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Yossarian
31st May 2010, 06:53 PM
Alright bitches. Its on.

Obviously we have a fair bit of time to play around with this but just thought I'd start this for a bit of banter, sledging ect ect.

Mega you are a homo. :mrgreen:

***** OCT 21 Kennedy Bay*****

Veefore
31st May 2010, 06:56 PM
Mega you are a homo. :mrgreen:


Wishful thinking?

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 06:58 PM
He is a good lookin fella.

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 07:04 PM
What time we off?

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 07:11 PM
Bout 8:50. Any initial thoughts on courses?

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 07:42 PM
The Cut.

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 07:43 PM
Serious thoughts. That said if the price is right.

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 07:50 PM
I think KB off the tips is the best option. With your new found length, all the hazards are in range off the blues!

Johnny Canuck
31st May 2010, 08:10 PM
I'm down for both semis to be played at Kennedy. The last time I played Nuffie, it was on his terms.

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 08:16 PM
KB is a good option. Blue tees or black. Or black on the par 5's?

Johnny Canuck
31st May 2010, 08:25 PM
I love that course setup. Blues, but black on the 5s. 4, 13 and 17 become 10X better off the tips (even if the tips on 4 are responsible for about 90% of the jugs I have had to buy in this country).

Strategically, I'm better off taking Nuffie off the blues on the 5s, but I'm willing to make small sacrifices.

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 08:29 PM
I am happy with that. Mega thoughts?

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:33 PM
I reckon tips for the whole thing. Not for any sort of advantage, but simply because there is no course that I've played that is better than KB off the Blacks.

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:33 PM
Didn't see the above posts. I'm cool either way.

Johnny Canuck
31st May 2010, 08:33 PM
Cool. I'm in for that too. Especially since I have a new toy for hitting it loooooooong!

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:35 PM
Burner?

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 08:35 PM
Werd ok, I guess we will get the consent of the nuffster, I am good for pretty much any date so whatever is good for you peoples.

Johnny Canuck
31st May 2010, 08:37 PM
Burner TP.

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:39 PM
Nice. Off topic already.

Just shafted (one of) the 9015d 10.5 with a VooDoo today.

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 08:40 PM
Wanna try the epic in there? :D

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:41 PM
Nope!

Yossarian
31st May 2010, 08:42 PM
Well **** you!

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:43 PM
Very much.

Now, to head over to the US Open thread so I can try and find out how to get me a Sunday practice round ticket! :)

Johnny Canuck
31st May 2010, 08:46 PM
Fit has already informed me of your latest transgressions.

Getting 6mb/sec on Vivid. 4X faster than my old connection. Just to get further off topic.

MegaWatty
31st May 2010, 08:51 PM
High five!

LA, here I come!

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 11:26 AM
Sooo....

MegaWatty
27th July 2010, 11:41 AM
New clubs should help. ;)

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 11:51 AM
What is happening with nuffie and bd?

I am going to destroy you!

MegaWatty
27th July 2010, 11:53 AM
Trash talk.

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 12:00 PM
I've seen it in the tea leaves.

TourFit
27th July 2010, 12:46 PM
I heard that Mega just bought Adlos' Adams A7 Hybrid to maych his new irons...and to punish you with, Yoss.

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 01:34 PM
to maych?

TourFit
27th July 2010, 01:44 PM
to maych?

WTF does that mean ???

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 06:06 PM
I heard that Mega just bought Adlos' Adams A7 Hybrid to maych his new irons...and to punish you with, Yoss.


to maych?


WTF does that mean ???

:-"

sms316
27th July 2010, 06:20 PM
Go Mega! Do it for the straight guy!

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 06:51 PM
Don't lie, you are rooting for me.

Ned
27th July 2010, 06:54 PM
Go........................um..................... aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.................................w hose playing this again ?

MegaWatty
27th July 2010, 07:16 PM
Go Mega! Do it for the straight guy!

Thanks mate. :)

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 07:25 PM
Man do you two wanna get a room already??

Johnny Canuck
27th July 2010, 08:42 PM
Don't lie, you are rooting me.

Super Ghey.

