Drinks which are ghey

[sms316]

Just saw a grown man order a black cherry Vodka Cruiser.

This made me think of two things;
1. That's ghey
2. Yossarian

What other drinks make the ghey list?

[Courty]

Anything with a paper umbrella in it.

[Webster]

Fourex

[mike]

I thought the ghey threads were done with.

Any drink that is a primary or secondary colour.

[MegaWatty]

http://blog.wisefaq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/reciept-for-poofter-beer.jpg

[Minor_Threat]

Love it Mega..

I know for sure that Black beer is not ghey! mmmmmmmmm

[kpac]

$3!!!!!!! when was this receipt taken? 1870??

That lady gravy is worth a mint these days!

I'm partial to a gin and tonic, so i'll say little here.... however a couple of nights on the town last week, made me assume that ghey drinks and the new 'men's drink'...... Little bottles of pink sh|t everywhere with the young kids.

[just]

This:
8219

[goughy]

Ah the good old days. My fav drinks from the old days. Barcardi and coke, barcardi straight no ice, vodka and lemonade, tequila and squash, fluffy ducks, pine lime splices, corona with a nip of tequila, Powers Big Red, Black Russians, Coolabah chablis,

Are any of those not ghey?

And was like 6 bucks tops for the dearest of those! Actually that much for the whole cask of chablis ;)

[MegaWatty]

$3!!!!!!! when was this receipt taken? 1870??


I'm guessing on the 14-10-02 around 6pm. ;)

[Eag's]

Everything except Bundy.

[TheTrueReview]

Water. If you drink it you're a poof.

Next gay question?

[LarryLong]

My parents had a pub when I was at uni. Used to be a gay couple who frequented the bottle shop, an 'out' bloke who drank with his straight mates, and a group of 4 or 5 lesbians who were regular visitors.

They all drank beer.

Make of that what you will.

[Choppa]

Fire Engines....but they are so tasty.

[Courty]

Fruit Tingle?

[LarryLong]

I have a mate who has been known to order the odd Midori and lemonade at pubs. I've got to admit it's not bad if you're only having one and you're not worried about image. I reckon the chicks get all the good drinks.

I'm known in my circle of friends for my occasional pernod and orange - but I don't know if that makes me ghey or just a wanker.

Had a couple of big nights on the fruit tingles in my uni days too - the aftermath is not to be recommended.

[Tongueboy]

blue lagoon

[Yossarian]

Midori Illusion shakers are the bomb!

[LarryLong]

Midori Illusion shakers are the bomb!

+1

Bloody expensive though!

[Yossarian]

Suprisingly good for picking up girls though. Buy a couple of shakers.

Scope floor for groups of girls. Prefer attractive girls. Can be optional.

Pick your group wisely.

Jump into group, offering shots all round.

Pick a target within group, focus energy.

Success.

[Bruce Dickinson]

The last time I drank Illusion Shakers was the 94 grand final....I woke up in the next door neighbours rockery

[Yossarian]

Rockeries are a bit ghey.

[Bruce Dickinson]

Rockeries are a bit ghey.
they're not very comfortable

[Yossarian]

I wouldn't imagine so. I once slept in a wardrobe.

[KristianJ]

Were you being held hostage at the time?

[LeftyHoges]

I wouldn't imagine so. I once slept in a wardrobe.

Double wardrobes are fine, it's the single ones that are a bastard! Unless there's someone of the same sex in the double with you.

Then it's a bit ghey...

[henno]

I was at a strip club last night and a mate ordered a mojito. For himself. Then he drank those vodka mixers for the rest of the night.
Does the naked woman hanging around cancel out the gay? I said it didn't.

[sms316]

Pics?

I believe we require more evidence to give a considered opinion.

[Peter]

What's wrong with Mojito's?

[razaar]

Full cream milk and ginger beer. Is this still a favourite at the Cairns GC?;)

[PeteyD]

How can a drink be gay? Can you only drink it with the same drink?

[Bruce]

Drinking another man's semen is quite ghey.

[All-star]

Very try bruce.

How about a cok sucking cowboy?

[Yossarian]

Experience talking there bruce?

[PeteyD]

I would hardly define that as a drink Bruce. However that action would seem to indicate gayness.

[Ferrins]

I would of said Pimms,but I had some with lemonade at a party a few weeks past and it was smashingly good.

[PeteyD]

Nice haircut ferret!!

[Ferrins]

Oasis.

[sms316]

$3!!!!!!! when was this receipt taken? 1870??

That lady gravy is worth a mint these days!

I'm partial to a gin and tonic, so i'll say little here.... however a couple of nights on the town last week, made me assume that ghey drinks and the new 'men's drink'...... Little bottles of pink sh|t everywhere with the young kids.
I was horrified when a West Indian cricketer and well known pants man ordered a G&T.

[damoocow]

I have always considered bourbon to be a shirt lifters drink

[Zeusgolf]

C0CK Sucking Cowboy anyone ????

[Boonie]

Pure Blonde!!

.... or any other low carb beer.

[Moe Norman]

any spirit that needs to be mixed with softdrink/juice/milk
any beer that is low carb
any beer that actively encourages a garnish
merlot

the only appropriate mixer for a decent spirit is either ice or another spirit.

[Webster]

Moe, are you suggesting Malibu and lemonade is ghey?

[Jarro]

Bacardi is a pretty homo drink isn't it ?

[razaar]

Bacardi is a pretty homo drink isn't it ?
No self respecting homo would drink the crap. Its the next step up from metho, even looks and smells like it. Burn the impurities off metho and you have bacardi.;)

[Jarro]

No self respecting homo would drink the crap. Its the next step up from metho, even looks and smells like it. Burn the impurities off metho and you have bacardi.;)

If you come to the Champs this year Ray, we'll have to have a couple of Bacardis and laugh our heads off :lol:

[razaar]

If you come to the Champs this year Ray, we'll have to have a couple of Bacardis and laugh our heads off :lol:

Mate you bring the Bacardi and I'll bring the goom (metho, spoon and matches). Two drinks and we won't be able to tell the difference.:lol:

[Ferrins]

I thought the OZgolf champs was a drug, smoke and alcohol free event

[Moe Norman]

Moe, are you suggesting Malibu and lemonade is ghey?
very gay, even gayer than Rum and coke or bourbon and coke.

If its so tasty, why do you put lemonade with it?!

Same goes for rum, why do you put coke with it, if its so tasty?!

[Yossarian]

Because the sugar makes it tastier. Although I am starting to have it tidy more often these days.

[Jarro]

Bourbon and Coke is sickly.

Bourbon and Dry is a much better drop ;)

[Daves]

No self respecting homo would drink the crap. Its the next step up from metho, even looks and smells like it. Burn the impurities off metho and you have bacardi.;)

Bacardi is like drinking crude oil, foul stuff. Vermouth isn't much better!

[ParMaster]

A decaf half skim, half soy Chai Latte with a twist of lemon? ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

I wouldn't imagine so. I once slept in a wardrobe.

That made me laugh out loud.

Although you didn't last long in there before throwing up.

[sms316]

Same goes for rum, why do you put coke with it, if its so tasty?!

Because rum drinkers would start fights after one drink if they drank it straight.

[goughy]

Bacardi is like drinking crude oil, foul stuff.

I used to drink the stuff faster than it could get in the glass!

Anyone tried Campari? We had to try it at the bar course Rob and I met at. It tasted like you'd opened your mouth and someone had ashed a whole pack of cigarettes in your mouth.

[sms316]

Anyone tried Campari?
Foul stuff. Just like Chinotto, which is branded as an Italian cola.

[hyrola]

i tell you what's not gay, vb tinnies on the golf course. That's how i roll.