Ghey-Vocabulary

[solarman]

After a certain person casting doubts about my sexual bias, I though we might have some humour trying to expand our vocabulary.

Ghey-Dar......word to describe a device used to locate Haysey
Ghey-Ness......word to describe the motion of Courty's backswing
Ghey-Dom....the realm of the Nudgee Golf Club and surrounding Golf Clubs
Accutely-Ghey.....things we thought when we saw Iain's yellow and white attire
Holy-Ghey....when we saw how big Hux was

You get the drift !!!

[henno]

Ghey-bourhood..... Anywhere where headcovers and belly putters are used and/or sold.
Ghey-els..... Playing the Dingo Hill in the middle of winter

[solarman]

Ghey-Ity.....Adlo and his mates in WA going to an Eagles match

[timinsa]

Ghey-lic(k) Football. An Irish custom. Nuff said...I'll leave it to the mental image now searing your frontal lobes for all of eternity.:shock::smt108

[KristianJ]

Fair-gheys hit: A number that should be maximum when every shot you hit is straight as a gun barrel.

[haysey]

Scary-ghey - 1/ Anyone who's ever worn there underwear on the outside. 2/ Anyone whom teenage girls know as "Mr tissues"

[Courty]

The only ghey (http://www.ozgolf.net/member.php/2261-solarman) in the village.

[KristianJ]

Ghey-lormade Arse Heaven: Rough guess here, but probably an accurate summation of an Ozgolf Major after party.

[Yossarian]

http://i41.tinypic.com/10f409z.jpg

[sms316]

Ghey-eff-ell.... poofters sport played predominantly in the southern states.

[IanO]

Ghey-bourhood..... Anywhere where headcovers and belly putters are used and/or sold.

and Chippers

[solarman]

Ghey-torade......A drink to wash down after swallowing sticky fluids

[sms316]

Ghey-pergoal..... doing it wrong.

[parlyboy]

5937

Tom looks fairly Ghey.

[parlyboy]

5938

[sms316]

Gheyssarian, JonnyGheynuck, Gheydlo & IDGheyguy

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9302/washower.jpg

[solarman]

Ghey-some.....3 Brisbane golfers getting it on

[ddasey]

Ghey-eff-ell.... poofters sport played predominantly in the southern states.

Ghey - R -L.... a even pooftier sport played predominately in the northren states and promoted by poster boy John HOPOATE........

[Yossarian]

And the only sport to have a player come out while playing.

[MegaWatty]

I think I'd prefer to know who to hide my knob from!

[Yossarian]

You actually have to make a conscious effort to hide it?

http://i41.tinypic.com/2yorbti.png

[Tongueboy]

this place is getting gheyer

[markTHEblake]

Iron Covers. They are so gay it doesnt have to have gay in it.

[Zeusgolf]

Biz Hub Ghey-Vision


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i2HGby-H_k

[Johnny Canuck]

Ghey-dio - a sound transmitting device that only plays Ryan Adams.

[LarryLong]

Ghey-sayers: people who are obsessed with pointing out things that make you gay.
Kennedy Ghey: Golf course for men who like it long and hard

[KristianJ]

Fri-ghey morning: The time of day when your bucket hat needs to be put in the wash to be clean and dry for Saturday comp.

EDIT: And this:

http://sydney.gumtree.com.au/c-Stuff-for-Sale-sports-leisure-fitness-Complett-Lady-golf-set-W0QQAdIdZ192543269

[Ferrins]

ghey-hole, 15th at Pacific GC.

[Courty]

Scotty Gheymeron putters

[Hawkers2008]

Ok course there is Brian Gay but he has a really hot looking wife

[Hawkers2008]

Gheybours .... the queers next door and a poxy tv show

[Johnny Canuck]

Ghey-zaar - A fruity older gent with a wealth of golf knowledge

[Daves]

http://www.gheysites.com/

[sms316]

Ghey-nada..... The USA's 51st state.

[solarman]

GHEY-BOURHOOD........... (refers to Hannam Street, Cairns)

[solarman]

Reg-ghey.......music listened to by wannabe cool dudes and played in city malls

[sms316]

"Ghey arms" - sun sleeves.

[Monsta]

"Ghey arms" - sun sleeves.

