The best curser in Oz golf

[solarman]

Haysey.
He keeps hitting to his handicap with his "F" words each round.
On a hole the other day he even triple bogied in "F"'s.

Tomson goes close too.

Courty's doesn't count as "Golly Gosh" isn't exactly swearing.

[sms316]

tg01.

Daylight second.

[WBennett]

They don't call him Tourettes for nothing

[Dotty]

tg01 !!!

[Bruce]

I see a new challenge.....

[sms316]

I see a new challenge.....
Sorry Bruce, but you are more chance of choosing the menu at the Masters Champions' dinner in 2012.

[Tongueboy]

I have potential.

[hyrola]

I have more potential, way more.

[gazgolf1]

Shazza works blue sometimes.

[WBennett]

All we need is Grunt to chime in, and TG wins 4 from 4 known partners

[Grunt]

TG wins hands down, especially when I whip his sorry arse in the Matchplay :)

[markTHEblake]

Golfer69 has a silky but sailors voice, kind of a cross between John Laws and Chopper Reid.

[matty]

Out of all the Ozgolfers I've played with Haystacks takes the cake. :mrgreen:

[mike]

Courty's doesn't count as "Golly Gosh" isn't exactly swearing.You obviously haven't been around Courty on one of his bad days.

[Bruce]

Wow. I've been asked to keep the language down to avoid offending the sailors present. TG must be very high level.

[Yossarian]

Out of the wankers, JC probably uses it in the funniest way.

Tourfit drops a fair few f bombs.

[Dotty]

Chris Rock has put in a complaint about tg01's swearing. :)

I want to be around, when he finds out that Grunt has gone out another 2 shots under the new handicapping system.

[mike]

Wow. I've been asked to keep the language down to avoid offending the sailors present. TG must be very high level.Oh yeah I forgot about you.

Swearing is part of the game. If you don't swear, you don't care.

[Johnny Canuck]

Out of the wankers, JC probably uses it in the funniest way.

Tourfit drops a fair few f bombs.

What, in front of old ladies that complain to the pro shop? I actually bit my tongue on the c-bomb because they were there. I'm considerate.

[Dotty]

You just reminded me of the poster, who got suspended for 'asking' ladies not to move on his backswing.

[haysey]

Haysey.
He keeps hitting to his handicap with his "F" words each round.
On a hole the other day he even triple bogied in "F"'s.



**** off. I do not.

[Courty]

Courty's doesn't count as "Golly Gosh" isn't exactly swearing.

**** you, ****ing ****!

And besides, all Haysey ever says is "Oops!"

[AndyP]

Does cursing the most make you the best?

[PeteyD]

This should change to the best curses. F bombs and cbombs are just common crap. What unusual and interesting curses have ozgolfers come out with?

[LeftyHoges]

I think I could pretty easily slide into the top 5 in this competition, but unfortunately as I haven't played with any OzGolfers this can't be verified...

Sounds like I'd love a round with tg01 though.

And I love mikes philosophy. I'll be using that!!!

[hyrola]

Played yesterday with a couple of randoms, nice guys, friendly and good chatter. I had fun, but this one dude i had to try and not laugh after a bad drive off the tee.

All you would hear was *wack* see the ball fly over a couple of fairways to the right and next thing that followed was "YOU MOTHER F*CKING C*NT F*GGOT SL*T SH*T P**FTER AN*L BE*D USING SON OF A CHRONIC W*NKING C*CKLESS F*CKFACE DYKE WH*RE*

This dude literally strung words together like he was an olympic medal curser. He didn't flinch after too, he would be calm and then just continue talking like normal.

[Courty]

Played yesterday with a couple of randoms, nice guys, friendly and good chatter. I had fun, but this one dude i had to try and not laugh after a bad drive off the tee.

All you would hear was *wack* see the ball fly over a couple of fairways to the right and next thing that followed was "YOU MOTHER F*CKING C*NT F*GGOT SL*T SH*T P**FTER AN*L BE*D USING SON OF A CHRONIC W*NKING C*CKLESS F*CKFACE DYKE WH*RE*

This dude literally strung words together like he was an olympic medal curser. He didn't flinch after too, he would be calm and then just continue talking like normal.

I didn't know Solarman was visiting Sydney. :shock:

[Dotty]

TG01 says that when he sinks a putt.