Steak and BJ Day

[sms316]

Celebrate your hardest lads! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


Steak and BJ Day

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

[fatbastard]

:oops: Oops sorry SMS, I went a day early... Got lucky this morning and she's cooking me steak tonight...

Premature celebration!!!8-)

[ParMaster]

Sounds, um, fun.

:)

[fatbastard]

Sounds, um, fun.

:)

How old are you PM???

[ParMaster]

15. :)

[Minor_Threat]

Ill do my best with this one..

Considering we don't do Valentines, it looks like I'm going to struggle!

[AndyP]

I just want a card, some flowers and to fall asleep in her arms.

[fatbastard]

Ill do my best with this one..

Considering we don't do Valentines, it looks like I'm going to struggle!

Take comfort in my signature!!! :razz:

[marcel]

Steak and BJ Day



why not just learn how to cook and work on your middle body flexibility

[Dennis]

great thread sms

would read again

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[TheTrueReview]

S*xpo really had a profound effect on you SMS. 8-) :shock:

[Moe Norman]

I think he's busy cooking a steak

[Tongueboy]

and getting ready to blow himself

[sms316]

It's getting towards that time of the year again lads. Any good steak ideas?

[Monsta]

The steak part I dont mind, being single it only costs $25 at the club, the BJ side might cost a little bit more :razz:

[Lobsta]

It's getting towards that time of the year again lads. Any good steak ideas?

If you're cooking the steak yourself, you're doing it wrong.

[3Puttpete]

I thought it was steak, bj and stfu day

[Hatchman]

What do the anaemic lentil munchin vegos do?

There may be a few singles getting a rib removed to comply.

Spit, swallow or gargle for the BJ to count?

[3Puttpete]

What do the anaemic lentil munchin vegos do?There may be a few singles getting a rib removed to comply.Spit, swallow or gargle for the BJ to count? That's up to you Hatchman but good on you for giving it a go.

[SundayHack]

It's getting towards that time of the year again lads. Any good steak ideas?

Im going to suggest to my other half that i eat the steak whilst getting the BJ. Side of diane sauce wouldn't go astray either.

[Lobsta]

Im going to suggest to my other half that i eat the steak whilst getting the BJ. Side of diane sauce wouldn't go astray either.

For the steak or the BJ? Or both?

[SundayHack]

For the steak or the BJ? Or both?

Diane sauce goes good with any meat

[sms316]

Love a good rib eye.

[Lagerlover]

My missus is waiting for Hallmark to bring out cards before anything happens...

[sms316]

My missus is waiting for Hallmark to bring out cards before anything happens...
Women can be so cruel.

[Daves]

My missus is waiting for Hallmark to bring out cards before anything happens...

You can cover books, but you can't make up one card?

http://newsthump.com/2012/03/14/happy-steak-and-blow-job-day-cards-not-selling-well-admits-hallmark/

[sms316]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/506188585/steak_bj_day_greeting_cards_pk_of_10.jpg?height=16 0&width=160

[Daves]

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

[Lagerlover]

You can cover books, but you can't make up one card?http://newsthump.com/2012/03/14/happy-steak-and-blow-job-day-cards-not-selling-well-admits-hallmark/ I can't be good at absolutely everything!

[Lagerlover]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/506188585/steak_bj_day_greeting_cards_pk_of_10.jpg?height=16 0&width=160 Thanks mate,Save, print and sit back and wait...

[Marto65]

Something is wrong here.

Pumpkin and Blue Cheese Pie for dinner.

[hocko]

Something is wrong here.

Pumpkin and Blue Cheese Pie for dinner.
You are dead right....who eats pumpkin? ;)

[Lagerlover]

F ME!!!
Now the vacuum cleaners shat itself..... worst Steak and BJ Day ever.

[matty]

Steak and BJ day should really be a week before Valentines.

[popper81]

Everyday day is steak & bj day when you are big popper13.

[Courty]

Everyday day is steak & bj day when you are big popper13.

Big Popper13 auto-cannibalises his own rib fillets in order to auto-fellate? :shock:

[popper81]

Big Popper13 auto-cannibalises his own rib fillets in order to auto-fellate? :shock:

That means "Courty is my ho".

[Johnny Canuck]

Rumour has it that Yoss has been spotted knocking at Rubin's backdoor holding a couple of t-bones.

[Lobsta]

Rumour has it that Yoss has been spotted knocking at Rubin's backdoor holding a boner.

ftfy

[rubin]

Rumour has it that Yoss has been spotted knocking at Rubin's backdoor holding a couple of t-bones.

Wot can I say...... The lad swallows.

[sms316]

Bimp

[3Puttpete]

Chicken kebabs for dinner.

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[Yossarian]

Wot can I say...... The lad swallows. #metoo