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Goldy
2nd September 2010, 10:41 AM
I've noticed a bit of this in a couple of other threads, so I thought I'd start a new one.

My youngest (9 year old girl) has been out on the course with me quite a few times. She has also been in a golf clinic for a term, and clearly knows everything. That could well have been the case before the clinic...and possibly hereditary from her mother...but I digress...

One of HER favourites, when I hit a good shot, she likes to say, "That was a good shot.....for you" :roll:

Another is if I come home after a round with mates. She will ask who won. If I tell her (usually by a process of elimination) that on this particular occasion it was ME, she will normally respond with something like "Gee, they must feel pretty bad. Probably want to kill themselves"

The joy of parenting. Anyone else?

Ferrins
2nd September 2010, 10:42 AM
My all time favorite was been called a "space hooter" by a kid in year 1.

Goldy
9th September 2010, 02:47 PM
My all time favorite was been called a "space hooter" by a kid in year 1.

What on earth is a "space hooter"?

AndyP
9th September 2010, 03:18 PM
Whatever it is, it describes Ferrins perfectly.

Jarro
9th September 2010, 03:19 PM
I'd never take my kids on the golf course

PeteyD
9th September 2010, 03:27 PM
Whatever it is, it describes Ferrins perfectly.

That made me laugh.

Kids on the golf course is good. They need to be introduced to the sport. Too many old fuddy duddies dieing and leaving the club numbers dropping.

LeftyHoges
26th January 2014, 01:08 AM
Are you my father?

PeteyD
26th January 2014, 07:16 AM
Go Home, you are drunk.

dc68
26th January 2014, 10:42 AM
Dad, why did that go so far to the right?

JADO75
26th January 2014, 10:48 AM
Why do you tee off between mum's 1st & 2nd hole?

JADO75
26th January 2014, 10:49 AM
You're right dad, the drinks girl does have nice boobs

Courty
26th January 2014, 11:18 AM
Dad, why did that go so far to the right?

:lol:

Mububban
26th January 2014, 06:23 PM
Ooh, that was a bad shot daddy

matty
26th January 2014, 06:40 PM
'I like the boy on stage with the guitar.'
4.5year old watching Angus do his thing in Back in Black on mtv.

Rodent
27th January 2014, 09:34 AM
I hole a monster putt for birdie and say to my 9yo, "did you see that".......answer "no"......he was too busy playing noughts and crosses in the dirt using a stick. :shock: