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Ferrins
2nd September 2010, 11:02 AM
" I am the greatest " C. Clay.

Put it out there, if you think you got it going on.

Ferrins
2nd September 2010, 11:04 AM
I will win the Champs.

Here some lyrics for you losers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrrdLO8fie0&feature=related

3oneday
2nd September 2010, 11:05 AM
I thought most golfers were modest. Clearly I am wrong :)

Ferrins
2nd September 2010, 11:07 AM
I will have Petethepilots ball striking with PeteyD's h'cap.

Courty
2nd September 2010, 11:17 AM
I'd love to come up with something witty here, but the truth is I'll probably be lucky to break 100. :roll:

PeteyD
2nd September 2010, 11:42 AM
I will have Petethepilots ball striking with PeteyD's h'cap.

More like the other way 'round ferret pants.

Lucasto23
2nd September 2010, 12:36 PM
i'm gonna beat the ferret with my 3 wood skills :)

Daves
2nd September 2010, 12:37 PM
Seems everyone is silenced by your greatness Ferris Bueler!:mrgreen:

Me, I have got nothing!

kpac
2nd September 2010, 12:45 PM
I'll beat dickie by 5 pts both days.

PeteyD
2nd September 2010, 12:47 PM
I'll beat dickie Leaving the girls at home this year?

Nice handicap blowout is coming at just the right time for my evil plans!

AndyP
2nd September 2010, 01:21 PM
Not that you can plan to win the Champs (the matchplay is more important), but I'm in PeteyD's camp. Handicap going out to 14-15 just in time for the Champs, while I start to play more golf, including non-comp games.

Jarro
2nd September 2010, 02:25 PM
I'm in with a big chance now that my 'cap is 15 8)

As long as i'm not paired with AndeePee, i'm not a fan of slow play !!

PeteyD
2nd September 2010, 02:34 PM
Note to self, rig draw to pair Jarho with Grumpee-P

just
2nd September 2010, 02:37 PM
As long as they are at the back of the field. Note to self, after losing a couple of strokes off handicap in last few weeks stop playing golf until champs. Don't want to lose anymore when the rest of the field are throwing out the anchors.

Lucasto23
2nd September 2010, 02:40 PM
wonder if i can get out to 16 again :-k

henno
2nd September 2010, 02:42 PM
I'm doing an All Blacks and peaking too early before the main event.

Eag's
2nd September 2010, 03:08 PM
I promise to drink more Bundy than last year, start a few fights, have a chunder & still smash the breakfast buffet each morning.
Be afraid people be very afraid!!!

3oneday
2nd September 2010, 03:13 PM
Isn't it "no holds barred" ?

Courty
2nd September 2010, 03:16 PM
Isn't it "no holds barred" ?

This is the Champs you're talking about. ;)

PeteyD
2nd September 2010, 03:17 PM
I was trying to decide if it was an error or a pun. Knowing Ferrins he started thinking about holes and that was it.

Jarro
2nd September 2010, 03:23 PM
Isn't it "no holds barred" ?

Maybe he thinks Yoss is coming over ?

Yossarian
2nd September 2010, 03:34 PM
Maybe he thinks Yoss is coming over ?

You wish.

3oneday
2nd September 2010, 03:40 PM
His hole ?

sms316
2nd September 2010, 04:39 PM
You pricks are in for trouble now that you are playing in my back yard.

Hopefully I can make sure Briony or Laura are on drinks cart duty. Solarman will blow the front of his pants out when he sees either of them.

timah!
2nd September 2010, 05:02 PM
Meh, i'll be happy if I make one par!

Especially if the drinks girls are as good as sms reckons... :grin:

Ferrins
2nd September 2010, 05:10 PM
Isn't it "no holds barred" ?
Can't you be creative around here or are you all sheep that keep jumping the fence.

Ned
2nd September 2010, 05:15 PM
Ill be drunk!

haysey
2nd September 2010, 05:19 PM
Solarman will raise the bat both days.

sms316
2nd September 2010, 05:20 PM
Solarman will raise the bat both days.
Especially when he sees the drinks cart girls.

Grunt
2nd September 2010, 05:21 PM
I will have a drink or 200 on Saturday night to mourn the fact I cant make it up there this year. :(

sms316
2nd September 2010, 05:24 PM
I will have a drink or 200 on Saturday night to mourn the fact I cant make it up there this year. :(

Won't be the same Grunter. At least no pricks will pull a gun on you this year.

