]

You going to show up this time or is it going to be another no call/no show?

[Zeusgolf]

Mate Im in and will be there. I will explain my absence when i see you guys....

[bergsey]

Mate Im in and will be there. I will explain my absence when i see you guys....

mardi gras ?... explains all the working out !

[simmsy]

Zeus is HUGE!
He told me so ;)

[TourFit]

Zeus is HUGE!

Wondered why you were walking a little funny...

...and before you jump in with a comment about MY walk Canuck (or Yoss)... I walk like a duck 'cos I have ducks' disease. (My arse is too close to the ground!)

[MegaWatty]

Quack!

[Veefore]

Pen for me. Unless hit by unexpected death I plan to be there.

[Zeusgolf]

mardi gras ?... explains all the working out !

Actually im single........well sorta :shock:

Not married or not going to be soon......but have a GF at the moment.... :)

[TourFit]

:smt107

Out of the frying pan...

[simmsy]

GOOD NEWS!


CHANGE OF TEE OFF TIME GENTS!!

Araluen called me today to ask that we tee off at 8:40, 8:50 & 9:00am, this was met with a great deal of delight by the birthday boy when i told him.

So sleep in's for everyone and we will see you up there a little bit later in the morning.

Adlo can you make change to OP please mate.

[Yossarian]

What time are we off?

[simmsy]

P!ss off you cheeky young Bugga!

[veeman]

Sorry boys cant play this time around

[simmsy]

Veefore and Peter are FIRM! and with cart.

who's Mark? i thought it was one of V4's mates. or have we doubled up on the Mark's with Adlo Bro & Mark?

[Veefore]

I think, Mark was adlo's mate from Wembley. I think that's who Hocko and I played with at Mandurah. Not sure though.

[simmsy]

oh ok then, i guess adlo will sort that out then. cheers v4.

[TourFit]

Adlo drinks too much of his own product these days...he's got double vision.

And he spends SO much of the day close to his bro' that everywhere he looks now he sees Mark.

mark, Mark, MArk, MARk, MARK!

[Yossarian]

Um the clutch has fallen out of my car. It may not be fixed by Sunday. I may be oot.

[Johnny Canuck]

i'd pick you up, but as of 4pm today, i will no longer have a car.

[Yossarian]

It is cool, I may be back by tomorrow but not holding out a lot of hope. I am trying to see if I can borrow a car but highly doubtful.

[idgolfguy]

It is cool, I may be back by tomorrow but not holding out a lot of hope. I am trying to see if I can borrow a car but highly doubtful.

Where are you located?

[Yossarian]

Melville. It is well out of the way for everyone so please don't offer cause I would feel bad. Plus I need to get back from the course quickish which adds further complications.

[idgolfguy]

Melville. It is well out of the way for everyone so please don't offer cause I would feel bad. Plus I need to get back from the course quickish which adds further complications.

Ok...

[MegaWatty]

Golfers on push bikes are super cool and environmentally conscious.

[Yossarian]

Yep all the way to araluen is feasible.

Cheers for the offers of lifts guys, its a bit tricky cause I am out saturday night and have to/was going to work early sunday morning. Getting from saturday night to sunday work then golf is going to be tricky...

[idgolfguy]

Ah! So you're out! You will be missed.

At least it is one less
Person that I will pay out to.

[Yossarian]

I think so, I will talk to see if I can get out of work or my car may be ready saturday afternoon they reckon.

For the moment I am out though.

[Johnny Canuck]

I think so, I will talk to see if I can get out of work or my car may be ready saturday afternoon they reckon.

For the moment I am out of the closet.

Fixed

[Yossarian]

Hardy har har.

[TourFit]

Group Drive...!

JC...is it your last day today?

[Veefore]

I rang up and booked a cart for Pete and I. He's got a bung knee and I'm just a fu***ng invalid lately.

[simmsy]

send you two cripples off in a 2ball first then i reckon, let us able body golfers go about our business.

[adlo]

Yoss, I am living a few suburbs over until we find a new place to live. If you need a lift I will be the logical option. Let me know. You will be missed.

[Johnny Canuck]

i am finished with my current job, fit.

[TourFit]

Adlo out of house...

JC out of work...

Yoss out of transport...

What next?

Oh wait...I'm out of patience!

[simmsy]

i'm out of memory.....

[Johnny Canuck]

hocko is out of bounds.

[MegaWatty]

hocko is out of bounds.

LOL!

[TourFit]

MW is out of booze...

[Johnny Canuck]

tourfit is out of shape.

[TourFit]

The mould melted a little bit that's all...

[MegaWatty]

MW is out of booze...

http://tapa.tk/mu/792df63e-d032-2f1b.jpg

Wrong!

[Johnny Canuck]

what's in that glass?

[TourFit]

Where there's a will, there's a way...hope that's not your own urine (or worse...VB!)

[MegaWatty]

It's pretty bad....Being a school night, it's Mid.

[Golfnut]

Where there's a will, there's a way...hope that's not your own urine (or worse...VB!)

I'd rather drink urine than VB any day.....can't believe that stuff exists still in this day and age with so many fantastic beers around.

[MegaWatty]

VBs fine.

[TourFit]

School night for you maybe...I've already polished off ONE full bottle of SA 2004 Shiraz!

Looking for something to keep on with without having to open another!

Just found some home-made Portuguese Cane whisky...about 30 yeras old.

SMOOTHEST. DROP. EVER. (seriously)

[Johnny Canuck]

It's pretty bad....Being a school night, it's Mid.

9266

[MegaWatty]

Go the first tee thread!

You following this Mike?

[TourFit]

I'd rather drink urine than VB any day.....can't believe that stuff exists still in this day and age with so many fantastic beers around.

Until we successfully cull ALL Collingwood fans around the country there will be a demand!

[Johnny Canuck]

I'd rather drink urine than VB any day.....can't believe that stuff exists still in this day and age with so many fantastic beers around.

What would you recommend?


VBs fine.

Agree.


School night for you maybe...I've already polished off ONE full bottle of SA 2004 Shiraz!

Looking for something to keep on with without having to open another!

Just found some home-made Portuguese Cane whisky...about 30 yeras old.

SMOOTHEST. DROP. EVER. (seriously)

Does Zeus know you've raided his liquor cabinet?

[Golfnut]

VBs fine.....

......for desperate alcoholics :smt078

[Golfnut]

What would you recommend?

Seriously, anything but VB or Crowne Lager (aka. VB in a flash bottle)

Hoegaarden's the favourite still.

[TourFit]

Does Zeus know you've raided his liquor cabinet?

Puerto Rican cane whiskey will clean the inside of your engine to a complete shine...

...this stuff was given to me by the father in law of my former boss, about 80 or so at the time. He'd been making it for about 30 years to his own recipe. Drunk completely straight (so not suitable for Yoss), or on the rocks. SENSATIONAL. Not much left though...:(

[MegaWatty]

Seriously, anything but VB or Crowne Lager (aka. VB in a flash bottle)

Hoegaarden's the favourite still.

Hoegaarden tastes like shit! It's a wheat beer. Some people like that. VB is a bitter beer. Some people like that.

Redback is also shit as it is a wheat beer.

[TourFit]

Tigers new house should be called Hoegaarden...after the activity, not the beer!

[Johnny Canuck]

Also my fav drop. Selling for $49.99 a slab in Vic Park at the moment.

I would have picked up a slab tonight, but the missus picked me up when I was already half tanked and I forgot about the hoeie's until I had already made her drive to pick up my putter from a mate and also stop to get me a roadie.

2 strikes was enough.

The third strike came when I had to piss on the ride home, but I got away with it because she made a wrong turn when I wasn't paying attention.

I did give in and consume a room temperature Crownie in the office this afternoon because there was nothing else available.

[MegaWatty]

Tigers new house should be called Hoegaarden...after the activity, not the beer!

Or your garage!

[TourFit]

There are no women in there...well not that I know of. ;)

And if there were they'd look better than some of the dogs he had.

