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Courty
10th April 2010, 04:54 AM
April 10th :roll:
April 11th :roll:
April 17th :roll:
May 22nd :roll:
June 8th :roll:

June 5th.

sigh...

haysey
10th April 2010, 06:34 AM
Pfft. Go Chopper.




Do it for the chattering masses:wink:

Courty
10th April 2010, 12:36 PM
Golf was the winner. :roll:

Jarro
10th April 2010, 12:38 PM
So who won ?

Where's the excitement ?

This is the worst matchplay thread ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Courty
10th April 2010, 12:41 PM
No match played today, we're saving it for tomorrow at Mareeba.

My tip: golf will be the winner there, too. :neutral:

I did run the card quickly after the round. If we had played today, Chopper would have won 1 up.

AndyP
10th April 2010, 12:44 PM
It wasn't an official loss. Well done, Courty.

haysey
10th April 2010, 12:51 PM
Choppers:roll:


I vote for a draw.

Courty
10th April 2010, 12:55 PM
Here's a pop quiz.
Chopper71 hit the 17th green in reg (got his name on the NTP at 189cm), made the putt, and walked off with a par. How did he do that?

haysey
10th April 2010, 12:57 PM
Here's a pop quiz.
Chopper71 hit the 17th green in reg (got his name on the NTP at 189cm), made the putt, and walked off with a par. How did he do that?


Putted with the flag in...:smt102

Courty
10th April 2010, 12:57 PM
Putted with the flag in...:smt102

Nope, flag was out.

AndyP
10th April 2010, 01:00 PM
A penalty for something, although I'm not sure what. Ball moved? Moved his marker for someone else and didn't return it afterwards?

haysey
10th April 2010, 01:01 PM
Nope, flag was out.



Double hit the ball? Although how you'd do that with a putter I'd have NFI

Courty
10th April 2010, 01:02 PM
A penalty for something, although I'm not sure what. Ball moved? Moved his marker for someone else and didn't return it afterwards?

Getting very warm here.

haysey
10th April 2010, 01:02 PM
Putted the ball off his own foot and into the hole:D

Courty
10th April 2010, 01:04 PM
Putted the ball off his own foot and into the hole:D

No foot wedges.

haysey
10th April 2010, 01:14 PM
Hit the ball with his practice putt?



And I'm out. If thats not it, I'm out of ideas.

Courty
10th April 2010, 01:15 PM
Hit the ball with his practice putt?

And I'm out. If thats not it, I'm out of ideas.

Nope. AndyP almost had it.

haysey
10th April 2010, 01:21 PM
Dropped his ball on his marker and the marker moved.

Courty
10th April 2010, 01:22 PM
Dropped his ball on his marker and the marker moved.

Much closer than your previous guesses, but still not quite there.

I'll give you one more guess before I tell.

haysey
10th April 2010, 01:31 PM
Dropped his putter on his ball...

Courty
10th April 2010, 01:32 PM
Nope.

haysey
10th April 2010, 01:34 PM
FFS. I'm ringing Chopper.

Courty
10th April 2010, 01:35 PM
:mrgreen:

haysey
10th April 2010, 02:25 PM
Well that's interesting. FWIW Chopper said it was your fault:D

Courty
10th April 2010, 02:27 PM
Well that's interesting. FWIW Chopper said it was your fault:D

He can say what he likes, I had nothing to do with it. :p

Dcanto
10th April 2010, 02:29 PM
So what did happen?? You've got me curious. :-s

haysey
10th April 2010, 02:42 PM
He can say what he likes, I had nothing to do with it. :p


Not true. He said you gave it to him:twisted:

AndyP
10th April 2010, 03:09 PM
So what did happen?? You've got me curious. :-s+1

He didn't use the same ball to make the putt?

mike
10th April 2010, 04:07 PM
??

Everything I can think of involves a 2 stroke penalty.

Tell us !!!!!!

sms316
10th April 2010, 04:14 PM
Ball hung on the lip for longer than the alloted time and then fell in?

AndyP
10th April 2010, 04:16 PM
He used Courty's putter?

AndyP
10th April 2010, 04:17 PM
He hit his putt, but didn't see it go in the hole and thought it may be lost, so he hit a provisional but didn't declare it beforehand.

AndyP
10th April 2010, 04:18 PM
His putt hit a powerline and he didn't replay his shot in accordance with local rules.

sms316
10th April 2010, 04:19 PM
He hit his putt, but didn't see it go in the hole and thought it may be lost, so he hit a provisional but didn't declare it beforehand.

:lol:

Too much time on your hands if you can come up with that.

mike
10th April 2010, 04:20 PM
He wrote the wrong score on the card?

AndyP
10th April 2010, 04:20 PM
:lol:

Too much time on your hands if you can come up with that.I'm in a house in Katherine by myself. Of course I have too much time on my hands.

haysey
10th April 2010, 04:39 PM
Ok seeing as Courty seems to have disappeared. I've asked Chopper what happened.

Chopper hits tee shot quite close. Marks it to measure for nearest the pin

Measures NTP distance (189cm). Puts flag back in hole. Picks up ball and marker and walks off:-s

Curses loudly, assesses penalty, replaces ball, cans putt for par.

FWIW he swears black and blue Courty conceded the putt:lol:

MegaWatty
10th April 2010, 04:54 PM
I'm in a house in Katherine by myself. Of course I have too much time on my hands.
Say hi to Katherine for us. :)

haysey
10th April 2010, 05:03 PM
Goooo Chopper:razz:





Try to show up sober tomorrow:roll:

Courty
10th April 2010, 05:11 PM
??

Everything I can think of involves a 2 stroke penalty.

Tell us !!!!!!

I wasn't sure if it would be a 1 or 2 stroke penalty, so we asked the pro for clarification before playing the 2nd 9.

Courty
10th April 2010, 05:12 PM
Ok seeing as Courty seems to have disappeared.

Couldn't you hear my lawn mower going for te last 3 hours? :roll:

haysey
10th April 2010, 05:17 PM
Couldn't you hear my lawn mower going for te last 3 hours? :roll:



I've been asleep on the couch, so, no.

AndyP
11th April 2010, 01:43 PM
Forfeit?

Ned
11th April 2010, 01:45 PM
Forfeit?

That was discussed around the Bar after the game!:razz:

haysey
11th April 2010, 01:50 PM
Yep, especially cause my dear old granny could have beaten Captain Shanky today:razz:

Courty
11th April 2010, 02:09 PM
Yep, especially cause my dear old granny could have beaten Captain Shanky today:razz:

Oh, and you you bettered my score, did you?

haysey
11th April 2010, 02:18 PM
Oh, and you you bettered my score, did you?



No






:oops:

Courty
11th April 2010, 02:19 PM
No

:oops:


:lol:

Courty
11th April 2010, 02:21 PM
1st post updated. :roll:

AndyP
11th April 2010, 02:23 PM
Soft.

haysey
11th April 2010, 02:25 PM
I recommend an afternoon round. Far more time to sober up:D

haysey
13th April 2010, 05:40 PM
This match scheduled yet:roll:












:twisted:Choppers

Chopper71
13th April 2010, 05:58 PM
Thought it best i intervene here and clarify a few things.

1. I wanted to play Saturday but Courty re-neg'd after i hit it 60m past him on the 10th
2. I have a note from my Mum forbidding me to play with you buffoons on Sunday
3. Courty said "all good" on the 17th so i picked it up

Well that's my recollection of events...E&OE

Ned
13th April 2010, 06:33 PM
Thought it best i intervene here and clarify a few things.

1. I wanted to play Saturday but Courty re-neg'd after i hit it 60m past him on the 10th
2. I have a note from my Mum forbidding me to play with you buffoons on Sunday
3. Courty said "all good" on the 17th so i picked it up

Well that's my recollection of events...E&OE


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_vW-f8QS75wg/S8Q6RiXGmGI/AAAAAAAABFs/fzIz4HJ3O1A/Its%20alive.jpg

Courty
13th April 2010, 08:00 PM
Thought it best i intervene here and clarify a few things.

1. I was too hungover to play Courty on Saturday
2. My mum went on a 48 hr bender so I had to stay at home and bake loaves of bread for Sunday arve mass
3. I am a complete idiot and have no excuse for picking up my marker on 17

Well that's my recollection of events...E&OE

;)

Chopper71
13th April 2010, 09:03 PM
;)

Nice one centurion, nice one.

Courty
16th May 2010, 11:46 AM
1st post updated. Go me.

haysey
16th May 2010, 02:48 PM
Pfft. Like this match will ever happen:roll:





FWIW. Go the draw:razz:

haysey
16th May 2010, 04:24 PM
If this match goes ahead....and I know its unlikely:roll:




Is there a proposed venue? Or is it a secret so Solarman doesn't show up:D

Courty
16th May 2010, 04:55 PM
If this match goes ahead....and I know its unlikely:roll:




Is there a proposed venue? Or is it a secret so Solarman doesn't show up:D

It's happening this coming Saturday morning. It's on like Donkey Kong, biatches!

haysey
16th May 2010, 06:07 PM
It's happening this coming Saturday morning.




Is there a proposed venue?


?:roll:

haysey
16th May 2010, 06:23 PM
?:roll:


Figured it out, one things for sure. I'll back the Count in to win the 8th:lol:

Courty
16th May 2010, 06:25 PM
Figured it out, one things for sure. I'll back the Count in to win the 8th:lol:

:lol:

solarman
17th May 2010, 09:28 AM
If this match goes ahead....and I know its unlikely:roll:




Is there a proposed venue? Or is it a secret so Solarman doesn't show up:D

Remember dicknose, that I am playing with another group on Saturday. A group that appreciates me.

Ned
17th May 2010, 08:34 PM
Remember dicknose, that I am playing with another group on Saturday. A group that appreciates me.

http://www.cs.cityu.edu.hk/~hwchun/Images/Being%20Appreciated.png

Courty
21st May 2010, 01:29 PM
1st post updated.

:roll:

haysey
21st May 2010, 02:21 PM
FFS. You guys are deadset useless...

haysey
21st May 2010, 05:33 PM
I vote the pair of you be disqualified:roll:

Tomson
21st May 2010, 06:08 PM
I second that.

mike
21st May 2010, 06:08 PM
I can't stand the suspense anymore. Just toss a coin ferchrisake.

haysey
21st May 2010, 07:39 PM
They're both scared of each other. I'm convinced this match will never happen.

Courty
21st May 2010, 07:41 PM
They're both scared of each other. I'm convinced this match will never happen.

I'm not scared of him, but he's terrified of me. :twisted:

haysey
21st May 2010, 07:56 PM
I suspect he heard about your extra shot and decided to either wait till you come back down or he can pick one up himself.

Courty
21st May 2010, 07:58 PM
I suspect he heard about your extra shot and decided to either wait till you come back down or he can pick one up himself.

Maybe, maybe not. But I am sick of the lame excuses he keep scoming up with.

haysey
21st May 2010, 08:02 PM
Maybe, maybe not. But I am sick of the lame excuses he keep scoming up with.




Ban?












:mrgreen:

Courty
24th May 2010, 05:29 PM
1st post updated again.

FFS, this is starting to feel like Groundhog Day. :roll:

haysey
24th May 2010, 05:36 PM
Pfft. One of you will break a nail and pull out....





:wink:

Ned
24th May 2010, 07:31 PM
These been DQ'd and banned yet ?:smt021


:lol:




:wink:

Courty
1st June 2010, 05:48 PM
I was going to take Chopper on at Paradise Palms next Tuesday but Mike hijacked that idea.

Chopper has told me that he's going to take his place in our group this Saturday and will play me then. I'm looking for a bookie to give me decent odds of him not showing. :roll:

Courty
5th June 2010, 12:11 PM
Match finally completed!

It was worth the wait, too.

I went 2 up early after Chopper had consecutive 3-putts. Then I immediately lost 4 in a row as I went +7 for the next 4 holes. I chipped away at his lead early on the 2nd 9 (including a chip-in bird on 3) to take a 1-up lead on the 6th and then made a clutch sand save (which turned out to be a win when Chopper 3-jacked for the 4th time) on the 9th to finish at 2-up.

haysey
5th June 2010, 12:17 PM
Match finally completed!

It was worth the wait, too.

I went 2 up early after Chopper had consecutive 3-putts. Then I immediately lost 4 in a row as I went +7 for the next 4 holes. I chipped away at his lead early on the 2nd 9 (including a chip-in bird on 3) to take a 1-up lead on the 6th and then made a clutch sand save (which turned out to be a win when Chopper 3-jacked for the 4th time) on the 9th to finish at 2-up.


Well thank **** thats over:mrgreen:


First question. How sober was Chopper?

Courty
5th June 2010, 12:18 PM
First question. How sober was Chopper?

Surprisingly, as a judge.

Eag's
5th June 2010, 12:29 PM
Well done Courty, bad luck Chopper.

Dcanto
5th June 2010, 02:39 PM
Congrats Courty.

Ned
5th June 2010, 03:09 PM
Surprisingly, as a judge.

Soft Chopper!