Hux
2nd September 2010, 05:49 PM
As long as they are at the back of the field. Note to self, after losing a couple of strokes off handicap in last few weeks stop playing golf until champs. Don't want to lose anymore when the rest of the field are throwing out the anchors.

I noted a certain players name in the paper this Monday with 40pts....you have been on a winning streak Just....well done!

My prediction is - Just and Hux takes another $30 of Jono and Shavey on Saturday :-)

Ned will win the Johnny Walker skulling comp on Friday and be home in bed shivering and nursing his blue balls award by 7pm and then barely front for a drink Saturday night - cause really he deserves his Blue Balls.

just
2nd September 2010, 05:58 PM
Thanks mate. And thanks for reminding me about shavey's annual donation to the just fund.

Ned
2nd September 2010, 06:00 PM
And proud of them, took some serious drinking to win that trophy.

Grunt would have to be the early pace setter on the BB Award, but the Bourbon Monster may be the smokey if he Sooky lala's this year like he did last year.

sms316
2nd September 2010, 06:02 PM
NK is a moral for back-to-back blue balls.

Ned
2nd September 2010, 06:03 PM
NK is a moral for back-to-back blue balls.

At least Ill turn up..........................kinda................. ..........sometime.......................by Sunday

jaybam
2nd September 2010, 06:46 PM
hmmmmm i will be the one that laughs at all the silly drunk people :) :)

Ned
2nd September 2010, 06:48 PM
hmmmmm i will be the one that laughs at all the silly drunk people :) :)

And crub throwers!

Hux
2nd September 2010, 06:59 PM
Bit rich you calling people sooky la la's.
Mr "I got the shakes friday night and - I'm tired Saturday night"!!! You are such a party animal - but only if the animal in question is a hibernating bear anyway.

Ned
2nd September 2010, 07:00 PM
Bit rich you calling people sooky la la's.
Mr "I got the shakes friday night and - I'm tired Saturday night"!!! You are such a party animal - but only if the animal in question is a hibernating bear anyway.

At least wont be hit by a badly hit wedge!

Hux
2nd September 2010, 07:03 PM
At least wont be hit by a badly hit wedge!


You will if you win the Jono's Flying Wedge Award

Bruce
2nd September 2010, 07:08 PM
I only have Club Champ rounds to try and move my hcp. You thought I was a bandit before - you aint seen nothing yet.

BrisVegas
2nd September 2010, 07:27 PM
FFS, with all these ozgolfers blowing out to 15 hcaps, I got no chance this year. I'll prob have a couple of 33 point rounds like last year, which was good enough for 3rd. Won't make top 10 this year.

I drank too much last year. Need to ease up or slow down or both this year.

Ned
2nd September 2010, 07:29 PM
You will if you win the Jono's Flying Wedge Award

I beleive that trophy donation needs not move from its present location!

Hux
2nd September 2010, 07:33 PM
FFS, with all these ozgolfers blowing out to 15 hcaps, I got no chance this year. I'll prob have a couple of 33 point rounds like last year, which was good enough for 3rd. Won't make top 10 this year.

I drank too much last year. Need to ease up or slow down or both this year.

Three shandy's is not tooo much to drink ...you looked spaced Saturday night though...heat stroke.


I beleive that trophy donation needs not move from its present location!

I was not the NAGA for 09. Not even remotely near it actually :-)

haysey
2nd September 2010, 07:37 PM
Surely Solarman would have to be good odds for the NAGA award?

timah!
2nd September 2010, 07:42 PM
Someone is going to have to explain these awards to me...
NAGA?

BrisVegas
2nd September 2010, 07:44 PM
Not A Golfer's Arsehole

timah!
2nd September 2010, 07:46 PM
Not A Golfer's Arsehole
Awarded for?

haysey
2nd September 2010, 07:47 PM
Worst score

henno
2nd September 2010, 07:50 PM
That thing's mine this year.

30th birthday + mucho booze + dodgy shoulder = NAGA and good times!

Courty
2nd September 2010, 07:54 PM
Wonder what I'll need to do to win 'Ho of the Champs' again?

haysey
2nd September 2010, 07:58 PM
Wonder what I'll need to do to win 'Ho of the Champs' again?


You + Solarman + baby oil = Ho of the champs award:shock:

Ned
2nd September 2010, 07:59 PM
You + Solarman + baby oil = Ho of the champs award:shock:

+1000000

:lol:

Yossarian
2nd September 2010, 08:01 PM
Wonder what I'll need to do to win 'Ho of the Champs' again?