[MegaWatty]

There are no women in there...well not that I know of. ;)

And if there were they'd look better than some of the dogs he had.

You told me you had 15 bags in there!

[Johnny Canuck]

Puerto Rican cane whiskey will clean the inside of your engine to a complete shine...

...this stuff was given to me by the father in law of my former boss, about 80 or so at the time. He'd been making it for about 30 years to his own recipe. Drunk completely straight (so not suitable for Yoss), or on the rocks. SENSATIONAL. Not much left though...:(

Save a couple shots for champs.


Hoegaarden tastes like shit! It's a wheat beer. Some people like that. VB is a bitter beer. Some people like that.

Redback is also shit as it is a wheat beer.

Diversity is a luxury. I love bitters and wheats.

I also love dark skinned white girls, half casts and asians. My golden skin matches a lot more than your orange though.


Tigers new house should be called Hoegaarden...after the activity, not the beer!

Tourfit, I think Golfnut's guessed your password.

[Golfnut]

Hoegaarden tastes like shit! It's a wheat beer. Some people like that. VB is a bitter beer. Some people like that.

Redback is also shit as it is a wheat beer.

That's funny MW cause I'm not a big fan of Redback.....go figure.......but Hoegaarden is a cloudy wheat beer, so not as 'cleaned up' as Redback, wonder if that makes the difference.

[TourFit]

.

[Golfnut]

You told me you had 15 bags in there!
:lol::lol::lol:

[TourFit]

Save a couple shots for champs.

Nope...final clearance tonight. One night only!



Tourfit, I think Golfnut's guessed your password.

I am Golfnut!

[MegaWatty]

Nope...final clearance tonight. One night only!




I am Zigwah!

Careful JC.

[Golfnut]

Also my fav drop. Selling for $49.99 a slab in Vic Park at the moment.

I would have picked up a slab tonight, but the missus picked me up when I was already half tanked and I forgot about the hoeie's until I had already made her drive to pick up my putter from a mate and also stop to get me a roadie.

2 strikes was enough.

The third strike came when I had to piss on the ride home, but I got away with it because she made a wrong turn when I wasn't paying attention.

I did give in and consume a room temperature Crownie in the office this afternoon because there was nothing else available.

Are you for real!!!! I have never seen it that cheap ever, anywhere.....what store JC?....need to reload the shed fridge for my daughter's 2nd birthday next weekend.

Sh!t, all this beer talk is making me thirsty........going to the shed.

JC, that last line in your post makes me want to throw up a little. :smt087

[Johnny Canuck]

I feel like I'm being watched, again.


Back to beer. I tried Pure Blonde White last night. Out of the bottle, so I couldn't drink it properly. The first sip was nice, but it got bland pretty quickly. Not a bad drop, but it doesn't compare to Hoegaarden.

[MegaWatty]

You've been away for a bit JC. Welcome back. Shame Yoss isn't in. And that bloke that's turning 30 must be working too hard!

[Johnny Canuck]

Are you for real!!!! I have never seen it that cheap ever, anywhere.....what store JC?....need to reload the shed fridge for my daughter's 2nd birthday next weekend.

Sh!t, all this beer talk is making me thirsty........going to the shed.

JC, that last line in your post makes me want to throw up a little. :smt087

There is a coffee shop called Imp. Not Gimp, that's in Yoss' closet.

Anyways, it's on the same side as Imp, but slightly closer to the city. A little hole in the wall bottle-o. If you're familiar with the area at all, you'll know the one that I am talking about. On Albany Highway.

[TourFit]

Can he park a truck out the front...?

[Yossarian]

Hoegaarden $47 a case at my local liquor barons.

Adlo, cheers mate, I'll speak to work tomorrow and see what the deal is. Hopefully the master and slave cylinder on the car will be good to go as well. Mmm Master and slave.

[Johnny Canuck]

Big negative on that one. There is a side street right before the shopping centre that could house a giant truck.

[Johnny Canuck]

Hoegaarden $47 a case at my local liquor barons.