Yossarian
27th July 2010, 08:59 PM
I am almost done making the ghey trophy.

Yossarian
12th September 2010, 08:29 PM
I am enjoying that I am getting all my shit rounds out of the system before this.

MegaWatty
12th September 2010, 08:32 PM
What's going on with the other 2?

Yossarian
12th September 2010, 08:32 PM
I know not.

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 07:49 PM
Alright Mega when are you free with this new work thing? We should do this, my putting is starting to get better and you are bound to shank one soon.

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 07:53 PM
Alright Mega when are you free with this new work thing? We should do this, my putting is starting to get better and you are bound to shank one soon.

KB one Thursday?

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 08:05 PM
Works for me, I guess we can do a double up with the nuffster and Sorrocks. Wait for the greens though?

TourFit
21st September 2010, 08:11 PM
I may be in that...

...KB was cored last week though, so I'd be waiting for 4 weeks at least.

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 08:13 PM
You could be playing by yourself....

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 08:20 PM
You could be playing by yourself....

Tough crowd.

simmsy
21st September 2010, 08:46 PM
i'll be in that.

wait for harty to core and then play there.

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 08:48 PM
Cool. Good idea.

I'm thinking of changing my name to MW, like NK. All the cool kids are doing it.

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 09:02 PM
Harty is gay.

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 09:05 PM
He means we should play KB when Hartfield cores. Knob.

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 09:05 PM
I know, I was just pointing out Harty is gay.

Shanks for that though.

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 09:06 PM
Knob.

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 09:07 PM
:D

I see what I did there.

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 09:08 PM
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. ;)

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 09:10 PM
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

I will skull**** you!

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 09:11 PM
LOL. Most intense response ever!

You liking the two thumb?

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 09:12 PM
Yeah, hands feel good still.

Keeping my head down helps as well. Funny how often I forget that!

MegaWatty
21st September 2010, 09:16 PM
You using it as recommended on the we site? Locked at the back with index fingers down the sides?

Golfnut
21st September 2010, 10:05 PM
Subscribed.........finally.

I'd like to be a spectator to this "Shit eating" and "Skull shagging"

Yossarian
21st September 2010, 10:10 PM
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubblegum.

Johnny Canuck
21st September 2010, 11:40 PM
Why did you have to bring Fit back into it?

Golfnut
21st September 2010, 11:43 PM
150lbs??? Don't flatter him JC.

Johnny Canuck
22nd September 2010, 12:16 AM
only his ass, nut.

TourFit
22nd September 2010, 12:51 AM
You could be playing by yourself....

Wouldn't be the first time...it'd be a quick round too without having to count all of your putts.

Yossarian
22nd September 2010, 08:43 AM
Wouldn't be the first time...it'd be a quick round too without having to count all of your putts.

Or wait for you to have a chat, hit tee shot into shit, chat, reload. Repeat.

Yossarian
9th October 2010, 11:13 PM
So homo, when are you actually in Perth?

adlo
9th October 2010, 11:14 PM
Battle of the Coq lover vs. lover of c0ck!

Yossarian
9th October 2010, 11:18 PM
No u r.

MegaWatty
9th October 2010, 11:42 PM
So homo, when are you actually in Perth?

A week or two in November!?!?!

Yossarian
9th October 2010, 11:43 PM
Really?? I don't mind, but are we meant to have it done October?

adlo
9th October 2010, 11:48 PM
ASAP please. November OK as long as we all know the circumstances (which are good in this case).

Final must be held in 2010!!

Yossarian
9th October 2010, 11:50 PM
Can we knock simmsy out of next years this year?

adlo
9th October 2010, 11:52 PM
I don't see why not!

Yossarian
9th October 2010, 11:54 PM
Sweet

adlo
9th October 2010, 11:58 PM
I think a WA OzGolf event around late Dec/early Jan (but not when I am away) can coincide with a big 1st round of the 2011 WA OzGolf matchplay.

Pref late December so OMS can have back-to-back eliminations in the wrong year.

MegaWatty
10th October 2010, 12:31 AM
I may be good for Friday week.

simmsy
11th October 2010, 09:38 PM
Get stuffed the lot of ya!

Oxy
11th October 2010, 09:54 PM
Keen to play as I am over for 2 week holiday visiting wifes family from Christmas day onwards.

First Club I ever joined was WAGC at Yokine, great view from the 12th.

Let me know if there is any WA OZ Golf Comp get together.

Hope the conditions are not like the Champs. Well, could not get any worse.

Yossarian
11th October 2010, 11:11 PM
Well definitely tee something up, although around Christmas a lot of people may be away!

TourFit
12th October 2010, 02:12 PM
Hope the conditions are not like the Champs. Well, could not get any worse.

No monsoons in Perth in late Dec...in fact, very little moisture AT ALL!

You are more likely to need an ice vest.

idgolfguy
13th October 2010, 08:37 AM
Well definitely tee something up, although around Christmas a lot of people may be away!

I'll be around trying to play as much as I can.

MegaWatty
16th October 2010, 08:09 PM
Looks like we're on for Thursday.

MegaWatty
16th October 2010, 08:19 PM
Go me!

adlo
16th October 2010, 09:52 PM
I tip MW win 3 & 2.

MegaWatty
16th October 2010, 09:56 PM
Oh god!

I used to be the one they tipped against.

Golfnut
16th October 2010, 09:57 PM
I tip MW win 3 & 2.

I concur.....but.....GO YOSS!

I wanna see the 09 final rematch.

Yossarian
17th October 2010, 12:41 PM
Yoss 8 and 7.

MegaWatty
17th October 2010, 12:46 PM
Yoss 8 and 7.

Solid tipping.

Yossarian
17th October 2010, 12:56 PM
If it isn't over by the time we hit wee tap, it will be yours I think. 17 and 18 kill me.

MegaWatty
17th October 2010, 01:08 PM
My second on 18 always goes towards the twigs near the tenth. Reload. Repeat.

Yossarian
17th October 2010, 01:12 PM
Thats almost a shank into the bushes.

Shanky shankstein.

MegaWatty
17th October 2010, 01:15 PM
The bushes go up next to the green.

Yossarian
17th October 2010, 01:17 PM
Pardon all I can hear is

http://i52.tinypic.com/21bnb50.jpg

MegaWatty
17th October 2010, 01:19 PM
You can try and cut me down, but I do remember our last game together and the 17th at Joondy.

No wonder you have that album!

Yossarian
17th October 2010, 01:20 PM
I'm more worried about being cut down by you if I stand to the right of you!

PS

Snap hooks.

MegaWatty
17th October 2010, 01:22 PM
I thought that would actually be a record that Simmsy owned.

Ahhhhh. The Golden Era.

Yossarian
17th October 2010, 01:31 PM
I am sure he would!

Daves
18th October 2010, 10:53 AM
So, is this the battle of the retailers?

MegaWatty
18th October 2010, 11:12 AM
Pretty much. But shhh. ;)

TourFit
18th October 2010, 12:58 PM
I'm predicting a back & forth struggle...

...with holes won in triple bogeys, holes conceded after a wayward tee shot and a lost provisional.

Pediction : MW...2 up.


I'm gonna play Simmsy in MP for the title of "Worst" OzGolf Matchplayer, seeing as we're always knocked out early.

Pediction : Me...just.

Johnny Canuck
18th October 2010, 01:08 PM
Predictions:

Yoss 3 and 1

Simmsy 6 and 4

TourFit
18th October 2010, 02:54 PM
Predictions:

Yoss 3 and 1

Simmsy 6 and 4

WTF? My neck is AOK these days...and I'm wearing a collarless shirt.

Johnny Canuck
18th October 2010, 03:13 PM
You blew your load yesterday with 41 points. That's the reason I'm backing the old man.

Yossarian
19th October 2010, 07:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9myoXFk-O4U&feature=related

Getting amped.

TourFit
19th October 2010, 11:39 PM
This is more like it Yoss...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgSMxY6asoE&feature=fvw

Yossarian
20th October 2010, 01:24 PM
With songs like this and Mega listening to V Capri he is no chance!

Go yoss!

MegaWatty
20th October 2010, 01:28 PM
How good is this massive dump of rain going to be for the course?

Could not have come at a better time!

TourFit
20th October 2010, 01:49 PM
As long as it doesn't do it tmz while we're there.

MegaWatty
20th October 2010, 02:39 PM
If it's all square after 18...

Pieface
20th October 2010, 02:52 PM
A massive dump prior always seems to aid my game too!

Having a hit at the Vines tomorrow. Corporate cheatbrose. Will be interesting to see how stupendously low the winning score is.

If you guys are getting rained on let me know. I'll have an hour or so to get my brollie up :p

Johnny Canuck
20th October 2010, 02:57 PM
All sqaure after 18, go to the first tee. Yoss would receive a shot on this hole.

Yossarian
20th October 2010, 06:53 PM
Agreed, I will enjoy mega shanking twice off that tee.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 09:59 AM
1st Hole
MW in the water off the tee
Yoss tops dvr short of fwy

simmsy
21st October 2010, 10:13 AM
Yoss 1+

Golfnut
21st October 2010, 10:21 AM
1st Hole
MW in the water off the tee
Yoss tops dvr short of fwy

Someone forgot to have their nervous shits this morning.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 10:28 AM
Yoss 1+ after 2

simmsy
21st October 2010, 10:29 AM
Tourfit puts his new bag/buggy into bunker on 1st

Golfnut
21st October 2010, 10:33 AM
Is this a comedy?

Dcanto
21st October 2010, 10:36 AM
Sounds more like a tragedy.

Pieface
21st October 2010, 10:39 AM
Yoss 1+ after 2


Tourfit puts his new bag/buggy into bunker on 1st

I'd like to see Mega get up. There is to much love for Yosss, it's ghey!

How many cubes of sand does TF bag hold? :lol:

simmsy
21st October 2010, 10:59 AM
All sq after 4

AndyP
21st October 2010, 11:02 AM
Go Dogs!

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 12:10 PM
sucked in Fit.

Simmsy, why'd you call? I tried getting you guys the hook up on cheap fees yesterday.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 12:31 PM
Called to laugh about fit. Normal price thx anyway.

Greens r cr@p!

MW& yoss r sq.
Oms is 2+

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 12:53 PM
The greens would have been decent yesty when they were cut.

Hurry up and beat Fit 6 and 4.

I hope you got photos of his buggy.

Is he waddling like a duck?

simmsy
21st October 2010, 01:04 PM
Greens were cut today.
Still full of core holes.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 01:09 PM
It's over again!
20 mtr in the bush.

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 01:25 PM
This could be the first time ever that the practice green is better than the course.

Over again? The Mi-Caddy sucks.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 02:12 PM
All sq. 2 to play.

Oms wins 3&2

simmsy
21st October 2010, 02:23 PM
Yoss lost ball on 17 MW sticks 3rd to 6'

AndyP
21st October 2010, 02:27 PM
Go the tie!

simmsy
21st October 2010, 02:30 PM
MW 1 up 1 to play

Spray dve right

Yoss snap hook onto range

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 02:31 PM
Go the Ranga!

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 02:31 PM
Go the Yoss Choke!

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 02:54 PM
2 up.

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 03:14 PM
See you in the finals.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 03:23 PM
He just called it that nuff will do u 2&1

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 03:24 PM
We'll be off the same handicap in 3 weeks. Giddyup.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 03:41 PM
He just called it that nuff will do u 2&1

Lies.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 04:01 PM
Welcome to Bogan Towne.

http://184.72.239.143/mu/c094754f-d738-0c10.jpg

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 04:28 PM
Mega, thanks mate and well played. You are one steady golfer, sad about the way I finished but after that bird on 16 you deserved it I reckon.

Cheers for the company lads, thankyou TF for the laughs.

Mega you have to post those videos.

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 04:34 PM
Where was that car?

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 04:39 PM
At the gate where they were doing the burnouts. They broke through the gate an were heading towards the lake but got bogged and bailed.

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 04:41 PM
****ing bogans!

The rubber smoke was making me gag on 9.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 04:44 PM
****ing bogans!

The rubber Coq was making me gag on 9.

Fixed.

Johnny Canuck
21st October 2010, 04:48 PM
What made him choke on 17 and 18?

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 05:12 PM
Just my own weak mental state.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 05:16 PM
And 3 lucky approach shots.

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 05:17 PM
Pfft, 3 quality aproach shots. We won't talk about the tee on 18. :D

simmsy
21st October 2010, 05:23 PM
Yoss talked himself into it on 18 by singing some young punk reggae song about snap hooking and sure enough snap hook came about.

Mega closed out very well with his approached on the last 3. Put his tee shot on 16 to 2' and made the bird. great stuff.

TourFit choked again even though it was only a muck around Matchplay.

I had 33 pts 'fit had 27.

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 05:25 PM
I had about 33 points, give or take.

simmsy
21st October 2010, 05:26 PM
oh almost forgot - the gold on the first this morning.....

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 05:27 PM
If just wouldn't stop!!

Mega we need video!

simmsy
21st October 2010, 05:28 PM
and then he had put it into the bush on the 12th after the remote control failed and kept rolling away from him.

the duck can waddle pretty fast when needed:lol:

simmsy
21st October 2010, 05:28 PM
I had about 33 points, give or take.


and a couple of chokes on the 18th

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 05:31 PM
and a couple of chokes on the 18th:smt098

simmsy
21st October 2010, 05:40 PM
sorry mate i didn't know about the one on the front right of the green until 'fit told us about it.

you are getting some demons in your head with that hole aren't you.

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 05:51 PM
Mmm. Shit hole.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 05:53 PM
Thieving pricks on 10...

simmsy
21st October 2010, 05:54 PM
i like it, i parred it did i tell you!:D

Veefore
21st October 2010, 07:44 PM
and then he had put it into the bush on the 12th after the remote control failed and kept rolling away from him.

the duck can waddle pretty fast when needed:lol:

If you're going to have a remote control buggy you get used to that. I've lost mine a couple of times when the remote was in my pocket and I bent over and something pressed the go button. Then when I looked around it was gone and I had no idea where it was. :D.

Once I was in the right front bunker on the 6th at gosnells and hit a perfect shot that made a weird, loud crash when the ball hit the flagstick and went in the hole. After a moment I realised that the noise was from behind me, not in front. When I looked around there was my bag and buggy upended with all my clubs, tees and everything else strewn about in the bunker behind me.

I won't even detail the time at Albany when it ran me over twice in one round. (ouch!)

hocko
21st October 2010, 07:50 PM
If you're going to have a remote control buggy you get used to that. I've lost mine a couple of times when the remote was in my pocket and I bent over and something pressed the go button. Then when I looked around it was gone and I had no idea where it was. :D.

Once I was in the right front bunker on the 6th at gosnells and hit a perfect shot that made a weird, loud crash when the ball hit the flagstick and went in the hole. After a moment I realised that the noise was from behind me, not in front. When I looked around there was my bag and buggy upended with all my clubs, tees and everything else strewn about in the bunker behind me.

I won't even detail the time at Albany when it ran me over twice in one round. (ouch!)

Can someone please tell me why a lot of WA Ozgolfers seem to be losing their gear, either in bunkers or water?

hocko
21st October 2010, 07:51 PM
oh almost forgot - the gold on the first this morning.....

Is he wearing ADIDAS gear?...........how strange.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 07:54 PM
http://184.72.239.143/mu/b4d878f7-0db0-5541.jpg

Anyone seen The Leyland Brothers?

Yossarian
21st October 2010, 08:32 PM
Is he wearing ADIDAS gear?...........how strange.

He dropped his glove on the practise green as well and some bloke walked up and said

"figured this was yours"

simmsy
21st October 2010, 08:35 PM
^^that was gold right there!

4 of us on the practice green the bloke walks straight over to 'fit to hand him his adidas glove to go with his adidas jocks.

Golfnut
21st October 2010, 10:06 PM
Hope 'Fit raked that bunker well afterwards........did he get oot in 1 :D

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 10:14 PM
Hope 'Fit raked that bunker well afterwards........did he get oot in 1 :D

He did. I videoed it.

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 11:04 PM
Extreme language warning!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul9whAfjopc&feature=player_profilepage

hocko
21st October 2010, 11:07 PM
I love it......

simmsy
21st October 2010, 11:09 PM
TourFit, you are Legend!