Make sure Tomson doesn't arrive.

Courty
2nd September 2010, 08:03 PM
You + Solarman + baby oil = Ho of the champs award:shock:

Hang on, aren't you the one sharing a room with him? I think you've got more to worry about than I do. :-s

haysey
2nd September 2010, 08:06 PM
Hang on, aren't you the one sharing a room with him? I think you've got more to worry about than I do. :-s



Not really, I'm taller so I get to be big spoon. You however...

Courty
2nd September 2010, 08:08 PM
Not really, I'm taller so I get to be big spoon. You however...

... will be in a different room with the door locked. ;)

haysey
2nd September 2010, 08:09 PM
... will be in a different room with the door locked. ;)


****. Meant to finish with...won't be so lucky in November.

Courty
2nd September 2010, 08:12 PM
****. Meant to finish with...won't be so lucky in November.

Are you saying you won't be man enough to satisfy him?

Outcast
2nd September 2010, 08:27 PM
Are you saying you won't be man enough to satisfy him?

Do you honestly want an answer to that question??

haysey
2nd September 2010, 08:30 PM
What the navy man said:wink:

Ned
2nd September 2010, 08:35 PM
What the navy man said:wink:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVbx7O_iaE&p=671059379B4493DD&playnext=1&index=1

Eag's
2nd September 2010, 09:36 PM
Someone is going to have to explain these awards to me...
NAGA?


Awarded for?

Only the cool kids win this prestigious award 8-)

Iain
3rd September 2010, 06:31 AM
I promise to drink more Bundy than last year, start a few fights, have a chunder & still smash the breakfast buffet each morning.
Be afraid people be very afraid!!!

I'll drink lots of rum, then try and hug Eag's for the rest of the night!!!

Scottt
3rd September 2010, 10:57 PM
I'm a bit concerned by the thread title.

"No holes barred"? What the f**k do you lot get up to at the champs?! :o

dc68
5th September 2010, 06:29 AM
And proud of them, took some serious drinking to win that trophy.

but the Bourbon Monster may be the smokey if he Sooky lala's this year like he did last year.

Please explain?

razaar
5th September 2010, 08:43 AM
I'm a bit concerned by the thread title.

"No holes barred"? What the f**k do you lot get up to at the champs?! :o

It is pretty tame Scottt if last year's was anything to go by. Everybody was well behaved, in public, that is.

sms316
5th September 2010, 01:42 PM
Only 34 days to go and how good is it? Having petethepilot as champion is akin to Manly being the defending NRL champions.

OzGolf needs a people's champion. OzGolf needs SMS.

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Courty
5th September 2010, 01:46 PM
Only 34 days to go and how good is it? Having petethepilot as champion is akin to Manly being the defending NRL champions.

OzGolf needs a people's champion. OzGolf needs SMS.

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

:-s

That's like trying to pick between Abbott & Gillard. :-k

sms316
5th September 2010, 01:48 PM
I'll be Tony if that's ok.

I've even got the Speedos.

Courty
5th September 2010, 01:49 PM
I'll be Tony if that's ok.

I've even got the Speedos.

:smt078

razaar
5th September 2010, 04:02 PM
:-s

That's like trying to pick between Abbott & Gillard. :-k
Katterstrophe!! Mad Katter's Tea Party.

PeteyD
5th September 2010, 06:39 PM
On what planet is a washed up blues supporter the people's champion. Really, that has to be Just.

Moe Norman
5th September 2010, 08:25 PM
I could be off about 12 by then if I get a few games in.

Cold actually get a Top 10!

BrisVegas
6th September 2010, 07:14 AM
I could be off about 12 by then if I get a few games in.

Cold actually get a Top 10!

WTF!!! :shock:

ddasey
6th September 2010, 08:07 AM
I am no chance, my game sucks. On that note I would be happy to better last years score.

I did get a nice fathers day present though, so I am off to book a lesson with my local pro.

just
13th September 2010, 07:12 AM
As long as they are at the back of the field. Note to self, after losing a couple of strokes off handicap in last few weeks stop playing golf until champs. Don't want to lose anymore when the rest of the field are throwing out the anchors.
Note to self, remember previous "Note's to self".

Jarro
13th September 2010, 07:14 AM
Note to self, remember previous "Note's to self".

Nice shooting on Sunday mate 8)