Adlo, cheers mate, I'll speak to work tomorrow and see what the deal is. Hopefully the master and slave cylinder on the car will be good to go as well. Mmm Master and slave.
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[Golfnut]

I feel like I'm being watched, again.


Back to beer. I tried Pure Blonde White last night. Out of the bottle, so I couldn't drink it properly. The first sip was nice, but it got bland pretty quickly. Not a bad drop, but it doesn't compare to Hoegaarden.

Don't mind Pure Blond......is the white their cloudy version?

[MegaWatty]

Meh. Another average beer. If you're after low carb that you can smash through, Hahn Superdry.

[Yossarian]

You like white cloudy liquid?

[TourFit]

Omg...rofl

[Golfnut]

Hoegaarden $47 a case at my local liquor barons.



Applecross I'm guessing?

[Yossarian]

Applecross I'm guessing?

Applecross with my petit bourgeois background I think not. Melville friend, the home of many cheap imported beers.

[Golfnut]

You like white cloudy liquid?

Milk's ok :? just not man milk.

[TourFit]

Buff AND petite Yoss...?

[Golfnut]

Applecross with my petit bourgeois background I think not. Melville friend, the home of many cheap imported beers.

Cheers.

[Johnny Canuck]

Don't mind Pure Blond......is the white their cloudy version?

You're a quick one.


Meh. Another average beer. If you're after low carb that you can smash through, Hahn Superdry.

The blondes not bad. The naked is by far the best Yoss-Strength beer out there.


You like white cloudy liquid?

Like microwaved yoghurt.

[Yossarian]

Milk's ok :? just not man milk.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzUKD0paUZ4

[Golfnut]

Still trying to work out how you find this stuff so quick Yoss....LOL

[Veefore]

send you two cripples off in a 2ball first then i reckon, let us able body golfers go about our business.

That'll work great. The two of us should get around in about three and a bit hours. The way you blokes play we'll be home and unpacked and I'll be on my second drink before you even finish.

It'll be just like not going to an Ozgolf day at all.



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[Golfnut]

You're a quick one.



You been talking to my missus!

[Johnny Canuck]

Why can't I feel sorry for "Tommy"?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ILgKU34GVw

[TourFit]

That'll work great. The two of us should get around in about three and a bit hours. The way you blokes play we'll be home and unpacked and I'll be on my second drink before you even finish.

It'll be just like not going to an Ozgolf day at all.

Just hold off the alcohol until you get home will you...Tramadol and grog don't mix well and... well, you seem to have spooked a few of the other OzGolfers into thinking your a cwazy axe murderer or something.

Actually, on second thoughts take some. It'll make for a MUCH more interesting day...for suggestions, please see whichever thread we've been haping on about recommended drinks (I forget which one it is!)

[MegaWatty]

Why can't I feel sorry for "Tommy"?


Mate, that's ****ed up. You should remove that post.

[Golfnut]

That seriously made me feel sick......God there's some screwed up people in this world.

[Johnny Canuck]

Quality viewing. Isn't it? I'd feel bad for the guy, if he didn't take pride in stabbing someone else in the neck 4 times.

[Golfnut]

True.

[Johnny Canuck]

Anyone who wants to put themselves in a situation like that deserves whatever they receive.

[MegaWatty]

But an open forum about golf where we don't know who is viewing probably doesn't need it.

[Johnny Canuck]

It's on youtube. Anyone could view it, dad.

[MegaWatty]

Still ****ed up.

[Johnny Canuck]

Agree 100%. It's in a WA thread, so no one other than us and Mike will see it.

[Veefore]

Why can't I feel sorry for "Tommy"?


Wow, big talk and no skills whatsoever. He deserved an arsekicking.

The knee to the throat at the end was uncalled for. That's what you do when you want to kill someone. , Tommy was already asleep before he hit the ground.

[Veefore]

Just hold off the alcohol until you get home will you...Tramadol and grog don't mix well

Tramadol and golf don't mix. Other than giving me some freaky nightmares and loss of sleep it also leaves me really unco on the golf course.
I'll be sticking to Panadeine Forte for tomorrow. Not as effective and makes me a little impatient doesn't affect my chipping and putting as much.


and... well, you seem to have spooked a few of the other OzGolfers into thinking your a cwazy axe murderer or something.
What did he say?