MegaWatty
21st October 2010, 11:14 PM
I've watched it several times and still laugh every time.

TourFit
22nd October 2010, 09:19 AM
My wife just watched it & was ROFL...

I'm going back to my 'normal' buggy. That remote was a pain in the ass, it couldn't keep up with me walking either! Incident on 1 was because the wheel had jumped out of its track into freewheel mode...so when I used the remote to go forward ONLY ONE WHEEL WAS DRIVING. It veered left and straight off the edge of the bunker and 3ft down. Have so much sand in my bag...the second was weird, I thought it had gone out of range and it just veered off and kept going. It was between 12 green and 13 tee. It went a fair way in before hitting a tangle of tree roots and tipping over. The seat and the grounded wheel was wedged in the treee roots and took a fair YANK to get it out. F***ing Thing! Then I tested the remote and presto, it moved. Hadn't been out of range at all. F***ing Thing!

Well done MW...that was a very solid finish mate. And I reckon we got it spot on on 10, those blokes MUST have played (stolen) your ball. From where your driver was there was NO way that the 3W wouldn't have been out there too, but just a bit shorter.

Yoss, I'm sorry about me laughing on 18, but you had three absolutely pure practice swings at that little chip...just sweeping the turf nicely. Then you hit it So Chunky (you could carve it!). Impact was at least three inches behind the ball and you nearly bounced the club completely over the ball. You were lucky to even get a piece of it.

Simmsy...didn't think I choked. I was pretty much behind all day (and with that F***ing Thing as well). Played totally crap. You were solid as usual again, old man.

Thanks for the day boys...BTW did you guys see the accident on the freeway going north? Rollover (pretty bad by the looks) just south of Leach Hwy.

PS: Bogans SUCK!

Pieface
22nd October 2010, 10:02 AM
...

Thanks for the day boys...BTW did you guys see the accident on the freeway going north? Rollover (pretty bad by the looks) just south of Leach Hwy.



Must have been driving their car by remote control!

Sounds like a good day out fellas with plenty of laughs and some good golf from Megaman to ice the match.

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 10:09 AM
I jump off at Roe but had heard about the rollover on the freeway.

There was also a crash when you come out at Ennis ave from Port Kennedy Dr (?).

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 10:33 AM
Some memorable moments from the match:

The start was crap for both of us. Yoss cold topped it and I hit some stupid cut skyball hybrid into the lake. Yoss took the hole with about a 6.

Yoss' putt on 2 from off the back that somehow didn't go in the bunker and ended up back on the green.

My bunker shot on 3.

Yoss' stance in the bunker on 5 and Simmsy telling him how to play it. Thanks Simmsy!

Yoss' second putt on 7 after being on the adjoining green.

The burnout on 9, Yoss' and my recovery from the right hand bushes that was 'too good'.

The thing that my ball hit on 11 and ricocheted into the bush.

My three jack to square the 12th. I think it may have had something to do with my laughter still not quite being contained.

The 2 solid 3 footers on 13 for the square.

Yoss' stance (again) in the bunker on 14 and the conversation that he and the group we called through were having during my backswing.

Yoss' approach to 15 was superb from the crap left and forced me to take a 2 hybrid from a hole, quite possibly made by the native Burrowing Kangaroo. It was an epic fail and a lost ball/hole.

My approach on 16.

My approach on 17 after Yoss got himself into some trouble right.

18...

I really enjoy these Ozgolf days. I love the grind of matchplay. And of course the company and laughter were simply brilliant.

Cheers guys.

simmsy
22nd October 2010, 10:42 AM
yep thanks to all for the day. i feel truly blessed to be witness to two of the funniest days in WAnker Ozgolf folklore with JC & 'fits buggy fiasco's.

Yoss - get a putting lesson, that chinaman spin you keep putting on your putts is killing you.

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 10:49 AM
He putted pretty well yesterday didn't he?

Yossarian
22nd October 2010, 10:57 AM
I think I hit 1, maybe 2 shit putts, and by that I mean horrible strokes.

Other than that I was ok, pace was a little off but hey.

Sorry about chatting to that guy :(

simmsy
22nd October 2010, 12:36 PM
Yoss - we've all told you mate, keep that putter head running along the ground! it is seriously above the equator of the ball on 90% of your putts.

i look down on you like my own child Yoss & i want you to succeed at putting. Hell i'll give you putting lessons if you want.

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 01:22 PM
you mean grandchild, don't you simmsy?

Pieface
22nd October 2010, 01:47 PM
Yoss - we've all told you mate, keep that putter head running along the ground! it is seriously above the equator of the ball on 90% of your putts.

i look down on you like my own child Yoss & i want you to succeed at putting. Hell i'll give you putting lessons if you want.

If you look at him as your child OMS I highly recommend beating the lesson into him :mrgreen:

TourFit
22nd October 2010, 02:04 PM
GOLD...24 carat!

:lol:

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 02:22 PM
A big call out to Old Man MacGyver who happened to be carrying a spare CR2 battery to go into my range finder after it died on 9. I have become quite reliant on it and would have struggled without numbers!

I have a new one at home that I'll chuck in my bag to replace it mate. Just remind me to hand it over next time we play. Thanks heaps!

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 02:47 PM
A big call out to Old Man MacGyver who happened to be carrying a spare CR2 battery to go into my range finder after it died on 9. I have become quite reliant on it and would have struggled without numbers!

I have a new one at home that I'll chuck in my bag to replace it mate. Just remind me to hand it over next time we play. Thanks heaps!

Just don't do a Zeus, borrow it, promise a return and then disappear into the sunset.

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 02:56 PM
Battery or range finder?

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 03:14 PM
Battery.

You think I would lend anything of value to a Puerto Rican?

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 03:20 PM
Battery.

You think I would lend anything of value to a Puerto Rican?

You carry spares as well eh?

My 1600 that's on the way uses 9 volt. I guess I'll be carrying a stash now.

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 03:33 PM
The case has a little holder for a battery, which is always full. Nothing worse than no rangefinder, as I am finding out right now.

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 03:36 PM
The case has a little holder for a battery, which is always full. Nothing worse than no rangefinder, as I am finding out right now.

Just buy a battery.

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 03:38 PM
I've got plenty of batteries. My rangefinder didn't agree with the pond at Araluen.

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 03:40 PM
Oh yeh. Seems so long ago after Fits buggy fun yesterday.

simmsy
22nd October 2010, 03:47 PM
What's happening with r'finder JC?

U need info?

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 04:58 PM
The paypal stuff could help. Did you buy it through the bay? Can you get a copy of that receipt?

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 05:02 PM
I reckon you're a long shot JC. Once it's opened up and they find 50 odd guppies swimming around, they'll know something's a bit....fishy?

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 05:21 PM
Interesting. Our internet security won't let me on the Leupold site as it is classified as "Weapons".

Sons of bitches.

I want to see if it is "waterproof" or "weatherproof".

TourFit
22nd October 2010, 05:26 PM
Fwend...change your internet security.

If it won't let you on 'Weapons' sites, then it's also denying you access to the best PORN! :lol:

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 05:34 PM
I'll run it by the GM. Tell him I need access to weapons and porn during my last week here.

It appears to be weatherproof, but there is no harm in trying. Right now, it is an expensive paperweight.

TourFit
22nd October 2010, 05:36 PM
I have an even more expensive REMOTE CONTROLLED paperweight !!

Johnny Canuck
22nd October 2010, 05:38 PM
Lend it to someone next champs. We'll have a good laugh.

TourFit
22nd October 2010, 06:38 PM
Especially if there are lakes...

...wanna try it???

simmsy
22nd October 2010, 07:14 PM
Dunsborough Lakes on the cards?

TourFit
22nd October 2010, 11:22 PM
It could end up in someones kitchen if we play there...

...as long as it comes back with a coffee it'll be OK!

MegaWatty
22nd October 2010, 11:23 PM
What was that shaft in your driver yesterday fit?

TourFit
23rd October 2010, 12:47 AM
Oban Devotion 7 Flex 4...(70+g, flex S tipped a little extra)