+1 8)

[Daves]

"Ghey arms" - sun sleeves.

"Bugger off Mole" is probably more appropriate.

[Lagerlover]

Ghey nomads... old guys camping in style!!

[kiwitown]

Gheys afloat....think Jamie durie

[Haystacks]

Gheys online - bid for a homo

[live4golf]

Gheystanes - Parramatta's poorer, and less masculine brother.

[Haystacks]

Ghey's Outdoors - camper than a row of tents

[live4golf]

Ghey's Anatomy - Playing Doctors and Nurses...without the Nurses

[IamViva]

ghey-ping - you know... like goatse

[Dotty]

Gheyzing Saddles - working title for Brokeback Mountain.

[Haystacks]

Underneath The Gheydar - an 80's song by Underworld about staying in the closet

[mrbluu]

PGGHEY TOUR were the focus is scoring on the back 9......

[rqrox]

Ghey fade..... Like a real fade just limp wristed

[solarman]

Ghey-dium......where Bronco's play

[matty]

Ghey fade..... Like a real fade just limp wristed

Was a few of them off the first tee on the sunday Ozgolf day.

Was the extreme opposite to what I did.:? Ghey draw?

[Lagerlover]

Callaway gheyzr fit drivers.... every colour but pink!

[LeftyHoges]

Ghey-ping hole in the talent levels between Confeds and Unionists? :lol:

[sms316]

Desirghey.

Large spud, known to reside in the ACT.

[markTHEblake]

If there is nothing wrong with being gay then what is the significance of calling something gay/ghey?

[popper81]

If there is nothing wrong with being gay then what is the significance of calling something gay/ghey?

Put that in the religion thread, Blakey... You will find the answer there.

[sms316]

If there is nothing wrong with being gay then what is the significance of calling something gay/ghey? Nothing wrong with this as far as I can tell.http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001050315/sophia20sacha20kiss_xlarge.jpeg

[popper81]

A gheynundrum- when presented with a situation that leads you to question your own sexuality.

Gheyander - the looks Courty and Iain received during our travels in china town. Much admiration from Melbourne's ghey community for either Ozgolf Adonis .

[JADO75]

Gheyzing- to look at a mans bum

[matty]

Gheydo - An ozgolfer who looks at a mans bum.

[Lagerlover]

If there is nothing wrong with being gay then what is the significance of calling something gay/ghey?

Did Popper put you up to this?

[IamViva]

gheyteway arterial - ghey between 2pm-6pm monday to friday!

[Lagerlover]

gheyteway arterial - ghey between 2pm-6pm monday to friday!

More info please...

[Lagerlover]

Ghey nomads... old guys camping in style!!

GOLD

[Ferrins]

Bethany wallet.

[IamViva]

Ghey nomads... old guys camping in style!!
avoid if offered to their camp site for a spit roast

[mrbluu]

Gheyho, a man who loves his shafts.....

[Lagerlover]

avoid if offered to their camp site for a spit roast

Or a milky looking catheter bag...

[Lagerlover]

Bargheyn...

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Golf-Umbrella-New-Full-Size-130cm-ROUND-100cm-TALL-/271155291366?pt=AU_Golf_Accessories&hash=item3f221d64e6&_uhb=1#ht_6198wt_689

[blurry]

Darth gheyder-- man with big black helmet

[markTHEblake]

You will find the answer there.
I already know the answer. I just dont think anyone else does.

Anyways seinfeld started it, didn't he?

[Hatchman]

It was the only way they could get away with the episode they did. The line "Not that there's anything wrong with that" allowed them to get away it, without all the do good bleeding heart minorities having a voice. Took all their power away with a few words. Funny stuff.

[markTHEblake]

The line "Not that there's anything wrong with that" allowed them to get away it

Correct, so basically whenever someone says that, what they really means is the opposite, right?

[Hatchman]

Not that simple. Some will be sincere when they say it and others not so sincere.

[IamViva]

tailgheyting - is the practice of driving on a road too close to the vehicle in front, at a distance where extreme discomfort can be felt

[dc68]

Gheymie Sowturd.....Olympic diver.

[popper81]

Gheymie Sowturd.....Olympic diver.

Ben Gheyreagh...... Olympic back peddler?

[blurry]

home ingheysion ...... youre asked politely to " lay down on the floor face first dahls". and when you come to:shock: the room is redecorated and you have new curtains.... mwah:mrgreen:

[mrbluu]

Is that more likely to happen the western suburb of gheymore park.....

[Johnny Canuck]

I heard rumours a certain OzGolf member has been using this on his sore calf:

23011

[solarman]

Ghey-tio as in ratio of gheyness....used in a sentence...."Dotty has a ghey-tio of 100%"

[Lobsta]

Ghey-tio as in ratio of gheyness....used in a sentence...."Dotty has a ghey-tio of 100%"

That's a ghey-centage. A ghey-tio would be something along the lines of "Down at Vic champs, the ghey-tio of the participants was 10:1"

[IamViva]

there were 10 southerners for every one from the north? amazing

[sms316]

Courtghey
MegaWattghey
AndgheyP
PetegheyD
KristianGhey

Mods on prohomo.net

[mrbluu]

Match Ghey event. Where Gheyfaders go head to head.

[Dotty]

Ghey-tio as in ratio of gheyness....used in a sentence...."Dotty has a ghey-tio of 100%"
Not quite 100%.

I wasn't distracted by the Orange Mocha Frappaccino dancers, at my his last servo visit.

[Courty]

'50 Shades of Ghey' - Solarman's biography

[Johnny Canuck]

'50 Shades of Ghey' - Solarman's biography Gold

[mrbluu]

Ghey's Anatomy. ...

[Webster]

Coldghey
Pet Shop Gheys
Bronskghey Beat
Frankie Gheys to Hollywood
Ghey D Lang
Rickghey Martin
Justin Gheyber

Musicians enjoyed by the gheys.

[live4golf]

Orgheynic - those who only use fruit and vegetables untained by chemicals

[Johnny Canuck]

Reindeer Gheymes: Christmas activities enjoyed by Rubin and his mates.

[sms316]

The Human Gheyntipede.

As above, but for the remainder of the year.

[Lobsta]

The Human Gheyntipede.

As above, but for the regheynder of the year.

Ftfy.

[Courty]

Gheymbook - an app for sledging fellow golfers when one is jealous that they weren't invited.

[popper81]

Gheymbook - an app for sledging fellow golfers when one is jealous that they weren't invited.

Hahaha... That is the second time I have heard that today :lol:

[solarman]

GHEY-WATCH......men in red board shorts and women in red mankinis.

[popper81]

Vertighey.... Every time you kneel down you feel like you are going to choke.

[Courty]

Star-gheyzing: staring at the sky dreaming of boldly going to Uranus.

[solarman]

Ghey-stack.....group of VIC Ozgolfers having a group hug

[solarman]

Gheys of Our Lives- Courty's family in a documentary

[KristianJ]

Ghey-men Corner: where the more flamboyant golf apparel is on display at your local pro shop.

[mrbluu]

Ghey-men Corner: where the more flamboyant golf apparel is on display at your local pro shop.

is that where they sell stuff like this??

23953

[LeftyHoges]

is that where they sell stuff like this??

23953

Look out, grumpy's comin for ya!

[KristianJ]

is that where they sell stuff like this??23953 Decent effort.

[sms316]

Tyson Ghey.

Drug cheat.

[solarman]

Ghey-ski..........what Courty is up to now

[Courty]

Gheybions - wire baskets full of homos

[solarman]

Caba-Ghey.......where Courty goes dancing on stage in fluffy big feathered hats

[Johnny Canuck]

Yhey! Celebration cheer, popular with Rubin.

[mrbluu]

My friend uses this a fair bit...gheyasian....a ghey Asian.

[live4golf]

Gheyrilla - Someone who flambouyantly hits the ball a mile.

[IamViva]

gheysha - the ghey male version of a japanese entertainer/hostess. happy endings are a certainty.

[sms316]

Callaghey - crap gear

[IamViva]

but they made the deuce

[mrbluu]

Vokghey wedges........unsellable wedges ;-)

[popper81]

Rangheya - Ghey Ranga

Ghefty - Ghey Lefty

[Lobsta]

Rangheya - Ghey Ranga

Ghefty - Ghey Lefty

Ranghefty Hoges?