Haysey's coming to Brisbane. Virginia Tuesday 4th May

[haysey]

As above. I'm flying into Brisbane around 8.30am on the 4th and will be looking for a round somewhere the same day.

Virginia Golf club some time from 10:07


1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3: SMS
4:

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7: Henno
8:

---------------
AndyP edit

Scores
Lucasto 37 pts
Daves 34 pts
Haysey 30 pts

Didn't finish 18 holes
sms NCR
AndyP NCR
shazza_rs NCR
henno NCR

[PeteyD]

Virginia will have a single stab on (unless it is back marker day), not far from Albion.

[Lucasto23]

Tuesday comp's are at virginia, or redcliffe and thats it from memory.

What time you want to tee off :)

And i'm In!!!

[haysey]

Yep. Just been looking at the open day thread. Maybe Redcliffe as well. Not far from the airport is it?

[AndyP]

Hmmm, I'll think about it, especially if it is Virginia.

[haysey]

Tuesday comp's are at virginia, or redcliffe and thats it from memory.

What time you want to tee off :)

And i'm In!!!


Sweet. I'll bring my shiniest gear. 10-10.30ish. What's the drive from the airport like at that time?

[AndyP]

Airport driving isn't that bad now with the new Gateway.

[Tomson]

So what courty and I aren't good enough for you anymore.. fine we'll make new friends then... :)

[haysey]

Airport driving isn't that bad now with the new Gateway.

OK, thanks Andy.


Lets go with Virginia. I've not played there before.

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23

[Lucasto23]

Sweet. I'll bring my shiniest gear. 10-10.30ish. What's the drive from the airport like at that time?

Mate, 22 min at most to redcliffe and 15 minutes to virginia :)

Let me know what venue you preffer and i will make the bookings ;)

[haysey]

So what courty and I aren't good enough for you anymore.. fine we'll make new friends then... :)



I'm over you pair:roll:

[Tomson]

I'm over you pair:roll:

Oh really... just remeber what happened to henno's shafts... I have my truck back and its already in reverse...:evil:

[haysey]

Oh really... just remeber what happened to henno's shafts... I have my truck back and its already in reverse...:evil:


Let me channel everyone's favorite mod for a second.



Wanker:D

[Lucasto23]

Tomson, why don't you fly down as well :)

[Tomson]

Tomson, why don't you fly down as well :)

I'll be to busy reshafting his clubs. :)

[AndyP]

Lets go with Virginia. I've not played there before.
With golf the day before at CTH, it is harder to justify taking the day off, but I don't mind going out of my way for visitors. I need to save a day off for a match against Tex too.

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ AndyP (pencil)

[haysey]

Tomson, why don't you fly down as well :)


What clubs of Tomos do you want me to steal and bring with me8)



I'll be to busy reshafting his clubs. :)


You'll be finished by then won't you:smt064

[Tomson]

What clubs of Tomos do you want me to steal and bring with me8)

I'll hide everything before you go.. hahahaha


You'll be finished by then won't you:smt064

maybe

[Lucasto23]

There is only one club of his i really, really want ;)


Starts with Cobra :)

[BrisVegas]

Any chance you can make it to the Masters at Coolangatta-Tweed ? There's always a bed at my joint for ya.

[haysey]

There is only one club of his i really, really want ;)


Starts with Cobra :)


I've got a feeling that was 4 drivers ago. Haven't seen it for a while:twisted:



Any chance you can make it to the Masters at Coolangatta-Tweed ? There's always a bed at my joint for ya.


Wish I could Dion. Blame the wife for not coming home from Melbourne till 10am that day. Best I could do is fly out Tuesday morning:cry:

[Lucasto23]

[QUOTE=haysey;471550]I've got a feeling that was 4 drivers ago. Haven't seen it for a while:twisted:


The driver i have ;) the mini driver i do not :(

[haysey]

The driver i have ;) the mini driver i do not :(



Ahh ok. That I think I would have to pry from his cold dead hands. I'll do it...





:-$

[Tomson]

Hey lucas do you want the cobra back?

[Eag's]

I would have tagged along Haysey, but I am on the 2pm start that day :(

[haysey]

Hey lucas do you want the cobra back?



I think its the 3 wood that he wants.





Ima steal it this arvo when you're not looking:razz:

[haysey]

I would have tagged along Haysey, but I am on the 2pm start that day :(



No dramas Eag's. I'll get to have a round with you one day:wink:

[sms316]

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ AndyP (pencil)
4/ sms

Do you need airport pickup as well?

[Tomson]

sms are going to have one of those gayfl banners for haysey to run though when he gets off the plane? :)

[kpac]

as long as I can make it to Albion by 5PM...


Does this dish-licker have a name we ozgolfers can be privileged to???? ;)

[haysey]

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ AndyP (pencil)
4/ sms

Do you need airport pickup as well?


I'm good thanks Shaun. My little sister is doing a drive by and drop off at the golf course.



sms are going to have one of those gayfl banners for haysey to run though when he gets off the plane? :)


Umm. No:roll:



Does this dish-licker have a name we ozgolfers can be privileged to???? ;)


Albion truck supplier?

[kpac]

sounds like a sure bet :)

[haysey]

sounds like a sure bet :)


Hopefully better than my last pos

[AndyP]

Haysey, at Albion there is a greyhound track, hence the kpunt's line of questioning.

[haysey]

Ahh ok. That explains the dishlicker / betting reference. I had no idea:wink:

[sms316]

Anyone made the booking?

[AndyP]

......i will make the bookings ;):smt102

[Courty]

I'm flying into Brisbane around 8.30am on the 4th and will be looking for a round somewhere the same day.

Oh good. I hope you're staying there (for good). ;)

[perci]

Count me in if anyone withdraws!

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ AndyP (pencil)
4/ sms


First reserve /Perci

[kpac]

Ahh ok. That explains the dishlicker / betting reference. I had no idea:wink:

Hah - sorry mate, thought you may have been bringing one of those hot weather trained bag-of-bones down to the city to collect the cash...... I do like getting in on ground level with 'such' inside talkings ;)

[haysey]

Oh good. I hope you're staying there (for good). ;)


Wanker!:twisted:



Count me in if anyone withdraws!

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ AndyP (pencil)
4/ sms


First reserve /Perci


Two groups anyone?



Hah - sorry mate, thought you may have been bringing one of those hot weather trained bag-of-bones down to the city to collect the cash...... I do like getting in on ground level with 'such' inside talkings ;)


No dramas Kpac. I'm actually coming down to pick up a new truck.

[mike]

Long haul back to Cairns. How many games of golf you having on the trip back?

[AndyP]

Road Trip!!! All aboard!

[haysey]

Long haul back to Cairns. How many games of golf you having on the trip back?


I'll be gone till the company credit card gets cut off. Then I'll leg it for home:wink:

[AndyP]

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ AndyP (pencil)
4/ SMS316


First reserve/ Perci
I believe that definites should get priority over pencils, so you should probably put Perc in. That said, the missus didn't whinge when I mentioned it, so I'm good to go, but we'll want a second group or at least another to make two threes. Haysey can then decide on groups, since he is the guest.

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ SMS316
4/ Perci
5/ AndyP

[haysey]

I believe that definites should get priority over pencils, so you should probably put Perc in. That said, the missus didn't whinge when I mentioned it, so I'm good to go, but we'll want a second group or at least another to make two threes. Haysey can then decide on groups, since he is the guest.

1/ haysey
2/ Lucasto23
3/ SMS316
4/ Perci
5/ AndyP


Done Andy. With any luck we'll get another one or two.

[Lucasto23]

The sheet was not out when i called today, will ring tomorrow and get 2 groups booked and we can go from there :)

[Lucasto23]

Alright, we are booked in for 10.07 and 10.14am

I have the booking as follows
10:07am

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3: Perci
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: Vacant
7:Vacant
8:Vacant

Now how wants to play in these spots?
P.s Haysey has Veto on groups so groups may change ;)

[sms316]

Good stuff Lucas.

[haysey]

Love your work Lucas. Cheers mate:smt023

[solarman]

Haysey says he won't play with the gay ones. So if you are not drawn in his group, it tells you what he thinks of you.

[haysey]

Haysey says he won't play with the gay ones. So if you are not drawn in his group, it tells you what he thinks of you.


So you've figured out why I won't golf with you then?

[shazza_rs]

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3: Perci
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7: peter_rs (pencil pending work schedule)
8:Vacant

I'll be keen for a whack.... I've put pete down as a tentative at this stage too but it will depend on his work schedule.

[solarman]

OMG Do any of you people work for a living?

[AndyP]

Are you internet stalking Haysey?

[solarman]

Are you internet stalking Haysey?

I don't even have to use the internet. Just walk thru a few doors, across an alley and then straight into the losers office.
Fag is just leaving for golf now with his 2 other ghey mates Courty and Tomson (I can see his royal fagness thru my office window).
Destroys his work car, gets a tow from me and then borrows one of my work vehicles and he dares to put shite on me.

[solarman]

How come that yellow canary Iano hasn't put his name down.

[Eag's]

How come that yellow canary Iano hasn't put his name down.

His is to busy getting his hair and manicure done :razz:

[Lucasto23]

Can anyone else who is keen please pm me you full name, current handicap and Home club details please as virginia is being picky :(
I have supplied everybody else's details to the club :)

[AndyP]

If in doubt, Lucas, always put sms's name down at Virginia to save a spot.

[Lucasto23]

they have him lined up for what ever the equivalent .2 is under the new system ;)

[haysey]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Everything OK Bob. Do you need a hug?:lol:

[sms316]

they have him lined up for what ever the equivalent .2 is under the new system ;)

Meh. After this Friday's round, I have immunity for the next 3 rounds.

[perci]

Sorry guys I'm staying down the coast after Mondays round and won't be back for this but will try and make Wednesday!

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3:
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7: peter_rs (pencil pending work schedule)
8:Vacant

[razaar]

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3: sms
4:razaar

[AndyP]

It looks like razaar doesn't want us there, Shaz & Pete.

[henno]

Leave approved. I'll play.

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3: razaar
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7: peter_rs (pencil pending work schedule)
8: henno

[razaar]

It looks like razaar doesn't want us there, Shaz & Pete.
Not at all, I have played with everybody except haysey and would like to chat about some of my mates in Cairns that haysey knows. Tosser.

[sms316]

**** off Andy.
Signature?

[AndyP]

Thanks for posting the original, sms. I was joking about a group dropping off when "copying" and pasting. Clearly it's a sensitive issue, and you felt an insult was necessary.

[solarman]

Go and get a room you lot.

[shazza_rs]

Pete is out of this one. Still in Melbourne for work. :(

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3: razaar
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7:
8: henno

[AndyP]

Has Haysey decided on groups or is he too scared to upset someone (no names mentioned)?

[razaar]

Enjoy the day Haysey

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3:
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7:
8: henno

[haysey]

Has Haysey decided on groups or is he too scared to upset someone (no names mentioned)?


Nope. Too scared:D




I haven't golfed with Lucas or Shaun yet so I'm quite happy to leave things as they are.

[sms316]

Has Haysey decided on groups or is he too scared to upset someone (no names mentioned)?


Enjoy the day Haysey

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3:
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7:
8: henno

This cat-fight sorted yet?

[AndyP]

Nope. Too scared:DSoft.


I haven't golfed with Lucas or Shaun yet so I'm quite happy to leave things as they are.That sounds like a good plan. Spread yourself around. (insert solarman ghey comment here)


This cat-fight sorted yet?
There's a catfight? It looks like trolling to me.

[solarman]

That sounds like a good plan. Spread yourself around. (insert solarman ghey comment here)

Nope...I think enough said about his royal gheyness and the heir apparent Prince SMS

[Daves]

[
Dave's you playing anywhere tuesday? We have a spot free at Virginia

Hmm, might be a chance! I need to do some sweet talking first!

What tee times are we talking? 10.07am? and 10.14am?


Enjoy the day Haysey

1: Haysey
2: Lucasto
3:
4: Sms

10:14am
5: AndyP
6: shazza_rs
7:
8: henno

[henno]

Yep, those are the tee times. Hopefully we'll see you there Daves!

[haysey]

Yep 10.07 and 10.14 Dave. Be good if you could make it.

[Lucasto23]

What they said, one spot at 10.14 or if the 7 min makes a difference you can have my spot in first group ;)

[solarman]

Everyone don't forget to ask for the " Secret Handshake" us Notherners use.
If Haysey says he won't do it, make him shout at the bar. It has something to do with "horns".

[haysey]

Everyone don't forget to ask for the " Secret Handshake" us Notherners use.
If Haysey says he won't do it, make him shout at the bar. It has something to do with "horns".


GGF. That handshake is the sole province of you and Tomson. I want no part of it.



Bag's packed. I'm ready. Can someone ensure some fine weather for tomorrow please.

[Jarro]

GGF. That handshake is the sole province of you and Tomson. I want no part of it.



Bag's packed. I'm ready. Can someone ensure some fine weather for tomorrow please.

Sorry mate, rain is predicted for tomorrow :(

[haysey]

Sorry mate, rain is predicted for tomorrow :(



Noooooo:cry:

[Tomson]

ahahaha

you can't escape the rain.. heheheheh

[haysey]

Oh I can....I'm just going to stay in Brisbane until it stops.

[Tomson]

touche

[henno]

Yeah, it doesn't look good.


Forecast for Tuesday
Early rain periods, tending to showers during the day. Light to moderate E to NE
winds.

Precis: Early rain, showers.
City: Min 18 Max 24
Bayside: Min 17 Max 24
UV Alert: 9:20 am to 2:10 pm, UV Index predicted to reach 5 [Moderate]

Wednesday Showers, possible late storm. Min 17 Max 26

[Daves]

Yeah, it doesn't look good.

Looks like we are about to get an early instalment! Bloody Haysey!, the rain is following him around!:lol:

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR664.loop.shtml#skip

I will be there tomorrow, unless it is pissing down!

[sms316]

****ing Haysey!

[Lucasto23]

See everyone there unless it's bucketing or haysey pulls the pin :)

[Courty]

Bag's packed. I'm ready. Can someone ensure some fine weather for tomorrow please.


Sorry mate, rain is predicted for tomorrow :(


Noooooo:cry:

There's some karma for you. ;)

[haysey]

Looks like we are about to get an early instalment! Bloody Haysey!, the rain is following him around!:lol:

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR664.loop.shtml#skip

I will be there tomorrow, unless it is pissing down!


****ing Haysey!


I'm gutted, like I can't get rain here. Stupid fn weather.



See everyone there unless it's bucketing or haysey pulls the pin :)


I'll be there regardless of rain. It can't be any worse than the boggy shithole I call home:cry:

[AndyP]

I'll be there early, Haysey, as I have to drop the missus off at work, and I'm not backtracking to home.

[Daves]

It has been raining steadily here for hours and doesn't look like stopping anytime soon. What's it like on the northside?

[AndyP]

There is light rain in Toombul right now. A few puddles in the macca's carpark.

[Lucasto23]

in boondall, not raining just a steady cloud. looks like we will catch a shower or too, but nothing heavy.
Bring brollies

[AndyP]

I'll be there in 15, readjusting to green speed after putting on bent yesterday.

[haysey]

Pfft. This isn't rain. Be there shortly.

[Daves]

Still raining steadily here. Leaving now, if I get wet I am going to blame Lucas!:lol:

[Eag's]

It's not raining here at Albany Creek, it stopped a few hours ago.

[Lucasto23]

okay i'll get ready now :( see you in 20min

[sms316]

Well that was fun. :roll: 4 x NCRs out of 7. :-s

They can breed a mosquito out at Virginia. Unbearable. Good to catch up with the big unit though.

[Courty]

okay i'll get ready now :( see you in 20min

This was posted before 9am. Has anybody returned from this round alive?

[PeteyD]

Apparently not. Bunch of nancies ran away from the wittle mozzies.

[sms316]

This was posted before 9am. Has anybody returned from this round alive?

The remaining threesome hit off the 13th at about 1.40pm after a "weather delay".

[PeteyD]

bugga. That is fairly sucky. Stupid rain.

[Courty]

The remaining threesome hit off the 13th at about 1.40pm after a "weather delay".

Okey dokey. That explains it then.

[Jarro]

We had some pretty heavy rain at the airport this morning ..... just up the road from Virginia.

That must've made the round fun :)

[shazza_rs]

NCR for our group. We weren't bothered by the rain. The rain was nothing compared to the mozzies swarming. That is without a doubt the worst conditions I've played in. I'll take rain, cold, absurd heat over those frigging mozzies.

[henno]

Those mozzies were insane. I was fine with the rain, and even ditched the umbrella in the heaviest rain because it was simply attracting a swarm of a few hundred mosquitoes. I was hitting it well, too. Although the seven-a-wash I had on the 5th felt like a birdie in the conditions. I could barely see the flag through the mozzies! :razz:

[haysey]

Most. Mosquitos. Ever. Never seen anything like it. I'm off to by some bushmans before tomorrows round.

Thanks everyone for coming out. Shaun for the loan of his buggy when my bag broke!

And AndyP for the lift home. I'll post more when I get near a real computer.

[Courty]

Most. Mosquitos. Ever. Never seen anything like it. I'm off to by some bushmans before tomorrows round.

Thanks everyone for coming out. Shaun for the loan of his buggy when my bag broke!

And AndyP for the lift home. I'll post more when I get near a real computer.

Sounds like the dog urine finally did it's job. :lol:

[Lucasto23]

Thanks for the round everyone, the true golfers finished and the also ran's provided a nice gallery for us finishing. I think henno killed about 40 mossies off my back after we finished so thanks for that ;)

Scores of the finishers
Lucasto 37 pts
Daves 34 pts
Haysey 30 pts - pretty impressive with that swing ;)

[AndyP]

Those mozzies really were unbearable. We had the choice of getting super wet or getting ambushed by them, especially in the trees. Everyone in our group chose the wet. Fortunately, they liked Henno more than Shaz and I. We pulled out after nine, and we had a great chinwag in the clubhouse over a few beers while the others battled through the swarm.

[Jarro]

Those mozzies really were unbearable. We had the choice of getting super wet or getting ambushed by them, especially in the trees. Everyone in our group chose the wet. Fortunately, they liked Henno more than Shaz and I. We pulled out after nine, and we had a great chinwag in the clubhouse over a few beers while the others battled through the swarm.

soft

[Courty]

Scores of the finishers
Lucasto 37 pts
Daves 34 pts
Haysey 30 pts - pretty impressive with that swing ;)

:lol:

[Ned]

Thanks everyone for coming out. Shaun for the loan of his buggy when my bag broke!


Sounds like the dog urine finally did it's job. :lol:

Didn't some one say it was Solarman ? :razz:


:wink:

[Daves]

So what are the best Mozzie repellents? I can can tell a couple that aren't! A couple litres of Rid and that funny smelling s***that Lucas carries. I reckon they were licking the stuff off of me towards the end and getting bigger!

[Daves]

Oh and I meant to add, 2 NCRs in 2 days for SMS, Monday at the Masters and y'day at Virginia; is this a trend!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kp5ClrSvNI&feature=player_embedded/

[sms316]

Oh and I meant to add, 2 NCRs in 2 days for SMS, Monday at the Masters and y'day at Virginia; is this a trend!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kp5ClrSvNI&feature=player_embedded/

Settle down old man!

[just]

So what are the best Mozzie repellents? I can can tell a couple that aren't! A couple litres of Rid and that funny smelling s***that Lucas carries. I reckon they were licking the stuff off of me towards the end and getting bigger!
Bushman is pretty good:
http://www.bushman-repellent.com/products.htm
but it's heavy on DEET so may melt some stuff.

[AndyP]

The repellent might stop them from biting, but it wouldn't have stopped them from swarming around us. I don't seem to have many bites on me, after using the Aerogard pump action spray.

[shazza_rs]

The repellent might stop them from biting, but it wouldn't have stopped them from swarming around us. I don't seem to have many bites on me, after using the Aerogard pump action spray.

the odourless one?

[AndyP]

That's the one. If you have a peg on your nose, you don't smell a thing.

[Courty]

I keep a tin of Bushman's in my bag up here. Normally Haysey does too, but he decided to leave it behind to save weight on this trip. Pure genius... :roll:

[haysey]

Yep. I now have napalm (bushmans) back in the bag. Figures that I wouldn't need it at keperra today.

[Lucasto23]

was anyone handicapped on this round?

[Daves]

was anyone handicapped on this round?


Yep, it is showing on my golflink.

[henno]

was anyone handicapped on this round?

Nope.

[Daves]

Results on this link. I got a ball in the rundown but your score isn't there Lucas??.

http://virginiagc.golfanytime.com.au/CompetitionResultsPublic.aspx?PID=CL1003

[Lucasto23]

i know, emailed club but no response. going to call the buggers next week to see what the story is

[AndyP]

No NCR for me. That's pretty inconsistent considering that SMS got one once and didn't even play in the first place.

[Ned]

Results on this link. I got a ball in the rundown but your score isn't there Lucas??.

http://virginiagc.golfanytime.com.au/CompetitionResultsPublic.aspx?PID=CL1003


i know, emailed club but no response. going to call the buggers next week to see what the story is

More then likely confused the Pro Shop with the Captains area, got easily distracted drewling =P~ over some golf gear and forgot to put his card in!!!!:razz:

:wink:

[Lucasto23]

i tried to enter the pro shop but they would not let me in :(
Consideing i put the other blokes cards in plus my own is where the anomilly is.

[Lucasto23]

sorted it out, no GL # on card so they just don't give a crap if that happens and put it in too hard basket :smt108 D*ck's

[henno]

And yet they'll NCR a player that doesn't even play on the day?

[sms316]

They need to find someone in golf operations who has some idea. Don't know where they will find one though.

[mike]

sorted it out, no GL # on card so they just don't give a crap if that happens and put it in too hard basket :smt108 D*ck'sWas it your home club or are you a visitor?

[Lucasto23]

just a visitor mike :(

[mike]

With respect Lucasto I think if you're a visitor to a club and fail to put your golflink number on the card there's very little the home club can do.

Did Haysey try sell you anything?

[Lucasto23]

Fair enough mike.
With respect to sales, strangley NO. He must be one of those hoarders like tomson ;)