Friday 1st October Mossman 8.30am

[haysey]

Julie v Haysey in the final round of the FNQ 2010 matchplay before the finals kick off.

There's sure to be carnage...or at least a few shanks:oops:

Anyone else interested in coming along?


Julie
Haysey
Cookie
Chriso



BTW. How many shots am I giving you young lady?

[Courty]

Pffft. Some of us have to work. :roll:

[BrettM]

Pffft. Some of us have to work. :roll:

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[haysey]

Pffft. Some of us have to work. :roll:


Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!



Wot the mowing man said!

[Courty]

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!

That reminds me of a post I had to make elsewhere.

[BrettM]

Wot the mowing man said!

Time for a new avatar 8-)

[Chriso]

Im in, see ya when it happens :D

[haysey]

Sweet Chriso. Look forward to it.



Jules, what's Russell up too?

[Courty]

Jules, what's Russell up too?

Probably working out how many rounds it will take to get another 10 shots on his handicap. ;)

[haysey]

Probably working out how many rounds it will take to get another 10 shots on his handicap. ;)



I'm trying to figure that out for me. It'd probably be a lot easier if I'd bothered to finish high school!

[Julie]

Russell is working on switching around a few jobs to try and play.

I'm waiting to see if my miserable Millaa Millaa score will bring me up to 21, otherwise I will be off 20. Hmmm, there is also a 4bbb on Thursday that I will be playing.:lol::lol::lol:

[haysey]

You're married to the handicapper. I'm sure it won't be a problem:razz:



Is there a matchplay index for Mossman?

[Julie]

I also do the ladies handicaps at Mossman.:lol::lol::lol: ....and the men's when Russell can't be bothered (I should say too busy!).

Yes there is a matchplay index for Mossman.

[haysey]

Fair enough. You play off 27 then.


As long as we keep it to something less than banner material I'll be happy.

[Courty]

:roll:

[haysey]

:roll:

What?

[BrettM]

Go Julie!!

[Ned]

This MP has the trappings from a sms sent around about the Pakistani Cricket team.

"News Flash - Julie beats Haysey 2 and 1, knocking Courty out of Semi's.

Match to be played this Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


:mrgreen:




:wink:

[haysey]

I'll have a hundred on Julie. That's ok, right?

[Courty]

:-#

[Ned]

:-#

We know you have been sneaking and peaking at haysey and my PM warfare Mr Mod!

[Courty]

We know you have been sneaking and peaking at haysey and my PM warfare Mr Mod!

I can't read PMs. They wouldn't be private then, would they?

[haysey]

Don't forget to email me that matchplay index thingy boss. Got to know where I'm getting shots off Julie:lol:

[haysey]

Julie, is Russell playing? I'm half considering giving Cookie the morning off to come up to Mossman...

[Ned]

Julie, is Russell playing? I'm half considering giving Cookie the morning off to come up to Mossman...

Is he related to Bart and Donut ?

[Julie]

Sadly Russell will be working in Julatten on Friday morning. As he says, somebody has to keep me in new golf clubs.:lol::lol:
Bring Cookie up anyway, it will do him good to have a game of golf instead of slaving away for you. Besides we get to see what cute golf gear he will be wearing.;):D
Apparently Mossman is getting new greens very soon and there will be temporary ones, lets hope the work does not begin on Friday.:oops:

[haysey]

Is he related to Bart and Donut ?


You'd think that. But I know Cookie actually exists, unlike the other two.



Sadly Russell will be working in Julatten on Friday morning. As he says, somebody has to keep me in new golf clubs.:lol::lol:
Bring Cookie up anyway, it will do him good to have a game of golf instead of slaving away for you. Besides we get to see what cute golf gear he will be wearing.;):D
Apparently Mossman is getting new greens very soon and there will be temporary ones, lets hope the work does not begin on Friday.:oops:


Righto, book Carson Kresley in.


Don't care if the greens are temporary. That'll be an excuse to save me from getting banned:razz:

[haysey]

I've got a driver delivery for you Julie.



Grip's not straight, club feels dead......and I'll probably forget to bring it:lol:

[solarman]

I've got a driver delivery for you Julie.



Grip's not straight, club feels dead......and I'll probably forget to bring it:lol:

Why was this in very small writing.....are you afraid a certain someone will see it.

[Ned]

Go Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haysey]

After today. She's a shoe-in:oops:

[Courty]

I'd love for Julie to kick his whining ass, but I would like to play at least one more match before this thing is done. :neutral:

[Ned]

Yes well after two days in bed and most probaly tomorrow you will be too on Saturday!

[haysey]

Gotta love royal G. Handicaps have already been updated.

[haysey]

I'd love for Julie to kick his whining ass, but I would like to play at least one more match before this thing is done. :neutral:



Personal abuse! Where's a mod when you need one:roll:

[Courty]

Personal abuse! Where's a mod when you need one:roll:

You called? :mrgreen:

[mike]

Courty is my 3rd favourite moderator. Leave him alone.

[haysey]

Courty is my 3rd favourite moderator. Leave him alone.



That may be so Mike. But the question is whether you want him in the finals or not?

[mike]

I don't really give a shit.

[haysey]

Fair enough then.

[mike]

8-)

[haysey]

:wink:



When do you head to Sydney?

[mike]

tmz

[haysey]

Have fun. And good luck.

[mike]

You too.

[Ned]

After today. She's a shoe-in:oops:


How so ?:-s

You played to you handicap and lost .1.

[haysey]

How so ?:-s

You played to you handicap and lost .1.

Indeed. What are the chances I can back that up with another good round ?

[Ned]

Indeed. What are the chances I can back that up with another good round ?

Courty is massaging the Voodoo Doll that Solarman made up of you ????

[haysey]

No wonder my ass hurts:?

[haysey]

Anyone got any suggestions as to whether the ladies match index or the mens should be used?

[Courty]

This match thrown yet? :roll:

[Ned]

Anyone got any suggestions as to whether the ladies match index or the mens should be used?

Yeah, enjoy a game of golf and declare Julie the winner!:razz:



:wink:

[Courty]

A birdie tells me Haysey got towelled up by Julie.

Congrats Julie!

[Julie]

There was no pretty golf at Mossman today.:oops:

Haysey and I both hacked around the course, but I was a tiny bit luckier then him.

Nice to play with Chris and to see Cookie again.

I must say Cookie has a beautiful golf swing.8) It was nice to see that his handicap has finally dropped as well.:D

[solarman]

There was no pretty golf at Mossman today.:oops:

Haysey and I both hacked around the course, but I was a tiny bit luckier then him.

Nice to play with Chris and to see Cookie again.

I must say Cookie has a beautiful golf swing.8) It was nice to see that his handicap has finally dropped as well.:D

What...Cookie as well. Should have known with all the doors being closed next door.

[Ned]

Bugger, just need to see 'banned' against hayseys User ID now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well played Julie.

Haysey ya chopper!

[Julie]

What...Cookie as well. Should have known with all the doors being closed next door.

You should have seen Cookie, he had a smile from ear to ear, playing golf and being paid for it.:D

[BrettM]

Well done Julie, bad luck H.

Julie has been a regular in the local paper going close or winning a few comps of late.

[haysey]

Thanks for the round Julie. Too good for me on a day when nothing went right. Good luck with the Gorilla:mrgreen:



Good to see Chriso again.



Cookie, you're fired. No employee of mine beats me:razz:

[Courty]

You should have seen Cookie, he had a smile from ear to ear, playing golf and being paid for it.:D

Closest he'll ever get to being professional. ;)

Congrats again, Julie. I knew all along it would turn out this way... Haysey is a chump. ;)

[haysey]

Congrats again, Julie. I knew all along it would turn out this way... Haysey is a chump. ;)


There's a life lesson to be learnt here young man.


Don't rely on others to get you the results that you should've got yourself.:razz:


Especially custard headed others who might be distracted by a shiny thing...or a rainbow...or a business deal...you get the idea:roll: