Hartfield 1 july

[simmsy]

Removed sorry to everyone that was offended by this post.

[Zeusgolf]

I'm out got young fella duties as the wife is doing a midnight Twiathon on Wed :(

[adlo]

There are rules about POTY dollars and rounds. You need to open invites to other OzGolfers. You can't just make a booking and then post it up on the forum (as you have done here). Otherwise, every comp round by the Hartfield boys (or Nudgee crew in Qld, for example) would count and no one would have a chance.

Sorry Old Man.

[simmsy]

And now we have an opening, don't we.

Fools, Foreman and Coffee Grinders it seems.

[adlo]

The opening is incidental. I am just educating you so you stop trying to perform your old-man-dodginess on the system.

[Yossarian]

Hartfield the home of old man dodginess!

[adlo]

Old men are so dodgy!

[simmsy]

OT edited

[adlo]

Old men are so touchy too!

[MegaWatty]

WTF is going on?

[adlo]

A text book Old Man overreaction!

He posted a game that has been booked in without any involvement of the forum, or any invites to forum members. I said you can't do that, it is not valid for POTY. OMS is bit slow on the uptake when it comes to the interwebz, so I thought I would help him out!

However, as Zeus has pulled out, that can all be changed. Rather that do that, OMS got his knickers in a twist and has edited the OT (Off Topic?).

[TourFit]

Old men don't wear knickers...they interfere with the absorption rate of the incontinence pads!!!!

[Zeusgolf]

Ahmmmmmm

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/19305-MLGC-Sunday-20th-8.00am

and ahmmmmmm

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/19305-MLGC-Sunday-20th-8.00am?p=491542&viewfull=1#post491542

[Yossarian]

I think the lawely one was done through the forum, this was not, but now could be.

[Zeusgolf]

I think the lawely one was done through the forum, this was not, but now could be.

I was sent a PM so it was done through the forum...just was't opened up to everyone

[MegaWatty]

This tiff won yet?

[Zeusgolf]

So it can't be used for POTY who cares....

But there is no rule to say it can't be posted....just as I asked why the post for Mt Lawley was pointless because it was not being open for invites.

So why cant this be used for 'Banter' blah blah blah blah BS

[adlo]

F me, you Hartfield bunch are old and grumpy aren't you.

Proportion.... blown out of..... etc etc.

And for the record Mt Lawley was open, in the Mandurah thread.

[MegaWatty]

This tiff won yet?

Now?

[Zeusgolf]

Adlo you need to use TAC....

otherwise it comes across condescending....thats why OMS is pissed....

[adlo]

My first reply was nothing more than info for the old man.

Beyond that, it is no secret that 95% of my posts are sarcastic.

[MegaWatty]

Makeup sex


Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.
That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.


Makeup Sex


the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.

[adlo]

Thanks MW, I can add to the list!

Hartfield members:

Old
Grumpy

Sick in the head!

[Zeusgolf]

My first reply was nothing more than info for the old man.

Beyond that, it is no secret that 95% of my posts are sarcastic.

KK I'll take that.....its up to OMS now

[MegaWatty]

Thanks MW, I can add to the list!

Hartfield members:

Old
Grumpy

Sick in the head!

;)

Just making light of the situation. Got to love Urban Dictionary!

[Zeusgolf]

I'm all good, OMS on the other hand may not feel the same....

[adlo]

In that case he can build a bridge.

[Yossarian]

I was just taking the piss too, I thought simmsy was just being funny with the OP/T??

[MegaWatty]

I hate 'fits avatar!

[MegaWatty]

Perhaps this should become a secret WA group buy thread!

Anyone want some Maltby heads?

http://www.golfworks.com/product.asp_Q_pn_E_MA0123S_A_cn_E_671

MALTBY MPC FORGED IRON HEADS

Ref: MA0123
From the leader in Forged Iron design, the Maltby MPC Forged Irons combine the look and feel of a true players blade profile with a weight distribution “flow” that optimizes the mass and dimensional characteristics of each iron in the set. The progressive weighting moves the weight in two ways, on the back flange and in the undercut, to provide stability in the long irons and a solid feel throughout the set. The MPC irons are form forged from 8620 carbon steel, giving them the true carbon steel soft feel many players prefer. Everything about the design of the Maltby MPC iron set was geared towards making it the most forgiving, most solid and most stable set of carbon steel, blade profile irons available.

Highlights:

Rated “Super Game Improvement” in Maltby Playability Factor.
Form Forged from 8620 Carbon Steel for great feel and adjustability.
Progressive “Flow” weighting positions weight in the optimum position in each head.
Undercut cavity design and slightly wider sole positions center of gravity lower and more rearward, improving playability
Slight progressive off-set
CNC milled U – Grooves
Beveled leading and trailing edges will not snag the turf
Classic blade profile appeals to tradionalists
Recommended ferrule – 74PI (http://www.gamolagolf.co.uk/cgi-bin/ss000006.pl?PRODREF=74PI&NOLOGIN=1)

[adlo]

You are such a ho!

Any other options for a group buy? No irons for me.

[MegaWatty]

Probably about $25 an iron landed. Rip the KBS out of the X20 Tours. Sell the Cally heads. All good.

I'm thinking it'll be hard to do a Golfworks order with heads and other small stuff and work the shipping out properly and fairly. 5 sets of heads will be easy to work out.

[adlo]

You just do what TF did and work out shipping pro rata. You spend 15% of the order, pay 15% of the shipping.

So, Golfworks hey.....?

[MegaWatty]

Buying small stuff will be pretty expensive then.

So Golfworks....YUP!

[simmsy]

geez, go out for a few hours and look what happens!

Adlo obviously thought that rules had been breached, i was just trying to offer a game to anyone who wanted it as often is the case Zeus can't always make it and at this stage i'm not sure i can play on thursday and was asking for a couple of resv. if anyone wanted their name down.

POTY who really gives a jack? it's about trying to have a game of golf i thought?

sorry if i upset you sweety, but honestly just trying to do the righty.

xxoo

let's put this one to bed shall we.

[adlo]

It has been in bed for hours.

[Yossarian]

Mega do they sell real golf clubs?

[MegaWatty]

You mean brands with huge marketing buckets? :)

You can buy my X20 Tours. ;)

[simmsy]

It has been in bed for hours.


cool then.

[simmsy]

Mega do they sell real golf clubs?

Will they make you play better?

They have some nice putters on their site Yoss & Maltby Recommends the Cleveland 588 RS for anyone looking for a 60* who needs help around bunkers and greens.

[Yossarian]

:lol:

mate I think I am going to go with your wedge, maybe a tourunfat one as well for fun. Which reminds me I should send you some mooney.

[adlo]

That reminds me, Zeus owes me money!

[TourFit]

Let's put this one to bed shall we.


It has been in bed for hours.

It is now recovering from MW's make-up sex...well & truly rogered !!!

[adlo]

:lol:

That is funny!

[TourFit]

Harty had their 'Reverse Thong Day'...that's what all the fuss was about.

Only Bergsey would have played well, as he wears them this way regularly.

[Zeusgolf]

That reminds me, Zeus owes me money!


Pm me your account

[Zeusgolf]

Harty had their 'Reverse Thong Day'...that's what all the fuss was about.

Only Bergsey would have played well, as he wears them this way regularly.

How is lawleys arseless chaps day working for you....

[MegaWatty]

Anyone want new bats?

Is it ghey to use a breast cancer awareness pink and black Winn
Putter Grip???

[Johnny Canuck]

This thread sucks.

Simmsy, in the future, you should only create threads for full-foresomes if it involves Mega shanking shots.

[MegaWatty]

**** off idiot. :)

[Yossarian]

Shank off idiot. :)

;)

[Johnny Canuck]

I saw that comment coming, but all of a sudden it veered about 60 degrees right and it never made it to me.

[MegaWatty]

60 degrees was pretty straight that day!

[Golfnut]

See, after all that this thread truly does qualify for POTY......it was worth the 'sad' simmsy ;)

[MegaWatty]

I'm out got young fella duties as the wife is doing a midnight Twiathon on Wed :(

You have been erased.

[bergsey]

Buying small stuff will be pretty expensive then.

So Golfworks....YUP!

hmmm shafts hmmmm

[MegaWatty]

Make it snappy!

Shafts aren't cheap to ship!!! ;)

[TourFit]

Makeup sex


Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.
That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.


Makeup Sex


the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.

Ranga Love is obviously tough love...just ask KRudd.

[simmsy]

TOURFIT - you have too much "junk in ur trunk"

clear out you PM

[TourFit]

Done...

[simmsy]

NUFFIETHEGOLFMAN has pulled out! what happened NUFF?

[Johnny Canuck]

Was this in the shower with Mega?

[MegaWatty]

WTF?

[Zeusgolf]

NUFFIETHEGOLFMAN has pulled out! what happened NUFF?

He is working in Xmas Island ATM.....

[idgolfguy]

Christmas in July - cool!

[simmsy]

He is working in Xmas Island ATM.....


Great place to work!! when i was up there $9 for a bottle of Jack Daniels!! whooohooo!!!

On a funnier note - Mega shanked atleast 3 putts today!

[Veefore]

Congratulations on a great round Simmsy.

Commiserations to Veeman and Mega.

[simmsy]

it was good to play with another Ozgolfer, didn't know it at the start of the day though.


thanks for the game Veeman, and also to Tommy.

[MegaWatty]

it was good to play with another Ozgolfer, didn't know it at the start of the day though.


thanks for the game Veeman, and also to Tommy.

You're welcome.

I got the Birdies Nest on 15.

[Pieface]

Congratulations on a great round Simmsy.

Commiserations to Veeman and Mega.

C'mon OMS how did you go??

[simmsy]

40

[veeman]

Well played simmsy good to play with you and Mega must do it again soon

Your driving was nice to watch

Mega 50 bucks for that putter

[Topdog]

Perhaps this should become a secret WA group buy thread!

Anyone want some Maltby heads?

http://www.golfworks.com/product.asp_Q_pn_E_MA0123S_A_cn_E_671

MALTBY MPC FORGED IRON HEADS

Ref: MA0123
From the leader in Forged Iron design, the Maltby MPC Forged Irons combine the look and feel of a true players blade profile with a weight distribution “flow” that optimizes the mass and dimensional characteristics of each iron in the set. The progressive weighting moves the weight in two ways, on the back flange and in the undercut, to provide stability in the long irons and a solid feel throughout the set. The MPC irons are form forged from 8620 carbon steel, giving them the true carbon steel soft feel many players prefer. Everything about the design of the Maltby MPC iron set was geared towards making it the most forgiving, most solid and most stable set of carbon steel, blade profile irons available.

Highlights:

Rated “Super Game Improvement” in Maltby Playability Factor.
Form Forged from 8620 Carbon Steel for great feel and adjustability.
Progressive “Flow” weighting positions weight in the optimum position in each head.
Undercut cavity design and slightly wider sole positions center of gravity lower and more rearward, improving playability
Slight progressive off-set
CNC milled U – Grooves
Beveled leading and trailing edges will not snag the turf
Classic blade profile appeals to tradionalists
Recommended ferrule – 74PI (http://www.gamolagolf.co.uk/cgi-bin/ss000006.pl?PRODREF=74PI&NOLOGIN=1)

I have been playing these for the last year with FST pro125 shafts trimmed between S & X flex , standard lenght , but swing wieghted to D4 to D5 and GPTV grips ( 2x 0.010" papers ).
They have had head covers on ( Yoss noticed how Gay they looked in the bag) and I will lend they out for the odd day (even to an Oranga).

Happy Ho-ing

[MegaWatty]

Mega 50 bucks for that putter

GGF. ;)

[veeman]

GGF. ;)

ok then 60

[MegaWatty]

ok then 60

Responses will now cease.

Lovely to meet you. :)

[simmsy]

Well played simmsy good to play with you and Mega must do it again soon

Your driving was nice to watch

Mega 50 bucks for that putter

most guys on here are gonna think your taking the p!ss with comments like that about me.

[veeman]

most guys on here are gonna think your taking the p!ss with comments like that about me.

Well lets see what happens next week then

[simmsy]

exactly.

chocolates to boiled lollies i bet.

[Johnny Canuck]

40


Was the question how old were you in 1995?

[Johnny Canuck]

You're welcome.

I got the Birdies Nest on 15.

Which tree was it in? I hope you didn't kill any with the shank.

[simmsy]

Was the question how old were you in 1995?

P!ss off you refugee!


Which tree was it in? I hope you didn't kill any with the shank.

it was a ball for each tree he hit today = 12

and he didn't shank his wedges once.
putter ????

[MegaWatty]

There's a crap load of people that made bird on 15. Just my luck!

[MegaWatty]

And a big win for Simmsy!!!

Looks like we're playing at the end of the year!

[Veefore]

Well played simmsy good to play with you and Mega must do it again soon

Your driving was nice to watch

Mega 50 bucks for that putter

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

For those that don't know Veeman. That's his standard offer when someone hits a bad shot with any club. At least it's gone up from the $5 he used to offer. :roll:

[adlo]

Was the question how old were you in 1995?

:lol:

Simmsy, what is the 'cap now? Surely you have dropped below my current 13.5?

[simmsy]

not quiet amigo.

went out .1 after yokine last week back to 14.5 and lost 0.6 today

[simmsy]

And a big win for Simmsy!!!

Looks like we're playing at the end of the year!

yeah looking forward to that! was one of my goals at the start of the year to get into that comp so happy days.

[adlo]

Close.... the way you are playing you are heading to 12-13 range.

[MegaWatty]

His driver was in fire today!!!
His up and downs were awesome.
His blade wouldn't quit.

The head had some moments, but overall held up well.

Good luck if we've got pennants at home this weekend. The visitors should struggle with the greens. In fact our members should too!!!

[Golfnut]

His driver was in fire today!!!


Might have to try that one before the next round....

[Johnny Canuck]

I was out there Tues and Wed. They are rolling sweet.

We are at home the next two weekends.

[MegaWatty]

Might have to try that one before the next round....

Stupid iPhone. ;)

The greens are hard and fast!!

[adlo]

2 weeks away from perfect? :mrgreen:

[Johnny Canuck]

They're nowhere near as hard as they were 2 weeks ago. I couldn't believe I sucked back a PW yesterday. It was only about a foot, but that is huge at Hartfield.

[adlo]

I've never played Harty when they are like that. I have played Bunbury like that and it makes for some demanding golf. Putting is nice though.

[Johnny Canuck]

Putting is enjoyable like that, unless your name is Yoss.

[simmsy]

yeah at h'field today you really had to make sure you were landing your approach 5 or so meters short of the pin. the pins on 7&8 were right on the front edge and bloody hard to get at. Hitting flushed oldman 9irons and running on with FG tours does your head in. the greens were nice and slick today but the cups didn't give anything we all had plenty of putts that ran straight over the edge they were sharp edges.

[MegaWatty]

Most pins were short today. That makes it tough!

[simmsy]

Putting is enjoyable like that, unless your name is MegaWatty.:lol:

sorry mega.

[Golfnut]

They're nowhere near as hard as they were 2 weeks ago. I couldn't believe I sucked back MW yesterday. It was only about a foot, but that is huge at Hartfield.

I'm gonna leave that one alone.....too many innuendoes there in one short sentence

[MegaWatty]

What is with me leaving myself open for Internet burns from you mob?

Shanks and putts. ****!

[MegaWatty]

I'm gonna leave that one alone.....too many innuendoes there in one short sentence

.

I had to edit that post. It was crude and disgusting.

Carry on.

[Golfnut]

I thought it was funny.

[MegaWatty]

I thought it was funny.

Did you see it?

[Golfnut]

Yes.....Gross but funny.

[MegaWatty]

LOL.

Funny. Inappropriate.

I'm on the cheap JD I bought from The States. I'm getting loose Zigwah style!

[Johnny Canuck]

LOL.

Funny. Inappropriate.

I'm on the cheap JD I bought from The States. I'm getting loose Zigwah style!

Is the wife in danger?

[MegaWatty]

Is the wife in danger?

Very very very funny. Almost spat the drink out of my mouth.

What are you calling me? ;)

[Golfnut]

Is the wife in danger?

If he keeps drinking, I think MW's in danger.......of having to sleep in the car tonight.

[Johnny Canuck]

I hesitated in writing that comment. It caused a wee-bit of controversy the last time.

[MegaWatty]

No issues there!

I just switched up to the iPad. The iPhones buttons were getting a bit small and a bit too close together! :)

[MegaWatty]

I hesitated in writing that comment. It caused a wee-bit of controversy the last time.

Almost caused a wee in my undies.

[Johnny Canuck]

If he keeps drinking, I think MW's in danger.......of having to sleep in the car tonight.

For those of you that met him, the infamous Tiger has to sleep on the couch this weekend.

The reason? It's awesome. Only he could get in trouble for it.

Future wife #4 and Tiger went to her work quiz night.

Tiger's team had 39. The competition got the bonus question right to finish on 39.

Tiger got into a heated, drunken argument with his wife's work colleagues that his team should win on aggregate due to them not needing the bonus question to get their 39 points.

It's amazing how his mind works.

[MegaWatty]

Awesome!

That brought the query from the wife what's so funny. Great start with the new (to be) wife.

Does he meet them and ask if they want a root and half his stuff?

[MegaWatty]

Anyone want to buy a Betti putter.....or two?

Veeman is excluded from this...

[Johnny Canuck]

She will be ex number 4. She's only getting 1/16.

[MegaWatty]

Don't let him follow you to Harty mate!

You've got to sign off that he is 'of good character'.

[Johnny Canuck]

I"ll be signing Zeus' name, not mine.

[Golfnut]

^^^LOL....you've thought that through JC

[Johnny Canuck]

I told him he needs to post a good behaviour bond if he wants a game.

[MegaWatty]

He's thinking about joining isn't he...

[Yossarian]

http://i45.tinypic.com/rh281u.jpg

[Johnny Canuck]

Negative. He's re-joining Kbay for another year.