[TourFit]

Just pullin' your chain...

...other than suspecting that you turn into a cwazy axe murderer he didn't say much at all. ;)

[Veefore]

edit. anyone who doesn't really know veeman won't get that joke.

[Yossarian]

Phase 1, get off work, complete. Car is not looking so promising.

[Johnny Canuck]

It's from a series called "Felony Fights" that pits convicted felons against each other. It is a "good" way for them to make some coin shortly after they've been released. Amazingly enough, the DVDs sell in Best Buy, a large retailer in the states.

I hear you about the painkillers making you unco. I've had a few rounds where I countered stiff necks, etc. with painkillers and I felt like Yoss around the greens.

[Yossarian]

What you mean awesome?

[Veefore]

What you mean awesome?

Umm. Yeah.... That's it. :-s

[simmsy]

ok so just chattin with the homeless birthday boy and he has just drawn the groups for tomorrow -

8:40 - The cripples in a cart (V4&Peter)
8:50 - OMS, Yoss, Mark, Zeus
9:00 - ADLO, IDG, JC, Marty


Don't forget local rules - 15th club &/or grass matt allowed
Pick/Place in bunkers(check with partner) as quiet alot of rocks in a number of bunkers and they don't get raked.

also remember the landing area on the 9th is still very much downhill so everyone make sure they put the brakes on when they get there, ok!

[mike]

Interesting thread.

How far back do I have to go to work out what it's about?

[MegaWatty]

Interesting thread.

How far back do I have to go to work out what it's about?

It's evolution baby!

[mike]

I went back to page 6. I still don't know.

Further?

[MegaWatty]

In guessing post 1 is good.

[mike]

All clear now.

Wait.

Who's Peter and Mark.

[MegaWatty]

All clear now.

Wait.

Who's Peter and Mark.

You'll need to read the entire thread.

[Nuffie]

Seriously, anything but VB or Crowne Lager (aka. VB in a flash bottle)

Hoegaarden's the favourite still.

Have a good time tomorrow guys at Araluen and happy birthday Adlo.

JC was hitting the ball very nice during our catchup round through the week, so lets see how he goes tomorrow and hopefully his buggy remains in the "lithosphere" and doesn't quite end up in the "hydrosphere" again :)

I know this topic came and went a few pages back, but I couldnt help but contribute:

Hoegaarden's a great choice of beer Golfnut, maybe I should get me a slab from that bottleshop where JC gets it from.

From working in a lawn bowls club for over 5 years, and mixing with a lot of rich australian representative lawn bowlers who knew their stuff well, I got to work out quickly what beers tasted the best.

From what I've learnt, overseas they sell Fosters at a very cheap price and here they stick it in a fancy bottle, call it "Crown Larger" and double the price, what buggers C&U! I'm with you Golfnut - It's not that great a drop either, just about average really.

Tooheys NEW and VB, well dont get me started on them. They'd both kill a brown dog IMO :) bottom of the ladder for sure... with Carlton Cold just above.

Coopers Sparkling Ale is still one of my favorites of all time. Squires Amber Ale, Little Creatures Bright and Gage Roads Indian Pale Ale, now they have good taste too.

For a good smooth-budget larger to drink in the summer months, try that Dry Dock (Sail and Anchor Beer). It has impressed me so far in its short lifespan.

Tooheys Extra Dry?? Well it was good once upon a time back around 2001, but has now slipped further down the ladder towards the "VB" category. I'd give that one a miss now.

[simmsy]

Watch out for JC tomorrow - just checked it GL - 5 oot of his last 6 games are flagged!:shock:

The mounty is back.

[MegaWatty]

What's he off?

Is he breaking his handicap @ Hartfield now?

[Johnny Canuck]

6.0 will be up to seven after my next comp.

not breaking handi at harty, but hitting the ball well. 33 points with no wipes today. probably, my first wipe free round at harty

[Yossarian]

It's evolution baby!

Woo..
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah