Yoss meets Nature. Nature wins.

[Yossarian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IodqtvZFuFU

I feel a bit bad about this one, I am sorry my blackboy friend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTY37s_ReDk

Slight language warning, thanks Mega.

That mud is thick!

[Courty]

I feel a bit bad about this one, I am sorry my blackboy friend.

Very un-PC. It's called a grass tree.

I'm assuming that the 2nd video was in a hazard?

[Courty]

By the way, I LOL'd at both videos. :lol:

[Ned]

Solarman and MW related.......................

[henno]

There's a Dustin Johnson style penalty to be applied there.

Also, do you have any idea how long it took for that grass tree to grow that high? Talk about insensitive. No wonder nature bitch-slapped you right back.

[Courty]

Also, do you have any idea how long it took for that grass tree to grow that high?

I assume it would be a similar growth rate to the ones up here, which is supposedly about 1 centimetre per year!

[TheNuclearOne]

Hahaha, GREAT stuff Yoss, enjoyed it.

[Dotty]

You are getting better Yoss.

This time, nature got you on a points decision.

Last year was a knock-out.

[Cosmopolite]

Very un-PC. It's called a grass tree.



Xanthorrhoea actually

[Yossarian]

Very un-PC. It's called a grass tree.

I'm assuming that the 2nd video was in a hazard?

It was, it was the 17th hole and I was sitting on about 12 points so I kinda forgot about the rules for a while :)


There's a Dustin Johnson style penalty to be applied there.

Also, do you have any idea how long it took for that grass tree to grow that high? Talk about insensitive. No wonder nature bitch-slapped you right back.

I do and that is why I feel bad. I've played that shot a couple of times and it has never done that. :(


You are getting better Yoss.

This time, nature got you on a points decision.

Last year was a knock-out.

Gold!

[henno]

Xanthorrhoea actually

Is there an arborist in the building?

[Courty]

Xanthorrhoea actually

Is that in the same genus as gonorrhea or diarrhea?

[Cosmopolite]

Is there an arborist in the building?

not in mine

[timah!]

Well thats three vids on this site that always bring about a chuckle!

[markTHEblake]

You got a massive reverse tilt there, i'd get that looked into.

[LarryLong]

Next one you hit into a tree is going to come back at your nuts after what you did to that grass tree. Massive karma payback on the way. :)

Were they both in the same round, or do you wear a uniform for golf?

[Yossarian]

You got a massive reverse tilt there, i'd get that looked into.

Thanks, I was worried about clearing my hips as well!

On a side note, you can't see in that second video, my left foot is about 15 cm undergroud. Mmmm clay.

[Yossarian]

Next one you hit into a tree is going to come back at your nuts after what you did to that grass tree. Massive karma payback on the way. :)

Were they both in the same round, or do you wear a uniform for golf?

Both today on my way to a glorious 15 points.

[MegaWatty]

I think it's a National Park...

Apologies for the language.

[Yossarian]

Next one you hit into a tree is going to come back at your nuts after what you did to that grass tree. Massive karma payback on the way. :)

Were they both in the same round, or do you wear a uniform for golf?

Actually come to think of it, I owe nature one for that ball in the face incident. All square nature.

I do still feel bad. :(

[sms316]

Is it seriously offensive to refer to a bush like that as a "black boy"?

[Johnny Canuck]

Yeh mon.

[razaar]

hahahaha..good stuff Yoss.

[PeteyD]

Funny stuff Yoss!

[AndyP]

Good on you for having a crack at those shots, ya ****stick.

[TourFit]

Yoss...you realise that the creek was the NARROWEST target you hit all day.

You couldn't hit a 50m wide fairway, and yet you managed to put it right up the middle of a 3ft creek bed !!!

[Yossarian]

Good on you for having a crack at those shots, ya ****stick.

Thanks baby


Yoss...you realise that the creek was the NARROWEST target you hit all day.

You couldn't hit a 50m wide fairway, and yet you managed to put it right up the middle of a 3ft creek bed !!!

yeah cause I was aiming for the creek...

[solarman]

I wanna be in his group.....may take around 5 hours though to get around, but gee we could do some serious course modifications.

[Yossarian]

We still got round in 4hr 15 or so. Even with me hitting the ball over every green that I could.

[solarman]

We still got round in 4hr 15 or so. Even with me hitting the ball over every green that I could.

Is it just me or are greens getting smaller 8)

[MegaWatty]

We still got round in 4hr 15 or so. Even with me hitting the ball over every green that I could.

We were slow, but didn't take it too seriously and hit an extra ball here and there. I think 10 balls made it down to the 16th.

When are we going back (apart from Ad's 30th)?

[MegaWatty]

Is it just me or are greens getting smaller 8)

Just you.

[solarman]

Just you.

Are you sure...I can normally hit the green from 280 out, but I seem to be flying it now.;)

[matty]

Is it seriously offensive to refer to a bush like that as a "black boy"?

No way. It's what they're called. PC gone mad again. Not even a kookaburra can have a gay life anymore!

[MegaWatty]

No way. It's what they're called. PC gone mad again. Not even a kookaburra can have a gay life anymore!

Really?

[Daves]

Really?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/7977627/Head-teacher-removes-word-gay-from-Kookaburra-song.html

[Yossarian]

BAMP for Rubin.

[Johnny Canuck]

I was hoping you were going to show him the battle you had with the tree at Royal Freo Public.

[virge666]

Is it seriously offensive to refer to a bush like that as a "black boy"?

And you shouldn't hit black boys with sticks anymore either... so I have been told.

[rubin]

:smt046 :smt044 :smt046 :smt044

[Dotty]

I was hoping you were going to show him the battle you had with the tree at Royal Freo Public.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/14799-Hit-in-the-face-with-a-golf-ball.?highlight=