[TourFit]

Anyone want to buy a Betti putter.....or two?

Veeman is excluded from this...

HEY !!! Thought I told you I had first dibs on #2...

[MegaWatty]

I haven't tried the BC2 yet. I'll see what happens. But yes. You have dubs on it. It was the BC3 that didn't perform.

[TourFit]

If possible, I may try it (#3) to see how it is...

...it may just be you !!! :roll:

[Johnny Canuck]

I haven't tried the BC2 yet. I'll see what happens. But yes. You have dubs on it. It was the BC3Putt that didn't perform.

Renamed.

[MegaWatty]

Great. No birdies nest for me. I'm guessing it's B and C grade only. Perhaps I shouldn't be paying for it.

[simmsy]

Just saw that.

Salt - wound - rub!

[MegaWatty]

Just saw that.

Salt - wound - rub!

LOL

There's plenty of JD left to help forget it!

Might head to the practice green this arvo.

[TourFit]

And tomorrow arvo too...and the next day as well !!!

We'll start calling you MegaYoss.

[MegaWatty]

One cold day doesn't make a winter.

[Veefore]

Great. No birdies nest for me. I'm guessing it's B and C grade only. Perhaps I shouldn't be paying for it.

If you're an A grader they you would have paid for the Two 2's. Birdies nest is for B and C graders.

[MegaWatty]

I putted like a C grader. Does that count?

I had a feeling that was the go.

[Yossarian]

One cold day doesn't make a winter.

Its ok if you were choking on the verge of good scores then we'd have to call you Megafit. :)

[MegaWatty]

Its ok if you were choking on the verge of good scores then we'd have to call you Megafit. :)

Like Zeus!

[MegaWatty]

Had a great session at the course this arvo. A bit of putting fun with about an hour or more on the practice green followed by playing 3 balls on 1,2, 1/2 of 5, 6 and 7.

I sorted a shit load out with my swing, in particular, making sure I clear my hips. The ball flight and compression I was getting again was awesome. 2 yielded a birdie from one of the balls and 6 gave me 2 of them with shots inside 8 foot.

I'm looking forward to playing again...I wasn't yesterday arvo!!,

[simmsy]

good work mate. sometimes that's all you need to get it all back in the groove.

betti or daiwa thursday?

[MegaWatty]

Daiwa.

The Bettiz aren't dead yet. I need to muck around with them for a bit. Not during comp though. ;)

[Zeusgolf]

http://www.ozgolf.../images/styles/augreensmc/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Yossarian http://www.ozgolf.../images/styles/augreensmc/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.ozgolf.../showthread.php?p=497721#post497721)
Its ok if you were choking on the verge of good scores then we'd have to call you Megafit. http://www.ozgolf.../images/smilies/icon_smile.gif
Like Zeus!

So who is running the city to surf with me ?

[Zeusgolf]

Its ok if you were choking on the verge of good scores then we'd have to call you Megafit. :)


Like Zeus!

Let me try the multiquote :O

So who is running the city to surf with me ?

[idgolfguy]

You chasing perps?

[Zeusgolf]

You chasing perps?

If by perps you mean hot/fit girls in tight lycra shorts or pants then YES !

[Nuffie]

NUFFIETHEGOLFMAN has pulled out! what happened NUFF?

YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW SIMMSY


He is working in Xmas Island ATM.....

Yeah, this was real good....


I'm lucky just to be home after being STRANDED there for an extra 4 days - Christmas in July I wish? Yeah right - WTF!

I could have been stuck there another week - had the stupid plane not finally landed there yesterday! For 7 days no planes landed there at all.

Everytime a plane tried to land, the whole place was in a thick fog and it hopelessly wizzed overhead. What a sh!t airport location, 261m above sea level in the clouds.

On the three days our flight back to Perth was cancelled, we had waited for 3-4 hrs. It was torture.

I wont be rushing back to that place in a hurry, but if I'm sent back there to work again I'll be taking an extra long book to read thats 4 sure!

Couldn't even play the golf course as my time was consumed by trips to and from the airport, and doing what our new prime minister does best: "sitting and talking" LOL.

What made matters worse, I was on the trip with our client - so I had to be on my best behaviour the whole time. This meant NOT going too excessively on the turps, despite the fact it was so cheap to buy.... It all sucked despite the duty free I purchased.

[adlo]

Take a dictaphone and record your thoughts Nuffie. Bring plenty of blank tapes....

[Nuffie]

Take a dictaphone and record your thoughts Nuffie. Bring plenty of blank tapes....

You've just read all you need to know - NUFFsaid.